STOP TRYING TO MAKE TURKEY TASTE GOOD

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  • čas přidán 3. 11. 2019
  • I love Thanksgiving turkey, but trying to make the meat taste good without the aid of gravy is folly, in part because the methods that actually work RUIN YOUR GRAVY.
    P.S. I actually love John Oates. I'm an Oates man, all day long.
    Here's that Cook's Illustrated article on basting: www.cooksillustrated.com/how_...
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  • @PR1NCELOZANO
    @PR1NCELOZANO Před 4 lety +9456

    In other words
    "WHY I SEASON MY GRAVY, NOT THE TURKEY."

  • @DrSpooglemon
    @DrSpooglemon Před 4 lety +7679

    Why I season my bed not my wife.

    • @hyliandragon5918
      @hyliandragon5918 Před 4 lety +788

      Why I pleasure my mattress not my wife.

    • @LawsCrown
      @LawsCrown Před 4 lety +225

      This implies that you season your wife

    • @diamond_dogs
      @diamond_dogs Před 4 lety +318

      @StruckOne gotta season that ass before you eat it ☺️

    • @DrSpooglemon
      @DrSpooglemon Před 4 lety +156

      @@LawsCrown Season her with a bit of Daddy's sauce.

    • @ren.67
      @ren.67 Před 4 lety +182

      Why I spice up my marriage not my food

  • @caiabradly9007
    @caiabradly9007 Před rokem +1303

    As my high school culinary instructor once said, “If you want good turkey, just buy duck.”

    • @nathanara8051
      @nathanara8051 Před rokem +72

      I made your comment into a Danish poem:
      Ord der engang blev sagt af en vis mand:
      “Hvis du gerne vil have en god kalkun,
      Så køb en and.”

    • @hvacwiz7877
      @hvacwiz7877 Před rokem +5

      duck is for sure is gooder by erelf but turkey dont cost much more than bottle water. and when you put all the turkey sides it comes out even more gooder than duck. so just remember this... theres chicken gravy a turkey gravy a beef gravy. but they aint no duck gravy!

    • @chadmann2724
      @chadmann2724 Před rokem +7

      You mean the water bird that tastes like liver? Yeah Ok, i see why he was an educator 💀

    • @DBZHGWgamer
      @DBZHGWgamer Před rokem +94

      @@chadmann2724 If you think duck tastes like liver, you've never tasted duck and probably haven't tasted liver.
      - written by a person that hates liver and foie gras

    • @chadmann2724
      @chadmann2724 Před rokem

      @@DBZHGWgamer all water fowl taste like liver fresh from the wild 💀

  • @johnc646
    @johnc646 Před 2 lety +834

    This thanksgiving my whole family just stopped pretending to like turkey and we just made a pot roast. You cannot ruin a pot roast no matter what you do, while a “good” turkey needs to be done in a laboratory.

    • @biggiecheez6879
      @biggiecheez6879 Před rokem +37

      We've started making chicken pot pie soup, scratches the same itch as hearty home food, but it's also easier and tastier

    • @jojivlogs_4255
      @jojivlogs_4255 Před rokem +2

      you can greatly improve a turkey with basting, which is quite easy

    • @BlooCollaGal
      @BlooCollaGal Před rokem +3

      @@biggiecheez6879 BRO
      Pot pie is my jam! I love making little muffin sized ones

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Před rokem +4

      @@jojivlogs_4255 Here's the trick... make a mixture of your preferred seasoning and olive oil and rub it under the skin, then cook the turkey breast down in it's drippings and with carrots and onions in the roaster. It bastes itself, basically. Finish breast side up on a rack just long enough to crisp and brown up the skin. It never fails.

    • @conchadeconchos
      @conchadeconchos Před rokem +2

      @@ANPC-pi9vu thanks definitely gonna try this

  • @yourturntoroll-criticalrol3607

    alternate title: *Why I use gravy in the bedroom*

  • @Didithegoat
    @Didithegoat Před 4 lety +15326

    Adam, go talk to your son Markiplier, he hasn’t seen you in years.

    • @lucasbooth1832
      @lucasbooth1832 Před 4 lety +412

      💀

    • @SaoirseVisceral
      @SaoirseVisceral Před 4 lety +1562

      He look like a fusion between markiplier and keanu reeves

    • @IAmTheBigBoy
      @IAmTheBigBoy Před 4 lety +343

      @@SaoirseVisceral Markiplier IS Keanu Reeves

    • @UseTheScience
      @UseTheScience Před 4 lety +58

      BubbyTheMaster I will never forget your wise words

    • @Birdman55425
      @Birdman55425 Před 4 lety +34

      Coconut Jam markiplier is actually a cross between Keanu reeves and Seth Rogen

  • @kaitlinsaide6897
    @kaitlinsaide6897 Před 2 lety +340

    last thanksgiving my boyfriend took me to his aunt's house(family is mexican) and they didnt make a gravy but it was a very very juicy, flavorful, tender turkey. i have no clue how she worked that magic because it was just a normal store bought turkey but it was heaven in a bird

    • @theuscivicsnerd7070
      @theuscivicsnerd7070 Před rokem +56

      It's in the brining and seasoning.

    • @teletek1776
      @teletek1776 Před rokem +26

      @@theuscivicsnerd7070 and cooking it to the correct temperature

    • @ianoneill8392
      @ianoneill8392 Před 8 měsíci +11

      What my mom does that works well is putting a bunch of grapefruit inside of it, as well as cooking it upside down so the moisture flows towards the breasts instead of the back.

    • @diney7085
      @diney7085 Před 6 měsíci +8

      Use a grilling method. You can get an actually juicy turkey if you do it that way. Cooking it in an oven basically guarantees you a dry-ass bird at the end.

    • @343JustMe
      @343JustMe Před 6 měsíci +1

      It's probably organic turkey no bs diets or additive medicines

  • @lucastaylor417
    @lucastaylor417 Před rokem +68

    I assert there is a way to have your cake and eat it too in this scenario: compound butter comprised of your favorite herbs (I am a fan of the classic Rosemary, Sage and Thyme) rubbed underneath the skin of the Turkey prior to roasting. The extra fat and herbs lead to a richer more flavorful gravy without compromising the skin, while leading to a more moist and flavorful bird at the same time. The lipid layer created by the melted butter prevents too much moisture from escaping, allowing for those who don’t want gravy or don’t want much gravy to still enjoy their Turkey, while the gravy-lovers don’t lose anything in the process, and arguably gain a far superior, far richer gravy.

    • @gvigary1
      @gvigary1 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Absolutely spot on. And plenty of salt on the skin before roasting to pull the moisture out too, just like a baked potato.

    • @ericgranberg8893
      @ericgranberg8893 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I've done it; it's wonderful. Byt I am sure Adam would point out the tradeoff. Way more effort, and the result is the same.

  • @celestestefanova8791
    @celestestefanova8791 Před 3 lety +8094

    nobody:
    adam ragusea: NOW LEMME TELL YA, GRAVY IS LIKE EXTERNAL CLITORAL STIMULATION

  • @WontonSauce
    @WontonSauce Před 3 lety +2039

    Message received loud and clear: Serving straight-out-the-fridge, raw turkey.

    • @Jo-vy5ft
      @Jo-vy5ft Před 3 lety +26

      WontonSauce thank you for summarizing the video.

    • @matthewpham9525
      @matthewpham9525 Před 3 lety +92

      Why I season my stomach instead of my turkey

    • @everynameimakeiscringe8641
      @everynameimakeiscringe8641 Před 3 lety +16

      @@matthewpham9525 I season my mouth and set myself on fire

    • @cephalonsark1530
      @cephalonsark1530 Před 3 lety +12

      So that’s what they mean when they say cold turkey huh? I’ll see my self out

    • @ismata3274
      @ismata3274 Před 3 lety +3

      Or be realistic and make turkey patties. With as much and of whichever variety flavours you like directly poured in it.
      Need fat though. To tackle that add a dash of some ridiculously fatty ground beef.
      But the best is boiling in water. Why?
      Poultry is made for soup making. 😋😋😋😋😋 Obviously. 😋

  • @yhlanded
    @yhlanded Před 2 lety +11

    The smoked turkey i got from a BBQ joint here in GA did taste good by itself. Of course i still got the gravy as well lol. I also learned a lot from this video and it will definitely change how i cook turkeys in the future

  • @TheB_Man
    @TheB_Man Před 6 měsíci +12

    I love how I got the idea of spatchcocking a turkey from one of his recent recipes. His seasoning was asian and just didn't work right with the rest of the food, but the meat itself was amazing. We tried again a few days later for a friendsgiving with a cajun dry rub, and it was the first time I ever liked a turkey

  • @trident1125
    @trident1125 Před 4 lety +2650

    If Turkey went well with white wine this would be a whole different story.

    • @shithead1029384756
      @shithead1029384756 Před 4 lety +22

      It doesn't?

    • @jakelacken1024
      @jakelacken1024 Před 4 lety +98

      @@shithead1029384756 not unless you're Adam Ragusea

    • @OnlyFlans42
      @OnlyFlans42 Před 4 lety +15

      I can't see why it wouldn't pair just fine with white wine

    • @Chef_PC
      @Chef_PC Před 4 lety +7

      It pairs VERY well with Gewurztraminer.

    • @snorlax7265
      @snorlax7265 Před 4 lety +19

      @@Chef_PC a gewurztawhat

  • @msc2608
    @msc2608 Před 3 lety +4314

    "Stop trying to make turkey taste good"
    me, an east asian who has never cooked turkey in my life: Interesting

    • @oftin_wong
      @oftin_wong Před 3 lety +283

      Why eat turkey when chickens are real ?

    • @justanerd414
      @justanerd414 Před 3 lety +45

      Exactly my thoughts : _interesting_

    • @far4955
      @far4955 Před 3 lety +94

      @@oftin_wong Chicken more tasty too XD

    • @michtes
      @michtes Před 3 lety +7

      ikr me too

    • @hkchan1339
      @hkchan1339 Před 3 lety +76

      Turkey is dry and tasteless without herbs and gravy, you aren't missing anything
      Goose is pretty nice tho

  • @blase1856
    @blase1856 Před 2 lety +23

    Adam in 2019: MAKE BAD TURKEY, PLEASE
    Adam in 2021: *Makes good turkey*

  • @michaeloconnor3865
    @michaeloconnor3865 Před rokem +10

    I lived in Montana for a few years near a Hutterite community. Those years we had the best thanksgiving turkey. I know they're naturally raised, free ranged, etc, but I don't know the details. I can tell you that Hutterite raised turkey is the juiciest I've ever encountered. Definitely worth a try if you have access to such things.

  • @FlorenceFox
    @FlorenceFox Před 4 lety +3555

    I learned two things today.
    Gravy is the most important part of turkey dinner, and Adam is a considerate lover.

    • @bud856
      @bud856 Před 4 lety +138

      Florence Its Adam and Eve not Adam and turkey

    • @nik.5974
      @nik.5974 Před 4 lety +122

      @@bud856 dude didn't you know? There was a translation error in the bible its actually Adam and Lauren

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 Před 4 lety +70

      Some people like gravy. Other people like burning their houses down while frying a turkey and then putting the footage on youtube.

    • @cliftonmcnalley8469
      @cliftonmcnalley8469 Před 2 lety +9

      Growing up, my Mom swore by Honeysuckle turkeys, purchased frozen. Seasoning was a dry rub. Bird was wrapped in aluminum and baked. Aluminum opened during the last few minutes for browning. Always moist, always delicious. Carved in the kitchen not at the table. Flavor is always more important than presentation with a turkey.
      Past two years - Honeysuckle turkeys are disgusting! Don't know what they a feeding them, but they taste like rot.
      Moistest turkey ever? Sis was in charge and bird was roasting in a countertop roaster. It's indicator button popped up a full hour earlier that expected. Verified temp with thermometer. Sides were not ready! Bird went straight from roaster into empty small ice chest. That was an amazingly moist bird!

    • @themelancholyofgay3543
      @themelancholyofgay3543 Před rokem

      and adam doesn't need gravy to be perfect

  • @gavrilostojanovic7287
    @gavrilostojanovic7287 Před 4 lety +2565

    "Why i stuff my wife not my turkey"

  • @sanguineel
    @sanguineel Před rokem +1

    Adam your videos just get better and better

  • @blainemills1408
    @blainemills1408 Před 6 měsíci

    just discovered you today, your a genius chef, very interesting learning alot from you already.

  • @user-vu8fm5vb4n
    @user-vu8fm5vb4n Před 4 lety +5737

    adam: stop trying to make turkey good
    me, an asian who never had turkey in my entire life, on 4:00 am: ok

  • @uniworkhorse
    @uniworkhorse Před 3 lety +1589

    Alt title: "Why gravy is the greatest homemade lube"

  • @Wayvern12
    @Wayvern12 Před 6 měsíci

    It's that time of the year where I watch this again. Thank you Adam Ragusea.

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Před 2 lety

    Wow! you answered a question i asked on another one of your vids!!! thank you sooo much. brining seemed like just too much work!!!!! 😋

  • @nO-YoUrE-DuRnK
    @nO-YoUrE-DuRnK Před 4 lety +1263

    "Stop trying to make turkey taste good. "
    Huh, thats a New one.

  • @deysingTH
    @deysingTH Před 3 lety +1149

    "we just need to stop trying to make it taste good"' that sounds like one of those edited parody videos of his vids

    • @jeremymolinari6597
      @jeremymolinari6597 Před 3 lety +9

      My personal favorite:
      czcams.com/video/cSTDoK1dNMs/video.html&ab_channel=Caoimhin

    • @Saipan2297
      @Saipan2297 Před 2 lety +36

      I love my steak, but i think we all have to stop trying to make it taste good, I usually dont season my steak. But who cares, cus when this gets going it smells like dead bodies.

    • @AshLordCurry
      @AshLordCurry Před 2 lety

      This is still hilarious to watch.

    • @ZaximusRex
      @ZaximusRex Před 2 lety

      Wait are we talking about Turkey or Sex? I forgot. Damnit, back to watch the video again.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid

    Found you channel by mere chance. LOVE IT.

  • @didorino5203
    @didorino5203 Před rokem +36

    Obviously very situational and not always possible but the best I've ever experienced was a family event with multiple turkeys so I got to combined the amazing gravy made from a normal turkey on top of meat from a well-cooked spatchcock turkey. So good for the first time I was eating more turkey then anything else that was there.

  • @f1greenflags86
    @f1greenflags86 Před 3 lety +2035

    Adam using boardroom language to describe sex is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

    • @phantompenguin1065
      @phantompenguin1065 Před 2 lety +9

      Tf is a boardroom

    • @Hyperbolic_G
      @Hyperbolic_G Před 2 lety +131

      @@phantompenguin1065 Like language executives would use in a board meeting to describe their operations

    • @seanhillebrandt2653
      @seanhillebrandt2653 Před 2 lety +10

      Thank you for describing that. Wasent sure how to quantify that one.

    • @rjsmith2007
      @rjsmith2007 Před 2 lety +18

      @@seanhillebrandt2653 I'm glad we could circle back to the projections.

    • @wck
      @wck Před 2 lety +4

      Lol I’ve never heard the term boardroom language but that is actually perfect.

  • @sharroon7574
    @sharroon7574 Před 4 lety +1211

    I feel like I just learned more about you than I wanted to.

  • @rpfPMC
    @rpfPMC Před rokem +1

    Love you videos! Thanks!
    I buy the cheapest turkey by pound I can find, frozen or not. Thaw in fridge if needed. My simple recipe makes a super moist and best tasting Turkey you can eat with no gravy.
    Take cleaned turkey and place in pan. Add chicken broth to bottom of pan. I use either jar bullion and water or liquid broth. About a quarter to half inch covering the bottom of pan. Make a rub of softened butter and paste bullion OR butter and liquid broth and salt paste and rub the turkey skin leaving a thin paste. Pour some broth/ paste in the turkey cavity. ( I do not stuff the bird with breading but you can) Shake oregano flakes on the outside of the skin which will stick to the butter/bullion paste. Cover loosely making a tent with aluminum foil and seal the edges. Bake until cooked temperature is reached or popped button. Uncover and bake or broil skin to brown as desired. Use natural drippings to make gravy with cornstarch after reducing.
    I also make a cornbread stuffing to go with it made with the drippings or chicken broth.

  • @anothervu
    @anothervu Před rokem +13

    I definitely came to the same conclusion. The best results for me have been Supermarket brand fresh turkeys. I think the added water weight is as good as it gets, and is a notable improvement over a turkey farm bird, while not sacrificing the gravy.

    • @Kunsoo1024
      @Kunsoo1024 Před 6 měsíci

      A turkey farm bird? Where else do turkeys come from?

    • @anothervu
      @anothervu Před 6 měsíci

      @@Kunsoo1024 Besides getting one directly from your local turkey farm, you can get one from the super market where they come from factory farming, or you can hunt one in the wild.

    • @Kunsoo1024
      @Kunsoo1024 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@anothervu I usually get them from local family farms as the supermarket turkeys tend to be flavorless by comparison. It's a little more expensive, but it's only one time a year.

  • @rick2402
    @rick2402 Před 4 lety +1700

    "I've got pretty good grip strength" - Adam Regusea, 2019

  • @LordSluggo
    @LordSluggo Před 3 lety +1542

    I have the world's largest walk-in fridge. It's called Michigan in November

    • @cinnamoncat8950
      @cinnamoncat8950 Před 3 lety +98

      More like walk-out fridge

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 Před 3 lety +17

      Won’t a moose eat your turkey?

    • @Willtendo2
      @Willtendo2 Před 3 lety +21

      @@Mostlyharmless1985 no those are only in Canada, we have Deer and their vegetarians.

    • @Sans9
      @Sans9 Před 3 lety +1

      What is it called in june?

    • @lloidffxi
      @lloidffxi Před 3 lety +9

      @@Willtendo2 There are Moose in Michigan... Hell there have been moose sightings as far south as Texas...

  • @davidmckean955
    @davidmckean955 Před rokem +6

    I like the backyard deep frying method simply because it frees up much needed oven space on the big day and the turkey always comes out moist and is excellent for turkey sandwiches. I still like gravy so I roast up some turkey bones and make a stock out of it a day in advance.

  • @LoganHunter82
    @LoganHunter82 Před 6 měsíci +5

    You should try some traditional finnish christmas foods; grey salted ham, rutabaga-, carrot-, and sweetened potatocasserole. Gravlax, gravad whitefish, smoked salmon. And the best snack during christmas time... Gingerbread with bluecheese

  • @mkf541
    @mkf541 Před 3 lety +996

    I'm going to use the, "Oates without Hall" metaphor for the rest of my life.

  • @saulmendez3969
    @saulmendez3969 Před 3 lety +1774

    I’ve never had turkey gravy or fulfilled my lady partners. Never knew the two were connected.

  • @jeffreylysen7647
    @jeffreylysen7647 Před 2 lety +2

    Well articulated educational food channel.
    I used to work kitchens in Vegas and now just do all the cooking in my home and still learn little things from this channel.
    This is how people should be learning culinary skills. Learning the science behind what does and does not work. And building a flavor from that knowledge.
    Great work

  • @cleementine
    @cleementine Před 2 lety

    Wiser words have never been spoken!

  • @j.n.agoston436
    @j.n.agoston436 Před 4 lety +691

    Why I season my turkey, NOT my lovemaking.

  • @WarMomPT
    @WarMomPT Před 4 lety +506

    Man, for a second there I thought the sex metaphor was going to go the way of 'you need gravy like you need lubricant, stop ignoring it'.

    • @toprak3479
      @toprak3479 Před 4 lety +34

      Wait, then that means cooking bags are...

    • @planetvnus
      @planetvnus Před 4 lety +15

      I still didn’t understand the metaphor

    • @__-wm9lu
      @__-wm9lu Před 4 lety +1

      WarMom Humans didn’t evolve to need lubricant

    • @__-wm9lu
      @__-wm9lu Před 4 lety +2

      WarMom Don’t say you NEED it because you don’t. If you needed then the human race would’ve failed because nobody invented lune to reproduce.

    • @everfluctuating
      @everfluctuating Před 4 lety +21

      @@__-wm9lu you think the ancient greeks didnt use olive oil? obviously you can complete intercourse and conceive without lubrication but it makes things go smoother and can be more pleasurable for the receiving partner.

  • @jwmmitch
    @jwmmitch Před rokem

    I love the realness of this video and message

  • @theuscivicsnerd7070
    @theuscivicsnerd7070 Před rokem +1

    This is basically a debate of whether you'd like a better turkey or a better gravy lmao.

  • @EliteSurvive
    @EliteSurvive Před 4 lety +846

    I mean, I don't know how you're supposed to eat an entire country but go off.

    • @Eyerleth
      @Eyerleth Před 3 lety +136

      If you're really hungary...

    • @leechyfruit4464
      @leechyfruit4464 Před 3 lety +85

      @@Eyerleth Just make sure you have nice china

    • @Eyerleth
      @Eyerleth Před 3 lety +89

      Yes, and make a nice gravy from the greece.

    • @Robbmann67
      @Robbmann67 Před 3 lety +62

      Yes oh yes, the turkey discourse Isreal

    • @shivammeet
      @shivammeet Před 3 lety +14

      My god this is the funniest comment reply thread ever XD

  • @xhimixhimi7610
    @xhimixhimi7610 Před 3 lety +783

    This is why i season my turkey’s food when its alive, and force it to drink two gallons of turkey stock a day so it will be juicy, man its amazing.

  • @henriksoukka8105
    @henriksoukka8105 Před rokem

    Your gravy looks really good!

  • @sunshinesmiles5386
    @sunshinesmiles5386 Před rokem +5

    My new favorite way to do turkey (although yes, takes considerable effort) is to spatchcock the turkey, dry brine it for a day or two with herbed salt, rub the turkey down UNDER the skin with a herbed butter, and bake. Since I need two pans anyway to fit all the parts, you can separate the dark and white meats and cook one a little longer. Makes for a beautifully crispy skin and very tender inside. The leftover spine and bits from taking it apart make a lovely stock for gravy

  • @user-vk9kx5nh3j
    @user-vk9kx5nh3j Před 4 lety +555

    Adam "I've got pretty good grip strength" Ragusea

  • @bprivate756
    @bprivate756 Před 3 lety +942

    If his analogy is accurate, I think we all need to taste this man's gravy.

  • @janetmackinnon3411
    @janetmackinnon3411 Před rokem

    How delicately expressed!

  • @zechariahkendallgreen7657
    @zechariahkendallgreen7657 Před 6 měsíci

    So glad I subbed!

  • @zinuios9124
    @zinuios9124 Před 4 lety +2576

    why i season myself, cook myself and put gravy on myself, i am the turkey.
    OMG 2.3k LIKES!!

    • @IndianBrah
      @IndianBrah Před 4 lety +68

      the seasoning will decide your fate

    • @zinuios9124
      @zinuios9124 Před 4 lety +3

      Anang hahhaah

    • @zzclockz
      @zzclockz Před 4 lety +4

      I laughed really loud, thank you man i really needed it :D

    • @zinuios9124
      @zinuios9124 Před 4 lety

      Efe Dinçer no problem sir, im always here.

    • @stints
      @stints Před 4 lety +1

      kakacadoo

  • @HJ-tz8or
    @HJ-tz8or Před 4 lety +862

    “I will never season the actual food.”

  • @SparklingTits
    @SparklingTits Před 2 lety +8

    My great grandmother always just covered the bird in a coating of mayo and it always turned out good heck thats how I do it myself now and the first Thanksgiving I hosted for my wife's family they actually seemed to like it

    • @CourtneySchwartz
      @CourtneySchwartz Před rokem

      Mayo is also excellent for the turkey sandwiches we make from leftovers the day after. No gravy needed.

    • @joshuaperry4112
      @joshuaperry4112 Před rokem

      Any fat on the skin helps; mayo is an underutilized item.

    • @watcherwlc53
      @watcherwlc53 Před rokem

      Butter or Crisco

  • @ivonav3751
    @ivonav3751 Před 2 lety +5

    The past couple of Thanksgivings I've just been doing sous vide turkey thighs which get cured for a few days ahead of time in minced onion with salt/seasonings. No one in our typical Thanksgiving group really cares for white meat, so I decided there was no point in doing whole turkeys. The thighs come out amazing, but the drippings are way too sweet and oniony to serve as base for a gravy. But even back when I was doing whole turkeys, I would generally make gravy ahead of time by roasting turkey necks and/or wings then making a stock which I could cook down to a couple of cups of pure flavor. Even though the sous vide thighs come out really moist and almost tasting as though there is already gravy on them. extra gravy for the mashed potatoes and the stuffing is a necessity!

    • @aaronhoyes1781
      @aaronhoyes1781 Před rokem

      Yes! Gravy! More gravy! All things get gravy! 🍗🍖🍞🥔🦫

  • @citfosila
    @citfosila Před 4 lety +205

    Nah, I season my gun before hunting the turkey.

    • @OatmealGrillBlazer
      @OatmealGrillBlazer Před 4 lety +7

      lol you season your gun noob I season my hunting rifle then season my cookware before I cook it

    • @jarvis6820
      @jarvis6820 Před 4 lety +4

      Noob, I season the dirt before getting the gun to hunt the turkey.

    • @unkvan-theunknown2403
      @unkvan-theunknown2403 Před 4 lety +4

      You fools, you season your bullets first then the gun.

    • @jarvis6820
      @jarvis6820 Před 4 lety +4

      Now I season the Turkeys womb so that way the baby Turkey comes out seasoned, then I season my bullets and gun.

    • @acatfrompoland5230
      @acatfrompoland5230 Před 4 lety

      Season the bullets idiot

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic Před 3 lety +1951

    "Stop trying to make turkey taste good!"
    You're right. Armenia tastes better.

  • @jack-wilder
    @jack-wilder Před 5 měsíci

    Thanks Adam, I won't be deep frying or brining my turkey ever again. It is a major pain and I honestly couldn't tell the difference. The gravy is where it's at.

  • @3_up_moon
    @3_up_moon Před rokem +8

    I use the bags. Nothing fancy, just DONT OVERCOOK THE BIRD.
    Tastes great. I had never made a Turkey before and my MIL came for Thanksgiving. Instead of making all kinds of preparations (a shock to her), I just put it in a bag and she said it was the best turkey she had ever had.

  • @Mu_cubed
    @Mu_cubed Před 4 lety +398

    Did- did he just compare gravy to foreplay?

    • @rory2365
      @rory2365 Před 4 lety +29

      KING.

    • @TheRedCap30
      @TheRedCap30 Před 4 lety +17

      As far as I'm concerned they mean the same thing.

    • @Mossfaerie
      @Mossfaerie Před 4 lety +3

      I think he compared it to lube.

    • @huuuuuuuu175
      @huuuuuuuu175 Před 4 lety +78

      i think he compared it to clitoral stimulation but ok

    • @thewindgamer2607
      @thewindgamer2607 Před 4 lety +6

      I thought he compared it to achieving... um, the “peak” without the help of suppositories

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities Před 4 lety +198

    Personally when hunting for turkey, I'd season the pellets in the shell to make sure the flavor penetrates the turkey

    • @timber6059
      @timber6059 Před 4 lety +3

      @@yxnggod9444 wtf

    • @xyzsame4081
      @xyzsame4081 Před 3 lety

      Be sure NOT to use lead ammunition though !

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 Před 2 lety

      Only a noob would do that. You want to load the shells with pure organic pink Himalayan rock salt.

  • @lindcynelson171
    @lindcynelson171 Před rokem

    i love you adam!

  • @chisman21
    @chisman21 Před 5 měsíci

    Was not expecting that part at the end 😂

  • @spinach5995
    @spinach5995 Před 4 lety +649

    I season my turkey while it's alive and make a gravy out of its feathers.

  • @kokujin8
    @kokujin8 Před 4 lety +289

    Two takeaways:
    • This speaks of passion for the craft which makes me an avid subscriber
    • BONESAW IS REAAADYYY!

    • @EPlCBLUE
      @EPlCBLUE Před 4 lety +6

      Terrance Bernard that’s a cute comment. Did you husband give it to you?

    • @train123z
      @train123z Před 4 lety +8

      You'll get your bonesaw when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!

    • @Dirtnap1986
      @Dirtnap1986 Před 4 lety +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 Randy Savage from Spiderman!!! "I GOT 3 SECONDS OF PLAYTIME "

    • @136jab
      @136jab Před 4 lety

      Saudi Arabia would like to know your location

    • @randomt800kiddo2
      @randomt800kiddo2 Před 4 lety +4

      I GOT YOU FOR 3 MINUTES! 3 MINUTES OF FUN TIME!

  • @cc_tw
    @cc_tw Před rokem +69

    I brined a relatively small turkey and it came out phenomenal. My mom uses Asian flavors and a turkey bag, and it does come out pretty juicy; we don't make gravy.
    Also I actually really enjoy turkey after it's been cooked (baked) and refrigerated, as well as cooked, refrigerated and microwaved! The microwave effect somehow tightens the meat in a way that it has a really nice chew, while making the juices flow out...

  • @scottwilkins
    @scottwilkins Před 2 lety

    Not sure where you get your turkeys Adam, but the ones I cook are amazing.

  • @wm-fm1ts
    @wm-fm1ts Před 3 lety +583

    "A modern factory farmed turkey breed just doesn't taste like very much." Oh, so true. The best turkey I ever made was the most expensive bird I've ever bought, from a local farm. A heritage breed free ranged on grass, that I just cooked normally, with stuffing inside, nothing fancy, and it was the most moist and delicious turkey without needing any gravy.
    But... It was a very expensive bird!

    • @bigchum3984
      @bigchum3984 Před 2 lety +3

      Price of normal CS this fancy bird?

    • @lolsmol
      @lolsmol Před 2 lety +77

      The best chicken I've ever had was when I went to Mexico to see my grandparents. They had chickens free ranged throughout the ranch. When she asked me what I wanted for dinner, I said chicken soup. She killed one (which I was not expecting) and dumped it in a pot with well water and some salt. That's it. And to this day, no chicken has ever been able to match that flavor.

    • @Cmallon81
      @Cmallon81 Před 2 lety +7

      My sister pays a lot of money for a local turkey; it tastes disgusting.

    • @whateverchannel22
      @whateverchannel22 Před 2 lety +3

      I enjoy wild turkey (the fowl, not the spirit). It's rich and smokey.

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 Před 2 lety

      Here's the thing... you could just cook a regular turkey plainly.

  • @raskov75
    @raskov75 Před 4 lety +417

    Directions unclear. My turkey is preggers and my wife.....well she's not happy. Please advise.

    • @elizabethsetlow862
      @elizabethsetlow862 Před 3 lety +16

      Did you try spatchcocking her?

    • @rosaunolalintino
      @rosaunolalintino Před 3 lety

      How's the pregnancy coming along?

    • @raskov75
      @raskov75 Před 3 lety +10

      Rosauno Lalintino there were some hard feelings and a couple of court proceedings but everyone’ seems to have fallen into a new normal, more or less. 2020, amirite?

    • @rosaunolalintino
      @rosaunolalintino Před 3 lety +1

      @@raskov75 Yeah for 2020 that sound about right.

    • @StephanieMorelli
      @StephanieMorelli Před 3 lety +4

      This whole chain made me LOL.😆

  • @SomeoneNews
    @SomeoneNews Před 7 měsíci

    2:53 as someone who hates the taste of gravy this video was actually pretty useful in ways I can get around the wetness issue without gravy

  • @tpharris23
    @tpharris23 Před rokem

    We spatchcock our turkey every year and it is always super moist and flavorful. We also make our gravy with the neck and backbone so we still get a very nice gravy.

  • @coopxer
    @coopxer Před 4 lety +426

    That analogy kinda got me hot for Ragusea, sorry to the Mrs.

    • @erilassila409
      @erilassila409 Před 4 lety +52

      I'm a guy, and even I've been "hot" for him for ages. I can assure you you're not the only one.

    • @verisym
      @verisym Před 4 lety +99

      @@erilassila409 no you're just gay lmao

    • @smowl2679
      @smowl2679 Před 4 lety +36

      I thought I was 100% ace, Ragusea turned that into a 99%

    • @erilassila409
      @erilassila409 Před 4 lety +40

      @Zach Arbogast yes, and? Take your homophobia elsewhere please, let's keep the comment section of this awesome cooking channel nice and wholesome.

    • @greenchenille
      @greenchenille Před 4 lety

      Same

  • @drinkyourwater1039
    @drinkyourwater1039 Před 3 lety +307

    Me a brazillian who doesn't even celebrate thanksgiving and never have eaten a turkey in life: *Interesting*

    • @OmniversalInsect
      @OmniversalInsect Před 3 lety +6

      tbh it just tastes like a slightly weirder chicken

    • @kenoocampo3833
      @kenoocampo3833 Před 3 lety +2

      @@OmniversalInsect which do you think is better?

    • @pinakicalderon3657
      @pinakicalderon3657 Před 3 lety +1

      Ohh latam here, what do you guys usually eat on Christmas? :0

    • @drinkyourwater1039
      @drinkyourwater1039 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pinakicalderon3657
      We eat a whole stuffed chicken and many other typical brazillian dishes

    • @aramondehasashi3324
      @aramondehasashi3324 Před 3 lety +2

      @@pinakicalderon3657 Many people eat Ham on Christmas.

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3hu Před rokem

    the Macomb reed turkey recipe is stunning and no one wanted gravy though i tried to offer it 2 years in a row
    although the brine is the key

  • @finchi55
    @finchi55 Před rokem

    My mom likes to take a packet of hidden valley buttermilk ranch mix and season our turkeys that way, adds some flavor, but typically smothering that meat with some gravy and potatoes

  • @shadyg1816
    @shadyg1816 Před 4 lety +329

    Why I season Thanksgiving, not my turkey.

  • @averylfong4843
    @averylfong4843 Před 4 lety +151

    And that's why I really liked when Bon Appetit embarked on their 'Making Perfect' Thanksgiving series, and they did the smartest thing they could - make the turkey and gravy SEPARATELY.
    Of course, more 'extra' than making it all in one go, but to make something both achievable for a home cook AND 'perfect' I think does call for a bit more love/attention.
    They figured out that dry brine was the way to go, so people wouldn't have to deal with wet brine and storing it. Wet brine also water-logs the turkey so you'd need more time/heat to dry it + render the skin.
    They figured out that while frying turkey results in a delicious, moist bird, it's WAY too unreasonable an option for most home cooks.
    And they also tasked different teams to create the turkey and gravy separately. So the gravy would be made with a homemade stock and separate turkey pieces (a few legs, etc) + aromatics/veg browned FOR the fond, and not as a side note.
    The REAL turkey was dry brined and separated into parts/white and dark meat, so it would both cook quicker and retain its juiciness.
    A really cool series and definitely worth a watch :)

    • @MusicIsLifeMD
      @MusicIsLifeMD Před 4 lety +7

      I'm totally trying the Making Perfect dry brine this year. And going to try to get a free-range bird, but that might not be feasible :/

    • @BulletproofSPG
      @BulletproofSPG Před 4 lety +1

      Jacob Burton on Stella culinary does a similar method where he also ladles boiling water over the skin to increase the crispiness before it's salt brined. And personally I just use the wingtips, the neck, the giblets and drippings to make stock and then eventually gravy in plenty of quantity

    • @averylfong4843
      @averylfong4843 Před 4 lety +2

      @@llamzrt Agreed! And I think they mainly did the 'crazier' options just to eliminate possibilities/make sure there wasn't something they could accidentally stumble upon that was better.
      Like the fried rice stuffing, crunchy-creamy mashed potatoes or the sumac cranberries. Totally unexpected but presumably, strangely good.
      It's their job as recipe makers to at least give it a shot!

    • @mariachristina97
      @mariachristina97 Před 4 lety

      I did that last year and it turned out so well! It took less time to cook and it was so much easier to cut and serve after cooking. The meat itself did end up a little too salty because it was a butterball turkey that already had some sort of brine. This year I'm using a herritage bird, but definitely still doing the dry brine, making gravy and stock with the carcass and giblets, and cooking the parts separately.

  • @niaru5850
    @niaru5850 Před 2 lety

    I did not expect that analogy at the end xD

  • @zappbrannigan83
    @zappbrannigan83 Před 5 měsíci

    I convinced my dad to have a small turkey and BBQ ribs and bacon wrapped shrimp for Thanksgiving. Best holiday ever.

  • @kurumi394
    @kurumi394 Před 4 lety +136

    1:20 This is exactly why I got kicked out of the house at age 19, my drunk ass thought helping my mum out by marinating the turkeys in the bathtub was a good idea

  • @melodybrohinsky7242
    @melodybrohinsky7242 Před 4 lety +205

    I never thought “bilaterally” could turn into bedroom talk. Well done!

  • @kimbenoit1976
    @kimbenoit1976 Před rokem

    There is a certain Cajun food restaurant that takes orders for fabulous, pre-cooked turkey with a secret blend of spices. It only needs re-warming and the gravy is phenomenal!

  • @florianreuter8178
    @florianreuter8178 Před 2 lety

    This man loves his gravy and im respecting that.

  • @channermlg
    @channermlg Před 4 lety +186

    Damn my boy Adam uses EVERY method in his advertiser friendly love making 😉😏

    • @rycolligan
      @rycolligan Před 4 lety +15

      Adam's lovemaking is all about monetization.

  • @xander1052
    @xander1052 Před 3 lety +844

    My family's solution: A chicken. Most of the family doesn't eat meat anyway and we aren't having two gravies as that's kinda silly.

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic Před 3 lety +22

      My family does a turkey gravy and a ham gravy. This last Thanksgiving was the first time I saw anyone put gravy on their meat and not just on their potatoes.

    • @WolfeWrangle
      @WolfeWrangle Před 3 lety +12

      @@RoninCatholic I've never eaten turkey with any gravy. My mom just knows how to cook it and not dry it out. I always thought turkey was just supposed to taste good/normal, but when I started using the internet and getting into popular food content, found out that most people struggle to make good/moist turkey.

    • @loganiushere
      @loganiushere Před 3 lety +11

      @@WolfeWrangle Making the turkey taste good on its own is no excuse not to make gravy though.
      Gravy is God.

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic Před 3 lety +4

      @@WolfeWrangle I've never been fond of turkey in the first place, even when done well, but I also don't think I saw anyone in my immediate family ever put gravy on their turkey either because it's not like we cook it super dry on Thanksgiving, Christmas, or Easter.

    • @GreasyGary
      @GreasyGary Před 3 lety +1

      @@RoninCatholic people talk about gravy as if it's a cult

  • @matermangros
    @matermangros Před 2 lety

    I like to go straight to turkey hash and turkey samiches...
    Mama's turkey hash receipt is awesome!

  • @mugensamurai
    @mugensamurai Před 2 lety +20

    2 years later. Make turkey taste good by breaking it down, salting it, and roasting it quick. Also make a 18 hour turkey bone stock demi glaze sauce to go with it.

  • @madting9272
    @madting9272 Před 4 lety +94

    Chef Innuendo Tierlist
    S: Ainsley 'Give your meat a good old rub' Harriot
    A: Gordon 'Look at that beautiful breast' Ramsay
    ?: 'I AM ABOUT TO DRAW AN ANALOGY BETWEEN THE LOVEMAKING AND CULINARY ARTS'

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Před 3 lety

      Food is so much better than sex though, the compounds released with saliva are 6 times as effective as normal opioids.

  • @nigaiyuki
    @nigaiyuki Před 3 lety +214

    My godmother taught me to place the turkey breast-side down in the roasting pan and flip it for the last 15-20min of cooking to give that side of the skin a chance to crisp up. You still get great drippings in the pan for gravy, but you also avoid drying out the breast meat. It helps that her stuffing suggestion is a mix of sliced apples and sliced shallots, which adds flavor and extra moisture.

    • @patricklinford689
      @patricklinford689 Před 3 lety +4

      Wait do people not normally flip the turkey?

    • @nigaiyuki
      @nigaiyuki Před 3 lety +19

      @@patricklinford689 I don't think it's as common as it should be, since the main complaint I hear about turkey is how dry the breast meat tastes.

    • @TheJokesterSCR
      @TheJokesterSCR Před 3 lety +9

      @@nigaiyuki It's not necessary to flip. First, spread plenty of butter between the skin and breasts (under the skin), then cover the breasts with strips of bacon. Just make sure to mix olive oil with the butter to protect it from burning. Actually, just follow the recipe for Gordon Ramsay's Christmas turkey. I've done it 7 times. No flipping. No brining. No unnecessary steps. Very straight forward and you will end up with a super delicious flavor and it will be the most juicy turkey you'll ever have. It's a really easy recipe, just follow the video on youtube.

    • @nigaiyuki
      @nigaiyuki Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheJokesterSCR That probably works like a charm, but I'm lazy. I've got enough on my proverbial plate making all the other dishes to spend more than 20min setting up the turkey. X) If you are using a rack you don't need to flip it until you're setting it up for pictures, and if you use a roasting bag flipping is easy. Like I said though, I'm lazy. I'm a line cook for a living, so doing extra effort for prettiness is only for paid work, LOL. My invitees don't care, else they aren't invited next time. *knowing wink*

    • @wschippr1
      @wschippr1 Před 3 lety

      @@nigaiyuki
      I mean you could get it ready the night before...

  • @juxyper
    @juxyper Před 2 lety +1

    wow adam didn't expect you to talk about the metaphorical birds also

  • @Anonymized-name
    @Anonymized-name Před 2 lety +4

    I pretty much agree with everything you said but let me just tell this little anecdote: last year my father brined and then smoked the turkey. Hands down best turkey I've ever had, gravy or no.

  • @cata112233
    @cata112233 Před 4 lety +201

    I will never stop trying to make Turkey taste good

  • @60CycleHumcast
    @60CycleHumcast Před 4 lety +120

    I think most people are overcooking their turkeys. Mine is always done at least 25% faster than online instructions would recommend.

    • @tonythebologna4790
      @tonythebologna4790 Před 4 lety +5

      Didn't expect to see you here

    • @Erectoralporicy
      @Erectoralporicy Před 4 lety +5

      one of the best investments ive ever made kitchen wise is an oven/grill safe thermometer. i have a weber one that pairs with my phone via bluetooth so i can track the temperature in realtime. it also sends an alert once youre close to your target temp as well as once its been reached. i usually take my turkey out about 5 degrees before target temp and allow it to rest for 20 mins or so. then it usually gets up and extra 10 degrees or so

    • @philllllllll
      @philllllllll Před 4 lety

      @@Erectoralporicy link or advise on where to find one like yours?

    • @Erectoralporicy
      @Erectoralporicy Před 4 lety

      Flying Toaster you'll find tons online just google "bluetooth meat thermometer". I specifically use Weber iGrill 2, but there are tons of thermoms similar to it on the market. really comes down to what you're willing to pay, and looking at reviews to decide whether or not it sounds right for you. I know the weber thermom i have has some negative reviews due to some people finding issues with connectivity, not liking how the app works etc. never had these problems myself. if you lose connection with the probe, you can just reopen the app, select the probe, press "start grilling" and it'll restart tracking the temp.

    • @Random909
      @Random909 Před 3 lety

      @@tonythebologna4790 yeah he's a guitar youtuber funnily enough is saw Adam ragusea comment on a fender video

  • @cst4129
    @cst4129 Před rokem

    My mom brought a smoked turkey last year and it really tasted good. First turkey I've every had that tasted good

  • @chadreese9501
    @chadreese9501 Před rokem

    My buddy spatchcocked a turkey not too long ago using some old kitchen knife of mine. He made it look easy!

  • @Mossy5150
    @Mossy5150 Před 3 lety +56

    "Bilateral mission accomplishment"
    Ooh, how romantic 🥰

  • @sam2rost
    @sam2rost Před 4 lety +620

    Why I season my vibrator, not my girlfriend

    • @himynameisfeli
      @himynameisfeli Před 4 lety +73

      Your vibrator, or your girlfriend's vibrator? Follow up, do you share the vibrator?

    • @MikeR65
      @MikeR65 Před 4 lety +9

      himynameisfeli oops he let it slip!!

    • @tarekdjf
      @tarekdjf Před 4 lety +8

      WTF did I just read !🙃

    • @omarnreaper
      @omarnreaper Před 4 lety +6

      @@himynameisfeli It's a double header.

    • @himynameisfeli
      @himynameisfeli Před 4 lety +5

      @@omarnreaper"ass to ass" a la requiem for a dream

  • @pangeaforever
    @pangeaforever Před 2 lety

    I was totally lost in that final analogy and now I dont know how much gravy to use in the bedroom

  • @pkre707
    @pkre707 Před 4 měsíci

    I’m a proponent of forgoing turkey all together. Since my family switched to prime rib for thanksgiving, I actually look forward to the meal.