I locked myself in my bathroom for 48 hours
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 8. 03. 2017
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No matter how clean my toilet is, I can't imagine eating on top of it.
You touch your phone while eating so whats the real difference?
Last time I checked you don't do your buisness on your phone.. Maybe I have been doing it wrong.
No, but you touch it very often, with unwashed hands. The outside of a toilet usually has way, way less bacteria than a door handle - or a smartphone.
And that's why I wash my hands after being in the bathroom!
Everything gets disinfected!
48 hours in one room? I do that every weekend.
undrachevr same
Same
Same same
*NO INTERNET*
without internet
Who'd have thought, in 2020 this is basically how we're supposed to live.
Minus the toilet paper
@@dontlookatmychannel5017 Not me. I got stuck on a workboat for a while at the start of the toilet paper crisis, and my wife ran out of it at home. There was nothing in the supermarkets or the corner shops, so I looked at Amazon. 3 roll sets? Not in stock. 9s? Nope. Maybe one of the bigger 24-packs? Not if you wanted it that month.
Guess how many I had to get?
Sixty. The smallest size of toilet roll pack that was actually in-stock in Amazon was /60/ rolls.
So I'm not going to run out of toilet roll for a long time!
@@adamfoxton6341 unless Jerry comes there he would steal it all
@@dontlookatmychannel5017 use the News paper
@@dontlookatmychannel5017 Forgot to say many choose guns and weed
NASA's like, "20% chance she opens the airlock."
She will however you can survive in vacuum for about a 15 seconds which should be enough to close the hatch and then spend the rest of the oxegen you have to seal the hatch and survive
I spent that much time counting... I'm suitable for space haha
MrBeast beast why are u so low!
MrBeast lol
MrBeast I watched that
MrBeast MR BEAST
MrBeast beast ayy
*no internet*
me: She's gonna die...
lovely-Rose 234 exactly lol
lovely-Rose 234 SAME
Astronauts have internet though...so why...? What a horrible way to die.
ASHERUISE long time no see LONG time no see LONG TIME no see LONG TIME NO see LONG TIME NO SEE
we dont have a friking tv and we live-- im only 14 and my parents are both over 50.
"To prove that I am mentally stable"
*cuts ducks head off after one day
LOL
xD
I SAWED THIS DUCK IN HALF!
*lol*
**
how else was she gonna innovate
"Who needs coffee when you can eat tampons with strawberry flavor."
- Simone Giertz, 2017
Typical off pun from the wacky inventor...
I read this as she said it
When I was around 10, the US Space Program invented freeze-dried food and the first commercial application was putting freeze-dried strawberries in cereal.
My mom brought a box home, and I ate all the strawberries in the box, leaving the cereal. When I started burping up the strawberries, I got so sick that it took DECADES for me to stomach strawberry flavor in ANY form, including fresh strawberries. Even now, I have to be in the right mood with the right strawberries.
I admit, I started to gag a little when she started eating those freeze-dried strawberries...
I always wondered why those silica gel packets had âdo not eatâ written on them. I was like âwho the hell eats silica gel?â And now I know. You. You are the person who eats silica gel.
Jamie Windsor
How is this comment not more popular?! This is hysterical!
manufacturers are more scared of the strict liability that comes with someone "accidentally" eating the wrapper than with someone actually eating the silicone packet stuffing
Ikr
Ho- how did y-you know??
I eat them
Why does her bathroom look "comfy" to me
Ok same though
The bathroom is the most natural space for a female to stay countless hours and hours while you wait for her in the car.
Ashley B đđđđđđ
Mashed Potato so true
Jeff manGr ini
Simone: I didn't go crazy
Me: have you watched any of your own videos?
Unpainted Lead Syndrome well, more crazy
that's her secret. she's always crazy
@@suivzmoi Haaa! I see what you did there.
Iâll just say 6:14
Simone: "I want to prove that I can stay sane in solitary confinement for 6 months."
Simone 24 hours later: 7:30
8:37
Simone 3 years later in March 2020: COVID arrives.
What if she accidentally didnât record the whole time
Then that's sad.
..
đčđč
Sad
Who cares xd
When u get mad at ur parents and decide to live in the bathroom
Awesome Sauce ahahaahhahaha
Awesome Sauce lol
I did last week lol
your choice whether you believe me or not
I used house supplies, food, water, a tablet, a yoga carpet, a chair, a phone linked to a phone outside via intercom and some other stuff that i somehow crammed all into my bathroom
I put away everything the next day before going to school (I bike to school)
some other things include books, yoga manuals (That i never used despite my parents wanting me too, but i was bored)
I could do it again over thanksgiving vaccation
"Goodnight Roomba" is how I feel during this whole quarantine.
I love how she made earrings out of tampons.
Doctor:"you have 48 hours to live"
Me: *goes to bathroom*
Unkown it was a joke,also a period goes at the end of your sentence not the middle.(:
Kelly Hoffman Yet, you didn't put one in your original comment.
I think you meant *goes to bathroom and lives off the microscopic germs as food for 48 hours*
Kelly Hoffman
Kelly Hoffman AHAHHAHAHAHAU
"Nasty food!"
*NASA* ty food
I have no regrets.
fucking hell sam my dude you are brutal
doot DOOT YES
Sam GW You're insult was so good it deserves to be on Cowbelly's Comment Awards
Morgan Benson no...just no
Morgan Benson ha
Simone- I'm going to prove I wont go crazy
Simone 28 hours in- I need to prepare this runner duck for the outside world
This video feels a bit different now.
How so
@@johncuervo3019 She was locked for 48 hours. I'm locked since March 10th. Back then 48 hours locked seemed so much time to me, now it's like nothing...
@@MyFavoriteDisease Argentina. Quarantine started 20th March, but I started 10 days before because the company where I work made me change to home office. We all thought it was going to be like a month, but... No. This is the 5th quarantine extension. en.mercopress.com/2020/06/27/argentina-to-announce-quarantine-extension-to-17-july-in-metropolitan-buenos-aires
6 weeks all day in the same room quarantine and remote work in a tiny freezing basement office. F u 2020
She officially went crazy when she made carl
This is some kinda of low budget of Mind Field Episode 1
@QuackerDuck I was just thinking this. lol. The room isn't as bright and she's doing well at keeping herself entertained. It's awesome! :)
oh yeah ....that piratebay show
pumpuppthevolume ssshh don't tell them!
David Allen hey simsauce, simone here!đ
She did way better than Michael tho xD
I love when Simone speaks french
Can we have more french Simone? lol
Issy Szemeti being french i think she speaks french very well
@@charkie2388 she's... Swedish though??
@@issy_dev i think the person mean that they are a native french not simone , and they stated their opinion comparing her french to the one of native citizen of france
strange idiot yep that's what i meant
I enjoy her speaking Californian.
âI have to prove that I wonât go crazy in isolationâ
7:06
"I'm mentally stable to go into space"
:begins to chop head of a toy duck:
Whoosh AHHHH IM DYING AFTER THAT đđđđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"I had to read dragons love tacos three times before l stoped laughing!" đđđ
Lets prove I am mentally stable. A few moment later:
"I am going to have to give you a new face''
AstroNUTS!
This challange be hitting different in 2020
If it's any consolation, I have literally looked up how to do that wolf whistle thing and still can't do it.
Vivienne Gucwa How are u verified with 2k subs?
Sparticuis Moon there's only a few things you have to do to get verified.
Vivienne Gucwa :)
Vivienne Gucwa i
Jjiji
Why do I suddenly want to do that
Sandy Peterson SAME đ
Sandy Peterson I ACTUALLY DID IT!! I didn't film it,unfortunately
the moment she explained what she was going to do i started planning it.
Eimhears Time For Music aww you should of filmed it I would of watch it . Was it fun?
Sandy Peterson idk i want to too but my parents would KILL me
âcarl you a freakâ killed me
CZcams decided to suggest this to me a minute ago and it suddenly seems relevant with all of what's going on right now.
7:11 oh my god that is so freaking creepy
I locked myself in my house for 3 months
Me too (since March 10th)
Mee too for 7 fucking months
me too for a year
Me too! For 10 months!
"I need a friend, *cuts off head* I'll make you a new one."
9/10 people say they would be comfortable spending two months in a confined space with this person.
i'm not sure how much mental stability this video show when on your 2nd 24 hours in space you already mutilate your friend and made him a new head out of TP
That's the Sam Neill school of astronauting.
HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA IKR LMAO
ssj2rich why does she have one sleeve up by all the time
ssj2rich I
it didn't sound interesting to me, but i clicked on it anyway
KazukiKins same
KazukiKins same
KazukiKins same
KazukiKins same
I am watching all these old videos for the first time right now so I'm kinda late to the party but this made me laugh so often, it's amazing. Thank you so much Simone. :)
Kids books about astronauts , Galaxy's , astronomy,. đ Usually they eat spirulina
PS Google will love your kid stories as I do :)
NASA observation report.Subject: Giertz S.
0h00
Subject starts isolation experiment. Immediate signs of mild panic.
6h10
Subject tries supplied standard issue freeze dried ice cream snack. Despite initial enthusiasm subject does not finish snack.
9h30
Subject tries standard issue burrito dinner. Subject eats on toilet. Subject is not happy with taste of the standard issue burrito dinner.
12h00
Subject makes daily activity log. Accomplished goals as stated by subject include "doing some yoga" and "shaving legs". Subject also plans some "research". Research items include "Dragons Love Tacos" and "Where the wild things are".
13h10
Subject goes to sleep. Subject wishes inanimate object in other room a good night (early sign of acute schizophrenia?).
23h17
Subject makes morning log while brushing teeth. Subject reports on having read "Dragons love tacos" three times. No further useful data was gained from research.
28h20
Subject sets goals for the day. Subject shows interest in learning new skills. Subject wants to learn herself how to whistle on her fingers. NASA does NOT require applicants to know this skill. Subject spends next two hours on trying to learn the skill anyway. Minor to no progress is seen. Subject has contaminated living area with saliva.
32h30
Subject eats standard issue Leonardo Fettuccine lunch. During lunch break log subject admits on having vandalized the living space by drawing a "galaxy" on the living space radiation shield. The drawing contains no useful data for the mission and is highly inaccurate.
35h15
Subject makes head ornament out of standard issue hygiene supplies. Subject also draws moustache on her face (loss of identity?). Subject uses toilet as table (fixation with toilet seems very strong in subject). Further mental degradation can be observed as subject expresses need for a friend. Subject vandalizes standard issue rubber ducky by decapitating it. Subject makes new head out of toilet paper (further evidence of fecal fixation). Subject inserts standard issue ear swabs into rubber ducky. Subject uses ear swabs to construct non functional spectacles.Subject uses standard issue tampons as earrings. Subject names vandalized rubber ducky "Carl" and categorizes it as a new species. No useful data can be extracted from this experiment. NASA biologists unanimously reject "Duckupine" as being a new species.
37h15
Subject is seen having a conversation with Carl. Mental degradation is at severe levels at this point. Emergency sleeping agent is released in living space. Subject responds to agent as planned.Subject goes to sleep.
47h30
Subject has not placed living space key in standard issue container for said key. Key is sucked up by the automated cleaning robot. Subject panics. Subject breaks outer hull to get out. Subject shows no remorse for putting mission at risk by breaching space ship hull. Acute loss of cabin pressure pushes craft out of orbit. All crew dead, mission failure.
Conclusion:
Do NOT let subject anywhere near NASA research facilities. Inform local authorities to prevent rubber ducky abuse by subject.
Did you really take the time to write all this? Damn.
boijorzee i read it all and it was cool
Whenever someone tells me that the entire CZcams comment section is annoying, I'll show them this. What a great, long, well-written and creative comment. Nice!
Now I'll learn you something. It's best to *teach* people, and yourself, new things. It's always good to learn new things.
i love this so much. cant help but imagine NASA observing her lol
Is it just me or does: "dragons love tacos" sound like the new birds and the bees?
this is why you can't have nice things
no I take that back. this is why you CAN have nice things.
Simone Giertz tu parles super bien français!
I have spent more than 48 hours straight in one room. It called my bed room and I do it every day.
You spend more than 48 hours every day? That's some crazy shit, man.
The bed touching the toilet is making me feel something awful lol I didn't know I had a strong opinion about that......
It would be so easy for someone to fake this, but YOU JUST KNOW, Simone is the type of person to actually be in there for the full 48H creating mutant rubber ducks
Gillio She definitely wasn't, I saw her through the window watching the walking dead.
Gillio it's blatantly obvious that this isn't real
Most people here don't seem to know Simon and her craziness
sanchez Gusta it's real
48 hours is just two days, it's not even impressive to any degree, holy shit what kind of world are we living in where ppl think it's amazing to stay in a bathroom for 2 days, holy shit im going to vomit
id go crazy after 10 mins. props to uđ€Ł
Madelaine Dickman Prove it
PK Fire when she was climbing out the window a camera was already there
Same
Cabbage Because she asked for the camera to be placed there?This is scripted,but the fact that she stayed 2 days in the bathroom is not
Iâd go crazy after 1 millisecond
Watching this in 2020 feels significantly different. If you feel discouraged, just think of this as training to be an astronaut or a Mars colonizer! :D
I love your videos, Simone. Always put such a dorky smile on my face.
No internet? For 2 days? Yup im outta here.
BeShak Rants same XD
Im somehow mentally sane without 2 weeks of internet
Spectre Are you even human?
Spectre how are you here
Yes i am human and their is something called pissing your siblings off
R.I.P Ducky..
R.I.P TO MR.BOB THE DUCK
you are beautiful and amazing
Simone, you're the kind of crazy the world needs! Never change! â€ïž
I remember watching this two years ago! Thanks for reminding me about it again, CZcams!đđ
She's like a cross between Kelsie from Buzzfeed and Jenna Marbles, but I love her ( first video I've seen of her)
Kay Gow sameeee
Kay Gow MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
Kay Gow yeah same and I subscribed
omg i thought about kelsie too
She reminds me of Hannah Hoffman
Sovietwomble would be proud.
did I miss a meme of him?
smpk He locked himself in his bathroom once and got stuck in there for several hours. The fire brigade got him out due to a call of 'a woman stuck in her bathroom'. He talks about it in one of his videos.
A Totally Ordinary Aubergine ... what bullshittery video?!?... pls tell me now
DayZ part 14
A Totally Ordinary Aubergine come on, I wanted to say that xD
All the stuff I could do in my few months travelling to Mars:
âąCatch up on some reading
âąLearn a new language
âąFigure out who I am as a human
âąFind out what crying in 0 gravity is like
âąGet a head start on the olâ novel
âąBecome good at art
âąFigure out the meaning of life and why weâre all here
âąAnd lastly the main thing: procrastinate all of this
I'm watching this during quarantine for inspiration, thanks Simone! Lol
Omg I love your galaxy shower curtains!!!
Also, are you selling that tshirt? Cause I would so buy it!
David why not
Clisare ikr
Clisare can u help me
oh im sorry its not a galaxy ! :D its a Nebula
I like how she's casually eating on top of a dirty toilet. đ
gordon ram ram Same âŁđč
I think she cleaned it, when she said it felt like a bad hangover she had a cleaner next to her.
I watched this 2 years ago and I can't believe you are the same girl making truckla...
SAME
She is a prophet able to prepare for the future without knowing
Yeah I spent the night in my bathroom for 3 days with
Dried food I'm actually ready for space
JesseDelmore 123 what about 8 months then
48 hours is 2 days smh.
16 Months. And Being in space Is different You feel weirder
DozaGFX, unless you're joking, it said 'day 1, day 2, day 3' as in she was in their during day 1 (like in the evening) but wasn't in there for a day.
JesseDelmore 123 good luck!
Ever heard the saying "Don't shit where you sleep"? This still applies!
Or is it "Don't sleep where you shit"?
Don't shit where you eat, I always thought... not to detract from the joke :P
More like "Don't shit where you eat".
I actually think it's "don't shit where you eat", but it seems she got that one down as well...
Flushing disperses the fecal matter into the air, and it lands erywhere. Therefore in summary, she must not flush đ”
see this is the type of â24â or â48â hour challenge i wanna see because you have a normal bathroom and all these youtubers have bathrooms the size of my bedroom
Canât believe itâs been 2 years since this video. Time flies. I hope you get to space
"Who needs coffee when you can eat tampons with strawberry flavor?"
What?
@@livinlikelevii3314 it's on the video
I saw this THE SECOND she said this
Thought you were wearing a mermaid tail in the thumbnail lmao
lolita hays haha sameđ
lolita hays same
lolita hays lol same
lolita hays same
same lol
this was my comfort video when i was younger, and coming back 6 years later it's still comforting and fun. thank you :)
How can anyone watch this and not fall in a huge crush on you!? You're great! :)
I could live in a very small area, but all I need is my wifi.
Carlyxoxlol and a bed!
Beheads rubber duck and looks like 5:54 , yup sanity intact.
station240 I
honestly, simone would be a riot on a spaceship. Would you get bored with someone who makes qtip glasses?
I spend hours at a time in my bathroom during the year, and now I know I'm not the only one.
"I'm doing this to show I'm not insane!"
(30 hours later)
"I have never had to draw on a mustache, but I feel I am doing a damn fine job!"
Says "I'm only doing 48hr so I don't seem insane" but yet I still think she loosened a few screws in the bathroom
9:03 I concur. In all fairness, I cannot confirm she started with a full set anyway :)
Love ur quirky personality.. this video was so fun.. thank u for making it
I don't know how many times I've seen this video, but for me it represents how good youtube content should feel like. Chill, relatable hangout!
Usally when im watching a video and then accidentally click on a different video in the recommendations i click off really fast but I kept watching this one đđđđ»đđ»đ
Mikayla Moon sameeee
Omg me toooo
Mikayla Moon same
:3 xD
Ikr lol :)
she reminds me of jena marbles if jenna marbles was a scientist
Jada Collins-Jackson specially when she said ânastyâ
Jada Collins-Jackson love your profile
She has a master's in sports therapy actually lol
Jada Collins-Jackson Jenna Marbles has stupid dogs
DawnOfTheLastDay Nice pfp.
She was getting us ready for the rona!!! đČđ€
Yeah look at all the toilet paper đź
THIS IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME much love and respect xoxoxox
"Who needs coffee when you can have tampons with strawberry flavoring?"-Quote of the Year
Cierra Faith Lara đđđđ
Bella Donna Bella Donna Every girl will experience it and guy will find out someday. That shouldnât be something you call disgusting because itâs a part of life. Bye.
p a r a k e e t __ o v e r l o r d Exactly.
Tampons
TAM
I'm stable to go to space.
*cuts head off rubber duck*
*comes into the shot with tampon glasses*
*names the duck carl*
SpedUpArt Videos HIS NAME IS KARL WITH A K
Hahahaha Lol lmao
Astronauts name ducks "Carl", you uncultured swine
Your ability to entertain yourself is endlessly impressive
This is definitely my favorite video of you. :)
Life Tip: Don't eat where you shit. (metaphor)
She went insaneđđ
Carl is terrifying!
I love this channel so much! â€ïžâ€ïž
Du bist so verrĂŒckt das du mir schon wieder sympathisch bist!!
Bleib immer so!!!
If the window escape wasn't planned.. why was there a camera setup to capture it...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Top 10 questions science still cant explain
isunktheship ikr!đ
Just in case? xD idk
tru tho
Maybe when she said that she is going trough the window, they put the camera out. Orrrrr maybe she was planing at the begining to go trough the window, but she was in bathroom 48 hours.... Idk.... Sorry for my REALLY BAD English....
Id just sleep the whole 48hours thats what i do anywaysđđ
hooda+đ
So you sleep for 2 days! Then
isabels vlogs yes i do
Nice profile pic.
Yay 1000 like!!"
6:56 This episode is feeling more like JennaMarbles than usual.
when she said "buuuutiful" I couldn't hold my self from laughing
She reminds me of a mixture of Jenna marbles and simply nailogical
Rosie Cruz aka Hannah Hoffman
finaly, i thought i was alone who find her pretty similar to jenna marbles)
Rosie Cruz simply nailogic because she cusses so much
SAME
Rosie Cruz mixture? Nah *wannabe*
The thumbnail looks like shes wearing a *mermaid tail*
TFMQueenleiah I know right
I thought that was only me
TFMQueenleiah IKR
TFMQueenleiah OMG YASSSSS GURL THATS WAT I THOUGHT
TFMQueenleiah ikr
CZcams must really want me to watch this video đ€Ł been on my list for past week
Petition to make this Simones most viewed video again đâ€ïž
Anyone else thought that in the thumbnail her legs were a mermaid tail?
yes
Me
Kawaii Kat YES
I had to look back like 3 times like "wait"
"No"
"But wait"
"Maybe"
"Oh, nope, just her legs"
me
Or maybe Jenna Marbles and SimplyNailogical COMBINED!!!
Nickayla Murphy holosexuals!!!!!!!
You are so awesome. Me and my sister just did this because we loved this video so much.
"To prove that I am mentally stable"
One day later: draws a mustache on themselves with a sharpie and puts candles on there head and talks with a rubber duckie then cuts of there head and puts wet toilet paper on where the head use to be
was she using tampons for earrings?!đ
Aria Johnson yep
in true grayson dolan style
Littt Olivia Yes xDD
Littt Olivia I know!!!
the toilet is so funny