@@chadshondee2041 ur right we dont talk like this WE TALK WAY WORSE me and my friends were wondering how will a rooster fuck a chicken if he doesnt have a cock lol
I hope you meant for each isolated letter to be pronounced the long way (how you say them in the alphabet/how Siri would), because I LOL’d, so thank you sir. “Oh. Yea.AY.AY.AY.AY.AY.H” 😂😂😂
mak1239 you missed the point.. I’m saying he’s not an average joe so it isn’t surprising that he was confident to leave his ex regardless of what women found appealing in him... and you’re still wrong because a lot of women like nerdy types
Gary Williams I guess not now that I think about it. It's weird how his lungs worked fine and yet he could only move his pinky. I guess I don't know shit about his disease.
I was at a party with Hawking once back in '93 or '94. It had a dance floor and Hawking was out there spinning around in his wheelchair, with his nurse that he had just left his wife for. She would stand on the wheel chair leaning over him so they were "dancing" together. She seemed to be having fun.
I actually went to a strip club with someone in a wheelchair once. One stripper was giving him an extra show, climbing from the stage onto his chair, the problem is that we forgot the brakes. The chair went flying backward and she took a naked nosedive offstage. Pretty hilarious actually.
Reminds me of that scene from Naked Gun 2 1/2 where Leslie Nielsen fell into some guys wheelchair and it went out of control then went flying out the window! 😂😂 czcams.com/video/O6DFHh2XxLk/video.html
Justin Lee coming from the guy with another guy with his shirt off as his picture? rather be watching entertainment then going through guys with their shirts off on Google images scrolling for me a profile pic lmao
Can we just appreciate the fact that a wheelchair-bound physicist who spoke with a computerized voice still had enough game to snag and bag a wife and a mistress?
He was working on G-String Theory
Sherman Aymond lmfao thank you for rhis
Sherman Aymond 💀💀 this killed me
Sherman Aymond underrated comment. 😂
Sherman Aymond ANAL BEADS STRINGS
🤣🤣🤣 you KNOW he was
This aged in a horrifying way
Bro..😂
yeah
No thing is confirmed yet, don’t panic!
The image of Steven Hawking rolling into a strip club cracks me up
@Phil Ill hahahahaha
Simon The idea of bro really getting more coochie than all of us kills me😭😂😂
Simon every time I imagine it gets funnier
He was also in epsteins pedo island
"They see me rollin', they hatin'!"
For the ladies who keep wondering what guys talk about when they're out. Here you go.
lmso exactly
Lol
Guys don't talk about dumb ass shit like this.
@@chadshondee2041 ur right we dont talk like this WE TALK WAY WORSE me and my friends were wondering how will a rooster fuck a chicken if he doesnt have a cock lol
@@chadshondee2041 are you even a guy if you don't talk dumb shit like this
This is the definition of guy talk 😂😂😂
Yup. Lol
Agreed it’s fucking relaxing tho
Locker room talk***
😂😂😂😂 cant agree more 😂😂
Grab her on the pussy
“Can. You. Sit. On. My. Face Face Face” lmao
"I just want to fuck"
Spit. On. My. Face.
champagne veli yo spooky shit I read this exactly as he said it lmfao thank you the universe times it perfectly !🙏🏽🔥
Lol she sat on it
Tremendous hahahah
who's here after he was on the list??
Haha exactly
Me 😂
Me too
These impressions are freakin golden. 😂
Lmaooo
Santino just dominating at the impressions 😂
"Stephen Hawking Went to Strip Clubs?".... For scientific purposes, of course.
: Jak : how long it would take for aids to kill him lol idk
Nobody allowed to like this comment anymore. Keep it at 420
For. Academic. Purposes
@@goner5994 oof.
“Black holes are good
Pink holes are better”
-Stephen Hawkins-
Joe "well apparently he can still get it up" Rogan
S G lmfao
Joe”this bitch wont wash my balls”rogan
Oh brother
That should definitely be used in an mma edit
How did these jokes start?
Imagine him just sitting there getting a private dance
"Shake. It. For. Me. Baby.y.y."
"Make. It. Clap."
"Oh. Yea.a.a.a.a.a.h."
I hope you meant for each isolated letter to be pronounced the long way (how you say them in the alphabet/how Siri would), because I LOL’d, so thank you sir.
“Oh. Yea.AY.AY.AY.AY.AY.H”
😂😂😂
That’s like a futurama skit
I got it to 699
Okay already, it's overdone at this point. Not funny anymore after the first three times. *Grimacing from cringe overload*
We’re going to hell for laughing at this XD XD
Yo you guys are going to hell for this one for real. I laughed so hard I cried.
Joseph W. You laughed. I laughed. We're going as well.
"I just want to fuck"
Stephen prob would have laughed too
Stephen “I know she gon fuck I ain't asking” Hawking
His machine imitation is spot on. I died. 🤣
Lmao the impersonations have me dead
Sensei Rio ight ryota
They're so bad, but I love it :D
I’m
Going straight to hell😭😂
Sensei Rio can someone fuck Fuck fuck
I'm your 1000th like, you're welcome 😊
That cosmology cash. Lmao
😂😂
😂
Read that right when he said it
CZcams is wild for recommending this right now
It's actually hilarious how good the guest is at mimicking "computer software speech". Triples the last word in a sentence...got me laughing hard.
I lost it at "sit on my face face face"
Hahaha same
LMAO!
Steven hawking when he was disabled left his wife and found someone else let that sink in.
@john kennedy Not when you are that disabled, he could not even move for God sake, haha
Bio-plasmic Toad he was not some guy working retail in suburbia.. he was the smartest dude on the planet.. apples and oranges
mak1239 you missed the point.. I’m saying he’s not an average joe so it isn’t surprising that he was confident to leave his ex regardless of what women found appealing in him... and you’re still wrong because a lot of women like nerdy types
Smartest dude on the planet? Lol
@mak1239 what makes you think he wasnt super smooth otherwise as well?
this aged nicely
Unlike the people Hawkings took advantage of
@@NoorVisvanathanSMMA are you informed? do you read books? do you even know wtf is happening? let me know how you track.
Wait a minute, Stephen Hawking went to Strip Clubs and cheated on his wife. wtf lol
Nala a degenerate with a degenerative disease.
@@just-nala Most people aren't multimillionaires
@@just-nala 95% probably.
Not everyone considers going to strip clubs to be cheating, friend.
Fucking Savage
They were holding back the voice and then in just unloaded.
fran porter haja
I love it!!! LOL
Hawkings on expedition to Uranus
I know, it HAD to be said.😝
Yes!
😂
Stephen Hawkings last book. " A brief history of Strip Clubs"
1:54 - legit sounded like Stephen Hawking lmao
Im crying literally rn
His robot talking is spot on 👌😂 has me laughing every time
Had me fkn crying too
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No from 2:43 🤣🤣
Steven was always an expert on all kinds of holes.
😂😂
@@krislo4788 He did have something to do with proving that black holes cant be hairy, or sth along these lines. Can't remember very well ...
@@2ebarman 😂
Uh oh.
@@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b Oof, well this comment got dark after the Epstein files released
I like Stephen Hawkings 10000000000x more now
Hawkie G HAHAHAHA
You need to listen to some MC Hawking. czcams.com/video/qvOEFr03ea8/video.html
he's dead smh
kitty no shit but that doesn’t mean you can’t respect a dead person
Darth Star Killer Lmaoo aight boss
3:56 dont know why but his impersonation is just funny AF 😂😂😂
This NEEDS to be a TOON
Jimmy Kimber fir sure
I wonder if hawking talked dirty to them while hes hittin it..
would be funny as fuk
Jimmy Kimber You are Brilliant sir
The Sober King i was watching this video picturing the toon the whole time. hhaha
"More white substance thru nostrils please"- Hawks
I hella read that in his voice....😂😂😂
Lol, so if Hawkings did coke would someone have to rub their finger in it and stick it up his nose or could he physically breathe on his own?
@@Zeppelin616 are you serious lmao he didnt have a breathing machine did he?
Gary Williams I guess not now that I think about it. It's weird how his lungs worked fine and yet he could only move his pinky. I guess I don't know shit about his disease.
Pleass please please
wife: *he’s probably out cheating and being a piece of sh••*
me out with the boys:
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Dux t tczc forget f
Du u geh. G
Tut hi Duft if🦏🦏🦬🦙
RIch yyou rry fr
They was wilding in this episode lmaooo
“Push me..and then just touch me...so i can get my...satisfaction “ -Stephen hawking.
PUSH ME TOUCH ME
This is the best conversation I have heard in a minute.
A hot minute son. 🤣
Imagine Stephan hawking rolling into the club with a speaker hooked up to his chair with "get low" playing 😂😂😂
- Why does Stephen Hawking only tell knock knock jokes?
- He can’t do stand up.
Delete that
😂
😂
HA
@@KH-yq7eh go be a pussy somewhere else
“I’ll never forget you Phillip J Fry, Memory Deleted.”
Haha
Haha
immediately after that scene a severed Lucy Liu head that can still talk hooks up with a drunken robot that smokes cigars.
Sad ass scene
That computer voice killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏
I was at a party with Hawking once back in '93 or '94. It had a dance floor and Hawking was out there spinning around in his wheelchair, with his nurse that he had just left his wife for. She would stand on the wheel chair leaning over him so they were "dancing" together. She seemed to be having fun.
Hawking was getting it! even when he was disabled! maybe they like his money idk
Moment #3214 of things that didn’t happen
A legend
@@boomwizardyt7228 they like that he was one of the smartest guys in the world
Einstein used to slay as well
That's funny af
This video now is relevant
This is so offensive, Stephen Hawkings would be rolling in his grave LRMAO
Rolling laughing, I hope.
No he wouldn't he was a G . Loved the puss and dark matter .
Andre Lake how
Hahahah
@@hognuts1469 Dark Puss Matter (s)
are black holes real or is it just a brown star.. 😂😂
This is where I lost my shit
He should have said brown dward LMFAO
Turns out he went to some other stuff too
well, lets just hope it was nude midgets not held against their will
2:49 That was genius and no one appreciated that enough
I like stephen hawking even more now 😂
The guest has the most underrated voice
I actually went to a strip club with someone in a wheelchair once. One stripper was giving him an extra show, climbing from the stage onto his chair, the problem is that we forgot the brakes. The chair went flying backward and she took a naked nosedive offstage. Pretty hilarious actually.
Oh, I can believe that. Lots of crazy things happen at strip clubs.
Reminds me of that scene from Naked Gun 2 1/2 where Leslie Nielsen fell into some guys wheelchair and it went out of control then went flying out the window! 😂😂
czcams.com/video/O6DFHh2XxLk/video.html
@@Tommyboy6426 This one was actually hilarious, thanks for the link ; )
@@codebasic32 you’re welcome
"He had that cosmology cash." 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I was skeptical at first but now believe he was definitely doing nasty stuff on that island.
As sure as God made black and white, what’s down in the dark will be brought to the light
Joe 'sober October makes my head shine' Rogan
I spent a hundred thou then i freaked, i freaked it, i bought a shiny head for the weekend the weekend im retarded 🤔🔫
It is Lit-Tober!
It's Stoner October where I live..
Hey Vern!
Booooooo boo this man
His last words were "I am the blackhole"
melanin
The physical limitations of this mans life were extraordinary. It makes me happy to know that he found ways to carve out some pleasure.
Joe just ruined his presidential run lol
Carlos Perdomo how lok
Because he's honest?
Donald J. Trump would like a word with you.
Didnt trump say grab em by the pussy lmao.
Ed A and every other highschool football player as well 😂
Joe "Spread your cheeks so I can see that dark matter" rogan
The best part about being stephen hawking is that he could never be accused of sexual assault
You mean rape? He's got a voice to sexually assault still lmao
@@ev5837 how tf can you sexually assault someone with just a voice? Is it still considered an "assault"?
@@ghardy2922 shoulda said harass. my b you right
this aged badly
Yooooooo those impressions killed me lolololololol
Yoooooooo ok
We always knew Stephen liked girls who were more on the younger side.
Jamie "I actually googled Stephen Hawking Sex" Vernon
Boooooooooooo
He did more than that Joe, he did more than that.
The Island……
Bro their impersonations had me rolling 😂😂😂
“He identified as a dead guy now” haha dude what a knee slapper
RSVP.Oscar yes.
Why does the pic look like he is eating poop?
I dont know about poop, but he definetly ate ass
From those strippers sitting on his face while on their period. It's a fetish of his.
@@Kostadin_Arolski
That's the difference?
@Human Resources His name is K? What is wrong with you?
I’m dead rn y’all this is halarious
1:53 had me laughing for real
That cosmology cash 🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucking dead
“On the STINK TIP”!!??’😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Rogannnnnnnnnnnnn ur podcasts motivate my everyday thinking/ bring life to me. I love u brother
@@MrADiaz155 and swallow too lol
You gay
“A red head, and a skin head” had me dying I fucking love this podcast
It's 2024 and it's all starting to add up...
I don't thnik he did that..
This is one of the funniest exchanges I’ve heard in a LONG time
Lol I remember seeing him at the stripclub in my backwater town in Canada, security and strippers all over'em 😂😂😂 this story is confirmed!
Which town
Of course 😂🤦🏽♂️
Your definitely lying
Kim Jong 69
Just because you lie about stories doesn’t mean everyone else does
He was at Roxanne in kitchener confirmed
Joe 'my Siri is an Australian lady' Rogan
well it seems he liked them young too
is it me or when jamie start to talk he sound like the robot voice of stephen hawkings ? hahah
Dude this is hands down the best clip between these two
The smile on his face every time he visits a strip club is absolutely priceless hahaha
This activated my Siri 😂 when roger says hey Siri
"is this where you wanna.... ok we gotta go" lmaoooo
Unreal thumbnail pic
Hehehe he still has food on his mouth
That alone gets this 1 mill views
2024, and this is very interesting
5:19 he roasted me thats all I drink 😂😂
Sami Zayn on the Joe Rogan Experience
Fuckin nerd lol
WWE wrestler
Justin Lee coming from the guy with another guy with his shirt off as his picture? rather be watching entertainment then going through guys with their shirts off on Google images scrolling for me a profile pic lmao
Can we just appreciate the fact that a wheelchair-bound physicist who spoke with a computerized voice still had enough game to snag and bag a wife and a mistress?
Well he apparently went to “The Island” too.
7:12 "FAR RIGHT FAR RIGHT!"
I'm waiting for someone to take that out of context...
He also went to Epstein island
"2 in the pink , 1 in the stink: A history of black holes" is my favorite Hawking book
When Joe Rohan said “hey Siri” the Siri on my phone opened up😂
I’ve never laughed so hard at an impression😂
"Whatsup with this Dark Matter" lmfao
The redhead has way better impressions than joe !!
In tears at the impersonations 🤣
“That Cosmology Cash” 🤣
2:43 got me crying 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know I'm not suppose to be laughing but God Dam I'm dying over here!!!
sometimes i forgot that joe is a comedian and catch me laughing for 2min straight
That voice is on point dude tf😭😭
This is the funniest Joe Rogan clip that I've seen yet. 🤣
This is probably the silliest JRE clip I’ve seen
🤣 the impressions.
Those stephen hawking jokes are killing it
The way he mentions Eric Wienstien at 1:00 he looks around 👀