I beat EVERY Challenge level in TABS with ONLY HALFLINGS
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2024
- FINALLY GOT THIS DONE I hope everyone who has been waiting for it enjoys :)
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Music:
Powerhouse 1984 - Lupus Nocte
Gaining Season - Lupus Nocte
Done Deal No - Harry Edvino
Backseat Rider - Lupus Nocte
Artisan Aesthetics - Dusty Decks
Como Tu - Nico Rengifo
Mario Bros water level theme
TV's On - Paisley Pink
The Museum - Boneworks OST
0:00 First Levels
8:50 The Harvester
24:49 Hotdog plinK
34:30 Halfling Storage
47:01 The LONG level
1:08:29 Valkyries
1:20:29 Big Grind
1:50:11 Final Level
#spiff #totallyaccuratebattlesimulator #totally #accurate #battle #simulator lator - Hry
I love that the overarching moral to this video is just "The enemy can't kill you if they kill themselves first"
Yes and the alternative is jumping off a cliff
@@AstralSpiff which still results with the enemy killing themselves
i think Sun Tzu said this actually
It’s like forcing a horde of mobs to push themselves off the edge in Minecraft
@@brenudo997 And I think he knows a LITTLE more about fighting than YOU do, pal, because he INVENTED IT!
Remind me to never join the Spiffian Army when the war begins. Spiff would only deploy barely-trained conscripts for the extra challenge.
And then force them to jump off cliffs to bait the enemy
just train yourself to be over-qualified
the Plink Divisions
the chosen plink and hotdog plink were the only ones with training.
Just don’t join the plink division and you should be fine.
i love how the halflings walk like they're all two toddlers in a trench coat
we don't know they're NOT 2 toddlers in a trench coat...
how can a unit the size of a child be two children in a trench coat? Unless you consider a toddler half the size of a child, which depends on the age.
@@bradenwallace4390 they just mean halflings walk as two toddlers in a trench coat do
@@bradenwallace4390 after looking into the average heights of toddlers, we'll say two very short toddlers in a trench coat would be a bit-taller-than-average halfling lmao
The Hotdog Plinks support this comment even more
1:18:57 I've been looking up info about the giant halflings, and apparently the units that have their size changed when spawned in have their health also adjusted, with bigger units having more health. It's probably why Hotdog Plink survived the axe
HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE
we can all relate to the halflings on a spiritual level, can't we
we are all just spiff's little halflings
Mindlessly charging forward into nearly impossible odds? Yeah, been there, done that, and I'll do it all over again.
Can't, too tall
Short, pissed off and will punch you in the balls
@@silentnight6810 we can fix that
TWO HOURS of halfling only content, we have been blessed thank you spigg
funny halfling go yes
a blessing from our Lord!
Also 2 hours of spiff voice
@@GimmeMyHandleBack and a lot of plinK
@@uwo7047 who?
A little tip: the physics of the game changes when you enter slo-mo mode. Things tend to fling farther and do weird stuff, like being launched into the stratosphere by a Skyrim giant
Goated pfp
I hope there's a version of this where chat can control the halflings, that'd be so cool to see an army of somewhat smarter Halflings
Dumber*
Seems like more of a DougDoug challenge
some dude saying “GET SOME HEADSHOTS” during that farmer area during the river scene was too good 💀
I wish spiff tried the mammoth hand to hand atleast once cus then, if people yelled "GET SOME HEADSHOTS" it'd be so good, and the "YOU AREN'T DEALING ENOUGH DAMAGE"
I...well
suppose I'm obliged
*GET SOME HEADSHOTS!*
CAREFUL! Don't let the gun overheat!
i usually never look at chat, and i saw that one too. WHAT IS THE LUCK
@@somedude4087 who is this dude?
This game has come so far. I remember getting a chance to play the beta. The game now has a campaign for spiff to do insane challenges.
SUPER BOXER
@@Willdroydman that guy was crazy.
The chicken man man
Same lol, I played so many years ago, it's surreal to see how far it's come.
WE NEED MORE❤
Spiff the type of guy to twiddle his thumbs while waiting for hot dog plink to win
The original Halfling Only vid quickly became a comfort video for me, so I'm delighted to have a second one! Thank you so much for the joy you provide for us, Spiff :D
Lol 😂😂😂😂
omygoodness I'm not the only one who rewatches videos religiously...
there's just something I find so pleasant about spiff
I love how the game wants you to strategically build an individual army for each level and spiff just said:
*no.*
I mean technically it was quite strategic, just one unit lmao
each level did have its own setup of halflings and associated cheese strats
This is MORE strategic
Spiff breaking the limits of every game he plays and making it look easy
*maked
@@snomcultist189 ?
@@snomcultist189no making, he still does it till this day
@@AnotherGeek....also even if it was in the past,it would be made
@@thegentelmen8984 No I'm pretty sure the past tense of make is mook, right?
Spiff breaking the limits of every gamed and mooking it look easy
At 1:07:30 when Spiff said 'tree srat', all of the spear people started yelling 'TREE STRAUGAHT' as well and for some reason I'm dying 🤣
This has inspired me to actually look into the fighting mechanics of TABS, cuz I've made, at this point, hundreds of custom units and have discovered how certain mechanics work, like jumping, kicking, dodging and parrying. As well as how size affects defense.
I'm still testing how weight affects units and their weapons and how exactly the AI paths around.
Do you know how Armor works, like the barrel blunderbuss guy in the Pirate unit set?
@@furiouscorgi6614 It's really easy, anything that's NOT arrows keeps it's knockback but all projectile damage gets nullified, there's a piece for the head, the torso, upper and forearm, pelvis, and legs (i think in 4 pieces too). If you wanted to make a unit look bulletproof without bumping the HP to a hundred, you gotta use the barrel armor and up the weight to, like, 15. Tho you have to either access the files or install the UCN mod for accesibility, but once you implement it, it's enjoyable by anyone in the workshop.
It's really cool (and does have weak spots/spots that aren't covered like the face).
@@unkirbyjosuke1904 ah, I was wondering since I sometimes do 1v1s with my brother, and the barrel guy just seems to like, never die, despite taking fairly significant damage whenever it does lose HP
@@furiouscorgi6614 Cactus armor works the same way like the barrel armor. Nullifying all ranged damage. That hits the armor.
so, is it possible to create a custom unit that doesn't trip every few seconds?
i'm interested in making a custom unit you're supposed to control but it's hard to play around because you trip extremely often
For those who are curious about the banger of a peaceful song, spiff plays at 1:50:12 is known as "The Museum OST" from Boneworks so to spiff thanks for that
Forgive for I am late
I still shall provide Loaf stamps if she shows up as usual
5:57 she kinda biting the hood
6:11 Loafling cam
1:20:49 hi Loaf
1:21:04 Loaf lap
We will never forgive you
@@crinkledalebob9234 😭
you hurt my feelings
Spiff’s ability to problem solve in the most ridiculous situations will never not be amazing
I'll be real, Spiff got me into playing TABS, and I think the one I stuck to the most was the Bard, due to its entire gimmick making it so enemies B-line towards you; so I just started trying to find the easiest way to get the mobs in various missions where I was allowed to use Bard to kill themselves. Overall I still used other units (Especially the secrets and legacy units after I got them), but Bard is my favourite unit in the game.
It brings me so much joy to see more TABS content on CZcams. I've been a fan of this series for SOOOOO long and its so cool to see your take on playing the game :D. May Hotdog Plink rest in peace.
rest in piece hotdog plink 😭
😔Rest in Plink
he will rise again once times are desperate.
@@borkdog9141 rest in plink
15:12 the mammoth ramming at you at such high pace offscreen spiked my heartrate more than any fnaf game holy shit
Love the TADC thumbnail. Radiates the halflings energy perfectly.
Hotdog Plink the Charismatic (or maybe just Tempting), who could convince his enemies into drowning themselves
Corndog Plink the Wise and Strong, who following in his grandfather’s (Hotdog Plink’s) footsteps and reused the strategy to lure his enemies into drowning themselves
Sausage Von Plinkithon the Lucky, a baron descended from the legendary Hotdog Plink, who managed to dodge a volley of arrows, weave through an army of sword bearing soldiers, and defeat two kings. It is said he is married to Lady Luck herself
Dothog Klinp the Coward, who discovered how to defeat the infamous Valkyries by hiding underwater among rocks in a frozen lake
Two full hours?? What a great day when Spiff uploads.
0:00 Intro
0:47 Ice Archers and Friends "Freezies"
1:55 Mixing It Up "Intro to SPEARS"
2:46 Knight and his Friends "Learn to distract Knights"
4:35 Bull Horn "The ones who hit themselves"
6:14 Scary Crow "RUSH THE MAGES"
6:41 Scythe "You were like a brother to me"
10:10 Knights and Priests "Just get to the healers lol"
11:32 Wheelbarrows "The wheelbarrows WANT to go over..."
13:35 Mammoth "MAMOOTH"
15:32 Small Army "Scythes and backup"
21:01 Small Legion "Birth of Hotdog plinK"
29:23 The Boar Formation "CornDog plinK"
31:15 A Warm Welcome "Big Smackers"
32:51 Phalanx "Birth of 2 ESSENTIAL new strats"
47:01 Scythes and Potions "The near 3 hour level"
58:23 Priests "SOMETHING BESIDES HARVESTERS"
59:33 Arrow "A pile of bodies"
1:02:19 More Wheelbarrows "The 'run killer'"
1:04:03 Zeus "Uh... Zeus"
1:08:31 Valk and More "They can fly now monkaS"
1:20:28 Ballista and Hoplites "Comfy scorpion takedown"
1:23:50 Knights and Catapults "OP friendly fire"
1:31:31 Quincunx "Snake archers enter the chat"
1:35:53 All In "THEY'RE BACK"
1:37:11 Twin Lords "Crevice Gaming"
1:38:51 Boars and Birds "Inescapable Valkyrie armies"
1:41:53 Rivaling Kings "God of the Halfling only"
1:43:40 Big Battle "Double MEAT"
1:47:14 More S-Words and Catapults "Plenty of Team damage"
1:49:06 Something Sneaky "Boning the wrong team"
1:50:17 Big Brawl "The end."
1:55:57 Outro
I've never heard Spigg's keyboard be so loud than when he's doing 1v1 halfling combat.
I would definitely say this video is
-Life-changing
-Calming
-Useful
-Heartwarming
-Enjoyable
-Informative
-Inspiring
-Other
I remember playing my friend's tab campaign and using only Hobbits, needless to say he banned them for being op
Usually I cant stay focused on a video for more than like 5 minutes without doing something else on the side, but when spiff comes out with like a 2 hour vod I will sit my ass down and watch it fully!
You are my comfort youtuber!
Thank you for the amazing videos!
*Hug loaf*
I like how that one "piece" map was consistently the most strategy filled map. Every fight there was just so beutiful
Timestamps please?
Desperately trying to avoid the memes, I see?
@@creeper7ech520 What memes? The DNA of the soul one's?
@@_JoJo_Enjoyer yep
I love how plinK just completely took over the halflings. I was there for that stream and the plinK oart at the end felt like we were all collectively drunk and it was awesome
2hrs of edited spiff content? now that's what I love!
we eating good tonight boys
The legend of hot dog plink shall live in our hearts forever, may we always remember the hero he was and the legends that he inspired
This series is incredibly entertaining, who knew playing army simulations with incredibly high difficulty standards was so fun
Got home and was feeling really tired. Didn't expect myself to watch a whole Netflix documentary about halfling and their hardships. Truly exquisite.
hotdog plink does not just come in form, but also in spirit through other halflings. hotdog plink has blessed us until the end.
A 2 hour long video of a creator I like... playing a game I like... with an interesting challenge?
Ladies and gentlemen, we found it.
paige enjoying the halfling noises has to be the cutest part of this 1 hour video
It's refreshing to consume the content of someone who has a dedicated fan base and doesn't say mean shit. Lots of creators I used to watch this year have said shit I don't agree with and it's depressing to lose a part of your routine like that, I don't like supporting people who say things I don't agree with. Just glad you seem consistent is all.
*rubbing my evil little hands together, getting my tea ready as I sit down with my puter and my blankie to watch a two hour video about halfling-only totally accurate battle simulator challenge*
do you have a cat on your lap that you can pet while turning around in a swivel chair saying “I’ve been waiting for you…”?
I remember the really early versions of tabs, it really has gone a long way
Btw great video spiff
ah yes, I remember the good times where young me was laughing my ass off at units glitching out with their textures seizuring through the whole map
@@dragax9666 Yeah I think that can still happen but it’s rare
I remember when "peasant" was misspelled as "peasent".
I was recovering from surgery on the end few levels, it was a fun way to keep me entertained, thank you Spiff, Ben and Conner
I haven’t watched far enough yet to know if spiff figures it out in the video but the weird modifiers like hotdog and corn dog plink are intentional and it’s such a good part of the charm of this game
This will truly be the best slop of all time. Heavily appreciated AstralSpigg.
Spiff isn’t pregnant but he always delivers ❤
real
Copied form an Evo comment I assume
Not for long…
@@rfurthegamer3412 what do you mean by that?
@@xhthng3441yeah the most basic comment ever i always see it so I wanted to give it a try
TWO HOURS? I've had no new stuff to watch anymore, so this is a blessing.
The thumbnail looks like pomni going crazy
i love tabs, id appreciate more if possible
Tabs enjoyer and you like madness combat?! I love you bruh😭😭😭
Omg This is such a good video 10/10 I just recently started watching your channel and as the second video I watched I have been instantly hooked, binge watching your amazing content! Although I do wish their was more tabs content.
31:23 the dedication of that halfling is commendable
Great video! Will always be down for TABS content. Tbh though I kind of enjoy challenges with other units that don't involve trying to kite enemies off ledges, I did some back when the game first released myself (clubber only/miner only where two I did in particular which were really fun). That said I did resort to off-ledge strats for some levels that felt impossible otherwise, but it was very enjoyable trying to use one singular unit to destroy whole armies using some skill (and a lot of hitting enemies from behind objects).
Keep up the good work and hope to see more!
Another tabs video lets go! Loved the first video can't wait to watch this!
spiff i genuinely dont understand how you produce so much content and how all of it is so *good* you are genuinely amazing keep up the good work
havent seen your content before but now I am fully invested in this storyline and you must continue doing more challenges
I love this style of editing; showing what you were gonna say when you get cut off, highlighting the chat that you’re responding to, everything. It’s awesome. W editor.
Beating this with halflings actually is probably really accurate for when the people choose to stand against the powerful who think they're winning. They got all this weaponry, yet we still out smart them.
Just a random thought to do with game title, not trying to get political
The "You can't kill me if you kiull yourself" mentality throught this whole video had me laughing. I just found it funny how I just relate to this strat on a spritual level, can't wait to see more halfling only runs
There's something David and the Goliath-esque about how a tiny little farm child can kill a classical god by himself, very satisfying.
this is the most entertaining video i've seen in years. literally cried in the end. thank you spigg
waking up and seeing a 2 hour long spiff video honestly had me feelin giddy
thank you spigg for another timeless classic
Love the video, would love to see more of halfling only and the game!! Thanks Spiff :)
PLEASE more TABS. I used to love this game and you have reignited my passion for it. More Plink challenges!
I watched this late at night before bed and then got a nightmare of being a halfling in the front lines, kind of in like a WW1 trench, but in the long level
I love how more challenging then you think has a halfling celebrating on it. Just sweetens the tea
been waiting for this video! nice vid spiff :D
was starting to think he cancelled this series, since the first episode was one of my favorite videos of yours ever, im really happy to see you post the second part! Keep up the good work spiff! :D
Two hours of spigg content has cured my depression for another day
The core strength in that mammoth is insane.
It's got 4-wheel drive
It can lift it's entire body weight using only it's toes lol. It also has the body strength to keep it's body and hind legs upright while doing that.
Spiff: Oh interesting
*spear directly to the mouth*
Spiff: Oh interesting
Finally what we've all been waiting for, two hours of Spigg playing TABS. (Watching the streams was also fun)
Who would win in a fight? Hot Dog Plink or Giga Monty?
Spiff is officially Sauron's worst nightmare.
Love this vid spiff, hoping for more TABS challenges in the future
i love these halfling challenge videos, cant wait for more :D!!
Is that thumbnail a pomni reference?
No
Thank you for clarifying, but it looks almost exactly like one of the scenes
when he won level 2 i imagine “and then, as goatling used his domain expansion on the king of frauds, he said: nah, i’d win.”
31:57 spiff casually sacrifices one of his own to the horde
I was DESPERATELY waiting for this video, and now that I’m here, I can’t be more excited!
After over a month of waiting, a 2 hr tabs video was worth it
Also I cant wait for the next plink vid spiff since this got to #21 for Trending Gaming :)
anyone see pomni in the thumbnail?
It is a beautiful thumbnail
I’m thoroughly enjoying the TABS content, keep it up 👍
thank you so much for having all two hours of this subtiitled
Dam impressive how we can all feel spiff deep inside of us and filling us all with his warm liquid joy.
Yes
@@Slimeking7744 why did you say yes to your own comment?
@@shitanotosaurusYes
@@Tin_Headindeed
Yes
The Plinkrimage
Spigg posting a 2 hour long video is a treat by all means
1:05:34 "You dare hold my hand? I reject!"
*Backhands lightning bolt*
More plihnk pls
Hello
I love the tabs content, you should keep doing it!
Honestly need more. Please. One of my favourite videos, not gonna lie. Was there for some of it, mostly for the first episode, but this is cake, dude. Keep 'em comin!!!
Fax
Not first
Why does the halfling in the thumbnail look like pomni?
This was absolutely astonishing and i am definitely looking forward to continuation👁️👁️
i love the plinks army. they are like a family to us. Keep up the work Spigg
I LOVE THE TABS VIDEOS SO DEARLY ... I NEED MORE OF IT PLEASE...
I loved this vid i'm so glad i gave the tabs content on this channel a chance besides usually watching fnaf, please make more, and may the plink be with you
I’ve rewatched the last Totality Accurate battle sim vid like 3 times I’m so pumped to watch this 💥💥💥
Another one to add to the playlist to fall asleep to, thank you spigg 🙏