@@qusaipen102 John 15:17-18 17 This is my command: Love each other. The World Hates the Disciples 18 “If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
@@qusaipen102 Ephesians 4:29 29 Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. Ephesians 5:4 4 Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving.
@@cutealex. In this context like a small amount (or maybe not so small amount lmao) of something totally artifticial, unhealthy and all-round bad for you. Laced with addictive poison lol
@@BagietkaYTofficall in moderation* you absolutely do need sugar on a daily basis....according to the American Heart Association you need roughly 39 grams...the average american drinks 117 grams per day. any other thoughts on the matter kiddo?
@@sooperd00p no need to cause hostility here. Besides you wasted "kiddo" on this. Now if someone actually aggressive enters comments, we already used that card:(
@@BagietkaYTofficall depends on the orangs juice tbh. If its real orange used without added sugar its fine. But many brands create fake orange juice. Yet drinking a whole carton of real orange juice depends on the individual if it feels good for them
Livinng in UK im always surprised how bakers can bake cake from sugar instead of flour. I use few glass of flour half glass of sugar some other things and make a cake at home while shop or bakery cakes are like 60-70% sugar 20% fruit and then flour
This shows how flawed the Brit’s minds are like bro no fucking baker will use fukcing sugar instead of flour yall gotta realise the facts and how the us is basically the same healthy percentage as the uk
Corn syrup, specifically “high fructose corn syrup” and “dextrose”. Shit is disgusting, and super addictive because of how sweet it is. Corn is a HEAVILY subsidized agricultural crop in the US, so it’s in everything
The corn syrup, the seed oils instead of butter which would have been a better fat to have, the margarine instead of butter. All of these are in almost everything and are industrial lubricants
Brother, I ALWAYS have a tray of grocery store cookies on deck. Oatmeal raisin or "cowboy" cookies are my go to. Cowboy is just chocolate chip with oatmeal and chopped nuts, pretty damn good though
Hey man I just want to thank you a lot I’m 19 and training my best to become a great firefighter and your advice really helps and love the firefighter shirt
Your work is serious danger, dude. Please, stay alive. People like you, willing to put themselves in danger to help others, are a treasure. Enjoy your beer with your pals for many nights from now on.
@@DemilerHe'll probably change his mind one week into the training once they get to basics. 😂 This generation is too soft, only thing they can do is be a influencer or youtuber or onlyfans seller and look at their phone screen 16 hours a day while eating fast food and smoking cannabis/drinking and thinking they are "gangsta" or edgy. 😂
@@tupakkaonhyvaaSeems like you're generalizing the entire younger generation. Instead you could have just said a word of support. But I'm guessing you never got that at home, so now you're projecting.
Brown sugar, flour, chocolate, eggs and milk I dont recommend pre packaged cookies, especially oreos bc theyre just crisco sugar and a preservative filled chocolate cracker
high fructose corn syrup mixed with high fructose corn syrup which is then boiled, melted, and turned into high fructose corn syrup to then be used as low fructose corn syrup that is then altered to be high fructose corn syrup.
I think you looked fantastic back then but I'm glad you chose health and longevity, you're still the biggest positive presence in a lot of people's lives man 💙 that'll never change
many europeans have said that even if they eat less in america they come home a little more bloated and some gain a couple pounds but they go back to eating normally back in Europe and instead of maintaining that weight or gaining more they go back to pre-america weight. It's weird
@@labeebfarooqi7548 thats pretty weird but cool but respectfully what does that have to do with my comment? i just thought what noel said was funny lol
@@maxfrandy1849 🤣 lmao sorry I saw one person be a bitch to Noel and I went either attack or defense mode (you got defense) on any one who I thought said anything remotely against what Noel said
@@curlyhairdudeify the original comment said every kg of cookie has 600g of high fructose corn syrup which isn't true. that ratio simply isn't that high.
High fructose corn syrup. Lots and lots of high fructose corn syrup.
And more sugar than the cookie should physically be capable of holding
You eat three of them mofos and you'll feel the blood running through your veins.
@@MikeHunter265Forbidden Preworkout 🗿🌚🤣🤣🤣
@@MikeHunter265the scary part is I don’t even feel that anymore
This! You can see a massive increase in obesity starting from the time fructose syrup was being introduced into foods.
Very interesting study
The last photo💀
Bro's about to DEVOUR that shit!💀
And he probably did
John 15:17-18
17 This is my command: Love each other.
The World Hates the Disciples
18 “If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
@@qusaipen102
John 15:17-18
17 This is my command: Love each other.
The World Hates the Disciples
18 “If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
@@qusaipen102
Ephesians 4:29
29 Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.
Ephesians 5:4
4 Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving.
🍦😳
the raisin ones got Fentanyl
Edibles**
Yum
You people like raisins!?
I've never met a mf who eats raisins who didn't do me wrong somewhere in life.
Oatmeal raisin cookies goated
as an american, The cookies are all laced with a certain white substance (cocaine or sugar, depends on the store)
laced with high fructose corn syrup
And sometimes laced with pure Columbian with a side of cope.
Those are cokies not cookies 😂
Fent
Sometimes both
That's the best description of American food I've heard. Everything is laced here.
Hah, America, the land of laced food 😂😂😂
@@kennedyodero8061 land of the fees and home of the gays
What does it mean laced
@@cutealex. In this context like a small amount (or maybe not so small amount lmao) of something totally artifticial, unhealthy and all-round bad for you. Laced with addictive poison lol
@@cutealex. If you do not know what it means put a Xanax in your whiskey
It's Fent. We lace it with Fent.
You going to end up like George "let me breathe" floyd
@@WP1483the fuck are people liking this 😝
@@kane6529 because its funny
@@85isaboat53It’s not though. It’s gross and spreading misinformation. Yall are just racist.
And yet he still looks so handsome with the bulk 🥹🤍
If handsome was a man:
Fr, bro still looked sexy af 😂
Imagine calling another male handsome....
@@samTmadeUmad Hey, its you whos making it sound gay 😂
@@archdornan8349 hahahaha 😆
"The Bulk's gonna be Crazy" - Me rn weighing 40kgs💀
There's no way unless you're a child or anorexic 😂
twink
Brother are you good? I know a 40kg(~80lb) guy and he's like- sixteen, 5'5 and lowkey built like a popsicle stick-
My body hair if i don't trim weights 40kg bro tf are you doing.
(Jk I'm skinny aswell 75kg).
I'm skinny 88kg
It’s pure unadulterated red 40
Red 40 keeping you big as hell
I have gained 40 pounds of muscle from pure red 40 injections
The only thing worse is red 21.
Lmfao😂
Perc 30
From Daddy Noel to Dadbod Noel
Bro ain't lying don't go to dollar store and get cookie dough bites. They be bussin big bussin
Unless you are poor. Then its just energy
Greyhound be long bussin.
Its called sugar brother.
Whatever that is you're lacing it with something
It's calles MSG, it fucks up your insulin and makes you crave more sugar.
No its chemicals
They add salt to mix which makes them addictive. A cookie with only sugar is good but not as palatable as one with sugar and a little bit of salt.
it's called a joke brother
It’s called freedom brother
lmfao
...you mean freedom butter?
freedom to be obese!😂
The illusion of freedom
Hell yeah brother. Guns, booze, and blocked arteries!
We making out with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
You mean making it out right? Right??😰
@@Pixel11235I hope he forgot to add the "it".
Who's we ? 🤔🤔🤔
@@yevolutionme?
@@yevolution Me too
It's called high fructose corn syrup lmao
That and seed oils
Does it jiggle when you are on your bulk
It jiggles regardless 😋😋🥭
These are ‘somewhat addictive’
Laced cookies keeping you big as hell.🍪🍪🍪
He's got the Russell Crow look
It’s sugar dude shits addictive as fuck
and the dozen chemicals added into the cookies!
@@celsyctoy9148they tuff tho
@@celsyctoy9148 chemicals?
Bruh, sugars in so much stuff it aint just that, sugars in fruit ffs.
Yes, certain foods are incredibly moreish. And they're always ones you shouldn't be having much more of. 🤦🏻♂️
Brody mad and hit us with the "🤦♂️" emoji
@@chadpinas1373 🤦🏻♂️
@@chadpinas1373”mad”-🧔🏿♀️🤓
Noel on the cut equals Hercules
Noel on the bulk equals Thor
Sugar....a lot of sugar.
World's most widespread drug...
@@TheArklyte The most important nutrient =/= drug. Sugar is perfectly healthy.
@@BagietkaYTofficall in moderation*
you absolutely do need sugar on a daily basis....according to the American Heart Association you need roughly 39 grams...the average american drinks 117 grams per day.
any other thoughts on the matter kiddo?
@@sooperd00p no need to cause hostility here. Besides you wasted "kiddo" on this. Now if someone actually aggressive enters comments, we already used that card:(
@@TheArklyte...that's sad that you think YT comments are hostile.
I heard it's that corn syrup.
I was gonna get so mad bc i thought it was someone else roasting noel, but it was just noel.
Crisis averted. Good thing your planned rage didn't break out, imagine what could have happened..
@@TinTin-ov6cg For real… I could have destroyed the world 😔🙏 Glad I have good self control.
@@jurassicchicken5383 Truly indeed, bless you for having the strength and the restraint brother. You're a champ, savior of mankind!
@@TinTin-ov6cg Lmao, you’re a funny dude. Have a great day, man.
@@jurassicchicken5383 Yea this was fun actually, glad I could make you laugh. Thank you, have a great day brother.
Noel is literally a gentle giant
Yes.
“You Americans” 💀 “you good for no-“
Bro roasting himself
Being honest?
@@MisterPrimordialIronic.
Corn syrup
100%
Its pure sugar, enjoy
Sugar itself is healthy
Yes but the sugar in those are aren't
@@gokublack24565 Then why blame it all on sugar? I saw people criticing orange juice.
@@BagietkaYTofficall depends on the orangs juice tbh. If its real orange used without added sugar its fine. But many brands create fake orange juice.
Yet drinking a whole carton of real orange juice depends on the individual if it feels good for them
@@johannesschmitz6370 added sugars are not a problem.
processed sugar and freedom baby
Processed sugar is healthy.
Refined oils
@@user-zy3nv1jy1m refined oils are fine but it depends on the oil. PUFA is the problem.
Its called high fructose corn syrup and all those fake colors (no fake colors in this specifically but its in lots of other shit)
Livinng in UK im always surprised how bakers can bake cake from sugar instead of flour. I use few glass of flour half glass of sugar some other things and make a cake at home while shop or bakery cakes are like 60-70% sugar 20% fruit and then flour
This shows how flawed the Brit’s minds are like bro no fucking baker will use fukcing sugar instead of flour yall gotta realise the facts and how the us is basically the same healthy percentage as the uk
Wait 70%??
That’s just false advertising at that point. That’s not even cake, thats just diabetes mislabelled as sugar bread.
@@abhirajprasad3853 don’t worry it’s not true
Honestly don't care as long as it taste good
Yeah, you can feel the sugar grains while chewing
Nah I knew it had fent in it
Crack cookies.
Great short bro. You are a living legend
I don’t even know who he is
It’s the salt in the cookies. It makes them addictive as hell.
Yep, secret to anything that fires up the brain like coke is fat+sugar+salt.
Corn syrup, specifically “high fructose corn syrup” and “dextrose”. Shit is disgusting, and super addictive because of how sweet it is. Corn is a HEAVILY subsidized agricultural crop in the US, so it’s in everything
In the first picture he actually looks like a thumb
Choso how u been doing
@@olive1820 I’ve been incinerated
I saw the ingredients for Costcos cookies it looked like a f*cking £100 shopping receipt
Oiled up, over bulked Noel 🔥🔥🔥
Noel is handsome even when he is bulked. More handsome than most people who claim them being gigachad.
Chunky Noel still looks great
Bro needs to mew 💀
bro thinks hes funny 💀
@@johnshedIetskybro is funny 💀💀💀 OhioGODS won 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@johnshedIetskyyeah the ppl who let mewing become their personality are cringe asf.
Soy. Sugar. Chemicals. You name it bro.
Sugar is not a chemical, done even compare it to soy. Sugar is completely healthy,
fat.
@@BagietkaYTofficallsugar is a chemical. So is oxygen
@@BagietkaYTofficalltell me you're american without telling me you're american
@@BagietkaYTofficall🤦🏽♂️
The corn syrup, the seed oils instead of butter which would have been a better fat to have, the margarine instead of butter. All of these are in almost everything and are industrial lubricants
Not where I shop in America.
Sugar. It's a fuck ton of sugar. And butter.
Do you think we have any choice "we Americans " haven't much choice.
Bro it’s legal to eat different biscuits
Just go to Whole Foods
@@swipex7447 😂
@@In_The_Base
Yeah, we can just make 3x more money to afford it.
...visit some countries bro, you're in Disney world acting like you're a forced slave.
😂 I mean people slam on those even when they aren't trying to bulk so can't blame you
Brother, I ALWAYS have a tray of grocery store cookies on deck. Oatmeal raisin or "cowboy" cookies are my go to. Cowboy is just chocolate chip with oatmeal and chopped nuts, pretty damn good though
Cotton seed oil and corn syrup bs lol
Oil up your feet noel
YOOO WHAT
Hey man I just want to thank you a lot I’m 19 and training my best to become a great firefighter and your advice really helps and love the firefighter shirt
Your work is serious danger, dude. Please, stay alive. People like you, willing to put themselves in danger to help others, are a treasure. Enjoy your beer with your pals for many nights from now on.
@@DemilerHe'll probably change his mind one week into the training once they get to basics. 😂 This generation is too soft, only thing they can do is be a influencer or youtuber or onlyfans seller and look at their phone screen 16 hours a day while eating fast food and smoking cannabis/drinking and thinking they are "gangsta" or edgy. 😂
@tupakkaonhyvaa It's gonna be okay bro, just call her and tell her you still love her
@@zedio369 What?
@@tupakkaonhyvaaSeems like you're generalizing the entire younger generation. Instead you could have just said a word of support. But I'm guessing you never got that at home, so now you're projecting.
American cookies are for that sigma fentaneel grindset.
Bro missing his Marie biscuits from back home😂😂😂
FELLOW SOUTH AFRICAAANN
le bid chungus
Brown sugar, flour, chocolate, eggs and milk
I dont recommend pre packaged cookies, especially oreos bc theyre just crisco sugar and a preservative filled chocolate cracker
high fructose corn syrup mixed with high fructose corn syrup which is then boiled, melted, and turned into high fructose corn syrup to then be used as low fructose corn syrup that is then altered to be high fructose corn syrup.
Bulked Noel is still goated lmao
The thumbnail photo got Noel looking like his own gaw damn thumb 😅
LMAO
Laced is crazy 😭
Its corn syrup
Bro was big chungus for a min there
Nah that’s CRAZY😭
Bruh was one of us. That double chin was WIIILD
Fent
Corn syrup, coloring, seed oils, gmo grains
Noel staring down food like an apex predator is my new favorite mood😂❤️
When he said biscuits I knew he was south african 😂
Sugar for sure
Cookies laced with sugar!!!
Us americans don't know whats in our food either. We just eat it.
Might wanna change that then
3rd picture is a whole ass mood
They’re typically laced with a refurbished engine lubricant known as canola oil.
We can't tell the difference whether he's bulked up or not. 😅
I think that's a good thing👍
Daddy Noel I am pretty fat but I go to the gym and I've lost 40 pounds in the last 8 months should I keep going or should I start bulking
What's more important to you right now - losing fat or building muscle? I don't think it's much more complicated than that.
You should only bulk after you get lean
It’s completely up to you. If you look in the mirror and think you’re too skinny then eat more and the opposite if you think you’re too big.
@@D0ctorf0sterbody dysmorphia joins the chat
@@matijatu That's not really true. It depends on your goals.
You look great now so trust the bulk ❤ and you have a great mom to support you
No joke coke had actual Coke in it. Wouldn't put it past them if they laced it with something
fetynal
I think you looked fantastic back then but I'm glad you chose health and longevity, you're still the biggest positive presence in a lot of people's lives man 💙 that'll never change
My local supermarket had a bag of 4 cookies that was 1700 cals I got so fat off them.
Holy crap that’s more than what I eat in a day and I’m even cutting now
Americans bulk like it's their job 😂
Tbh it is my job, fast af metabolism so i gotta eat nonestop every day, dont pig out for a week and i lose 5 lbs at least
Fentanyl gets your ripped.
laced with seed oil
🙄🙄🙄
Noel, cosplay as Todo Aoi one day please
thats the reason why we enjoy eating crap like this the better it tastes the more addicting it is
A good bulk is when you’re wheezing and sweating just getting out of bed..
This was my fatass taking a shower pre-gym days 😂
Man that 3rd picture is hilarious. He looks like he just ate 2 boxes and still isnt quite sure how to process it 😂
“im sure this is laced with something” 💀
many europeans have said that even if they eat less in america they come home a little more bloated and some gain a couple pounds but they go back to eating normally back in Europe and instead of maintaining that weight or gaining more they go back to pre-america weight. It's weird
@@labeebfarooqi7548 thats pretty weird but cool but respectfully what does that have to do with my comment? i just thought what noel said was funny lol
@@maxfrandy1849 🤣 lmao sorry I saw one person be a bitch to Noel and I went either attack or defense mode (you got defense) on any one who I thought said anything remotely against what Noel said
@@labeebfarooqi7548 ohhhhhh nah sorry bro i was trying to show that i thought he was funny AND DEFINITELY correct
Now you know the pain of trying to stay thin and being American 😅
It's easy if you have even a moderate amount of willpower and self control
My man becomes 90% throat when he bulks
We got pics of noel looking like nicavo avocado before gta 6
Probably some beaver pheromones with high fructose corn syrup.
i thought this was billy santoro
Bro created the perfect loop
Bulk Noel is prime Noel to me. Can't wait for next season to see him get that massive look going again.
GLUCOSE, MALTODEXTRIN, MODIFIED STARCH, ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS
Sugar dawg
I love the way you looked in your super chunk mode!
That last pic is incriminating 😭😂
You’re welcome. Majority of us in the USA take our bulks very seriously. Of course Dr Now would never approve but still.
Indeed you do, even some of you bulk for your entire life
@@sirbarksalot9139 hahaha facts
High fructose corn syrup and seed oils. For every kg of cookie, you're eating like 600g of pure ultra refined corn sugar. Absolute madness.
simply untrue. A case of coke doesn't even have that much.
@@Tyborz Simply, true. A can of coke has 25-30 grams of sugar per serving.
@@curlyhairdudeify the original comment said every kg of cookie has 600g of high fructose corn syrup which isn't true. that ratio simply isn't that high.
@@OfficialNiceno no no 😱 you cant use logic when talking about america11!!1!1 billions must listen to our (always true) European rants 😠🤬😠1001!1!11
Texas is better because you’re here love you man ❤