Donald Trump is Drunk with Power
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- čas přidán 30. 06. 2024
- The polls closed for the New Hampshire primary, Donald Trump fired up a crowd a rally and called Mike Bloomberg a racist, Roger Stone's nine year prison sentence was reduced to something far less severe after Trump's tweet, we checked in with recently fired Gordon Sondland (Jeff Ross), and the 144th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog show kicked off with an unlikely duo.
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Donald Trump is Drunk with Power
• Donald Trump is Drunk ... - Zábava
BARR should be DisBarred from Bar Association and be behind Bars.
Lol
Shiwan: nicely put.
Barr should be barred from drinking liquid crack at the bar while eating a dozen candybars then getting a ride on soon to be ex-potus bicycle handlebars, and bar none he makes me wanna BARRf !!!
@WE WUZ VIKANGS!!! n shiet. And it just might be FOREVER!
how many times is this going to be copy and pasted?
“Stop and frisk is also his policy back stage at his beauty pageants” is perhaps the best quote I’ve heard all week
How many quotes do u hear weekly?
Brain Dead Wolf 🐺....another spit your coffee on your screen quote....😂❤️☕️☕️
A La Zay Aye well the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, look at his father
Just not reflective of reality or observable fact.
Why are neoliberals so focused on having the worst and unfunniest opinions?
A La Zay Aye true him or creepy joe should be no where near teens but more so joe
No one was mumbling behind Trump. The voices in his head are just getting louder.
The framers of the Constitution had a different name for "stop and frisk". They referred to it as "unreasonable search and seizure".
Stone also made a meme with crosshairs on the judge presiding over his trial... There is no justice anymore. Time to buy pitchforks and torches, and storm the castle.
@Don Hardcastle
Hey, you gullible moron, you're far and away the minority. I know you're really really, desperately stupid, but that just makes you easier to get rid of.
Don Hardcastle Any trumpturd threatening me gets its head blown off.
im almost certain this is a russian account.
@Don Hardcastle moron superior
Don Hardcastle we defeated your racist ass before will do it again.
Today, the sentence was reduce from 7-9 years down to 3-4 years. next month Roger Stone gets the presidential medal of honor. good luck America!
Buy a condo, get a pardon.
These Republicans must be stopped at all costs.
Thanks. We need all the good luck we can get if we are to survive the Trump Presidency.
He still thinks he's on the Apprentice please tell him he was Cancelled
LOL, loved the vice Poodle!!!
Thank You for keeping us sane with laughter
Sane or lazy?
Ermm he just say sane.
Sentencing recommendation went from 7 to 9 years down to 3 to 4 years overnight. Based on what he was convicted of he could have been sentenced to 50!!!
If that asshole was broke, he would have received life.
I'm tired of people with money receiving preferential treatment.
Lawyers that support prison breaks for the rich can go to Hell!
@@RCmack lawyers that support prison breaks? Explain that a bit more.
Down to probation actually.
What kind of Cheap Dope Are You People On?!
These same lowlives were all howling like sick dogs when President Obama even remotely mentioned The Justice Department!
Metalbass10000 Barr DOJ recommendations unprecedented intervention at behest of Trump went to probation. Prosecution guidelines were 7 to 9 years. Judge actually has discretion to follow or modify these recommendations. Real point is Trump politically influencing DOJ. But remember, Stone threatened and mocked this judge.
Poor Melania - she's thinking "When's my Dallas JFK moment?"
OMG... Golden Comment
UNDERRATED af 🤣
Explain your hatred for Trump.
Tell me why you think he’s bad.
EXPLAIN!
ENLIGHTEN ME WITH YOUR “FACTS”
@@calebchapman7783 Easy on the Caps mate !
@jamar no moor Yeah you're right I think 😅😅🤣
Melania face is priceless
Snorting that Aderall talking trash
it’s the only thing he’s good at.
@@cyndieK1 True
Yup that UK sudafed is VERY potent ! Keep you up tweeting all night 😂😂😂
Letitia Laveau
I think he is trash, whit or whitout
hey Letitia you brain dead bimbo!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't speak ill of your president for, hes in charge of your country for the next 5 years ahahahahahaahahaha maga , trump the boss!!!!!!!!!!!!, build the wall , fark the left!!!!!!!!!!!!! yehhhhhh, farrkkk the black dawgggggs
He’s sniffing a lot. He’s drunk on more than just power.
the sniffling drives me batshit insane.
Jay Gee Yeah and no reporting on it. Nothing. Crickets. And his pupils dilated in brightly lit rooms. Seems like it’s worth some journalists time and effort to investigate what drugs Le Freak is abusing.
corona virus? I s t s y NFL EU
Someone should tell him that snorting Adderall won't help with Alzheimer's or dementia
powder
That poster in the back ground with the kitten, lol: "Don't Hang In There" ... sometimes it's the little details too: )
4:08 "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in." Shouldn't he be reminding the people who voted for him of that?
I figured that mumbling noise was just Pencey's cooling fan kicking in.
Like my old Compaq desktop computer.
😂😂😂😂
Nancy the old witch was the one mumbling and tearing paper😂😂😂 out of anger
@@user-jk7xt9vw4l woooh so clever.
@John EstepTF, where did I say she tore it up before he finished his speech, everybody knows she tore it up after he finished the speech out of anger and frustration 😂😂😂, such childish behaviour should hv been impeached immediately and I m sure she lost many voters that day 😂😂😂
"You knew damn well I'm a snake before you took me in" describes his 'presidency' so well, love how self aware he inadvertently is, almost like he has a split personality that actually has a conscious.
It is NOT self-awareness, it is called projection. Accusing others of what he does. It is the opposite of self-awareness.
AMEN, Winged BluJ...I have said soooo many times that him reading that poem back then was his warning and admission to us about himself. If people had listened to him then he was telling us ahead of time who he was before they voted him into office. But his followers weren't smart enough to get the allegory. :(
He also plays "Sympathy For the Devil" at his rallies and "You can't always get what you want".
@@timm5362 do you suppose he has permission to do so? Trump ruins everything. Add what used to be two really great songs on the pile
How?
Please tell me how.
Give me every single one of the facts that you know.
Explain your comment.
I wonder if anyone has noticed that Trump only really seems happy when he's publicly insulting someone in front of a crowd. I'm not convinced he actually wanted to be president, merely just a means to get in front of a crowd.
Erik Torbjørn Bjørnsson He’s a narcissist
I think he was surprised when he won, he didn't expect to.
@@thegodfather1907 in
He’s doing a good damn job though.
If you don’t think so, look at the economy numbers.
Your hatred for trump is unreasonable, and idiotic.
@@calebchapman7783 This economic boom began during the Obama administration. It's a fact, do your research.
Melania's slow clap! 🤣🤣
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
U I hate trump because I know no better
@@jasonpearson4939 and what is that you know?
@@joerambo8 He looks at facts and proof instead of following a bunch of leftist nonsense. People just don't get it. Facts/proof matters. I'm no fan of Trump as a human but he's our president and earned it. If anything the left ever said gained any real traction I would be right beside them trying to impeach but sadly we all know how that went..Respect the system or gtfo
Night Knight
I think it’s wilful ignorance, or as Matthew Sheffield wrote back in 2016:
The American Right, has become willfully disengaged from its fellow citizens thanks to a wonderful virtual-reality machine in which conservatives, both elite and grassroots, can believe anything they wish, no matter how at odds it is with reality.
@@FlurinRupp Very true, some say the GOP doesn't have principles, but they do...they're deeply committed to all things undemocratic. They represent a minority of Americans & lack the moral compass or spine to stand up to Agolf Twittler's corruption.
The pack of Pavlov's dogs behind Trump spend most of their time looking at the monitors to see if they're in view. I'll say one thing for Trump, he's got them all beautifully trained to provide their conditioned responses.
And Miller to bark out orders - get THAT guy impeached, subpoenaed I don't care, just get to the root of the corruption of that deplorable little supremacist wannabe
I would agree but this is an insult to Pavlov's dogs
Like attracts like. A narcissist attracts narcissists. Praise the guy who needs to be praised, and get praised back. His biggest supporters get their names called during his speeches to be paraded around to applause. It's a symbiotic relationship full of fragile and demanding egos, each taking their turn to display their peacock feathers before one another - so long as they stay in line and keep King Don at the top.
@@jakobraahauge7299 The corruption are from the people Trump is fighting everyday. You still don't get it?
Just because one was in the military doesn't mean they can't be corrupt bad people after they are done serving. The whole point of Trump is fighting the corrupt political establishment and their media propaganda machine and the whole point of Democrats and their media is to make you think the bad guys are the good guys so you never figure out the truth.
2:20 they found the one black guy in New Hampshire to stand there
I would bet he got paid to be up there. It doesn't take much to find a dumbass in a crowd.
My God - when is enough Enough !!
Kimmel I'm watching alot more, I'm loving it
Jacquelyn Gadson good
@Tyler More Yep we see them swarmed around Trump at those rallies all the time! Good Call! lol
Tyler More you misspelled Trumptards
He has recreated The Apprentice.
I disliked The Apprentice less, though
Jeff Ross actually looks a lot like Sondland. It's uncanny.
Why do people bring their children to his rallies? He is vulgar. They can believe what they want but they don't have to push it on their kids.
That's how the Nazis did it too!
David u r so right✌
That’s right about the Italians too much like the social Demorats who must be Fascists too ?
maybe because the parents are vulgar?
If they'd have that awareness (not to bring their kids) they probably wouldn't be there
How many times has he told that story - why can’t he tell it by heart? - oh sorry, I forgot a moment!
Jimmy Kimmel is getting funnier an funnier!!!!! He's almost up there with CONAN O'BRIEN!!!!!! KEEP AT IT JIMMY!!!!!!
Or is it Conan has declined sharply? His writing staff needs a good overhaul.
Yes selfirony is so funny :)
The Trump Pence Poodle show was hilarious.
@pie worm Worm pie do you think at all before you speak? Show me one example where Jimmy was a racist.
Jeff Ross roasting Trump from ANY platform is a good time 😂
More Jeff Ross!!
How embarrassing to be American right now. Jesus Christ......
WTF was Trump reading from when they slowed him down to half speed??? lol
When a pack of lawyers call foul and quit...
Better under-combed than over-combed! Go Bernie! It is time for a festivus for the rest of us!
The sad part of it is that the republicans are enable him to do what hi whants to do. Sad.
@ Are you really that uninformed? It would go the way of Venezuela - big government where power resides with a small group of elites, rather than to the people.
@AM meanwhile Trump is stealing everything for himself, and you Republicons are too stupid to realize it.
Used to be part of the American dream to own a home, now Trump signature tax plan makes it less appealing to own a home and more appealing to rent from shitbags like himself.
Trump is creating a society where wealth, can buy you anything, and that they are above the law. Imagine a world filled with the likes of Brock Turners and Ethan Couchs.
Kabal82 Source?
ArizonaBasement Read what you write, you literally define current admin
@e w you do know that the deficit is even worse now right?
Power means viagra to him，but unfortune he lost his ability to rise
nizicike no comma before but** but is the comma. Still agree, being the grammar police today.
@@lindseyharalson490 comma is needed because "but" is a conjuction since there is an independent clause after "but". I'm being a grammar police today too
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@@khuenguyen1796 LOL WELL SAID
Hornet---OMG! I'm having mine too.
Can anyone give an example of an event that exceeds the irony of the "you knew I was a snake before you took me in" story coming from Trump's mouth?
Ever see the Netflix special “Get me Roger Stone”? Worth watching
Lmao pence was mumbling 😂😂
That ain’t alcohol it’s meth and Diet Coke
He'd be a lot thinner if it were meth
Nah, not Meth. It's Adderall and Sudafed. Why isn't it mandatory to pass a drug test before even running for a government job?!
Not exactly I knew a former meth addict who was obese. Maybe because they spent the whole 48 hours eating
Former correctional officer here. I definitely had to. And I only carried oc spray and a radio
Drunk with power. 🤣😂 Got away with impeachment with no witnesses allowed to testify.
That skit made my morning Lol
Trump's Administration:
A 3 Ring Circus
"insert classical circus music here "
When they stop and frisk ttrump all they'll find is a hot yugely tremendous orange , agent neon orange turd in his blazer pocket! 🍊🍊💩💩🚽
Explain to me your hate for trump.
ENLIGHTEN ME!!
GIVE ME ALL THE FACTS PUSSBOY!!
impeach him again
The Dems in the House might do just that. Nancy Pelosi may want to call John Bolton to testify.
U can't jack ass
Sara Ford interesting that you think trump should be in jail when you probably support hillary
@@jasonpearson4939 yes you can
It doesnt matter. The Republicans cannot be convinced. They are scared and nieve. Dems need a senate majority first. Collins, Grahm, and McConnell need to get voted out.
If he gets re elected we are either entering a recession,losing ourselves and possibly ww3. God I hope people make the right choice and vote for Biden or anyone else to except Bernie.
Had a horrible nightmare which told me not to vote for Bernie due to his socialist views he seems nice. But there’s something odd.
How?
Explain.
Enlighten me with LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE fact that you can give me that supports this claim.
PLEASE.
I BEG.
Give me the numbers, the facts, the quotes, the reasoning, etc.
BM31 HB vote blue 2020
Thays what they said last elecfion
@@calebchapman7783 I don't explain the obvious.
I hope they do to. Those that didnt vote for Hillary because they said " vote for the lessor of two evils" well I sure hope they keep that concept in mind next go around.
Ah Jimmy you are outdoing Stephen with your brilliant satire! I mean "the obedient training paid off" - this is priceless!
If u want to know a man, give him power
Nicely said bro
Ryan Sani ...Obama didn’t abusive his power in eight years! The Revenge Rallies have just begun! The Trump meddling in the sentencing of his cronies is only the beginning! From assaults and rapes of women, the trashing of the Emoluments Clause, the firing of people who were under oath to tell the truth for testifying, giving the Presidential Medal 🏅 of Freedom to a loud mouthed bigot instead of a Real hero the lying, cheating and plain sight robbery of the US Taxpayers....I’m going to throw up 🤢...excuse me....sick in Toronto 🤮🤮🤢🇨🇦💔
Facts.
3:00 that's the HUGEST hypocrite moment I have ever seen
When is Mike Pence, going to get tired of looking adoringly at the back of Trump's* head?
He's such an ass kisser!!!!!!
If Mike Pence had any balls, he would have turn in Trump during the 'impeachment trial' and seized power.
Dale Jones 👹Never👹
Lmao u noticed that to Dale? Pence just looks at him like he's in love or adores him.. it's kinda strange lol
Trump just named a new addition to Stones penitentiary "The Roger Stone Abstinence Wing."
Wow, I've not laughed this hard in a very long time. You guys are on fire. Finally subscribed. Loved it.
That's exactly what happens when you lie constantly, you always forget what you have said in the past.
"Youre just mad that your hands are too small to stop and frisk" epic rap battles of history Hillary Clinton v Donald trump
“Everyone wants to work for me.” - Trump
Fill those vacancies already then.
Very Slothy Guess how many of his staff have resigned and then written books negatively about him? In 4 more years, this number will double. Is this not proof that no one wants to work for him?
Latino people we love you jimmy❤️
Oh my god! Does he read that verse at every crowd! Get him out and lock him up!
if it works on stupid people why change after all it is his base
Lock him up for what? You communist pricks actually want to get rid of due process for people you don't like.
@@james-xf1ox due process is letting people testify! only the guilty actively block the truth!
@@togatours6232 You're so misinformed it's actually scary.
@@james-xf1ox just saying what happened in the senate with smuglican votes, but I digress ...impeachment is forever ...own it because you can do anything but call me scary?
Good thing the judge doesn't have to listen to them. The judge has complete control on the sentence, based on the guide lines.
As long as he dies in prison i will be happy.
He's a spoiled child that thinks he can get away with anything
And apparently, he's right.
What did he get away with?
Trying to expose the Biden’s corruption in Ukraine?
That’s a GOOD thing.
NOT A CRIME!
Explain your reasoning and claim.
Anyone else think Drumfph is doing adderall? It seems like the exact thing that would make him act so crazy like he is...
@Schism Circle go crawl back under your rock you toad.
Adderall in excess would be perfectly consistent with the presidential sniffing, slurring, and overall behaviour. What would be really interesting is to know what else he's doing! At least melatonin.. But the full medical files will be very interesting once released - I bet at least as much as JFK's 😜
@Bruce strkland yes! That would be perfectly consistent with the presidential.. behaviour! 👍
@Schism Circle How lovely! It'll soon be spring - and you are already in love! That's adorable! 💕
@Origami Mambo Project and JFK actually listened to his advisors instead of ranting on in public! Trump should have a cold turkey 🦃❄️
9:23 kid on the far right losing composure made me laugh lmaoo
Your absolutely right ! As I smile, people like this have no control he is in a manic swing and that is when he will destroy himself!
Obedience training 😂😂😂😂😂
He knows at least 2 wifes that think that. I'd go out on a limb and say 3 😂
Thank you for continuing to tell the truth!
Dogs are more sentient than you know. They know darn well they are there at that show for show.
Holy Hell!!!❤️ I died when I saw Jeff Ross 🤣😂🤣 LMAO and the Kennel Club ending was hilarious too! 🐕💕🐩
I didn't hear anything about him being fined for working illegal immigrants ?🤔
KIMMEL FOR PRESIDENT!!! 😁
That one black behind him! Lol they strategically placed. Haha
Anyone who thinks dogs don't know when they're in competition has not spent much time with dogs.
😂😂 I always love this stuff♥️🎙️
This is what happened when they elected a second-rate TV game show host as president, kids.
That sign in the background says promises kept lol
Trump jokes always make my day 😂
“Maintain democracy or go to dictatorship: that is what is at stake in these elections”.
-Mario Vargas Llosa
Trump is sniffing so much he’s one step from sitting at the desk towards the ending of Scarface
Justin Molinari yah Trump is high on his adoring fawning cult giving him an ego rush. That’s all this comes down to, a cultural war tribalism that on Trump’s side is a feeding of own his own self aggrandizement and narcissistic emotional high. His worshipping followers get to quell their fear of white Christian world being marginalized by an eclectic multicultural multiethnic multi religious group of people getting to participate in the American dream.
Explain to me all the facts without using your piss poor whiny explanation laced with non facts and feelings.
Tell me EVERY FACT!
ENLIGHTEN ME!
This unlikely duo won the contest!!🤣😅😅
4:09 sounds like sick St Nick from the year without a Santa Claus
FEEL THE BERN!!!!
@J.E.B Stuart feeling the Bern? I said what I said
@J.E.B Stuart No! Phyllisha just likes being able to hang onto social security, medicaid, and medicare, which Trump may try to cut in 2021. And contrary to many Trumpists popular belief, people worked for decades and paid into social security. So it's really their money, and the government has no business taking that money away.
Not drunk with power. High from sniffing his drugs.
That drunk slow motion speech is basically Trevor Noah's Trump impression.
‘Don’t hang in there' hahah 😂 🤣
I am surprised Trump hasn't tried to influence the Weinstein trial.
Sherry Morris actually Weinstein is much better friends with Hilary, same with Epstein. Big Clinton supporters.
When a new president comes around, he/she should tell Donald Trump “YOU’RE FIRED!!!”.
I wish you had shown Bloomberg's audio as well, Jimmy! But thanks for mentioning about it.
The last clip skit should have had AG Barr as the poodle Trump was parading around.
Torturing people seems to be funny in america, who would have thought it?
Oh right...
Bernie2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Trump 2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Kevin trump best of the world!! Trump trump best!
Putin 2020 lo.
Chigurh 4 black people and brown people already knew it.
Nixon tatooed on his back, Putin tatooed on his front
The slow-mo 🤣
Dumbo: "IT WAS A PERFECT TWEET! A PERFECT TWEET!"
Imagine paying to go to these shows just to talk about politics
I’m sure they are free
Explain to me why you people hate trump so much.
EXPLAIN?
Is he racist? How?
Is he homophobic? How?
Is he transphobic? How?
Is he insane? How?
Is he incoherent? How?
Is he a conman? How?
EXPLAIN YOUR HATRED!
It's free to see Jimmy! It's fecking hilarious! Trump is such a LOSER!
Tickets may be free, but people pay to travel and stay there. Heaven knows why.
Caleb Chapman never said anything about trump
You have to start at Iowa to give them a head start. They'll take the entire process to figure out their votes 😂😑
Go Canucks lol
How many think this is a rip on Don? I bet quite a few
10:53 Oh, they know they’ve won, all right. When master is happy, they’re happy. I remember seeing a Crufts show on TV many years ago. As soon as the winner was announced, the owner opened his arms wide, and his dog jumped into them. The celebration and elation were absolutely mutual.
Stop & Frisk policy at beauty pangents!!🤣🤣😅😅
That’s hilarious!
Mandatory drug testing for POTUS!!
Jeff Ross is comedy Gold~!
The crowd behind him is 👌 😂