Mount and Blade II Bannerlord Very Accurate Faction Guide

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  • čas přidán 22. 06. 2020
  • Now that Bannerlord is popular, I no longer have to constantly explain to my friends that the game isn't called "Mountain Blade". Still, I kind of miss it, as it gave me an excuse to talk about Mount and Blade. I had to make this video to fill the void.
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  • @choleraphd7702
    @choleraphd7702 Před 4 lety +5935

    Trust me, having 53 different types of infantry all mixing with each other has never had any negative effects whatsoever. Just ask the Austro-Hungarian Empire!

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 Před 4 lety +146

      Pope Julius II: .... *TRIGGERED*

    • @Jake-dh9qk
      @Jake-dh9qk Před 3 lety +155

      On the serious side, I know some good units can be handicapped when mixed with other good units. For example, having pike soldiers mixed with sword soldiers limit the damage capacity of the pike soldiers. Likewise, fast soldiers can get killed easily if the rest of the army cant catch up with them.

    • @serefsevik8368
      @serefsevik8368 Před 3 lety +182

      Ever heard of the Battle of Karansebes?
      This one single combat displays the advantages of having a heterogen army.
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      For the opposing side, only.

    • @nilsingvar7319
      @nilsingvar7319 Před 3 lety +48

      @@Jake-dh9qk Irl though, the spanish tercios were boss though when they were fully developed. Combo of sword/shields + Pikes + Guns :3

    • @foxypiratero7094
      @foxypiratero7094 Před 3 lety +11

      as a romanian i appreciate this

  • @slayer0235
    @slayer0235 Před 3 lety +4316

    "Horse archers are a blight upon mankind."
    - Everyone who ever fought the Mongols

    • @keerf255
      @keerf255 Před 3 lety +88

      If they brought infantry that is. The Hungarians made short work of the mongol spam the second time they came thanks to European war horses and armor.

    • @Astuar
      @Astuar Před 3 lety +48

      or Huns, or Pechenegs, or Seljuks or.. oh no!

    • @VaeVictisXIII
      @VaeVictisXIII Před 3 lety +133

      @@keerf255 Even the Byzantians struggled to defeat steppe riders, they had to create a whole war book on how to deal with them, and even then you could only fight them in specific conditions and with strict discipline and their own horse archers. It took the paradigm shift to castle building and the longbow (and many other factors ofc) to drive off steppe warfare as a credible threat to early medieval Europe.

    • @Sadoyasturadoglu
      @Sadoyasturadoglu Před 3 lety +27

      @Alvi Syahri Strategikon.

    • @mrarchangel5256
      @mrarchangel5256 Před 3 lety +20

      In the game, Crossbows and light cav are the best option. Crossbows for Hunting the horses and light cav to Deal with Them afterwards.

  • @brimwild4454
    @brimwild4454 Před 4 lety +1974

    I looked to the comments and saw above zero, so disappointed.

  • @Eshanas
    @Eshanas Před 4 lety +2288

    *(MUFFLED THROAT SINGING AND HOOFBEATS IN THE DISTANCE)*

  • @dabinbuh
    @dabinbuh Před 4 lety +2641

    Who needs cohesive lines when you can wheel 200 horse archers and delete armies twice your size

    • @Geraduss
      @Geraduss Před 4 lety +82

      I know right? I only get the pleb infantry when I make an army stack for wining sieges and then complaining as to why my calvary archers are dieing shooting at the walls.

    • @TheMelnTeam
      @TheMelnTeam Před 3 lety +17

      Why bother with either when you can stand archers at the top of a hill and achieve even better ratios.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 3 lety +20

      For me it's Shock Cavalry for the win (Literally) since AI armies, seem to be about 75-85% recruits when I play, so heavy shock cavalry just absolute crush them, letting me wipe out armies that out number me five or six to one with no casualties on my own side

    • @vampuricknight1
      @vampuricknight1 Před 3 lety +13

      @@weldonwin shock cav is fine when used with tanky troops as you can get an excellent "hammer and anvil" flank on enemy armies after you wipe their cav. But they can get mauled when outnumbered with spear heavy troops, they are also expensive, and the best heavy cav tend to be rare.
      That said archer cav are probably better because they whittle down every other army in the game, they are cheap, and can be obtained on mass from the start. The only thing they can't do is seige castles well.

    • @Blinkshinati
      @Blinkshinati Před 3 lety +6

      I had a 60 manpower Kuhzait army destroy a 400 manpower southern empire army with minimal losses.

  • @raptorbrotherhood766
    @raptorbrotherhood766 Před 3 lety +504

    One time I was besieging a kuzait settlment with 500 men and an army of 700 attacked me, I was not bothered at first because I have destroyed southern empire armies with worse odds, but then when I loaded up the battle I shit myself seeing 124 horse archers riding towards me.

    • @jonathanmorris8362
      @jonathanmorris8362 Před 2 lety +21

      I love that theres so many playstyles. I only use Horse/Spear jabby jabberson so horse archers dont bother me. I just spam back and forth spear/shield and Leeroy Jenkins into them. Enemy Cavs affect my playstyle much worse.

    • @xavierorriss921
      @xavierorriss921 Před rokem +10

      I'm surprised they only has 124 horse archers

    • @Lokaol
      @Lokaol Před 8 měsíci +1

      For reaaaaal hahahahahaha
      everytime i start a battle against some Kuzait, i know the fight is gonna take 20 minutes to end because these guys DON'T STOP firing archers and running with horseees

    • @efraincastaneda6196
      @efraincastaneda6196 Před 8 měsíci +1

      NOW FOR WRAITH NOW FOR RUIN AND THE WORLDS ENDING!!!!

    • @raptorbrotherhood766
      @raptorbrotherhood766 Před 8 měsíci

      @@efraincastaneda6196 DEAAAAATH!!!!! 🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇

  • @BobyChanMan
    @BobyChanMan Před 3 lety +525

    “If I could go back in time I would kill the first ever horse” that made me laugh, no one has ever said that in history up to this point

    • @duskyracer8800
      @duskyracer8800 Před 2 lety +26

      He killed the first guy to have that thought

    • @cheeseofglass
      @cheeseofglass Před 24 dny +2

      Turns out that the ecological niche of the horse gets filled by even more annoying giraffes that can fit 2 giraffe archers on back.

  • @kcrash7150
    @kcrash7150 Před 3 lety +327

    "The southern empire troops are blue" sir, they are purple, one of three purples

    • @DarthLevicor
      @DarthLevicor Před 2 lety +2

      FAX THO FAX

    • @tendiesoffmyplate9085
      @tendiesoffmyplate9085 Před 2 lety +5

      They are clearly blue

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo Před 2 lety +18

      @@tendiesoffmyplate9085 it is purple literally due to the fact the empire split into 3, so each of those factions is a shade of the same color, which is purple.

    • @tendiesoffmyplate9085
      @tendiesoffmyplate9085 Před 2 lety +8

      @@OneRichMofo Im colorblind. How dare you assault my disability. I demand reparations.

    • @calebbrooks1037
      @calebbrooks1037 Před 2 lety +3

      They're Indigo

  • @derekmuggenburg115
    @derekmuggenburg115 Před 4 lety +809

    In my games Sturgia always gets stomped by the Khuzaits and the Vlandians almost immediately.

    • @TheNEOverse
      @TheNEOverse Před 4 lety +92

      And Battania can end up conquering everyone around them in my games too. Their tight city position can actually help them reinforce each other. But yeah, I've had friends say Battania gets wiped off the map in their games.

    • @OfficialFedHater
      @OfficialFedHater Před 4 lety +66

      Man, I tried to save Sturgia as a mercenary, every castle I captured was just retaken by the Khuzait.
      Sturgia is my favorite faction, but they're always getting stomped in my games.

    • @TheMelnTeam
      @TheMelnTeam Před 3 lety +11

      @@OfficialFedHater I like building own faction the most, but if trying to prop up other factions Sturgia and Aserai need the most carrying usually. Their incompetence is bad enough that it might even be harder than just grinding enemies to death with own faction before taking a holding or two and peacing out repeatedly.

    • @storm0fnova
      @storm0fnova Před 3 lety +6

      @@OfficialFedHater dont try to take land if your goal is to save sturgia. instead fight the enemy army and kill their men. best way is to arrive in defense for a town when your enemies are sieging or, go siege an enemy town but don't attack, just wait till the enemy gathers an army to attack you. by the time you kill about 2000 men, their faction needs like a half year to recover before they can take down towns again.

    • @OfficialFedHater
      @OfficialFedHater Před 3 lety +8

      @@storm0fnova Every time I took down an Lord, I'd capture them and imprison them in a town and they'd be out in two days with an army the same size as the one I took out.
      Maybe they fixed that, but I just stopped helping Sturgia because of that.
      Now they just get stomped every game.

  • @irongeneral7861
    @irongeneral7861 Před 4 lety +1343

    Lol, those Khuzaits look strangely like another East Asian people that nearly swept through all westward civilization in our timeline...

    • @iiMEiii
      @iiMEiii Před 4 lety +194

      Don't worry they to will be stopped by chronic drinking problems.

    • @twiliblade
      @twiliblade Před 4 lety +199

      @@iiMEiii and bad succession laws

    • @uaeknightsgt8260
      @uaeknightsgt8260 Před 3 lety +7

      mongols its obvious

    • @user-bm4ei9lr4n
      @user-bm4ei9lr4n Před 3 lety +53

      Me as a Turkish boi whispering: "Turks. Obviously 😒"

    • @rizzo9748
      @rizzo9748 Před 3 lety +2

      GOLDEN HORD!!!

  • @bababricksheep9925
    @bababricksheep9925 Před 4 lety +459

    They said no to the LEGO ideas project for bionicle sorry

    • @cruzthesasquatch
      @cruzthesasquatch Před 4 lety +16

      I will make hiroshima look like a firecracker

    • @cruzthesasquatch
      @cruzthesasquatch Před 4 lety +2

      I will make hiroshima look like a firecracker

    • @monkeman3467
      @monkeman3467 Před 3 lety +2

      I will also make hiroshima look like a firecracker

    • @thomasnguyen5197
      @thomasnguyen5197 Před 3 lety +1

      I pledge my service to the cause of making Hiroshima look like a firecracker.

  • @coreymilstein7407
    @coreymilstein7407 Před 3 lety +299

    "Horse archers are a blight on human-kind" yep, just like in real life.

    • @MojiMikato
      @MojiMikato Před 3 lety +15

      *Laughs in throat singing, progressively getting more ear rapey*

    • @Sraxton
      @Sraxton Před 2 lety +5

      *sacks your city as usual*

  • @DarthLevicor
    @DarthLevicor Před 3 lety +134

    For some reason, the Vlandian missile units always have really low melee survivability even though they have shields, but somehow the Battanian archers can win most melee confrontations because they have BIG SWORDS.

    • @hi14993
      @hi14993 Před 2 lety +14

      I realize this is an old comment but for the rest perusing this comment section: the shields for the vlandian xbows are there for missile protection. When they bend down to reload, they essentially put the big shield over themselves by bending down.

    • @DarthLevicor
      @DarthLevicor Před 2 lety +6

      @@hi14993 Yeah, like pavise shields for Venetians or like Medieval Italian crossbowmen.

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@hi14993 They also use it as a slide in the renowned annual butterfest.

  • @keithengoth3728
    @keithengoth3728 Před 4 lety +486

    I've missed Bannerlord content ever since your series ended. Thanks for filling the void

  • @chnb517
    @chnb517 Před 4 lety +59

    Bold words to say for someone in throat singing distance

  • @norXmal
    @norXmal Před 3 lety +451

    From my experience:
    Vlandia has the best knights
    Sturgia has the best Shield troopers and 2H'ers against shielders
    Khuzait has the best horse archers
    Aserai is just Khuzait's little brother
    Battania has best foot archers, but a pain to recruit
    Empire is an all-around, strong archers, footmen and cavalry
    I don't mind any tips, this is just from my observations of M&B

    • @minerva9104
      @minerva9104 Před 3 lety +55

      Battania actually also has the best two-handers and melee infantry because Fian Champions are insane and have the highest two handed and athletics stats of any infantry in the game and high quality armor and fuck-off greatswords, you know, on top of their machine guns we call bows.

    • @ingold1470
      @ingold1470 Před 2 lety +9

      In patch 1.6.0. Imperial cav destroys Vlandian cav, but Vlandia always has more because Imperial cav is noble only while Vlandia has both knights and light cav.

    • @mortache
      @mortache Před 2 lety +13

      Sturgia's troops suck, they're behind Imperial legions and Vlandian sergeants. Even the 2handed axeman is behind Battanian Falxman, Imperial Menavliaton and Vlandian Voulgier. Sturgians seriously need a buff.

    • @norXmal
      @norXmal Před 2 lety +2

      @@mortache Haven't played in a long time now, that's a shame, Sturgians used to be the best shock troops on foot in Warband, Odd that a 2 handed sword is better against shielders than a two handed axe, I could understand if it was against polearms or non-shielded units and cavs.
      Wait, what? Elite Menavliaton are better, aren't they spear users?
      I used those mainly against cav units.

    • @mortache
      @mortache Před 2 lety

      @@norXmal Menavliatons can swing their polearms too. When I was running around with 1000 Khan's Guards, the only casualties I'd get are from those guys. Swinging polearms are OP in this game. Especially if they manage to whack the head with it. Check the video of Veteran Falxmen vs every other troops by a channel with chicken in its name

  • @commandertempest6391
    @commandertempest6391 Před 3 lety +63

    In my experience, Battania steamrolled both Sturgia and the Western Empire before I could even learn how to play the game.
    Even joined in on an army battle where Sturgia outnumbered the Battanias 600 to 200, guess what, battanians sat on a hill and rained the worst volley i've ever seen in my life

  • @DarthLevicor
    @DarthLevicor Před 3 lety +72

    Garios: The military should rule the Empire because they have swords.
    Me: Can't argue with that logic.

  • @Trupiato
    @Trupiato Před 4 lety +173

    I've missed that pumped up kicks execution theme ; -;

  • @rub8252
    @rub8252 Před 4 lety +68

    That bionicle blue pin comment brought forth an emotion I all but forgot about

  • @treq2112
    @treq2112 Před 4 lety +57

    1:51 Technically hes advocating for a Republic, but the point stands.

  • @vivtor2
    @vivtor2 Před 4 lety +38

    When he said outro right before khuzaits, I was literally about to close the video

  • @connerschupp4543
    @connerschupp4543 Před 4 lety +44

    I haven’t gotten past the first line in your video and I’m commenting to say you earns any like for making my laugh so much with the line “We should have known something was wrong with 2020 when Bannerlord actually came out.”

  • @Dr.Gainzzz
    @Dr.Gainzzz Před rokem +17

    It’s interesting to see what’s changed since this video came out horse archers aren’t nearly as OP and Sturgia is usually the first faction to die now with the empire factions just divvying up the land between the three of them.

  • @orivahap4135
    @orivahap4135 Před 4 lety +126

    I love the way his second channel become more of a main one

    • @jairmartinez5156
      @jairmartinez5156 Před 4 lety +15

      Its basically a "cuuurve ball"

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman Před 4 lety +5

      He has a main channel?

    • @lordsucuk9316
      @lordsucuk9316 Před 4 lety

      I don't get it

    • @orivahap4135
      @orivahap4135 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lordsucuk9316 he has a second channel where he uploads stream highlights almost daily and it gets more views than his main channel most of the time

  • @8mmkyle865
    @8mmkyle865 Před 3 lety +45

    Sturgia is my favorite faction. I was cracking up with the other ones and was curious about how he would present Sturgia. I was not disappointed.

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 Před 2 lety

      Played BannerLord SinglePlayer for the first time recently and I went for the Sturgians, besides how annoying it is, watching Sturgian Leaders basically stalemate themselves with other factions, they were fun constantly desolating the Empire boys

    • @DestroyerOfOgis
      @DestroyerOfOgis Před rokem +5

      The chad Sturgian grindset:
      - Heroic Line Breaker is the best infantry.
      - Druzhinnik. Yeah, just Druzhinnik.
      - Kill all Battanians please.
      - Rhagaea sucks.
      - Vlandia sucks.
      - "SHIELD WALL!"
      - Northern Decorated Two-Handed Axe
      - "PLEASE RAGANVAD DECLARE WAR ON BATTANIA BEFORE THE TROOPS' WAGES KILL MY TREASURY!!"

  • @GigglesClown
    @GigglesClown Před 3 lety +27

    Cant argue with garios, him having all the weapons is verrrrryyy convincing.

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel7 Před rokem +9

    Battania is my favorite faction just because they’re so fucked at start. I love slowly building out buffer states surrounding them and turning the relatively disadvantageous start into a recruiting power-house. Seriously, I just do a quick circuit of the tightly bunched together towns and villages and am back to full strength and ready to demolish some more armies all over again

    • @mehdifchouch4313
      @mehdifchouch4313 Před rokem +1

      I totally agree! They are the best choice, if you wanna feel the challenge of guerilla warfare. Plus, I decided to stay on foot all game, like their nobles do, and I didn't foresaw it but being at 280 athletics at 30 years old is aaaawesome. I used to lead my armies uphill while heavy armored and only the cavs could keep up, hilarious! That and the insane HP bonus, reduced falling damage, feels like a monster.

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@mehdifchouch4313 Are you even playing mount and blade bannerlord if you are not hitting 1000s consistently with your 300 reach swingable couchable 2H polearm?

    • @mehdifchouch4313
      @mehdifchouch4313 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@bronzejourney5784 Oy, gotta play several builds to truly grasp what warfare is ! Vlandian-style lancing is fun, but my favorite will still be Khergit arrow and glaive rampaging.
      Furthermore, fighting on horseback is easy! On the ground, the need of careful planning granted me better tactical insight and real fu***ng adrenaline rushes!

  • @yourjunes
    @yourjunes Před 4 lety +145

    obo: horse archer bad
    me with horse archer only army: :o

  • @Mikito456
    @Mikito456 Před 3 lety +16

    My tip for fighting Khuzit with ground only. You need shields, and Spearman behind them. If you're Empire or Valendia back then up with Crossbows to take help your wall take down the lancers. Then circle formation into shield wall, put your self and your ranged units inside. Wait the arrows and return fire with preferably with Crossbows. When they're out of ammo, shields and spears. If you got javelin throwers save them for them the horses pass by. Its not impossible, just a bit of extra work.

    • @Gleaves
      @Gleaves Před rokem +1

      You discovered pike and shot warfare, my friend

    • @deusetveritas
      @deusetveritas Před 11 měsíci +1

      Spanish tercios bro

    • @Mikito456
      @Mikito456 Před 11 měsíci

      @@deusetveritas Lmao, basically. Just a little more medieval

  • @masterwolf408
    @masterwolf408 Před 3 lety +9

    "Battania doesn't last long"
    Rare occasions: Battania destroys everything

  • @mosphaerae
    @mosphaerae Před 3 lety +7

    5:28 , **a distant throat singing could be heard**

  • @RandomQD
    @RandomQD Před rokem +3

    came here for some lore, left with a barrell of laughs. Amazing video.

  • @ivyssauro123
    @ivyssauro123 Před 3 lety +9

    3:51 WHAT I love their pants!

  • @brokePC
    @brokePC Před 4 lety +34

    I would love more videos on Mount and Blade, either Warband or Bannerlord!

  • @Gaming4Justice
    @Gaming4Justice Před 4 lety +33

    In my games(yes, it happened in 3 different games) Sturgia gets wiped out first and is mostly occupied by Vlandia. All the other empire factions are pretty weak aswell.

    • @DarthLevicor
      @DarthLevicor Před 3 lety

      Yes, same. Vlandia crushes Sturgia bc their army stinks, Battania just stays at war with Vlandia, the Northern Empire always immediately gets creamed, and the rest of the factions gang up on the Western Empire later on.

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community Před 3 lety +12

    My experience with the Azerai is vastly different. I completely eliminated the Empire and Husn Fulq has always been with the Azerais.

  • @mexxmastermax1839
    @mexxmastermax1839 Před 3 lety +7

    This was the Most entertaining CZcams video ever

  • @grisch4329
    @grisch4329 Před 2 lety +2

    This may well be the best vid I've watched today. It randomly came up in my feed and I'm so glad I clicked on it. I'm still laughing about the olives/holy text mistranslation. Definitely hitting subscribe.

  • @InTheDarknessWhereIDwell

    Dude! That was the most hilarious review I have seen in a fair while. SUBSCRIBED!

  • @mcx1954
    @mcx1954 Před 3 lety +5

    I’ve spend nearly 7776000 seconds on this game, but I still refused to say I’m addicted to it even though I was struggling by various of BUGs and majority of time I was trying to report and resolve those BUGs. So far, I’m amazed by vast of creative mods, and thanks for those mods, without those mods I can’t even continue.

  • @kaybevang536
    @kaybevang536 Před 3 lety +4

    I love your Sturgia/Skyrim Lore 😂

  • @darkfrost2222
    @darkfrost2222 Před rokem

    Goodness gracious, I genuinely appreciate your humor. The segue commitment with the Skyrim bit got me so good.

  • @ivyssauro123
    @ivyssauro123 Před 3 lety

    Was not expecting this to be so good, subscribed

  • @LuK97423
    @LuK97423 Před 3 lety +14

    "Your video is being raided by Monchug's party of Kuzhait"

  • @lordprotector4266
    @lordprotector4266 Před 3 lety +6

    why did I hear a OoooAAAoooOoooAAAoooAoAA in the back of my head during the Stormcloak part of the video?

  • @FSaidArslan
    @FSaidArslan Před 2 lety +1

    Good channel glad to find it. I hope you get better bc you deserve more

  • @Beastlyxxnorris
    @Beastlyxxnorris Před 3 lety

    Okay, I have never seen your CZcams channel before and it randomly got recommended but I’m glad it was. That was hilarious and entertaining all the way through 😂 SUBBED

  • @Sir_Orbit
    @Sir_Orbit Před 4 lety +6

    Bannerlord being my first mount and blade experience. I chose to be a vassal for battania and whipped out the khuzait because I saw the threat early on. Literally executed every noble and clan member except the main king. My relationships plummeted with my own faction but battania now rules over everything

    • @bluewolf5895
      @bluewolf5895 Před 2 lety +6

      "We get dirty, and the world stays clean."

  • @XxPsionicGamerxX
    @XxPsionicGamerxX Před 4 lety +3

    Oboe: *mentions Bionicles*
    Me: *happy nostalgia noises*

  • @justicar2747
    @justicar2747 Před rokem

    Came for the video title, subscribed due to the awesomeness of the commentary.

  • @UkSapyy
    @UkSapyy Před 3 lety +1

    Hit and run archers with heavy cav to provide support is the ultimate combo. A sheild wall is an bonus when enemy cav outnumbers yours.

  • @darcksage1
    @darcksage1 Před 4 lety +6

    Oh god that intro. HAHA I too when I saw that Bannerlord came out I was like "Wait what? That's not right."

  • @zachthereaper4634
    @zachthereaper4634 Před 4 lety +26

    This guy sounds like the Heavy Rain #1 Streamer

  • @andrewseymour2728
    @andrewseymour2728 Před 3 lety

    Never watched your channel before, glad I did, earned your self a sub.

  • @danielschmidt2541
    @danielschmidt2541 Před 2 lety

    It's a lot of fun having a ragtag outfit composed of a variety of pure cavalry from different factions. You can outrun anyone, raid caravans, and carry out hit and runs on armies.

  • @sabertoothgaming8988
    @sabertoothgaming8988 Před 4 lety +6

    mate i laughed the whole way through this ahahahah. great job XD

  • @Aegox
    @Aegox Před 3 lety +4

    0:15
    Ah yes, the legendary shield of KFC.

    • @The-Samuil
      @The-Samuil Před 2 lety

      It depicts the legendary Lord Sanders of Kentucky

  • @Geobeetle
    @Geobeetle Před 2 lety +2

    This is perhaps the greatest bannerlord comedy video ever

  • @CloudyB_MT
    @CloudyB_MT Před 4 lety

    Guides and reviews don't get any better than this.

  • @kevinflummi2822
    @kevinflummi2822 Před 4 lety +4

    You know you can trust him when he says horse power is garbage because he is from the USA and is an expert for bad units of measurement

  • @Mentatskillz
    @Mentatskillz Před 3 lety +3

    "Candy can pants." That's a new one.

    • @f-man3274
      @f-man3274 Před 3 lety

      Sturgian nobles definitely has the most ridiculous pants, bc you can easily recognize them and take out

  • @rocus80m
    @rocus80m Před 3 lety

    1 1/2 Mins in the video and I LOLed really hard :) nice vid, was really fun to watch, watched until the end and still laughing, what a fantastic word dude :)

  • @daviddick1784
    @daviddick1784 Před 2 lety

    you crack me up man :D, love the content

  • @reisbayer4391
    @reisbayer4391 Před 3 lety +4

    i always make my own kingdom actually. i use this video to decide with who i want to ally xD
    also making your own kingdom is frustrating af xD

  • @James-thefogiscoming
    @James-thefogiscoming Před 3 lety +4

    And here I thought it said “Fashion” not “Factions”.
    Whoops

  • @AETinker
    @AETinker Před 3 lety +1

    One of my favorite videos

  • @tianrunzhang6557
    @tianrunzhang6557 Před rokem +1

    I just couldn't stop laughing. Great job man!

  • @ElselchoGaming
    @ElselchoGaming Před 3 lety +16

    obo: nooooo you cant just use horse archers to overpower everyone without a fair fight
    me: horsie go trot, bow go twang

  • @KnoxOnTopProductions
    @KnoxOnTopProductions Před 3 lety +3

    1:24 *CoLoRbLiNd PoG*

  • @toasty2324
    @toasty2324 Před 3 lety +1

    I rlly wasnt ready for how funny this video was

  • @kidd9936
    @kidd9936 Před 4 lety

    This was both amusing and informative
    Thank

  • @ishitrealbad3039
    @ishitrealbad3039 Před 3 lety +3

    did they fix that every faction declares war on you every 30 days after establishing a kingdom?

  • @piisssboyy55
    @piisssboyy55 Před 4 lety +7

    all we need now is a breakdown of the twitch made smb3 teams

    • @kappatalism6969
      @kappatalism6969 Před 4 lety +1

      Only when he's 2 weeks into uploading the next series.

  • @zarian0014
    @zarian0014 Před 4 lety

    Bonkles and butterlords that is combination that i didnt expect. And its glorious.

  • @bladez479
    @bladez479 Před 3 lety +1

    In my games it always seems to end with Battania, Vlandia, and the Kuzaits just rolling everyone else, and every battle devolves into archers VS cav.

  • @yoeyhoover6973
    @yoeyhoover6973 Před 4 lety +3

    This was hilarious 😂 and accurate.

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 Před 2 lety +5

    Played my first game and I went with the Sturgians or rather, The Russian/Viking Nation
    I love how good their heavy soldiers are, though it’s hard to tell what their true potential is as all 3 Empires declared war on the Sturgians and I forgot to add the “Kill Nobles” button during the beginning, real shame as I probably would’ve killed 20 of their nobles by now. The entire campaign feels like one massive stalemate.

  • @unmecquipassaitparla3998
    @unmecquipassaitparla3998 Před 4 měsíci

    Maybe one of the funniest video I've seen so far

  • @nuggetchia2012
    @nuggetchia2012 Před 3 lety

    The ending execution song is the best part of the video

  • @ChaosShake94
    @ChaosShake94 Před 3 lety +7

    They need a naval mode.... especially just so the Azerai can leave the God Dang desert. Also Viking Long boats.....

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus Před 4 lety +5

    I would never join the Roman Empire if it existed in mount and blade.
    That's normies in comparison to my Ptolematic bois.

  • @saleh-sa7155
    @saleh-sa7155 Před rokem

    i love that little twist towards sturgia

  • @DJSpur9220
    @DJSpur9220 Před 2 lety +1

    I know I'm a little late to the party here but honestly, you say 'deep seated hated of my liege', but Derthert has never been bad to me. Still remember my first Vlandian run through in like April 2020, he gave me two castles and a town back-to-back-to-back, ended the war about 30 minutes later. War kicked off again later, and it was his army that saved my city from Battanians. Not sure _why_ I remember it so strongly but hey, I'll take a good memory in a shitty year

  • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688

    Best faction? For me kingdom of rhodoks, jk
    Only true mount and blade veterans will understand this

    • @jorgejohnson875
      @jorgejohnson875 Před 4 lety +3

      nah bro it's kingdom of nords. although we can both agree that swadia is trash at least.

    • @daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119
      @daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119 Před 4 lety +11

      @@jorgejohnson875 Nah, we all can agree that the most filthiest, inbred and useless kingdom is the sarranid sultanate.

    • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688
      @michaelterrencefernandezli6688 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jorgejohnson875 bruh king harlaus is the worst

    • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688
      @michaelterrencefernandezli6688 Před 4 lety +1

      @@daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119 by the way i hate their infantry useless

    • @jorgejohnson875
      @jorgejohnson875 Před 4 lety +1

      @@daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119 at least they don't get wiped out within the first year every playthrough without fail AND shall i mention the fact that khergits are even more useless?

  • @sarahtownsend7705
    @sarahtownsend7705 Před 4 lety +6

    I'm going to buy this game.

  • @Mr.MONOMO
    @Mr.MONOMO Před 3 měsíci

    the music at the end is wild.

  • @CoryG1981
    @CoryG1981 Před rokem

    i jsut got the game today and tryin to learn about it and this has to be the best video out there , full of facts and jokes .

  • @richardprichard7917
    @richardprichard7917 Před 4 lety +6

    Beyond Two Souls?

  • @Synystr7
    @Synystr7 Před 3 lety +3

    Southern Empire is blue? Am I colour blind? Its a dark purple.

    • @schmid1.079
      @schmid1.079 Před 3 lety

      More blue than purple, but it does have a tint of purple in it.

  • @iane7474
    @iane7474 Před 4 lety

    lord oboe has finaly uploaded

  • @georgethyrog7088
    @georgethyrog7088 Před 3 lety

    Love the medieval pumped up kicks outro

  • @franezenic1180
    @franezenic1180 Před 4 lety +6

    More like reasons not the play the game until they add some content to actually make it worth playing

  • @Rileykard
    @Rileykard Před 4 lety +7

    Oboe for the love of Satan play Until Dawn

  • @brendonhavener
    @brendonhavener Před 3 lety +1

    Both Sturgians and the Northern Empire were the quickest to die in my Aserai campaign. They died in like one year it was crazy.

  • @ColongeNorthside
    @ColongeNorthside Před 3 lety

    Best Faction Guide i´ve ever seen ;D

  • @plaidpvcpipe3792
    @plaidpvcpipe3792 Před 3 lety +4

    3:24 They're Russian for god's sake! The Nords invaded Sturgia (the Kingdom of the Vaegirs) probably 50-100 years after Bannerlord, had their ass kicked, but they kept coming untill they took Wercheg and eventually took Sargoth and Tihr from the Vlandians (Swadians)

    • @dubiousdevil9572
      @dubiousdevil9572 Před 3 lety +1

      @Spetsnaz Kitten actually there are a few armor pieces that are slavic. Sturgia is a mix of slavic and norse.

    • @mattroscoe1359
      @mattroscoe1359 Před 3 lety

      @Spetsnaz Kitten Ah of course, it's not like their special units are called Druzhinik or anything.

  • @sadiyasaqlain3422
    @sadiyasaqlain3422 Před 4 lety +4

    Will you review the dlc of ace combat 7?

  • @zuuzuuka
    @zuuzuuka Před 3 lety +2

    Arenicos being a difficult word to say is the most Anglo Saxon thing ive ever heard.

  • @beastoftheapocalypse3002
    @beastoftheapocalypse3002 Před 3 lety +1

    Just look out for the vlandian knights that will give you the old brutus special gets me every time