Computer Science Majors DON'T Be Like
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Being a Computer Science student is so easy. My code always works, finding an internship requires no effort, and I get lots of sleep. Said no CS major ever.
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can you tell me how to get a job at google. i got rejected 20 times
â@@masternobody1896 me too- i am def not the person to ask đ
@@nicholast Is redis better than postgres?
Hello Nicolas T. are you an Asian ? Do you plan on becoming a Tech Lead, knowing the pervasive truth behind that question.
I totally forgot that stack overflow is also a runtime error and not just a website that's single-handedly carrying the entire tech industry
Same, took me several seconds to get it
I donât even think of it until I read your commentsâŠ
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Bruuuuuh i just realized after reading this...
these days it's the GPT
"That documentation was super helpful and had the exact thing I was looking for"
this is a good one
"I understood what the documentation means."
Honestly the c# documentation is kinda like that, not too bad at all
"This algorithms class is so easy..." There was always some gigadork in class that said that.
Must be the guy from my last video
Yeah, that class sucked
they're always the hardest but also probably some of the most interesting stuff (if you have time)
The most Hated class in the đ
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âStackOverflow, like the runtime error?â
killed me
hahahahaha
"There's a memory leak... where?" is my favorite. And also "my code covers all edge cases... and corner cases, too" LMAO
flex tape can fix any leak
"I'm really glad I took that OS class. It's really helping me center this div."
YUP
Jokes aside I really loved my operating systems and computer architecture classes.
@@mortred4144 same
This line killed me, I'm dead now.
Absolutely lost it at the deodorant part.. 10/10. Also, âI should check the official documentationâ LOL.
I don't get the deoderant one. isn't the joke supposed to be that cs majors have poor hygiene? so in a video about what CS majors DONT do, it should be "i know what deodorant is".... right???
@@weaponkid1121 the way i interpreted is instead of showering they just use deos which is pretty bad hygiene
@@balazsh2 but that cant be it because then they'd still know what deodorant is
Holy shit. This guy was sponsored by redis â ïž. Thatâs huge. Get that bag bro
âIâd love to fix a printerâ and âYeah I can hack your friendâs phone for youâ big time underrated people really think weâre more like computer wizards
yes we can probably do those two things if we spend a bunch of time on it, but I'm already pulling multiple all-nighters.
@@ungrave5231 like yeah we can, but it undervalues our skills,
like bringing in an engineer and asking him to stack bricks
"I think I have too many screens" really relatable
"I understand this code I wrote a week ago" hit a lil too hard
couldn't help but literally laughing out loud when he said "Imposter syndrome? Never heard of it." This hurt me lol. Also the social skills part hit me hard
"We're using raspberry pi for the lab, good thing I didn't eat the lunch yet"
LMAO
"My favourite programming language is HTML"
I laughed like hell đđđ
hahahahaahahahahaha
đthis is why, is work on first try!
Imagine going into a technical interview, the interviewer asks your preferred coding language, and you say HTML.
Specifically, HTML4.
@@odd1ty612 if so...
and CSS, specifically CSS2
Its my favorite as well :|
C++ was my first coding language. Itâs the only thing my college teaches for the first two years. Iâve bailed on comp sci as a job because it destroyed my confidence so thoroughly
C is unironically my favorite language. Yeah it sucks if you're trying to do Java stuff with it, but the fact that it's so simple to manipulate memory lets you do some crazy stuff with Raspberry Pi.
@Tyler c++ is my favorite langauge. Iâve done python, and dabbled in Java, and by far memory management is better. Maybe not for prototyping though.
@Tyler for a job, Python is good. But as a hobbyist, I donât really care if it just makes my job easier, because my job is to learn and do stupidity. Iâm still very new to the language, about three months, but Iâm learning quite fast. Once i figure out how to install a library in vs (itâs fun developing a game without any libraries) I can start doing the wacky stuff. Thinking of coding an arduino robot to follow me around, itâd be cute and I could give it to my gf.
Buffer Overlows go brrrr
@@Uvuv6969 iâve done some java, python, and c++ but iâm not so sure which one i should commit to doing
if ur still learning, I would recommend learning c++, then java, then python as C++ u can do a lot and C++ and java are the languages that most colleges use at least at this time @@justin4347
"Just a little refractor... and it still works!" had me dying
Sums up my experience as a college CS student perfectly.
i am sharing this with my CS teacher , this is going to be fun lol
Pls update us on how they reacted
@@nicholast And he was never heard again......
âLuckily I started this assignment right when it came outâ damn that one HURT
I'm a newbie to programming and all. And this channel only makes it more interesting and motivating for me in someway. Love this guy
Your videos are getting me through my degree.. keep up the hilarious content!
that the quicksort algorithm is indeed... quick xD
By INDUCTION
Thank you for making this video, I honestly feel reassured after watching
Proof by induction got me laughing my ass off!!
Love your content â€ïž gives me a reason to keep going đđ
That Redis sponsor spot transition was smooth as heck! Oh, the rest of the video was pretty good too. đ
Yo I can't even finish this video in one go, it hurts too much. "I'm sure my classes are preparing me well enough" ruined my whole day. 10/10 keep up the good work.
I absolutely love the way you do ads; it is amazing and entertaining, amazertaining.
OMG that quicksort bit had me in tears! Great video!
"the other day at work, I had to prove by induction, that the quick sort algorithm was indeed... Quick" đ€Łđđ€Łđđ€Ł
Holy shit some of these hit soooo hard lmao. This was an awesome video!!
My first discrete math class was at 8 AM and I went to every single one! Just like you in the video loving discrete math!
Wow, just yesterday I checked on your channel to see if you had uploaded anything recently, and now you uploaded today!
are you reading my mind??
Haha love how the in video ad had the txt as Fast PLUS Cost MINUS Effective
love the content man
keep it up !
Your videos never failed me to make me laugh, thanks!
and most importantly: "hey want to go on a date?"
âSorry I canât leetcode today I have a date tonightâ
@@nicholast yessirrr
"Turns out I misspelled a variable names, only took a few minutes to figure out..."
Oh boy... I spent over 3 paid working days to find out I used a lower case 'p' instead of a capital 'P' for a function call. This hurts me...
When you said "every class should be done in assembly" I died inside, I actually liked assembly and felt that the Jump command was intuitive..
I borderline passed the subject. I went there with full confidence ( because it was an electrical engineering class and i did code before), I came out depressed and second guessing myself. Lol
Yesss, assembly was actually super rewarding to get something working in! We had one project to minimize the clock cycles a certain assembly program had to run in and it was actually super fun to think through
BANGER
Great work (as always!)
i totally followed through that tutorial, understood the code and it worked on the first try
âIâm telling you, every class should be done in Assemblyâ Your wrong for that one Nick. Alright back to my assembly lab nowâŠ
they gave us a lab project to make a candy crush game in assembly:_-)
@@iAhmed-xi8ci theyâre wrong for that. Iâd tell them to F off honestly
I dunno. As a subpar programmer, I definitely gravitated toward assembly when I used it and away from Python which I actually learned after C and Java. Assembly was so specific. The rules were clear. You just had to figure out how to configure the small number of pieces to build what you wanted. Python feels so ambiguous and thereâs always this nagging concern that youâre doing something the wrong way or that thereâs a function out there that you just havenât been exposed to an it makes everything you made look ridiculous. Iâve used Python more than any other language and I feel like i know basically nothing about it. It doesnât help that staying up to date on new and updated libraries and modules is incredibly boring, especially if you ever have to get into implementation details. Granted assembly is obviously too low level to do anything really interesting by actually writing in it, but I always felt really comfortable in assembly. It was just a chill puzzle game.
@@g33xzi11a it is precisely why assembly is actually taught ... To develop student's understanding of precise memory management on most basic level
@@austinwilwayco yup it was a tough grind but helped us a lot in understanding better
i lost it at : "I never have problems coming up with variable names"
so true :D very funny video
always look forward to ur vidss
Lost my shit at the quicksort one. Great video man
"I'd love to fix your printer" Got me so hard đ€Ł
I loved the "I had to prove by induction that the quicksort algorithm is indeed quick." I'm currently in DMII rn and am feeling this pain no doubt.
Love these videos :)
languages that every beginner should learn: C++, Fortran, cobalt, and assembly
yeah assembly is good for beginner to understand actually
@@nilen ..until it segfaults because you're not telling the kernel to clean up the stack before your return call
Fortran and Cobalt, really? It's 2022. For the CS course I would choose C, x86 ASM, Python for fundamentals, later C++ & Haskell. Maybe also Rust, Go or JavaScript.
Python is apparently like most popular language lol I remember learning java back in uni it's useful especially if you're building android apps is it a good beginner friendly language? Sure...why not?
"luckily I started this assignment right when it came out" fucking gold lol
Always good to hear that I wasn't alone, and that everybody was thinking the same thing
Great content. A new subscriber from Morocco.
When you said âI only misspelled the variable it only took my a couple of minutes not 3 hoursâ đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
"What? There's no light theme?" my favorite part
This video was so good that I actually watched te entire add at the end
This is amazing!
â I shouldnât add c++ on my resume, I only used it for one classâ đđ
Whenever i look at my cv and look at c++. It always cracks me upđ
Omg , redis even sponsors people , thats awesome , and you know what's even more awesome , this video :D
Youâre awesome
"All classes should be taught in Assembly", this is too good!
Haha, great content bro
Ah, I see you finally posted. Missed you bro
Loved thisđ
great job, this was really funny
That variable name really hits home
So excited to see what's here đ€
Having completed my last 3 courseworks 15 minutes before they were due pulling all nighters to do them I relate to this video way too much...
The memory leak one got me đ
The one tutorial video bit got me
Perfect summary video of don't
"I should go take my daily shower"
RIPPP Nicholas did you really have to do that đ
The assembly part, holy shit never thought I'd laugh that hard
You seem like a humber, yet still smart (I bet), CZcams coder, so I'mma subscribe! And funny too lol
The quick sort one had me DYING đ€Ł
Too relatable xD
The professor for my intro to programming class freshman year gave us a 15 page style guide handout the first dayâŠâŠ the class was in c++
Ow
That's a rough language to start in.
Especially if they weren't using 11 haha.
my intro to programming class was in C, iâve no idea how i managed to pass that shit đ
Hahaha this was hilarious thank you.
My community college does teach c++ in the intro class. I was not aware how weird that was until I dropped out lol
"every class should be run in assembly" as someone who just got done with an assembly course, I still have no idea how to program in assembly let alone read it.
Nailed it!
This is so true hurts on a spiritual level
I really like your videos đ
i love how im literally learning c++ as a first language in my university lmao
Just shared this on slack with my CS 428 ("real-world software engineering") class.
Thatâs one smooth transition
wait, that's crazy because they DO teach c++ at my college mainly, it's the first language you're introduced to and it's used in pretty much every cs class. Also, 3:10 lmaoooo
Same here. Every class is c++
Mine taught us java first but they just started to teach python instead
Im not CS but I am DS at Cal, this one really hit home lol
I love how he threw in the adđ„đâ€ïž
This was great
1:01 XD, that was damn accurate đ€Ł
oh no, they dont have light theme for this, ahh now I have to use dark one...
lol I got an ad for Redis right before the video too
redis is awesome indeed!
boutta use this and go to all the cs people i know to mock them now thx
Quality loved it
The discrete math to prove by induction killed me
This hit me where it hurt
"My linkedin feed is great for my mental health" oh boy that one hit a little too hard
3:15 Is that a speedcubing reference? :D