When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  Před 3 lety +2007

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  • @wilfredthebelovedresidentp7707

    Its true, he spent hours tryna teach me how to say it.

  • @Canusuckit
    @Canusuckit Před 3 lety +3130

    James politician? HES THE SQUARE FAN ISNT HE? 🤬 GET HIM OUT OF OFFICE.

    • @manarmsgaming9223
      @manarmsgaming9223 Před 3 lety +156

      Ken Candidate really cares about Hexagons

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 Před 3 lety +57

      dodecahedron is way better

    • @manarmsgaming9223
      @manarmsgaming9223 Před 3 lety +71

      @@buglab2285 I support rhombicosidodecahedrons
      (Thats a real shape)

    • @neolord1215
      @neolord1215 Před 3 lety +17

      Hey everyone, we should form a team to best the hell out of the mayor! Who's in?

    • @MegaBradster1
      @MegaBradster1 Před 3 lety +18

      Why does nobody talk about the real true shape, nonagons

  • @hromsonofmicrowave8723
    @hromsonofmicrowave8723 Před 2 lety +976

    The T-Shirt legit says
    “Okay so although I do feel a little bad about this whole thing, at the end of the day I feel like I was just doing my job, Y’know? Like sure I ate some muffins that were meant for little kids but in my defense I was pretty dang hungry that day and the muffins looked pretty dang good. What was I supposed to do? Not eat a muffin? Then I still would’ve been hungry. That doesn’t make any sense. Anyway Mayor Politician is way more evil than me. I’m a good guy now.”

    • @annagreen2851
      @annagreen2851 Před 2 lety +45

      Lol 😂, thx for writing this I was too lazy to pause it lol

    • @linagreenlyfe6705
      @linagreenlyfe6705 Před 2 lety +14

      This whole video gave me Albert Speer vibes

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 Před rokem +10

      I would pay money to buy that shirt

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 Před rokem +4

      Yeah, I also read it. The muffin is a lie.

    • @lukelcs8934
      @lukelcs8934 Před rokem +3

      I know, I paused the video and read lol

  • @TheDevilsGreatestTrick
    @TheDevilsGreatestTrick Před 2 lety +578

    "I'm not friends with XX anymore, so it's time to cash out."
    The last decade in a nutshell.

    • @lt3746
      @lt3746 Před 2 lety +17

      Literally everybody involved with U.S presidents in this past decade.

  • @Kangahrooo
    @Kangahrooo Před 3 lety +5679

    plot twist: the book was about him snapping the bad guys neck and saving the day

    • @Daboss-kq3jm
      @Daboss-kq3jm Před 3 lety +95

      I would read the hell out of that book

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 Před 3 lety +193

      But did he do a backflip over the bad guy first?

    • @user-tk9vh7cu2q
      @user-tk9vh7cu2q Před 3 lety +17

      This comment needs to get a hundred likes

    • @memerman9268
      @memerman9268 Před 3 lety +6

      Toxic Demon oh yeah

    • @kjoc70
      @kjoc70 Před 3 lety +46

      "I'm a good guy now, don't snap my neck to save the day."
      Jonathan Lawyer.

  • @carole-rosemelanie-jane6570
    @carole-rosemelanie-jane6570 Před 3 lety +7538

    The only unrealistic thing about this is the news anchor saying that they can’t morally promote it

  • @dirtdasty1655
    @dirtdasty1655 Před 3 lety +2223

    This reporter has more ethics then any reporter on cable TV

    • @muhfuggus
      @muhfuggus Před 3 lety +38

      Ryan George is Canadian. Unless something has changed since I’ve last visited, CAD isn’t cursed with garbage partisan commentary based 24 hour TV like in the USA.

    • @christineharrelson4831
      @christineharrelson4831 Před 3 lety +13

      Hah well I think that's part of the point; they're from the 90's, when media had a little more integrity still left.

    • @sharonritchie6365
      @sharonritchie6365 Před 3 lety +46

      @@muhfuggus actually, the government pays our media. The CBC (state media) receives billions of tax dollars from the government. So it’s 100% propaganda. Every leftist angle you can think of is rammed down Canadian throats. Our media gushes about everything our Prime Minister says including the fact that he thinks all Canadians are racist AFTER he was caught several times wearing blackface. Then our media goes on and on about gender equity AFTER our Prime Minister was shown to grope a reporter.
      Combined with the fact that the leaders of each party was chosen by Dominion machines but the media gaslit people by saying Dominion machines weren’t used in the Federal elections. But if every LEADER was already selected by Dominion, who cares which selected leader you vote for? They’re all cut from the same cloth!
      . Also, our Prime Minister LOVES the Communist Party of China, so much that he’s selling Canada piece by piece to the Chinese. But our media LOVES the guy and LOVES the Liberal Party lest they lose their paycheque. They’ll also carry water for the CCP. Our media is some of the most corrupt worldwide.
      And I didn’t even touch on the 24/7 Covid propaganda where they don’t report on the actual data in actual hospitals. Nor do they discuss the areas in the States and around the world that are completely open. Ontario is now under another 28 day lockdown.

    • @solarnaut
      @solarnaut Před 3 lety +3

      dirt dasty, and yet, as with all ethics,
      they are over ridden by a small voice in the head
      (from the "control room" ) B-)

    • @kevinm5940
      @kevinm5940 Před 2 lety +1

      @@christineharrelson4831 eh, not really.

  • @allison6792
    @allison6792 Před 3 lety +473

    Gasp! It’s James Politician. He was that evil guy who said he was pro-triangle, but then voted for laws that were anti-triangle! That’s the realest freckin sketchy stuff for sure

  • @manarmsgaming9223
    @manarmsgaming9223 Před 3 lety +3148

    You cant trust James Politician, vote for Ken Candidate.
    KEN2020

    • @xelalareina
      @xelalareina Před 3 lety +8

      Lol

    • @RAJ07.1
      @RAJ07.1 Před 3 lety +38

      Vote for Ken 2020

    • @ertbert2332
      @ertbert2332 Před 3 lety +19

      Ken 2020

    • @zacksnyder2561
      @zacksnyder2561 Před 3 lety +9

      I prefer Mr Smith

    • @bman78629
      @bman78629 Před 3 lety +14

      I even have a campaig poster
      //www.reddit.com/r/RyanGeorge/comments/iuunf2/blatant_political_add_for_this_reddit_pro_hexagon/

  • @Sanmitraeuu
    @Sanmitraeuu Před 3 lety +9628

    I trust Jonathan Lawyer. He sounds like a man who speaks the truth.

    • @sixeswow
      @sixeswow Před 3 lety +428

      Plus, he's a good guy now.

    • @cringecentral_
      @cringecentral_ Před 3 lety +237

      Yeah and you should buy his book

    • @blazer3756
      @blazer3756 Před 3 lety +144

      @@cringecentral_ And his mug!

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 Před 3 lety +124

      He's great. I once fell victim to being-tricked-into- starring-in-a-remix-of-Old-Town-Road-by-Lil-Nas-X. He sorted out the whole thing for me.

    • @briangonigal3974
      @briangonigal3974 Před 3 lety +94

      Plus, he's definitely a real lawyer! He just can't show you his law diploma right now because it's out at the print shop being updated, what with all the additional law degrees he's earned since he first got it.

  • @Absurdword
    @Absurdword Před 3 lety +870

    I love the blatant implication of the lawyer lol. “Thanks Jonathan couldn’t have done it without ya!”

    • @SilverAlex92
      @SilverAlex92 Před 11 měsíci +5

      I died at that line too xD

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 Před 5 měsíci +2

      "Some pirated music I downloaded for him"

  • @NormalThe7th
    @NormalThe7th Před rokem +40

    I love how every name ties back to "First guy to ever have a name" where the ending resolution was to just have the surname be your job

  • @harborseal1286
    @harborseal1286 Před 3 lety +908

    Can't expose deep dark scary government secrets without that bestselling tell all book.

    • @brabra2725
      @brabra2725 Před 3 lety +10

      Snowden did.

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 Před 3 lety +9

      He's a good guy now

    • @SustainedFuture
      @SustainedFuture Před 3 lety +10

      Actually, it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman Před 3 lety +4

      Its really the only way cable news will have you on.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor Před 3 lety

      Ya imagine wanting to be payed for the services you provide what is this Capitalism?

  • @ahanwadhwana8926
    @ahanwadhwana8926 Před 3 lety +3328

    James polititian is FINALLY being called out for all those anti triangle laws he passed!!!

  • @dr.vegapunkPhD
    @dr.vegapunkPhD Před 3 lety +182

    Jonathan Lawyer: He’s a good guy now I decided

  • @stevesand8845
    @stevesand8845 Před 3 lety +100

    “Oh the weather outside is frightful, and the mayor doesn’t tip at restaurants” laughing my ass off

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Před 3 lety +418

    "I'm a good guy now!"
    -Jonathan Lawyer
    But it turned out that, in fact, he was not a good guy after all.

    • @coinz5877
      @coinz5877 Před 3 lety +17

      And so he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.

    • @ceilinh6004
      @ceilinh6004 Před 3 lety +11

      @@coinz5877 Of course. As is the natural order of things.

    • @johnpatrick1647
      @johnpatrick1647 Před 3 lety +6

      @@coinz5877 Wow wow wow!

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před 3 lety +2

      @@coinz5877 Wait, so he IS a good guy? I mean he saved the day!

    • @everythingphenomenal6946
      @everythingphenomenal6946 Před 3 lety

      WHAT. OH NO

  • @katecosettevocals
    @katecosettevocals Před 3 lety +728

    “It was made in a sweatshop I think that means it absorbs perspiration”
    “That is not what it means”
    😂😂😂

    • @gametests
      @gametests Před 3 lety +9

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

    • @roguetrick4590
      @roguetrick4590 Před 3 lety +4

      you say potato i say tomato

  • @SnigdhoDip1996
    @SnigdhoDip1996 Před 3 lety +242

    I love how the comments have become more about Ryan's personal channel's content and not just pitch meeting references.
    Appreciating Ryan's original content is TIGHT!

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko Před 2 lety +23

      Turns out that appreciating Ryan’s personal channel’s content is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @actofaggression8060
      @actofaggression8060 Před rokem +14

      Listen sir i need you too get aaaaaaall the way off my back obout that Pitch Meeting references.

    • @DelgadilloAccess
      @DelgadilloAccess Před 11 měsíci +1

      This is the only content of ryan's I know. Am I discovering Ryan George in reverse? *head explodes*

    • @raloed.363
      @raloed.363 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red Před 9 měsíci

      I quote Hi there hello more then super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @salvatoredebella4502
    @salvatoredebella4502 Před 3 lety +75

    “ that is some shocking behavior for a career politician.” Hahahahah

  • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
    @FirstNameLastName1162AD Před 3 lety +824

    First guy to kiss someone:
    “I’m gonna put my mouth on you”

    • @stefanbroers8146
      @stefanbroers8146 Před 3 lety +77

      "i dont know if i want that it sounds kinda gross"

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 Před 3 lety +59

      @@stefanbroers8146 "No it will be like a way to show that I love you."

    • @abhishekn7200
      @abhishekn7200 Před 3 lety +37

      @@stefanbroers8146 if you think about it, it's not that gross. It's barely an inconvenience..

    • @BlizzardofOze
      @BlizzardofOze Před 3 lety +60

      @@wolfiegames1572 "Don't we already have a way for showing people we're in love using our mouths? You know... just telling them?"

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před 3 lety +13

      You mean rathole to rathole? 😕
      -Futureman

  • @hyugashikamaru3596
    @hyugashikamaru3596 Před 3 lety +911

    The only dislikes are from James Politician and Jonathan Lawyer.

    • @kayleec.361
      @kayleec.361 Před 3 lety +11

      And their alt accounts

    • @ryuualarie
      @ryuualarie Před 3 lety +1

      @@kayleec.361 lmao

    • @AgentDRJ
      @AgentDRJ Před 3 lety +13

      Why would Jonathon Lawyer dislike the video? The more likes, the further it spreads and the more sales he gets.

    • @mrtony1985
      @mrtony1985 Před 3 lety +12

      The only dislikes are from Australians who actually like the video

    • @donkeydeck5263
      @donkeydeck5263 Před 3 lety +11

      Jonathan lawyer wouldn't dislike it. He's a good guy now.

  • @wilmarrow342
    @wilmarrow342 Před 3 lety +29

    The funniest part is the news anchor being a decent person and not actually trying to help the lawyer sell his crap XD

  • @lt3746
    @lt3746 Před 2 lety +13

    “Is fast food causing a nationwide health crisis? The answer coming up right after this commercial for In-and-Out burgers.”
    Fucking brillliant

  • @Cisco4284
    @Cisco4284 Před 3 lety +1087

    The whole RyanVerse is coming together.

  • @shilobuchnik9728
    @shilobuchnik9728 Před 3 lety +422

    "Ouch my child trauma hurts, that website is mean"
    So basically Facebook

  • @JadedOne420
    @JadedOne420 Před 3 lety +33

    **Writes book about how they were a good person, but now is a bad person**
    *_best seller list / becomes trillionare_*
    **badness intensifies**

  • @jasonapollo9916
    @jasonapollo9916 Před 2 lety +61

    The lawyer's voice just feels so perfect. The whole sketch is absolutely spot on. Love it.

  • @x-ray-oh3134
    @x-ray-oh3134 Před 3 lety +2626

    To be fair, if those were the "scandals" of a politician in our world, he would the least corrupt politician ever

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 Před 3 lety +14

      Have you met a feminist?

    • @tuckerthewise9647
      @tuckerthewise9647 Před 3 lety +81

      @@eternalreign2313 wot?

    • @killthislove5782
      @killthislove5782 Před 3 lety +126

      @@eternalreign2313 feminists aren't corrupt though? They're just people fighting for equal rights

    • @yeaididdat666
      @yeaididdat666 Před 3 lety +34

      @@killthislove5782 except when they make things up... (I’m not saying that they always lie I’m just saying they make things up to look good sometimes)

    • @yeaididdat666
      @yeaididdat666 Před 3 lety +21

      @@erikh5512 yeah but abuse of power often appears in feminism, for an example let me give you an ad from Australia, in this ad it was said that "instead of teaching our girls to be weary, maybe we should tell our boys not to rape" like that’s gonna change a single fuck, well actually it changed something but not in the way it was supposed to. People actually taught they’re young boys not to rape, you heard me right 10 YEAR OLD FUCKING BOYS. Did it reduce the rape rate? No, it only made

  • @admthrawnuru
    @admthrawnuru Před 3 lety +1256

    The T-shirt says:
    "OKAY SO ALTHOUGH I DO FEEL A LITTLE BAD ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING, AT THE END OF THE DAY I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. Y'KNOW? SURE, I ATE SOME MUFFINS THAT WERE MEANT FOR LITTLE KIDS BUT IN MY DEFENSE I WAS PRETTY DANG HUNGRY THAT DAY AND THE MUFFINS LOOKED PRETTY DANG GOOD. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? NOT EAT A MUFFIN? THEN I STILL WOULD'VE BEEN HUNGRY. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. ANYWAY MAYOR POLITICIAN IS WAS MORE EVIL THAN ME. I'M A GOOD GUY NOW."

  • @downrightfiercerare1565
    @downrightfiercerare1565 Před 3 lety +51

    I low-key could watch an entire show with Ryan as every character

  • @johnbrown9542
    @johnbrown9542 Před 3 lety +22

    “Please, I saw some stuff and millions of you should spend millions of dollars to find out what! So please buy my book, now, please, thank you.”

  • @veryamazingandcreativename
    @veryamazingandcreativename Před 3 lety +1631

    I’m just gonna say:
    We have gotten 12 Ryan George videos (counting the Collab) in a MONTH AND A HALF. That’s like a video every 4 days! Ryan, I just want to say thank you for making such funny videos for us so quickly and frequently during the pandemic. We all appreciate you!
    -Hayden Commenter
    EDIT- I come back after 3 weeks and have a thousand likes and 17 comments. Bruh.

    • @firstnamelastname4224
      @firstnamelastname4224 Před 3 lety +17

      NO WEEEEE NEEEEEEDD MOOREREREEEE APOHFEWOPHFWLKJF;V
      HE CAN'T PUT OUT A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF VIDEOS THAT SUITS HIMSELF OR HIS TEAM, HE NEEDS TO HAVE A COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE OR DRAINING SCHEDULE BECAUSE I'M NOT THANKFUL FOR EVEN HAVING AN AWESOME CREATOR LIKE HIM

    • @johnpatrick1647
      @johnpatrick1647 Před 3 lety +6

      @@firstnamelastname4224 Sarcasm?

    • @nftlproductions6047
      @nftlproductions6047 Před 3 lety +12

      Nice comment, Hayden
      - NFTL Replier

    • @_Domo_
      @_Domo_ Před 3 lety +2

      agree

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ Před 3 lety +2

      Super productive for Ryan George is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @muhaiminzulkarnain5628
    @muhaiminzulkarnain5628 Před 3 lety +1902

    No-longer-popular Celebrities be like "I once did drugs, whole load of drugs for years and years and years. The money you gave me for all my movies? Yup, used it for drugs. But I no longer do drugs now. So please buy my book about how I used to do drugs."

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 Před 2 lety +8

    3:34 "Okay you know what I'm gonna cut that there, this news program is about giving people information, you can't leverage that for profit."
    _Every major news media platform has left the chat._

  • @truedevotion7750
    @truedevotion7750 Před 3 lety +100

    I can’t even imagine how many glasses this dude has.

  • @Rrruckezzz
    @Rrruckezzz Před 3 lety +2565

    "Oooh, the weather outside is frightful, but the Mayor doesn't tip at restaurants" 😂😂 some classy rhymes right there mr lawyer

    • @felixculpaconservative4147
      @felixculpaconservative4147 Před 3 lety +26

      spit out my coffee on that one lol

    • @oscarsilver3773
      @oscarsilver3773 Před 3 lety +11

      It holds up so well in 2020 🎅

    • @connorjess7000
      @connorjess7000 Před 3 lety +20

      I kinda want a full album of them like I would pay money for it

    • @oscarsilver3773
      @oscarsilver3773 Před 3 lety +5

      @@connorjess7000 as long as each song was as long as the clips. 😎👍

    • @connorjess7000
      @connorjess7000 Před 3 lety +7

      @@oscarsilver3773 i mean like I would love full versions that are altered cause it would be amazing

  • @lilahmckee219
    @lilahmckee219 Před 3 lety +274

    “People come on here all the time when they wanna sell books”
    Yeah right, just wait for commercial time like Sandwich With a Pretty Big Pickle In It

    • @madwibble
      @madwibble Před 3 lety +14

      Did someone say sandwich with a big pickle? I'm in.

    • @MissEynah
      @MissEynah Před 3 lety +13

      @@madwibble If you're in, then I'm out.

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 Před 3 lety +11

      @@MissEynah Well if you're out, I'm out

    • @Ironhold_Watch
      @Ironhold_Watch Před 3 lety +6

      Its actually more like a medium sized pickle

    • @Pskyb
      @Pskyb Před 3 lety +3

      @@MissEynah Well if you're out, I'm in.

  • @Shiwoo_sung
    @Shiwoo_sung Před 3 lety +18

    I love that the sponsership came after him making fun of ads coming after contradictory statements.

  • @runenorderhaug7646
    @runenorderhaug7646 Před rokem +5

    The ending is perfect. The only thing equivalent to these guys is when a journalist who was barely involved in something sells a book and monetizes it like he is an expert on the whole industry. There are some who are but not all who randomly publish book on a topic

  • @mimiminecraft5362
    @mimiminecraft5362 Před 3 lety +304

    Wow, such a great man, it sounds like he really changed and he doesn’t want money anymore, he just wants to sell his story.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor Před 3 lety +1

      We all want money living costs money or but even if it's for selfish reasons I would say that the game that rewards that is worse then the players

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 3 lety +8

      And for only $29.99, you can buy a recording of him talking about his story

    • @kj6221
      @kj6221 Před 3 lety +3

      @@genericname2747 And for an additional $19.99, you can buy a recording of him talking about this recording of him talking about his story.

    • @iReiGNxx
      @iReiGNxx Před 3 lety +2

      You mean sell his story

    • @jonathantadlock-stein2023
      @jonathantadlock-stein2023 Před 3 lety +2

      *sell

  • @TRAMNITTSU
    @TRAMNITTSU Před 3 lety +256

    As a Canadian I can confirm passive aggressive is the only way of life

    • @Nico-jc7zr
      @Nico-jc7zr Před 3 lety +13

      That's such a great comment. I'm happy for you, fellow Canadian.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 3 lety +17

      This is true. The only truly aggressive Canadians are Geese and Polar bears

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +1

      @@genericname2747 Sorry. But "...and hockey players".

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 3 lety +1

      @@brucebaker810 That is true

    • @standupyak
      @standupyak Před 3 lety

      Ok

  • @henrymarckisotto7810
    @henrymarckisotto7810 Před 3 lety +32

    wow I wonder if the powerpuff girls knew their mayor was so sketchy

  • @bellaferelli751
    @bellaferelli751 Před 3 lety +11

    I love his little kindness shout-out at the end ❤️ I’m a big believer in Internet Manners! Honest to God, I only ever comment when I have something nice or encouraging to say.
    “Great video-can tell a lot of work went into it!” or something like that. Because Ryan is right. Why are we always being so freaking mean to each other?!? 😂
    Even the most rinky-dink little animated video you’ve ever seen took hours/days and was someone’s brain baby!
    Spread some love or shut your mouth 👌

  • @vollmond9342
    @vollmond9342 Před 3 lety +3049

    Ryan wrote an entire book just for a five minute video. Dude's a legend

  • @BurningOrchid9888
    @BurningOrchid9888 Před 3 lety +406

    "Was it hard teaching a parrot to say 'ballsack'?"
    "Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 Před 3 lety +6

      Ballsacks are tight!

    • @Vicious5D
      @Vicious5D Před 3 lety +2

      Parrots have no lips to say a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE word, like Beeeeeeeeeeeeerollllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy

    • @David_Fellner
      @David_Fellner Před 3 lety +1

      I was a kennel attendant for a while and actually tried to teach some of the birds that boarded at the vet to swear. Turns out, it takes longer than you might think.

  • @TSIRKLAND
    @TSIRKLAND Před 2 lety +6

    Ryan has found such a genius niche. He's not the first or only person do to "I play all the characters interacting with each other" bit. But he does it SO dang well!!! And frankly, he doesn't go all-out with vastly distinctive accents, or elaborate changes in makeup or looks. He keeps his same beard, slapping dollar-store fake mustaches and stuff right on top. A different hat, shirt, glasses, the same short haircut maybe tousled this way or that: boom: different character. His different voices are so subtle- not like "this one's Irish and this one's Southern and this one's high-pitched and this one's a bass" they're all just "Ryan's natural speaking voice, but just different enough that it's still obvious which character is talking, even if you closed your eyes."
    He's developed almost a short-hand repertoire of catch phrases that fit in almost any situation, and it's how he uses them in each situation that is so genius. Of course, all his catch phrases from his "Pitch meeting" sketches, but he almost never re-uses those in his other work. "This is a thing" "...I decided" "Oh, God" etc. And every weird, or every day scenario, he comes up with manages to use these short hand phrases to point up the satire/ humor/ absurdity with a truly elegant frugality. His short sketches can be so deep and pithy in only a few brief minutes; better than many feature-length satirical films. Genius. Keep up the great work, Ryan!

  • @RainbowFlowerCrow
    @RainbowFlowerCrow Před rokem +5

    I love how Ryan's suits are sprinkled with cat fur 😆🐱💖💖

  • @ryanwest1164
    @ryanwest1164 Před 3 lety +110

    I feel like Brett Newscaster is the only normal person in the ryan-verse.

  • @tsmotions3446
    @tsmotions3446 Před 3 lety +204

    “Me and the mayor, we set up a bake sale for kids and we ate all the muffins ourselves”.
    Jeez, you can’t joke about that kind of stuff.

  • @oscarsilver3773
    @oscarsilver3773 Před 3 lety +10

    4:30 Ouch! My childhood trauma hurts. 🤣
    So gonna need that T-Shirt now 🤔

  • @duttery9068
    @duttery9068 Před 3 lety +8

    Jonthan lawyer is one of my favourite characters in the Ryan George cinematic universe

  • @mysticallion4207
    @mysticallion4207 Před 3 lety +48

    He never forgets one off characters, they always come back and I love it

  • @WTFG78
    @WTFG78 Před 3 lety +175

    Ryanverse Translator
    English: Hello.
    Ryanverselish: Yeahitherehello.

  • @blenderconch
    @blenderconch Před 2 lety +10

    This was hilariously and also depressingly accurate.

  • @Tristan-of1cl
    @Tristan-of1cl Před rokem +2

    "And the mayor doesen't tip at resturants!" that got me

  • @stringbeans7342
    @stringbeans7342 Před 3 lety +466

    Ryan George is Jonathan Lawyer in: When Sketchy People Write Tell-All Books.

    • @rucaks
      @rucaks Před 3 lety +9

      I need epic voice guy to tell this in his epic voice

    • @jeepersmcgee3466
      @jeepersmcgee3466 Před 3 lety +2

      He really just transforms into his every role. A true master of his craft, a performing artist the likes of which we have never seen.

    • @owdeezstrauz1268
      @owdeezstrauz1268 Před 3 lety

      Yeah, he's funny but really sketchy. Isn't it weird how much he supports Disney and Netflix... After the recent discoveries, he still promotes them. 🤔

    • @user-zr7gy3bi5e
      @user-zr7gy3bi5e Před 3 lety

      When u have more likes than the one who made the video

    • @rucaks
      @rucaks Před 3 lety

      @@user-zr7gy3bi5e super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @ironized
    @ironized Před 3 lety +344

    When you’re Australian and you realise that the city of Townsville is a real thing.

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 Před 3 lety +34

      We probably shoulda put a bit more effort into that one, eh?

    • @kingsleycy3450
      @kingsleycy3450 Před 3 lety +38

      It's like naming your kid Realperson.

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK Před 3 lety +47

      My local body of water is literally named "Water Lake" in my language. (Which is Finnish and the name is Vesijärvi if that interests you. We are the "Coutry of thousand lakes" so I guess they run out of ideas.)

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal Před 3 lety +20

      @@AammaK Or maybe your ancestors didn't want it to be mistaken for the Vodka Lake!

    • @goldensun2787
      @goldensun2787 Před 3 lety +15

      Hey there's a city in Arkansas called Toad Suck. and a city in Alabama literally called Intercourse, which is incredible if you've seen Alabama memes.. So Ryan isn't safe either.

  • @Lucas-Lee-1987
    @Lucas-Lee-1987 Před 3 lety +7

    Ryan is so freaking talented! He can play a host of different characters and all it takes is putting on/ off hats and glasses, combing his hair one way or another and changing facial expressions, and the characters are different people. Amazing!

  • @jamesbacon1776
    @jamesbacon1776 Před 3 lety +12

    I personally really want that Jonathan Lawyer plush toy. 1:56

  • @MattMann-cr2nj
    @MattMann-cr2nj Před 3 lety +24

    Wow, that's a really good and catchy book name:
    "Hey, I saw some real freakin' sketchy stuff for sure"

  • @raulperez375
    @raulperez375 Před 3 lety +465

    "I'm Christopher Newscaster and, from all of us here at Mainstream Media News, today is Tuesday."

    • @NickTheGreatAndPowerful
      @NickTheGreatAndPowerful Před 3 lety +15

      Fake News. They would never report that it was Tuesday. They would hold a round table discussion where a scientist would tell you it was Tuesday and an calendar lobbyist would tell you it was Friday and the host would let them argue without weighing in on the truth either way because to them Neutrality equals Objectivity.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +5

      "After the break, Marvin Forecaster will be in front of the other camera to predict which days are coming up after Darktime. And how far off that weekend is. Now this message from SquareCo."

    • @dadillen5902
      @dadillen5902 Před 3 lety +3

      @@NickTheGreatAndPowerful I object to their neutrality. Or should it be " their neutrality is objectionable "

  • @cowzg0moo
    @cowzg0moo Před 2 lety +5

    "I really cant stay
    The mayor double parks"
    Probably some of the most influential song lyrics to come out of our generarion

  • @AngryReptileKeeper
    @AngryReptileKeeper Před 3 lety +5

    "The Mayor taught the parrot how to say "ballsack!""
    Me: _Psh..._ Is that all? I'll teach it to make grown men cry.

  • @billc.2627
    @billc.2627 Před 3 lety +52

    Classic Christmas songs slightly modified to tell the sketchy things the mayor did.
    Sounds like a Holiday classic in the making.

  • @siddhantbanerjee3328
    @siddhantbanerjee3328 Před 3 lety +52

    Ryan is getting ahead of a source close to him releasing a book titled "My super difficult completely inconvenienced life as Ryan's colleague"

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +2

      yeah, that guy who hangs with Ryan looks ketchy (I threw a boat in there, yawl) for sure. He has "Tell all book ' written all over his...t-shirt.

  • @user-hh3rn7bu7d
    @user-hh3rn7bu7d Před 8 měsíci +2

    I love how he makes the sponsors fun.

  • @errinnbell
    @errinnbell Před rokem +5

    3:07 and after is so funny 🤣

    • @errinnbell
      @errinnbell Před rokem

      why are is he staring at the camera like that

  • @callnight1441
    @callnight1441 Před 3 lety +111

    the first guy to look in a mirror: "hey that looks like me" "Ehm yes John we all do"

    • @gametests
      @gametests Před 3 lety +3

      Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.

    • @kialuvsyoo
      @kialuvsyoo Před 3 lety +2

      This sounds hilarious and should be done immediately

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK Před 3 lety +2

      this is simply genius!

    • @Miners666
      @Miners666 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes but guy in mirror looks like John reversed!

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 Před 3 lety +1

      First guy to look in a mirror: "Hey, that's me?!"
      Terrence Mirrorfitter: "That's just a frame. I haven't put the glass in yet..."

  • @thewholecrew8170
    @thewholecrew8170 Před 3 lety +178

    Every presidential ad campaign right now:
    This guy did bad thing.
    No u.
    I'm a good guy now, vote for me! It's easy! Barely an inconvenience!

    • @Evilc
      @Evilc Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku stop

    • @hellobye9178
      @hellobye9178 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku huh?

    • @lakeofrot4198
      @lakeofrot4198 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku You're not Dad.

    • @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast
      @TheBrickBuildingEnthusiast Před 3 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku Troom Troom is better than you.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko Před 3 lety +1

      And you can tell which members of the public are enlightened, because they go "Yeah, yeah, this guy did bad thing. But THIS guy did x, x and x bad things, repeatedly, along with a bunch of others, so....", while there are still people going "No, ignore that, it didn't happen and if it did it doesn't matter, because but what about x?"

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 Před 3 lety +3

    This video totally confirms the Ryan George Cinematic Universe takes place in City Townvile. This is a valuable piece of lore.

  • @samualjohnson5450
    @samualjohnson5450 Před 3 lety +5

    "I don't know what to tell ya" is the most soulless thing to say, so imma start saying it

  • @briskryant1286
    @briskryant1286 Před 3 lety +63

    The ryanverse is finally coming together

    • @MagusAce
      @MagusAce Před 3 lety

      Ryan(s?).... assemble!!!

  • @jamesmayfield5515
    @jamesmayfield5515 Před 3 lety +151

    Imagine being named Jonathan. The last name lawyer who is good though.

  • @LonzosSprayPainting
    @LonzosSprayPainting Před 3 lety +28

    Ahhh, I remember the old days where Jonathan lawyer just wanted to get everyone financial compensation from Lil NAS X

  • @AverageDunce
    @AverageDunce Před 2 lety +5

    3:18 Jonathan watching a person kick a dog? I wonder what the references to

  • @michelealoi9849
    @michelealoi9849 Před 3 lety +201

    I was expecting a commercial from "A sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it"

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +5

      They're franchising now.

    • @HillValleyMaker
      @HillValleyMaker Před 3 lety +1

      @@brucebaker810 One opened up in my town or city and my neighbours and/or friends can't be more happier for the news.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HillValleyMaker I think some of them are not maximally happy. This is not acceptable.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 Před 3 lety

      @@HillValleyMaker Whenever they open up in a town...for awhile they select extra big pickles. The other franchisees all have to mail the new guy their 10 biggest pickles...
      Then, after people are really impressed...and all the independent mom & pop pickle restaurants have been driven to ruin...
      the pickles. they get smaller.

    • @HillValleyMaker
      @HillValleyMaker Před 3 lety

      @@brucebaker810 wowowow

  • @Atamastra
    @Atamastra Před 3 lety +826

    I hate-love how accurate this is to actual news cycles and whistleblowers (at the least the ones that make it on CNN or MSNBC... eh and FOX too). This man is mad genius.

    • @Goldenblade14
      @Goldenblade14 Před 3 lety +13

      Really any mainstream news. They don't care for truth, just making money.

    • @trenton9
      @trenton9 Před 2 lety +9

      @@PacMonster0 The satire is not limited to Trump. It's any number of "whistleblowers" coming out of any number of political slants to make a buck on tabloid-esque reveals of their former political bosses.

    • @trenton9
      @trenton9 Před 2 lety +5

      @@PacMonster0 You've been looking at an extremely narrow scope of news then. This sort of thing has been happening on all sides for the past 6 years up to the very present.

    • @Basch152
      @Basch152 Před 2 lety

      @trenton9 my guy, this was VERY clearly a direct shot at the 7 or 8 people that did EXACTLY this in the trump administration
      you say thus stuff happened all the time, but it literally happened to trump more than it happened to Obama, bush, Clinton, and Bush Sr combined

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 Před 2 lety

      @@trenton9 Yeah, it's obvious it's a Trump reference due to the time period and just the fact that a bunch of tell all books came about from that presidency from people inside that presidency. The media are just vultures, swooping in to pick the carcass clean of any particularly noteworthy spicy parts and invite them to do interviews and such, all the while sorta ignoring their complicity in the events, and more alluding to the fact that the president was WAYYY WORSE and that by way of this 'tell all' book, that they're the 'good guy' now, "please buy my book and give me money".

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 Před 2 lety +5

    BRILLIANT - just gets better (and more poignant) with every viewing. Thank you Ryan, for saying what anyone with a working brain is thinking! Also - first class acting/editing; please keep 'em coming....

  • @jrlopez1027.
    @jrlopez1027. Před 3 lety +7

    3:12 Top 10 rappers eminem was afraid to diss

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic Před 3 lety +1888

    I received the notification for this video “2 minutes ago” and now I’m confused...

  • @tempoh
    @tempoh Před 3 lety +284

    I have a theory: Johnathan Lawyer is actually Michael Pickleseller.

    • @garchompinribs
      @garchompinribs Před 3 lety +22

      Get a sandwich with pretty big pickle in it

    • @leomoe433
      @leomoe433 Před 3 lety +39

      They look nothing alike, that’s impossible.

    • @Tupacandme
      @Tupacandme Před 3 lety +8

      @@leomoe433 beat me to it

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 Před 3 lety +1

      @InsertCoolNameHere Nice profile pic right there.

    • @atom_gray
      @atom_gray Před 3 lety

      slanderous...

  • @rowandunning6877
    @rowandunning6877 Před 3 lety +1

    i like how the mayor and the other guy are just like pranksters and generally rude people, like that's it

  • @salikansari8981
    @salikansari8981 Před 3 lety +38

    Nobody:
    Ryan: Disses everyone in the whole world.

  • @slytherinsagittarius2580
    @slytherinsagittarius2580 Před 3 lety +21

    His costumes are always on point. I never would've guessed it was a different person

  • @danieltitus26
    @danieltitus26 Před 3 lety +17

    So many George Ryan lore references just in the few seconds. Truly beautiful.

    • @danieltitus26
      @danieltitus26 Před 3 lety

      @DARTH DOOFENSHMIRTZ Jonathan Lawyer is from the Old Town Road sketch

  • @taylorjade6918
    @taylorjade6918 Před 3 lety +1

    Those Christmas songs are hits! I would buy that 😂😂😂

  • @MB-gb5pv
    @MB-gb5pv Před 2 lety +1

    "I am good guy now"
    Oh coming up with new and catchy catchphrases is super easy, barely an inconvenience for Ryan.

  • @matthewquartermain8291
    @matthewquartermain8291 Před 3 lety +161

    No! I was going to support James for the hexagons, but now I’m disgusted!

    • @24601st
      @24601st Před 3 lety +22

      listen, james politician may be evil, but he's the only one protecting the city from those radical circle-lovers

    • @24601st
      @24601st Před 3 lety +22

      @@azonprdcr4267 listen bucko, in this country we have Freedom, freedom to enjoy as many points and edges and vertices as we can fit on to one shape - circle-lovers want to take away that freedom and enforce a regime of orwellian curvature. disgusting.

    • @lillianpilon8003
      @lillianpilon8003 Před 3 lety +4

      I love these comments

    • @GeNeG01
      @GeNeG01 Před 3 lety

      Ken Candidate 2020

    • @OwenOfElliott
      @OwenOfElliott Před 3 lety +5

      As far as I'm aware James politician hasn't made a statement on hexagons, he IS consistently anti-triangle though, wouldn't be a leap for him to oppose their composites as well

  • @JeanLucPicard85
    @JeanLucPicard85 Před 3 lety +158

    I bet this Jonathan Lawyer isn't even a real Jonathan.

    • @L4mp15
      @L4mp15 Před 3 lety +1

      Like 69

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 Před 3 lety

      I bet this isn't even the real Jean-Luc Picard! 🚀

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Před 3 lety +3

      It's true, I'm usually pretty good at guessing peoples' names based on how they look, and he really looks like a Ryan to me. Or possibly a George. It's like your own profile picture, you SAY your name is Jean~Luc, but I would swear you really look more like a Patrick.

    • @picardisnotamused67
      @picardisnotamused67 Před 3 lety +1

      THIS ISN’T THE REAL CAPTAIN PICARD
      AND CAPTAIN KIRK IS SUPERIOR

  • @Fuk_living
    @Fuk_living Před 3 lety +10

    Wow ryan is so underrated and I love how the t shirt actually shows his thoughts

  • @Paul_Wetor
    @Paul_Wetor Před rokem +1

    The plush toy is great. It even has glasses and a blue tie.

  • @memerman9268
    @memerman9268 Před 3 lety +50

    Anyone notice how Ryan George looks suspiciously like the pitch meeting guy.?

    • @RAJ07.1
      @RAJ07.1 Před 3 lety +9

      Just a coincidence

    • @crocogile2352
      @crocogile2352 Před 3 lety +5

      My god I think ur onto something

    • @Yungcrakar
      @Yungcrakar Před 3 lety +4

      Na it's nothin to worry about

    • @memerman9268
      @memerman9268 Před 3 lety +3

      And they have kind of the same wording for things and type of jokes

    • @Bee-ol1xr
      @Bee-ol1xr Před 3 lety +3

      oops!

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 Před 3 lety +247

    How is no one talking about that Christmas album? That was hilarious.

  • @genaralkenobi1234
    @genaralkenobi1234 Před 3 lety +4

    “The mayor of city Townville”

  • @monkeyking9863
    @monkeyking9863 Před 2 lety +2

    this just becomes more and more relevant with the passing days

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 Před 2 lety

      @The Peter Lorre Companion Channel John Bolton as well

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 Před 3 lety +226

    I like how all the people have their profession as their last name. It's a recurring element that runs through all of Ryan CZcamsr's videos.

    • @andersmith1484
      @andersmith1484 Před 3 lety +17

      He should have a character named “Drew Doctor” and then he works as a waiter just to throw off people and as a funny joke

    • @astralastrid4150
      @astralastrid4150 Před 3 lety +19

      It's pretty nice continuity to the video "The first guy to ever have a name" sine one of the characters in that video suggests that last names should be professions

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jellyfishi_ Are you sure you responded to the right comment?

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes, that's the way with english surnames: Baker, Mason, Fisher, Cook, Smith,etc

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cristhianramirez6939 Hancock

  • @maxcohen9639
    @maxcohen9639 Před 3 lety +26

    For anyone who didn't pause on the T-Shirt he was selling at the 1:19 point of the video, this is what's on the shirt...
    MY THOUGHTS ON THE SITUATION
    okay so although i do feel a little bad about this whole thing, at the end of the day i feel like i was just doing my job, y'know? Sure, I ate some muffins that were meant for little kids but in my defense I was pretty dang hungry that day and the muffins looked pretty dang good. What was i supposed to do do? Not eat a muffin? Then I still would've been hungry. That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, mayor politician is way more evil than me. I'm a good guy now.

    • @adamnour5252
      @adamnour5252 Před 2 lety

      Thank you

    • @Mag3.1415
      @Mag3.1415 Před rokem

      The hero we didn’t deserve but absolutely needed or however it goes idk

  • @merikijiya13
    @merikijiya13 Před rokem +2

    That “what” at 2:30 kills me every time 😆