Illegal Bowling
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- čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
- Enforcing bowling bans 200 years ago was difficult. Nowadays, impossible. A 21st-century bowling ban is a ridiculous idea to entertain, but an insightful lens to observe culture (movies, TV, video games).
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Music: Spyro 1, 2, Season of Ice
Haters: Bowl with bumpers
Thanks for watching!
Chapters:
Intro - 0:00
Segue - 1:08
Bowling Ban History - 1:32
US Bowling Bans - 2:20
Consequences - 4:17
TV & Movies - 5:02
Video Games - 6:30
Conclusion - 8:34
Hopefully this doesn't come off as an irrelevant comment, but my Uncle Martin was actually the founder and former lead artist for Envisomation, the company responsible for creating those tacky bowling animations we've all come to know and love. I thought I'd share a little interesting piece of history as to how those came about, which is to say, it was by accident.
My uncle was obsessed with traditional, hand-drawn animation his whole life, but was unfortunately not naturally gifted at creating it. However, come the late eighties, he was able to be an early adopter of learning how to produce 3D animation. This is because in the pioneer days of 3D, the difficulty came more in the learning curve for 3D programs, and less in so the technical artistic challenges that come with frame-by-frame 2D animation. Martin told me about how he initially designed a sphere (which was not a quick render, by any means) and crafted an animation of it rolling. From that point on, it's pretty easy to assume what happened next.
But in case you can't infer the next several events, I'll explain them anyways. Martin's initial idea was to create 3D advertisements for marbles, which were being revived as a big trend in the nineties. He created ten individual marble animations and pitched them to both Cattailz Interactive and Hasbro, but was unfortunately rejected by both companies. They found the animations to be too crude and (although this interaction predates the term I'm about to use) uncanny valley for them to be aired on mainstream television.
Naturally, Martin took to the bottle for a solid couple of months. However, aside from the divorce with his beautiful wife that ensued, this reliance on alcohol became a good thing. Every night he'd down an inhuman amount of everclear, bike to the local Pinhead's Bowling Emporium, and roll balls down the lane until he'd black out and wake up in the parking lot. One of these mornings, my poor uncle awoke with two broken arms. He was no longer able to bowl, but he'd still spend every night sitting at the venue's bar, wishing there was another form of entertainment in the building to take his mind off of the pins that he was unable to knock over.
Naturally, he repurposed those old marble animations into the wacky bowling ones that we're all familiar with in the present day. Pinhead's across the country purchased these animations, and Martin created Envisomation as a result. Later on he would sell these animations to other top bowling establishments such as Spanky's Bowling Company and The Infinity Lanes. While my Uncle Martin may not be a household name, he is most definitely my own personal hero.
So next time you knock down four pins and see the choppy 240p animation of a bowling ball massacring bowling pins dressed up as aliens, think of Uncle Martin. Think of persistence, think of ingenuity, and think of all the other underdogs out there in the world. If he were still alive today, I have no doubt in my mind that he could have pursued local politics and would have solved the global hunger crisis single-handedly. I love you, Uncle Martin.
Thank you for sharing Uncle Martin's story!
thank you mr. cockburn for this wholesome text
"envisomation" nets literally zero google results. this story is nice but i don't believe it.
Do you have access to the renders? If so can you upload them? Also I'm curious about what program was used for making them.
I'm somewhat doubtful of the legitimacy of this comment, since there are no search results for Envisomation on Google. But I also doubt that you would make this up, props if you did though
That's a very emotional story, Mr. Cockburn
The 9 pin bowling ban sounds like whoever drafted that law really liked bowling and worded it to make it easy to get around.
Definitely makes it so their bowling bros can still play. Also fancy seeing you here
In my head, it's most likely a deliberate abuse of power and corruption. If bowling had some criminal element connection then it's possible it was "banned" to look good to the public eye for reelections, and also set up as easy to circumvent by the politician in order to pocket some mob money from mobsters running bowling setups as legitimate business fronts. The mobsters can keep their business and the politician makes some cash and wins the reelection for looking like a hero.
Maybe or it's just short sighted. Say they wanted to ban the billiards game 9 Ball. The law would state that all games of 9 Ball are hereby banned.
Well, you could just play the exact same game but number the balls 10-18 and call it 18 Ball.
Perhaps in both cases the loophole could ban "all forms or imitations of" said activities.
The Malcom in the Middle reference was a nice throwback in the Kid Leaves Stoop cinematic universe
Hahaha I thought the same thing. Even with that same degree of sassiness, since he only has 3 videos as of now.
Kid leaves stoop?
@@trustmeimapotato4708 that’s the name of the youtube channel that uploaded this video?
Holy shit im so dense that I didn't look at the channel even though I've watched all of his videos XD
Every day you learn something new. Like the fact that BOWLING USED TO BE ILLEGAL
This got me looking up silly laws.
It's illegal in Kirkland Illinois for bees to fly over, or through the town's streets.
In Idaho, It's illegal to shoot a policemen's tie off his neck.
In Alabama It's illegal to walk backwards with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
The last one though.... is probably the most sensible(the police one is just too stupidly specific).
Back in the day, horse thieves would put the ice cream in their back pocket, stand near someone else's horse, and afterthe horse got a taste, they'd just walk away and be all "WhAt's tHe BiG DeAl?! I WaS JuSt WaLkInG!!!!"
I should mention, idk how many of these are still sctive(the last one is still active, I hope it isn't enforced lol)
As was football, pinball, boxing and women fishing alone on a Sunday.
@@r.jclark4641eah and women having any real freedom or like even rights.
If curling is an Olympic sport then bowling should be too
It was for the 1988 Summer Olympic Games.
I think both are pretty boring to watch. A great display of skill , but oh my goodness, it’s SOOOO boring to watch.
@@BigEvy agreed
Shut the f*** up Donny.
Don't pros like allways hit full?
I just got the strange mental image of an ESRB label saying "Mature: Depictions of bowling"
Wii Sports, Rec Room, Kinects sports and man more would get a big fat M Rating
rated b for bowl
@@EarthySmerky I don't think Rec Room would be affected, cause the bowling isn't part of the core package, it's created by other players. You could make the most violent, disgusting, blood-ridden world imaginable and it wouldn't affect the rating cause it's player-made content.
Rating a game M for a fan-made bowling mini-game would be like suing an MMO for copyright infringement because the players used the tools to remake a character they like.
@@PlayerZeroStart correction: Bowling is part of the core game
@@PlayerZeroStart "Like suing an MMO for copyright infringement because players used the tools to remake a character they like."
Nintendo taking down fan games on Roblox:
I love all the old CG animations in this video. Those were always my favorite part of bowling as a kid.
They are not old. They use the same 90s engine and animations.
I have a sudden urge to go bowling...
Bowling 🎳 is racist 🤣🤣🤣
Cousin want to go bowling
Bowl ;)
yes
Vale
"Niko, It's Roman. Let's go bowling."
nice use of the bowling ally screens! those were lost online for the longest time actually, and it's great to see people remember them
Hey there, Pickle Inspector.
pickle inspector jumpscare
you can still find them playing at bowling alleys in small towns
*bowls with 9 pins*
"Stop right there! You've violated the law!"
*adds extra pin*
"...never mind"
Glad that bowling will be _spared_ from another ban
I hope they're not just waiting for an opportune moment to *strike*
If they do i know a few people who will *split* from the us
@@theunwelcome As long as they stay in their lane we've got nothing to worry about.
Everyone in this thread enough dad jokes
If it isn't society really will be in the gutter
And now the comments sections is going out of control
You’re filling EmpLemon’s hiatus nicely
My dad tells tales of a time where bowling was a community thing, and how he'd go with his chain smoking mom back in the 70's and 80's to the alley in town. . . Every single time we drive by the old bowling alley, I am reminded of a time where the internet did not exist!
Watching this after Twitter be like: 😬
Agreed
What
I wonder why this is in my recommended now
Shoutout to the Spyro music in the background
very surprising this was made 9 months ago
1:42 can we all acknowledge the utter joy of seeing footage actually matching the topic spoken about at that very moment? Gracious edit.
Okay that's wild that
1. People try too ban bowling
2. How much impact bowling has had on tv
"too"
Finally some good fkin content!
Hey, it's nice to see you here
2nd reply
Fantastic video as always man. Always love to hear the Spyro music and sound effects too. Please keep doin your thing.
I'm glad I subbed to you, man. Interesting stuff. Can't wait to see where your channel goes.
P.S. and a Wendigoon reference? Nice
Wendigoon is always appreciated
i literally just came back to subscribe to this channel yesterday, and in 5 hours he uploads?!
@@theopendoorev maybe you're a clairvoyant or something, I dunno
wendigoon supremacy
I love the use of the bowling screen animations! They fit in so well and it’s just a genius idea
"Hey Niko! Let's go bowling!"
FBI OPEN UP!
This is the LCPD!
FIB*
British Police
It's fib
Very interesting how the map at 4:47 seems to resemble an inverted population map - that is to say, it seems as though the amount of bowling venues increases as the population density decreases
Huhhhh? Odd.
welcome to the bowling alley conspiracy rabbit hole
Now this, this is a great time. Thank you for the editing, it's amazing. I can't believe I remember the bowling episode of Malcom. Take care, and thanks again!
love the use of the Spyro soundtrack and sound effects to support your edit. Very interesting documentary!
Hey Niko let’s go bowling **gains 1 star**
Bowling Fans cheering for Jason Belmonte *gains 5 stars*
I just found your texture archaeology video and expected to see a pretty big channel, was surprised to see you only had 35k subscribers. Your content is really high quality and fun to watch, hopefully more people will find these vids soon.
Never been a big bowling fan, but I never realized its importance and significance until watching this video. Great work.
Waited sooo long for a new video, keep up the really good work
I love your videos so much, simply because it's things I've never even thought about but am now interested in. Seriously, these videos are great and I love your content!
THIS Dancing Bowling ball cursed af.
you're quickly becoming a fave of mine, i went to check what other videos you had and i already watched all without noticing
Dude you are sooo underrated, I’m proud to say I was here from the start :)
Looking forward to seeing this channel grow
I saw you're first video and thought "oh yeah this guys gonna be big" your content is top class
Man I wish you posted the sources for all those weird 3d bowling animations, they look really... interesting
Search "AMF bowling animations". The watermark appears towards the end of some of them
@@KidLeavesStoop 8:25: Hey, I like the movie, I just don’t think a sequel about Halloween is warranted.
9:20: Homestar: “Dang, Pom-Pom, you see that Golbol? That’s a nice Golbol!”
you upload rarely, but you upload good ! Didn't expect to like this video so much, but as I had already watched your 3 other vids several time I finally gave it a shot despite my non-interest for the subject, and damn I got well entertained ! gg !
Always a great day when you upload bro. I wish you had more content to binge! Best breakout CZcamsr!
“What you in for?”
“Murder, you?
“I went bowling”
Oooh its you! I remember your other videos! Welcome back man
As someone who has bowled competitively since I was a child, this a fascinating and very well done mini-doc. :)
the wendigoon joke caught me off guard
Where
Nvm i commented before I watched the whole vid like a dumbass
Great video, very much enjoyed it, keep it up!
love your variety of content. you'll definitely blow up soon
It's fate. I'm not even kidding -- I was invited to play bowling today, a rarity (I've only bowled I think 4 times in the past 15 years) but couldn't make it. Tonight about 20 min ago I was thinking of this channel and the Texture Archaeology video; I felt like rewatching it. The Simpsons Box video popped up as recommended (though I had seen it a few times a few months back)--and I decided to just click your channel and I saw there was a bowling video! Truly spectacular.
This is an interesting insight in to a subject I'd never given much hard thought. Happy I subbed!
This is such a random topic, i also never realized how everywhere bowling is
I freaking like this channel so much
Love your videos, dude
Love your channel man, you need more subs imo
You're wayyyyyy too underrated man, keep it up!
I'm proud to be a subscriber of this channel at its 4th month of life
I fricken love your channel keep it up
amazing video, as always
Love the video man 👍
Tbh i do not remember subscribing, but this vid by itself cemented that sub. Great stuff, keep on doing the good work!
Oh, now that i checked i know why i subbed lol, that cobble_stone vid was real great too
I love how you always use Spyro music tracks, I just discovered that game this month.
The end of There Will Be Blood makes more sense now.
How do you only have 4 videos you are really good at making these!!!
I love your random posts
Immediately recognized the Stewart Copeland Spyro music in the background. I love it!!
I’m very happy that I subscribed to this channel
8:25 yooooo elf bowling!!! That unlocked an old memory, I remember the creators or something would pop up and start chanting toga…. Great game
This is probably my favorite video of yours.
Another upload!
Another quality video my dude.
you are one of the best TYers ive found
This is such a unique concept for a video
after recent events
it should've
I thought 'Grimey' lived 'above a bowling alley, and below another bowling alley'? (One of my favourite ever Simpsons lines). So I doubt he'd freak out about bowling being illegal!
he played that clip at the end of the video
Thought I was going nuts when I heard Season of Ice music in the background. Really unique choice! Gonna revisit that game sometime lol.
Definitely watching this when I get off work
did you watch it?
@@nick90s10... I ... don't remember
Thanks for sharing
the video I did not know I needed... but absolutely did need...
"Hey Niko, its your cousin. Let's go bowling."
-Roman
Not now Roman Im fighting the russian mafia
Damn you're a talented filmmaker. Very engrossing stuff. Kudos.
For a moment there I was worried. "How could Stoop Kid have not used a clip from Kingpins?" And then 5 seconds later it played. Nice save.
Thanks for compiling all these bowling animations. This was a really interesting piece and I'm honestly shocked at how deep bowling alleys go into American culture.
No wonder the only arcade company in the US I've seen that's constantly adding new locations, Round 1, is primarily advertised as a bowling alley...
There's a couple other companies, but yeah round one has a lot of backing from Japan.
You have so many cool videos! You should have more subs! Looking forward for more videos!
I hope you make more videos!
holy shit that king crimson intro not only caught me off gaurd but had me rolling, very creative and funny joke
Those animayed bowling clips were a perfect fit with your script
Delightful video!
damn your choices of clips to put behind what you're saying are excellent
the fucking archery one with the bowling ball shooting an arrow at bowling pins lmao, the use of the bowling scoring screen as section headers, great stuff
lol i literally just subbed a few hours ago, and then the first vid in 3 months drop
He has returned!
Subscribing all those months ago was a wise choice. Another great video!
Seeing rec room brought up in this video really brightened my day. Being a teenager and not having too many finances to worry about has allowed that game to become me and my girlfriend's primary source of income and my absolute favorite pass time.
I know this seems a bit out of place but I just thought I would share my happiness with you :)
Sorry for the dumb question, but how do you make money in that game?
This is some quality content. Don't be discouraged if you don't get a lot of views, channels grow slowly. Also, what's the topic of your channel? I don't even know, but I love it. I was actually wondering if you'd upload again (these new channels sometimes die out without a goodbye) and then BAM! Bowling. Good job.
Excellent soundtrack use there, dude
At 4:17 my mind turned off and all I could focus on was the Spyro music playing in the background
not what i expected but hey, gonna watch it anyways, lmao
Hey what or where is the animation called or from that you used in the video thumbnail
I had no idea about this but I'm glad to have learned.
I love how this video contains lots of those strange bowling screen videos
this appeared in my recommended and I know exactly why