Are These the Worst Dad Jokes EVER?

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  • čas přidán 9. 07. 2019
  • Is Lola laughing because these jokes are funny or because her Dad is super lame? Here's a joke: Why did the belt go to jail? Guess you'll have to watch the video and find out. #dadjokes #laughchallenge #comedy
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    The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for CZcams to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish Vlogs and other nonsense to this channel as often as they can while remaining sane. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments.
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Komentáře • 739

  • @ryankucera5330
    @ryankucera5330 Před 5 lety +241

    Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards…
    Dad: AND?!

  • @agent7861
    @agent7861 Před 5 lety +510

    What rhymes with orange?
    No it doesn’t.
    That one was the best.

    • @cupofcozy708
      @cupofcozy708 Před 5 lety +6

      I don't get the one 😬

    • @thebrickbudds
      @thebrickbudds Před 5 lety +4

      ShinyEvenWonderღ
      What Rhymes with Orange

    • @agent7861
      @agent7861 Před 5 lety +19

      ShinyEvenWonderღ It was intended as a question, like “What rhymes with orange?”, but the person took it as a statement, like “What rhymes with orange.” To which he responded with “No it doesn’t.” Because the word ‘what’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘orange’.

    • @xxlillyxx3052
      @xxlillyxx3052 Před 4 lety

      porage

    • @johnyoun1100
      @johnyoun1100 Před 4 lety

      Ya

  • @cosmicb3
    @cosmicb3 Před 5 lety +470

    I can’t stop laughing about the kidnapping at school....he’s fine he woke up 😂😂

  • @gamom1
    @gamom1 Před 5 lety +101

    PC’s laugh is contagious..I love it I hope you keep it as a sound bite

  • @emilyjayne1125
    @emilyjayne1125 Před 5 lety +122

    “Toaster these days do both sides” -Lola 2019

    • @mikeeasley6670
      @mikeeasley6670 Před 4 lety +5

      I laughed too loudly at that part, and my wife just shook her head.

    • @HeyItsTyler478
      @HeyItsTyler478 Před 2 lety +2

      #genzquotes

    • @Julian-xt1yb
      @Julian-xt1yb Před rokem +1

      I read that as she was saying it in the video 😂😂

  • @morganthefae2641
    @morganthefae2641 Před 5 lety +138

    So the other day, I was at my hotel. And in the lobby, there were two chess masters. And they were bragging about past wins. They were chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

  • @theostaschik6870
    @theostaschik6870 Před 5 lety +71

    The one with Captain Kirk and the left ear, right ear, and final frontier was actually funny.

  • @bubzilla6137
    @bubzilla6137 Před 5 lety +257

    Let's use the comments to share some of our favorites!
    I think I might be addicted to dough. I don't just want it, I KNEAD it!
    I have kleptomania but it's ok. When it gets real bad, I take something for it.
    I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said "Airport Left", so I turned around and went home.
    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
    I got an email saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" And I thought... That's just spam. 😂
    I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo.
    To the guy who invented 0- thanks for nothing!
    Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet...
    What did one Dorito farmer say the other Dorito farmer? Hey, Cool Ranch!
    What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
    I suppose this comment is long enough, probably too long. It's ok. If it makes even one person laugh, it's totally worth it. Have fun everyone!!!! Thanks again, Holderness family, for this awesome opportunity to laugh!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

    • @sheepie2465
      @sheepie2465 Před 5 lety +7

      Bub Zilla this cracked a smile 😀

    • @clydedawg4494
      @clydedawg4494 Před 5 lety +4

      The last one had me laughing!

    • @uhhh3958
      @uhhh3958 Před 5 lety +23

      My friend told me to stop imitating a flamingo... so i had to put my foot down.
      I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised.

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 Před 5 lety +2

      @@sheepie2465 Yay!!! 🙂🙂🙂

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 Před 5 lety +2

      @@clydedawg4494 Awesomeness!!! Lol! 🤨😂🤣

  • @vanessarivers6747
    @vanessarivers6747 Před 5 lety +60

    What rhymes with orange.
    No it doesnt.
    I laughed TOO hard at that one.

  • @lilystar5063
    @lilystar5063 Před 5 lety +86

    Penn Charles: I don't get it but I'm laughing 😂

  • @jcpartri
    @jcpartri Před 4 lety +77

    I remember fondly my first job as a Mirror cleaner. My friends laughed at me, but it was something I could really see myself doing.

  • @luciesnyder1022
    @luciesnyder1022 Před 4 lety +94

    Who is watching this 2020?!?!

  • @ashleyhickey1369
    @ashleyhickey1369 Před 4 lety +11

    Your sons laugh could make anyone's day it's infectious! Love your videos ! Keep the laughter coming !

  • @kevinthesquid
    @kevinthesquid Před 5 lety +18

    On the napping one, anyone else notice that the kids and Penn all got it at the same time xD

  • @thatdragon
    @thatdragon Před 4 lety +9

    One Of My Favorites. A man gets burned on his left side. The doctor says “There’s not much left.” The nurse says “It will be all right.”

  • @cliffyj5071
    @cliffyj5071 Před 4 lety +7

    That is probably one of most awesome family interactions I have ever seen!!!

  • @kirstenrudd8424
    @kirstenrudd8424 Před 5 lety +161

    Ok. But why is Lola like, an adult now?? for real?!?!? 😭😭😭😭

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 Před 5 lety +6

      Kirsten Rudd I don’t know but I’m not ready! She looks like her mama!

    • @fablewable5350
      @fablewable5350 Před 5 lety +1

      Yesss

    • @mikeilabiddle1757
      @mikeilabiddle1757 Před 4 lety +2

      Was just thinking the same thing. Her voice has completely changed from the last time I watched a video, she sounds so much like Penn now! (the girl version, of course)

    • @theemersonwatts2578
      @theemersonwatts2578 Před 4 lety +1

      I know right

    • @joycecheong4308
      @joycecheong4308 Před 4 lety

      Everyone grows up girl even u

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 Před rokem +3

    I do NOT often tell Dad jokes , but when I do, he USUALLY laughs!

  • @robertemmons2260
    @robertemmons2260 Před 4 lety +3

    I love dads spending time with their kids, their time together is precious. My daughter and I have shared jokes with each other.

  • @joshuap7406
    @joshuap7406 Před 5 lety +31

    I wasn't laughing because of the jokes - I was laughing because Penn (senior) was laughing.

  • @smittyde
    @smittyde Před 5 lety +152

    I couldn’t decide which Asian food I wanted more, Japanese or Chinese. So, I just called it a Thai.

  • @rmr1279b
    @rmr1279b Před 5 lety +66

    I love how when Penn starts to explain the joke, Lola is like "No, we got it, it just isn't that funny." lol

  • @LaGuardiaCross
    @LaGuardiaCross Před 5 lety +147

    The kidnapping one was clever and the pure idea of cannibals eating a clown is hilarious, even without the punch-line. If I EVER decide to do standup, I need Penn Charles in the front row.

    • @damianzachariah3645
      @damianzachariah3645 Před 2 lety

      I dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a tool to log back into an instagram account?
      I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any tips you can give me!

    • @felipevalentin5025
      @felipevalentin5025 Před 2 lety

      @Damian Zachariah instablaster :)

  • @aaronrogers8743
    @aaronrogers8743 Před 5 lety +30

    How do you catch a unique animal?
    - You Neek up on it!
    How do you catch a tame animal?
    - Tame way you Neek up on it!

  • @renee2994
    @renee2994 Před 4 lety +6

    I hope Penn and his kids always have this close bond

  • @kkitzhaber
    @kkitzhaber Před 4 lety +144

    Not gonna lie. I stole three of these jokes for my Sunday sermon. Got lots of groans.

  • @benbuenen7378
    @benbuenen7378 Před 5 lety +18

    guilty of resisting arrest... best...joke...ever

  • @peggyharris7849
    @peggyharris7849 Před 5 lety +33

    It started out so Dad-lame and by the end I was laughing so hard I was wiping away tears. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @offgridnorthwest
    @offgridnorthwest Před 5 lety +14

    The clown joke and the elephant joke were both funny because of the picture on the wall behind you. A big elephant and the word CIRCUS. LOL

  • @cuanw
    @cuanw Před 5 lety +16

    Lola is such a mood

  • @micaberman307
    @micaberman307 Před 3 lety +10

    A waiter walks up to a man at a restaurant and asks, “do you wanna box for that?”.
    The man says “no but I will wrestle you for it”

  • @maggiesegura8753
    @maggiesegura8753 Před 4 lety +4

    Holderness Family my daughter and I were watching this and we were laughing so much. My daughter brought up the fact that your beautiful daughter actually looks a lot like Jennifer Lawrence. A lot of resemblance. Beautiful family. God bless.

  • @sheem.2450
    @sheem.2450 Před 4 lety +8

    😂😂😂 "does this taste funny to you??" Lol

  • @shravansrinivasan4982
    @shravansrinivasan4982 Před 4 lety +33

    Why do you call an elephant that is ignored? Irrelephant.

  • @lifethisside5712
    @lifethisside5712 Před 5 lety +2

    Such fun! I love how the giggles spread through dad to the kids...and somehow magically through the Internet to me and my family! Bravo!

  • @YasuTaniina
    @YasuTaniina Před 4 lety +12

    I'm just laughing at how hard they're laughing 😂

  • @whisperingeaglelanders2339

    He laughs so hard his face turns red and the his veins pop out!! He's hilarious...🤣

  • @eponymousjones6590
    @eponymousjones6590 Před 4 lety +5

    With Dad jokes, and puns, a groan is as good as a grin!

  • @XaviWavey
    @XaviWavey Před 4 lety +8

    "What rhymes with orange?"
    Dad: "No it doesn't."
    I'm not a dad, but that one is hilarious.

  • @RealtyWebDesigners
    @RealtyWebDesigners Před 3 lety +1

    Adorable when the kids finally get a joke! The 'kid napping at school' - Love it!

  • @blessedwithchallenges9917

    Laughing with your kids, regardless of how cool the jokes are, that's great!

  • @dsmyle8080
    @dsmyle8080 Před 5 lety +8

    Dad, I’m having an allergic reaction. We need to go to the hospital. Let’s not make any rash decisions

  • @dsmyle8080
    @dsmyle8080 Před 5 lety +9

    Dad, I got hit in the head with a cola today. At least it was a soft drink

  • @imaanchaudhry725
    @imaanchaudhry725 Před 5 lety +25

    Dad joke:
    Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hil-areas.

  • @aprilbreon6210
    @aprilbreon6210 Před 4 lety +5

    To see Penn laughing so hard is the best part. :)

  • @albert214
    @albert214 Před 2 lety

    Outstanding. Just look at how funny you guys are being locked up together.

  • @lindahurst7114
    @lindahurst7114 Před 3 lety +1

    This is truly what CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER should feel like and we sure could use more of it!!😂🤣🤪love this family!!!❤️ lkh

  • @reneerozevink6029
    @reneerozevink6029 Před 4 lety

    Thank you Holderness family for such great humor in times like these......

  • @cuttingkel
    @cuttingkel Před 3 lety

    Ya.. Anything to make Penn Jr laugh more! So Awesome! Ya can't help but laugh along!

  • @nettle7775
    @nettle7775 Před 2 lety +5

    The funny thing is is that Penn was cracking himself up way more than he was making the kids laugh...that explains a lot.

  • @dsmyle8080
    @dsmyle8080 Před 5 lety +6

    Welcome to our restaurant. Do you have reservations? No, I’m pretty sure I want to eat here

  • @skylad27
    @skylad27 Před 5 lety +11

    I went and told my family almost all of these. It took my brother a good 5 minutes for him to get the "kidnapping" one (with help by my parents to explain it) . By then it wasn't funny anymore. 😂😂💕

  • @ashd7289
    @ashd7289 Před 5 lety +4

    I got one, why can't a t-rex clap his hands .... Them: there too short? No cause there extinct.. hahhah

  • @kathrynlayfield9599
    @kathrynlayfield9599 Před 2 lety

    I just love the Holderness Family!!! All of you are so joyful! You make it possible to forget all the crazies out there! Penn, order us up a new recipe for just movin' on!

  • @Qster1584
    @Qster1584 Před 2 lety +2

    Love Penn and Lola's father daughter relationship. LOL, Penn, I think Lola was actually laughing at you and not with you. Thank you for this video. Love seeing great family relationships.

  • @MacaelasEqOfficial
    @MacaelasEqOfficial Před 2 lety +3

    At first I was watching with content, but after the the kidnapping I was wheezing the rest of the way through. This was HILARIOUS. My request is more!

  • @whatever7326
    @whatever7326 Před 3 lety +1

    The Holderness Family has become a part of my new favorite watches. So funny and entertaining. Thank you. I've seen a few but realized I was missing out on so many more videos. Love it. Keep up the great work.

  • @mjmiddleton370
    @mjmiddleton370 Před 3 lety +4

    These are great! I'm a mom but I use the dad jokes. My husband just looks at me like your daughter does. 😂
    My niece and I (we're close in age) send each other dad jokes all the time. Lol

  • @DawnHarveyPenguin
    @DawnHarveyPenguin Před 5 lety +16

    That was awesome! Needs a sequel. Or several :D

  • @roberthix
    @roberthix Před 5 lety +2

    One of my favorite so far. I love dad jokes.

  • @Sacredfire4Jesus
    @Sacredfire4Jesus Před 4 lety +6

    How does the mathemachicken solve problems? ... with a cluckulator!

  • @b.bailey8244
    @b.bailey8244 Před 4 lety +1

    the star trek joke and the kids' responses...and the school kidnapping rofl - and the cannibal joke is the best!

  • @odonovan
    @odonovan Před 2 lety +1

    WRONG! Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You take the turret. I'll drive!" 😁

  • @exinilda
    @exinilda Před 3 lety

    On my hard days I watch these and I laugh.. thank you Holderness family.. ❤️🙏

  • @DavidDeelLoco
    @DavidDeelLoco Před 10 měsíci +1

    Bless her heart. She keeps questioning why she's laughing. So cute.

  • @landonhorton4419
    @landonhorton4419 Před rokem

    Penn: "Oh wait...I just got it!" Classic.

  • @NatureArtist-tw1iq
    @NatureArtist-tw1iq Před 5 lety +2

    If a kid doesn’t sleep at nap time, is he resisting a rest? 😆😆😆😆

  • @Southernblonde1310
    @Southernblonde1310 Před 5 lety +5

    Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?
    .
    .
    Because he wanted to get along little doggy.

    • @dr.r.k.shaffer555
      @dr.r.k.shaffer555 Před 4 lety

      Yosemite Sam sang, oh I can't get along little doggie good I can't even get one that's small. I can't get along little doggie. I can't get a doggie at all!

  • @zanastrange1878
    @zanastrange1878 Před 2 lety

    🤣 It’s so delightful to watch your kids growing up & y’all laughing together over you very funny bad jokes

  • @MaverickVersusEverything
    @MaverickVersusEverything Před 5 lety +1

    Thanks for bringing us along. Mav flips out when he watched. --Dadders

  • @user-ne8eu9ks3w
    @user-ne8eu9ks3w Před 3 lety

    I am mostly laughing because their laughter is contagious. May we contract laughter and not covid. Thank you 😊

  • @mixibo
    @mixibo Před 5 lety +4

    This is proof that dad jokes can actually be funny!!!!

  • @zkarebear
    @zkarebear Před 4 lety +4

    I love how the pile of phones in front of Penn just keeps growing.

  • @aang3267
    @aang3267 Před 5 lety +3

    Omg Lola's voice!!!!!!!!! She has grown up so much

  • @xsiner
    @xsiner Před 5 lety +2

    Awesome I want to see the behind the scenes and bloopers.

  • @MessoverOG
    @MessoverOG Před 4 lety +1

    😱The cannibal joke was awful to share with kids, yet I'm still laughing! 🤣

  • @XX-qd5ln
    @XX-qd5ln Před 5 lety +4

    Oh my gosh! Lola has grown up so much😍

  • @GigiHudnall
    @GigiHudnall Před 2 lety

    My 17 year old tells "Dad Jokes" all the time. I can't wait to show him this video! I was laughing so hard, but it was because YOU were laughing so hard! And I love it when you have the kids in the videos!!!

  • @barbarachandler4430
    @barbarachandler4430 Před 2 lety +1

    They were all good. I liked the elephant in a tree joke, I'm so glad I found you guys

  • @lauradunn6413
    @lauradunn6413 Před 3 lety

    Just watching you all laugh... hahaha!! Thank you!!

  • @PatricesProjects
    @PatricesProjects Před 4 lety +3

    The jokes got better with each phone! Lol. Just like your daughter, I kept laughing because you were laughing!

  • @rmlectronicsuk2410
    @rmlectronicsuk2410 Před 4 lety +1

    Lovely happy family. Best wishes from Holderness, UK

  • @lucydespain4946
    @lucydespain4946 Před 4 lety +1

    You should totally make a part two!!!

  • @arasartsandjewelry7647

    The best part was the contagious laughter between the three. It was adorable.

  • @daycaremom13
    @daycaremom13 Před 5 lety

    I know I've said it before, but PC's laugh is so contagious. He could make the lamest joke hilarious! Everyone was laughing so much I was just laughing along too. I love how Lola was like, " you're laughing way too hard at these jokes but I'm laughing because you're laughing". Thanks, I so needed that lighthearted video this morning!

  • @davidmotoole
    @davidmotoole Před 4 lety

    You are a kindred spirit. I love silly jokes.

  • @samandnia
    @samandnia Před 5 lety +28

    hahahah! This was good!

  • @emr1408
    @emr1408 Před 5 lety +5

    Lol the darth vader toast one reminded me of something, I have a toaster that prints darth vader into your toast, maybe thats how he likes his toast

  • @Jlauffen
    @Jlauffen Před 4 lety +2

    I think this turned into a video of non-stop laughter 😂

  • @pamelaJoyce384
    @pamelaJoyce384 Před 4 lety +1

    The Clown joke always gets me!

  • @pollyannarocks
    @pollyannarocks Před 5 lety +2

    lol way too funny we all love Dad jokes right!

  • @evabailey3860
    @evabailey3860 Před 4 lety +4

    They didn't get the Star Trek reference! They didn't get it!

  • @laurapresentato7808
    @laurapresentato7808 Před 5 lety +5

    Loved it 😂 Penn looked like Fozzie Bear wakka wakka. 😀 Here is one for you There was a huge fight at the seafood restaurant - Battered fish everywhere wakka wakka enjoy

  • @elizabethcarroll3978
    @elizabethcarroll3978 Před 17 dny

    They’re having so much fun together

  • @tombell7455
    @tombell7455 Před 3 lety

    The Holderness Family, more dad jokes please.

  • @jclaudii
    @jclaudii Před 4 lety +1

    Those were good. I love the delay on some and when they got it...they got it!

  • @profx23
    @profx23 Před 2 lety

    Best. Video. Ever.
    Thanks for the laughs!

  • @savvy3tv632
    @savvy3tv632 Před 4 lety +14

    My parents’ friends were joking about how their oldest looks like she could be her brother’s mother, and my dad said “Yeah. I mean Savvy and I look so alike, I could be her father!” The other dad cracked up and gave my dad a high five. Me and the other teens just stared at him. 😒🤪

  • @dsmyle8080
    @dsmyle8080 Před 5 lety +2

    For fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says get out of here, we don’t serve your type

  • @scostie
    @scostie Před 4 lety +4

    Definitely the delivery, not the joke. And of course, the kids reactions.