Four Loko Watermelon & Gold Review: Wow!
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- čas přidán 13. 07. 2024
- Four Loko was quite the rollercoaster! I can see why so many people requested it. It’s got spunk!
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Fun Fact: This fine beverage takes on an entirely different flavor after about 1/2 of the can. You also get to taste it again about 5 minutes after you finish it.
We once played 10 cup four loko pong in lieu of beer pong, with everclear "landmines". I passed out on the side of the persons house, in a pile of shitty rags next to the air conditioner that they had previously used to clean up their dogs diarrhea from inside its kennel and the wall behind said kennel. 4/10, ok night.
Don’t forget: if you drink enough of it, you can also taste it the next day too, and possibly even a second time round as it comes back up again. If you go that route though, sweeter is always better
😂🤣😂🤣
@@robotslug why were those just on the side of their house?
@@Xmasta420 They were irresponsible and lazy.
@@robotslug "4/10, ok night."
I love your optimism! 🤣
When I was 18 I drank 2 and a half of these and drunk called a girl and we’ve been together for 5 years next week
Congrats, bruh
Mission successful
Best Four Loco story I've ever heard.
@@4ll1d0155m0k3w33d every other one revolves around a near death experience
Misson failed successfully.
this man is a reviewer from the 50s who’s been forced to try modern alcohol
"Modern alcohol"?! Sweet baby Jesus, don't claim this shit.
I see it as "guy who got hired to do an ad for the alcohol but decided to not follow the script and say how he really felt once the camera started rolling"
Perfect
@@Fragrantbeard four loko came out in 2005 that sounds pretty recent
They should film in black and white.
I can’t believe this channel just comes into existence. This is incredible
I got hooked after watching him try everclear
HAHA YEAH HOW CRAZY JUST COMES INTO EXISTENCE UNLIKE OTHER CHANNELS LOL AM I RIGHT @MAX ???
@@memebandit hehe u so funny with such a quirky unique take on humor. U shud run 4 presidant
@@maxuabo Is he even real? Looks like a deepfake
@@goddammitboi cant wait till they reveal its just been ryan reynolds this entire time.
Pre-2011 Four Loko was OTHERWORDLY - I knew grown men who'd been alcoholics for 40 years that were falling down after 2 of them. My roomate would double fist them and blackout for 36 hours. When they announced they were nerfing them I went out and bought a case (12) and drank them slowly over the next 6 months so I could reminisce all those blacked out memories I couldn't remember.
I was there when they first released Lokos. The original recipe made me the man I am today. And man was it the cheapest way to have five really fun hours then hug the toilet all night!
Makes me think of someone chewing watermelon gum.... and then spitting it right in my mouth
🤣 what a line
Its called a snowball lol!!!
haha I literally burst out laughing
Four Loko: Pairs great with "slow, dark anger." lol
Only the Gold though. Watermelon is decidedly happy
The slightly unhinged yet entirely suburban aesthetic of this channel soothes my soul, and unsettles my mind. Keep up the work, however good it is. (It’s reall good)
Ah yes Four Loko. I remember me and my friend poured this into a styrofoam cup and 10 minutes later the cup fell apart
"pour some out for those not on attendance...due to them being dead."
*Sad alcoholic noises*
"It's like liquid Ritalin, mixed with Coca Cola, and the old time Coca-Cola that had cocaine in it!" Dude that got me. Subscribed!
Alternate title: Man in late 20’s attempts to not reveal the knowledge of his college days
"Do you think they stopped selling Four Lokos because they allowed you to respec all your points into *strength?"*
-Bing
There it is.
True story: I was young and these things were just released before they toned them down. Myself along with three of my friends all decided to go out to the city fair this night and decided to each have 3 four locos (without really knowing what they would do to us). We started in a jacuzzi with alot more friends and ended up drinking all 3. We got separated, I could no longer operate my phone. Asked a cop for help. Was told to fuck off. My friend almost got arrested for reasons unknown to this day. Another one was lost and crying and found by me. Night was a fucking disaster. Never tried them since.
Sounds like a real life “ the hangerover “ movie
The amount of caffeine in the old ones was literally dangerous. They toned it down due to several deaths.
“asked a cop for help. Was told to fuck off.”
LOL
See, that's the true danger of these things. Enough alcohol to black you out, combined with a cocktail of stimulants to keep your body moving. It's like the alcohol equivalent of PCP.
to no one’s surprise
“Like someone smashed smarties and cocaine together” hahahahahahaha
Totally accurate 😂
...Along with a LOT of malt liquor flavor.
I drank close to 3 of these sometime in 2009 (when there was caffeine in em) and - allegedly - trashed a neighborhood pool, pooped in the living room of an unfinished house, climbed a telephone pole, and woke up fully clothed with sand all in my hair and a broken pinky toe. That’s not like me at all, and I’m amazed that I didn’t get arrested, or worse. Haven’t touched it since!
Absolutely beautiful.
This comment had a more interesting narrative than most modern TV shows.
I'm sober now (3 years woooo) but i'm still going to watch every one of these damn videos.
Congrats
Watching these makes me want to stop drinking
better than an aa meeting
Congratulations
I’m in my 19th month !
@@rocknrolan7371 good going! I'd say it gets easier but it doesn't. Day at a time.
This guy is hilarious, and I don't know if he does his own video editing or not, but it's perfect. The cut where you get just like 1/8th of a second of him pulling a face after making a semi-earnest comment is just on point. It's like a meta-commentary of the desperation of losing your job, descent into lower-social-class alcoholism, coping, and the barely-contained insanity of maintaining the façade of a lifestyle that's quickly eroding, but it's all done without any irony, winking, or whining. I love it. Thanks for making these.
I miss real four loko. Alcoholic energy drinks that caused heart attacks in weaker underage drinkers.
Literally just buy a regular four loko and a pack of caffeine tablets. Crush up about 250mg of caffeine (standard for energy drinks) and dump it in, mix well, and you're ready to wake up in a holding cell with two fingers missing and a frankly impressive penis tattooed on the back of your calf!
@@BigBoyXP4014 that is a horrible suggestion to anyone who might be dumb enough to try it.
@@iian_ Correct.
If they die they die.... Pathetic
@@320466 I guess you missed the joke.
"Slammed a bunch of smarties and cocaine together"! This is the quality insight that years of training provides! Keep up the good work! 😂
The loko shook him so hard he forgot the rating🤣🤣🤣
Do you think he rehearses his lines before hand, because I love how he starts getting a sugar rush halfway through.
I would guess more like 30 minutes or more of recording and cutting all but the best 4 minutes.
Yeah this is 100% scripted. Him getting a sugar rush is the joke. If he actually drank both of those cans he would have been absolutely trashed 😂😂😂.
@@RetroDrew Professional alcoholics can injest a staggering amount of alcohol, or drink a normal amount and "function," so to speak.
@@Ogrematic While that is true I still believe this is scripted.
@@RetroDrew I dated an alcoholic for a while. You'd be surprised, maybe. She was great. She died.
"My favorite's the purple 'cause it kinda taste like Dimatap"
- A quote that will forever live rent free in my head.
There's no caffeine in four loko anymore, FDA basically forced everyone to remove it in the 90s in response to when kids started getting hospitalized after drinking too much, since caffeine helps "mask" the effects of alcohol. They also saw it as being enticing to those under 21, as it would "resemble" or "imply" an energy drink
The 90s? What are you like 12? 4lokos didn’t hit mainstream until like 20 years after the 90s.
This is like saying it’s a shame that 9/11 happened in the mid 70s.
Four loco is for when you’re at the grocery store and you don’t wanna drive to the liquor store and you just wanna get lit.
People like you have it lucky. I live in an area of Maryland where liquor, even low-content stuff like beer, is almost exclusively sold in liquor stores. Some gas stations can sell beer and some novelties (like Mike’s or Twisted Tea) but they’re few and far between. I know a gas station that has a Subway inside it that also sells beer. I kinda want to try Four Loko though, but I’m new to alcohol so I might hold off on it for a bit.
@@NeverMindMan 4 Loko is just gross but I'm in Jersey and all of all alcohol 99 percent is sold in liquor stores none in gas stations. Pennsylvania has really weird liquor laws to where I'm glad I'm from Jersey (beer stores privately owned and government wine and liquor stores).
I once downed enough four loko to blackout and throw up green vomit on the floor of my turns out it's not green. So I guess I'll live with this mystery.
Howdy diesel
you threw up Slimer
Turns out the amount of four loco needed to blackout is one four loco
Yo its diesel
Most likely stomach bile
The secret link of the day, any-thing at all...
Nothing like drinking all the beer in the apartment and walking to the gas station to buy four Loko to keep the party going. Good times circa 2009.
Like a great man once said: "Do you think they banned Four Loko because they let you respec all your points into strength?"
I am really hoping that he is a great actor, otherwise I worry for his health
I remember these things! Shame they removed the caffeine, they didn't really taste the same after that. Truly baby's first malt liquor drink.
@@heinousdickanus6040 Sounds like a pleasurable 4 hours, being blackout drunk feels amazing
Mixing uppers and downers is never a good idea.
@@heinousdickanus6040 several sheets? How strong is the acid you get? Are you sure that it isn't just a research chemical? If you have good acid it can easily be 200 plus micrograms per tab. Taking more than two of those is something most people don't do twice.
Glad you are actually knowledable, but my god man you consider a month between trips to be a break? You can't expect a spiritual or profound experience if you're abusing it. Its just my opinion but that is totally incorrect use of psychedelics. Edit: oh I missed the 6 reading through that but that still isn't really that long 😅
@@heinousdickanus6040 you're not special dude you're an addict 🤣
This man drank a whole eight loko!
I’m slightly disappointed that he never stated why four loko was considered crazy and was banned back before they changed it. For those who didn’t know, it was sold as an alcoholic beverage and an energy drink in one. It was absolutely insane, and got banned in almost all US states. They ended up taking out a few of the energy drink components and stopped marketing it as an energy drink before reintroducing it, which is why he’s able to drink it today.
Congrats on being the secret link! Your channel is hidden gold
I had one of these on New Year's Eve a few years back and after the countdown (and as the bar was closing down) I gave some dude at the bar my prize NYE hat and stumbled back to my hotel room where I was sharing a room with 2 of my friends. They were married and went back a little early so they could have sex before I got there. I passed out just outside of the room and when my buddy went to go look for me he found me slumped beside the door with the room key still in my hand. He brought me in and put me in my bed. I got up at some point and really had to piss so I made my way to the bathroom (still extremely intoxicated) and while I was pissing the endless piss I thought to myself, why the hell am I still dressed?? (I sleep naked) I then proceeded to get into my birthday suit and walk out completely naked, marched right across the room (in full view of my very conscious and somewhat conservative friends) and passed out on my bed face up. No covers, no clothes, no shame...Four Loco.
This channel popped up randomly in my recommended and i love it lol instant subscribe
This man has jim Carrey energy... honestly wouldn’t be shocked if he became an actor. He’d be delightful at it bfhcbdhc
Starbucks, Red Bull, the talk of "[coffee] beans" - It seems like you're making reference to there being caffeine content in Four Loko, but that's actually no longer the case. Four Loko used to have caffeine and other energy drink chemicals originally, and it was marketed as being the combination between an energy drink and a malt liquor. But the FDA cracked down on the market and made the company change the recipe. The concern was that encouraging people to drink caffeine and alcohol together is inherently dangerous (more than consuming either chemical alone), which is probably true. It was really well marketed at young drinkers - still is - and even though it no longer contains the ingredients that made it so infamous in the headlines, it has stayed popular as a dumb ass drink. That said, I knew dudes who would drink that stuff along with some pre-workout (caffeine powder) to recreate the old effect.
But yeah, it doesn't have stimulants anymore. It's just a gross-ass malt liquor with hella sugar.
And now we're starting to see the breakdown only four episodes in.
Four loko played a big part in my fiancé leaving me LMAO god bless. This man is waking up, getting sober ✌️❤️
went to a house party when these had just come out (they were stronger then) the event was called four lokos and a dj, it's all everyone was drinking. needless to say people were literally turning into zombies and dropping like flies after two lokos. good times.
Hey, im just here to say "Hi!" from Philly D.
I love when people say they get sloshed from one Four Loko.
I didn't try one until I was like... 28. I immediately thought: "where have you been my last seven years."
Now I'm 29 and it gives me terrible heartburn, but I still love it
I LOVE this channel!! So funny!! My favorite unwind at the end of the day videos. You are wonderful!!
Last time I drank that shit I was sitting in the back of a car with a few people and That's the last thing i remember. I wake up the next day to see that I bought a bag of weed and lost my ipod lol.
I can remember the watermelon taste on it's way out, and now watermelon is forever ruined for me. Never again.
“Even pour some out for your friends who are no longer in attendance” 🤣🤣🤣
Beautiful. Just what I needed this quarantine. Excuse me while I binge the entire series.
" I WAS HAPPY AFTER THE WATERMELON; AFTER THE GOLD, ANGER. "
He needs to try the fine cocktail of the “Sidewalk Slammer”. You take half a colt 45 and mix a full 4loko gold. It’s a beautiful combination.
My stomach hurts thinking of this
Fast forward maybe 45 minutes, and as you're being tackled to the sidewalk by a cop and handcuffed, you're thinking to yourself, "ohhhh, that's why they call it that!" 🤕
I used to do it with 211 and sparx
My stomach did a little flip-shiver just reading about that.
Ours was a 40 and mad dog 2020
I watched a full grown man get so drunk he cried while asking for his friend in the bane of his friend neing killed in the most tragic of ways while the friend he was calling for was holding him in his arms telling him he was going to be all right and should eat some bread. Truly the original recipe was designed to bring us all closer together
I found this on my home page and man this is fantastic absolutely hilarious
This review brings back memories of fishing loose change out of my parents car, to cover the costs of a four loko. Not great memories, but memories nonetheless. Watermelon bridges a gap between a watermelon jolly rancher and a 9-volt battery.
Omg!!! That sweater though 😂😂🤣🤣
“Trust me, I know wine because I wear the sweater” 😂🤣😂🤣
Dont sweat it :P
This channel is absolute gold. Four Loko Gold.
This channel just popped up out of nowhere and I'm glad it did!
This made my day. LMFAO
Cue the Phil DeFranco avalanche ☺️
Nice! 🙌 Where did he share? I can’t seem to find it!
@@unemployedwineguy It's the sercret link of the day in today's Philip Defranco Show!
@@kalevstheworld - Amazing!!
man I remember when they stopped making these things with the OG recipe. Wallet took a hit from all the rockstar and vodka. fun times from what I can remember, good video.
Watching his channel is a roulette game of "will he burst into tears on this one"
"maybe if you had a four loko youd have the balls to look me in the eyes" lol im ded
*smug look* "Probably some quality in there." *smug look*
Hilarious.
Just stumbled on the channel. Love it so far; keep up the good work sir
Incredible. Delightfully helpful. Thank you sir!
This guy is really really good! Thank you, Phil for shining a light in his direction, and thank you @unemployedwineguy for such good content and acting!
This guy is like a 13 year old first drinking a cup of coffee
the parody is decently subtle, had to watch this one in particular to realize he's playing a character
This is the one that got my sub XD, man I love you ^^
two of those and your in a "lets go to chuck e cheese and fist fight a toddler" mood
They’re wayyyy too sweet I wish white claws were the same percentage
I love how the internet has you doing this and everclear lol thank you btw
As a regular Four Loko drinker thank you for not shitting all over it, you a real one.
This guy is gonna get real big. I'm Subscriber 340!
He should have tried the original Four Loko.
This video got me subscribed, hilarious!
“I can feel it already” dude I can see it already in you
Congrats on being "Secret Link of the Day!"
"who are no longer in attendance..."
..."due to being dead."
i dont get it
@mindlesstube when people die they don't go to things any more
@@MindlessTube Pouring one out for the homies... but fancy
@@sealionroar but what does that have to do with video
@@MindlessTube he probably invited dead people but they couldn't come
I love you! I just finished watching all of your videos. Finally something good, smart, funny, interesting and creative. I love the nuance of the acting. I love the commitment to the character. Just fucking beautiful.
alright this earned a subscription. the last half was hilarious
Did someone say smarties and cocaine?! I think I need to give this four loko gold a try!!
comparing four loko watermelon to a pinot grigio is...*chef's kiss*
In his defense, he was really only comparing it to that based on alcohol content
"Your heartbeat is extraordinarily slow."
This channel is great! Subbed
You have fantastic delivery!
Amazing and on point haha
Definitely going to need your 0-100 rating on this one. You're on track to have good solid rating data for things that really matter in this year of 2020 lol.
Yes, still waiting on that rating!
Your enthusiasm sir, is second to fucking none. Subscribed!
I love seeing Four Loko trucks. What a gig lol.
This was so great I can't stop laughing!
Never drunk four loko in my life but damn was this entertaining. Subbbbbbed
Not worth it! Way too much sugar and unknown stuff added. Pretty sure the caffeine was outlawed so they substituted.
@@sephkurai I've never actually seen it being sold here in the UK either way hahah, maybe for the best
Last time I did my friend had a couple that he gave to me as a pregame gift for a gig I got to headline. Due to the cold and dryness of the air I'd just got done having a bloody nose of MONSTER proportions. I slammed both on the way there. Since I'd lost a good bit of blood my B.A.C. was very high. Didnt get a chance to be buzzed even. I puked everywhere and couldn't stand, ended up missing my first headliner venue...never again.
Lol😂 Same
it's highly alcoholic malt liquor. It's pretty serious stuff even without the caffeine.
It's not something you want to try to casually drink lmao.
Nailed the drinks personality!!!
This whole channel is gold
I never realize that cam was more than one serving 😂
holy shit this is quality content
I fucking love these so much! Please continue more!! Ive been watching all the tiktoks!
He is taking off!!!! I love it. We are seeing the birth of a new channel
Seriously, better writing then Hollywood comedies.
I miss original four loco, it was great
When I heard that hollow clink when he put the can down, I knew this vid would take a turn 🤣
“Like somebody smashed a bunch of smarties and cocaine together”.
Yep, dude has most accurate and descriptive pallet in history. 🤣🤣