What does a pot sobriety test look like? (SATIRE)
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TRANSCRIPT:
This car's been stopped for quite some time,
I'm going to check it out.
Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today?
No.
Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes,
can you tell me why that is?
We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green.
How high are you?
Hi, how are you?
No, I said, how high are you?
Hi, how are you?
This cop is so friendly babe.
Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test.
Aw man, I'm too high for that.
Blow into this.
Hey, is that a breathalyzer?
No.
[Whimsical kazoo sound]
[Stoned giggling]
Okay, now I'm going to ask you some questions
to determine your ability to drive.
Why is a pizza box square, when the pizza is a circle,
and all the little slices are tiny triangles?
Woaahhhh.
Which of these two snacks would you prefer?
Chips? Or the cookie dough?
Step out of the car please.
Let's go!
Please, don't drive high.
We're getting cookie dough all over the back of our cruisers.
A message from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. - Komedie
- How high are you?
- Hi, how are you?
I cracked at that.
Crack kills. Crackerjack.
“How high are you?”
-6’2’’
HardRockMiner I know, right? The look on her face was priceless also! 😆😂
That was a stolen joke
@@sizor3ds - It isn't a joke. It's a funny response. And...DUH!! You must be great fun at parties.
The delivery on that "aw man, I'm too high for that" is what keeps me coming back laughing
yeah... that's the best for me too 😀😀
So many good deliveries, even just the (hesitation) "No" and "We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green."
👍😹😹😹
I’ve rewatched this countless times & I still laugh out loud every time
Especially when high
How high are you?
So funny just came across this
Which series is that?
@@melissulan5724 it’s called’22minutes’
I’ve seen this multiple times, and it never gets old 😂😂😂
Neat story.
Her laugh after blowing the kazoo is the best thing ever!
Eric Jagger yep. That's when it broke me, as well!
😁😁
Agreed, Eric! It's my favorite moment in the whole video!
Eric Jagger I’m sure she is really laughing. That’s why it is so funny.
Whats the name of that actress anyone plz ??
Her facial expressions absolutely nail it. This cracks me up. Her expressions are even funnier than the dialogue.
Have you seen the movie "up in smoke" with Cheech and Chong? There is a car scene like this where a cop approaches Cheech and Chong in their vehicle, stoned out of their minds and parked in the median. At one point, the cop asks, "where's your license"? Without missing a beat, Cheech says, "on the back of the car...isn't it"?!?
The look on her face when she rolls down that window! 🤣 Not sure if she's high for real but she's playing the hell out of that scene!
I really hope she was high lol
👍😄😄😄
@@pappazmurf weither she is high during filming or not she definqtely knows what being high on weed is like🤣🤣🤣💀
I lost it at the kazoo. It should honestly be a legitimate testing device.
I know! It killed me! 😂😂😂
I thought so too 😂
I've probably watched this 50 times in the last year, and I still watch it and laugh.😂😂
You need a better hobby
Go check out Dancing In The Street Silent Music Video. You'll die laughing.
"How high are you?" "Hi,how are you?" lmfao.....I couldn't stop laughing at this :P
Had a boss and a coworker like that - most of the time. They were on day shift. Main reason I preferred working night shift.
I haven't read the research but does POT give you split-personalities? Did my boss.
As someone who's genuinely waited for stop sign to turn green before, this is accurate
Lay of the glue
If it was from weed, please never smoke again. You give a bad name to people that can function on it
WHOAAAAA!!
YOU TOO MAN??
@@John_Lee_ Fuck that..I'm appreciative of old school shit.
And I was growing from 80- 2015....stuff it up your coolio Muchacho
Well, DAMNJakob!
HOW HIGH WERE YOU?!?🙄
Her involuntary reaching for the cookie dough was clear proof of guilt 😹
😂why
Waiting for the Stop Sign to turn green .... gezzzusss nearly fell off my chair from laughing.
@@WeiFinder same!!!
that joke was funny in California like 10 years ago
I kind of liked that one too.
Whats the name of that actress anyone plz ??
I actually SEEN THAT HAPPEN EH
This is funnier than anything Saturday night live is done in 20 years
Thanks for watching!
You must be high...
30*
Not a 'high' bar .
No not true.. but I know Trump told you that.
Her look at dealing with the cop is priceless.
Total wasted look!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
this was one of the best weed skits ive seen in a while
Pretty cliché and unoriginal. Cheech and Chong did it way better. And I hate potheads lol, but luv Cheech n Chong
@@krissanders987 Get over yourself.
Why do youvjate potheads?
@@krissanders987
The look on her eyes when she answers
" Hi, how are you?"
Is priceless
She is a Really Cute Girl, Did her Part well !!! How About all that Smoke coming out when she Rolled her Window Down Holly Shit !!!
@@rogerhegemier8491 damn right she is, and she knows it...
Y'all don't think that's Real...do you?
I’m still laughing at the kazoo. Also, the pizza box question is very existential. Mind blown.
Pizza is round, cause it gets the most juicy inside in relation to dried outside, the box is square, cause it's the easiest to fold, and it splits into triangles, cause that's the only reliable way to divice a circle equally
Yeah! Her reaction after a short contemplation of the metaphysical relationship of the circle, the square and the triangle! Profound, man. 😄
"Waiting for the STOP sign to turn green". My god, you guys are hilarious!! 😀
That very last test is rigged. I want cookie dough even while sober. A stoner would want both the chips AND the dough...at the same time.
Calen Spoering The cookie dough as dip for the chips is what i see
Calen Spoering Sadly, I can't eat chips stoned. It feels like shards of glass lol
Yeah, there should have been a Both option for her.
Chips and the cookie dough...i believe second test is rigged...#Inconclusive..lol
Excellent point. But how about two cookie doughs?
That was funny as hell!!! As soon as she blew the kazoo I lost it!!
"How high are you?"
"Hi, how are you?"
"No I said, how high are you?"
"Hi, how are you? Man this cop is SOOO friendly."...and I'm dead.
OMG me too i can’t stop laughing and its 5:30am lol i came on youtube to re-watch after watching it on instagram😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Totally hilarious 🤣
Can you please explain the joke to me? Iam suddenly lost, I feel like my brain stopped functioning, please explain
@skeleton8169 By simply switching the words "Hi(gh)", "are" "how" and "you," you can arrange them as a greeting "HI, how are you?" Or a question a cop would reasonably ask "How high are you?"
A pot smoker could be easily imagined getting the word order wrong due to lack of focus, and in this case it makes a new phrase.
@@101jir @101jir I got the original joke like a month ago, thanks for the explanation tho, and i feel like in this video, the joke is incomplete (for me), because it's suppose to go like this:
Officer: How high are you
Man: no officer, it's hi, how are you
But in this video, they just direct it like this:
Officer: How high are you
Man: Hi how are you
I feel like the original wording feels more complete and funnier, anyway that's just my opinion
“How high are you?”
“High how are you?”
I love how the cop can't keep a straight face while he's trying to put her in the back of the cruiser haha
"How hi are you?" Should be the state question of Colorado!
Thomas Wieser and Washington state as well should have the same testing !!
"High how are you!?"
Denver's motto has been the
"Mile High City"
so it was foreshadowed...
Hi, how hi are you?
No Doubt
At first I thought this was real first 4 seconds, then it made my day put a huge smile on my face when I needed it.
What's awesome is that it's funny even when you're sober :')
"Ma'am, your eyes are red. Have you been smoking pot?" "No, officer, but your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
LOL!!🤣
Haha😂
My mother actually said that to a cop. She was driving me home from the doctors after I seriously injured myself. They released me just before midnight and she was taking her time as each bump caused fresh pain in my broken ankle, collar bone and arm. I was also wearing a neck brace. Cop pulls her over for NOT speeding. She’d had a long day and was absolutely pissed at the situation. She shot right back at the cop and then had me show the damages. Cop let us go more out of embarrassment than the fact that she hadn’t broken any rules.
A cop really asked me once if I had done some kinda drugs because my eyes looked like "glaze" on doughnuts....almost burst out laughing
@@laleshkumar6047 porbably the dude only saw kumar and thought of the movie harold and kumar xD
"I'm too high for that"
Hilarious
I’ve never done any drugs in my entire life, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate great humor. This one totally cracked me up (if you’ll pardon the phrase). 😂
Well weed isn’t technically a drug if it’s legal and helps those with terminally ill diseases
You're pardoned. The video has nothing to do with crack.
@@HarleyQuinnGamerIt’s still a drug. Even Tylenol is a drug. Drug just means medicine. There are illegal drugs like cocaine and legal drugs like advil.
I love that they put SATIRE in parentheses, juuust in case somebody thought that was how we do things up here.
One time me and my friends were drinking all day and by nighttime we dropped one friend off and smoked a blunt with him before we went home and on our way we got pulled over and we were both smoking cigs with the windows rolled up and I swear to god when the cop asked us to roll down the widows, smoke billowed out worse than that, and by some miracle he let us go, not even a ticket, nice fella
I've watched this now 4 times and I really appreciate the joke they came up with!😊 Can't get enough of Canadians!😁
I can and I live in Canada.
I think i saw this some where Else lom
Weirdly sexual
@@kristyandesouza5980 Wtf? #metoo 😂😂😂
How high are you?
Canadians have the best sense of humor!!!
Note that the cookie dough log was pre-opened
That was one of the most creative and funny videos I've ever seen. Very well done.
So true
when you're an infant, almost everything is the "best thing i've ever seen" for obvious reasons 🙂
Somebody was high lmao
@@webgpu You're suggesting AI am an infant? I'm 80 years old. Not terriblly infantile. How about you?
@@webgpu They wrapped up jokes inside of jokes. It's a very well crafted piece of work. It's too bad you can't see how good it is. You just troll and disparage with your precious time.
This cop is so friendly
It's fake
-edit
It's a skit*
He. Is. An. Actor. .Duh.
He offered Doritos...almost had me for a second 😂
He's Canadian eh
I was choked in laughter when he said "we are waiting for stop sign to turn green"
That was my favourite bit, too!
I laughed so hard hubby thought I was bawling. So funny.
I thought this was an actual Pot soberiety test. Oh Canada u fooled me again. The Kazoo was what tipped me off.
lol Funny HEY!!
Nick T Brick no man they really do do that no jokes
I guess you figured out we was just fibbing, eh? 😉
If you're laughing at a Kazoo, you're too damn high.
I could tell when they opened the window and loads of smoke came out (and the laugh track).
"This cop is soo friendly"! 😂
that laughter is so natural
ABSOLUTELY hilarious 🤣😆 I been smoking 52 years never gets old.
been laughing for almost an hr when I was high watching this with my buddy and I could feel my abdominal getting muscle cramped. 😅🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😅
I liked her "Whooaaa.." in response to questions about the Pizza. That was hilarious! Totally expected!
That pizza box paradox is so true
Even though it's satire, I love this 🤣
This is comedy gold start to finish!
When she was getting put into the police cruiser, her walking up the car like a spider killed me lol.
I can never get enough of this video 🤣
My dad always had the best pot sobriety test, got me everytime even when I wasn't high and did something stupid, he'd ask:
"Are you fucking high?"
...and you replied "What?"
The most sober thing I've ever done while driving, is stop at a red stop sign and wait for it to turn green. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everything in this video are GOLD, even the outro caught me off guard ngl xD
Hands them a kazoo.... lmfao!
5 years ago when some other people did the same exact sketch they used a party blower
The pizza question blew my mind and i’m not even high
This masterpiece never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely love this, I crack up everytime I watch it. I want both snacks lol
Her laugh was priceless
Maaaan... I could totally go for some cookie dough right now.
I'd rather eat five Fairmount bagels.
Careful that shit will kill you ( cookie dough that is )
hi how are you?
@@TechnologistAtWork This cop is so friendly, babe.
Great to see this with my morning "wake n' bake". Too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
im so glad you added satire to the title , could easily have mistaken this for a real scene
You'd be surprised
I could see it happening so frequently that you'd lose hope in the human race!
I'm convinced this is real footage. Love my Canadian neighbors! Hoping to move there soon!
I turn to this video when life in 2020 (so far just 6 months of it) gets me down. I laugh so hard when she laughs after blowing in the Kazoo. Hysterical!
I'm die laughing.. have been watching this over 50times 🤣
I.loved the smoke coming out after rolling the window down. Thanks I needed a good laugh.
I can't stop watching this. I'm dyingg🤣
Hi how're you doing?
Canadian humor is the best 😎 🇨🇦 !
@JZ's Best Friend So true , here in 🇨🇦 we get a lot of American news , I am getting a headache listening to it 😎
@JZ's Best Friend I agree with you 100% 😎
I don't think Americans are aware of their true 🌎 wide reputation ☠️ , at least 46% of Americans are 🚫 aware ! 😎
Well not really but this was a good one.
Canada's #1 export: comedians.
Go down the list of well known comedians, how many are Canadian?
The chips vs cookie dough was total entrapment! lol
Her expressions are high too, 😂I can't stop watching again & again just got that laugh 😂😂❤️
Laughed this hard after decades:) honestly my belly is hurting now:)
I remember seeing this at facebook and keeping it for myself because it was literally the best thing the 16-years-old-me could ever find.
Hi 👋 how're you doing?
Blows into the kazoo……. Can’t stop laughing for ages. Been there.
This is my go-to when I need a good laugh. And Bob Newhart.
That was friken funny.
The chips and cookie dow intrapment was great.
Love the humor you put in it!
After the cop knocked on the window, the scene with the smoke rolling out the car that was classic. I believe Cheech and Chong got a laugh out of that a few times.
Cop-im gonna have too conduct a pot sobriety test
Driver- oh man I'm too high for this lol 😂
"We're just waiting for the STOP sign to turn green."
I cracked up over that one... Because I can relate.
I actually did that one night going to a friend's house... Except I was sober!
Go figure. 🙄
or stopping at green light!? :D
Yes, I've been known to do that too. I'm thankful nobody was behind me when THAT happened! :D
@@AuntieWinkle Hmm...Glad there was a light there :)
sobriety is an illness caused by the lack of alcohol
@@amiralozse1781 your gonna get censored by big sober.
Love it! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.😂
"You've been stopped here for 15 minutes, can you tell me why?"
"We were waiting for the stop sign to turn green." 🤣
That sketch is brilliant! 😅love it!
LOL that was great. "we're waiting for the sign to turn green".
This woman is so classic ...lol...shes great and right on the mark lol.
Susan Kent! The lady is a comedy genius
Ive never actually thought about the pizza box. It's square, the pizza is round and the pieces are triangles. That is amazing.
It's crazy never thought about it like that
I mean think about how much the boxes would suck if they were round
@@cx2900 wouldn't matter as long as the pieces were square. That way you could chose whether you want crust or not.
How high are you ?
@@Fatbodypyle it's only 645am. Consult with me after my bowl of frosty flakes.
Hilarious thanks so much you should do a whole series on this too funny
I have had people think I'm high while completely sober. It would never happen while driving because I'm terrified of driving.
So glad for the laughter track helping me know when to laugh, otherwise I'd have sat here in total silence
they got me when he said they are waiting for the stop sign to turn green. lmfao
Lol this is one of the best ones I see them do!!👍👍
Makes me laugh every single time! I swear, this vid is the antidote to depression 😂
I wish this was longer. This was gold!! 🤣🤣🤣
i lost it at the stop sign 😭😭
😂😂😂😂 am I the only one who watched this like 10 times? I love it when she blows the kazoo and cracks up laughing!
I just watched it again...for the 11th time!
What is the name of the actress in this skit?
@@TyMoore95503 I don't know, I think it's a Canadian production. I'm sure I could find out if I googled it.
@@ByGraceIGo Yes it is a Canadian production. They've been around for about 30 years. And I was curious, they are all so funny but not all cast is credited...they all deserve credit for what they do.
@@TyMoore95503 Her name is Susan Kent. The show is called this Hour Has 22 Minutes. They poke fun all sorts of Canadian things and even Trump. If you are familiar with Tim Horton's, they do alot of funny skits. Check them out
The worst thing you can ask a stoner is "what were we just talking about?"
Correct or what were we just watching. LOL
Looking at all these comments brings back a lot of memories
1:06 I love how the guy at the back is thinking the question over
This video is so much funnier when I high. I'm laughing my ass right now. I would not laugh this hard if I was sober lol
These are hilarious!!!
Had no clue what I was about to watch when I clicked this...SO glad I did! Instant Subscriber!
I laugh bitterly because I know, I know what they did and why this smooth cleanup "humour" is oh so jolly and fun and the rcmp is so cute!
Love It!!! "Hi, how are you?" got me rolling... reminds me of Cheech and Chong from the '70s "Dave ain't here man." comes to mind.
I don't do drugs but this makes me want to start.🤣🤣🤣 This has to be the funniest thing I've see in a long time.