The 5 Stages of Peloton

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  • čas přidán 28. 01. 2021
  • I can just duct tape an iPad to my old bike, right? Maybe Cody will say my name on this live ride... ::fingers crossed:: #peloton #comedy #5stages
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  • @makenna7936
    @makenna7936 Před 3 lety +397

    Penn is GENUINELY scared in this video

  • @whtygr23
    @whtygr23 Před 3 lety +189

    The look on her face is priceless when Penn started flirty talk

  • @lisacraze1
    @lisacraze1 Před 3 lety +1225

    Can't wait for stage 6...where it becomes a clothing rack.

    • @TravelSmallLiveBig
      @TravelSmallLiveBig Před 3 lety +42

      That would be stage 3 for me. 😂

    • @caitlincunningham8354
      @caitlincunningham8354 Před 3 lety +14

      Yeah...if it was in the bedroom. No laundry in the dining room... hopefully 🙂

    • @melc.5681
      @melc.5681 Před 3 lety +27

      I was looking for this stage based on every person I know who got one!

    • @Nick_Logan
      @Nick_Logan Před 3 lety +49

      Lol, Lisa you sound like a non Peloton owner. Once you have one, it’s life changing.

    • @TheSharandJoeShow
      @TheSharandJoeShow Před 3 lety +3

      So true!

  • @magicaladventuresyt
    @magicaladventuresyt Před 3 lety +51

    "I came in 67,243rd but I rocked it"😂

  • @emicole4823
    @emicole4823 Před 3 lety +302

    the Holderness family is keeping me sane right now

  • @baca1105
    @baca1105 Před 3 lety +47

    As a Peloton addict, I’m embarrassed to say this is 100% accurate. Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @amyjimenez3913
    @amyjimenez3913 Před 3 lety +89

    We never use the dinning room anyway 😂😂😂

  • @metalsomemother3021
    @metalsomemother3021 Před 3 lety +165

    Ok I want to see the 5 stages of the Pelaton part 2: when it's gathering dust, becomes a clothes rack, gets moved to the garage, then sold on Craigslist

    • @arandomcommenter7902
      @arandomcommenter7902 Před 2 lety +1

      that’s 4

    • @joeleek9976
      @joeleek9976 Před 2 lety +4

      That's the part I like. I have purchased high end excercise equipment from the rich folks in the town next door. End of February-March is a good time. That's about when the average new years resolution wears off.

    • @jamiealexander1436
      @jamiealexander1436 Před 2 lety +1

      Never! Peloton forever!!

    • @annt7384
      @annt7384 Před rokem

      I tried to buy a used Peloton last year, but sellers were still selling their used bikes higher than What I could buy new from Peloton, even though the wait time had gone way down.

  • @stacymichele6840
    @stacymichele6840 Před 3 lety +9

    Totally True Peloton Addict Facts!!! 1) Cody IS fun!!! 2) Hamilton and Wicked Rides were LIFE! 3) "5AM...It's my birthday, it's a live ride, and they are probably going to say my name"...Been there, done that for milestone rides! I started with the app at the end of March, and in 2 weeks (fingers crossed) I will be getting the Bike +, and you better believe I will be getting a shout out for my birthday, even if I have to get up at 5AM , and continue to ride live rides until I get one!! Keeping the awesome content coming!!!

    • @monicamikol1134
      @monicamikol1134 Před 3 lety

      Hey there! Friendly heads up from someone who recently celebrated birthday & didn't get shout out....make sure your DOB isn't marked "private" on your profile 🤦‍♀️ Now I gotta wait till next year 🤷‍♀️

  • @chadwickwhite8400
    @chadwickwhite8400 Před 3 lety +127

    Anyone that goes over to their place and sees Kim in a star trek outfit... don't ask any questions.

  • @robertbowman448
    @robertbowman448 Před 3 lety +38

    Penn with the Orion Slave Girl reference - NERD! Of course I had a flashback to Yvonne Craig in "Whom Gods Destroy" so I'm a nerd, too.

    • @ursusthewhite9824
      @ursusthewhite9824 Před 3 lety +4

      Ahh Yvonne Craig. Alas she got blowed mighty good in that episode. What a shame. Nanananana Batgirl also

  • @sabrinalavallo1064
    @sabrinalavallo1064 Před 3 lety +19

    I laughed out loud when Penn said,"I'mgoona take the dog for-" and Kim was their singing defying gravity! Great video!

  • @ericadangelo4895
    @ericadangelo4895 Před 3 lety +41

    The ACCURACY. Especially the escalation from app rider to now needing a Tread+

  • @montecarlo4294
    @montecarlo4294 Před 3 lety +266

    More like "it's more than just a pandemic...its a lifestyle"

  • @littlefreak7946
    @littlefreak7946 Před 3 lety +2

    I came in 67,243rd.. BUT I ROCKED IT! 🤣

  • @WillieJB2
    @WillieJB2 Před 2 lety +7

    The funniest part is at the end when she says she’s looking for a used tread, the husband says “God no”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dougdraper4892
    @dougdraper4892 Před 3 lety +14

    "The Ferengi call it the five stages of acquisition: infatuation, justification, appropriation, obsession, and resale." -- Harry Kim ;-)

  • @f0t0b0y
    @f0t0b0y Před 3 lety +17

    As a peloton addict, you nailed it. 🤣

  • @hannahg4644
    @hannahg4644 Před 3 lety +84

    Are you slowly convincing me to get a peloton with Broadway classes?
    cause it's working

    • @holdernessfamilylaughs
      @holdernessfamilylaughs  Před 3 lety +26

      I mean... there are a lot of Broadway rides...

    • @lindaguerra638
      @lindaguerra638 Před 3 lety +1

      Omg. Love the theme rides. Did you do Ben’s, Calvin Harris ride? 😳😂😍💃🏽

    • @blowingsmqke
      @blowingsmqke Před 3 lety +4

      I love both of those..
      Hamilton and Wicked
      Unfortunately I am 12 so can’t buy a peloton 😂

  • @purpleslog
    @purpleslog Před 3 lety +5

    Ha! Love the Star Trek reference! I was thinking hot green Orion girl also at the end.

  • @robinkrok119
    @robinkrok119 Před 3 lety +8

    I am STILL obsessed with my with my Peloton! This is perfectly accurate! Maybe we'll high-five sometime ;)

  • @OttoTheWeim
    @OttoTheWeim Před 3 lety +33

    Everyone has to drink every time she says “it’s fine”. That’s how I get through the pandemic.

  • @magicofshootingstar5825
    @magicofshootingstar5825 Před 3 lety +12

    I were so confused of the title of this because peloton in my language means fearless 😂 And I had never heard of that bike before. 😃

  • @jackiek5782
    @jackiek5782 Před 3 lety +68

    Wow, this is me. I've literally converted my dining room into the workout room and I'm anxiously awaiting my Peloton delivery. 7 weeks of waiting so far.... but surely it'll be here soon???

    • @LisaRoberts9
      @LisaRoberts9 Před 3 lety +5

      It's 100% worth it! You will LOVE!

    • @crystalrowan
      @crystalrowan Před 3 lety +3

      I know the wait is awful right now, but you're going to love it so much! It really is addicting! I'm going to go ahead and plug Power Zone training because it was a game changer for me (check out the Power Zone Pack facebook group)

    • @Lucia_007
      @Lucia_007 Před 3 lety +1

      I feel you sis.Mine is coming this Friday, if I don’t get email about rescheduling delivery.

    • @eyeojo
      @eyeojo Před 3 lety +1

      Have used it a ton during the winter, but def prefer outdoor rides now that weather improving...suspect it will be seasonal for me. Have learned a lot about zones too!

    • @DeathKnellPresents
      @DeathKnellPresents Před 3 lety +1

      Been waiting for 8 weeks here. Comes on Tuesday! 🤩

  • @12srr
    @12srr Před 3 lety +6

    I admire you, Kim! I also am looking to buy a treadmill, only it wouldn't be for me... I want to train our dogs to use it! Haha. Thanks for keeping us all smiling!

  • @saarakaajas3360
    @saarakaajas3360 Před 3 lety +8

    Peloton is fearless in Finnish. It took me a while to understand what you ment by Five stages of fearless. 😆

  • @jerrydelatorre5977
    @jerrydelatorre5977 Před 2 lety +2

    This made laugh!! It was great! I just ordered my bike and I can see myself going through the stages!! Lol!!

  • @jumpskirt
    @jumpskirt Před 3 lety

    I recognize some of those DVD's!! LOL How fun. I, too, have been resisting the Pelaton craze (and still doing the DVD's) Thanks for the insight into it and glad you're enjoying your ride!

  • @alyzu4755
    @alyzu4755 Před rokem

    "We Don't use our dining room".
    "Maybe it's 'cause I'm a Star Trek fan".
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣❤️

  • @mochamfh
    @mochamfh Před 2 lety +2

    Because of this video, I got one. 4 months in and I love it, love it, love it. I totally have a tablet setup with the app for the treadmill too :-)

  • @kathrynblodgett1969
    @kathrynblodgett1969 Před 3 lety +5

    LOLOLOLOL You're thinking Tony Award winning musical. Penn's thinking Orian Slave Girl. Be careful with that.....lolol

  • @madelinegreen9282
    @madelinegreen9282 Před 3 lety +4

    My mom got one during quarantine. It’s been a never ending war between me and her blasting Cody throughout the house because she doesn’t use her Bluetooth headphones.

  • @gypsybelle4757
    @gypsybelle4757 Před 3 lety

    Omg!! You guys make me smile just when I need it. Thank you!!!!

  • @carrieradtke983
    @carrieradtke983 Před 3 lety +6

    Star trek fan... LOL!! that was a bit naughty!

  • @Heyimjustriver
    @Heyimjustriver Před 3 lety +11

    This is hilarious! Love the musical references

  • @moniquekeane7704
    @moniquekeane7704 Před 2 lety +1

    This is the best thing I've watched all week! And accurate, gave in and got mine on Tuesday lol

  • @jules2291
    @jules2291 Před 3 lety +1

    This is literally all that's keeping me sane right now , CZcams content , lectures , essays and more essays , I'm on the toad to insanity .

  • @katecollis3659
    @katecollis3659 Před 3 lety +1

    So good! Thanks for all the videos - love them

  • @aprilrichards3434
    @aprilrichards3434 Před 3 lety +2

    ❤️ my Peloton! I had one before the commercial and said that the only reason people were mad about the bike being a gift was that they hadn't tried Peloton! To know her is to love her!

  • @makenna7936
    @makenna7936 Před 3 lety +3

    Hi Kim and penn! I LOVE your videos, they make me smile every day! Thank you!

  • @ilener1698
    @ilener1698 Před 3 lety +69

    You need to add:
    Stage 6: start finding excuses to go on the bike
    Stage 7: start using the bike a clothes rack
    Stage 8: What bike.

    • @Patricia-mx8qv
      @Patricia-mx8qv Před 3 lety +8

      Barely happens that's why it's not part of it!

    • @JenElder
      @JenElder Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah maybe with an old piece of exercise equipment...not the Peloton!!

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr Před 3 lety +1

      @@JenElder Sure...I believe that.

    • @plp4140
      @plp4140 Před 3 lety +6

      Stage 6 would be filling your closet with peloton apparel.

  • @annaliz1981
    @annaliz1981 Před 3 lety +70

    Plot twist. Pelaton invented the Covid virus after their first commercial horribly back fired.

    • @Certified_souls_player
      @Certified_souls_player Před 3 lety +1

      This is true

    • @gracebergeron949
      @gracebergeron949 Před 2 lety

      did they sell more equipment?

    • @annaliz1981
      @annaliz1981 Před 2 lety

      @@gracebergeron949 I have noticed more people have them. My boss ordered one in April 2020 and it took 4 months to come so I think they got a lot of orders at the start of quarantine.

  • @exinilda
    @exinilda Před 3 lety +17

    😂🤣😂🤣 you look kinda hot in green.. is it working for you? Must be a Star Trek thing 🤣😂🤣😂 you two crack me up!!!

  • @d.thomas1541
    @d.thomas1541 Před 3 lety +2

    Laughed out load multiple times! 🥰

  • @punnyflamingo3505
    @punnyflamingo3505 Před 3 lety +1

    I love your vids they are so funny thank you for making quarintine so much better

  • @claudieleece6257
    @claudieleece6257 Před 3 lety +3

    Love this video and your channel. Than you for making me laugh.

  • @dwiller1
    @dwiller1 Před 3 lety +1

    This is spot on!! So great. I PR’d on that Wicked ride!

  • @tammygreen9635
    @tammygreen9635 Před 3 lety

    Hilarious as always! Love your videos! Also, I saw Ironman 3 the other day and didn't realize you played the role of the reporter! And your husband had a cameo too! Lol! Way cool!

  • @elizabethbarnes15
    @elizabethbarnes15 Před 3 lety +4

    You guys are amazing 🤩 keep it up!!

  • @karenmitchell887
    @karenmitchell887 Před 3 lety +1

    Omgosh this is Sooooo accurate. I’ve had mine from way back before high fives were even a thing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abdolan
    @abdolan Před 3 lety +3

    you guys are the most funniest people I know!

  • @klomax7089
    @klomax7089 Před 11 měsíci

    I love, love, LOVE the Peloton app! It’s literally my gym, and I don’t have not one Peloton piece of equipment, but I have a treadmill, some weights and a mat. It’s fantastic! 👍🏽❤️👍🏽❤️👍🏽

  • @adhfan75
    @adhfan75 Před 2 lety

    LOL Watching the Christmas 2019 Pelotan commercial now, especially the part where the wife says how much her bike 'changed her' by Christmas 2020, was ironically prophetic indeed. Great job with your video, too.

  • @LisaRoberts9
    @LisaRoberts9 Před 3 lety +18

    OMG Kim what's your pelo name? I need to high five you! I have my live century ride on Saturday - can't wait! I hope she says my name! PS LOVE your shirt!

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ Před 3 lety +11

    Your forgot Stage 6: Clothes Rack
    Kim's birthday is 27 March. So, get that treadmill shipped to her soon.

  • @jeanellentrubshaw3795
    @jeanellentrubshaw3795 Před 3 lety

    OMG...Beyond hysterical. Been through all the stages.

  • @augustusgreen7881
    @augustusgreen7881 Před 3 lety +83

    Can you do a skit on the 5 stages of GameStop stocks

  • @prishabhal3177
    @prishabhal3177 Před 3 lety +5

    My family has a peloton bike and the tread and I went through this phase , hahaha.

  • @tinaperez7393
    @tinaperez7393 Před 3 lety +10

    The never used dining room is the modern day family / household gym. No question.

    • @mandy3486
      @mandy3486 Před 3 lety +1

      Our living room is a zoom karate school / virtual elementary school.

  • @louissivo9660
    @louissivo9660 Před 3 lety

    Too many good moments here. The laptop being ripped off by the "handles." Then the theme rides of the addict. But my favorite, because I thought only I was thinking of it, but her in green. My mind went straight to Star Trek and then it's mentioned! Classic!!! And no, he's not weird. Lol.

  • @lighthouse1566
    @lighthouse1566 Před 3 lety

    I have both the tread plus and the bike and I love them both!!!! I am a Peloton addict 1000% I loved this video!

  • @sabrinalavallo1064
    @sabrinalavallo1064 Před 3 lety

    This is amazing. I luv u Holderness. Amazing.

  • @geek_ariel8216
    @geek_ariel8216 Před 3 lety +2

    Hahaha! brilliant! i loved the 80's ride :)

  • @marieh6646
    @marieh6646 Před 3 lety +2

    Y’all just make my day

  • @lechenea
    @lechenea Před 3 lety +1

    No one looks that fresh coming off an assault bike. Haha love this!

  • @MarlDom
    @MarlDom Před 2 lety +9

    Yeah, I'm so deep in level five right now! It's definitely a lifestyle. My non Peloton friends don't get it.

    • @RedtheCat2014
      @RedtheCat2014 Před 2 lety

      Want a cookie? Organic of course. I'll stick to cycling, outside in Spring/Summer/Fall, Krav Maga in winter. Works for me- and no cult

    • @ThatTypicalLlama
      @ThatTypicalLlama Před 2 lety

      @@RedtheCat2014 Do you want a cookie?

  • @msvilove1
    @msvilove1 Před 2 lety

    New Peloton owner here and this is absolutely genius 😂😂😂😂. I loved, loved, loved it. You killed it😂😂

  • @yvonnefox5086
    @yvonnefox5086 Před 2 lety

    I really enjoyed this! Too funny. I gotta admit, I saw myself in your video. You made me laugh!

  • @heatherlindsey5676
    @heatherlindsey5676 Před 3 lety

    This is so hilarious!! I am really glad i discovered your videos. I am a new fan and subscriber.

  • @catt3911
    @catt3911 Před 2 lety

    Omg, it’s so true! I got mine and was in LOVE!!!!

  • @amandawhelan160
    @amandawhelan160 Před 3 lety

    A fave video definitely, hilarious! Well done!

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Před 3 lety +1

    Hilarious as usual.😆😆😆

  • @charlenecastaldo3602
    @charlenecastaldo3602 Před 3 lety

    "That's weird!" ha ha ha 🤣

  • @Hans_Niemand
    @Hans_Niemand Před 3 lety +13

    I can see Halloween 2021 now, a "The Cage" Star Trek theme....

    • @hedydoyful
      @hedydoyful Před 3 lety

      LOL! I think Kim had no idea what the Star Trek reference actually was about.

    • @jimkelley1398
      @jimkelley1398 Před 3 lety

      Great! Now how do I get the garbage man to take this fucking thing?

  • @flyinarrow88
    @flyinarrow88 Před 2 lety

    You all are hilarious!!! Hilarious 😆

  • @OHJLM
    @OHJLM Před 3 lety

    The parody we've all been waiting for!

  • @Maried39
    @Maried39 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for the laugh. I'm actually waiting for my peloton. Hopefully it comes when its suppose to.

  • @InvestToLive
    @InvestToLive Před 3 lety

    This was absolutely hilarious!

  • @jenniferhenninger3848
    @jenniferhenninger3848 Před 3 lety

    Between this, the Apple Watch and the cauliflower rice videos, I’d say you are spying on my life! 🤣

  • @tamarakennedy4976
    @tamarakennedy4976 Před 3 lety

    Hilarious! Loved this...

  • @blackharvardgroup5092
    @blackharvardgroup5092 Před 2 lety

    Very creative and true!! Liked, Commented and Subscribed for creativity!

  • @meltingpointcreations1457

    😆😆😆😆😆 Peloton should pay you for this. I am resisting temptation to go to their site!

  • @artcafe2684
    @artcafe2684 Před rokem

    LOL - "Maybe it's because I'm a Star Trek fan, but this is working. Yeah!" You guys are hilarious.

  • @tinaac1970
    @tinaac1970 Před 3 lety +1

    The Green face makes me think of the movie “The Mask” lol

  • @artfuldodger870
    @artfuldodger870 Před 3 lety

    OMG! Should have NEVER looked at this channel.🤦🏻‍♀️ Now I'm binge watching😩😂

  • @amandaking1989
    @amandaking1989 Před 3 lety

    The star trek ref was brilliant!! You can't resist the green on that show!

  • @1_viewer
    @1_viewer Před 3 lety

    The blue piano caught my eye. 😍 🎹

  • @cherylvoutour2021
    @cherylvoutour2021 Před 3 lety +2

    I converted my spare bedroom in to my Peloton room. The tread is just as good as the bike. 😃

  • @aberrett9320
    @aberrett9320 Před 3 lety +2

    Hubby got me a exercise bike for Christmas! I may need to try this new peloton app for free see how it works.

  • @Emrickify
    @Emrickify Před 3 lety +2

    Guilty as charged. This is exactly me right down to the bike taking over the dinning room.

  • @shanekline8554
    @shanekline8554 Před 3 lety +2

    You two are so fun to watch! Still not buying a peloton though,😄

  • @stephaniecrissup9112
    @stephaniecrissup9112 Před 3 lety +1

    We are actually in the process of making our garage a home gym just to fit my bike and treadmill and possibly other stuff 🤣😂

  • @jillferns333
    @jillferns333 Před 3 lety

    Good morning from.Massachusetts love your videos during the pandemic

  • @Lily-fz5wf
    @Lily-fz5wf Před 3 lety +1

    I love your channel!!

  • @shainadfarrington
    @shainadfarrington Před 2 lety

    Kim: I'm looking for a treadmill now...
    Penn: G*d no.
    💀💀💀😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @wendychapman6658
    @wendychapman6658 Před rokem +1

    😂. This was me even up to buying the their treadmill. I use both daily. Definitely life changing 🚴 🏋🏽‍♀️ 🏃🏽‍♀️

  • @ameliafurr164
    @ameliafurr164 Před 3 lety

    She is literally my mom. My mom has wanted the bike for years and my dad agreed to getting it. We got it in march of last year when quarantine hit hard. She folded her towels and placed everything beautifully around her her first time riding it. Her favorite instructer is Cody and she takes the rides pretty seriously and now wants a treadmill to go with her bike so we will have an at home gym. She saw the video and loved it. She wants to know what your name is on peloton so she can follow you. Love you so much!

  • @nvironmental
    @nvironmental Před 2 lety

    🤣🤭 This was so funny!!

  • @charlottegeary1477
    @charlottegeary1477 Před 3 lety +2

    As someone who got the Peloton last year, I can totally vouch for the Newbie Rider stage!!!!

  • @saraorski7199
    @saraorski7199 Před 3 lety

    Hahaha! There's this Peloton radio ad on TuneIn right now where the Peloton instructor I think sounds just like Kim. What a coincidence!