“Ancient Aliens” Is the Most Offensive Show on Television - Devin Field
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- čas přidán 24. 12. 2019
- Devin Field commits to not smoking weed on his way out the door anymore and explains why the History Channel show “Ancient Aliens” is racist. (Contains strong language.) #StandUp #DevinField
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"White aliens from outer space"
Well, if they were "Nordic." If they were Greys, then it's "Grey aliens from outer space." If they were Nephilim, then it's "Black aliens from outer space," lol!
@@darlalathan6143 🤦♂️
@@darlalathan6143
I remember a 90s comedian telling a joke about some hillbillies waiting for a "Nordic" savior and his angels to float down to them. When they saw the savior was black, they turned their shotguns towards the sky. 😉
lmaooo
This dude looks like Evil Peter Parker
Ah yes! I've been trying to figure it out! He look like black suit Peter😂😂😂
Tobey maguire walking down the street doing finger guns
I argue he looks like evil Ben from Parks and Recreation
I got more of a thick Jim parsons vibe.
Agree
Single guy: “Wooo!”
Devin: “No. No. This is not your night, my friend.” 😂
"No,no,no brown people didn't make that" 🤣😂🤣😂
@john krats WRONG they make great boxers and basically fuel the economy massively without being on the books 😉
@john krats I think we found the ancient aliens fan
@john krats brown people ruled the world back in the ancient times. It's just that they were too kind and good people and the whites were able to use that against them to colonize them and ruin their civilization
Varun Singh yes, the Indian caste system and Aztec human sacrifices were hallmarks of truely peaceful, egalitarian brown societies
@@stopchangingmynameyoutube Torquemada was awesome
As an anthropologist that ancient aliens bit spoke to my soul.
@Rob M you must be a professor, only they use lingo like "Anth". 🙄
@@Seattlefan77 lmao
It infuriates me. An “educational” tv channel gave us this show. Maybe educational programing for trailer park people. Now it makes perfect sense for this country to pick Donald Trump to lead them....
@Rob M it is hard to tell if you are joking or...
Seriously I did Anthropology and Archeology and man this was part of my senior projects.
Bruh the Ancient Aliens bit is so true 😭😭😂😂😂
john krats bro go find something else to do lol
www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews&sf83252300=1 DNA test results from mummies.
Too true to even be funny
J K you missed the point of the comment
J K I think he meant what the comedian was saying and not the alien scientists
A A is an insult to human intellegence.
Well, in all fairness, most of TV is an insult to human intelligence.
Not if you look into it.
@@TheGingiGamer care to elaborate?
@@brianwalendy3735 Read about the ancient alien theory. It does make sort of sense. There are Renaissance paintings with spaceships in them. The History Channel didn't edit those in. You can go see the paintings in various art books that predate the show.There are ancient cave paintings (forgot where) that have depictions of what look like giant robots or mechs. The Mayans had very alien-like looking gods in their carvings. The thing is, we don't know what civilizations there were before the Ice Age. That's what's so interesting about the show. Until we have a time machine, we'll never know.
Chris Hahn I looked into it. Literally every claim they make is based on a false dilemma. They willfully ignore more mundane explanations than aliens that have more evidence to support what happened than “aliens did it.”
Do us both a favor. Go to the search bar, type in “Ancient Aliens Debunked”, and watch the whole video before you respond to this comment.
He’s right though about that show ancient aliens , legit never thought of it that way
I'm surprised he didn't get thousands of dislikes for saying it.
Honestly apparently it’s a whole thing. The whole “lost city of Atlantis” myth was originally made to make it so the “Atlantians” moved to North America and were wiped out by the Natives. Colonialism. Gotta love it
@@dudewhy2849 not it's not you dolt please read Plato
r did you just call me a dolt? 😂 gg bud
www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews&sf83252300=1 DNA test results from mummies.
As an Indian I thank you for saving my civilisation from being labelled as "Alien project A"
A? You guys were like C
@@hmpz36911 and you.. are like 'S'
YOUR civilization?! LMAOOOO
indian?
@@hmpz36911 atleast we have one
"greetings. We came from the planet Caucasia located in the Mayo System."
Im fuckn crying 😭
we come in "Peace"
lmao
Our planet orbits a rosé star while our moon really is made of cheese, gruyere in fact.
Lmao
Occam's Teacup: The simplest explanation is Aliens.
Because it rests in a saucer.
Oh hey it's you again. Small internet world
Is that some amalgam of occam's razor and russel's teapot?
Underrated joke right there.
@@michaelmccoy1794 I thought it was a Russel's teapot joke too
Pawn Stars is literally digging through the property of people, fellow citizens, who hit their lowest point and treating it like a game show. They’re raiding the poorest people on TV.
every Pawn Stars episode:
Seller: "This heirloom has been in my family for 10 generations, but I need the money."
Rick: "OK, let's get an expert in here to look at it."
Expert: "Wow, this is really valuable and has a lot of history. I'd say it's worth $10,000 easily."
Rick: "So what do you want for it?"
Seller: "$10,000."
Rick: "Hahaha NO, I'll give you tree fiddy for it. I gotta break even on this thing you know."
Seller: "...ugh, fine."
ROLL CREDITS
False. They don't take what the average pawn shop take. I know this because I live in the area. You want to pawn your Xbox? That Xbox better be a special edition in the original box with all the things.
@drew pedersen i knew that a hero would come some day to set right what had once went wrong. I don't know why my brain swapped them; storage wars is clearly more egregious. It's just like stepping into the saddest room of someone's whole life.
That's how our financial system works, isn't Capitalism grand.
@@JohnTaylor-fh4et so grand it makes me want to puke everytime I think about it.
“Wanna stop smoking in a rush” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
*Presses reply to your comment*
*Takes a hit*
Yeah
Seriously! I hated myself for a quick second. Lol
thank you, finally a white man says it.
john krats ??
@john krats Hes joking, are you ok?
@john krats you have issues and you are easily triggered. Get some help, there's nothing bigoted with what he said and for me to agree with him. Keep living in that life of denial rather finding ways to make this a better world. Ok boomer!
@john krats no Computers means no internet and no place for you to be racist but in your home town, learn some freaking facts boy.
john krats guess its you
I've been thinking that about ancient aliens for yeeeaaaars😂😂😂 so true
@J K If race dont matter, how 'acient aliens' only questions non-european acient buildings? Look Up the word 'eurocentric'. Thats what the show is all about.
@@Exxperiment626 the only person that thinks aliens built the pyramids are crazy people think they built Stonehenge its a joke but never pass up playing the victim if you weren't playing the victim so much maybe you would still be building those wonders of the world
@@jonnym4670 average racist
I think this most times I watch Ancient Aliens. It's why I dialed back watching it.
@john krats The show is not fictional, it is opinionated. It is these people's opinions based off facts. I watch, mostly for certain factual information that leads me to a potentially different viewpoint of HUMAN history, or background info. The rest, I discard. "Conspiracy fruitcake"; No! But there must be some conspiracy on this planet for adults to firmly believe that it is impossible for powerful men and women years ago with resources/access and knowledge, to coalesce under certain rules and formalities, to control and shape the future as they saw fit. It is human nature to form groups. Imagine if those humans had the resources and pull to do it, coupled with a possibly inflated sense of purpose.
I am not saying this is true, but to imply it is impossible, seems like an impossible mental construct to me.
Haha, dialed back, nice
@john krats how about you get a life first?
sean mac wow you’re pretty cocky of thinking in this whole universe that there’s only life on earth
@sean mac Santa, Easter bunny, Bigfoot, yeah sure. The J, however, in ancient Hebrew either didn't exist, or it was not used the way we use it today, so that man's name couldn't have been Jesus. While I do believe the Christian version of Jesus was partly a fabrication to solidify power, the Holy man who went against the established rule and spoke knowledgeably about God, was a real person. A prophet for lack of a better word. And Aliens not existing; you did not create any of this reality. You are not God which means you DO NOT know the things you seem to be so certain about. Why would I or anyone else accept your self-assured stance on the matter?
Finally someone who gives credit to my aztec predecessors
Interestingly, he looks like a dude that should have been a business dude.
He could definitely blend in with them 😂
Nice racial overtones
He said he went to college with a bunch of "business dudes"
@@MrConstant23. I'm saying he looks like he should've been one of them...you know...cause he looks like one but he isn't one...he's a comedian. Think I cleared that up.
Ben Shapiro
Lmao I'm actually happy a white guy like him made this joke lmaooo excellent
1000 American dollars >Jay100..just a ha..joke🙂
He stole it from an ANCIENT Eddie Griffin routine.
Anonymous ••• Your lack of personal knowledge does not establish the absence of actual information. You must work for Ancient Aliens.
@@taotaostrong damn ion even remember that and I really fck with Eddie Griffin
Jay 100 Yup. Eddie and Kat Williams both addressed this issue. This young man is definitely funny. He’s just not original. Best wishes to you Jay 100. ♥️
As a 'brown' person I have been saying this for years!
Me too.
I do wonder why it is that they are incapable of doing these constructions again?
Same here.
That your people couldn't possibly have erected those magnificent structures?
@@neovenom9833 they’re not
The history channel is about history like MTV is about music
That's a litlle bit harsh. Sometimes there's music on MTV too. lol
You are thinking of early 2000s history channel before devry university “experts” or swamp/monster shows
@@gabriels.carvalho4852 😂😂
@@gabriels.carvalho4852 lmaaooo😂
The funny part of the history channel is their ratings are way better then some of these major news stations
I’ve literally been trying to tell people exactly this since high school. My problem was that I never attached racism to it. Nobody cares anymore until you point out they are being racist.
If you didn’t attach racism to it then you haven’t been trying to tell anyone exactly this at all. You’ve just been saying it’s a dumb show that’s not real. It’s a show of theories and a mild amount of history, that’s it.
Zebulous the joke on my end is that nobody cares about anything anymore until you start mentioning racism. Clearly the show isn’t being racist, nor are most people being racist towards ancient people’s. Took me like five minutes in high school to come to the conclusion that ancient people had literally nothing better to do for thousands of years so of course they would come up with creative ways to do impossible things. But you mention racism and then suddenly everyone is clapping along with the comedian acting like five minutes ago they wouldn’t have said “maybe” to the question of if it was aliens that built the pyramids.
When I was in highschool I pointed out that it not nearly as impossible as the show makes it seem.
Well it isn't racist.
@@FumblsTheSniper I mean you have to admit that it's weird that nobody gets all ancient aliens about the Collosus of Rhodes or the hanging gardens of Babylon, or the Parthenon. All of those seem right for the ancient aliens picking, but I haven't been able to find an episode on those, or any online discussion.
Too uptight for a massage? My man! The thought of a stranger touching my back and shoulders makes me tense up even more.
i want him to do a whole routine on Business Dudes. so funny and spot on
“Good stuff Devin, MORE TO COME!”
A poor man’s Robert Pattinson
john krats What are you doing here then?
Discount Robert Patterson
Noooo, he's prettier and also looks like evil Peter Parker
When guys that look like this are getting stoned you know humans are making progress.
To the opposite end: When guys that look like this are getting booked for stand-up, you know humankind is going backwards.
Great comment
@@Lollita23 🙏🏼🤙🏼
@@rickycouture7224 Sooo... you’ve got some material you’d like to share🤔
The great thing about stand-up is that anyone can do it. Another great thing about stand-up is that not everyone is great at it.
Still another is that the spectrum between the poles is a glorious thing (like my psychotic morning coffee blend and portending flatulence).
@@shacktime -- And another great thing is that as a listener of standup you're allowed, even encouraged, to trash a bad performer/performance.
This dude is as unoriginal as it gets; Self-professed stoner who has quirky weed habits that often involve Target shopping and TV watching. Even his anecdote about Ancient Aliens was wicked predictable!
At the end of the day, too many people think they're interesting or funny to the degree that they should make a profession out of it. Few actually are. I'm fine with someone still taking the risk to get there, but not when their jokes take no risks at all. Standup shouldn't read like a monologue, especially if you're just rattling off mundane personal experiences. If I had actually paid to see this act, I'd be bugged. This dude is not a good comedian... Not in the slightest.
I smoke weed and watch horrible tv too... Hence me being here
On the toilet that is 😂
Robert Tammaro Yo! Get high and watch Garden Party Massacre 🤘
A milky bong rip does make target impossible also target is impossible sober lmao
I hate that 100% of the time I go in there for just a pack of batteries or something small like that... 95% of the half hour I spend in there, is at the checkout line.
Except you forgot to the receipt for the one thing you wanted to return, so you may as well take one more rip. And since you're there you might as well grab a to go cup of something to drink and just take one more rip. Wait, where is your phone now and what were you doing again?
Business Dude: **pointing at Devin** "Good stuff tonight, Devin!"
“I’m one of those very uptight people”, instant like.
It's been so long since someone spoke so truly to my inner experience.
This guy should get a costarring job for the show Lucifer as a angel character.
Oh my gawd, he is so honest😳😂😂
Stoned spider man is funny!
The ancient aliens joke had me rolling
Yooo. I love ancient aliens. And he is 100% right!! 😂😂😂😂😂. I will never be able to un see what he just said 😂😂😂
Watch the episodes on the Nazis, Stonehenge etc.
That last part killed me 😂😂 Awesome set!
Lmaooo this guy is good! Also I'm a massage therapist and it's always obvious when someone can't relax. I don't take it personally and usually end early.😉
If your client can't relax, you should stay away from their feet...
@@kenc2257 lol
Ha
So uptight guys finish first?
Hahaha!! Never thought about AA quite like that but he’s spot on.
I love the one dudes hair on Ancient Aliens its wild AF. I cannot stop laughing at the business dude bit because it is f-ing true and their personalities match too.
As someone with nahua ancestors I've always thought this about ancient aliens and everyone makes me feels so extra for saying it
No no.. he's got a point
#lamaface
www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069?WT.mc_id=TWT_NatureNews&sf83252300=1 DNA test results from mummies.
@@jerrywhidby. so a few mummies were brown middle easterners, so what? They were still brown! There are other mummies tested whose dna results proved they came from the south of Egypt.
The beat at 3:34 gives me life.
Bait the hand raise and shoot it down.
I don't know about racist, but Ancient Aliens is defiantly insulting. People seem to think ancient people were morons. They were just as smart and had the same capacity for problem solving as people today. Sometimes I think ancient people were way smarter than us.
Agreed.. more dangers to be prepared for and aware of
Exactly
That's why they died in their 30s and used puke as makeup.
No weren't and no they didn't. They didn't even have the scientific method.
true morality doesnt = intelligence
The first recommended video after watching this was Ancient Aliens season 12. 12!!!
Funny how you could really tell who the "business dude" in audience is at 4:29
The alien bit, killed me 😹😹😹. Good stuff tonight!
"I don't have any of THAT in me!"
😂😭
i'm glad someone is saying that about that shitty show.
Then you have no imagination, a religious idiot, or don't know some actual stories about aliens told by ancient cultures.
@@TheGingiGamer So if someone is religious they're an idiot?
I identify heavily with the bong rip every time I have to leave the house
I'm heating up my dab nail in a rush rn 😂
I’m in college and a motto I follow is: “never trust a business major”
also psychology majors are the crazy ones
especially if she works as sales/marketing representative after graduation. and also MLM distributor, though it's rare to see someone from business major working that line. oh yeah, the business major is the owner, not one of the distributors 😂
"white aliens" i'm screaming its literally tru my dad watches ancient aliens every night
Everytime I leave the house...every single time 😂😂😂
This guy is my spirit animal
This dude is hilarious. And I felt the condescension from that business guy/“good stuff tonight” line -so lame hahaha
I couldn't stop laughing!!!😆
Watching this while getting high before i go to the store haha
This went from smoking weed to smoking weed & realizing the AC guy is coming today real quick.
Lol this is my real feeling about ancient aliens.
Tired as all heck and with a frown of give it your best shot super white dude, but that Ancient alien bit, had me bursting out almost in tears.
Business dudes bit got me 😂😂😂
Sparking one up for you, Field. Love you!
Just like when they would say they didn't know where the mayans went, they're still in Yucatan but they didn't want to see them being short brown people and their ancestors couldn't have built all those piramides and structures.
How they love to forget that Mexicans and guatemalans are descendants of the Mayans
@@mexicamapping6587 You are thinking about Aztecs.
Nah bud the aztec had already expanded into mayan areas and this increased further after post first contact depopulation and subsequent colonial expansion
my grandmother has Mayan blood
HAHA I’m weak he goes “I have a much simpler explanation” ☠️☠️
40 seconds in I already know I love this dude
I'm a pothead and its SO TRUE. I keep my bong at the ready, my husband knows I am not going to buy grocerys without "smoking a chop" 😂
Its a crutch to be honest.
There's a woman laughing in the background and I want to thank her for her cackles. They added a lot. I like this guy.
Ancient Alien was funny as hell.
I use to watch it high and me and my cousin use to do this bit with my family when they use to argue about a topic and we'll go "YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!! Its aliens" and then my uncle would tell us to stfu😂😂
roger that is funny! Thanks for the laughs 😄
@@brycefujimoto8023 lol thanks, no prob
As soon as he said "Hey man" I expected him to start singing "Allstar".
I can relate to being uptight. Alcohol keeps me from giving off serial killer vibes lol.
Well done on the Ancient Aliens bit: i.e. "brown people made that ? oh no, white aliens from outer space came down ... " Brilliant perspective. Much has been said about the theories of Erich Von Daniken, as well. Thanks for sharing. Thumbs up .
Just saw it on TV.
Ancient Aliens : Buddha sitting on a lotus. The lotus is UFO.
Pope : I would baptize aliens if they ask me to
Ancient Aliens : this statement is the first time a pope ever admitted that there's aliens. Not only that, he's acknowledging that there's intelligence lifeform out there
This guys understands me haha
can relate to the taking a bong rip before going anywhere
Good insight!
Beyond funny. This dude was ahead of his time.
"Hey man. We started from the bottom and somehow were even lower than the bottom. What's happening to us?"
I've been saying this for years! 😂
Preach!
The ancient aliens thing was true but the business dudes thing is the real facts
the only person that thinks aliens built the pyramids are crazy people think they built Stonehenge its a joke but never pass up playing the victim if you weren't playing the victim so much maybe you would still be building those wonders of the world
Thank you, Devin! I agree. And you're funny, too.
Haha, as a big fan of Ancient Aliens, I APPROVE this message...😂😂🤗😂😂
This guy smokes the same way I do, *rushing to work*” keys, wallet, phone... oh! How could I forget, a huge bong rip! I suppose that is when you should scale back
Milky white bong hit of high cbd hemp is great for having to go in public! 😉
Says it’s a recent post but I saw this like 2 months ago 🤷♂️
Love dem milky bong rips🤣
I dont leave the house without a fat bong rip myself....great minds think alike
I died laughing
They’re “ancient astronaut theorists”
Your name is dope. Made me laugh
The Ancient Aliens bit is awesome
Smoking before anything is me for sure lmfao. Especially before grocery shopping lmao
Though I love the show this this so friken true. I love seeing all the amazing technology that ancient civilizations had.
I have always thought this about Ancient Aliens. I remember the first time I told a Mexican about this show they thought I was making it up.
Charming smile and very clever joke about the aliens!
Dudes got really good delivery
He kind of looks like Henry Cavill if he never became famous
This is a re upload
I hope you get paid to know THAT lol
Arlene Payne it’s just kinda annoying when you think you’re getting a new upload but it’s not.
I like the ancient aliens ad with this.
This is underrated af lmao