Human vs. Animal Babies

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  • čas přidán 27. 05. 2024
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    About TMG:
    - TMG podcast is a podcast where comedians Cody Ko and Noel Miller talk to each other (it's a podcast).
    Chapters:
    00:00 intro
    00:10 cody's night out
    01:29 humans vs. animals
    04:39 baby development is crazy
    05:56 quiet babies are scary

Komentáře • 29

  • @treyturner9707
    @treyturner9707 Před 2 měsíci +473

    knowing cody has had sex kinda ruins the experience of tmg for me, can only hope noel continues to stay chaste

    • @AceOfSpades7991
      @AceOfSpades7991 Před 2 měsíci +99

      Like do they even have tiny meat? Are they even a gang? They’ve changed so much…

    • @heavenwaits
      @heavenwaits Před 2 měsíci +30

      don’t worry just look at his hand, thankfully he’s still got the purity ring!

    • @JuanTonSoupXP
      @JuanTonSoupXP Před měsícem +3

      I’ve heard rumors that the baby is A.I 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @haidan2414
    @haidan2414 Před 2 měsíci +361

    The TV's looking more and more like Cody

  • @JackWalkerAssault
    @JackWalkerAssault Před 2 měsíci +89

    Cody being 33 and still counting with his fingers is totally me

  • @aj_12x23
    @aj_12x23 Před 2 měsíci +163

    Humans have useless, uncoordinated babies with patchy skulls because we are bipedal! The shape/angle of the human pelvis doesn't allow our newborns to develop to the autonomy level that other mammals do before birth because, if we did, our giant hard skulls would just kill Mom on the way out. I once watched from a boat while a mountain goat gave birth on a cliffside overlooking a lake, and that little thing was up, running and jumping around immediately. But it makes sense, because Mama Goat can't spend the next year free-soloing El Capitan with a Baby Bjorn strapped to her like Cody promised he would.

  • @grantcpete
    @grantcpete Před 2 měsíci +81

    The Temu chains are lookin fresh boys

  • @Coonder92
    @Coonder92 Před 2 měsíci +24

    Watching Cody go through this stage in fatherhood is dope. Give it a few more months, your silver hairs will start coming in lol

  • @meep3709
    @meep3709 Před 2 měsíci +39

    The ending of this video is great birth control

  • @phatdawg1
    @phatdawg1 Před 2 měsíci +8

    'we cant come out of the womb making guns' has me rolling 🤣🤣

  • @annao9778
    @annao9778 Před 2 měsíci +25

    Noel, our honorary animal rights activist 👌

  • @therockbottom5256
    @therockbottom5256 Před 2 měsíci +10

    “Developmentally we take a whole, but once we’re up and going it’s fucking *over* “
    😂😂 that’s genuinely the real reason we develop so slowly, we have to be born with small brains cause it’s the sweet spot on head birthability/durability graph

  • @averysunniemagpie8958
    @averysunniemagpie8958 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Noel sounding scientific as fuck, he's on to something, your honor

  • @richardthundercock2385
    @richardthundercock2385 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Just want to say. Noel. I like the haircut. You look good.

  • @georgieeve2026
    @georgieeve2026 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Loving Cody's dad era 🥰

  • @jjessllynn
    @jjessllynn Před 2 měsíci +4

    loved hearing cody’s insights on parent life!

  • @AustinHDK
    @AustinHDK Před měsícem

    Noel’s delivery has gotten so effin great. Started rewatching the first episodes and he’s still just as funny but I can tell his stage work has been perfecting his delivery. Keep it up Noel 👍

  • @1dabreadboy
    @1dabreadboy Před 2 měsíci +3

    Yo chocking hazards are real asf with babies

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 Před 2 měsíci

    Awwww 🥺 loving this era of the show. Also I need a Cheesecake Factory sweatshirt

  • @toastyscoot5580
    @toastyscoot5580 Před 2 měsíci +2

    A Cheesecake Factory sweatshirt makes me throw up in my mouth

  • @pepperidgefarm1003
    @pepperidgefarm1003 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I stopped listening to the podcast for like two months and this mf had a baby?
    AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?

  • @2257arthur
    @2257arthur Před 2 měsíci +10

    i'm never having kids