Aabria Turning Matt’s Lore Into a Cheesy Tourist Trap

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  • čas přidán 25. 05. 2022
  • Aabria enjoyed screwing with Matt way too much and I love it.
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  • @BriannaZumbro
    @BriannaZumbro  Před 11 měsíci +93

    I also make dice! etsy.com/shop/StarlightDice

    • @neojb1989
      @neojb1989 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I personally don't play DnD, but love DnD content. You make great highlights so I bought the first pair of dice! Hope you sell many more :D

    • @BriannaZumbro
      @BriannaZumbro  Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@neojb1989 Omg so sorry I'm just now seeing this! Thank you so so much!!!

    • @neojb1989
      @neojb1989 Před 7 měsíci

      @@BriannaZumbro No worries at all! Hope they keep selling, I couldn't be happier with my set!

    • @BriannaZumbro
      @BriannaZumbro  Před 7 měsíci

      @@neojb1989 I’m so glad to hear that!

  • @feitocomfruta
    @feitocomfruta Před 2 lety +2766

    “You turned my sigil into a butthole, I turned your entire universe into a tourist trap.”

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii Před 2 lety +9533

    Matt: *shakes head embarrassingly with each reveal*
    Also Matt: *adds everything to his latest campaign*

    • @franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802
      @franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802 Před 2 lety +813

      When you as a world builder have this gift presented to you, you have to use it

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii Před 2 lety +315

      @@franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802 The only one he vetoed, IIRC, was making North Carolina or some other state part of Exandria.

    • @franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802
      @franciscoborjaescobarsuare5802 Před 2 lety +52

      @@romxxii It was a state because of an accent but I can't remember which one

    • @nicolasrodriguesdossantos1881
      @nicolasrodriguesdossantos1881 Před 2 lety +148

      @@romxxii And making Santa Claus being a canonical character in his world

    • @aspecttnd
      @aspecttnd Před 2 lety +31

      This shit literally writes itself 😂😂😂

  • @jessy5241
    @jessy5241 Před rokem +3601

    I loved Aabria’s comment about this where she says, “time heals and sometimes it just heals stupid.”

    • @devinspencer1678
      @devinspencer1678 Před rokem +143

      It's so accurate though. That's how we got a movie about the Titanic, Pearl Harbor, and I think we almost got one about 9-11

    • @Hectyc
      @Hectyc Před rokem

      ​@@devinspencer1678We got multiple movies on 9/11. You just gotta figure out which perspective you want to watch. If I remember correctly, there's also a movie about the citizens who rehijacked the plane that was supposed to crash into the Pentagon.

    • @CrimsonJoker13
      @CrimsonJoker13 Před rokem +48

      @@devinspencer1678 It's only a matter of time before there's an action movie about it, we've had plenty of Oscar bait.

    • @RowanTheBoat69
      @RowanTheBoat69 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@devinspencer1678there’s been a couple i think

    • @jonathanj2666
      @jonathanj2666 Před 10 měsíci +4

      That's from the game masters roundtable right?

  • @eraddication
    @eraddication Před 2 lety +5073

    i love that the Taste of Tal'dorei is a big enough chain restaurant to have one in Marquet now XD

    • @digifreak90
      @digifreak90 Před 2 lety +111

      Even in a place as sort of ghetto-ish as Bassuras.

    • @feitocomfruta
      @feitocomfruta Před 2 lety +65

      I mean Kymal is pretty trashy/tacky, so Bassuras is probably a twinned city for them.

    • @matthewrobinett1012
      @matthewrobinett1012 Před 2 lety +28

      And Ashton absolutely hates that place

    • @crypto66
      @crypto66 Před 2 lety +33

      @@feitocomfruta Marquet is supposed to be Asia-inspired... and "Bassuras" is very close to the Tagalog/Spanish word for "trash." I've been wondering if Matt intended that.

    • @DannyMakesVideosIGuess
      @DannyMakesVideosIGuess Před 2 lety +15

      @@crypto66 If you think to yourself whether Matt intended something, likelihood is he intended it.

  • @gavinwindsor4666
    @gavinwindsor4666 Před 2 lety +4441

    I love how over two seasons of EXU Aabria went from "I was terrified playing Gilmore for you" to Chromadon cave and taste of Tal'dorei

    • @stevesmith5883
      @stevesmith5883 Před rokem +230

      She realised the true power she had as a DM haha, I love that Matt even adopted a Taste of Tal'Dorai into campaign 3 now!

    • @theodorehsu5023
      @theodorehsu5023 Před rokem +91

      @@stevesmith5883 Matt didn't know how well the DM power could corrupt Aabria, nor with what creativity she could get from it. Now HE thinks she gave him material for his own campaigns--because fair is fair, after all.

  • @OniNoFro
    @OniNoFro Před 2 lety +4412

    I love that Sam isn't even there and he is STILL tormenting Matt
    May Scanlan's legend never die!

    • @VortexTalon
      @VortexTalon Před 2 lety +38

      This comment is underrated

    • @stevesmith5883
      @stevesmith5883 Před rokem +143

      A 20th level bard never truly dies as they are always immortalised in verse!

    • @KeithOlson
      @KeithOlson Před rokem +78

      @@stevesmith5883 ...and descendants. *SOOOOO* many descendants!!!

    • @stevesmith5883
      @stevesmith5883 Před rokem +20

      @@kirbytheotaku737 OP just means that Sam wasn't there for the ExU bits (not including Calamity) not that he's gone for good or not playing DnD! Critical Role isn't going anywhere, but I'd expect more player changes and guest DMs in the future cause It's hell of a workload for Matt that's been going on for years at this point.

    • @Velisatra
      @Velisatra Před rokem +30

      Now if she would've pulled out some huge ridiculous mug and taken a drink from it while Matt was about to break I would've lost my mind laughing.

  • @Sangtrone
    @Sangtrone Před 2 lety +3577

    To be fair, Matt often brings up creating a Critical Role theme park, this should be right up his alley.

    • @acetraineraster5171
      @acetraineraster5171 Před 2 lety +90

      #MakeCriticalRoleLandAThing

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 Před 2 lety +93

      I think this warned him what themepark people would do to his awesome vision.

    • @biancabrooks280
      @biancabrooks280 Před 2 lety +20

      Critical Epcot

    • @BlazeDupree1525
      @BlazeDupree1525 Před 2 lety +18

      @@biancabrooks280 six flags: Critical role discovery

    • @CrashCanuck537
      @CrashCanuck537 Před 2 lety +20

      If anything him shaking his head is because he didn't think of it first.

  • @alittleantidote5852
    @alittleantidote5852 Před 2 lety +1916

    "Life needs wine to live"
    Aabria definitely knew that'd be the cherry on top of it all 😆

    • @ShawnLevasseur
      @ShawnLevasseur Před 2 lety +65

      The shot at Talesin leaven’s the blows to Matt

    • @krisbrown6692
      @krisbrown6692 Před 2 lety +3

      I have the memory of a goldfish, what is this reference?

    • @centurionquincy3899
      @centurionquincy3899 Před 2 lety +3

      I’m not the best at remembering that stuff…. What was that a reference too?

    • @doomdome12
      @doomdome12 Před 2 lety +70

      @@centurionquincy3899 I forget when but at some point Percy said "Life needs things to live."

    • @Ominous_Odyssey
      @Ominous_Odyssey Před 2 lety +8

      I believe Jester also said this

  • @Muricata
    @Muricata Před 2 lety +2263

    5 minutes of Matt being bullied in the most lovingly and affectionated way possible. Like, she knows so much of the lore and decided to make a pun out of everything I love her so much and her dming

  • @patrickcollins7746
    @patrickcollins7746 Před 2 lety +580

    I'm at the pizza hutch!
    I'm at the breakfast bar!
    I'm at the combination pizza hutch and breakfast bar!

    • @BoojumFed
      @BoojumFed Před 2 lety +9

      I'm at soup!

    • @Jeffphuck
      @Jeffphuck Před 2 lety +8

      I did not expect to see this here and it made my day better for being so

    • @centurionquincy3899
      @centurionquincy3899 Před 2 lety +20

      @@BoojumFed
      WHY ARE YOU BUYING ARMOR AT THE PIZZA HUTCH?!?

    • @pinkfoosballtable7875
      @pinkfoosballtable7875 Před 2 lety +1

      this comment wins

    • @MostLikelyMortal
      @MostLikelyMortal Před rokem +4

      He’s at the pizza hutch!
      He’s at the breakfast bar!
      He’s at the combination pizza hutch and breakfast bar! (okay)

  • @pantherenoire7937
    @pantherenoire7937 Před 2 lety +787

    "Life needs Wine to live"
    Somehow, somwhere, Taliesin starts sweatting bullets.

    • @peterireland4344
      @peterireland4344 Před 2 lety +45

      Oh no...... it's again

    • @VanNessy97
      @VanNessy97 Před rokem +27

      I hope those bullets don't come with a side order of black smoke...

    • @pantherenoire7937
      @pantherenoire7937 Před rokem +7

      @@VanNessy97 finally, the other half to my joke. thank you

    • @madelinegordon6634
      @madelinegordon6634 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@VanNessy97 pretty sure Percy quit smoking but maybe after this, he will decide to pick up that habit once again lol

  • @thisisridiculous337
    @thisisridiculous337 Před 2 lety +3179

    But Matt loved it so much it showed up in the main campaign (also meaning it's probably a chain restaurant 😂)

    • @QuanNguyen-cl9gm
      @QuanNguyen-cl9gm Před 2 lety +52

      Lol. Maybe a chain restaurant but this one is the last one of the chain :P

    • @arvianworkshop7118
      @arvianworkshop7118 Před 2 lety +34

      It's a franchise X'D

    • @TheEmerald97
      @TheEmerald97 Před 2 lety +21

      Wonder if there's a Taldori version of Rainforest cafe

    • @davidschuster9532
      @davidschuster9532 Před 2 lety +10

      i hope they end the campaign by opening their own franchise location

    • @krampusklaws2238
      @krampusklaws2238 Před 2 lety +40

      @@davidschuster9532 The Taco Bells Hells?

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 2 lety +1657

    Matt: "My lore....what have you done to my beautiful lore?"
    Aabriya: (happily drinks from a cup of Matt's tears) 😘

    • @BoojumFed
      @BoojumFed Před 2 lety +135

      Any lore more than ten in-game years will be commercialized, commodified, and marketed to people who should know better.
      Aabriya is making her fantasy worlds _way _*_too real_* ! XD XD

  • @BubbleBelly
    @BubbleBelly Před 2 lety +2634

    The Chromadon cave is a fucking amazing play on words by Aabria.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii Před 2 lety +162

      Her best pun is during Misfits and Magic, The Confirmation Dais (say it in a fake British accent)

    • @savingpyro
      @savingpyro Před 2 lety +127

      "Our Chroma-crisis of options!"

    • @alekseihaidukevich3697
      @alekseihaidukevich3697 Před 2 lety +11

      I... don't get it. Is it an American thing?

    • @BubbleBelly
      @BubbleBelly Před 2 lety +93

      @@alekseihaidukevich3697 Nope! It's a reference to a group from Campaign 1 called the Chroma Conclave, which was an order of different colored Dragons.

    • @alekseihaidukevich3697
      @alekseihaidukevich3697 Před 2 lety +6

      @@BubbleBelly thanks, but where does the -don part come from?

  • @Vegas242
    @Vegas242 Před 2 lety +399

    God I can just picture Vex overhearing that the Whitestone wine company needed some slogan ideas and (without saying anything to Percy) *immediately* walking over and suggesting 'Life Needs Wine to Live'

  • @gabriel__opazo
    @gabriel__opazo Před 2 lety +329

    Matt is simultaneously suffering like no man ever did and enjoying this so much

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Před rokem +14

      The enjoyment enhances the torture like a bit of sugar brings out the tartness of a refreshing lemonade. 👌

  • @cyranojohnson8771
    @cyranojohnson8771 Před 2 lety +825

    "Can I walk you through our ChromaCrisis of options?" Both the line and the delivery are deathless. Fabulously played by Aabria.

  • @loosecaboose21
    @loosecaboose21 Před 2 lety +935

    The Chromadon Cave is the equivalent of having a spa dedicated to dictators and terrorists lmao

    • @christiandavegutierrez475
      @christiandavegutierrez475 Před 2 lety +70

      I am 100% sure that such a thing actually exists irl, some sort of establishment thats dictator/terrorist themed. Like there are people who romanticize serial killers, of course someone somewhere has thought of that 😂

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony Před 2 lety +33

      @@christiandavegutierrez475 i mean if theyre making a visual novel game about genderbent dictators(its satire and they have to state as such on their website) then yeah im sure that likely happened at least once xD

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature Před 2 lety +78

      America's got school's named after Confederates, so that's about the same.

    • @Tensen01
      @Tensen01 Před 2 lety

      @@christiandavegutierrez475 I am almost certain there was a Nazi-Themed spa or restaurant in japan at one point that was kind of forced to shut down.

    • @aripocki
      @aripocki Před 2 lety +44

      It's probably more like having a spa named after volcanoes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. The Chroma Conclave were intelligent, but they were intelligent forces of nature.

  • @elrapido5150
    @elrapido5150 Před 2 lety +701

    No lie though, as a DM myself, I long for the day that one of my own players decides to take on a game in one of my settings and makes a funny gag location out of my lore just like this.

    • @guillermorelobalopez7553
      @guillermorelobalopez7553 Před 2 lety +30

      I've been blessed with a player who is thoroughly invested in the world I built for them and routinely runs oneshots in it. You know how the real world is not really cohesive and doesn't always make sense? I have found that another voice in the worldbuilding , given leeway, will make it so much better and feel so much more real.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Před rokem +3

      Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 Před rokem

      I've been gifted with the pleasure of my Changling Fathomless Warlock, Jin, being used in campaigns that aren't mine as a primary baddie. In their source campaign they got routinely driven out of their port town just for existing and dunked on constantly to the point where their patron (Zlotharkis, the half-fiendish kraken) wasn't finding it too hard to convince them to do evil. During a random encounter our party ran into Jin got knocked out within the first initiative of a round by AOE damage and ended up failing two wisdom saves to NOT accept a worser deal with Zlotharkis, so they became a Kraken Priest for a full minute and TPK'd the party and got driven mad. I loaned em to a friend to use as a general baddie in that campaign and Jin's now TPK'd 4 separate parties. Nowhere near the initial direction I started with for this character but stuff happens and now I find polite amusement in seeing just how many people die to this charismatic trickster

  • @Grey_Shard
    @Grey_Shard Před 2 lety +229

    Having Scanlan's writings be taken as a blueprint for a tacky Vegas outlet? Yeah, I could see it as going even further out there than even Taryon Darrington's book.

    • @Redfoxjack
      @Redfoxjack Před 9 měsíci +9

      honestly all i can think of is scanlan hitting the fat elvis stage of his career just doing a residency in this tacky vegas outlet for ages XD

  • @rantdmc
    @rantdmc Před 2 lety +211

    what this whole scene shows is that Aabria REALLY knows her VM and C1. and that's a tribute to Matt

    • @VegetaLF7
      @VegetaLF7 Před rokem +41

      This is really shown off well in the first season of EXU when they visit Gilmore's and not only does Aabria remember Sherri, the half-elven NPC that works at Gilmore's, she remembers that she had blushed about Scanlan's flirtations with her early on in C1 and carried that over 30 years later when she learned that Dorian was a bard as well, reminding her of Scanlan.

  • @blu3r3n
    @blu3r3n Před 2 lety +317

    Aabria already planning out Critical Role Land lmao

  • @kingskelett6265
    @kingskelett6265 Před 2 lety +395

    2:27 Matt making a note.
    *Matt will remember this.*

  • @misscranky
    @misscranky Před 2 lety +804

    Can we get a "live laugh love"-type sign made up that says "life needs wine to live" and gift it to Tal

    • @lukelehmann4783
      @lukelehmann4783 Před 2 lety +33

      On it
      I now have a maker project this summer

    • @christophercudney5896
      @christophercudney5896 Před 2 lety +2

      You can commission it

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie Před 2 lety +7

      I keep picturing an over-embroidered throw pillow with that overly swoopy font you see at like JoAnn's and Michael's on stuff like that. the Zafara-adjacent font.

    • @piperbird7193
      @piperbird7193 Před rokem +6

      Once upon a long time ago they were selling a pencil set with pencils for each cast member, and Percy's was "Life needs things to live'.

  • @Chernobog34
    @Chernobog34 Před rokem +83

    "I use it because I have really bad cystic acne." Is such an underrated line. That whole character had me dying.

  • @equusheart3344
    @equusheart3344 Před 2 lety +241

    I'm still surprised the Umbrasyl package didn't come with an enema.

  • @feitocomfruta
    @feitocomfruta Před rokem +128

    I love how Aabria described making this as “proof of the saying that nature heals itself, but sometimes it heals kinda stupid.”

  • @KrimsonL
    @KrimsonL Před 2 lety +1080

    Inside, Matt seems delighted, yet also horrified. But as a good friend that has seen his other friend put a lot of work into something, all he can say outside is "I dig it".

    • @TenFires
      @TenFires Před 2 lety +11

      you saw that too huh?

    • @primecreator5257
      @primecreator5257 Před 2 lety +18

      Nah it’s you weirdos

    • @vampjoseph
      @vampjoseph Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah it was a bit of a walk for him with the Pizza Hutch to get to "I dig it."

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA Před rokem +4

      He is calculating how to add it to Campaign 3 to mess with his friends.

  • @weirdasfluff
    @weirdasfluff Před 2 lety +411

    Lets face it, Tal'dorei cant be serious ALL the time. Sometimes it needs the cheese. But I wonder how much bigger Sam's head got knowing there was a one man show about Scanlan...

    • @letchaosreign2368
      @letchaosreign2368 Před 2 lety +22

      Like he would watch the show or anyone would be willing to tell him

    • @TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN
      @TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN Před 2 lety +39

      I'm pretty sure Sam established Scanlan writing this play or at least the story it's based on during the final episode of Campaign 1.

    • @brandondennis7527
      @brandondennis7527 Před 2 lety +8

      @@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN Yep. It's also hinted at in the ending of season 1 of TLO:VM.

    • @ShazzleDazzle87
      @ShazzleDazzle87 Před 2 lety +20

      @@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN Yeah and wasn't there a poster up on the wall for it during C3 in the theatre?

    • @theodorehsu5023
      @theodorehsu5023 Před rokem +3

      And this bit was all the Vegas-level Cheese in a Fondue of Funny. Matt was chuckling, and making subtle notes mentally for future twists.

  • @underthependulum3484
    @underthependulum3484 Před 2 lety +682

    Still don't understand why people think Matt is actually upset over this, he willingly brought it back as a reference in campaign 3 even.

    • @LetTheBodyFall
      @LetTheBodyFall Před 2 lety +153

      they're projecting their own reactions to him

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 Před 2 lety +2

      @@LetTheBodyFall
      I dunnoe. Putting his head in his hands at least signifies chagrin.

    • @fisher8024
      @fisher8024 Před 2 lety +165

      @@kedabro1957 He’s an actor bro he’s hamming it up. You can tell he thinks this is all hilarious. This is a specially crafted psychic damage-inducing attack between two really good friends. If he seriously had a problem with it why would he decide to include it at all in campaign 3, which is set on an entirely different continent?

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 Před 2 lety +1

      @@fisher8024
      People can quickly realize their first impulse makes them look bad and change how they feel to something more publically acceptable. I've even other children do this when I was growing up. Work-place-harassed women learn to do this to avoid consequences to their career. I've done it too, to avoid attracting more bullying from my co-workers.

    • @amitozsidhu6693
      @amitozsidhu6693 Před 2 lety +145

      @@kedabro1957 how does a conversation on fictional dnd name puns lead you to workplace harassment and career consequences. go see a therapist or something

  • @Dreadnaught1985
    @Dreadnaught1985 Před 2 lety +180

    Aabria is a demon, sent to torture poor Mathew.
    This was fantastic, I love how Matt has opened his world to Aabria and now Brennan to put their own little flare on it.

    • @josh___something
      @josh___something Před 2 lety +10

      Can it really be called torture if all the ideas were Beautifully executed? All of these themed stuff is heading straight to critrole land.

    • @blessfullstop
      @blessfullstop Před rokem +7

      Aabria is to Alex. What Emily is to Brennan. Chaos incarnate with a lovely emotional twist and some wild battle choices that always end up working out somehow.

  • @jiffah
    @jiffah Před 2 lety +465

    Honestly, the addition of Aabria and now Brennan is such an amazing thing. Matt is a very sensitive and emotional guy so he takes care of the emotional stuff like a champ, but Aabria and Brennan are silly geese (super smart silly geese) so they fit in perfectly but add things in ways Matt would perhaps not. All in all, Exandria is shaping up to be a huge IP in a few years where novels and perhaps movies will be made with. ( There's alreay a animated series and comic books...)

    • @Axodox_
      @Axodox_ Před rokem +52

      A month later, and Brennan’s EXU: Calamity was anything but silly by the end. He does a great job of pulling something horrific and serious out of a silly original concept. Great work from Brennan this time around.

    • @jadaw644
      @jadaw644 Před rokem +8

      Novels I could definitely see. I'm surprised they don't already exist yet. I'd love even just a novella about Vex and Percy's kids, either as grown ups having their own adventures or just their lives growing up.

    • @simmyish6431
      @simmyish6431 Před rokem +6

      mentioning novels, isn't Kith and Kin a novel about Vex and Vax?

    • @edward9773
      @edward9773 Před rokem +3

      @@simmyish6431 it is. It's like their origin story. Recommend the audio book as it's narrated by Robbie with Liam and Laura doing their dialogue. It's great for VM nostalgia

    • @EyeGeeAre
      @EyeGeeAre Před rokem +3

      Very much this! He wouldn't give the reigns to persons' if he didn't feel comfortable enough with them to do so. I love Aabria and very much love Brennan. Thematically, they're filling voids that Matt has and/or can not. For that, I appreciate them as expansions to Matt's universe!

  • @benjiammin
    @benjiammin Před rokem +35

    I love how Matt kept seesawing between "I hate this" and "I love this"

  • @JadedKid47
    @JadedKid47 Před 2 lety +256

    Such a twist of the knife for the guy working the cold pool to be a dragonborn. Vorugal took over Draconia! :(
    That’s a villain origin story if I ever saw one.

    • @Direwolf181
      @Direwolf181 Před 2 lety +20

      did we learn if the guy was a Ravenite or Draconblood? if he was a Ravenite he probably didn't care much

  • @zackgeldhof1206
    @zackgeldhof1206 Před 2 lety +548

    I love this detail, though. Because it makes the world so much more real, because stuff like that legit happens anyway. Hahaha! Excellent world building! But also, I feel like it's a game that Aabria and Matt play to rip up each other's lore and cheese it up. Hah! Matt's such a good sport.

  • @AweHitero
    @AweHitero Před 2 lety +278

    "Life needs wine to live" - can relate..

    • @musiclikerperson
      @musiclikerperson Před 2 lety +1

      Make sure you don't lean on alcohol as a crutch. There's always better coping methods.
      (Sorry, I grew up amongst alcoholism and feel the need to say this when people say things like that)

    • @AweHitero
      @AweHitero Před 2 lety +3

      @@musiclikerperson thanks for taking care of me (seriously), though worry not, it was just a joke

    • @courtneywalsh9780
      @courtneywalsh9780 Před 2 lety

      I want this on a shirt.

  • @LydiaTereK
    @LydiaTereK Před 2 lety +65

    Matt: It hurts me to my core and im dying inside but it feels so good im gonna add this to the main campaign

  • @HailTheRegent
    @HailTheRegent Před 2 lety +111

    I had to watch this a few times to get the Conclave references, because Aabria's squeaky teen voice as Tovar had me rolling 🤣

  • @daemonic_amid7991
    @daemonic_amid7991 Před rokem +55

    Everyone's focusing in on Matt thinking how much this is killing him inside. But I like to think he's expanding on ideas for Critical Role Land

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic Před 2 lety +61

    No place called "The Toothy Maw"?
    I actually did that in a campaign I was writing that never got passed session 0 (one of the players never finished his character)
    One of the players is a huge fan of Matt Mercer and who actually got me into CR, so as a treat, I started his session 0 in a tavern called "The Toothy Maw", and the proprietor's name was "Merc Matther"

    • @avrilslittlesis
      @avrilslittlesis Před rokem +1

      I think the toothy maw would be the dining area🙂

  • @mjr8888
    @mjr8888 Před 2 lety +63

    "there is the buffet, it's called the taste of tal'dorei"
    I loved that it rhymed

    • @nikki607
      @nikki607 Před rokem +4

      ... it did and considering how those words are written it REALLY shouldn't

  • @portagenial
    @portagenial Před 2 lety +208

    This is hilarious and I have no doubt it was revenge for the ash hole

  • @theenigmaticmrwu
    @theenigmaticmrwu Před rokem +33

    It should have been a Medieval Times style dinner show, where you got to sit in your dragons section and cheer them on as animatronic dragons fight for your honor.

    • @binder38us
      @binder38us Před rokem +5

      Not animatronics. They have an old drunk wizard who creates the Dragons for the paying customers.

    • @secretsalute
      @secretsalute Před rokem +1

      Wait til you get to episode 25 of C3.

  • @tomkvideo
    @tomkvideo Před 2 lety +171

    I wonder when episodes were filmed...if Taste of Tal'Dorei is also in Marquet...did Matt make the decision after RP'ing on Kymal to make it a chain restaurant.
    Is Taste Of Tal'Dorei the Outback Steakhouse of Exandria?!

    • @kl-1447
      @kl-1447 Před 2 lety +8

      I think it would be after, so Aabria made it a thing here in Kymal and then Matt added it into Marquet as well.

    • @vampjoseph
      @vampjoseph Před 2 lety

      It better be or I riot!

    • @binder38us
      @binder38us Před rokem

      No: Black Angus. Look it up youngsters..

  • @quellajones9470
    @quellajones9470 Před rokem +22

    Like, she knows so much of the lore and decided to make a pun out of everything I love her so much and her dming.

  • @xarvous
    @xarvous Před 2 lety +39

    In-universe Critical Role Land

    • @scottmundis6341
      @scottmundis6341 Před 2 lety +10

      This was just Aabria’s pitch to Travis and Marisha for Matt

  • @Leytier
    @Leytier Před 2 lety +254

    It’s so hilarious to see how Aabria adds her own twists to the campaign settings Matt has created. Even though I have CR sourcebooks I’m worried that my own twists just won’t feel right.

    • @TheShreksecution
      @TheShreksecution Před 2 lety +14

      As someone who is currently running an exandria based campaign, I felt that at first. Making it your own is really fun though!

    • @superjanembaishappy5512
      @superjanembaishappy5512 Před 2 lety +1

      Why do you care so much ? It doesn't matter. Add you own touch. That's what makes your game unique !

    • @Stormcrownn
      @Stormcrownn Před rokem +4

      Their latest dm roundtable had Matt saying like 50 times to absolutely do what you want and fuck up his world and make it yours. It'd everything he wants is for you to treat his setting however you'd like.

  • @audoldends6799
    @audoldends6799 Před 2 lety +46

    I desperately need Taliesin’s reaction to life needs wine to live

  • @LinsteadDM
    @LinsteadDM Před 2 lety +121

    OMG the faces of Matt were priceless.

  • @kl-1447
    @kl-1447 Před 2 lety +24

    I'm so excited to see what the Taste of Tal'Dorei looks like in Marquet because I've been imagining it as one of those chain restaurants that are just slightly different by region but also shockingly identical and I am very excited for the regular CR cast to get to react to it

  • @davidcurry5240
    @davidcurry5240 Před 2 lety +42

    “He makes the hot pool hot, and the cold pool cold. That’s his whole job.”

  • @darktheslayer420
    @darktheslayer420 Před 2 lety +120

    Matt's face clearly says "someone is touching my things!"

  • @FieryFlamingFajitas
    @FieryFlamingFajitas Před 2 lety +26

    Lol, Matt's reactions and facial expressions when Tovar starts describing the Chromadon Cave 😂🤣

  • @AKNeal81
    @AKNeal81 Před 2 lety +34

    Matt, facing the inevitability of his retirement years.

  • @Arastelion
    @Arastelion Před 2 lety +67

    I see additions being made to the Critical Role amusement park as she's going along!

  • @rohitraghunathan
    @rohitraghunathan Před 2 lety +36

    "Life needs wine to live".

  • @v1v10rnitier
    @v1v10rnitier Před 2 měsíci +2

    He is trying SO HARD not to break. He feels the torment and wants to laugh and cry all at the same time.

  • @kl-1447
    @kl-1447 Před rokem +7

    So im slowly making my way (*making my way!*) through C1 and this is currently my only knowledge of the dragons of thr Chroma Conclave and thus I am very excited to see S2 of LOVM

  • @luvnotvideos
    @luvnotvideos Před rokem +12

    If the CR crew ever do a theme park as they discussed at one point, then THIS MUST HAPPEN!!! Aabria put her whole body and soul into those descriptions and they were PERFECT. 🥰😁

  • @Lady_Of_The_Lake11
    @Lady_Of_The_Lake11 Před 2 lety +16

    At 2:26 you can see matt write "stop inviting aabria to make fun of me"

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX Před 2 lety +30

    Mental image: taste of tal dorei is the casa bonita of exandria

  • @AaronVgoat
    @AaronVgoat Před 2 lety +75

    The partner heard that last statement and as tradition we watch each episode together here in China.
    She turned to me and said “haha, wife needs wine to live. I need that shirt” 🙃🙃😅

  • @RandomGeko
    @RandomGeko Před 2 lety +21

    So basically Matts' Critical Role Land dream

  • @DisasterAuntie
    @DisasterAuntie Před rokem +5

    Watching Matt die inside *with every sentence* is giving me such life. Especially when it happens because of Aabria's "Tovar" voice. This is everything I ever wanted.

  • @scottdean185
    @scottdean185 Před rokem +9

    I can think of no better revenge againts a dragon than using their likeness for a human cheesy tourist trap.

  • @ghillieassassin8419
    @ghillieassassin8419 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Matt is absolutely dying inside. With each reveal, a little bit passes away to just be immediately resurrected with laughter.

  • @GryffinMedina
    @GryffinMedina Před 2 lety +6

    Grog's Grotto, Spar and Grill

  • @scottmcintyre2809
    @scottmcintyre2809 Před 2 lety +12

    I wanna hit up Frostweald Frozen Yogurt and the Syngorn Salad Bar, I assume Aabria just skimmed over those one. lol

  • @tlaragihai5953
    @tlaragihai5953 Před 2 lety +4

    The whole concept of somebody in-universe being inspired by Taldorei`s culture and cuisine and making a whole restaurant out of it is amazing. And honestly, it sounds like a place that`s totally worth visiting.

  • @TheUnamazingRando
    @TheUnamazingRando Před 2 lety +8

    you can see Matt's soul leave his body more and more as the night progresses lol

  • @lvcsslacker
    @lvcsslacker Před rokem

    I listened to this while I drove... I'm so sad I didn't watch the stream... this is all so amazing!

  • @joshuasmith8856
    @joshuasmith8856 Před rokem +3

    No one out pizzas the Hutch.

  • @vicortega2159
    @vicortega2159 Před 2 lety +11

    "Life needs wine to live", i know what im doing tonight

  • @lockskelington314
    @lockskelington314 Před 2 lety +2

    I love this I need to go watch this right now!

  • @kopkaljdsao
    @kopkaljdsao Před 2 lety +5

    Tha pain in Mat's eyes remind me of the pain he brought, first session he introduced the same dragons by them destroying the setting.

    • @VulpisFoxfire
      @VulpisFoxfire Před 8 měsíci

      Reminds me more of the pain Sam brings him most sessions. :-)

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 Před 2 lety +69

    Are we all pretending that we don't want a place exactly like this to be real?

    • @hyperbolic3259
      @hyperbolic3259 Před 2 lety +4

      If CR land ever becomes a thing, it has to be

  • @katiegoodall5347
    @katiegoodall5347 Před 2 lety +3

    I have a DND character that was born in Kymal. She is now definatly working a part time job at The Taste of Taldorei

  • @biancabrooks280
    @biancabrooks280 Před 2 lety +8

    Is there a insulated tumbler or tote bag or shirt that says “Life needs wine to live” or have they slept on that golden opportunity?

  • @vecnasleg8786
    @vecnasleg8786 Před rokem +3

    The Chromadon cave is like making a gift shop about 9/11.

  • @numberboxgamer
    @numberboxgamer Před rokem +4

    "I use it because I have really bad cystic acne"
    Well me from a decade ago feels attacked lol

  • @grantix
    @grantix Před 2 lety +16

    Aabria was brought on specifically to pitch ideas for Critical Role World.

  • @OctopusOwl
    @OctopusOwl Před měsícem

    Coming back. To this after the most recent episode to catch up! 😂

  • @LH0KY
    @LH0KY Před rokem +2

    This took place after campaign 3 started and I’m pretty sure the location where the buffet is located is in Taliesans back ground information. I like the idea that they both might came to a similar idea of a garish buffet themed after something it has no business being themed after separately and he liked hers better so he changed his answers on the homework last minute.

  • @savingpyro
    @savingpyro Před 4 měsíci

    A year later and this is still hilarious!!

  • @voshadxgathic
    @voshadxgathic Před 2 lety +4

    But Tovar, tell me something.
    What do you know of chairs?

  • @Maha1313
    @Maha1313 Před 29 dny +1

    I love watching a DM write a love letter to another DM

  • @ArchReverend
    @ArchReverend Před rokem

    I saw this a while ago with out ever having seen C1 but now that im watching/listening to C1 (little past half way now) this makes so much more sense and is so much more amusing. Sad though that if you are a critter like me that started watching CR with EXU and C3, there's soooooo many call backs and missing histories that you will miss out on unless you go back and watch/listen to it all. and that's many hundreds of hours of listening/watching.

  • @roboticd
    @roboticd Před rokem +2

    I didn't scroll very far down...did anyone say "Nobody expects the Robbie Inquisition!"

  • @ChakraX2
    @ChakraX2 Před 2 lety +3

    Aabria like: "I ain't one of your players, time to fuck you up!"

  • @e.p.2557
    @e.p.2557 Před 2 lety +2

    "Life needs wine to live" ... somewhere in the distance you can here an eldritch being screaming

  • @acetraineraster5171
    @acetraineraster5171 Před 2 lety +3

    I somehow missed the "life needs wine to live" and I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

  • @agenda3854
    @agenda3854 Před 9 měsíci +2

    It’s great that you can tell which ones he cringes at and which ones he loves

  • @todhosheit2648
    @todhosheit2648 Před rokem

    I was delighted by all this.

  • @j.thehappywyvern6397
    @j.thehappywyvern6397 Před 2 lety +3

    You laugh now but it will all be added to critical role land when it comes out.

  • @rickallen8767
    @rickallen8767 Před 2 měsíci +2

    It is rare to see a creators reaction in real time to having their work turned into a parody. 🤣😭

  • @soshi4017
    @soshi4017 Před 2 lety +11

    Kraghammer pizzeria? I bet those Dwarves do it right. Need the Wildemount-Uthodurn pizzeria to compete with their dwarf/elf hipster ingredients

    • @flaminyawn
      @flaminyawn Před 2 lety +1

      The Kraghammer one is thin-crust, and the Uthodurn one is deep dish. It's heresy to like them both.

    • @binder38us
      @binder38us Před rokem +1

      Black Moss Cupcakes "each with a small helping of the Dust of Deliciousness" include for dessert

    • @binder38us
      @binder38us Před rokem

      @@flaminyawn Uthodurn pizza is just a casserole...

  • @stephencoppins9467
    @stephencoppins9467 Před rokem +2

    I imagine Matt has noted all these down to include in Critical Role Land (TM)! ...when it eventually gets built.

  • @kloppanator
    @kloppanator Před 9 měsíci +2

    There were a couple moments there I couldn't tell if it was laughter, pain, or anger that Matt was struggling to conceal behind a mask.

    • @VulpisFoxfire
      @VulpisFoxfire Před 8 měsíci

      Both of the first two, really...not 'anger' so much as embarrassment/chagrin at the results. :-)

  • @Drraagh
    @Drraagh Před 2 lety +2

    Part of me wonders if we could get a reverse version of the D&D cartoon from this.
    "Cool, its a Papers and Paychecks ride" as kids get teleported to our world.