[YTP] Michael Rosen Spouts Utter Nonsense
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- čas přidán 19. 07. 2020
- so Michael went and smashed all his blue shirt poems onto the floor and now he tries to piece them back together like a puzzle and surely everyone is wondering, how's that gonna go, how's Michael gonna reassemble all these poems, well let's see what he's gonna do now that he's probably been hanging around a lot with Uncle Weed Brownie lately then, shall we
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ThePlamzJoker would have an aneurysm watching this
"Everybody, the potato's really horrible" broke me
This meant that my brother, had to *BAKE*
And that was even more horrible
Coulda turned it into bakerloo flee woman too
"The weak ones just used to keel over and ducks."
I like how most of the transitions are where one word actually flows smoothly into another, like "And the woman put it DOWN the stairs", but there are other bits where one word changes into another one to make Michael randomly swear.
I call the flow parts ‘sentence blending’ instead of ‘sentence mixing’
3:44
1:02 “I don’t think it’s fuck in the top”
No it's fuck at the bottom.
@@cristinagomez3283hot 🫠
it's "f*cking the job"
@@cristinagomez3283...that'd be Mike! 😆
My mum said to me and my brother, "Don't crap".
"My brother had to bake, and that was even more horrible" why was I in stitches laughing at that
Same here, every time. Possibly my favourite moment, although the "Hollywood... We would alright", "Got so born on the 7th of May", "I don't think it's fuck in the top", "What a drastic top" and "My mum said to me and my brother: "don't crap"" are also brilliant.
"My father, what does he do? He sucks."
"He had to babysit 'me'." "He had to babysit 'me'." "He had to babysit 'me'."...
An 8 minute ytp?! Well done captain!
Hello
WELL DONE CAP’N
Well Done 👍🏻
Captain works because of his name.
Every single time you're hoping he might finish a sentence normally but it gets cut off at the last possible moment.
I love it.
3:50 i almost peed on myself
My favorite transition was "drastic top"
What a conversation sounds like at 3am in the morning:
Well that was... something
It certainly was
"And McClain said: cheese. And he said: What are you? Some kind of hippie?! And i said: Shut up and die!" Funniest poem-to-poem I've ever heard
😂 agreed! 😂
3:23
@@PsychoticGirl2023 thanks
I love this type of ytp
This is genuinely one of the funniest YTPs I've seen in a long time. Amazing work.
I've finally completed my journey to find a Michael Rosen YTP with as many sentence transitions as possible
“That’s the hole in the wall bars.”
I burst out laughing after that.
Of course I had to go out for a walk while this was premiering… of course I did
"Hang onto your jug things" lmao
I absolutely love "in the end I thought it was dirty window, there's a lamppost!"
"You see, someone had to fill my mouth with that thick, sweet roly-poly" has to be used in a story YTP once
*thick, sweet JAM roly-poly
Best script of 2020 award goes to the Captn' for this masterpiece!!!
i like how it seems normal not having been photoshopped or edited to make michael look like a monster just random words put together to make a funny sentence (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)
This means that my brother...had to B A K E...and that was even more horrible!
THE MERVIN AND THE HAMSTER DIED AS WELL KILLED ME WITH LAUGHTER.
Several years back, SkulY2K made a video called "The Michael Rosen Segue" that had this same idea but wasn't as intricate. I guess we have an HD version of that concept with more interesting transitions now!
"My dad, what does he do? He sucks."
That broke me
Captain plums is always a good way to turn a bad day into a good day
''then I hear some peach syrup shout'' lol,Gold.
"my dad wanted milk in his teacher miss Goodall" that had me laughing so hard lol
2:40 first for all I tries ice cream lol I'm dead
Spouting utter nonsense is my main hobby since childhood 😀
Oh no! The moment I dread, when Michael Rosen goes from being cheery, to absolutely fuKING crazy, when he forgets to take his meds….🤨
Aahhh into the bum, it was lovely!
This video was very sorry Mervin, but I liked the Hypnotizer! The video was two, like Laura. Liked, subscribed, commented it stood in front of the guard.
Reminds me DeadFish, if you know what I mean.
they make insanely creepy but watchable ytps
"but I'm trying to kill you in five seconds with me bike down the chimney creature called, the sugar jug".
"I want comPLETE choir"
Alright, so Michael wants a complete choir.
Alternative title:
Michael Rosen gets refracted across time in a horrible accident and desperately tries to communicate whilst his past interferes.
"I'm in the middle of a wrestle with my brother and I find my face, after the war was over" - mickie rosie
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
''there's a really long spoon to eat it with.''
They had to bake horrible
"Someone had to fill my mouth with that thick, sweet jam roly-poly" 😳
rosen should auction that blue sweater or give it to a museum of internet history
Bro this guy makes my day.No joke as soon as I see him upload I click it as fast as I can.
The hole in the wall bars
i love you captain plums
2 people had to babysit Harribo's grandad
This is hilarious, some great transitions as well
If I had to sit here and list all the funny-ass moments in this ytp, I think all the plums in existence would've all gone by then...
Out of all the ytps you've made I think this one is a very underrated one
i love it when people do this kind of thing
i keep coming to this video and still get caught off by some of these jokes-
Y O U R M O M
I'd love to see how a full text rendition of this would look like...
The transfers from poem to poem were nioce.
This requires extensive knowledge of the phases used to sentence mix common words to make any sort of sense
yt vid *exists*
people who comment "first": I'm the fastest in the land
so only you?
@@guy_th18 :/ I dont see how me commenting a joke is me claiming to be the first comment but ok
person with first comments wins giveaway.
I don't know what the intended effect was, but I personally found the connections jumping between poem to poem really satisfying
"I'm drunk, and it's cozy."
What I hear when I'm half asleep
I too, have a shedle shed
The Random Talking
next day, we all turned up to sex, right in front of everyone in class 😳
Dude this is such a masterpiece!! 😂😂😂 I can’t stop watching!
7:47 "MY DAD what does he do? He Sucks!" Okay that was fucking clever
The thing that makes it more funny is that it kinda makes sense 🤣🤣🤣
My mum said to me and my brother don't crap
I imagine to some people this is what all rosen ytps feel like to them, but I'm not one of them good shit right here regardless.
Certified Rosen classic
*reads title* yeah what else is new?
Godzilla had a stroke listening to this and f¥€king died.
this channel is fucking wild
It's like solo improvisation on Michael's stories :D
''you may think I'm hollywood''.
Thanks Harrybo!
*insert silly joke about potatoes here*
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Doesn't Michael always spout utter nonsense in these YTPs?
watched this while high and it was surreal
almost reminds me of dead fish ytps, please please please make more, such a underrated genre of ytp
Croissant
1:45 what parents would say to their son when it's midnight
This video was NICE
Michael: My brother had to bake
Me: What did he bake?
His legs, 'till they were glazed.
oh, uhh, couldjigemme the bus conductor?
This is madness!
I don’t think it’s fUCKIN THE TOP!
Funny as always
Genius.
they tidied it up with a bit of coc
This is exhausting!
This is like the post punk of YTP's
Michael rosens birthday treat... from Poland
Brilliant
Michael Rosen has glossolalia