The Pirates of The Caribbean Eu4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • EU4 MP in a nutshell
    (Europa Universalis 4 multiplayer diplomacy/international relations in a nutshell)
    POTC.MP3
    Players:
    Bo - France // Thomas - Prussia // Swimmy - Austria// Peef - Portugal// Rilber - Rome// Braun - Sweden// Abra - England// Golden - Ethiopia// Schäfer - Norway// Choking - Ottomans // College - Spain // Jake - Russia//
    Braun Twitch:
    / braun1productions
    Schäfers Twitch:
    / malactica
    Intro and outro: Europa Universalis IV OST | The Voyage - Main Theme
    Twitch:
    / bokoen
    Patreon: / bokoen1
    Twitter: / bokoen1
    My Discord: / discord
    #EuropaUniversalis4 #Memes #History
  • Hry

Komentáře • 518

  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  Před 3 lety +1954

    POTC.MP3
    Also notice something new? If this video doesn't break 10k likes and/or 100k views in 24 hours the EU4 vids are going back to without countryballs lmao(Don't worry they'll be there forever on Hoi4 and Vicky2 videos) EDIT 2: Well you guys did it, no going back on it now. EU4 videos will now have Countryballs on them. Also I might remake the old ones at some point.

  • @dasderpdood228
    @dasderpdood228 Před 3 lety +2746

    This episode be like:
    France: *pokes Spain*
    Spain: *drops ducats*
    All of Europe: how do we sign up to raid the boss, we want some cash too

  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 Před 3 lety +2777

    France: And you will forever remember today as the day you *almost* caught Captain Jacque Moineau!

  • @mediaman3145
    @mediaman3145 Před 3 lety +1692

    Jack sparrow was alive and pirated the Caribbean for around 90 years.

    • @mediaman3145
      @mediaman3145 Před 3 lety +148

      He is an absolute mad lad.

    • @Patches2212
      @Patches2212 Před 3 lety +248

      Secretly, he had been dead for most of that, but the crew just tied his corpse to the prow as a mascot

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 Před 3 lety +67

      @@Patches2212 ah yes, zhuge liang strategy

    • @vaporwave2359
      @vaporwave2359 Před 3 lety +19

      They dropped him into the sea when they were trying to clean the corpse

  • @yaxsuo
    @yaxsuo Před 3 lety +1801

    Just imagine you being that one spanish dude fighting against an international force of pirates

  • @TheBigYarg
    @TheBigYarg Před 3 lety +1722

    “You trying to privateer me Collage?”
    “My official answer is no.”
    Pog

    • @MamaLuigi2
      @MamaLuigi2 Před 3 lety +109

      “International law requires I answer no.”

    • @jeffreyroach9823
      @jeffreyroach9823 Před 3 lety +7

      All this time I thought it was college, I have been fooled

    • @halzan7467
      @halzan7467 Před 3 lety +20

      college: how do I win?
      Truth is, THE GAME WAS RIGGED FROM THE START!

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark Před 3 lety +3

      College*?

    • @TheBigYarg
      @TheBigYarg Před 3 lety +3

      I can’t spell

  • @TerceiroMundista
    @TerceiroMundista Před 3 lety +1606

    "Are you privateering?"
    "The official answer is No"
    I mean, that's better than what the Germans did with the Zimmermann Telegram...

    • @JohnTrustworthy
      @JohnTrustworthy Před 3 lety +4

      It's almost as if they were trying to lose.

    • @TerceiroMundista
      @TerceiroMundista Před 3 lety +161

      @@JohnTrustworthy You don't understand. Kaiser Wilhelm II wanted to bring the USA into the war so he could defeat the USA and annex it in the peace deal later.

    • @madermc2979
      @madermc2979 Před 3 lety +90

      @@TerceiroMundista 4D chess

    • @ghudbob8613
      @ghudbob8613 Před 3 lety +9

      @@TerceiroMundista which led to Germany having to rush to beat the entente and we all know how that went

    • @idkwut4523
      @idkwut4523 Před 3 lety +71

      @@ghudbob8613 is ok he'll come back when someone does the "oppose hitler" focus

  • @tysonnuggets1212
    @tysonnuggets1212 Před 3 lety +850

    Ethiopia's countryball was made in 2 seconds in Microsoft paint

  • @ryanmalone4464
    @ryanmalone4464 Před 3 lety +890

    Unironically this is almost exactly how it happened in real life.

    • @peterpan4962
      @peterpan4962 Před 3 lety +257

      We Dutch totally deny these false accusations. **Steals Spanish Silver Fleet while you aren't looking**

    • @nooneinparticular3370
      @nooneinparticular3370 Před 3 lety +50

      @@peterpan4962 Don't think we've forgotten the Flandes are ours.

    • @peterpan4962
      @peterpan4962 Před 3 lety +44

      @@nooneinparticular3370 I'm not implying anything with this, but are you sure you bolted that down to the earths core ? Because i'm not saying we can steal anything but molten rock, but we might have attempted it regardless.

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier Před 3 lety +613

    "Zis is ze day that you almost caught Capitaine Jacques Moineau!"
    - 'Le Pirates des Caraïbes', coming soon to one cinema in the Ile-de-France region.

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 Před 3 lety +486

    "Are you privateering?"
    "The diplomats say NO"

  • @cwovictor3281
    @cwovictor3281 Před 3 lety +725

    This feels strangely historically accurate.

    • @insignificantgnat9334
      @insignificantgnat9334 Před 3 lety +63

      Art imitating life I guess.

    • @antoinevirion5881
      @antoinevirion5881 Před 3 lety +61

      Technically, the English were pirates to the Spanish trade routes. When the English took over, the French actually started to raid English ships.

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 Před 3 lety +61

      @@antoinevirion5881 England has a specific policy of "Screw everyone who isn't our current allies", France had a specific policy of "SCREW ENGLAND!"

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 Před 3 lety +786

    "That has to be the greatest pirate I've ever seen"

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 Před 3 lety +890

    I like how the the Golden Age of Piracy is declared by the Swedish, they're really going back to their roots

    • @anti_neon8910
      @anti_neon8910 Před 3 lety +67

      That’s the thing, it never left them

  • @EmjayMusic05
    @EmjayMusic05 Před 3 lety +228

    That has got to be the best pirate ive ever seen...
    “So it would seem” - Spain circa 1550

  • @thebladeofchaos
    @thebladeofchaos Před 3 lety +289

    Honestly Bo, I think the country balls make this so much easier in this series.
    I get countries change more often, but being able to know who's talking is so much better.

  • @blademasterx1460
    @blademasterx1460 Před 3 lety +83

    I like how swimmy was actually kind enough to tell spain to not stand with him because how weak he was and was willing to have Spain live. Swimmy had grown a lot towards his allies it seems

  • @victor_of_the_rivers8343
    @victor_of_the_rivers8343 Před 3 lety +411

    "Braun is Keira Knightley" is a quote for the history books

  • @francoemiliano4920
    @francoemiliano4920 Před 3 lety +239

    I love how everyone started piratying college because Bo was getting like +30 ducats each time, and at the end the uk simply broke me with their deal to help the spanish

    • @generalkenobi5173
      @generalkenobi5173 Před 3 lety +55

      Britain is like: "So we help you, to help me to help u, due to the fact that i can't take over the Caribbean *Yet* but hopefully by me helping you, to help me, the Caribbeans will be mine."

    • @nayeemibrahim2543
      @nayeemibrahim2543 Před 3 lety +1

      @@generalkenobi5173 Is that why you lost the clone wars?

    • @generalkenobi5173
      @generalkenobi5173 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nayeemibrahim2543 ah such a low blow. So uncivilized.

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii Před 3 lety +11

      I'll protect your treasure ships. Just send them to London and I'll even unload them for you

    • @francoemiliano4920
      @francoemiliano4920 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Septimus_ii you won't have treasure ships raided if you don't have any of them lol

  • @skinkpriestshawchek8847
    @skinkpriestshawchek8847 Před 3 lety +281

    The privateers are back... Oh no...
    *Braun's Privateer Meta PTSD*

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 3 lety +3

      Ah, how'd he get here? I completed the Motion of No Confidence focus!

    • @EliteJax4180
      @EliteJax4180 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ladywaffle2210 Same question I had!

  • @beknown63
    @beknown63 Před 3 lety +321

    Why is golden’s new mic a pringles can

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 Před 3 lety +25

      I was literally about to comment this but you beat me to it.

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 Před 3 lety +110

    College: You are undoubtedly the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
    Bo: But you have heard of me.

  • @augustoniclotti6828
    @augustoniclotti6828 Před 3 lety +38

    Fun fact: Bo started POTC meme raid on 1564 and ended on 1653 imagine 100 years of Jack and the gang raiding Spain treasure fleet

    • @gabevenderdahl1642
      @gabevenderdahl1642 Před rokem +4

      that pirate captain was like 108 years old if he was 18 when it started

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 Před 7 měsíci

      truly a man worthy of being the true jack sparrow.@@gabevenderdahl1642

  • @manofwar9307
    @manofwar9307 Před 3 lety +33

    Hundreds of years before we discovered stonks in Wall Street, Bo discovered stonks in in the Caribbean

  • @warbi4449
    @warbi4449 Před 3 lety +60

    Finally, countryballs in eu4!!

  • @TheE_G_G
    @TheE_G_G Před 3 lety +34

    *_POTC.MP3 INTENSIFIES_*

  • @TheSkyGuy77
    @TheSkyGuy77 Před 3 lety +129

    "You are the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
    "Ah, but you have heard of me!"

  • @onesnoffledshotgun
    @onesnoffledshotgun Před 3 lety +287

    Imagine not playing a pirate republic 100% of the time

    • @felixsubakti6907
      @felixsubakti6907 Před 3 lety +50

      Listen here
      Pirate republic Malaya(formable); trade ideas+exploration ideas+quantity ideas.
      Now see the british burn as all their fleets robbed blind and the Dutch bleed as their trades imbalanced

    • @7track7
      @7track7 Před 3 lety +11

      It’s the only way to play eu4

    • @cryed0
      @cryed0 Před 3 lety +13

      @@felixsubakti6907 imagining a bunch of malay discovering london and then returning to london with a 100 ships to loot and burn it to the ground. Malay vikings

    • @felixsubakti6907
      @felixsubakti6907 Před 3 lety +3

      @@cryed0
      ASSALAMUALAIKUM with a side of frigates

    • @summerhuman
      @summerhuman Před 3 lety +4

      @@felixsubakti6907 you had my interest, now you have my attention

  • @mrmoney9822
    @mrmoney9822 Před 3 lety +95

    Spain is like Cutler Beckett walking down the stairs as his ship is being destroyed

  • @pegin8550
    @pegin8550 Před 3 lety +347

    Why does golden sound like he’s in a pringles can?

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle Před 3 lety +87

    Spain: "STOP PIRATING IN THE CARIBBEAN!!!"
    France: "Haha, Marine Nationale corvettes go brrr".

  • @mcarr3492
    @mcarr3492 Před 2 lety +14

    That’s one hell of a role-player right there, many would give up entirely if they were dog piled like that early game, but the man played along and kept going

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 Před 3 lety +35

    Alt Title: Everyone bullies Spain for 10 minutes straight

  • @Batcena
    @Batcena Před 3 lety +9

    I love how this episode went from "Oh I'll go over to the Caribbean to be a pirate" To "WE will go over to the Caribbean"

  • @MitchellBirt
    @MitchellBirt Před 3 lety +17

    The last Spanish sailor in the Caribbean is just the guy going down the stairs as his ship blows up around him in the last POTC movie.

  • @noahdewitz790
    @noahdewitz790 Před 3 lety +16

    Spain: “How do I win? 😖”
    Me: You don’t win. Ever. At all. Have you ever seen POTC??

  • @augustocesar5191
    @augustocesar5191 Před 3 lety +158

    spoiler: Swimmy spent the entire 400 years of this game trying to fuck over Bo

  • @rayraywa
    @rayraywa Před 3 lety +12

    This was funny as hell, best part was when everybody chimed in with how much they each got

  • @kingdom25
    @kingdom25 Před 3 lety +64

    “That has to be the Frenchiest Pirate I have ever seen” - Some Spanish Sailor

    • @scorpixel1866
      @scorpixel1866 Před 3 lety +3

      "Are you Spanish??" he said in return

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell Před 3 lety +4

      "Is the flag white?"
      "No it's just zoomed in on the skull."

    • @kingdom25
      @kingdom25 Před 3 lety

      @@LedosKell Oooooh (That’s really good, I’m yoinking that)

  • @TheSniperBoy
    @TheSniperBoy Před 3 lety +83

    Kinda disappointed he didn’t include the three times Swimmy got destroyed by other powers while trying to death war Bo.

  • @buddyj5VCO
    @buddyj5VCO Před 3 lety +10

    Alternative title for this is "How to Ruin Spain, Part 3."

  • @dolphee9935
    @dolphee9935 Před 3 lety +47

    LIKE THE VIDEO SO THE COUNTRYBALLS STAY

  • @jaquequinn7780
    @jaquequinn7780 Před 3 lety +61

    A French Pirate Republic! We gotta get an Assassin’s Creed game on this.

  • @decskideclan1195
    @decskideclan1195 Před 3 lety

    Think this may be my favorite video Bo has made. I've rewatched it way too many times.

  • @kaiservonpanzer213
    @kaiservonpanzer213 Před 3 lety +6

    0:30 Yes early modern france was in possession of AR-15s. Truly a technological powerhouse of a nation.

  • @matthewetc6078
    @matthewetc6078 Před 3 lety +1

    You make me so happy, love you

  • @alaztor1490
    @alaztor1490 Před 2 lety +2

    We are getting nearer to the date of Doom.

  • @sebastiankristiansen9839
    @sebastiankristiansen9839 Před 3 lety +4

    All I see is just College on his treasure fleets when all of a sudden he just hears Captain look!!

  • @Mankorra_Gomorrah
    @Mankorra_Gomorrah Před 3 lety +4

    The gang really do be out here recreating the age of privateers almost perfectly

  • @johnglisson7713
    @johnglisson7713 Před 9 měsíci

    I’m going to be honest this is one of the first ever ones I watch of Bokoen. I could just imagine Bo taking over Spanish Convoys

  • @awijaya2116
    @awijaya2116 Před 3 lety +3

    9:54 "How am I supposed to win?"
    _Exactly_

  • @davidxiang3725
    @davidxiang3725 Před 3 lety

    very nice bo man

  • @katsu7383
    @katsu7383 Před 3 lety +5

    COUNTRYBALLS IN EU4 POG!!

  • @HeavyGuyFP
    @HeavyGuyFP Před rokem +2

    I've watched this video so many times and I cannot believe I only JUST noticed that Peef formed Japan as *Portugal*

  • @andrewthechillgamer9735

    I love this channel

  • @izul4223
    @izul4223 Před 3 lety

    more eu content perfect right after i asked for more eu content i feel listend to XD

  • @hornet370
    @hornet370 Před 3 lety +2

    I love the intense music intro then you just hear bo saying “NOOO!”

  • @francoemiliano4920
    @francoemiliano4920 Před 3 lety +6

    I can imagine someone playing Sweden like a viking/pirate, becoming rich by raiding spaniards gold fleets, until he gets put down by the UK or another great power.

  • @TheBigYarg
    @TheBigYarg Před 3 lety +1

    I swear that every video Braun either breaks something (including sanity) or uses funny mic

  • @greenbutter3190
    @greenbutter3190 Před 3 lety

    Stable video👍

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza Před 3 lety +1

    College trying very hard not to swear and comes up with "fucats" instead of ducats...
    GOLD.

  • @redguard76
    @redguard76 Před 3 lety +2

    The constant pirates soundtrack is what made this video.

  • @jackgarrett6366
    @jackgarrett6366 Před 3 lety

    This gives me *plans* for my own MP Games.

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian Před 3 lety +1

    Spain: "I'll stand with you Austria!"
    Austria: "So you have chosen... Death."

  • @ducce9474
    @ducce9474 Před 3 lety +3

    YES THE COUNTRY BALLS ARE FINALLY IN AN EU4 VIDEO

  • @ArexusGalia
    @ArexusGalia Před 3 lety

    I aopreciate that you added country balls here Bo!

  • @Loalrikowki
    @Loalrikowki Před rokem +1

    9:54 "That's the neat part. You don't."

  • @tir4344
    @tir4344 Před 3 lety +3

    This game was great, bo had one hell of a pirate

  • @bartoszpastuszak257
    @bartoszpastuszak257 Před 2 lety +2

    "This must be the best pirate i've ever seen"

  • @ayyyyylmao
    @ayyyyylmao Před 3 lety +3

    1:52 brazil sus? 😳😳

  • @oliverjones1000
    @oliverjones1000 Před 3 lety +2

    “December 7th, 2020. A day that shall remain in infamy”

  • @thekatplayz
    @thekatplayz Před 3 lety +1

    Of wow, I forgot this was the RatKoen stream. RATKOEN RATKOEN RATKOEN

  • @kylefitz.2639
    @kylefitz.2639 Před 3 lety +3

    Netherlands LARPing raiding spanish trading in the late 1500's pog

  • @BOSsIAm3343354
    @BOSsIAm3343354 Před 3 lety +1

    This is the content I signed on for

  • @hallilax
    @hallilax Před 3 lety +3

    don’t look at brazil at 4:50 worst mistake of my life

  • @jamesf4076
    @jamesf4076 Před 3 lety

    Peef’s laugh is the absolute best, it cracks me up every time lmao

  • @Jsay18
    @Jsay18 Před 3 lety +1

    How Topical, we're beating the coins outta Wall Street and Global Financial, and bo makes a eu4 video about pirates.

  • @TheLoneTerran
    @TheLoneTerran Před 2 lety +2

    I appreciate that Spain was being a good sport about it. He will remember....

  • @diegoviramontes2479
    @diegoviramontes2479 Před 3 lety

    Those have got to be the greatest pirates I’ve ever seen.

  • @veggieboi4662
    @veggieboi4662 Před 3 lety +1

    Jack Sparrow 2.0 was alive for like 100 years and he was probably 20 something when we was recruited making him one of the oldest humans in history and also a pirate

  • @shamelessemperor1901
    @shamelessemperor1901 Před 3 lety +5

    “Now is not the time to stand with me. I’ll tell you that”
    Emperor Swimmy

  • @PwnZombie
    @PwnZombie Před 3 lety +1

    The only EUIV multiplayer I’ve watched is the dev streams way back when... man they were enjoyable. Salty Daniel!

  • @theoharvey9236
    @theoharvey9236 Před 3 lety

    Bo, having only island colonies: "This is how I win"

  • @al-pd7vf
    @al-pd7vf Před 3 lety

    Nice more eu4 love it.

  • @blake7756
    @blake7756 Před 3 lety

    God I really like the Eu4 content best paradox game

  • @whitettwhitett
    @whitettwhitett Před 3 lety

    good video

  • @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup

    Imagine hearing about the wonderfull life that propaganda tells you about the colonies, and then you move there and there's 23k british, french, dutch and swedish pirates dividing up your organs and selling them amongst eachother.

  • @sophiaisbased9621
    @sophiaisbased9621 Před 3 lety +4

    Golden sounds like he's actually in Ethiopia

  • @thepro44
    @thepro44 Před 3 lety +2

    Imagine being sent to another continent to see your 3rd cousin raiding your home

  • @spencerpollock5688
    @spencerpollock5688 Před 3 lety +1

    You're making the Spanish Matador Captain Salazar

  • @russiabear4044
    @russiabear4044 Před 3 lety +1

    POG

  • @tihy9s168
    @tihy9s168 Před 3 lety

    Lmfaooooo I loved this so much

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator Před 3 lety +1

    Watching Bo's armies die of attrition the whole time for no reason.

    • @ethanyeung6216
      @ethanyeung6216 Před 3 lety +1

      He always does this. Pretty sure that stack was larger than the combat width, so it was completely unnecessary.

  • @craigstephenson7676
    @craigstephenson7676 Před 3 lety

    Hey look College, I turned myself into a pirate. I’m pirate Rick. Funniest ship I’ve ever seen!

  • @villevalste1888
    @villevalste1888 Před 3 lety

    Such relevance, much wow.

  • @Jay_Owen
    @Jay_Owen Před 3 lety

    you will never be rid of the dane

  • @aj_wlyms3117
    @aj_wlyms3117 Před 3 lety +1

    Missed opportunity to name one “Jackdaw” after Edward Kenway’s ship

  • @jo8422
    @jo8422 Před 3 lety +3

    I appreciate the country balls so much because otherwise I find it harder to tell who's speaking

  • @MyUsersDark
    @MyUsersDark Před 3 lety +1

    Yes! Eu4 countryballs!
    Finally! Inner peace.

  • @vaporwave2359
    @vaporwave2359 Před 3 lety +1

    New pirates of the Caribbean movie looks nice