Avanash the Bones Guy | Escape From the Bloodkeep (SPOILERS)

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  • A compilation of Avanash, the bones guy, from Dimension 20's Escape From the Bloodkeep.
    All clips belong to Dimension 20: / @dimension20show
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  • @BriannaZumbro
    @BriannaZumbro  Před 2 lety +27

    I also make dice! starlightdice.etsy.com

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone Před 2 lety +2233

    Dude was a smith for hundreds of years, studied crown lore, mastered his craft...
    Then you ask one group of guys to keep your bones safe and suddenly you are known as "The Bones Guy"

  • @jessarisetty5448
    @jessarisetty5448 Před 2 lety +3574

    I love how they were all like “nothing is gonna happen to your bones” and when Avanesh is like “cool so if I lose mine I get yours right” and suddenly they were all concerned about him getting their bones

    • @jeezuhskriste5759
      @jeezuhskriste5759 Před 2 lety +502

      Nobody cares about old Avanesh’s bones, but as soon as THEIRS are on the line, suddenly everyone is all for finding ways to keep bones in their respective bodies. No empathy I tell ya.

    • @shendudeamo6678
      @shendudeamo6678 Před 2 lety +109

      wouldn't you be too, though? You got to be careful with what you agree to, just in case of the off chance, edge case scenario that he DOES lose his bones, then guess who's on the hook to give them new bones. It's a world of magic, it's not too far off that magic or something could take his bones, and it could have been a magically binding agreement for all they know. Always check the fine print of all agreements in a fantasy world of magic :P

    • @IcyDragonPolaris
      @IcyDragonPolaris Před 2 lety +18

      @@jeezuhskriste5759 I mean, they're villains

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 Před 2 lety +22

      because there’s still a possibility however slim something will happen

    • @jessarisetty5448
      @jessarisetty5448 Před 2 lety +112

      @@jeezuhskriste5759 I mean really you lock a guy in a river in a box in a cage in a stone cave and then you ask him to build you a demon crown and when he VERY REASONABLY asks for protection for his bones FROM THE FUCKING RIVER suddenly you’re crazy? Like really who do these guys think they are a river??? Hahaha don’t take my bones hahah

  • @thefuzstache1139
    @thefuzstache1139 Před 3 lety +3028

    “Let me be very clear.”
    Proceeds to spout the most circular, nonsensical rationale you’ve ever heard.
    Brennan is such a master of comedic set-up and resolution.

    • @dmunchained540
      @dmunchained540 Před 2 lety +74

      I found Avanash's logic easier to follow than Maggies, if I'm totally honest. XD

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 Před 2 lety +108

      I also love how Brennan starts to crack as soon as he says “let me be very clear” because he knows he’s not going to be clear about it at all.

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Před 2 lety +55

      Followed by Mike Trapp's sarcastic, "Please!! Don't mince any words!!" (5:10)

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před 2 lety +35

      I don't know what the confusion is. That explanation was entirely direct and clear and one of the most understandable bone-related things he said.
      Not even joking...I think he was being very clear there.

    • @bopqw1055
      @bopqw1055 Před rokem +19

      it was very clear he didnt know how bad the worst outcome could be. basically the worst thing i could think of might not be the worst thing that could happen.

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 Před 2 lety +751

    See THIS is how you make an "insane" person. They're completely normal except for one specific thing that is absolutely batshit. And they don't realize that thing IS batshit. It's just normal and reasonable to them.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Před rokem +45

      Yes! Definitely keeping that in mind for when I play a crazy person. Maybe something that wouldn't come up in conversation often so it's not immediately obvious.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před rokem +33

      Yep. Crazy people don't know they're crazy. People with delusions think their delusions are reasonable. As soon as they start to think they're being unreasonable, they wouldn't believe those things anymore.
      On the other hand, sometimes "crazy" is just an unfair judgment placed upon someone by society. For instance, I ask you, what is crazy about wanting your bones? 😁

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před rokem +7

      Candlewick in Neverafter is legitimately terrifying. Brennan’s good at the effects of longterm isolation

    • @amandapr1me
      @amandapr1me Před 9 měsíci +5

      What is crazy about wanting your bones???

    • @xenoswarrior6900
      @xenoswarrior6900 Před 8 měsíci +7

      It's also something that's quasi-rational. We all wish to protect our bones at some level, none of us have a fanatically been driven insane by trying to keep our bones from a river for thousands of years. It's a deep set kind of insanity, one that's only hilariously grim because we understand how it happened.

  • @whatkindofnameisella682
    @whatkindofnameisella682 Před 2 lety +1917

    the (scoff)"what does this lady think she is, a river?" is such a highly underrated line. i think about it on a daily basis.

  • @angrywizard3199
    @angrywizard3199 Před rokem +419

    I like that "You are the most stunning woman I have ever seen" means nothing since he's forgotten everything before the river

    • @oddbirdMusic
      @oddbirdMusic Před 4 měsíci +7

      Also she is literally half spider.

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 Před 3 lety +1665

    4:24 "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES?"
    You know, that’s a fair point.

    • @Zecarius
      @Zecarius Před 2 lety +22

      At least once a day I boot up this video to hear that line. I love it.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před 2 lety +19

      @@Zecarius Yeah, I'm like "You may be full crazy, but THAT I can get on board with."

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 Před 2 lety +9

      i agree but i always took that context of “what is crazy about wanting your bones if i lose mine?”

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před 2 lety +8

      @@liamross340 I took it as him wanting to keep his own bones.

    • @fortsterling5130
      @fortsterling5130 Před 2 lety +2

      I read this as it happened

  • @Codebreakerblue
    @Codebreakerblue Před 2 lety +538

    "I will take care of your bones, I'll be the Watcher of Bones, I got your bones on lock"
    Underrated line

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před rokem +39

      Totally checks out with the ending too. He maintained total control of the fate of those bones from the moment the promise was given.

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 Před 9 měsíci +78

    Dead-ass I recently had a psychotic episode. I looked completely together, but my words made no sense. My whole defense when confronted with "You're having a psychotic episode" was "I'm not using word salad or staring at things that I know aren't there, I'm coherent, we are having a conversation. A crazy person can't do that." This character put me in check though lol.

    • @soren5312
      @soren5312 Před měsícem

      Very late but I'm so sorry. Yeah crazy people can definitely hold a conversation, I think everyone has a story of the guy at the bar who seemed nice until they mention something fucking batshit. Usually about Jewish people or aliens.

  • @fluidstatic5564
    @fluidstatic5564 Před 2 lety +1043

    Avenash's combination of mellow, honest, and deeply fcked up is so, so good. "What do your bones have to do...?" "Are you -- them? What?"

    • @quinnw919
      @quinnw919 Před 2 lety +55

      Him, looking at another person: Are you my bones?

    • @krasotabella9675
      @krasotabella9675 Před rokem +11

      yeah no one talks about him truly thinking that Maggie IS his bones for a second

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 Před 5 měsíci +4

      His random screaming "HELP!!!!!" in the middle of an otherwise normal sentence is fantastic.

  • @RunningShovel
    @RunningShovel Před 2 lety +1366

    The one thing that's missing is that Trapp's first insight check was a Nat 20, which immediately gave away that this guy was full crazy. Once he starts talking, the anticipation of him saying something unhinged makes the bones bit even funnier when it drops.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 2 lety +40

      Now I’m wondering what it would have been like if the insight check was a low roll

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 Před 2 lety +85

      @@DeathnoteBB “he is surprisingly sane and capable. You trust him implicitly.”

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong Před 2 lety +119

      They're all to happy to call him crazy for being concerned about his bones, but the moment he asks them to put theirs at risk, they all get really cagey and concerned. Sounds to me like he's a perfectly sane and rational guy who just wants to keep his bones.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 2 lety +70

      @@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      “Why would a river take your bones? Your bones will be fine!”
      “So if something happened to MY bones, I get yours?”
      “Now hold on-“

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Před rokem +6

      Yeah, Trapp said it _just_ before the clip starts.

  • @spenceduggs8449
    @spenceduggs8449 Před 6 měsíci +41

    The expectation created by "full crazy," followed by the most relaxed "oh heeeeeeey..." will never not make me laugh my ass off

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 Před rokem +170

    I feel like Brennan came up with Avenash in a fever dream, wrote down “Bones?” and promptly forgot about him until this moment and decided to run full tilt with it.

  • @ciennasuperstar1247
    @ciennasuperstar1247 Před 2 lety +274

    “Sorry am I being unclear? I’m worried about my bones.”

  • @kylebeardsley6200
    @kylebeardsley6200 Před 3 lety +1841

    Avanash was almost completely improvised, and yet Brennan made him amazing. Hat's off to you.

    • @mii5159
      @mii5159 Před 2 lety +5

      How do you know he was improvised?

    • @kylebeardsley6200
      @kylebeardsley6200 Před 2 lety +46

      @@mii5159 He either mentioned it in a video afterwards, or it's a rumor going around the comments section.

    • @susanhenderson8203
      @susanhenderson8203 Před 2 lety +97

      @@mii5159 When the party first decides to teleport to the keep through Lilith's web, Brennan makes a throwaway comment about not having expected them to get over there. He's good at compensating for shenanigans (looking at Emily Axford over there), but I think he expected them to try a smith from the blood keep before moving further afield if they needed. So while he knew he wanted to have an NPC named Avanash exist in the world, the personality/quirks were certainly off the cuff

    • @stephman3154
      @stephman3154 Před 2 lety +57

      @@mii5159 in one of the talk back shows (Adventuring Party, I think) was when he revealed Avanash was completely improvised

    • @Shatteredworld
      @Shatteredworld Před 2 lety +86

      @@mii5159 Adventure Academy, Season 1 Episodes 13 & 14: Reunion with the cast of Escape from the Bloodkeep Pt1 & 2. It's kinda like a proto-adventure party recap. He explicitly states in both that he generated Avanash completely on the fly. In fact, the entire encounter was unplanned, as the requirement to go to the castle was generated to get them onto the siren for a planned encounter. He did not expect them to circumvent the encounter through teleportation, and instead of just stonewalling the action he improvised the entire encounter on the fly and made it work. Avanash wasn't supposed to exist in any capacity...yet here he is, and the world is better for it.

  • @jpereda97
    @jpereda97 Před 2 lety +517

    I spent the first six and a half minutes of this video thinking he had a pile of bones next to him, and I can assure several of you would pay to see the LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN I FUCKING REALIZED

    • @BriannaZumbro
      @BriannaZumbro  Před 2 lety +83

      Oh my god that’s amazing 😂

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 Před 2 lety +46

      Oh god I’d love to see the mounting confusion morph into disturbed horror and perturbed glee at the realization.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona Před 2 lety +214

    One person succeeding on a perception the entire rest of the party failed is a *perfect* comedy vehicle

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před rokem +13

      No but this tracks for like, elven burial lore. They’re immortals and their dead probably go into sacred tombs or specific grounds, and the idea that Avenash’s bones would become soggy and rotten enough to fall into the river and remain lost and unburied forever if he died in there is potentially uniquely horrifying for these elves

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 Před rokem +394

    3:57 I love how Avanesh responds to Ephink poking him in the most rational way a person concerned about losing his bones would: assume she is trying to steal his bones, make a joke about her thinking she's the river, that she could steal his bones, and immediately yelling for help to prevent her stealing his bones.
    Totally reasonable!

    • @washyrose5904
      @washyrose5904 Před rokem +8

      Just… it’s Efink. It’s Knife backwards.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@washyrose5904murderdeth !

    • @Loumenn
      @Loumenn Před 12 dny

      ⁠@@washyrose5904you don’t spell it Knihpe?

  • @bodenking
    @bodenking Před 2 lety +213

    Trapp’s “god fucking damnit” is possibly my favorite line from the side quest. There’s just something in the delivery that makes him the ideal straight man character

  • @admiralspoon6775
    @admiralspoon6775 Před 2 lety +146

    the fact that ify broke after "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES!?" gets me

  • @lucianosgonzalez3561
    @lucianosgonzalez3561 Před 9 měsíci +15

    Brennan breaking the SECOND he says "Let me be clear" is the funniest bit of internal foreshadowing I've ever seen.

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 Před rokem +132

    I love it when Avanesh says "lets be clear" and then Brennan breaks a little...

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Před 9 měsíci +5

      "Please. PLEASE. Don't mince any words!"

  • @mrskribble
    @mrskribble Před 3 lety +458

    I'm a little concerned about my bones now. Avanash makes a lot of good points.

  • @Thommy2n
    @Thommy2n Před 2 lety +289

    *With maximum John Malkovich energy*
    "WHAT... IS... CRAZY... ABOUT... WANTING YOUR BONES?!"
    Dear D20,
    we need this on a T-shirt IMMEDIATELY!

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights Před 3 lety +520

    What really kills me is how he talks so calm and collected sometimes like "okay I'll work for you, seems like I don't have a choice" but then sometimes it just.... comes out.

  • @abj6920
    @abj6920 Před 2 lety +154

    For a moment he believed Maggie to be his bones and it's fucked up that we don't talk about that

  • @JBeezyForever
    @JBeezyForever Před rokem +63

    “I like the cut of your jib, even though you ruined me forever” is such an underrated line 😂

  • @scone1025
    @scone1025 Před 2 lety +720

    Sokhbarr was my favorite character in this series. He's always logical and cool under pressure while still giving off warm Dad energy to jer'em'ih and the spider children. I love his "i told you so" at the end here.

    • @stuarthutzler6670
      @stuarthutzler6670 Před 2 lety +89

      To quote Adventuring Academy...
      "You can take Mike Trapp out of the straight-man role, but you can't take the straight-man out of Mike Trapp."

    • @cogitoergosum7891
      @cogitoergosum7891 Před 2 lety +17

      The interesting thing was that Sokhbarr was a lot more intelligent than he reasonably should have been, because Mike Trapp is a lot more intelligent so he played him that way. As an animal keeper the character would have had close to zero interpersonal skills but the way Mike played him he was very emotionally intelligent.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii Před 2 lety +47

      @@cogitoergosum7891 Sokhbarr had above average INT (13) and high WIS (17). I'd say that matches up to what Trapp was playing. Also animal handler poor interpersonal skills. Yes, there are people who get into it because they can't talk to other people, but there are also people like Steve Irwin.

    • @andrewberger2142
      @andrewberger2142 Před 2 lety +7

      @@stuarthutzler6670 after reading that quote, so many of my in game decisions now make sense.

    • @cogitoergosum7891
      @cogitoergosum7891 Před 2 lety +14

      @@romxxii Yeah that's a fair point. I stand corrected. Thank you.

  • @brandynotabrand
    @brandynotabrand Před 8 měsíci +12

    im not over the fact that brennan never planned for avanash to be a character, he made it up on the spot, and still his bone shtick just... compelled everyone, us viewers included

  • @FreakDaMIghet
    @FreakDaMIghet Před 2 lety +311

    There is just something so hilarious yet so terrifying about a guy coming to take your bones to replace his own.

    • @dewberry150
      @dewberry150 Před 2 lety +9

      Especially this guy. He’s so calm about it

  • @darthvein3
    @darthvein3 Před 2 lety +241

    It makes it even better knowing that he made Avanash completely on the spot as he didnt plan on them actually getting to him.

  • @MenachemSchmuel
    @MenachemSchmuel Před 2 lety +473

    8:15 I love how quickly Trapp can see through Avanash even without rolling anything. Just immediate realization that Avanash meant Hamhead

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 2 lety +36

      I love it when the players figure stuff out on their own!

    • @babassoonist557
      @babassoonist557 Před 2 lety +30

      Well Trapp is a writer and improv actor by trade, it only makes sense that he’d be the one to foresee these kinds of twists

    • @darrienjones8917
      @darrienjones8917 Před 2 lety +16

      He rolled a nat 20 before which is why he knows that guy is full crazy.

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel Před 2 lety +9

      @@darrienjones8917 that was way, way, way earlier; the whole party knew avanash was crazy by this point. he didn't have to roll at all to figure out what had happened to the crown

    • @bettestruble7887
      @bettestruble7887 Před 2 lety +10

      No no, this insight that he was full crazy was from the nat 20 FROM trap which is why everyone acted like they didn’t know

  • @filthyweenis528
    @filthyweenis528 Před rokem +123

    As a schizophrenic, this is pretty much how it is on the daily. Man’s just wants his bones to be safe. I understand.

    • @Prudenthermit
      @Prudenthermit Před rokem +1

      🥰

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před rokem +13

      For whatever it's worth, as a non-schizophrenic I totally understood and could follow his thought processes as well and am not really sure what everyone's confusion was.
      ...I'm not quite sure what that says about me, but at least I can say there are some non-zero number of people who understand what you're talking about despite not sharing in that particular day-to-day challenge.

  • @reallyFrogman
    @reallyFrogman Před 3 měsíci +6

    I like the insinuation that the equivalent of Celebrimbor who had his family murdered by Sauron in Shadow of Mordor lore would be more worried about water getting to his bones if he was left floating in a river for 250 years

  • @Hal_Law26
    @Hal_Law26 Před 2 lety +599

    I have, unfortunately, thought about this alot...Is Avanash worried about his bones being taken because he spent years submerged in water, and thus acclimated to a feeling of being weightless/boneless, and now that he is out and can feel them, he is worried that they will be taken?

    • @rubylovesbooks
      @rubylovesbooks Před 2 lety +271

      could possibly be that he saw other people die of old age, decay and have their bones pulled away by the river and his crazed mind making him believe that the water wanted to take his bones. since hes an elf he wouldnt die of old age in there.

    • @juliusphu9847
      @juliusphu9847 Před 2 lety +40

      @@rubylovesbooks amazing explanation!!!

  • @how2addandfriends473
    @how2addandfriends473 Před 2 lety +80

    "I like the cut of your jib too even though you ruined me forever."

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath Před rokem +7

      That and, "They're further from water, so good", are my two favorite lines from Avanash.

  • @jimmymiller1313
    @jimmymiller1313 Před 2 lety +120

    The Hamhead realization is one of my favorite gaming moments ever.

  • @VERY_TALL_MAN
    @VERY_TALL_MAN Před rokem +69

    “I gotcha bones on lock” lives in my head rent free

  • @EllieC130
    @EllieC130 Před 6 měsíci +11

    The way Ify just loses it at “WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES” is so pure.

  • @john.harald.sanddd
    @john.harald.sanddd Před 2 lety +176

    “Sure, i just want it to end” is a very underrated line. I love it so much

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G Před 2 lety +124

    OH MY GOD because the river really would have eventually taken his bones
    Fuck that's dark lmao

    • @N1korasu
      @N1korasu Před rokem +5

      Well not his bones he's an elf they don't die like that but the constant paranoia and time has consumed him.

    • @blacksapphire3168
      @blacksapphire3168 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@N1korasu as another person explained it somewhere, he probably watched other people die and river taking their bones, so it messed him up

  • @excrubulent
    @excrubulent Před 11 měsíci +13

    I love how, "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES" breaks Ify. Like Avenash is right, bones are a good thing to have, and you should want them, but when you're put on the spot it's impossible to explain what's wrong with it to someone who is just obsessed with it. You could see the cogs turning for a second as Ify tried to square that circle then just gave up.

  • @fishiest3539
    @fishiest3539 Před 2 lety +170

    hands-down, my favorite npc brennan ever improvised.

  • @jonathand.mcnaughton4205
    @jonathand.mcnaughton4205 Před 2 lety +47

    The “god F***ing damnit” from Sokhbarr encapsulates all the reasons this is hilarious

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion Před rokem +22

    A little surprised that none of them offered to let him keep his own bones. They wont take them, the river wont get them, he gets to keep his own bones.

  • @pazz
    @pazz Před 2 lety +195

    This is by far my favourite npc of any d20 campaign

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 Před 2 lety +21

      He's up there with the pirate dad.
      "When I die, ill jump into hell and kill the devil himself."

    • @Notbatman374
      @Notbatman374 Před 2 lety +9

      And john feathers.
      "Not gonna lie....I. Look. Good."

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 Před 4 měsíci

      Mine will always be Baby, because YIKES.

  • @vertibelle
    @vertibelle Před rokem +40

    I don't care what fanart you show me, in my heart Avanash is and will forever be Jason Mantzoukas

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před rokem +5

      Oh my gods, this is perfect! It's like Dark Derek vibes!

  • @oddboy9427
    @oddboy9427 Před 3 lety +357

    I am in a dnd campaign where I based my character off Avinash. Hes called the mad herald, and he's crazy

  • @themobiustripper
    @themobiustripper Před 2 lety +109

    Love watching Trapp rubbing his sideburns waiting for Avanash to roll bones into his process breakdown

    • @corsaircaruso471
      @corsaircaruso471 Před 2 lety +4

      I’ve seen other people mention this. Is this his “I’m trying to think on my feet” tell, or something?

    • @strangeity
      @strangeity Před rokem

      @@corsaircaruso471He’s mentioned in the EFTBK reunion adventuring academy episode, it’s a nervous tic

  • @daffoplays6616
    @daffoplays6616 Před 2 lety +24

    "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES!?"

  • @keithkovach6710
    @keithkovach6710 Před rokem +29

    This is the funniest character in D&D history. Absolute gold.

  • @callysta1414
    @callysta1414 Před 2 lety +35

    Avanash was one of my favorite characters and I was a little sad to see him die, but it was great while it lasted

  • @halfdeath33
    @halfdeath33 Před 3 lety +80

    Towards the end I had been wondering why Avanesh sounded oddly familiar.. and then I realised thats pretty much how I sound

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise Před 2 lety +48

    There is such a Jack Nicholson vibe about Avanash it's almost scary.

  • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
    @rogue-taxidermy_griffin Před 11 měsíci +3

    The literal genius of the editing team, especially sound design, for adding the water running FX. Just imagining hearing that sound for centuries...I immediately understand why he went crazy.

  • @azrulashraf00
    @azrulashraf00 Před 2 lety +46

    That perception check make no meaning when the character talk with brimming charisma

  • @ryukaganzeroful
    @ryukaganzeroful Před 2 lety +20

    9:05 anyone else immediately try the snap and clap thing after brennan did it? lol

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před rokem +8

      No
      I know when something is far beyond my capabilities.

  • @dorian4404
    @dorian4404 Před rokem +13

    hadn't cried laughing in a while. This is my first Dimension 20 campaign. I am IN

    • @kayleyhodson7079
      @kayleyhodson7079 Před rokem +3

      Oh you've got so much gold in store!!! Definitely worth the Dropout sub if you haven't yet

    • @dorian4404
      @dorian4404 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@kayleyhodson7079 You were right.

  • @elbruces
    @elbruces Před 2 lety +20

    Sooner or later the river comes for all our bones.

  • @Feasco
    @Feasco Před rokem +10

    Just a guy who doesn't want the water to take his bones, nothing crazy about that

  • @samimermer1982
    @samimermer1982 Před 3 lety +107

    Dude.... trusting a mad man to make something important... is that sane?

    • @Zorant0Zero
      @Zorant0Zero Před 2 lety +5

      Well they have the insane Librarian

    • @destrious8133
      @destrious8133 Před 2 lety +10

      Well I mean he did make it, he just wants his bones :( Let him have his bones

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 2 lety

      @@destrious8133 Yeah and then gave it to Hamhead >:(

    • @baslewis
      @baslewis Před rokem +1

      @@DeathnoteBB but did they tell him NOT to give it to hamhead? he’s a crown guy not a detective. he just wants his bones. justice for avanash

  • @dylanhecker6686
    @dylanhecker6686 Před 2 lety +171

    I like how they actually killed him for crossing them, most dnd campaigns people are irrationally nice to fictional NPCs

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 2 lety +34

      ✨Villains!✨

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze Před 2 lety +20

      I don’t want to hurt the fake peoples’ feelings okay Dylan

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath Před rokem +17

      @@SamGlaze Excuse me for not wanting to go to fake prison for fake killing fake people.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před rokem +4

      What's the point of playing an immersive story-telling, world-building, role-playing game if you're not going to immerse yourself in it and act like your character actually exists in the world?

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@IceMetalPunkright and in the world you don't usually kill people without a reason

  • @cynthiareagan6069
    @cynthiareagan6069 Před 2 lety +14

    Look. Avanash isnt nuts your bones are important.

  • @Taveren
    @Taveren Před rokem +5

    I have genuinely thought on this a lot and I as I think on it more and more I could just imagine being in a cage for 200 years and slowly worrying that something has happened to your innerts and then maybe you start to feel like jelly and with like the sound of the water eventually your like "are my bones gone, i can t feel my Innerds feel all weird, where are my bones make sure I have my bones no one ever gets my bones"

  • @10000Winters
    @10000Winters Před 2 lety +12

    I loved Trapp in this season. This season also had some of the best combat trickery.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Před 4 měsíci +1

      rekha's gravity hijinks were great, and every last second save by teleportation was wild

  • @FoxHound-ut1hu
    @FoxHound-ut1hu Před 2 lety +56

    Even though you ruined me forever 😂

  • @solarvide0s
    @solarvide0s Před 17 dny +1

    loving that brennan literally just improvised the equivalent of celebrimbor but Worse

  • @BananaBLACK
    @BananaBLACK Před rokem +8

    They did not take very good care of his bones.

    • @EvelynFTTE
      @EvelynFTTE Před rokem +3

      In fact, they might have done the worst possible job of keeping his bones safe

  • @jaycole1342
    @jaycole1342 Před 2 lety +16

    "She'd be the only wet thing around" - I'm fucking dying... Phrasing, guys?

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před rokem +1

      Considering they're talking about a man concerned with losing his bone(s)

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G Před 2 lety +12

    "Oh Heyyy"

  • @soulsigil8214
    @soulsigil8214 Před 2 lety +9

    This whole interaction got me rolling

  • @jackmclean4120
    @jackmclean4120 Před rokem +4

    Matt Mercer's voice in this clip sounds almost exactly like a character he voices in the game Pillars of Eternity called Aloth.

  • @jade-ic2gp
    @jade-ic2gp Před 2 lety +5

    I love how this video was constructed

  • @Figgy5119
    @Figgy5119 Před 2 lety +6

    I've improvised some funny NPCs before, but this is at another level XD

  • @lancethewisp1097
    @lancethewisp1097 Před rokem +4

    I don’t like that they immediately discredited him just because he is slightly crazy

  • @chaeyeongLFG
    @chaeyeongLFG Před 2 lety +27

    Best NPC in history.

  • @warflocaltrash8380
    @warflocaltrash8380 Před 2 lety +63

    I just wanna know how Brennan does the slap snap motion at 9:05

    • @lucariojet
      @lucariojet Před 2 lety +16

      Assuming this isn't rhetorical and you haven't already figured it out.
      Basically: You snap with one hand, snap with the other hand then bring them together.
      Detailed: I usually snap with my left hand first so I position my left hand slightly above my right. Snap with your left hand then immediately open your hand, palm down. Kinda like you're trying to hi-5 the ground.
      Snap with your right hand, and as you snap, turn your hand into a fist. (It doesn't have to be a full fist but close enough that when your fist hits the palm it makes a slapping-like noise.)
      Finally bring them together. Open palm to the top of your fist. (Where your thumb and pointer finger are that would make an L if they were fully extended).
      As you get more comfortable, add speed. Experiment with your snaps or the way your palm/fist connects to find where it sounds best.

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I laughed for so long at iffys approach to just go "I've got your bones"

  • @sethmichaels6273
    @sethmichaels6273 Před 2 lety +12

    I need Mike Trapp in another campaign

  • @sirsawtooth4044
    @sirsawtooth4044 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I always come back here when I have some media talk about "Stealing Bones,".
    It happends a lot more than you would expect.

  • @ivanadriazola1991
    @ivanadriazola1991 Před 2 lety +5

    Whenever i look up brenan and bones for this kind of videos, the bones series shows up

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan Před rokem +12

    9:04 i want to know what sorcery Brennan is casting and how to recreate it

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 Před 2 lety +12

    They do comedy campaigns so well, I mean I guess it's kind of expected given it's the College Humor peoples, but still just bravo.

  • @allibababoo
    @allibababoo Před rokem +2

    Honestly the most relatable character in the whole campaign

  • @NeilSonOfNorbert
    @NeilSonOfNorbert Před rokem +8

    I cast Jason Mantzoukas as Avanash.

  • @ShagGnarok
    @ShagGnarok Před 2 lety +15

    Sounds like a Kandra gone mad

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast Před 2 lety +7

    *julien solomita voice* Noodle the pug be like

  • @cheesy2440
    @cheesy2440 Před rokem +2

    Mfer just wanted to keep his bones, man

  • @warriorweenie6008
    @warriorweenie6008 Před rokem +8

    Bruh they found Jeff Goldblum in a cave

  • @Prudenthermit
    @Prudenthermit Před rokem +5

    He has a point, wanting your bones is pretty reasonable

  • @haphazardlark1502
    @haphazardlark1502 Před 10 měsíci +1

    What IS crazy about wanting your bones though, truly

  • @trevorsalamander8711
    @trevorsalamander8711 Před rokem +1

    4:01 Gets to me every time

  • @AxioMunk
    @AxioMunk Před rokem

    He's so serious about the bones

  • @underlord2132
    @underlord2132 Před rokem +2

    I would be very concerned about what his definition of "his bones" is.

  • @Peepin_Clark
    @Peepin_Clark Před rokem

    Avanash is my favorite character from this campaign 😂😂

  • @GardensAndGames
    @GardensAndGames Před rokem

    Still favorite NPC.

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G Před 2 lety +7

    6:46

  • @KaelWrit
    @KaelWrit Před 8 měsíci +1

    ok but what happened to his bones

  • @terellcase9231
    @terellcase9231 Před rokem +1

    This I literally the boneless pizza joke but with a brennan twist