Is it weird to sign his penis?

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  • čas přidán 4. 12. 2014
  • A woman signs her man's penis to be sure that he remains faithful.
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  • @ferozkaamil1
    @ferozkaamil1 Před 7 lety +3855

    I'm done with this world.
    She is crazy

  • @SuelyPio
    @SuelyPio Před 8 lety +3648

    The Dr is dying of laughter lol

    • @explosivewaffulz3585
      @explosivewaffulz3585 Před 8 lety +35

      ikr haha

    • @x3Eyle
      @x3Eyle Před 7 lety +137

      Seeing him laugh his ass off is the best damn thing LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @hitsugayaalizz7210
      @hitsugayaalizz7210 Před 5 lety +96

      He has good humor to. Legend said he still laughing until today

    • @sommie4935
      @sommie4935 Před 5 lety +11

      So am I

    • @LOL10060
      @LOL10060 Před 5 lety +7

      SuelyPio lol I no right LMFAO 🤣

  • @cherisseneverson4697
    @cherisseneverson4697 Před 4 lety +1503

    “Him and this other chick done worked on that signature.” 😂😂😂

  • @EddieMan117
    @EddieMan117 Před 4 lety +647

    If you don't trust your spouse to not cheat when you're not around, *BE SINGLE.* 😐😑

  • @stephanieann6622
    @stephanieann6622 Před 7 lety +2278

    If you can't trust him not to cheat then leave. Plain and simple. Poor guy..

    • @kennedytoms739
      @kennedytoms739 Před 6 lety +61

      Trusting people is how you get cheated on

    • @rogerchandelier6673
      @rogerchandelier6673 Před 6 lety +71

      She obviously doesn’t want to leave cause she said he’s the most good looking guy she’s ever seen. She probably feels like she can never find someone like that again.

    • @T1meRelease
      @T1meRelease Před 6 lety +24

      She ain’t gonna trust her boyfriend no matter who she is so her dating license should be suspended

    • @Kleo3392
      @Kleo3392 Před 5 lety +21

      Poor guy? He cheated on her!

    • @leenguyen6056
      @leenguyen6056 Před 5 lety +39

      Kleo3392 She *suspected* him cheating

  • @MsNobody
    @MsNobody Před 8 lety +2215

    I love Steve's comment "I don't think we should ask anybody if that is weird co'z that is Damn Crazy!"
    LOL

  • @wollfi7043
    @wollfi7043 Před 4 lety +434

    Bruh I lost it when he said "Forgery." 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Shabazz23
      @Shabazz23 Před 8 měsíci +1

      That was a burn like no other 😂😂😂😂

  • @lucasmcqueen6302
    @lucasmcqueen6302 Před 4 lety +831

    She is WAAAAAYYYYY too old to be that insecure!

    • @laurenc2976
      @laurenc2976 Před 4 lety +40

      LUCAS MCQUEEN That’s probably why she’s insecure. A mature lady feeling her age

    • @sluggak1363
      @sluggak1363 Před 4 lety +14

      Been cheating while young shes the one that needs to be monitored

    • @virgilgeorge6375
      @virgilgeorge6375 Před 3 lety +10

      @@laurenc2976 She needs to get over it. She's too old for that like Lucas said.

    • @shooklizard9039
      @shooklizard9039 Před 3 lety +13

      Insecurity does not have a age hun

    • @mwendapoleee
      @mwendapoleee Před 3 lety +1

      @@shooklizard9039 yeah if they dwell on the aging

  • @kokujin
    @kokujin Před 9 lety +3210

    I'd like to know what the boyfriend looks like.

    • @ry4nx
      @ry4nx Před 8 lety +239

      +bobby smith so you can smudge the signature?

    • @teliciasmith7712
      @teliciasmith7712 Před 8 lety +20

      me too

    • @kokujin
      @kokujin Před 8 lety +257

      no so I can see if he's worth that crazy behavior from her.

    • @britneybaby636
      @britneybaby636 Před 8 lety +21

      +bobby smith yeh 4 real

    • @kokujin
      @kokujin Před 8 lety +17

      Told yall I ain't crazy

  • @ShanXton
    @ShanXton Před 7 lety +596

    That there is the true definition of "marking your territory" LMAO!

  • @Tamaraa2006
    @Tamaraa2006 Před 5 lety +1464

    She wants to brand and humiliate him, which is abuse.
    If it was a man doing it to a woman they wouldn't be laughing so much.

  • @attorneyreid7
    @attorneyreid7 Před 4 lety +425

    When he said "forgery" and Steve gave him a high five I knew it was on! That's hilarious...

    • @momo198000
      @momo198000 Před 4 lety

      what is "i knew it was on" mean ? do you mean it was staged or really happened and she is really do what she claim to do?

    • @jddrew1000
      @jddrew1000 Před 4 lety +27

      @@momo198000 He simply meant at that moment he knew the jokes would be flowing

    • @Nin86
      @Nin86 Před 4 lety +9

      I think he was insinuating that the mistress forges the girlfriends signature before he goes back home.

  • @aren4319
    @aren4319 Před 7 lety +398

    if you need to put your signature on my body to trust me, that's a big sign for me to leave.

  • @cvbailey47
    @cvbailey47 Před 8 lety +1923

    the doctor was funny as hell the look on his face was priceless I think I woke up everyone in the house laughing this is so damn funny just when you think you have heard it all

  • @thechief9787
    @thechief9787 Před 4 lety +589

    So we just going to pretend that The male doctor reaction wasn’t legendary 😂😂

    • @kingk6400
      @kingk6400 Před 3 lety +10

      Bomboclatt 😂😂😂

    • @toluadek
      @toluadek Před 3 lety +11

      Even Steve's reaction, he was kind of irritated 😂

  • @abdlymangual133
    @abdlymangual133 Před 4 lety +115

    “BRING ME THAT BIC” 😭😭 cryinggg

  • @wideboi5179
    @wideboi5179 Před 8 lety +1067

    Her signature technique is her signature technique.

  • @JakobStrand
    @JakobStrand Před 9 lety +468

    For 4 years?! What the hell? Who is this guy anyway? Oh dear lord...

  • @supreetha1675
    @supreetha1675 Před rokem +74

    7 years later it's still funny! This clip had me rolling! Hahahahahahahaha

    • @user-he5fd4bc2e
      @user-he5fd4bc2e Před rokem

      I love you Supreetha

    • @nevermind3488
      @nevermind3488 Před rokem

      I'm glad to find a recent reply. I'm dead. This woman and her man were in a crazy relationship. I'm sure they're not together anymore or the woman stopped signing those 'autographs'. I like how Steve posed, mimicking the scenario. I've never heard of such. I'll show this to my wife🤣🤣😅😅😅😂😂

  • @EddieMan117
    @EddieMan117 Před 4 lety +131

    0:44
    I sorta doubt that BOTH came up with that idea.

    • @nohahaggag
      @nohahaggag Před 3 lety +4

      I agree, however, they seem equally nuts. For he agreed to the idea even if he wasn't participating in the decision making process. LOL.

  • @Allyssia2292
    @Allyssia2292 Před 6 lety +204

    That doctor was having too much fun.

  • @mampotsotsosane8765
    @mampotsotsosane8765 Před 8 lety +747

    "Don't dot the "i""....LOL....i'm dead

    • @imbetthaley5217
      @imbetthaley5217 Před 4 lety +1

      😂 🏆

    • @canadianhotbod1
      @canadianhotbod1 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm watching this video while I'm lying down on my couch, when he says "don't dot the i" almost fell off.....I'm fuking dead!

    • @sandramullen7804
      @sandramullen7804 Před 4 lety

      Lol 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😳😳

    • @tinymegazell6060
      @tinymegazell6060 Před 4 lety +1

      @@canadianhotbod1 I don't get it

    • @canadianhotbod1
      @canadianhotbod1 Před 4 lety +1

      @@tinymegazell6060 she's writing on his penis. Don't dot he "i"

  • @ladennayoung2939
    @ladennayoung2939 Před 4 lety +98

    She need counseling for real. That is way too much. Smh!"

    • @rn6447
      @rn6447 Před 4 lety +5

      She needs to leave him alone! Subjecting him to abuse because of her own damn insecurities..... smh
      If the tables were turn and a male doing this to a female, it would've been taken seriously and there would've been consequences.
      She's crazy he should just walk out the door one day and never come back.

    • @janejustin1788
      @janejustin1788 Před 2 lety +1

      the guy too for allowing this for 4 years, And for staying

  • @krystleboyle202
    @krystleboyle202 Před 5 lety +89

    I died of laughter when Steve says "ooo don't dot the damn I" lmao omg

  • @rosiecheeks.k
    @rosiecheeks.k Před 6 lety +589

    "Bring me that Bic" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @meishamayo5089
    @meishamayo5089 Před 9 lety +487

    Yes it's weird, and no one should be that insecure in a relationship. Even the doctor was caught off guard by your "technique". Girl! Learn to trust your man or let him go honey, there are plenty of fish in the sea...I feel sorry for you...

    • @TheManny717
      @TheManny717 Před 9 lety +11

      I feel sorry for that, too. XD I'll give her "Originality" points, too, but if I were to be her, I rather to move forward than to deal w/ this, especially when she agreed to tied the knot. It's also affecting their overall health due to her insecurity and his good looks w/ their past that is still biting them in the rear end. BTW, I would

    • @meishamayo5089
      @meishamayo5089 Před 9 lety +6

      Manuel Hernandez You're absolutely right, this is affecting their health, in more ways than she probably knows. With that said, I sure hope you find the right woman for you.

    • @Sarione
      @Sarione Před 5 lety

      He does need to leave her crazy ass problem is, she will do it to the next one too. Just by looking at her you can tell. She won't ever trust a guy.

    • @greagen
      @greagen Před 5 lety +1

      The point is it doesn't matter if she letting the man go,she will do the same again on different relationship.This man clearly loves her otherwise you wouldn't let her do all these things.For me he letting her do it means he has nothing to hide.He just want to give her peace of mind but she really need to work on herself.I think you doing her man short by saying leave him if you don't trust him there are plenty fish.This woman clearly has issues and stop blaming the husband.

  • @BrandonBate
    @BrandonBate Před 4 lety +48

    Freeze it at 1:02 and just appreciate the range of reaction. This clip is GOLD!

  • @MegaAlbeagle
    @MegaAlbeagle Před 4 lety +197

    I think if this has lasted 4 years then he has learned to forge your signature or he is nuts too 😂

  • @busisiwekani5433
    @busisiwekani5433 Před 7 lety +147

    Forgery. I DIED.

    • @thorisomolefe2276
      @thorisomolefe2276 Před 5 lety +9

      "Don't dot the i". 😂😂😂😂Don't know how I'm still alive😂⚰ uSteve ungihlulile

    • @aj42k
      @aj42k Před 3 lety +2

      Literally.

  • @Stephanie90m
    @Stephanie90m Před 5 lety +529

    That doctor guy has the nicest smile n laugh 😍

  • @ADRIKA29
    @ADRIKA29 Před 3 lety +16

    That Clinical Psychologist laughed so much, I thought he's gonna fall of the chair 😂😂😂

  • @leakotlica2472
    @leakotlica2472 Před 2 lety +14

    "Forgery" + high five = me bursting out laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lstockton8468
    @lstockton8468 Před 8 lety +690

    OK she's stone-cold crazy for coming up with this mess but my first question was: what the hell kind of man is going to put up with this and when I heard it had been going on for 4 years I said well damn! He's just as crazy as she is---maybe they need to be together to protect the rest of us! hahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahaha!

  • @sammybee1929
    @sammybee1929 Před 7 lety +198

    The Doc is dying a death of shock-laughter...😆. Oh my goodness!!!

  • @kitchen_elf_Nita
    @kitchen_elf_Nita Před 4 lety +34

    Doc almost laughed his ass off the chair. Funniest vid I've seen from S H show. 😂😂😂

  • @princep2376
    @princep2376 Před 5 lety +89

    This brings new meaning to a “Johnny Handcock” 🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @HellFirecz
    @HellFirecz Před 9 lety +494

    She does not even understand the basic concept of love. You can not own anybody and say him what to do and what not to do. That is not a good relationship.

    • @epiquewenqa
      @epiquewenqa Před 9 lety +16

      then again, cheating isnt good in the first place

    • @kentuckysmoose
      @kentuckysmoose Před 9 lety +10

      He didnt cheat

    • @floppybollox3
      @floppybollox3 Před 9 lety +21

      pikakiko She said she suspected him of cheating, not that he cheated. You automatically assume he did. Why? She clearly has trust issues and she bases them on the fact that she knows he is attractive to other women. If he had definitely cheated that would have been the first thing she would have said to justify her actions. From there both she and the other female psychotherapist assume he is the one doing wrong, without any proof. And you Pikakiko also. Rank smell of hypocrisy methinks.

    • @hainsay
      @hainsay Před 9 lety +2

      I don't think writing her name on his penis is meant to be her claiming him as her property. It's ridiculous, yes, but it's not necessarily about ownership.

    • @floppybollox3
      @floppybollox3 Před 9 lety +5

      hainsay Just out of interest what would the reason be for doing such a thing, other than ownership? I figure it as the following, a) to remind him of who he belongs to if he allegedly gets the 'urge', b) so that any other female 'exposed' to his manhood would clearly see the mark of another woman.

  • @IvanGreindl
    @IvanGreindl Před 8 lety +159

    That's the most "original" technique I ever heard! Do you imagine living with someone you don't trust *at this point*??

  • @kickinitwithkenzie6310
    @kickinitwithkenzie6310 Před 2 lety +9

    i want the male doctor to co-host with steve.
    he's funny as hell.

  • @skeetyweety3681
    @skeetyweety3681 Před 5 lety +26

    “Don’t dot the ‘i’” LMAO 😂

  • @Heeroyui752
    @Heeroyui752 Před 9 lety +500

    Did she get it notarized?

  • @Roxburysfinest
    @Roxburysfinest Před 7 lety +155

    Steve Harvey's face when he laughs💀

  • @francesproctor8756
    @francesproctor8756 Před 5 lety +19

    Never heard of such insecurities before in my life!
    That is so sad.

  • @DezmonHazuko
    @DezmonHazuko Před 3 lety +17

    I like Steve's and the doctor's face reaction when she said that like "wtf did you just say?" 😂

  • @joseulloa1055
    @joseulloa1055 Před 9 lety +75

    She went to the wrong television show

  • @jamizyahbanks2800
    @jamizyahbanks2800 Před 8 lety +73

    "Don't dot the i"😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

  • @cbeautifulworld11
    @cbeautifulworld11 Před 4 lety +26

    That has to be toxic to his body. She's making him sick 😢

  • @justin031081
    @justin031081 Před 5 lety +12

    5 years later, and this video is still funny as hell LOL!

  • @reevesnick
    @reevesnick Před 9 lety +55

    Steve Harvey face is priceless 1:06

  • @ysirmars7444
    @ysirmars7444 Před 5 lety +25

    The psychologist is freaking hilarious!!!

  • @joshua7426
    @joshua7426 Před 4 lety +23

    "We both" came up with this idea. Dude should have just ran

  • @jay-b1223
    @jay-b1223 Před 4 lety +21

    “DON’T DOT THE i!” 🤣🤣4:49

  • @LordChrome375
    @LordChrome375 Před 5 lety +43

    The longer she talked, you could see her slowing down as if to say. “Oh, this is weirder when I say it out loud,”

  • @tincredible
    @tincredible Před 7 lety +126

    If ya gotta ask, it's probably weird!

  • @kristina5404
    @kristina5404 Před 5 lety +4

    The fact that the doctor started stuttering when he started talking speaks volumes. That woman is insane.

  • @freddiemontanez8461
    @freddiemontanez8461 Před 4 lety +14

    It was weird but at the same time hilarious. Steve and the doctor made me laugh 😂. I like this segment, better than ask Steve.

  • @skylerjr2648
    @skylerjr2648 Před 6 lety +50

    Finally a doctor who had a better reaction than Steve.
    I would expect Duffy being a psychologist to be used to hearing some wild stuff but that reaction was gold. He has a point though. What if they forged the signature?

  • @SepticeyeSammi
    @SepticeyeSammi Před 8 lety +47

    My sides hurt and I've fell out of my bed laughing so hard.

  • @Poeticdiva79
    @Poeticdiva79 Před 2 lety +2

    Are you serious?🤣😂😂😂
    Poor Dr is so speechless 😂😂😂
    I would never go through all that

  • @janetkeen8280
    @janetkeen8280 Před rokem +3

    Lol, I was still laughing after this ended!

  • @thechoniclesofkratos
    @thechoniclesofkratos Před 8 lety +187

    I am lost if u don't trust him why R u with him?

  • @justinem5298
    @justinem5298 Před 9 lety +19

    That's a new level of trust issues. Damn.

  • @munchcrunchmonster4838
    @munchcrunchmonster4838 Před 4 lety +7

    Damn! She even got the doctor stuttering 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasmineg3928
    @jasmineg3928 Před 2 lety +4

    When this man said forgery I done lost it 🤣🤣

  • @emplodedpear
    @emplodedpear Před 6 lety +23

    "DON'T DOT THE I"
    I lost it

  • @912deborah
    @912deborah Před 6 lety +12

    4:55 DONT DOT THE “I”.....hella hilarious

  • @joikerekusip2727
    @joikerekusip2727 Před 4 lety +1

    Steve got a very smart and intelligent mind...he can well fit into any angle you could ever imagine at all...top man...steve keep it up!!

  • @ketlinswaby5429
    @ketlinswaby5429 Před rokem +1

    One of the best... Crazy as hell...

  • @marquezjohnson6440
    @marquezjohnson6440 Před 9 lety +102

    When he comes home, he should make her eat her words

  • @sUjU91
    @sUjU91 Před 5 lety +9

    0:55 the psychologist's face says it all 😂😂

  • @shaughton9690
    @shaughton9690 Před rokem

    Steve’s demonstrations are just priceless

  • @vivianavillarreal79
    @vivianavillarreal79 Před 3 lety +5

    I love the way this doctor laughs!
    Lol ... Like a kid 😆😆😆😆😆😆😎

    • @siadara8874
      @siadara8874 Před 2 lety

      I died looking at his reaction to Steve's antics

  • @diannewalker4945
    @diannewalker4945 Před 8 lety +151

    Is she crazy? YES!!! Is she weird? YES!!! Is he a nut for putting up with her? YES X INFINITY!!!!

    • @shirleyoxner7105
      @shirleyoxner7105 Před 8 lety +4

      She got to be kidding if not he is a fool for letting her sign his penis.if you don t trust him then you and him should not be.together. That is so childest and stupid. lol

  • @dre6191
    @dre6191 Před 8 lety +26

    Steve was like wtf this woman talking bout!

  • @aliviatabb1386
    @aliviatabb1386 Před 3 lety +9

    Yes, that is extremely weird Miss Ma'am😂
    Purple dress and Doc took me out:
    "I don't know WHAT kinda man would allow you to do this."
    "Forgery!" 💀😂😂😂

  • @danwood4312
    @danwood4312 Před 4 lety +1

    Love you Steve.

  • @dreamshappen..6539
    @dreamshappen..6539 Před 5 lety +21

    I cant count how many times I've watch this🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @siadara8874
      @siadara8874 Před 2 lety +2

      And I laugh each time as if it was the first

  • @indigobeauty1
    @indigobeauty1 Před 6 lety +32

    I'm speechless 😶...4 years!? Really...why?? He crazy too for putting up with it... so0o to me thy sound like a perfect match frm looney ville.

  • @its.kieeeee
    @its.kieeeee Před 2 lety +3

    I can’t stop watching this one 😭😭😭🤣

  • @elisetdavis
    @elisetdavis Před 2 lety +4

    The way the dr was laughing made me laugh more🤣🤣🤣

  • @maniamathurin1776
    @maniamathurin1776 Před 6 lety +13

    “Are you serious “? I died 😂😂

  • @wolvie041007
    @wolvie041007 Před 6 lety +15

    1:05 the look of Steve Harvey's face is priceless. Roflmao

  • @alexispascal9245
    @alexispascal9245 Před 3 lety +3

    The energy changed drastically when she brought it up 💀💀💀💀😂

  • @Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward

    Steve asks the right questions

  • @VenonmousVlogger
    @VenonmousVlogger Před 9 lety +10

    DON'T DOT THE I!!!!
    I don't even have to ask the audience if it's weird, that's damn crazy!
    I love Steve!

  • @Mr_-Heisenberg
    @Mr_-Heisenberg Před 7 lety +7

    That signature forgery had me laughing my ass out

  • @matthewholmes5285
    @matthewholmes5285 Před 2 lety +3

    WOW!!! This was priceless!!!! Steve you and that doctor got a vibe going! Bring him back with another nut case! This was freakin hilarious!!!!!!

  • @morganmarcella47
    @morganmarcella47 Před 5 lety +1

    The look on Steve's face priceless lol

  • @Federico84
    @Federico84 Před 9 lety +18

    how old is she? she looks 50 or something and i wonder if she ever wondered why he didn't ask her to marry him. She is the craziest woman i've ever seen

    • @ddlanz
      @ddlanz Před 8 lety +5

      +Tecnovlog She's probably dating a 20-something guy like a lot of washed up blondes in their 50s seem to do if they get divorced or stay single. That guy probably has no incentive to get married to her, probably just using her for cash.

  • @cooleymovies
    @cooleymovies Před 8 lety +16

    I have not laughed this much in ages

  • @nohahaggag
    @nohahaggag Před 3 lety

    Damn right..this is original and unprecedented. WOW.

  • @unchartedps3player455
    @unchartedps3player455 Před 4 lety

    Omg!! Duffy and Harvey, the comedy dynamic duo!! I'm dead

  • @DimZdalle
    @DimZdalle Před 5 lety +7

    I like how the dr and mr Harvey immediately become bros

  • @law2999
    @law2999 Před 5 lety +6

    Steve is a damn foooooool 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashalily5
    @ashalily5 Před 4 lety

    Dr. Duffy is the best audience. his laughs are so contagious

  • @beautifulshianne1226
    @beautifulshianne1226 Před 4 lety

    Steve is hilarious

  • @yokoangel
    @yokoangel Před 9 lety +43

    I feel for her, she just has trust issues. I think she needs to work on loving herself, rather than being in relationship.

  • @molarbear8725
    @molarbear8725 Před 6 lety +5

    two peas in a pod dont let him go! he is cool with it, yal deserve each other

  • @alicebahar6342
    @alicebahar6342 Před 2 lety

    The funniest video LOL , love Steve Harvey!

  • @jayarajjohnson2476
    @jayarajjohnson2476 Před 2 lety +1

    She is such a Beautiful Woman & has such a beautiful smile.