Shocking New David Dobrik Allegations, Barstool vs Taylor Swift - Off The Rails #88

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    0:00 intro & Talking About Subathon
    4:35 Love's Food Habits
    24:00 "Are You Ok AB?"
    31:14 Subreddit Recap
    43:10 Teddy Fresh Drama
    50:45 Love's Weigh In
    1:00:30 Ordering Food
    1:12:35 Steven Crowder's Horrible Dating Advice
    1:19:44 Fresh & Fit Exposed
    1:22:19 Ibuprofen vs Tylenol Debate Continues...
    1:24:33 Oliver Tree's Fans Exposed
    1:28:10 Reasonable Ick?
    1:31:14 Jeff Wittek Leaks David Dobrik DMs
    1:38:06 Barstool Vs Taylor Swift (GG)
    2:34:00 JiDion Turned To God
    3:18:40 I'm a Rectangular Music Video!
    3:27:55 Food Finally Arrives
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  • @AliceDepaul
    @AliceDepaul Před 7 měsíci +2109

    Everybody guessing Love’s weight like he’s a pig at a carnival was everything

  • @kaitlyns9972
    @kaitlyns9972 Před 7 měsíci +4174

    Ethan weighing his employees via lift & guess is very Michael Scott

    • @Youokhun
      @Youokhun Před 7 měsíci +120

      @@FreshNews247splitting the live show revenue isn’t very Michael Scott

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@Youokhungot ‘em! Yess

    • @TheBloodypimp
      @TheBloodypimp Před 7 měsíci +27

      @@FreshNews247 i mean HE LITERALLY DID THAT in the show.

    • @ashleetrieu8320
      @ashleetrieu8320 Před 7 měsíci +20

      Remember to credit miss Olivia for the idea tho! Love her 🫶🏻

    • @creature8543
      @creature8543 Před 7 měsíci

      @@FreshNews247you mad about michael scott jokes? lame as fuck 😢 smoking crack once isn’t very michael scott of ethan

  • @cloudfantasma
    @cloudfantasma Před 7 měsíci +387

    Now that Love is actually in the studio, we can appreciate how funny he actually is.

    • @pikachulovable
      @pikachulovable Před 7 měsíci +8

      Sometimes I would be like where’s love ? And he was just quiet. I love him being in the studio so much.

    • @julzzietasmr9590
      @julzzietasmr9590 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Always have, hes the funniest

  • @meggiemooiloveyou
    @meggiemooiloveyou Před 7 měsíci +977

    Dan has really become one of my favourite parts of the show now. I feel like he’s really come into his own comedically

    • @KandraOfDreadlight
      @KandraOfDreadlight Před 7 měsíci +35

      His latest chair/desk/lighting set up is looking really good too!

    • @stevensilver2880
      @stevensilver2880 Před 7 měsíci +83

      Post scorpion chair Dan putting up numbers

    • @itsjess1046
      @itsjess1046 Před 7 měsíci +74

      The scorpion chair really held him back 😩

    • @killerqueem
      @killerqueem Před 7 měsíci +5

      the show is not the same when hes not there!!!

    • @KillerKabel
      @KillerKabel Před 7 měsíci +2

      Merchant 3873 more like Merchant of POETRY 🎉

  • @AngelaMarie426
    @AngelaMarie426 Před 7 měsíci +3504

    AB standing in the tanning bed covering his junk, with boxers on his head is the most AB shit I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣

    • @madddie.
      @madddie. Před 7 měsíci +32

      so funny

    • @SageAutumn1103
      @SageAutumn1103 Před 7 měsíci +64

      I literally screamed when I heard that lmfaooo

    • @ashs7869
      @ashs7869 Před 7 měsíci +28

      He was standing, hahaha so it makes it a little funnier 😅😅😅

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn Před 7 měsíci +12

      lmaoooo he's so funny

    • @seandersg
      @seandersg Před 7 měsíci +20

      Right I was like 1) that's such a funny way to handle that and 2) of course it was AB 😂. God I fkn love him

  • @laurenrabbitt8656
    @laurenrabbitt8656 Před 7 měsíci +1262

    Zach, you have to sound bite Dan saying “hott little twink” 😂

  • @leonardrockstein2700
    @leonardrockstein2700 Před 7 měsíci +512

    I'm dying at Ethan saying "cultural poltergeist" instead of "cultural zeitgeist"

    • @samuelfraley8737
      @samuelfraley8737 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Haven’t got there yet but this sounds fucking hilarious.

    • @johnlorenz2671
      @johnlorenz2671 Před 7 měsíci +16

      another quote for michael scott evidence book

    • @kyransawhill6650
      @kyransawhill6650 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Culturgeist.

    • @samysnes
      @samysnes Před 7 měsíci +1

      I came to the comments hoping I was not the only one. First time I've laughed out loud in a long while lol

  • @ElizabethMeadow
    @ElizabethMeadow Před 7 měsíci +146

    Did anyone else catch AB at 1:45:35 saying "okay cool" in response to Dan saying the cream will give ethan skin cancer, calling back to Natalie's message about Jeff.
    AB your joke didn't go unnoticed mate 😄😄

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya Před 7 měsíci +19

      AB is very funny. He is insecure and quiet so his jokes sometimes go unnoticed.

    • @xenahex
      @xenahex Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@mirofeyaexactly!! I’ve noticed this about him for a year or so now and want to shake some confidence into him through the screen, he deserves to shine like the lil baddie he is ✨

  • @minn_e
    @minn_e Před 7 měsíci +3805

    “This is one of the most painful parts of the body” is the new “I smoked crack once”

    • @lucematt335
      @lucematt335 Před 7 měsíci +119

      @@FreshNews247 maybe you just hit the crack pipe too huh?

    • @slug3982
      @slug3982 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@FreshNews247get a fucking job

    • @Squidcvmmm
      @Squidcvmmm Před 7 měsíci +88

      That and “this coffee is crazy!” He’s said it like every episode the past two weeks😂

    • @bricole6786
      @bricole6786 Před 7 měsíci +4

      This needs to be the top comment

    • @ThePersia450
      @ThePersia450 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Lmaoooo

  • @jessjessjess222
    @jessjessjess222 Před 7 měsíci +3115

    Ethan can Nair his ass educational style for the member drive

  • @johnlorenz2671
    @johnlorenz2671 Před 7 měsíci +752

    ethans behavior as a newly tatted individual might be the strongest evidence we have that he is in fact michael scoot

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 Před 7 měsíci +21

      He's Prison Mike now.

    • @johnlorenz2671
      @johnlorenz2671 Před 7 měsíci

      ahahaha this killed me why did i not think of that@@aaroneusjames2342

    • @josiebarnett7184
      @josiebarnett7184 Před 7 měsíci +5

      And weighing Love by lift and having everyone else guess.

    • @liftedincali3085
      @liftedincali3085 Před 7 měsíci +8

      Michael Scoot 😂

    • @johnlorenz2671
      @johnlorenz2671 Před 7 měsíci

      lmao it was a typo but i had to leave it 🤣🤣@@liftedincali3085

  • @DanRyanCarter
    @DanRyanCarter Před 7 měsíci +198

    I just wanna point out that @32:52 Zack played the Back to Future music because AB said the chiro woman's name is Lorraine and that's also Marty McFly's mom's name in the movie. That is god tier sound lad shit right there 👑🙌🏻

  • @karinaalene7268
    @karinaalene7268 Před 7 měsíci +1586

    Brb dropping out of college bc crowder said guys don’t care about that and impressing men was the only reason I went 🏃🏻‍♀️

    • @jordan11752
      @jordan11752 Před 7 měsíci

      That’s like so brave the left will be so triggered by your trad lifestyle

    • @michellemcknight8479
      @michellemcknight8479 Před 7 měsíci +35

      i think that really reflects their mindset and possibly why they do these podcasts, being that in reality theyre so desperate for a girlfriend and they think doing some lame podcast for clout is the only way they can get one

    • @HelloitsSigmar
      @HelloitsSigmar Před 7 měsíci +11

      That sounds really impressive to me. Must be because I’m a man 🧍‍♂️

    • @TheBloodypimp
      @TheBloodypimp Před 7 měsíci

      good. does that mean you are going to be free to be my dungeon sex kitten now?/s

    • @karinaalene7268
      @karinaalene7268 Před 7 měsíci +17

      @@HelloitsSigmar the dropping out? thank you 💅🏼

  • @nopls4158
    @nopls4158 Před 7 měsíci +1730

    Im so glad olivia suggested to pick up love and guess... that was so fun to watch

  • @kookiedoodle1
    @kookiedoodle1 Před 7 měsíci +204

    ethan discovering the feeling of getting a tattoo is somewhat parallel to guys taking shrooms finding empathy for the first time

    • @inelegantlady8633
      @inelegantlady8633 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Indeed. Or a bit of the vibe of them trying the 'TENS Unit' & thinking it was anywhere near peroid cramps, none the less labor. When that thang is used to Help Back & Muscle pain. His pain threshold is as tiny as his hands lol. Sorry! Had to do it 😆✌🏽❣.

  • @firmanang9132
    @firmanang9132 Před 7 měsíci +115

    Dan be eating bread like a goddamn medieval cartoon character

  • @michellev8475
    @michellev8475 Před 7 měsíci +434

    Everyone always ignores AB jokes, but I literally lol'd when Love mispronounced fiber, then AB immediately follows and purposefully mispronounces it too. "Feeber." 🤣😂

    • @beliveinpassion1985
      @beliveinpassion1985 Před 7 měsíci +19

      ‘HAGS’ had me laughing too

    • @yoshita4140
      @yoshita4140 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@sander10 well its still a mispronounciation in english

    • @paulinezugzwang1773
      @paulinezugzwang1773 Před 7 měsíci

      Let's not make fun of people's accent

    • @makiya_hughes
      @makiya_hughes Před 7 měsíci +31

      And the Dearborn joke about the terrorist Panera???? I had to pause I was laughing so hard

    • @caprisun6910
      @caprisun6910 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@yoshita4140 speak american while ur in Merica'!

  • @ccilieolinegade4502
    @ccilieolinegade4502 Před 7 měsíci +1321

    Please, can someone with editing skills make Dan into a medieval peasant with his little bread dance hahahaha

    • @makiya_hughes
      @makiya_hughes Před 7 měsíci +50

      !!! MODS !!! What are you going to do !!!

    • @ccilieolinegade4502
      @ccilieolinegade4502 Před 7 měsíci +30

      timestamp: 3:30:25

    • @ArtByJUSTSAM
      @ArtByJUSTSAM Před 7 měsíci +11

      @@ccilieolinegade4502 I was watching at 1.5x speed and Dan got down with that bread!

    • @chefrishbunny
      @chefrishbunny Před 7 měsíci +5

      Mods please do something

    • @tylermartin7273
      @tylermartin7273 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Medieval peasants - "Pass the loaf!!"

  • @leehawing
    @leehawing Před 7 měsíci +158

    Dan calling Ethan a twink literally fuckinf shook me to my core

  • @noxxas
    @noxxas Před 7 měsíci +210

    Would Ethan be mad if I used his credit card to buy some Teddy Fresh? I'm basically paying Hila with his money at that point

  • @whatintheworld7624
    @whatintheworld7624 Před 7 měsíci +412

    Love gaining weight as soon as he moves to the US is the most american ish ever lmao

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Před 7 měsíci +14

      He's truly one of us :') Welcome home, King

    • @A_ree_ta
      @A_ree_ta Před 7 měsíci +1

      The group weighing sesh was everything too 😂

  • @Maria4
    @Maria4 Před 7 měsíci +1049

    I am old enough to be Mom to a lot of you guys and I love this pod… I remember yelling at my daughter because she would just have you playing over and over and even fall asleep with it playing all night.
    I finally decided to give it a try because I miss her (she got a job in Cali and moved away) and I wanted to feel like she was still here. Maybe one of the few Gen X’rs here

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Před 7 měsíci +136

      omg my heart ❤ this is so sweet. I hope your daughter is having a great time and that you guys get time to catch up frequently enough.

    • @jessb3501
      @jessb3501 Před 7 měsíci +60

      This is so pure

    • @bumblebeebrass164
      @bumblebeebrass164 Před 7 měsíci +54

      Aw mom this is very sweet ❤❤❤❤ shoutout to u and ur daughter

    • @TaylorDoesWhatever
      @TaylorDoesWhatever Před 7 měsíci +48

      Welcome to the family ❤️

    • @veronicaescobedo6441
      @veronicaescobedo6441 Před 7 měsíci +39

      That is so sweet ❤️. I am in my mid 40s and at first was embarrassed that I was a fan, now I love people who get H3 humor and topics. Family ❤️❤️

  • @r.i.pmydog7723
    @r.i.pmydog7723 Před 7 měsíci +106

    I need a compilation of the crew ordering food for 5 hours

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Před 7 měsíci +4

      @h3bakery this is right up your alley homie

    • @Alyssa-vk3lb
      @Alyssa-vk3lb Před 7 měsíci +7

      Everyone hates but I love the food ordering segments

    • @SinForTheSaint
      @SinForTheSaint Před 7 měsíci +1

      Always makes me hungry

    • @dmer-zy3rb
      @dmer-zy3rb Před 7 měsíci +1

      if you compile it from all the years of the h3 podcast it must be more than 5 hours.

  • @leslie92772
    @leslie92772 Před 7 měsíci +69

    “There’s a certain point in your life where you gotta put the fork down or pay the price” he sounded so serious 😂😂

    • @notconspiracyminded
      @notconspiracyminded Před 7 měsíci +7

      That shit is not a joke, still funny though I agree

    • @julzzietasmr9590
      @julzzietasmr9590 Před 7 měsíci +3

      When youve been a severly overweight person before....it isnt a joke. It IS life or death eventually (paraphrasing his words on being bigger than big, he knew it was killing him)

    • @carmandirda
      @carmandirda Před 7 měsíci +2

      It's not even a weight thing. My dad's side of the family are very skinny naturally, and some have diabetes due to poor diet. People need to learn to eat well when they're young so they don't pay the price when they're older and it's harder to change.

    • @julzzietasmr9590
      @julzzietasmr9590 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@carmandirda diabetes is a bit more treatable and survivable than the fatal shit that can occur from having too much fat suffocating your organs (along with the usual diabetes)

  • @jamienicole3240
    @jamienicole3240 Před 7 měsíci +1124

    you know when h3 is your life when you know what soundbite Zach is going to play before he plays it..💁🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    • @Kimbo_slyce
      @Kimbo_slyce Před 7 měsíci +82

      Or when you say it at work and no one understands what tf you’re talking about and why you’re laughing at yourself 😂

    • @equitation.equestrian
      @equitation.equestrian Před 7 měsíci +20

      ​@@Kimbo_slycethis is me everyday at home because my husband is a hater and won't watch

    • @XTheJenovaProjectX
      @XTheJenovaProjectX Před 7 měsíci +2

      I do this too

    • @sailorrabbit8427
      @sailorrabbit8427 Před 7 měsíci +18

      I’m starting to hear the sound bites in the back of my mind during everyday life now

    • @h3corptempbutevadinganass
      @h3corptempbutevadinganass Před 7 měsíci +1

      Hahahahahah there's a few ways but guess.that is one.of the great tells, says you know ir gaining soundbite.skills you'll never use!😅❤

  • @dolandarkxgrandayy6953
    @dolandarkxgrandayy6953 Před 7 měsíci +281

    AB was in a standing Tanning Booth like a vampire in a standing coffin.

    • @Tofuu1311
      @Tofuu1311 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Except a vampire has his hands on his chest and not his balls😂

  • @briannamandrekas507
    @briannamandrekas507 Před 7 měsíci +62

    Dan: “what are we gonna do about Tuesdays?”
    Ethan: “It’s part of the thrill”

  • @leslie92772
    @leslie92772 Před 7 měsíci +67

    Ethan eating cereal out of the Tupperware truly shows he’s a man of the people. He said what I’ve been afraid to say all my life. IT IS BETTER.

  • @sadiessupermommy
    @sadiessupermommy Před 7 měsíci +462

    They should just retitle this episode to what we ordered from Panera bread 🥖😂

  • @maddynye
    @maddynye Před 7 měsíci +409

    it’s okay Love, we call it the “Freshman 15” here in America. you still got wiggle room, enjoy yourself. 🌮🍔

    • @cassandra811
      @cassandra811 Před 7 měsíci +45

      ​@@FreshNews247Damn bro ur heading towards 60 fucking years old and here u are... Spending every waking moment hate watching a show and leaving thousands of comments. What a fun and fulfilling life uve built for urself.

    • @laurenrabbitt8656
      @laurenrabbitt8656 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Amen brother! 😂

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Před 7 měsíci +4

      It's his first semester in America. Our lil foreign exchange student

  • @SantaSmiles
    @SantaSmiles Před 7 měsíci +235

    I'm from Europe and a huge foodie so I actually really enjoy the part where they order food cus it's interesting to see what you get and also I love when you guys review it and give your opinions. I am always looking out for new suggestions for the next time I go to America so yeah. And I love when people try out new foods that they've never had.

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Před 7 měsíci +8

      Love this take! 👏 a healthy and cultured king/queen

    • @SantaSmiles
      @SantaSmiles Před 7 měsíci +1

      Aww thank you so much king/queen! Love ya!@@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye

    • @gracegreen5958
      @gracegreen5958 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Living abroad in Spain and missing American food 🫠

    • @Polaris21842
      @Polaris21842 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It’s interesting to see them call soup fancy, because it’s like the cheapest and most common lunch where I am lol

    • @alice73333
      @alice73333 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Polaris21842well people rarely order soup as a takeout it's mostly fast food

  • @thomasyepes4965
    @thomasyepes4965 Před 7 měsíci +59

    Olivia comparing herself to Shaq is an underrated H3 moment

  • @AleksVideoHole
    @AleksVideoHole Před 7 měsíci +425

    it was very nice to see olivia’s soup gambit pay off

  • @stingstang7049
    @stingstang7049 Před 7 měsíci +621

    Ethan has had some wild food takes this week... first saying Jersey Mike's is secretive and sketchy (they make the sandwhiches right infront of you and cut the meat for each specific sanwhich) and now calling Panera "consistent" before he even tries it lmao

    • @saal0
      @saal0 Před 7 měsíci +14

      Getting wild with it this week

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Giving us more wild food takes than the bois on Trash Taste

    • @taurusandlibra2638
      @taurusandlibra2638 Před 7 měsíci +18

      If Ethan keeps this up Teddy Fresh will be banned from every thrift store across the globe 😔

    • @GlitterPixi3
      @GlitterPixi3 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Him gassing up Panera without having had it was the most criminal thing I've seen on the podcast

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 7 měsíci +3

      some real “great guy, never met em” energy

  • @Squirrley
    @Squirrley Před 7 měsíci +1032

    Petition to ban Ethan from using the button just because no one in the studio laughed. It’s clear and blatant button abuse!

    • @leslie92772
      @leslie92772 Před 7 měsíci +155

      MODS

    • @justanaveragejess86
      @justanaveragejess86 Před 7 měsíci +8

      AND petition God for glitching them in the end 😂

    • @ttttypes
      @ttttypes Před 7 měsíci +41

      Ethan using the button for self-conscious reasons makes every other button use funnier

    • @adriannahowell2359
      @adriannahowell2359 Před 7 měsíci +28

      I think in this case he just pressed it because the fact that no one laughed made him think it was something offensive

    • @KillerKabel
      @KillerKabel Před 7 měsíci +11

      ​@@adriannahowell2359 that awkward moment when you make what you thought was a slightly inappropriate joke and the room just goes silent. Yup. I think you've got a point. 😅

  • @jjthejetplane6
    @jjthejetplane6 Před 7 měsíci +528

    Am I the only one who actually likes watching them order food and then eat it???

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 7 měsíci +32

      Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t skip past the food orders, so thank you. YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME!!

    • @joebarra1010
      @joebarra1010 Před 7 měsíci +26

      It’s one of my favorite parts of the show

    • @gossgorl
      @gossgorl Před 7 měsíci +18

      There’s a special kind of lore in it that isn’t really worth anyone mentioning or explaining but it’s there

    • @lettertoanaesthetic
      @lettertoanaesthetic Před 7 měsíci +3

      they’re just like us

    • @A_ree_ta
      @A_ree_ta Před 7 měsíci +3

      ITS MY FAVOURITE THING AND NO ONE CAN TAKE IT FROM US

  • @sushiifoxx
    @sushiifoxx Před 7 měsíci +208

    transitioning out of THE BEST arm segment with "long live taylor swift, and may her enemies perish in hellfire" might be my favorite podcast moment.

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 Před 7 měsíci +1

      she's still WASP coded af tho

    • @strictlyrudeinhd
      @strictlyrudeinhd Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404 Which is part of the reason why she's so mainstream in the US.

    • @SusmitaSahaSS119
      @SusmitaSahaSS119 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@strictlyrudeinhd all her Eras tour shows sold out globally. she’s popular worldwide.

    • @strictlyrudeinhd
      @strictlyrudeinhd Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@SusmitaSahaSS119 true I'm not saying it's the only reason she's popular, she's got a perfect combination of traits to be Micheal Jackson popular like she is.

    • @jamiejacobs8353
      @jamiejacobs8353 Před 7 měsíci

      THE ARM SEGMENT I WAS SCREAMING

  • @kamirinc
    @kamirinc Před 7 měsíci +351

    Natalie saying “how’s everything LOOKING for him?” Now that’s fucked up lol THINGS ARE LOOKING PRETTY BLURRY FOR HIM NATALIE DAVID ALMOST MADE HIS EYE FALL OUT

    • @Jasmine--
      @Jasmine-- Před 7 měsíci +5

      Lmao

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Ngl that seems to be some arbitrary nonsense to get caught up in.
      I'm not defending either of them because gross... But come on. A lot of people talk like that. It just means, "hey. What are we looking at? Is he okay? Anything long term?
      The don't literally mean "how does he LOOK?"
      ....I just don't know why not actually criticize the actual behaviors instead of semantics.

  • @caizerrrrrrrrr
    @caizerrrrrrrrr Před 7 měsíci +64

    Ethan just casually looking at his tattoo and touching it is honestly such a vibe. I can relate 😂

  • @jillianekaymusic
    @jillianekaymusic Před 7 měsíci +43

    One of my fav things is when you can hear a laugh of someone who isn’t mic’d in the background. You guys are helping me get through it rn. And by it I mean life. Appreciate y’all. 💗

  • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
    @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x Před 7 měsíci +239

    Ethan guzzlling cereal and milk whilst watching Howie is me watching the podcast after work as I gobble down my dinner like a starving turkey. 😎

    • @jj99686
      @jj99686 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Like a starving turkey 😂☠️

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Ooooh starving turkey sounds good, thanks for the dinner idea. Nice and lean

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Před 7 měsíci

      @@mh2120 My neighbor has turkeys that roam the street, problem is you can’t tell if they’re starving because they puff their feathers out

  • @bobynoname8194
    @bobynoname8194 Před 7 měsíci +508

    MODZ we need a hr department Ethan asked TWO members of the cast to undress in this episode alone

    • @naffoff
      @naffoff Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@FreshNews247omg you hate the mods so much ahahahaha

    • @snewal
      @snewal Před 7 měsíci +30

      ​@@naffoffDude got 1k+ hate comments. I've never see a sadder existence than trolls lol.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Před 7 měsíci +2

      Ethan IS hr 😉👍

    • @veronicasuxxx1502
      @veronicasuxxx1502 Před 7 měsíci +5

      MOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

    • @Youokhun
      @Youokhun Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@FreshNews247do you at least enjoy the show? And just dislike certain parts?

  • @dragonhollZ
    @dragonhollZ Před 7 měsíci +142

    1:05:53 Ethan calling a McDonald’s breakfast burrito a tube filled with demons is crazy 😂

    • @__ren
      @__ren Před 7 měsíci +9

      kenneth copeland approves

    • @aimeegreen4050
      @aimeegreen4050 Před 7 měsíci +4

      And the burrito is GOATED. The slander is unacceptable… it hits so hard with the salsa packets they give you

    • @Ags19
      @Ags19 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Yeah I used to work at McDonald’s and those burritos get made in huge batches then frozen & microwaved to order. Just sayin 🤷‍♀️

    • @notconspiracyminded
      @notconspiracyminded Před 7 měsíci

      True af

    • @dragonhollZ
      @dragonhollZ Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@aimeegreen4050 I’m a McMuffin girlie but you are so valid, i cannot believe they didn’t know they were on the menu lmao

  • @Dhi_Bee
    @Dhi_Bee Před 7 měsíci +265

    Love has the palette of a 5 year old American picky eater & it’s so funny. Like I imagine him eating dino-shaped nuggets with BBQ sauce with boxed mac & cheese & Mountain Dew every other day😂

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 Před 7 měsíci +3

      i mean if he can do that and stay skinny then he gets too cuz thats basicaly how i eat and it's my treat for being thin so there

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 Před 7 měsíci +27

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404 it’s quite common for skinny people to eat nothing much other than these sorts of foods. A lot of people with severe eating disorders don’t eat much other than junk food too. It worries me when people glorify being skinny over being healthy. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care if adults choose to eat this way, but doing it because you’re skinny seems like a very unhealthy mentality you shouldn’t be promoting.

    • @monotheistic
      @monotheistic Před 7 měsíci +5

      I used to be like that. And then I became an adult and started taking care of myself. You’ll get there someday, hopefully

    • @vmofu7317
      @vmofu7317 Před 7 měsíci

      @@genericname8727every time his diet comes up I just worry about the health complications down the line 😭

    • @xmeygan
      @xmeygan Před 7 měsíci +9

      Is it funny though? It's kinda sad to me, he's not THAT young or skinny

  • @MJ-zo3kc
    @MJ-zo3kc Před 7 měsíci +600

    immediately stopped eating when Zach said his daily shit texture was SOFT SERVE 🍦

    • @indi2544
      @indi2544 Před 7 měsíci +61

      MEE TOO OMG sat down with my pizza ready for the pod and that was the first thing they talk abt smh i got pizza cursed

    • @zhou_sei
      @zhou_sei Před 7 měsíci +1

      ooooo, yeah... i want some mint soft serve.

    • @Heyitshaileyyy
      @Heyitshaileyyy Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@indi2544literally same 😭😭

    • @ciaraaaaa
      @ciaraaaaa Před 7 měsíci +10

      i was eating a cup of chili 😭💀

    • @seandersg
      @seandersg Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@zhou_seimore like Peanut Butter Toffee Crunch

  • @proveska
    @proveska Před 7 měsíci +35

    Dan: "Alright Kevin Pedo. Oh, Pedigo sorry." I died🤣

  • @thegirlwithamicrophone
    @thegirlwithamicrophone Před 7 měsíci +60

    “Why are you cupping your balls while pissing” dying laughing love you Cam

  • @shannonwright6324
    @shannonwright6324 Před 7 měsíci +93

    i hope the crew knows how much comfort, laughter, and community they bring on the daily to folks going thru it. PEACE & LOVE!!!! FAMILY! FAMILY! FAMILY!

  • @kita476
    @kita476 Před 7 měsíci +102

    Olivia’s joke about hearing they make movies about those people ( about Fresh and Fit never having a relationship) was so underrated lol

    • @liesbeneathoureyes
      @liesbeneathoureyes Před 7 měsíci +12

      I also loved her saying Barstool Sports guy had an “evil heart” with the hugest delighted grin on her face lmaooo

  • @thegameslave2
    @thegameslave2 Před 7 měsíci +514

    Hope your back feels better, Ian. Crazy that you're just rawdogging the pain like that.

    • @hecate000
      @hecate000 Před 7 měsíci +86

      @@FreshNews247wait keyword real or men

    • @ash-is-napping
      @ash-is-napping Před 7 měsíci

      Key word idiot

    • @eeeeerrrrr1851
      @eeeeerrrrr1851 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Ian, Please do stretches to relieve the pain throughout the day. Watch your posture working out or when you are sitting.
      If you can get a massage ball, press against the exact paint and massage against wall or floor.
      I usually will try pressure point sandals, first try with thick socks and walk around for 10 mins. Slowly work your way to thinner socks.
      Ethan, please buy Ian a standing desk. It also helps me to keep a foot massager under my desk, it helps maintain posture but warm up the feet too.

    • @jacksondbrophy9
      @jacksondbrophy9 Před 7 měsíci +54

      @@FreshNews247do real men have 1k+ hate comments on a single youtube channel 😭

    • @thugnarsty
      @thugnarsty Před 7 měsíci

      His dumbass needs some CBD THC 1 to 1 ratio gummies

  • @daniellerodgers6493
    @daniellerodgers6493 Před 7 měsíci +27

    11:30 Love “ well I’m not making super processed foods like hamburgers”
    Also love “ oh, I make pasta’s and hamburgers” 😊

    • @ssalviaa
      @ssalviaa Před 7 měsíci

      a hamburger you make yourself from scratch isn't as processed as a fast food hamburger

    • @daniellerodgers6493
      @daniellerodgers6493 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@ssalviaa that’s true, it was just funny

    • @julzzietasmr9590
      @julzzietasmr9590 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@ssalviaapasta however (which i doubt he makes from scratch) is like one of the most processed forms of wheat ever

  • @leslie92772
    @leslie92772 Před 7 měsíci +16

    “Soup?
    Idk it sounded sweet for a second”
    Olivia is so funny.

  • @morgankarcher9744
    @morgankarcher9744 Před 7 měsíci +42

    AB mocking Love, “high in feeber” killed me

  • @giannamaria8430
    @giannamaria8430 Před 7 měsíci +230

    I am an esthetician and hearing them talking about using sunscreen daily made me so happy

    • @superninjuhful
      @superninjuhful Před 7 měsíci +11

      Skin care addict here and literally same 🥹🫶🏽

    • @reannaeliav3925
      @reannaeliav3925 Před 7 měsíci +16

      Esthetician here too and I am appalled that they went into tanning beds

    • @giannamaria8430
      @giannamaria8430 Před 7 měsíci +22

      @@reannaeliav3925 RIGHT I got a chill down my spine when AB said he was in the tanning bed for 12 minutes like BRUH

    • @boanless
      @boanless Před 7 měsíci +14

      I’m a vacuum salesman and I love sunscreen ‼️

    • @giannamaria8430
      @giannamaria8430 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@boanless love to hear it!!

  • @baabaq9126
    @baabaq9126 Před 7 měsíci +25

    Ethan gently caressing his tattoo is everything to me.
    Brave king

  • @sparkie2525
    @sparkie2525 Před 7 měsíci +27

    Seeing those button screen pictures of shredder hit me right in the feels.
    He's been such a big part of this podcast for so long now, and and even bigger part of Ethan's family.
    You'll be missed little buddy

  • @ash-__-
    @ash-__- Před 7 měsíci +195

    Olivia needs to be careful she definitely almost overdosed on her slay pills today omg

  • @grayvalin3299
    @grayvalin3299 Před 7 měsíci +120

    Dan: "She found a rectangle to fill her hole dude"
    💀

    • @amyp473
      @amyp473 Před 7 měsíci +3

      I gasped

    • @veronicaescobedo6441
      @veronicaescobedo6441 Před 7 měsíci +3

      I was laughing so hard and Ethan didn't even flinch, but Zach got it with the drum sound bite. SO GOOD! I ♥️ H3

  • @titaniumfeather5000
    @titaniumfeather5000 Před 7 měsíci +74

    I love it when they order food, I feel like if The H3 Podcast wasn't independently owned they wouldn't be able to do this or segments where Ethan "goes to a Mcdonalds" and eat for 10 mins in silence

    • @SinForTheSaint
      @SinForTheSaint Před 7 měsíci +1

      That shit was so stupid but it was so damn funny.

  • @alexzandrarubino9039
    @alexzandrarubino9039 Před 7 měsíci +47

    Ethan scheduling a little lunch date with Hila while on air is so cute

  • @goblinthesenuts
    @goblinthesenuts Před 7 měsíci +62

    Love is way taller than I imagined? I thought he was just a wee lad.

    • @gh0stcup
      @gh0stcup Před 7 měsíci +13

      He has 'just a lil guy' energy in the best way possible

    • @marshalllee746
      @marshalllee746 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I could swear he was much shorter the last time he was in America no?

    • @bas_ee
      @bas_ee Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@marshalllee746 yeah he got hit by puberty

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Před 7 měsíci +1

      _When you're 5 foot 3 and yer 300 pounds_

  • @minn_e
    @minn_e Před 7 měsíci +40

    As a daily shitter, the thought of three a week hurts my stomach that’s crazy

  • @isabellebravo8602
    @isabellebravo8602 Před 7 měsíci +100

    Olivia is the best thing that has ever happened to this podcast and I stand by it

  • @saraworthey9803
    @saraworthey9803 Před 7 měsíci +23

    The crew being in disbelief about the McDonald’s breakfast burrito is so funny as someone who’s watched their dad eat two sausage burritos every time we go on a road trip since the late nineties

    • @midlifemedia
      @midlifemedia Před 6 měsíci

      Ya I was dumbfounded, literally shouting at the laptop screen while watching that part. Who the hell hasn't heard of the McD's breakfast burritos!? They are actually awesome!

  • @SageAutumn1103
    @SageAutumn1103 Před 7 měsíci +15

    When Ethan started glitching, I thought my phone was on 1% somehow and dying lmao

  • @weeddemon97
    @weeddemon97 Před 7 měsíci +38

    Just the Jeff “okay” has me crying

  • @lindseylove3144
    @lindseylove3144 Před 7 měsíci +21

    Everyone just passing around love and picking him up killed me 😆

  • @anthonycompora7712
    @anthonycompora7712 Před 7 měsíci +30

    We NEED a crew office cam on tuesday to see their reactions to Ethans shenanigans

  • @j3junestars
    @j3junestars Před 7 měsíci +28

    the "i am the lord" bit had me literally busting out laughing

  • @nomad_89
    @nomad_89 Před 7 měsíci +201

    They should have a segment every week where love eats like a normal person for the whole day because he can't eat like a toddler forever.

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 Před 7 měsíci +1

      this is normal american eating habits. But really people can eat what they want, some have fast metabolisms. Maybe you can't

    • @gobsmack84
      @gobsmack84 Před 7 měsíci +15

      ​@@banquetoftheleviathan1404also. Americans are mostly overweight

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Před 7 měsíci +11

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404normal for who? Lol I’m American and not even close. The people around me don’t eat like that either. I used to up until I was in my late twenties admittedly, and it took a partner wanting to expand my palette to help me break those habits and now I’m able to eat healthier and lift some of the burden on the US healthcare system burdened by obesity, but yeah no his eating isn’t what I consider “normal,” at least for full grown adults.

    • @ceciliap5336
      @ceciliap5336 Před 7 měsíci +15

      Lolll he’s just excited to eat American fast food and all the snacks that are super hard to get in Europe, he will eventually get tired of it and start eating normal, at least that’s how it was for me 😆

    • @3242vibe
      @3242vibe Před 7 měsíci +12

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404that’s not normal to anyone but a toddler. might be normal for you but not the average person

  • @NavajoNez
    @NavajoNez Před 7 měsíci +38

    AB spending $800 on DoorDash in a month is CRAZY

  • @obidasauceman6140
    @obidasauceman6140 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Lil Tay being in the thumbnail and them not even remotely talking about it, Is hilarious lmfao

  • @fernfernisfernie
    @fernfernisfernie Před 7 měsíci +91

    Damn dude, I feel like this week we've been learning about the crew and their habits, health and accidents lol ya'll need to take care of yourselves better with peace and love ♥

  • @Liberosis1635
    @Liberosis1635 Před 7 měsíci +41

    the hot little twink comment was wild lmfao

  • @emptyb00b
    @emptyb00b Před 7 měsíci +26

    ethan shaking his arms had me laughing too hard!!! looking amazing king

  • @HannaKass
    @HannaKass Před 7 měsíci +9

    It never fails to tickle me that a food ordering segment exists and progressively get longer and more indepth

  • @jennthelen4721
    @jennthelen4721 Před 7 měsíci +19

    Dan absolutely killed me with his take on the Rectangular vid
    "She found a rectangle to fill her hole"
    👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
    WDan
    ... mere seconds later Ethan delivers a crushing blow to the vibe
    😂😂😂

  • @kamirinc
    @kamirinc Před 7 měsíci +68

    The fact that the Jeff segment was only 7 mins -_- they did not go as hard as they should’ve…maybe they were scared they’d end up talking about Trisha lol

    • @noora7435
      @noora7435 Před 7 měsíci +14

      I think so too! Didn’t even mention he was on her podcast.

    • @mollyr4402
      @mollyr4402 Před 7 měsíci +19

      I think it’s for the best for everyone to leave her out of it. She never brings him up these days so I’m glad Ethan didn’t mention her

    • @SommerL123
      @SommerL123 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Didn’t they have an episode with Jeff where they talked about it quite a bit?

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 Před 7 měsíci

      I loved the David Dobrik saga in Frenemies.

    • @lauralanthalasa7
      @lauralanthalasa7 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Tbh it's a boring topic 😂

  • @kiman6
    @kiman6 Před 7 měsíci +14

    H3 ordering lunch is my favorite part of the podcast

  • @Mellypepper
    @Mellypepper Před 7 měsíci +7

    The franchise owner of that Panera restaurant is gonna lose their shit when they find out how long it took staff to complete that order while 40 THOUSAND people were watching. Perfect free marketing opportunity totally wasted. 😂 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @sararivas8795
    @sararivas8795 Před 7 měsíci +24

    Love's little hand thing when ethan lifted him was so cute 😭

  • @Beejanew
    @Beejanew Před 7 měsíci +52

    I’m glad Ethan agrees that Travis Kelce is dreamy. Love it.

  • @JordanBaileyMerkel
    @JordanBaileyMerkel Před 7 měsíci +6

    This first 30 minutes I’m CRACKING UP omg. Between love getting picked up and AB covering his hair to avoid damaging it in the booth I’m dying

  • @Soyyo10
    @Soyyo10 Před 7 měsíci +8

    36:29 AB mimicking Love and nobody acknowledging it 😂😂😂

  • @veronicaescobedo6441
    @veronicaescobedo6441 Před 7 měsíci +28

    I liked the extra-long pause panic button. Enjoyed seeing all the Be Right Back. SO GOOD! Ethan 😂😂
    ❤❤ Great episode with so many different topics. Love H3

  • @caitlynlandry822
    @caitlynlandry822 Před 7 měsíci +27

    I’m so happy the Marc Rebillet H3 song is back. ❤

  • @mishhaps
    @mishhaps Před 7 měsíci +7

    "we must get soup" was so funny. I love the lunch ordering segments so much haha

  • @margauxcorfa6883
    @margauxcorfa6883 Před 7 měsíci +18

    The soup convo was very cosy, the crew giving me all the autumn vibes I need

  • @Naejakire3
    @Naejakire3 Před 7 měsíci +45

    Regarding zachs poopz being "tight little logs" lol, the more frequently you poop, the softer it is because the water hasn't been absorbed by the colon if it hasn't been in there long. The longer it's in your colon, the more water is taken from it so it dries out and gets hard, leading to constipation. Some laxatives put water back into the poop, so it can come out easier. 😂 The more you know.

  • @kristeamarie
    @kristeamarie Před 7 měsíci +34

    i canttttt with Ethan squeezing the bread in his fist before eating it 🤣
    3:30:15

  • @SusmitaSahaSS119
    @SusmitaSahaSS119 Před 7 měsíci +22

    No one gives better dating advice than abusive divorcees

  • @kierstynnpettit6568
    @kierstynnpettit6568 Před 7 měsíci +4

    My ex introduced me to your channel when you guys were making videos in that room in your small place like 7 years ago… the only good thing he brought into my life so I’m very thankful

  • @jogorg2210
    @jogorg2210 Před 7 měsíci +104

    I want to see the crew do a camping trip for the weekend and make a segment. That would be so much fun.

    • @stephaniecutting9223
      @stephaniecutting9223 Před 7 měsíci +5

      I can just imagine Ian leading the segment like he’s out at some event just interviewing everyone else in the crew 😂

    • @MrDougfunny7
      @MrDougfunny7 Před 7 měsíci +3

      I feel like them doing a televised escape room would be 🔥

  • @gabriellesmothers166
    @gabriellesmothers166 Před 7 měsíci +24

    Just here to back up Ethan on the cereal in tupperware thing!! I always use tupperware when I eat cereal. I think it’s just easier to hold while lounging

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 Před 7 měsíci +3

      It's big boy eating, plain and simple. Only time I ate like that was when in sports/lifting when it just made more sense than pouring half the bag over 7 pours.

  • @oliviaajanee
    @oliviaajanee Před 7 měsíci +4

    my mom goes “who is that you’re listening to? i’m so used to his voice now.”
    i watch h3 too much.

  • @Shadyb15
    @Shadyb15 Před 7 měsíci +32

    It’s actually so wholesome when Zach talks about praying every night and just being thankful and grateful.

  • @messjess181
    @messjess181 Před 7 měsíci +177

    AB AND LENA - please do not go in the tanning bed. It’s so dangerous! Quickest ticket to skin cancer 💯

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Před 7 měsíci

      I did my senior thesis on tanning beds and their correlation to skin cancer and there are too many variables to get into but the overall findings support that burning, not tanning without burning, contributes to all types of skin cancer - as much in the sun outdoors as indoors. Tanning without burning was not found to be linked to higher rates of skin cancer and vitamin D from UV ray intake is substantially higher than supplements and helps prevent much more serious internal cancers. This is an important myth that needs to be debunked. My paper had 22 peer reviewed sources and is about a decade old but the info is out there. The major distinction: Tanning, NOT BURNING, helps more than harms. And most people are more likely to burn in the sun outdoors like at the beach, daily without sunscreen, etc. Indoor tanning promotes a base-tan and should be approached carefully, with a slow introduction, tapering up in minutes over weeks. Avoiding burning at all costs. And not all minutes are created equal as some beds provide more UVB rays than others. It’s fascinating (to me) but even aside from personal interest, the huge effect on preventing internal cancers really deserves more discussion. But, Big Sunscreen is actually a thing - backed by Big Skincare whose pockets are veryyy long.

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 Před 7 měsíci +1

      They both already look so good. They don't need it.

    • @sw8547
      @sw8547 Před 7 měsíci +2

      It could be for a skin condition, I have to go 3 times a month for my psoriasis 😭 otherwise i am completely covered in it like 80% of my body 😭. I do get skin cancer checks 4 times a year though just in case

  • @5alchipapa
    @5alchipapa Před 7 měsíci +56

    This ep was so silly and goofy, I love it 😂

  • @dana8190
    @dana8190 Před 7 měsíci +15

    I feel so validated seeing Ethan use tupperware for cereal. WE ARE OUT HERE FAMILY

  • @liz.vie3
    @liz.vie3 Před 7 měsíci +12

    olivia suggesting soup is the cutest thing