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  • Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
    Narrator ► / @jaymick

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  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 Před 3 lety +6542

    "You clearly haven't seen Hitler's only fans"
    Hitler's only fans: invading the Polands Privacy gone wrong

  • @snacc9940
    @snacc9940 Před 3 lety +3198

    *"Welcome Jack, my name's Back"*
    *Speech 100*

    • @Angel-xd9pz
      @Angel-xd9pz Před 3 lety +65

      omg i didn't even realize until i read this lol

    • @dillandasilva3594
      @dillandasilva3594 Před 3 lety +29

      At 11:04 I thought the article said I don't believe in Germans

    • @Rexi20
      @Rexi20 Před 3 lety +21

      Reminds me of when Markiplier said his name was welcome

    • @myname7937
      @myname7937 Před 3 lety +2

      don't get it

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Rexi20 hello everybody my name a bagamum

  • @ArrangedNoiseFan
    @ArrangedNoiseFan Před 3 lety +941

    *Mr. Socky never forgot his master’s birthday again.*

    • @chaelan6014
      @chaelan6014 Před 3 lety +40

      I think mr socky pretended

    • @suyunana
      @suyunana Před 2 lety +25

      @@chaelan6014 to get the punishment 👀

    • @ThereTerente
      @ThereTerente Před 2 lety +27

      Mr socky *faked* forgetting his master's birthday

    • @oDogg0206
      @oDogg0206 Před 2 lety +18

      *no no, he *always** *forgot*

    • @pandaborg2466
      @pandaborg2466 Před 2 lety +4

      I hate you

  • @thepogchamper6201
    @thepogchamper6201 Před 3 lety +773

    Jack is the best narrator. He doesn't oversell the joke, his laugh kinda makes me laugh and him extending the joke is actually pretty funny. Also I like the different voices he makes sometimes. Good job man.

    • @kenharsha2173
      @kenharsha2173 Před 2 lety +5

      Robin personally

    • @Hugo-yz1vb
      @Hugo-yz1vb Před 2 lety +21

      All of Emkay does it for me

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před 2 lety +11

      Damien’s still my favorite, but Jack’s my favorite Gen 2 narrator

    • @williammerkel1410
      @williammerkel1410 Před 2 lety +3

      Whoever doesn't go on and on with the same post trying to sell a joke that doesn't work, get to the punchline and move on.

    • @azucanika5720
      @azucanika5720 Před 2 lety +3

      you mean back?

  • @KnightsofGaming2016
    @KnightsofGaming2016 Před 3 lety +2779

    Jack's wheezing laughter at the beginning has sold me to watch the rest of the video

  • @mohilhamraflijahja5024
    @mohilhamraflijahja5024 Před 3 lety +4201

    Jack: Has multiple personalities
    Lexi: Is very random
    Robin: Bird
    Damien: Contagious laughter
    Zach: Robin's husband/wife

  • @anim8ionbacon
    @anim8ionbacon Před 3 lety +96

    “Welcome, Jack! My name’s back, and you’re watching, um… gay?”
    He a little confused but he got the spirit

  • @lanzjaredadlawan1560
    @lanzjaredadlawan1560 Před 3 lety +57

    "Damn bro, was the singing really that bad?"
    Me: *dies*
    *ad pops up*
    Me: *dies again*

  • @definitelynotlucas4901
    @definitelynotlucas4901 Před 3 lety +536

    Two planes laughing their ass off
    "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
    "MALAYSIAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 370"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

    • @kaz1_f1
      @kaz1_f1 Před 3 lety +29

      "where's that MH370 guy. That hide and seek champion guy"

    • @pathetic8340
      @pathetic8340 Před 3 lety +19

      Aight Imma put this on r/cursedcomments.

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 Před 3 lety +7

      Irrelevant but XIAO XIAO XIAO I have found a genshin impact player in the wild

    • @aksalaheddine78
      @aksalaheddine78 Před 3 lety +7

      ExCuSe Me BuT ItS mH370!

    • @xious4275
      @xious4275 Před 3 lety +2

      This made me laugh

  • @stampycatfan01lol
    @stampycatfan01lol Před 3 lety +1567

    I can literally hear that robot repeatedly shouting “EXTERMINATE” now....

    • @parkersplace
      @parkersplace Před 3 lety +17

      lol same i love dr. who

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Před 3 lety +6

      **EXTERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE**

    • @protostnl6369
      @protostnl6369 Před 3 lety +7

      I haven't watched Doctor Who in a very long time yet whenever I see a image of a Dalek, that's the first thought that appears in my mind

    • @Belzabond
      @Belzabond Před 3 lety +1

      @@parkersplace I'm frickin OBSESSED with it

    • @parkersplace
      @parkersplace Před 3 lety +2

      @@Belzabond wow was not expecting my reply to blow up lol

  • @atdynax
    @atdynax Před 2 lety +31

    Serious anwer to how do mountains grow: Two tectonic plates collide and push the material in between upwards. In this case the Indian plate pushes against the Asian continent.

  • @turdboi420-69
    @turdboi420-69 Před 2 lety +31

    For your kind information Jack,
    The Indian tectonic plates are continuously moving towards the Asian tectonic plate does every few years (which is something like 8 or 10 years)l Mount Everest grows by 1m hight. It's not the snow it's the mountain itself.

  • @TotallyNotTheRedComet69
    @TotallyNotTheRedComet69 Před 3 lety +1772

    WAAAAACKYYY SCIENCE FACT: mountains grow by absorbing the souls of all the hikers and mountaineers that die on said mountain.

  • @Matthew_Murray
    @Matthew_Murray Před 3 lety +497

    “But how did you know my name was Pats” that broke me

  • @lvithan
    @lvithan Před 3 lety +19

    5:49, Jack said that Gru's suit is comprised of the body tissue of 5 male minions. The spacesuit has 10 fingers, which implies that a single male minion has 2... y'know..

  • @theuniversalbean9352
    @theuniversalbean9352 Před 3 lety +66

    Mountains like everest grow because they're still forming. There's still two tectonic plates moving toward each other forming mount everest

  • @ShroudLight
    @ShroudLight Před 3 lety +775

    Problem: Toddler obstructing path
    The robot: then casually T-poses on the baby

  • @showermeincrushedbathroomt4067

    Fun fact: The Spanish term for thousand is actually "mil". So the comment on the Civil War video only had 5.8 thousand, not million.

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 Před 3 lety +317

      Correct, thank you.

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 Před 3 lety +484

      Now, can we just talk about your name?

    • @abhi5504
      @abhi5504 Před 3 lety +274

      @@tale7955 no, no we cannot

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 Před 3 lety +269

      @@abhi5504 you're just scared of the truth...

    • @apieceoftrash1403
      @apieceoftrash1403 Před 3 lety +30

      Thank u

  • @bluefeather6784
    @bluefeather6784 Před 3 lety +94

    holy fuck when they said “its a good source of” i literally got an ad for vector cereal saying “high protein”

  • @miggle2784
    @miggle2784 Před 3 lety +4

    6:26 The flat-earther’s skull is so thick it won’t be hurt
    The flat earther has no idea how to aim, and will fire randomly until one of them hits.

  • @moduleapothem6446
    @moduleapothem6446 Před 3 lety +1017

    When a mommy tectonic plate and a daddy tectonic plate really love each other, they smash together, and then a few million years later a baby mountain comes out!

    • @ninnabuu
      @ninnabuu Před 3 lety +96

      and just casually kill a couple thousand people, its a part of the process

    • @Nasrosee
      @Nasrosee Před 3 lety +29

      @@ninnabuu oh god

    • @wiltingdaffodil
      @wiltingdaffodil Před 3 lety +15

      @@Nasrosee oh no

    • @duckhathap763
      @duckhathap763 Před 3 lety +33

      @@ninnabuu a life must be taken for a new one to begin

    • @aless2906
      @aless2906 Před 3 lety +24

      @@duckhathap763 Serial killer: I killed 50 people before being arrested
      tectonic plates: those are rookie numbers

  • @versatile4445
    @versatile4445 Před 3 lety +410

    “Whip out the Waluigi board” that killed me

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme Před 2 lety +3

    6:02 yes they can, just bring the ouiji board

  • @fireboyfails8481
    @fireboyfails8481 Před rokem +6

    Legends say when he laughs he contracts every disease known to man for 1 second

  • @slamfam7621
    @slamfam7621 Před 3 lety +6114

    First one isn't even that cursed, just sounds like a good comedy sketch.

  • @RLgenesis
    @RLgenesis Před 3 lety +1503

    The robot just doesn’t like people in its territory

  • @inkceptionist8156
    @inkceptionist8156 Před 2 lety +1

    Jack’s “flippidydoopidyda” made me smile.

  • @adansaurus609
    @adansaurus609 Před 2 lety +16

    3:22 i cant stop laughing at this. As a spanish person i tell this is a very funny joke, so good my country's economy laughed and believe me its dead as fuck

  • @ankushds7018
    @ankushds7018 Před 3 lety +306

    The mountain is growing because the Indian plate is still colliding with the asian plate. It's growing because of the same reason it has already grown so much.

    • @gggg-hq4td
      @gggg-hq4td Před 3 lety +17

      We think of mountains and terrain overall as something immovable and eternal, aside from exploseives mining etc. but they are constantly moving

    • @ankushds7018
      @ankushds7018 Před 3 lety +9

      @@gggg-hq4td yeah, some things are so gradual that we refuse to believe they even happen. Like evolution! Some people just can't comprehend the 3.8 billion years of extremely gradual evolution that made "extremely complex" creatures like us from single celled organisms.

    • @yuzdude5220
      @yuzdude5220 Před 3 lety +2

      Looks like someone wasn't paying attention at 6th grade science.

    • @IvanBias24
      @IvanBias24 Před 3 lety +1

      Mom, did you put the bodies on mount everest from our back yard again!

    • @Fionacle
      @Fionacle Před 3 lety

      Oh wow thanks!

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla Před 3 lety +1901

    “Because we like to watch children suffer”
    Children are the funniest people to watch comedically suffer, let’s be honest

    • @Fly_Integers
      @Fly_Integers Před 3 lety +85

      Thats the reason i kill orphans

    • @blackfemalev1nce582
      @blackfemalev1nce582 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Fly_Integers omg

    • @ddc171
      @ddc171 Před 3 lety +7

      You're going to hell for that

    • @dio2599
      @dio2599 Před 3 lety +71

      @@ddc171 Oh really? God gets to kill his only son and rules over heaven. I kill a few fatherless fuckers and I go to Hell? The audacity.

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla Před 3 lety +18

      @@ddc171 I'm a minor so I'm technically a kid, haha.

  • @random_potato2549
    @random_potato2549 Před 2 lety +5

    15:09 all I see are 3 floating heads, they really ain't like other triplets

  • @boxer5755
    @boxer5755 Před 3 lety +2

    This is the funniest video I have seen in a long time, the laughing from Back is just the cherry on top.

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 Před 3 lety +838

    Re: the m&ms, skittles, reese's pieces one:
    It's very easy to tell the difference if you give them a little bit of a closer look. Skittles are the most round, reese's pieces are the most flat. Reese's pieces only come in yellow, orange, and brown so naturally if you don't want that you can avoid those three colors all together. You know the purple ones are skittles because there's no purple m&ms. Plus skittles are a brighter shade of the colors than m&ms. Don't know about Reece's pieces but the roundness should be your go to to figure it out.
    However they are still contaminated with the peanuts so just keep that away from any and all people with peanut allergies.

  • @kazzzerusss
    @kazzzerusss Před 3 lety +559

    “Welcome Jack I’m back.”
    _Godzilla had a stroke listening to that and fucking died_

    • @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
      @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 Před 3 lety +35

      Godzilla keeps having strokes and we don’t know why

    • @kazzzerusss
      @kazzzerusss Před 3 lety +34

      @@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 Because he’s old, he’s a ww2 veteran, he attacked Japan, he served for America, those PTSD’s don’t help.

    • @SparksXtra
      @SparksXtra Před 3 lety +3

      Nice one.

    • @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
      @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 Před 3 lety +9

      @@kazzzerusss that’s sad. I hope godzilla daddy has a redemption arc in the next godzilla movie 😔😔

    • @kazzzerusss
      @kazzzerusss Před 3 lety +7

      @@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 but Monke has the mutations and Godzilla has those PTSD’s.

  • @lelieakiha
    @lelieakiha Před 3 lety +17

    Jack's voice is so calming, i swear emkay has the best narrators!

  • @benjamindyslilaplaige8986

    Me: *defeats bosses in hollow knight while listening to Jack giving his r/cursedcomments class and actually wins at a hard game*
    Jack: "just say" psspsspss" and I'll come"
    Me: hey teacher why when you said "psspsspss" I won?

  • @nexus1g
    @nexus1g Před 3 lety +439

    I'm allergic to peanuts, and the first thing I thought of is that'd be like Russian roulette for me.

    • @drorraz7962
      @drorraz7962 Před 3 lety +16

      Well it is
      Just when the whole gun is loaded
      Edit:oh wait you mean the post

    • @atadiarosatrini7112
      @atadiarosatrini7112 Před 3 lety +5

      This is also a cursed comment

    • @diljotthunder4348
      @diljotthunder4348 Před 3 lety +3

      Actually arent reeces pieces yellow and orange don’t eat those the m&ms are chocolate so they’re safe just don’t eat the yellow or orange ones

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 Před 3 lety +4

      I mean it’s only dangerous if the m and S melt before you get to them

    • @rr2878
      @rr2878 Před 3 lety +1

      I will barf if I eat peanuts, I was allergic to Nutalle for 8 years

  • @YoshKnight
    @YoshKnight Před 3 lety +68

    Fun Fact: When there is a lack of genetic diversity in a species, certain mutations are more likely to occur during reproduction. This usually involves a change in a part of the genetic code that causes the color in a certain body part, which leads to real-life shiny pokemon. Alabamians aren't just doing it for fun, they're shiny hunting.

    • @FlameWing-fi1tx
      @FlameWing-fi1tx Před 3 lety +7

      Now that's what I call a fun fact!

    • @FrizellaTheBee
      @FrizellaTheBee Před 3 lety +9

      Gotta catch 'em all!

    • @tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007
      @tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007 Před 3 lety +4

      @@FrizellaTheBee r/cursedcomment

    • @tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007
      @tryingtostealmynameyesduh5007 Před 3 lety +2

      @@t3al432 God no-

    • @t3al432
      @t3al432 Před 3 lety +4

      Ik about blue people but I wanna see red
      Edit: idrk, I think this is all bs
      if you consume a lot of carrots before birth the baby has a slight tint of orange as a newborn but returns to normal soon
      Therefore
      If you consume a crap ton of blood the child should have a slight tint of blood red then return to normal.

  • @Shiftified
    @Shiftified Před 2 lety +8

    7:25 me after infecting greendland while ingame for an hour

  • @Professionalidiotg
    @Professionalidiotg Před 2 lety +2

    ACTUAL pro tip: when someone knocks of the bathroom door, say “occupied” :)

    • @vixster6977
      @vixster6977 Před 2 lety +1

      actual pro tip: open the door

    • @schmeezy9144
      @schmeezy9144 Před 2 lety

      nonononono 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙐𝘼𝙇 pro tip, scream as loud as you can

  • @duality6918
    @duality6918 Před 3 lety +272

    As the seismic plates shift Mount Everest literally continues to grow taller.

  • @paugirones6083
    @paugirones6083 Před 3 lety +481

    I feel bad for laughing at Jack's cough-laugh. Sorry.

  • @Ubercentraltf2
    @Ubercentraltf2 Před 2 lety +7

    1:49 *Austrian art school rejects Austrian artist and regrets it later.

  • @joesephbidomeus2134
    @joesephbidomeus2134 Před 2 lety +5

    8:53 America is the sudden death mode

  • @beefysoul3743
    @beefysoul3743 Před 3 lety +125

    The one where the man's mother said "I hope you die" was because she thought he was in pain and wanted him to feel happy. It wasn't because she actually wanted him to die out of hate. That article doesn't tell you the full story.

  • @tommybomby4122
    @tommybomby4122 Před 3 lety +409

    Asimov's laws of robotics don't mean shit when the thing isn't smart enough to detect its surroundings accurately. even if it could detect its surroundings, it could still kill. there are no universal laws of what a machine can and can't do ethically if you can just program it without the laws

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Před 3 lety +21

      But if it isn't smart enough to detect its surroundings, than how is killing someone a choice?
      That is, the robot can't really choose to kill someone, can it?

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ArcanineEspeon it's not

    • @TomRiddleSimp
      @TomRiddleSimp Před 3 lety +8

      The people who just wanted to laugh- 👁👄👁👍

    • @kelvinyek8799
      @kelvinyek8799 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ArcanineEspeon 3000: Are u sure about that

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 Před 3 lety +2

      And one of them did kill itself by falling into water, soooo

  • @KiwiBald.
    @KiwiBald. Před 2 lety +13

    9:12 Kidney

  • @peripheralzx11
    @peripheralzx11 Před 3 lety +9

    5:00 image on the right is a cursed face

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight Před 3 lety +163

    Fun Fact: Mt. Everest is an SCP, that's why it's growing.

    • @Hekeda
      @Hekeda Před 3 lety +6

      What SCP? 6001?

    • @vanessaatalanta2475
      @vanessaatalanta2475 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Hekeda 5140

    • @firestorm5371
      @firestorm5371 Před 3 lety +3

      And I thought the dead bodies and the human fecies are responsible for the growth

    • @BlindingLight
      @BlindingLight Před 3 lety +1

      @@firestorm5371 No, you're not wrong. That's the exact reason why its growing.
      It's just that it would be growing slower if those corpses weren't instant death for anyone who touched them.

    • @firestorm5371
      @firestorm5371 Před 3 lety +1

      @@BlindingLight It was sarcastic ( English is not my first language )

  • @caseyellison5079
    @caseyellison5079 Před 3 lety +187

    When you want to make a funny comment but they are all taken
    "It's time to have a marriage with the Soviet Union!"

  • @lucitechrepairs
    @lucitechrepairs Před rokem +1

    "Welcome Jack, my name's back, and-" i think i just had a stroke

  • @dfquartzidn6151
    @dfquartzidn6151 Před 2 lety

    This is one of the best and funniest episodes on this channel

  • @insertnamehere9558
    @insertnamehere9558 Před 3 lety +695

    Once at dinner me and my family were discussing “Ice Pick lobotomy” (where someone will take an ice pick, shove it through your eye, and wiggle it around in hopes of “curing” ADHD, OCD, and depression along with others. This was banned btw) and it came across that JFK’s little sister had one. And, so me being unusually dark, said “The family should get used to things going in their head” and I kid you not, the entire family (of 5) went dead silent. Then my dad laughed.

    • @private6549
      @private6549 Před 3 lety +53

      Holy shit but you got my kind of humor!

    • @strife9592
      @strife9592 Před 3 lety +35

      Yeah it's blow your mind how many things go into that families heads.

    • @vojtechkorhon4159
      @vojtechkorhon4159 Před 3 lety +11

      I heard Trotsky used to do this

    • @carrynwelde1120
      @carrynwelde1120 Před 3 lety +7

      Didn't Trotsky get it too
      /j

    • @Xepoza
      @Xepoza Před 3 lety +10

      Gold.

  • @NPC-nn4qe
    @NPC-nn4qe Před 3 lety +98

    Those ears together forming a "heart" looked more like a sad, creepy, old man's face to me.

  • @shadowfury428
    @shadowfury428 Před 2 lety

    Dude the voices you do are hilarious 😆

  • @neji.-exe
    @neji.-exe Před 2 lety +3

    14:17 What bo burnham and socko does in his spare time:

  • @sophiedenise
    @sophiedenise Před 3 lety +53

    _"Some of these treats are not like the others, some of these treats will melt your heart"_ Jack has a really noice voice ngl

  • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
    @angelikaskoroszyn8495 Před 3 lety +84

    Jack forgot that tectonic plates moving around is a thing

    • @gufo10games.74
      @gufo10games.74 Před 3 lety +4

      yep, plate tectonics is a thing that exists and is happening

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Před 3 lety +1

      I think it might be something some people dont know about, or even when they knpw how mountains are created they don't know Mt Everest is still in the process of being made. Like most mountains dont grow anymore

    • @Garchomp808
      @Garchomp808 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tatiana4050 it depends on how the plates are moving agenst eachother, im just amazed how everest hasnt stoped yet because its getting so big i think gravity would have stopped it allready

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Garchomp808 well from what i know, all other mountains were taller once too, (dunno if as tall as Everest) just with wind and other things they are made smaller.
      Everest is the tallest cause its the youngest

    • @Garchomp808
      @Garchomp808 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tatiana4050 Erosion has been in effect but not to that scale, erosion is way more evident in some places like deserts, mesa areas and coasts

  • @mussarelinhagames146
    @mussarelinhagames146 Před 3 lety +17

    3:07 let me explain
    Above the earth's mantle there are what we call tectonic plates,these are responsible for forming earthquakes, tsunamis, mountains and etc.
    When one tectonic plate collides with another one and ends up "stacking" on the top of the other,mountains are formed,but its a slow process,thats why mount everest grows so slowly.
    Obs:the earth's crust is on top of the tectonic plates.

    • @freyawion5337
      @freyawion5337 Před 3 lety

      that's also why earthquakes happen

    • @shivertron
      @shivertron Před 3 lety

      The kerbal space program guy pfp is the best part of this comment

    • @crystal417
      @crystal417 Před 2 lety

      NERDDDDD

  • @ImRhyThmYx
    @ImRhyThmYx Před 2 lety

    6:40 I love the use of the word eliminate
    “He’s seen enough. Now flop the fetus.”

  • @gfaxy58
    @gfaxy58 Před 3 lety +22

    A robot asserting dominance is the funniest and scariest thing to me

  • @thetruebadevil
    @thetruebadevil Před 3 lety +174

    3:00 in case anyone genuinely doesn’t know, it’s something about the tectonic plates the mountain is on pushing against each other which forces the mountain upwards and causes it to grow or even move a couple inches/centimeters in some cases. Correct me if I’m wrong though.

  • @kalahatze
    @kalahatze Před 2 lety +1

    Mountains are formed when tectonic plates collide and force each other up. If the plates are still moving closer together the mountain will keep growing.

  • @joshnabours9102
    @joshnabours9102 Před rokem +3

    7:00 - it is definitely paid dlc in America....

  • @anarchistgalaxy1857
    @anarchistgalaxy1857 Před 3 lety +24

    3:05 The answer is plate tectonics. Mountains are formed, when two plates collide with eachother. Mt. Everest is growing, because the Indian and Asian plates are pushing eachother, making the edges rise up.

    • @lunarei9051
      @lunarei9051 Před 3 lety +3

      Finally my 8th grade education about tectonic plates is useful

  • @craigsmith834
    @craigsmith834 Před 3 lety +225

    "Good suck I gave."
    There are multiple ways to interpret this.

    • @key-shajohlyjoseph9197
      @key-shajohlyjoseph9197 Před 3 lety +4

      Tell me? I dont understand. (๑꒪▿꒪)

    • @mushroom355
      @mushroom355 Před 3 lety +7

      Bruh I left .000001 seconds after hearing that

    • @simplygeorge3152
      @simplygeorge3152 Před 3 lety +9

      @@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 you poor innocent person

    • @key-shajohlyjoseph9197
      @key-shajohlyjoseph9197 Před 3 lety +3

      @@simplygeorge3152 im sorry bro I'm twelve aint nun I can do bout it

    • @Unknown-vx6qm
      @Unknown-vx6qm Před 3 lety +3

      @@key-shajohlyjoseph9197 stop the cap im sure u know exactly wat it means 😑

  • @singletrack6427
    @singletrack6427 Před 2 lety

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

  • @alcapone672
    @alcapone672 Před 2 lety

    That joke at the end made me into stitches

  • @splattyfatty
    @splattyfatty Před 3 lety +59

    Yes, as a Subnautica nerd the Cuddlefish is an actual thing. It's the rarest fish in the game even rarer than the adult ghost leviathan.

    • @fericas3237
      @fericas3237 Před 3 lety +7

      Nah man the rarest fish is when you're looking for the fucking Holefish when you need one for an aquarium.
      At least to me it seems

    • @felps_4500
      @felps_4500 Před 3 lety +1

      But... The adult Ghost Leviathan isn't really rare, they're in the void (also known as end of the map)

    • @firestorm5371
      @firestorm5371 Před 3 lety

      Their only two of them

    • @gachatalisha2522
      @gachatalisha2522 Před 3 lety +1

      @@felps_4500 neither are the baby ghost leviathans I’m pretty sure ones in the lost river

    • @Carl-ld5jy
      @Carl-ld5jy Před 3 lety

      It's technically the second rarest fish as there are five Cuddlefish eggs total.

  • @thenonkiller2999
    @thenonkiller2999 Před 3 lety +91

    “I made a roomba that shoots anything it bumps into”
    It’s all fun and games until it hits somebody’s leg

  • @Dummy42329
    @Dummy42329 Před rokem

    "Son, are you hungry?"
    "No, mom, i am just saving life."

  • @envemailer
    @envemailer Před 3 lety +7

    3:45 I am in multiple pieces

  • @fateisendemic7862
    @fateisendemic7862 Před 3 lety +409

    "German art school denies german artist, regrets it later"
    Hitler was austrian, the Vienna Art School is in Vienna, Austria, ... Yet germany regretted it later, yes.
    Thats like saying that Brits regret voting for trump... Bruh, we two different people.
    Hitler was a fanboy for germany

    • @wolf1066
      @wolf1066 Před 3 lety +63

      Austrian art school denies Austrian artist, whole fkng world regrets it later...

    • @axlr8deathpls294
      @axlr8deathpls294 Před 3 lety +9

      Technically austrian is a german ethnicity

    • @carlsorrow1438
      @carlsorrow1438 Před 3 lety +10

      You forgot that the Germans had a pretty bad view from others after the world wars

    • @m..w6877
      @m..w6877 Před 3 lety +1

      Actually wasn’t it a German territory taken by Austria after ww1

    • @Lunetroldborg
      @Lunetroldborg Před 2 lety +1

      @@m..w6877 yes but hitler was born in 1889

  • @gianrc2992
    @gianrc2992 Před 3 lety +15

    14:32 Suddenly Mr. Socky becomes Mr. Sucky

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Před rokem

      If someone forgot my birthday day I would just put on my fursuit and entered VRchat

  • @godbloodspilla7154
    @godbloodspilla7154 Před 2 lety +1

    I was laughing through out the whole thing and then the “you are my sunshine” came up and i just fucking shut down.That was the exact thing i sang to my dying husky 10 years ago.

  • @royalinferno2627
    @royalinferno2627 Před 3 lety +3

    Fun fact : Penguins can fly if thrown hard enough just like children

  • @thekrusad3r290
    @thekrusad3r290 Před 3 lety +32

    0:16 he missed his chance to scream "EXTERMINATE! EXTEEEERMINAATE!"

  • @doylela7891
    @doylela7891 Před 3 lety +57

    Robot:*sees toddler*
    Also Robot:” ah yes,a crash dummy for testing,dont mind if i do!”

    • @jetbee2912
      @jetbee2912 Před 3 lety +2

      Also also robot: ah yes, a smash dummy for testing my size UwU.

    • @moulychourasia5893
      @moulychourasia5893 Před 3 lety +1

      Hello there fellow ToG stan
      Ig we also stan the same character

  • @noble7334
    @noble7334 Před 3 lety +7

    15:19 wait what if someone is a vegan and asexual

  • @nolamoon8739
    @nolamoon8739 Před 3 lety +1

    "What in the flipity follow daa"
    Had me laughing so hard

  • @graysonkabala551
    @graysonkabala551 Před 3 lety +65

    ok, but like, Jack's intros are always the best, just saying, and that goes for his laughs too.

  • @applecat8391
    @applecat8391 Před 3 lety +35

    "What if we all are just playable characters"
    me : And they choose me ..?

  • @MickShoemaker17
    @MickShoemaker17 Před 3 lety

    jack had so many asthma attacks in this

  • @gregtheidiot
    @gregtheidiot Před rokem

    "I am the confused about this"
    ads: "i am the perfect time for this"

  • @OtterPxp
    @OtterPxp Před 3 lety +134

    4:16
    “And it’s the most American thing I’ve ever seen”
    Americans: am I a joke to you

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 Před 3 lety +14

      Yes. Yes we are.

    • @claireroberts7170
      @claireroberts7170 Před 3 lety +8

      We better be a joke to you,we are hilarious

    • @mementomori4817
      @mementomori4817 Před 3 lety +2

      ... i mean .. YES

    • @setyoaomiya7504
      @setyoaomiya7504 Před 3 lety

      @Jessica Stein can't wait to go global

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 Před 3 lety +1

      My version of a mouse trap involves a shotgun. Or a cat. I prefer the cat option because it’s cuter, I can pet it, and cat food is cheaper than ammunition.

  • @JayValt
    @JayValt Před 3 lety +14

    15:52
    The fact that Pornhub has a a community that makes me smile more than Twitter disappoints me

  • @julianmandala6651
    @julianmandala6651 Před rokem +5

    2:00 Why is Camillo from Encanto punching him tho

  • @keyblade419
    @keyblade419 Před 2 lety

    You can also respond to a knock on a bathroom door with "Come back with a warrant!"

  • @yohanneshaileselassie4341
    @yohanneshaileselassie4341 Před 3 lety +28

    2:58
    To answer your question, the way mountains can grow, is when underground movement (plate tectonics crashing, magma pressure, etc.) pushes rocks up they push anything above them higher and higher over time. But the mountain growth isn’t always annually consistent because of erosion.

  • @helagrow
    @helagrow Před 3 lety +161

    “And people playing in the US are playing elimination mode”
    Nah fam this is the final boss fight

    • @setyoaomiya7504
      @setyoaomiya7504 Před 3 lety +3

      Can't agree. It's still the early stages there

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 Před 3 lety +2

      To be fair, there IS a theory that we’re actually in a simulation. Only problem is I don’t know if that’s a legitimate theory or a conspiracy theory.

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius Před 3 lety +9

      And you're currently losing. Did ya'll forget to stock up on health potions or were they just too expensive?

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov Před 3 lety +3

      Except no one can agree who the final boss is

    • @bluebaron6811
      @bluebaron6811 Před rokem

      I'm waiting to transfer myself out of Society: America Version. Society: European Version and Society: Far East Version look a lot better, ngl. They got so many quality of life remasters.

  • @kamiartstuff6782
    @kamiartstuff6782 Před 3 lety +2

    4:05 this made me laugh so hard lmaooo "mil" means "a thousand" in portuguese 😭😭☠

  • @krzysztofsznura9589
    @krzysztofsznura9589 Před 3 lety +5

    2:52 the plant was in my mind (or a bean, i love eating beans)

  • @kundziaa
    @kundziaa Před 3 lety +48

    First one reminds me of:
    *The Child must not be an obstacle*

  • @puggowuggo8703
    @puggowuggo8703 Před 3 lety +300

    mount everest: *Growing*
    global warming: "I'm about to ruin this mans whole career"

    • @jixo6294
      @jixo6294 Před 3 lety +31

      So, Mount Everest growing is not due to the snow but rather because when the Indian plate separated from Africa and collided with the Asian subcontinent it pushed the land there upwards which made it so big and is still pushing to this day which causes the mountain to grow

    • @sommi-ep2cn
      @sommi-ep2cn Před 3 lety +10

      @@jixo6294 Shhhhhhh don’t tell them!

    • @puggowuggo8703
      @puggowuggo8703 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jixo6294 Ok

    • @avns4910
      @avns4910 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jixo6294 they shall not know the truth

    • @mr.e9502
      @mr.e9502 Před 3 lety

      Global warming’s REALLY gonna make Everest smell bad.

  • @alocalarsonist
    @alocalarsonist Před 3 lety +1

    How does a mountain grow?
    Me, knowing how tectonic plates collide: "Uh did you take any Earth Science?

    • @ooft8098
      @ooft8098 Před 3 lety

      Wdym? Mountains are deities that harvest souls of every hikers to make themselves grow. Nothing related to Earth Science.

  • @wil.makesmusic
    @wil.makesmusic Před 2 lety +3

    2:38 these sound effects hurt me on a deep level

  • @jdrailfan391
    @jdrailfan391 Před 3 lety +48

    3:04 Mountains are caused by 2 tectonic plates colliding, and the 2 tectonic plates that formed Mount. Everest are still colliding, just very slowly.

    • @therewasanattempt1866
      @therewasanattempt1866 Před 3 lety +4

      Thank god someone said it

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Před 3 lety +4

      The entire Himalayan range is still rising. And India is getting shorter (north to south) by nearly that much too.

    • @Vinneyofficial
      @Vinneyofficial Před 2 lety

      Y is literally everyone saying this??Do u think Jack is an idiot and can't Google search?How dare you question the powers of hour beloved host Jack.

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena Před 2 lety

      Earth is a grower, not a shower

    • @shadowofseattle1338
      @shadowofseattle1338 Před 2 lety

      Yes but everest legitimately grows from the pile of bodies and frozen shit atop it stuck there

  • @saffronio
    @saffronio Před 3 lety +39

    I swear to god jack has the best impressions i have ever heard

  • @jessiemineimations
    @jessiemineimations Před 3 lety +2

    5:38 im around the age of 14 and the sad part is i had depression before i listened to a billie ellish song (therefor i am and bad guy are a bop tho)

  • @titaniumwolf8756
    @titaniumwolf8756 Před 2 lety

    2:44 Galaxy’s Edge employee: “ Sorry, we don’t serve droids here.”