Trump Talk: All Our Best Mashups In One Video

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  • čas přidán 16. 04. 2018
  • Donald Trump talks a lot, but what is he actually saying? VICE News' "Trump Talk" mashup series tries to answer that.
    And, we're happy to say, it was just nominated for two Webby Awards. Now you can watch all the nominated videos together in this one mega mashup.
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  • @georgiaandrebeccabullard9103
    @georgiaandrebeccabullard9103 Před 3 lety +4854

    Billions doesn't even sound like a word to me anymore after this.

    • @MegaLJ3
      @MegaLJ3 Před 3 lety +55

      Well, AOC asked one of her cohorts, "How much is a Brazilian?"

    • @angieroxy7550
      @angieroxy7550 Před 3 lety +238

      Sounds like He's saying Bilyensen

    • @dgomez611
      @dgomez611 Před 3 lety +125

      its billy enzan

    • @awfulpancakes7458
      @awfulpancakes7458 Před 3 lety +53

      biliendzen biliendzen biliendz

    • @izelochoa-read4005
      @izelochoa-read4005 Před 3 lety +31

      LOL, me too. Sounds like biddyons to me now.

  • @northeast2846
    @northeast2846 Před 3 lety +797

    Not gonna lie, that billions and billions part was hard to get through.

  • @DownhillAllTheWay
    @DownhillAllTheWay Před 11 měsíci +144

    He's _such_ a powerful speaker - "I know words. I have the best words!" (not in this video, but it's one of his utterances).

    • @suzannfulbright5652
      @suzannfulbright5652 Před měsícem +1

      He is a boring aggravating speaker. Can’t even listen to him for just enough time to turn him off.

  • @Jackson-pu7gd
    @Jackson-pu7gd Před 4 měsíci +18

    "like a rocket ship, but in the wrong direction"
    LOL i don't know why but that cracked me up hard

  • @verirrteskamel
    @verirrteskamel Před 3 lety +364

    Who is "Bill Jensen" and why does he get mentioned so often

  • @DrakoWulf
    @DrakoWulf Před 3 lety +674

    We need to find out who this "Bill Yinzen" guy is that Trump keeps talking about!

  • @DearLeader850
    @DearLeader850 Před 9 měsíci +34

    After this, I'm beginning to wonder what "billions" actually means. He gave it a whole new meaning, which only he knows 😅

    • @user-ix8be7du9z
      @user-ix8be7du9z Před 8 měsíci +1

      Biden gave it a whole new meaning when he sent Billions to Ukraine since

    • @s.lantau8249
      @s.lantau8249 Před 4 měsíci

      Well, nobody knows more about words than him!

    • @leinadoom
      @leinadoom Před 26 dny

      Nobody knows more about billions than Donald Trump​@@s.lantau8249

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 Před rokem +138

    The person who edited this video probably needed a week off after this.
    Pure Gold. A must - to save and to watch over and over again.

    • @thabomuso2575
      @thabomuso2575 Před 9 měsíci +1

      no he went to the asylum

    • @carlosambriz4268
      @carlosambriz4268 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I'm sick

    • @burtan2000
      @burtan2000 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Let’s be honest, you could make this about any POTUS.
      BUT with trump, it’s easy. It’s easy to make a dozen videos like this. A hundred of him contradicting himself

  • @winstonsmith2079
    @winstonsmith2079 Před 4 lety +3622

    The person who spent billions of minutes editing this must now have post traumatic stress disorder.

    • @nancymojica5313
      @nancymojica5313 Před 4 lety +22

      Winston Smith
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @amstevens23
      @amstevens23 Před 4 lety +10

      Lol

    • @winstonsmith2079
      @winstonsmith2079 Před 4 lety +61

      @@christinap4373 What has Trump done that has made you the most proud?

    • @Edwinbraun20
      @Edwinbraun20 Před 4 lety +11

      Winston Smith He’s been fun and cool dude. Been living great life and done great big things...

    • @Jasmin-bp6ic
      @Jasmin-bp6ic Před 4 lety +9

      Edwin Braun yup 😂

  • @joshwood4088
    @joshwood4088 Před 6 lety +271

    "Nobody knows more about debt than I do." Truly a genius of a man

    • @FilmsOfGreatness23
      @FilmsOfGreatness23 Před 5 lety +3

      Debt is often a good thing in business, has tax benefits + helps create bigger returns. But yes, much debt is bad.

    • @TheBlanco951
      @TheBlanco951 Před 4 lety +8

      @@FilmsOfGreatness23 the problem with trump is that his debt to assets ratio is astronomical. Debt can be a good thing if your assets to debt ratio is 2:1; in trumps case he has more debt than anybody.

    • @TheBlanco951
      @TheBlanco951 Před 4 lety +1

      good call LMAO

    • @FilmsOfGreatness23
      @FilmsOfGreatness23 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheBlanco951 idk what his balance sheet looks like tbh

    • @TheBlanco951
      @TheBlanco951 Před 4 lety +1

      @@FilmsOfGreatness23 I'm sure we will find out very soon. We may never find out what his Bal. Sh. looks like, but them tax forms may give us a clue very soon.

  • @cagedlemp5184
    @cagedlemp5184 Před rokem +15

    I lost it at " I have no friends as far as im concerned "

  • @ysteinfjr7529
    @ysteinfjr7529 Před 3 měsíci +7

    "and when you add it all together a lot of good things are gonna happen" 5:09 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zoemavaega1411
    @zoemavaega1411 Před 4 lety +672

    "I have a friend who's the biggest in the world" lol

    • @TheCherylish1
      @TheCherylish1 Před 4 lety +26

      That's just stable genius talk LOL

    • @srclark36
      @srclark36 Před 4 lety +12

      And my friend has billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars and friends 😂

    • @sushi_wolf
      @sushi_wolf Před 4 lety +14

      He means Putin.

    • @sdefonta
      @sdefonta Před 4 lety +2

      He's susbtantial too

    • @timf4015
      @timf4015 Před 4 lety

      Ouch! It's the girth, not the length, that hurts so much. Apparently, he's rather close to this friend.

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 Před 4 lety +335

    "Abraham Lincoln is a very good friend of mine"

    • @seafoam6119
      @seafoam6119 Před 4 lety +3

      was he? I'd like to know since I have the opportunity to speak with Ol Abe.

    • @ImranKhan1976
      @ImranKhan1976 Před 4 lety +14

      "Abe was a very good friend of mine who got shot by another good friend of mine".

    • @tessiesmith3926
      @tessiesmith3926 Před 4 lety +7

      Oh Abe ,if he said something against trump , I never met the guy

    • @trezz4u
      @trezz4u Před 4 lety +2

      @imran 😂😂😂

    • @sandrafraser7015
      @sandrafraser7015 Před 4 lety +1

      GuyRami 😂😂

  • @chrissayeranderson5710
    @chrissayeranderson5710 Před rokem +17

    “There’s nobody tougher on fast food then me”.

  • @briankelley1875
    @briankelley1875 Před 9 měsíci +32

    Best piece of vice content in the past decade

    • @toxendon
      @toxendon Před 2 měsíci

      That's cause it was made by Vic Berger

  • @ilijabrkic1065
    @ilijabrkic1065 Před 3 lety +150

    Me before watching: billions
    Me after watching: bilijenz

    • @SWTH71
      @SWTH71 Před 3 lety +9

      Billie ensen

  • @adamcourtin1026
    @adamcourtin1026 Před 3 lety +397

    The drop from 51 friend types to zero was devastating.

    • @StarrTile
      @StarrTile Před 3 lety +17

      That was actually the funniest part
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PrincessLorelei
      @PrincessLorelei Před rokem +9

      Well nobody understands devaluation like Donald Trump.

    • @katherineamelia98
      @katherineamelia98 Před 11 měsíci +2

      technically it was 19 friend types

    • @bidmcms3
      @bidmcms3 Před 9 měsíci +1

      He has a lot of interesting friends

    • @tomsmith6513
      @tomsmith6513 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@bidmcms3 Nobody has as many friends as Donald Trump does

  • @brianwensing4766
    @brianwensing4766 Před 8 měsíci +63

    There needs to be a part 2 to this. Plenty of fresh material nowadays.... Great Work!

    • @timscott84
      @timscott84 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I wish this was run as an ad constantly, it may lead the cults to snap out of it and see him as the grifter that he is.

  • @CameronBrooks
    @CameronBrooks Před rokem +293

    This never gets old 😂

  • @BOSS.Productions
    @BOSS.Productions Před 4 lety +1200

    Omg I laughed so hard at the “billions”. Superb work 🤣

    • @Vee-naner
      @Vee-naner Před 3 lety +23

      BOSS Productions the words billions has lost its meaning 😂

    • @medotorg2720
      @medotorg2720 Před 3 lety +24

      After a while it sounds like a Buddhist chant for billionaires, .with a weird hypnotic power. I must admit, tears were streaming down my face the first time I saw this section.

    • @Struieboy
      @Struieboy Před 3 lety +12

      Did he say billions?

    • @Schoko4craft
      @Schoko4craft Před 3 lety +26

      You mean Bill Yinzin?

    • @Marg205
      @Marg205 Před 3 lety +2

      Ha! That's a laugh. Give us a break. Some say his words have been repeated so often they have lost their meaning. Well, 24-7 America has been forced by the mockingbird media to listened to loathsome lying attacks hurled at the President since the day he said he was running for president? Nonstop and from every direction for years now. Good stuff for him though, that alone has gained so much support for him because that obsession with the man says something dosn't smell right. Vote Trump 2020

  • @jordandoyle3327
    @jordandoyle3327 Před 3 lety +276

    At this point he would say hes done more for religion then jesus christ

    • @tiredlocke
      @tiredlocke Před 3 lety +55

      "I've done more for Christians than anybody. Except maybe Jesus. The fantastic guy - kinda low energy - but a great guy. He can go up on a mount for a sermon and all of a sudden - bing bing bong - he's feeding the masses. Oh, you know it? Great story. He's great. Nobody loves Jesus more than me. And nobody love his people - billions and billions of them - more than me, except maybe Jesus - I don't know, maybe he didn't really like them all - but he's dead now, so that's just me. Nobody does more for his people than me."

    • @sweatshirtguy3424
      @sweatshirtguy3424 Před 3 lety +5

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he said that very well constructed

    • @Pherramoo
      @Pherramoo Před 3 lety +3

      Jordan Doyle Give it a week

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 Před 3 lety +5

      @@tiredlocke I actually thought he said that until I got toward the bottom.
      Great job on capturing the essence of Trump.

    • @richardportman8912
      @richardportman8912 Před 3 lety +4

      Well, he has. Because i pray everday to not have him around here.

  • @HitHeilerDerHohnEinerSure

    Apparently this guy is the best at everything, has the most friends, knows everything, does everything more and better then anyone, understands everything and never exxagerates vague numbers.
    Talkin' 'bout narcicism and self portrayaling.

    • @layneannen
      @layneannen Před 11 měsíci +11

      Yes, I don't understand why he needs an attorney. He can probably do the job better himself 😂😂

    • @angelaeilf6775
      @angelaeilf6775 Před 9 měsíci

      Because he does

    • @sledgerend
      @sledgerend Před 4 měsíci

      It's called being a true New Yorker lol

  • @danielgomezgomez18
    @danielgomezgomez18 Před 11 měsíci +15

    "Nobody has been indicted with 37 counts before but me".

  • @mallarchakraborty4660
    @mallarchakraborty4660 Před 3 lety +636

    He said all those 'billions' at the same voice frequency. Astounding 😂😂

    • @Jesus4life_39
      @Jesus4life_39 Před 2 lety +15

      It doesn't sounds like billions no more 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bu9657
      @bu9657 Před rokem +4

      @@Jesus4life_39 "billy kins"

    • @Unwanted_truth_
      @Unwanted_truth_ Před rokem +3

      It's not random, it's literally choreographed for the "poorly educated" to understand and for it to resonate with them so it has to be simple and memorable

    • @GuruPrasadCT
      @GuruPrasadCT Před rokem +6

      SOUND LIKE BILLIE ELSON

    • @Aaron.Henderson
      @Aaron.Henderson Před rokem +2

      Billie Jean

  • @romalawal1289
    @romalawal1289 Před 4 lety +2697

    Whoever put all his gibberish together is a genius

  • @goldeagle8051
    @goldeagle8051 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The person who made this video deserves a raise. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 Před 5 měsíci +13

    What a great mashup. I walked in, I said wow, what a great mashup.

  • @Squirrelanditsnutz
    @Squirrelanditsnutz Před 4 lety +215

    The more he says “and billions” the more it’s sounds “Billy Indsen”

  • @tuckman211213
    @tuckman211213 Před 4 lety +252

    He said "billions and" so many times I started hearing "benny enzen, benny enzen, benny enzen" as if it's a persons name lol

  • @hwb-zalpach
    @hwb-zalpach Před 5 měsíci +6

    i have not laughed so good for a long time.

  • @shyamagopinathadas2940
    @shyamagopinathadas2940 Před 11 měsíci +60

    i love this man,nobody loves him more than me

  • @garthvader9916
    @garthvader9916 Před 2 lety +456

    "Like a rocket ship, except in the wrong direction."
    You have killed me. I have died of hilarity.

  • @taylorverrall118
    @taylorverrall118 Před 4 lety +213

    Who is Billy Inson and why does Trump mention him so much

  • @Drakonopia
    @Drakonopia Před 9 měsíci +3

    The Couple That Kissed in the Background, 😂, Nobody Loves Trump Better Than Me❤‍🔥💯

  • @joelpearce1350
    @joelpearce1350 Před 7 měsíci +3

    If you look up the definition of 'narcissist' in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of Donald Trump

  • @quinnreverance611
    @quinnreverance611 Před 4 lety +204

    LMAO WHEN HE TALKS AND PRAISES HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSSOONNN

    • @SWSimpson
      @SWSimpson Před 4 lety +14

      He is his own god. He worships himself when no one else will. Or when he isn't feeling loved or praised enough he holds one of his racist pep rallies.

    • @stvstreett
      @stvstreett Před 4 lety +1

      its the kung pow. george likes his chicken spicy.

    • @calichef1962
      @calichef1962 Před 4 lety

      @@stvstreett It's spelled kung *pao.* At least if you are talking about the Chinese sauce that turns bland, ordinary chicken into something tasty.

    • @_Common_Logic_
      @_Common_Logic_ Před 4 lety

      @@calichef1962 I believe he's talking about Donald, which would make it "King Poo" ;-)

  • @ohheckyeaahyummm2508
    @ohheckyeaahyummm2508 Před 3 lety +394

    Billions doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

  • @namesbond4332
    @namesbond4332 Před 7 měsíci +2

    marines shooting "bing bing bing" 😭😂

  • @evolutionaryadvantage
    @evolutionaryadvantage Před rokem +1

    That right arm sure gets excited with his “billions and billions”

  • @crazybalance9584
    @crazybalance9584 Před 4 lety +277

    The never ending 'billions and billions' chant put me in a coma.

    • @zack6892
      @zack6892 Před 4 lety +3

      Bill yenson

    • @yusong3842
      @yusong3842 Před 4 lety +1

      Now, I can't read this word,

    • @hollysorensen1711
      @hollysorensen1711 Před 4 lety +1

      The way he says it is sooo annoying!!! "Beeel-eons" Ahhh!!!

    • @ozsfi
      @ozsfi Před 4 lety +1

      II felt like dying listening to the billions and billions.

    • @hollysorensen1711
      @hollysorensen1711 Před 4 lety

      @@ozsfi Yes! It drove me crazy!!

  • @nickgeffen8316
    @nickgeffen8316 Před 6 lety +514

    Wow, that was... An experience.

    • @pgc4sean
      @pgc4sean Před 6 lety

      Nick Geffen
      I uhh agree? Don't?
      Wow.

    • @paradox4878
      @paradox4878 Před 6 lety +5

      billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of experiences

    • @beamarla8218
      @beamarla8218 Před 6 lety +2

      the billions and billions of times i just want trump to shut the hell up.

    • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Před 4 lety +3

      Wow! He's got so many friends! Oh wait, none? scratch that.... Uhhg!

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug Před 4 lety +1

      I think it is so incredibly telling of the current state of things, that the video of Hillary lying for 13 minutes - that is still being suppressed by CZcams despite having 15M+ views, and cannot be found even when searched for _by exact name_ - was made by by an individual private citizen, with their own time and resources: czcams.com/video/-dY77j6uBHI/video.html . And no major news organization, not even Fox, would dare to put something like that out there.
      But on the other side, no one in the left, even thos wirh extreme TDS, were able to do the same thing, and this passably anti-Trump video had to be put out by a major multimillion-dollar news organization. Really does show you where the establishment stands.......

  • @dannygraham7885
    @dannygraham7885 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Boy, he's got lots of friends!!! LoL!

  • @divanwilliamson2173
    @divanwilliamson2173 Před rokem +4

    What a great edit, bro thanks for all the effort you put into this. I love this video

  • @Captain_Crayzay
    @Captain_Crayzay Před 4 lety +282

    The editing of this video is a masterpiece.

  • @bobheatliesongs
    @bobheatliesongs Před 4 lety +3910

    My God! Hats off to the person who put this together! Unbelievable!

    • @urbannpa
      @urbannpa Před 4 lety +48

      Their in the fetal position under the editing desk.

    • @darrendanger6853
      @darrendanger6853 Před 4 lety +22

      Now we have an awesome drinking game!!

    • @ccoleman1978
      @ccoleman1978 Před 4 lety +6

      I concur

    • @SuperScratch1
      @SuperScratch1 Před 4 lety +76

      +Bob Heatlie
      Absolutely correct. How in god's name did you Americans elect this clown ??

    • @user-re7eu9hq6r
      @user-re7eu9hq6r Před 4 lety +19

      Elected because ?Putin!

  • @doeeyes2
    @doeeyes2 Před rokem +1

    "Like a rocket ship, except in the other direction" 😂

  • @MikeTMike
    @MikeTMike Před 4 měsíci +1

    "There's nobody oranger than me!"
    "I imagine I have friends"
    "I smell like the biggest number two ever"

  • @Carlos_500
    @Carlos_500 Před 3 lety +141

    Billions and billions had me laughing and then losing my mind.

    • @claudiawenzel7923
      @claudiawenzel7923 Před 3 lety +3

      Would be laughing material, except to my best knowledge that guy controls your military and much of your national corona response decisions.
      My sincerest condolences.

    • @Carlos_500
      @Carlos_500 Před 3 lety +2

      Claudia Wenzel doesn’t control mine, I’m in Europe and it was funny nonetheless

    • @thechosenone7642
      @thechosenone7642 Před 3 lety +1

      Killed me more when it started sounding like Billionzin

    • @Hitariu
      @Hitariu Před 3 lety

      bill jensen

    • @TheFatAndTheFurious
      @TheFatAndTheFurious Před 3 lety +1

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  • @tori2dles
    @tori2dles Před 3 lety +918

    Gee. Maybe we should have elected “nobody” because nobody simply does everything better.

  • @joancolumbo5327
    @joancolumbo5327 Před měsícem +1

    What stood out: I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ADDICTS.

  • @RobinMayhall
    @RobinMayhall Před 3 měsíci

    I was on the verge of tears during the “bill-I-yuns and bill-I-yuns” extravaganza. Crying with laughter. This whole video is hilarious and really well done!

  • @brynjarthewarrior2680
    @brynjarthewarrior2680 Před 3 lety +108

    "A psychological deeply damaged man," Mary Trump.

    • @chatryna
      @chatryna Před 3 lety

      You should hear what I have to say about my own family.

    • @brynjarthewarrior2680
      @brynjarthewarrior2680 Před 3 lety +2

      @@chatryna Likewise, but I have had to completely walk away and dissociate myself with them. It got to the point when listening to them gave me headaches and my mind became a whirlwind. Their logic wasn't was illogic. I would leave feeling vertigo.

    • @chatryna
      @chatryna Před 3 lety +1

      @@brynjarthewarrior2680 That is a good sign. That means you are still connected with right side up. You just need an anchor so that you can endure without vertigo.

  • @multiio1424
    @multiio1424 Před 4 lety +59

    Funny how "billions" stops sounding like a word when it's said very many times in a row.

  • @Mike-ol6ko
    @Mike-ol6ko Před 8 měsíci +5

    The only guy who could turn politics into a reality tv show.

  • @sudan_unhrc3037
    @sudan_unhrc3037 Před 2 měsíci +1

    0:20 nobody noticed the couple kissing in background. 😂

  • @hannahraves
    @hannahraves Před 3 lety +66

    hearing him say "Billians" makes it sound like alien language after a while

    • @Yich11
      @Yich11 Před 3 lety +2

      i started to think "do orange toads even say 'rrbit' or is this the sound they make?"

  • @NarinderSinghHere
    @NarinderSinghHere Před 6 lety +531

    BILL YENSEN

    • @Mr2crazyz
      @Mr2crazyz Před 6 lety +2

      Narinder Singh hahahahah

    • @elijahp.3720
      @elijahp.3720 Před 6 lety +21

      I can't unhear it now

    • @PBPTLP
      @PBPTLP Před 6 lety +21

      Don't forget about Billy Ensen...

    • @MrAledro84
      @MrAledro84 Před 6 lety +7

      managed to unhear that, through excruciating pain though

    • @yiosomething
      @yiosomething Před 6 lety +7

      Billianson

  • @Lordmattg
    @Lordmattg Před 11 měsíci +6

    He might be the funniest person who ever lived😭

  • @zacka45
    @zacka45 Před rokem +2

    Started hearing Bennigans after awhile of the "billions" talk.

  • @suyash5648
    @suyash5648 Před 3 lety +1441

    Imagine being the person who had to go through all his videos just to make this one.

  • @TwoHawksHunting
    @TwoHawksHunting Před 4 lety +156

    The incredulous looks on the faces of the Press is priceless. Lol!

    • @cjhudson419
      @cjhudson419 Před 4 lety +2

      It was almost as satisfying as rachel maddox and all the other news LIARS on election night ahile ok n the same day they said their "polls"showed hillary winning by 90 percent lol

    • @TwoHawksHunting
      @TwoHawksHunting Před 4 lety +5

      @@cjhudson419 It's almost as priceless as watching 45 lie about being concerned about corruption in Ukraine and then getting Impeached for Obstruction and Abuse of Power. Gee, where have we seen him ask for help from a foreign power before? I know, it was during the 2016 Campaign when he asked Russia to help find Hillary's e mails. Who knew!? History has repeated itself in a very short time.

    • @cocomajoko1
      @cocomajoko1 Před 4 lety +1

      Michael bagley they know a B.S.er when they see and hear one

    • @Retrobeemer
      @Retrobeemer Před 4 lety +1

      Those same incredulous looks are on the faces of people the world over, as they look toward the US and ask how the hell they ended up with a crook (with the IQ of a pebble) as president?

  • @LeoPard-HQ
    @LeoPard-HQ Před 9 měsíci +2

    Looking at Donald Trump's mugshot today brought me back to this video and post this statement:-
    "So Donald Trump is a one-in-a-lifetime apparition in the highest office of this country, and we will never see another one again."
    This statement is for me to read 25 years from now if I'm still alive & laugh at it.

  • @hashirabdullah8645
    @hashirabdullah8645 Před 11 měsíci +3

    0:19 how the hell did no one notice the background😂

  • @tezzo55
    @tezzo55 Před 3 lety +326

    "Nobody is better at humility than me, i'm just the best."

    • @fofororo2070
      @fofororo2070 Před 3 lety +7

      If you deal with Trump as a mentally healthy person, you will suffer and get confused. He is naturally a histrionic serial liar with no ethics or virtues whatsoever and only then you can even predict his actions and words.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 Před 3 lety +5

      @@fofororo2070 "(A) naturally a histrionic serial liar with no ethics or virtues whatsoever" This sounds like the job description for most, if not all, politicians. There's probably only one person less appropriate for the position of President of the USA in the country, unfortunately that is the person he is standing against. Whoops America, you did it again.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 Před 3 lety

      @Goran Todorovic America (it seems to me) only has a choice of two mistakes, and when it come to a choice between two sexually perverted billionaires, the one with Alzheimer's will tend to come in last. And to think America could have had Tulsi. It's as if they actually wanted to lose. The only way Trump won't stay, is through a coup d'etat, and that means civil war - the perfect way to end the perfect year, 2020 - the end.

    • @fofororo2070
      @fofororo2070 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tezzo55 I agree but the low level of this guy, I have never seen before and I think I will never see after.

    • @tezzo55
      @tezzo55 Před 3 lety

      @@fofororo2070 i think we are much in agreement my friend. But Biden is not the answer. If he gets in he will be a puppet, and it will not be long before Kamala holds the reins, and that is every bit as terrifying as the Trump one, maybe even more so. Why oh why could we not have had Tulsi or Andrew? Best

  • @irregularnotreally353
    @irregularnotreally353 Před 4 lety +112

    He's repeating "billions" so many times, to the point my brain tells me, "Billions, Sounds alien."

  • @rachellewis9251
    @rachellewis9251 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Can't believe this was 5yr ago still a classic lol

  • @youssefmekouar8062
    @youssefmekouar8062 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Women at minute 3:51 was thinking:
    "I'm already nervous ths is my first day on the job, but what is this guy saying?"

  • @abhorrentheathen
    @abhorrentheathen Před 3 lety +814

    "No one knows more about debt than me"
    Well, he's not wrong...

    • @themainframe1651
      @themainframe1651 Před 3 lety +8

      PLANT BUILDER

    • @browngreen4663
      @browngreen4663 Před 3 lety +12

      Republicans keep saying that they won’t add money to the debt add a billon and dip

    • @royisdabest
      @royisdabest Před 3 lety +5

      @@browngreen4663 and democrats dont do that too?

    • @browngreen4663
      @browngreen4663 Před 3 lety +16

      @@royisdabest Donald trump was the one of the biggest contributors while saying he wouldn’t add money it doesn’t fucking matter if Democrats do it to that’s not a defense sir why did you kill someone well your honer someone else also killed someone

    • @ShadyGabe
      @ShadyGabe Před 3 lety +18

      @@browngreen4663 Trump supporters' defense always involve Democrats, Hillary, Obama, or anyone that opposes their god.

  • @pandaberries3430
    @pandaberries3430 Před 4 lety +217

    We need an updated quarantine mashup.
    His limited vocabulary is disturbing.

  • @AhhhMiguel
    @AhhhMiguel Před rokem +3

    *You mock him but then you realise now that he was the best President you ever had in decades!*

  • @assurdo8888
    @assurdo8888 Před rokem +4

    The "billions" part is almost psychedelic . . . Or dissociative . . .

  • @williamjones6825
    @williamjones6825 Před 4 lety +66

    I’m high and watching that ‘billions and billions’ but was so INTENSE! Haha

    • @robertgoines1831
      @robertgoines1831 Před 4 lety +4

      bruh you can't be high enough for this shit to make any sense to anyone whose not a dumpster. Like there's not enough drugs to get you through this bullshit sane

    • @agenius6186
      @agenius6186 Před 4 lety +1

      LMAO same

    • @veraxanthe7256
      @veraxanthe7256 Před 4 lety

      horrendous thought loop

  • @michellelord8897
    @michellelord8897 Před 3 lety +230

    Did he leave out “Friends in Prison”?

    • @carmo9693
      @carmo9693 Před 3 lety +1

      I think he did but they are included by "friends" in general. Always there to make his liberal friends cry too.

    • @johnjoseph321
      @johnjoseph321 Před 3 lety

      Yea he left out gay friends too.

    • @happycebu
      @happycebu Před 3 lety +1

      KUDOS!!!!!!

    • @bluesdoggmusicrediker4614
      @bluesdoggmusicrediker4614 Před 3 lety +1

      hes got alot of friends that SHOULD be in prison

    • @i.e.s.u7155
      @i.e.s.u7155 Před 3 lety +1

      He's got a friend that went to prison and died on suicide watch

  • @centimarsiosolas6971
    @centimarsiosolas6971 Před rokem +2

    0:46 - "Nobody knows better than me...its called" (looks down at his notes to see what the thing he knows better than anyone else is called)

  • @iTalkALotDontListen
    @iTalkALotDontListen Před rokem +4

    I don’t care about the politics. I just turned 18. I just find this guy to be a total character and hilarious.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel Před 11 měsíci +1

      Start paying attention. You'll regret it later on if you don't. It's your future at stake

    • @iTalkALotDontListen
      @iTalkALotDontListen Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@pickledragonrebel I believe the direction of this country and world is completely out of my hands. Why should I worry about, stress about, and spend countless hours on something that I can’t control?

    • @TYBG85
      @TYBG85 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@iTalkALotDontListenDon't listen to that guy. You're a young man and you're going to learn they're all crooks and thieves. Trump's just a little sloppier at hiding it and in fact brags about it a little bit. Obama is the only one I can think of that doesn't have an obvious racket. And even his Netflix deal is probably a back room payment for favors he did. That's how they pay off presidents for doing what they want. Pay them 50 grand a speech or 100 million for a production deal with Netflix as if Obama somehow had Hollywood production experience to justify that lol.

  • @amutah8063
    @amutah8063 Před 4 lety +155

    Billions and billions and billions of laughs all around the world.

    • @MrStonecold69
      @MrStonecold69 Před 4 lety +4

      The best one of all was telling Americans to drink BLEACH. Even people who hate him could not believe that one

  • @littlepumpkinpiehair-cutte519

    I made “bing-bing, boop-boop!” my ringtone &
    “Billion & billions!” my text tone 👍🏼

  • @cheeesonator
    @cheeesonator Před rokem +1

    It's amazing how fluently he can speak the Zanbirrians language.

  • @Jonze78
    @Jonze78 Před 9 měsíci +1

    That billions part cracked me up

  • @Bob-321
    @Bob-321 Před 4 lety +669

    I've never laughed while being horrified like this before. Billions.

    • @palesa2906
      @palesa2906 Před 4 lety +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @sickbastard151
      @sickbastard151 Před 4 lety +4

      hahahahahaha me too, bilions greetings from the netherlands.

    • @palesa2906
      @palesa2906 Před 4 lety +6

      @@sickbastard151 haaaaa ha ha ha ha billions and billions of greetings from South Africa! My goodness, you can't make this stuff up hey!

    • @claudiabailey5302
      @claudiabailey5302 Před 4 lety +6

      I laughed so much at the Billions part that i was crying 😭 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @nxte8506
      @nxte8506 Před 4 lety +2

      Bill Yensen

  • @andyginterblues2961
    @andyginterblues2961 Před 4 lety +133

    I'm gonna hear "billions and billions" in my sleep.

    • @salientissues4109
      @salientissues4109 Před 4 lety +10

      "Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen.. Billionszen billionszen....."

    • @salientissues4109
      @salientissues4109 Před 4 lety +2

      @Trey Indica hahahaha🤣

    • @andyginterblues2961
      @andyginterblues2961 Před 4 lety +1

      And I thought that I had too much time on my hands. Thanks for this!

    • @ZobethC
      @ZobethC Před 4 lety +3

      Just think of the cute emojis to clear your palette 🐝 🦁 🦁 🦁 bee-lions 😝

    • @yvonnemolina6352
      @yvonnemolina6352 Před 4 lety

      Once i read this its i heard bennigens and bennigens

  • @Zman44444
    @Zman44444 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Billy Insons is so lucky to have the president notice him to such a degree.
    I wish I could call Billy Insons. Wonder what he is like.

  • @joebroyian
    @joebroyian Před 11 měsíci +1

    Groot: i am groot
    Klause: i am klaus
    Trump: billionson, bing3x

  • @mr_blue8208
    @mr_blue8208 Před 4 lety +65

    Did he just say “billions”?

  • @TheYafnit
    @TheYafnit Před 6 lety +359

    Making it through all 8 minutes and 27 seconds should be an internet challenge.

    • @appleciderhorror12
      @appleciderhorror12 Před 6 lety +17

      Take a shot every time Trump says "billions"

    • @lilspikes81
      @lilspikes81 Před 6 lety

      TheYafnit yeah, its much longer than the normal liberal attention span.

    • @holeindanssock156
      @holeindanssock156 Před 6 lety +2

      Muiggu
      How about every time he says his own name?

    • @leep3488
      @leep3488 Před 6 lety +5

      you would be DEAD

    • @lurkster1974
      @lurkster1974 Před 6 lety

      Corrosion37 Здравствуйте

  • @awesomesauce2000
    @awesomesauce2000 Před rokem +1

    I can't even hear or speak the words China or billions without thinking of trump now 🤣🤣

  • @isabellapeng4906
    @isabellapeng4906 Před rokem +1

    0:20 there’s a couple kissing while trump talk about disabilities

  • @bazil4146
    @bazil4146 Před 4 lety +42

    Trumps hand when he says billions: ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️🔄↗️↘️↖️↙️

    • @darrellcook8253
      @darrellcook8253 Před 3 lety +1

      He's playing the invisible accordion and that's a lie detector of sorts. Only the band packed up and left and the bar closed leaving the bartenders with the problem of getting him out the door. Wher the cops are waiting...

  • @Andeetec
    @Andeetec Před 3 lety +119

    The news media trying to digest outright lies. Their facial expressions were priceless.

    • @netzoned
      @netzoned Před 3 lety +3

      I use to always watch the WH briefings. Not any more. No point. Even when they are called out for their out-right lies by multiple reporters, they just lie more.

    • @Andeetec
      @Andeetec Před 3 lety +5

      @@netzoned Remember when a politician got up and called Obama a liar outright. Well nobody is doing this to this whole administration. It is pitiful.

    • @danielk.746
      @danielk.746 Před 3 lety

      Yep, just goes right over their head, then they ask the same dumb questions even though it has been answered 5 times already.

  • @PrincessAdim
    @PrincessAdim Před 10 měsíci +2

    GOSH I LOVE THIS MAN HAHAHA

  • @PhilGrayrock
    @PhilGrayrock Před 6 měsíci

    I like to go to the bus stop with headphones and pretend I'm watching normal news

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa Před 4 lety +52

    Good God, by the time he was done saying "billions" it wasn't even a word anymore.

    • @lazerboy4870
      @lazerboy4870 Před 3 lety +2

      I’m tripping and hearing that was fun.

  • @simplethings3730
    @simplethings3730 Před 4 lety +52

    I actually counted and he has a brazilian billions.

  • @djangospadola1703
    @djangospadola1703 Před 9 měsíci +2

    If you speed up the billions part it sounds like he's saying "vegan and vegans and..."

  • @gauravaryal4015
    @gauravaryal4015 Před 2 měsíci

    There is also one video which shows trump saying “CHINA” 😂😂

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 Před 3 lety +181

    After a while, the "billions" montage sounds like he's saying "Billy Enzon". Lol

  • @AyaBlue22
    @AyaBlue22 Před 3 lety +200

    Too many "billions", my ears gave up and I started to hear "Bennigan's" ...

  • @concernedcitizen5317
    @concernedcitizen5317 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Shoutout to Bill Yunson. A very good friend of Donald Trump's. No-one knows him better than Trump does.

  • @brucejensen3700
    @brucejensen3700 Před 6 měsíci +1

    “Nobody loves the Bible more than me.” 😅😂🤣😂😅🤣😂