[YTP] Michael Rosen's Disturbing Tales: Cooking For My Classmates

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  • čas přidán 26. 05. 2020
  • Michael tells the disturbing tale of when he made strides in becoming the world's most deranged chef in "Cooking For My Classmates".
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Komentáře • 453

  • @Willllow
    @Willllow Před 4 lety +512

    The vivid detail and the fact that he constantly looks so proud about it really sells this one

  • @strawberryshortcakes7645
    @strawberryshortcakes7645 Před 4 lety +129

    "She's with us in spirit"
    I see what you did there...

  • @turtleneck2342
    @turtleneck2342 Před 4 lety +206

    I know why Michael Rosen looks the same every year
    He is the ancient god of plums

  • @DarkFoxes
    @DarkFoxes Před 4 lety +240

    Its bugging me how Captain Plums can describe this so vividly as if his already *done it before* ...... just sayin....

    • @CaptainPlums
      @CaptainPlums  Před 4 lety +73

      Hey, don't put it on my shoulders, it's Michael's story......

    • @furioushat7296
      @furioushat7296 Před 4 lety +24

      imagine Captain Plums's real name is Michael

    • @daws1620
      @daws1620 Před 4 lety +9

      @@furioushat7296....Rosen

    • @MTZAnimates
      @MTZAnimates Před 4 lety +7

      oh my god.. please no.. *barfs demons*

    • @kanyeeast2608
      @kanyeeast2608 Před 3 lety +1

      @@daws1620 lul

  • @ExtoPlasmOfficial
    @ExtoPlasmOfficial Před 4 lety +99

    The way he just goes “Hmm...it’s not enough!” gets me every time. Especially since every time he does it he manages to go up another level of messed up.

  • @tastyDungeon
    @tastyDungeon Před 4 lety +209

    aND tHen I CuT oF hER heAd wITh a HuuUge kItcHeN KnifE OH NOOO

    • @albond
      @albond Před 4 lety +5

      LRFLekk *off

    • @edenanimates1465
      @edenanimates1465 Před rokem +3

      ThErEs BlUd AlL OvER ThE FlOoR

    • @loganandrews3121
      @loganandrews3121 Před rokem +4

      @@edenanimates1465 JuSt A sLaB oF MeAT aNd I tHINk "I'lL DestRoY tHe EvIDencE"

    • @Azurethewolf168
      @Azurethewolf168 Před rokem +3

      @@loganandrews3121 So I PuT ThE HeAd InSidE tHe OvEn AnD I PrEsSeD tHe SiLvEr BuTtOn

    • @MystLgnd
      @MystLgnd Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@Azurethewolf168aNd WaItEd, ThEn... SuDdENlY, tHe MaChInE sTaRtS rOaRiNg, StRaIgHt AwAy... SPLAT !

  • @wiibrockster
    @wiibrockster Před 4 lety +338

    Alternate Title: *Michael Rosen kills his teacher and serves her up to his class*

  • @caldera11
    @caldera11 Před 4 lety +77

    I love these disturbing tales YTPs

  • @totallynotarobot5476
    @totallynotarobot5476 Před 4 lety +44

    I appreciate the fact that Michael carefully measured the amount of his own crap to add into the pot using teaspoons

  • @caldera11
    @caldera11 Před 4 lety +100

    crystal meth, ecstasy, heroine, LSD, *triforce* , opium, flunitrazepam, ketamine, mdma, mescaline...
    great sentence mixing on that whole part, why is rosen so good at saying the names of medicine/drugs

    • @Smartlion1
      @Smartlion1 Před 3 lety +3

      What is the one before crystal meth

    • @caldera11
      @caldera11 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Smartlion1 ganja

    • @FrankieTeardrop1998
      @FrankieTeardrop1998 Před 3 lety +4

      Where the fuck did he get all those drugs from and how did he fit it all in his pocket? 🤣🤣

    • @mad2fan2018
      @mad2fan2018 Před 3 lety +1

      and vodka,
      lotsa drugz and a small dose of alcohol to go with it

    • @valdecoxib
      @valdecoxib Před 2 lety +1

      ayo aint flunitrazepam Rohypnol

  • @Sam-ot8lm
    @Sam-ot8lm Před 4 lety +75

    Astounding stuff mate.

  • @xewii
    @xewii Před rokem +64

    The recipe for Rosen Delight:
    Several teaspoons of the Michael Rosen Crap
    Miss Fridge (diced)
    A sprinkle of pepper
    A sprinkle of salt
    A slice of bread
    100 teaspoonfuls of sugar
    Literally every drug in existence
    Vodka
    Dog piss
    Dog shit
    Spit
    Mucus
    Worms
    Spiders
    Flies
    Cook in a pan over a fire and serve

    • @bigman542
      @bigman542 Před rokem +1

      You forgot some other insects

    • @gustavoalmeidadaribeira1740
      @gustavoalmeidadaribeira1740 Před 11 měsíci +1

      And still will smell like Miss Fridge

    • @quantum.codex42
      @quantum.codex42 Před 11 měsíci

      There isn't any salt in the recipe

    • @xewii
      @xewii Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@quantum.codex42 it’s ambiguous as to what else Mick added - “and loads more”

    • @Azurethewolf168
      @Azurethewolf168 Před 11 měsíci +2

      How they were able to eat it and not BLEUGHH it out instantly is a mystery

  • @jaydenhannah3177
    @jaydenhannah3177 Před 4 lety +41

    I just shot cinnamon tea out of my nose

  • @razpootis5802
    @razpootis5802 Před 4 lety +58

    5:17 Ah nice, this is how Michael got a fresh batch of ingredients.

  • @scottrastyles2592
    @scottrastyles2592 Před 4 lety +40

    undisputed king of sentence mixing is at it again, i like the format, may the algorithm be kind

  • @aepuns
    @aepuns Před 4 lety +80

    “Bright black”
    Wait, that’s illegal.

  • @amalayperson7208
    @amalayperson7208 Před 4 lety +25

    I've never seen a traditional YTP since forever. YTPs used to be like this. No original content, no storyline. Just straight up homemade jokes, memes and insane editing.

  • @KARIEVSTWRLD
    @KARIEVSTWRLD Před 4 lety +26

    Best Michael Rosen YTPer around.

  • @rustyshaculford1882
    @rustyshaculford1882 Před 4 lety +14

    5:45 "Another SuS- Another spoonful anybody?"

  • @Kmbaypal
    @Kmbaypal Před 3 lety +21

    5:28 me seeing my first homework

  • @Super-Shafs
    @Super-Shafs Před 4 lety +46

    You're about the only active Michael Rosen pooper I know. Glad to know you are active. Subscribed to you, felt like a great choice

    • @furioushat7296
      @furioushat7296 Před 4 lety

      same

    • @thepizzafoogle5481
      @thepizzafoogle5481 Před 4 lety +3

      256Pi is still going. He's adding another part to the Rosen Family Chronicles.

    • @Super-Shafs
      @Super-Shafs Před 3 lety +2

      @@thepizzafoogle5481 - Thanks for letting me know, I'll check out his videos soon

  • @absupinhere
    @absupinhere Před 4 lety +24

    “WARNING! THIS IS A HORRAH STORY”

  • @caldera11
    @caldera11 Před 4 lety +69

    I kept getting confused because the "pan" and then immediately doing the "ss" sound of pouring into it sounds like he's saying "pants" so I was trying to figure out why he was dumping rancid ingredients into his pants

    • @CaptainPlums
      @CaptainPlums  Před 4 lety +16

      I put the pan picture the first time he says pan to make sure it was understood, hopefully that didn't go by too fast

    • @caldera11
      @caldera11 Před 4 lety +7

      Watching with only audio ended up that way in my head the first time through, but it's amusing anyway.
      It's clear what it means when watching the video + audio together

    • @theBTCgaming
      @theBTCgaming Před 3 lety +2

      Omg its 2 master ytp makers, i need to go to the hospital cus its too awesome! Love both ur content, plez dont ever stop, the world needs u both!

  • @nibbles6675
    @nibbles6675 Před 4 lety +135

    I don’t think I’ve ever thrown up after watching a ytp before.
    Jk, I need the recipe

    • @furioushat7296
      @furioushat7296 Před 4 lety +1

      lmao

    • @furioushat7296
      @furioushat7296 Před 4 lety +2

      It would be cool if you made a michael Rosen origins story
      like how he became maniacal

    • @noelnotcole7940
      @noelnotcole7940 Před 4 lety

      sulley wazowski his parents were murders and mad dogs

    • @sarahrodd2121
      @sarahrodd2121 Před 2 lety +5

      Here’s the recipe
      Two heads
      Dog urine
      30 insects
      Poop
      Toilet water
      Metal
      Springlocks
      A spiderweb
      A hair comb
      Bake in oven 1.0000000000000000000000000 sec
      Enjoy

    • @epistimonkapetanios
      @epistimonkapetanios Před 6 měsíci +1

      Writing while hearing:
      The following go in the oven:
      -Crap
      -A melted human head
      -A piece of bread
      And the following in a frying pan
      -A hvman heart, cut into pieces fried
      -Hvman bl00d. Put it in the pan
      -C*caine, magic mushrooms, C*nium, Crvstal m*th, *xtasy, H*roine, L$D, trvffles, *pium and k*tamine, D1methoxv4mphet4m1ne (DM4), V*dka. They go all into the pan, along with the heart and bl00d.
      -Dog piss and dog sh1t
      -Human saliva
      -Human snot
      -Worms, spiders, flies and other insects
      Like if you survived after the meal.

  • @ytpmichaelrosen9190
    @ytpmichaelrosen9190 Před 4 lety +16

    The five dislikes are the angels of Michael Rosen's victims that somehow found a way to access the earth internet from heaven.

  • @Smartlion1
    @Smartlion1 Před 3 lety +5

    I lost it when he said bright black

  • @harryboscheddle3409
    @harryboscheddle3409 Před 3 lety +6

    dammit micheal why can’t you just be like older Rosen and eat chocolate cake

  • @shiftyshinings1273
    @shiftyshinings1273 Před 3 lety +7

    "Cooking f̶o̶r̶ my classmates"

  • @influenza3736
    @influenza3736 Před 4 lety +8

    "Bright Black"

  • @stevesamuals2651
    @stevesamuals2651 Před 3 lety +6

    This has to be the world's biggest pan to be able to fit all these ingredients.

  • @diablow1411
    @diablow1411 Před 4 lety +68

    Michael Rosen should really watch this one 😂

  • @hoovenschmooven
    @hoovenschmooven Před 4 lety +9

    I love how he casually says "He just fell over and died."

  • @ancilodon
    @ancilodon Před 4 lety +30

    The cooking part sounded a bit like Albert Fish's confession, except no sexual component, thankfully.

    • @FrankieTeardrop1998
      @FrankieTeardrop1998 Před 3 lety +3

      Shh, don't give him ideas 🤫

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Před 2 lety +2

      Albert Fish didn't put shit in it when he cooked children, but he did eat feces and drink urine when he was younger.

  • @traceyprice7610
    @traceyprice7610 Před 4 lety +13

    EDIT: I LAUGHED SO HAD NEAR THE END- Like I love how in all the Michael Rosen YTPs hes like some psychopath who acts like when everyone else reacts they're the weird ones 💀💀

  • @mooddood4570
    @mooddood4570 Před 4 lety +10

    This is my storytime every night now thank you for the creative storytelling,so beautiful!

  • @davinalee9551
    @davinalee9551 Před 3 lety +5

    This needs to be a creepypasta

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 Před 3 měsíci +1

      The story is already disturbing enough, no need to make it so by turning it into a creepypasta

  • @speps4103
    @speps4103 Před 3 lety +4

    “Bright black” 😂

  • @drfinnion4996
    @drfinnion4996 Před 3 lety +4

    WHY THE HELL DOES THIS NOT A: HAVE 10M VIEWS AND B: YOU NOT HAVE 1M+ SUBS!? THIS IS A FRIKIN WORK OF ART AND CULTURE

  • @Dreadwing2029
    @Dreadwing2029 Před 4 lety +4

    Rest In Peace miss fridge
    Who never tried Michaels food

    • @midnightdragon1055
      @midnightdragon1055 Před 4 lety +2

      She instead got the honor of being it so she didn't miss anything, rather she was simply promoted to being the star guest if you will.

  • @rustyshaculford1882
    @rustyshaculford1882 Před 4 lety +7

    4:47 the Spirit has passed but the body remains

  • @rosemary_rose0
    @rosemary_rose0 Před 3 lety +4

    i love that people still make these

  • @UncleHappy5
    @UncleHappy5 Před 3 lety +6

    I started this video thinking I want at least one of these YTPs to be a true story...
    Now I *need* them to be.

  • @mppbby8654
    @mppbby8654 Před 4 lety +4

    After 8 years of watching Michael Rosen pooping i am finally seeing it in its purest, holiest, most perfect form

  • @Rubyofthedead
    @Rubyofthedead Před 3 lety +16

    Michael sure had a lot of different teachers. I think he has a different one in every video because most of them die horribly. XD

  • @TheRealJetJaguar
    @TheRealJetJaguar Před 2 lety +2

    4 year old loved this as a bedtime story!

  • @michaelrosengreenscreen3742

    Imagine id the real Michael Rosen sees this

  • @matteusgreyling7074
    @matteusgreyling7074 Před 4 lety +13

    Everyone who knows charmx must recommend this to him

    • @CaptainPlums
      @CaptainPlums  Před 4 lety +2

      Yes, do that
      Thanks!

    • @RC-8802
      @RC-8802 Před 3 lety

      I recommended this video to Billy Bob Tanley

  • @MochaMoonpie
    @MochaMoonpie Před 4 lety +18

    Mr. Rosen's culinary creation led to the opening of a restaurant called "Preposterous International Succulent Shittery" in the Spring of 2020. Due to the COVID-19 crisis that was playing out worldwide, the sales of his creations were strictly curbside delivery only (this was also where he gathers a great bulk of his main ingredients - example: fresh dog waste, fresh people waste, fresh dog, fresh people, sick people, AND... cherries.)
    Business was booming, and before long he was able to gain a grand total of five regular customers (so when I mean 'booming', I actually mean booming for the small town his original business was operating in, which is unknown at this time, it's such a small town.)
    Those same five regular customers are believed to be missing as of the making of this comment.
    The venture was short-lived, having sold less than 15 units throughout its 3-month existence before being forced to sell his one and only shop to pay for the funerals of the first test subjects he ever tried his creations on - his classmates who have keeled over and died due to apparent food poisoning and overdose of various substances, as well as one account of cardiac arrest from an unrelated incident.
    Mr. Rosen now works for the Ignarikoc Sanitarium for Irate Soapmakers, as a janitor. He is thought to be one of the best in his field.
    A made-for-television movie for Nickelodeon based on Rosen's venture into food service was in the works, with a estimated release date for February 22nd, 2022.
    It was ultimately scrapped due to low interest and heightened pressure for Nickelodeon Movies to make an Invader Zim/As Told By Ginger/Back at the Barnyard crossover movie.
    The script for "The Michael Rosen Movie Project (Working Title)" is currently in a mysterious orange and green vault somewhere between California and New York, heavily guarded by highly trained monkeys, the same ones who repair faulty webpages run by Google.
    Mr. Rosen remains proud of his creations and his risk-taking action to share his culinary excellence with the world. ~
    Well, dayum I didn't think I was gonna be able to take that as far as I did lol...
    My grade school teachers, my parents, my mentors, my case worker, etc., who never gave up on me: ~ The Michael Rosen Pride Look ~
    Thank you for the laughs, Cap'n. ☺️

    • @aepuns
      @aepuns Před 4 lety

      Mocha Moonpie this deserves more likes

  • @pisstaker7631
    @pisstaker7631 Před 4 lety +8

    As always ur sentence mixing is amazing

  • @noelnotcole7940
    @noelnotcole7940 Před 4 lety +7

    That was quite the wild ride

  • @captainwilliam3920
    @captainwilliam3920 Před 3 lety +5

    6:01 Plot twist: The teacher is Michael Rosen's Mom

  • @Justsomeguy284
    @Justsomeguy284 Před 3 lety +2

    R.I.P mrs. fridge ????-2020
    She cooled so much food

  • @mustin07doesgaming
    @mustin07doesgaming Před 8 měsíci +2

    “Bright Black” is my new favorite color

  • @EpicB
    @EpicB Před 3 lety +2

    I'm surprised he didn't put the dog in too.

  • @JontyMaster
    @JontyMaster Před 3 lety +7

    This seriously made me laugh out loud! Great job, CaptainPlums!

  • @AstralSnowstorm6157
    @AstralSnowstorm6157 Před 3 lety +6

    1:15 That line is never going to get old, for me at least.

  • @Psyconaut116
    @Psyconaut116 Před 3 lety +3

    I was feeling a bit hungry, now I've lost my appetite.

  • @BBQluest069
    @BBQluest069 Před 4 lety +3

    "...then bright black."
    How does anything turn *bright* black

  • @dadrumma8608
    @dadrumma8608 Před 3 lety +7

    That double-take at 1:21 is spot on.

  • @darklordshad
    @darklordshad Před 4 lety +4

    excellent, i’ve been looking for more recipes to try out in quarantine

  • @wolfdale_3m
    @wolfdale_3m Před 4 lety +4

    The mixing for "sh*t" sounds so clean.

  • @arandomprotogen.7582
    @arandomprotogen.7582 Před 3 lety +2

    i'll destroy the evidence
    michael rosen 2020

  • @satanssonsfriendsmomsdadsw579

    5:38
    ‘And then he just fell over and died
    Died and over fell just he then died
    Dna neht eh Tsuj llef revo dna deid

  • @DP1AN
    @DP1AN Před 4 lety +8

    I can't hold myself at the drugs part 😂

  • @Bronco541
    @Bronco541 Před 7 měsíci +1

    something about the end really got me; "Melanie dead! Dave, dead! everyone, dead!..."

  • @breasthound
    @breasthound Před 4 lety +7

    So glad you're still making videos, they're great, really great

  • @KlaviceGavin
    @KlaviceGavin Před 3 lety +2

    After this, Rosen chopped up his classmates, and the police coming for him and fed them to the hungry dog to destroy the evidence.

  • @thetetons744
    @thetetons744 Před 4 lety +3

    The sentence mixing is smooth enough that even auto captions mostly work! Well done and fun to watch ytp!

  • @aaronallwood3562
    @aaronallwood3562 Před 3 lety +3

    1:52 The Way Michael Says Fridge Is So Freezingly Good! Lovely Work Cap!

  • @flyingrancidm00nfish7
    @flyingrancidm00nfish7 Před 2 lety +2

    Wow, Michael knows the melted head mushed with bread and peppercorns recipe, must have gotten it from Jamie Oliver

  • @graduator14
    @graduator14 Před 4 lety +24

    I've said it before, but I'm impressed at your output of your videos! When the pandemic is over, no one tell Captain Plums so he keeps on making videos! Also, anyone else craving a cheeseburger?

  • @ThunderUnrelenting
    @ThunderUnrelenting Před 2 lety +3

    5:34 “Bright black” lmao

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love how proudly Michael's telling the story 😂

  • @dorkfishie8923
    @dorkfishie8923 Před 4 lety +4

    I can’t be the only one who misread the title as “Cooking my Classmates”, right?

  • @alex.hleconte6007
    @alex.hleconte6007 Před 4 lety +5

    " INto ma PAN" i. Laughed every time

  • @loopgodjohansen
    @loopgodjohansen Před 2 lety

    So crazy how time flies. I remember when this came out. Thanks capt. your hard work is appreciated thru time.

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 Před 4 lety +1

    I needed some good old Michael rosen shenanigans now more than ever, thanks captain

  • @MaxMalevich
    @MaxMalevich Před 4 lety +1

    Holy shit that one was awesome with the sentence-mixing and the details.
    Good work, dude!
    *SLAB OF MEAT*
    "Bright Black"

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian Před 3 lety +1

    The fact Michael Rosen YTPs still exist brings me joy.

  • @Gandalf_the_Black_
    @Gandalf_the_Black_ Před 4 lety +6

    I don't think any YTP has ever made me question the maker's sanity quite like this one.

    • @CaptainPlums
      @CaptainPlums  Před 4 lety +3

      Don't worry, it's managed to remain stable even throughout the pandemic somehow.

  • @MarshallLS
    @MarshallLS Před rokem +3

    Michael Rosen's Kill Count: 6
    Miss Fridge
    Harry
    Melanie
    Dave
    Richard
    Louise

  • @bensstuff1889
    @bensstuff1889 Před 3 lety +4

    Sounds like how2basic and Micheal would be good friends with each other

  • @BlackDogXLL
    @BlackDogXLL Před 4 lety +5

    Did You Mean: Georges Marvellous Medicine ?

  • @FulminatedMercuryGaming
    @FulminatedMercuryGaming Před 4 lety +7

    Alternate title: the confessions of a florida man

  • @L1N3R1D3R
    @L1N3R1D3R Před 4 lety +13

    I'm so glad CZcams recommended this to me, otherwise I would have never known you were active again. Welcome back! I loved the use of "okay" to make "cocaine", "wetness" to make "witness", and "happened to meet" to make "appetit". The way you sentence-mixed those words sounded much more natural than I've heard them before.
    Do you plan to use all the HD sources? Because Noice Drinkz has a private playlist of all the HD poems re-edited to be perfectly in sync with the original font for the title card, so you should talk to him if you're interested.

    • @CaptainPlums
      @CaptainPlums  Před 4 lety +2

      I might, for TWGS I'm just gonna keep with the original sources for consistency though

    • @tomrosenedits969
      @tomrosenedits969 Před 2 lety

      Pie 🥧 Or Pizza 🍕

  • @1everysecond511
    @1everysecond511 Před 3 lety +3

    I made the horrible mistake of watching this while eating...

    • @waluigiisgod3978
      @waluigiisgod3978 Před 3 lety

      You weren't eating a teacher and some feces were you?

  • @bonbon54545
    @bonbon54545 Před 3 lety +1

    Omg this was awesome! Felt so bad for Mrs. Fridge😱❤️ one of the best videos I watched

  • @addysional
    @addysional Před 2 lety +1

    This is so funny, Thank you so much!!

  • @RobRandomVids
    @RobRandomVids Před 4 lety +3

    "You are grim, mate"

  • @kiwi__1011
    @kiwi__1011 Před 4 lety +2

    the sentence mixing is soooooo good

  • @FridiNaTor
    @FridiNaTor Před 4 lety +3

    When he cut her head off so suddenly‚ I was like "Oof that escalated quickly" xD

    • @ytpmichaelrosen9190
      @ytpmichaelrosen9190 Před 4 lety

      FridiNaTor Well, the channel that made this makes sadist style humour, but that doesn't mean he is truly a sadist.

    • @FridiNaTor
      @FridiNaTor Před 4 lety

      Games Addicted Never said that. I like this kind of humor. It just came out of nowhere xD

  • @hoiitsame2180
    @hoiitsame2180 Před 3 lety +2

    this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!!!

  • @nightmarishcompositions4536

    My new favorite creepypasta.

  • @Sebastian-se1fi
    @Sebastian-se1fi Před 4 lety

    What a masterpiece. Great work, mate. 👍👍👏👏👏

  • @boomersquid4065
    @boomersquid4065 Před 3 lety +3

    this is fucking hilarious

  • @L.BCinematography
    @L.BCinematography Před 3 lety +1

    Is no one gonna mention how much of a internet legend Micheal Rosen is?

  • @Dead_in__side__
    @Dead_in__side__ Před 4 lety +4

    OMG I’m crying 😂😂😂 this is amazing!

  • @ArthurCallahan899
    @ArthurCallahan899 Před rokem +3

    That’s some pretty powerful shit if it turns someone’s skin Bright fucking Black

  • @NevermoreAllgone
    @NevermoreAllgone Před 2 lety

    "and I picked up the head" and "pan" I love these lines

  • @samjames6714
    @samjames6714 Před 4 lety

    It’s been a while since I’ve seen a Michael Rosen YTP. Good to know it’s not a lost art