You can't speak coherently and listen to someone talk at the same time dumbass. You're not multi tasking you're talking over people till they get a turn. Try reading out loud while someone gives you orders
Hahahaha I love how they're all just talking at the same time but they all still hear each other enough to comment and keep the conversation going. Pure comedy. I love it.
Okay they may be passionate, but these guys are clueless. Anyone who thinks that sand is silicon bicarbonate should just avoid using the scientific naming of chemicals altogether. And there is nothing wrong with mineral additives in food. This has been done for thousands or years. Silicate specifically, will pass harmlessly through your digestive tract in those quantanties. Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
This is hilarious. If there’s anything this video shows it’s how much we as Americans love our fast food, and in spite of knowing how bad it is for us we will never stop eating it.
12:05 had me dying Joe's talking about the snap of the sausage and the density of the bread while theres like 4 other dudes talking at once no one listening to him and he didnt even skip a beat just kept going... had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
That's because people don't believe things until they verify it for themselves. Which is how it should be yet we hear the term "fake news" all the time nowadays as well since a lot of people don't look it up.
@@stevejoshua9536 so you are saying that since there is a chance of false info we should just trust everything we hear and never look anything up? Sounds like a dumbass way of thinking. Did you know there is usually more than one source you can look at? Because it sounds like you didn't know that.
ungratefulmetalpansy so true, and guys can get over little things like arguments and stuff, when women do they take it way too far and never talk again 😂
To be fair though it was just some random guy on the internet who claimed it was. Maybe Joe could see what the page actually said before opening it. The random guy was somewhat right though, it can cause lung cancer when inhaled.
I have a tough job and I get home late and hardly get to see my buddies anymore. This cheered me up a lot and put a huge smile on my face :) thank you 😊
Uea that place was really good.. but it burned down and was never the same when it reopened. Rumour has it one of the sons caused the fire to collect insurance. But thats just hearsay
God I remember sitting in the back of a car and my friend ordering 17 cheeseburgers and a small fry and then we all laughed for like 5 minutes while the employees waited for us to stop laughing
Troy Burtwell Oh is that right? Just flat earth, Illuminati, space is fake, dinosaurs are fake and so are nuclear weapons. 😭😭 There isn’t one bit of sanity or intelligence in Eddie Bravo. None.
the silica dioxide is used to mix in with plant food they use silicon to strengthen the cell walls of the stems and flowers/fruits so we already ingest a fair bit just through fruit and veg.
Okay but this particular additive is perfectly safe. It's just sand. Blindly assuming that all additives are dangerous is just as stupid as trusting that it's all safe. None of us are food experts. We have to trust the FDA for this stuff. And overall they do an okay job.
Just so everyone knows, there was a lawsuit about this 36% beef thing. The lawsuit was dropped when it turned out TB's beef was 88% beef and 12% water, spices, and filler.
@@aaronm8720 that's pretty fucked up if you can state a fact, without giving credit to the original founder, and be labeled a thief. I don't invent the stuff I just enforce it.
If you read the actual ingredients list it says very clearly that 100% of the makeup of the entire burger is beef. It isn't a sleight of hand move, the burger contains beef and nothing else.
I've found it cheaper / faster / better just to go to a nice market, buy premade skewers and grill 'em myself. Fast Food is insanely expensive and you're trapped in the bathroom for a good 6 hours afterwords because your body is rejecting that crap and wants it outta there. .. Then the longterm healthcare costs are enormous, but... everyone is a "Victim" now even when they've knowingly made poor lazy and self serving choices. I love all the excuses: "I didn't have time..." yet... they are at home on netflix etc. Zero personal responsibility anymore.
5:55, Eddie defends the Filet O Fish, on the last Theo Von podcast Eddie talks about being poor as a kid and his only treat was every Friday his mom would take them to McD's ,where he'd order the Filet o'Fish.
This conversation brought me joy. I wasn’t interested in it at all & it reminded me of the things Id hear while I was dating someone and forced to spend time with him and his friends, but I couldn’t click away & . . . for some reason it make me feel warm and fuzzy inside . . . #Men #Memories Also, imma get a kitchen sink cookie today.
Most of the seasoning mixes you by in the store have silicone dioxide in them as an anti caking agent. That’s why they pour so nicely and don’t get clumped together.
@@hittman23 Exactly. When I'm out with my friends, we usually talk about sports, politics, cars, working out, investments etc. We'll mention women if a hot chick or two happens walk in. Aside from that we rarely talk about them.
When I was 18 I worked at mc Donald's during breakfast. The egg is just a natural egg on most of the sandwiches. They are perfectly round because the egg goes into a forming ring on the grill surface. But some sandwiches use a liquid egg called PWE processed while egg. It's just whipped egg with a little milk in it.
I like how they all talk at once and still have a coherent conversation
You can listen and talk at the same time
@@ghostdtx actually no, no you can't
KG Da Buddha you’re unable to multitask huh?
@@kgdabuddha2264 There is literal proof in this video that it is possible. How disabled are you that you can not multi task?
You can't speak coherently and listen to someone talk at the same time dumbass. You're not multi tasking you're talking over people till they get a turn. Try reading out loud while someone gives you orders
her: he’s probably cheating on me
me & the boys:
Tsunade's tits ngl I don’t have a girl✌🏽#deploymentprep
@@w.dieterich7077 what
Oliver Cairn stfu
Oliver Cairn jk, idk how to answer that
@@w.dieterich7077 lol
Hahahaha I love how they're all just talking at the same time but they all still hear each other enough to comment and keep the conversation going. Pure comedy. I love it.
This sounds like my brain when I'm trying to go to sleep
lol
This is like all four of my personalities having a conversation
Anthony Hord Congratulations, this comment was hands down the funniest I’ve seen yet tonight. Thanks for the laugh.
As a person who talks in their own head a lot, this made me laugh.
LoL !!!! :)
Glad no one has hated on Brendan. Give the guy a break that white castle burger king joke was pretty good
Me deciding what to eat lol
Ladies take note, this is the closest thing to how Men talk when you're not around. We are passionate about simple shit like Food.
They would probably think that it’s a fake video lmao
Can confirm. Source: I'm a man
barber shop talk
Okay they may be passionate, but these guys are clueless.
Anyone who thinks that sand is silicon bicarbonate should just avoid using the scientific naming of chemicals altogether.
And there is nothing wrong with mineral additives in food. This has been done for thousands or years. Silicate specifically, will pass harmlessly through your digestive tract in those quantanties.
Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
The New Talker Guy
You sound fun at parties 😭
2:50 "it doesn't say its cancerous, literally the first line says its a proven carcinogen
This is hilarious. If there’s anything this video shows it’s how much we as Americans love our fast food, and in spite of knowing how bad it is for us we will never stop eating it.
2 years later.
I did. In the past year, had fast food maybe 6 times.
Cheers.
Bc we're addicted to the additives. We crave it..
& you'll stop eating it when it catches up to you, but we're here for a good time not a long time
Speak for yourself. Haven't eaten fast food in years
This is like the "view", for men.
LMAO
lmao this should be top comment
God damn.... you're right
Is Eddie the Whoopi Goldberg of the group?
Nah the view one sided af
Girl's locker room: "Omg brian is so cute"
Men's locker room:
Girl's locker room: "Omg Brian is so cute"
Boy's locker room: "Damn Brianne has a fat ass!"
Actually i laught my was off Reading this 😂
Have you ever met A Girl
Todays school locker room: SUM GAY SHIT
Jin trucker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Makes me appreciate how he usually only had one guest at a time
12:05 had me dying Joe's talking about the snap of the sausage and the density of the bread while theres like 4 other dudes talking at once no one listening to him and he didnt even skip a beat just kept going... had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Haha 😄 🤣
They were literally all listening to him lol
"Look it up".
90% of arguments nowadays
Nowadays u can verify on the spot.
because 200 years ago you couldnt just "look it up".
That's because people don't believe things until they verify it for themselves. Which is how it should be yet we hear the term "fake news" all the time nowadays as well since a lot of people don't look it up.
As if looking it up couldn't possibly lead to false information. Cause Google wouldn't lie to us.
@@stevejoshua9536 so you are saying that since there is a chance of false info we should just trust everything we hear and never look anything up? Sounds like a dumbass way of thinking. Did you know there is usually more than one source you can look at? Because it sounds like you didn't know that.
Historians in the future are going to refer to this conversation when they describe the state of American culture.
Haha good one bro. Hi guys! From the past
Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
You guys ever fuck with the kitchen sink cookie? 🍪
@RASHEED WALLACE He's in like every comment lol
*religion, you misspelled "American religion"
This is just four grown ass men talking about their favorite fast food, and I'm here for it
You can tell Schaub was trying to convince them to order food without being obvious 🤣
This video accurately represents 99% of conversations by me and my friends and probably all other males.
Learn to cook!
Lucia Lu watch some Gordon Ramsay videos😋
ungratefulmetalpansy so true, and guys can get over little things like arguments and stuff, when women do they take it way too far and never talk again 😂
Dank Link gorgon Ramsey is fat for a reason
Lol yeah
Internet: silicon dioxide is proven to be carginogen.
Joe: but it doesnt say it cancerous.
Big brain
To be fair though it was just some random guy on the internet who claimed it was. Maybe Joe could see what the page actually said before opening it.
The random guy was somewhat right though, it can cause lung cancer when inhaled.
The difference between reading only headlines vs reading articles.
@@full-timepog6844 Fog*
yea when he said that i was like "Joe, do you know what a carcinogen is?"
Bryan "I've never had 5 Guys" Callen . I am very grateful to say neither have I although I know this woman.....
I have a tough job and I get home late and hardly get to see my buddies anymore. This cheered me up a lot and put a huge smile on my face :) thank you 😊
Any updaaaaates man!??
My update that I made friends at work yesterday ❤️❤️🖖🏿🎉
"I get the salad, no burrito"
"That's gay"
Hearing him say that softly in the background fucking killed me
Lmao 😆
12:49 - just putting the reference for people here :)
I was gonna like this comment but it has 666 likes and I didnt wanna be disrespectful lol
young manson facts
Joe "It's a proven carcinogen.. but it doesn't say if it's cancerous" Rogan
Inspector Dank lmao
This is actually a good one, fast food is so trash for me
I thought the same thing.
😆
@@cooliipie u gey
This has to be the funniest JRE Podcast of all time, you really need to get these guys back together Joe.
These are definitely the types of conversations the boys and I have after a smoke sesh. Great times
This is my brain when Im stoned and the voices cant decide where to eat
I feel you, got the same experience
LMFAO
8:45 is my neurons right now
For real though please just stop eating out, make your own food, I lost 90lbs
you can also do heroin and not be a heroin addict
"They got pizza that'll knock your d**k right in the dirt"
Must be some hella good pizza
gamerkev30 East coast beast coast
mafia pizza
@@miriton1133 east coast mafia beast toast best brunch
Uea that place was really good.. but it burned down and was never the same when it reopened. Rumour has it one of the sons caused the fire to collect insurance. But thats just hearsay
The only thing that knocked my dick in the dirt was trying to jump a bmx bike
The videographer for this episode is a champ for keeping up with this typical guy conversation.
This is exactly how me and my friends get into a topic with a beer or so. Passionate, detailed talks about the smallest of things.
Sounds like a bunch of hungry stoners discussing what they are going to eat.
Its beautiful
LMAO
Callen doesn't smoke weed. He's a judgemental asshole
Lol
The Ggzzbb I think that’s exactly what it is
This is me and my mates discussing what food to get when baked
God I remember sitting in the back of a car and my friend ordering 17 cheeseburgers and a small fry and then we all laughed for like 5 minutes while the employees waited for us to stop laughing
🇬🇧55
Paul Stevenson enjoy watching 10IAR pal I'll have a beer on youn
Shampoo Fully we've all been there
Champions 67 I wana start calling my friends mates. Sounds pretty fucking great. Mate.
I can’t believe how passionate these guys talk about food!!! Had me laughing...
As someone who worked at Panera for four years, I got excited when Eddie mentioned the kitchen sink cookie 😂
this is why JRE became so huge. ive had this exact conversation with friends and coworkers. the east coast in joe comes out here, love it
This is like listening to starving people do a podcast
Pls make more videos it’s been too long. Pls just shit post or sum. Btw you’re my favorite youtuber when you actually post
N B - I’m working on it, I promise. The next video is weird, I’ll try to speed it up after that
Hey are you a bad guy?
@@nerdcity very cool cant wait
I love your videos they’re so good, it’s like you made a deal with the devil
Shed a tear, lads. We will never have this version of the JRE ever again.
The only one one who doesn’t promote themselves as a comedian is the only one I laugh uncontrollably at
“The healthiest thing on the menu is The McFlurry” lol 😂
I know right..lol
Haha McFlurry and medium fries here I come
these are the conversations you have at 4am when the sesh is dead and there's only you and three other brave souls still steamin along
The ps4 party when it’s 5 am and everyone’s half a sleep not even playing a game just talking
Noor Smadhi lol a PS4 party
Facts
Lmfao every party
True
I love how Bredan’s headphone’s are perfectly sculpted to fit around his hair!
I love these episodes when they're all together
Funny they start off talking how bad fast food is then they end up talking how much they love it
Because fast food is gross yet so delicious
Bad food usually taste delicious :)
I noticed that too...
It's because they're all fucking high
Joe ...”who is MorganSpurlock” Rogan!!!
Her: he's thinking about his hoes
Him: Taco Bell put sand in their beef
So much passion. Brilliant
Love how they all respect each other
You know Eddie has changed when he learns about a conspiracy theory and doesn't automatically believe in it.
Weve got to find him before its too late and help him. Im starting a gofundme.
Decliratioplasmic pulse
Troy Burtwell Not even close to as bad as those who believe in any conspiracy like Eddie.
Troy Burtwell Oh is that right? Just flat earth, Illuminati, space is fake, dinosaurs are fake and so are nuclear weapons. 😭😭 There isn’t one bit of sanity or intelligence in Eddie Bravo. None.
@@Garrett1240 haha he's using common sense !!
This sounded like a cocaine party from how many people were taking at once😂😂
Chase Neal too many alphas in the pot
Lol
😂
that's because fast food is designed to be as addictive as cocaine
A whole four? Jeez. Don't go to a bar. You'll be like Brainiac outside his skull ship for the first time.
Eddie Bravo's laugh!!! That's good stuff!!!!!😂🤣
This is like a conversation a squad of soldiers would be having in Saving Private Ryan before a battle scene
I came here looking to learn about the health effects of fast food instead I got minutes of these guys getting off and moaning about their food 😂
Exactly this 😂😂
Same here
Joe "I feel good when I eat it" Rogan.
Space Suitor 8:31
You can feel the bro energy. I'm happy this is captured on tape lol
the silica dioxide is used to mix in with plant food they use silicon to strengthen the cell walls of the stems and flowers/fruits so we already ingest a fair bit just through fruit and veg.
"These additives are fine, eat up."
- Ron McDonald-
America: "Sounds legit. ."
Okay but this particular additive is perfectly safe. It's just sand.
Blindly assuming that all additives are dangerous is just as stupid as trusting that it's all safe. None of us are food experts. We have to trust the FDA for this stuff. And overall they do an okay job.
@@thenewtalkerguy496 🧢
I love how they read something on the internet and just accept it as fact. One website says one thing and they move on lol.
It’s a podcast not a college thesis
I just watched 5 Guys talk about food and would totally recommend
I like how everyone gets quiet when Jamie speaks. 😂
1:47 soon as callen says "it's a conspiracy" bravo says " I believe it !"
Of course lol
Just read books!
@@matthewfranson6523 the updates aren't fast enough.
Hahahahahahahahhaha
HOW WOULD YOU NEED EVIDENCE FOR THAT??
"They're square, so I judge them."
LOLOLOL true.
Eddie “have you heard that conspiracy?” Bravo.
Just so everyone knows, there was a lawsuit about this 36% beef thing. The lawsuit was dropped when it turned out TB's beef was 88% beef and 12% water, spices, and filler.
Wendy's meat is in squares because they don't cut corners
Matthew Nicewonger lmao,
Matthew Nicewonger uhh dude White Castle has square burgers too, sooo
You stole that from the wendys twitter account
@@aaronm8720 that's pretty fucked up if you can state a fact, without giving credit to the original founder, and be labeled a thief. I don't invent the stuff I just enforce it.
@@stillmatic03 excellent observation! It Wendy's claim not mine.
Made with REAL 100% beef is NOT the same as MADE OF - Real 100% Beef. Its all legal jargon.
If you read the actual ingredients list it says very clearly that 100% of the makeup of the entire burger is beef. It isn't a sleight of hand move, the burger contains beef and nothing else.
Made with .000001 100% REAL beef. Lol
@@GaryMcCaffrey yes 100% even the lettuce cheese and bread
@@youngpocket7846 In the UK burger patties are not called "patties", they're just called burgers. And that's obviously what I was referring to dumdum.
60% of the time, it's 100% beef.
i always come back to this when im hungry
This whole convo was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Eddie "is that real or a conspiracy" Bravo
Lmaooo
even he knows these conspiracies are bs
Kinda wish joey diaz was here for this one 😂
Was just thinking this. Even the way Bryan was saying get the fuck outta here., was all joey lol
Yessss
Listen dog..
*listen here cocksuckers, fuck ya Taco Bell fake meat shit, kahalabib Stiopic*
Charles Kim dead af💀
The 36% of the beef in the “meat” is 100% beef
This is the best podcast!!change my mind
12:53 *voice in background* "that's gay"😂😂😂😂
"so I get the salad"
"thats gay" lmaooo
I was expecting the “that’s gay” when their talking about how good the sausage was. Now I’m fucking rolling XD
How bout "I could take 5 guys"? :D :D :D
I made fun of my step dad for that. I said 5 guys? "Yup, I could do 5 guys"
Man I’m fasting right now listening to this clip. Big mistake. 😂
Yeah making me crave everything
Haha rip
Bro same!!!!!
So with you...
Colton Deese yooooooo me to 🤣
these are the conversations i have with my friends
These were the best
damn brendan is gonna go to taco bell after the podcast 100%
Clicked on this video thinking it would scare me away from fast food and left needing a McDonald's
cool, eat up and *prosper.
C4NT1 😂🤫
darth boner why wish death upon someone you’ve never met
@@MrZoupsoup Buddhist ¿
I've found it cheaper / faster / better just to go to a nice market, buy premade skewers and grill 'em myself. Fast Food is insanely expensive and you're trapped in the bathroom for a good 6 hours afterwords because your body is rejecting that crap and wants it outta there. .. Then the longterm healthcare costs are enormous, but... everyone is a "Victim" now even when they've knowingly made poor lazy and self serving choices. I love all the excuses: "I didn't have time..." yet... they are at home on netflix etc. Zero personal responsibility anymore.
Best conversation...EVER.
The worst stomach ache in my life came from a steak burrito at taco Bell. It was so bad I nearly was in tears
🤢
5:55, Eddie defends the Filet O Fish, on the last Theo Von podcast Eddie talks about being poor as a kid and his only treat was every Friday his mom would take them to McD's ,where he'd order the Filet o'Fish.
LMFAO Eddie is a Treasure
Fwat Erf Eddie Bruhh
Get that hitter ,gang gang
Apparently his mom couldn't afford a globe for him
@@luismurillo5855 you leave Eddie alone, hes a national treasure
Joe "their beef is never frozen, thats how they get you" Rogan
Ha I was like wtf does that even mean
😂😂 at 9:20. Joe and Eddie's reaction to callen going new york mobster mode was hilarious.
Lmao
This conversation brought me joy. I wasn’t interested in it at all & it reminded me of the things Id hear while I was dating someone and forced to spend time with him and his friends, but I couldn’t click away & . . . for some reason it make me feel warm and fuzzy inside . . . #Men #Memories Also, imma get a kitchen sink cookie today.
This is the best JRE video I've ever seen lol
Same Lmao
make this a whole halftime superbowl commercial. please and thank you.
Most of the seasoning mixes you by in the store have silicone dioxide in them as an anti caking agent. That’s why they pour so nicely and don’t get clumped together.
I like how Eddie was quiet until Callen said "look it up"
Wendy's paddies are square cause they dont cut corners lol
Thats a million dollar ad campaign if it hasnt been already
Yup, clever lol
i work there lol
turdfurg47 It’s square so the meat hangs over the side of the bun.
Omoiyari23 that sucks
Woman thinks all we guys talk about is other woman and sex. This is what we actually talk about lol
Funniest thing is that we very rarely talk about women or sex
Women talk about men way more than men talk about women. Men is all they talk about, Hang out with females and you'll see.
@@hittman23 Exactly. When I'm out with my friends, we usually talk about sports, politics, cars, working out, investments etc. We'll mention women if a hot chick or two happens walk in. Aside from that we rarely talk about them.
Possibly best jre clip of all time
Kudos to Jamie for switching between the cameras effortlessly.
This is the most stoned animal conversation ever.
Wow, I just watched a 7 minute video with a bunch of pot heads talking about food. I approve.
This video was brought to to you by Weedies...the breakfast of potheads 💨
It's 14mn not 7mn
it was 13 minutes
90%????? People can use statistics to prove just about anything, 85% of all people know this!
Lol
This went from a short convo about additives to an in-depth seminar about everyone’s favorite fast food REAL quick. Lol
A good white slice is heavenly
Never laughed so hard, felt like was bullshiting with buds. Nice.
Dude ikr this is some real type of shit friends would do and it’s just entertaining to see it
nothing like seeing 4 grown men talk about how much they love mcdonalds like my 5 year old nephew
Bro your a fucking meth head you wouldnt say that shit to joes face because your a punk ass bitch pussy
pescod96 damn you just fucked his life up with that one
Dont insult 5 year olds lol
I love how when callen started talking about some shady businnes eddie is like yeah now you are talking... this is his field. Hahahaha
I feel like not talking for a week to get over this clip.
12:52 Eddie "I eat clean at Chipotle" Bravo
Brendan is the type of guy that puts his wife on Craigslist to meet other men.
MafiaboysWorld nah he is the wife
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
☠️💀💀💀💀💀
MafiaboysWorld very funny
You stole my comment.
When I was 18 I worked at mc Donald's during breakfast. The egg is just a natural egg on most of the sandwiches. They are perfectly round because the egg goes into a forming ring on the grill surface. But some sandwiches use a liquid egg called PWE processed while egg. It's just whipped egg with a little milk in it.
This video will go down in history e-books