Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up

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  • čas přidán 7. 04. 2017
  • Joe Rogan and Greg Fitzsimmons tell funny stories from when they were growing up.
    Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #941.
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  • @paperplate228
    @paperplate228 Před 5 lety +4665

    “My FIRST domestic abuse charge”

    • @Poopmyjorts
      @Poopmyjorts Před 4 lety +119

      4Globe4 it’s implying that he has had more after

    • @Matt70
      @Matt70 Před 4 lety +16

      4:38

    • @dreww8941
      @dreww8941 Před 4 lety +72

      Probably a joke.. hopefully lol

    • @captainredclaw5864
      @captainredclaw5864 Před 4 lety +27

      I punched a girl a couple times when i was a kid when ever she mouthed off she would get a punch. Never saw it comeing

    • @Phenom98
      @Phenom98 Před 4 lety +4

      @@4globe415 That's okay. Some people are just 'special'!

  • @Vberar
    @Vberar Před 5 lety +1784

    my dog died in front of me , it was a sad shit :( , Jamie pull up a picture of a dead dog..

  • @cameronmacdonald5768
    @cameronmacdonald5768 Před 5 lety +6893

    Joe ‘kills the vibe with a dead-dog story’ Rogan

    • @AM-kr1pc
      @AM-kr1pc Před 5 lety +278

      Lmao right? It was all laughs and then suddenly :(

    • @zanderkrantz4780
      @zanderkrantz4780 Před 4 lety +147

      I don’t know if he absolutely killed the vibe it’s sad. But I think it’s great to here the back story of Joe Rogan. This is one of his more interesting videos in my opinion.

    • @Monsterwoah
      @Monsterwoah Před 4 lety +55

      I was laughing

    • @jamesking2439
      @jamesking2439 Před 4 lety +44

      @@Monsterwoah Hence the name.

    • @bighecrc4life922
      @bighecrc4life922 Před 4 lety +78

      That dead dog segway came out of nowhere 😂😂 just like the car that killed his dog 😂😂😂

  • @ADTR202
    @ADTR202 Před 4 lety +3665

    "Joe Rogan tells funny stories from growing up"
    *includes clip of joe talking about his dog getting hit by a car and dying on the spot after he carried it back into the house and shit itself in the kitchen*
    Perfect, exactly what i was looking for.

    • @ruchban
      @ruchban Před 4 lety +2

      Moping Korea also l

    • @bynx3959
      @bynx3959 Před 4 lety +46

      That's actually really funny

    • @medic4838
      @medic4838 Před 4 lety +39

      @@bynx3959 You have a very dangerous sense of humour

    • @bynx3959
      @bynx3959 Před 4 lety +19

      Medic nah just funny

    • @medic4838
      @medic4838 Před 4 lety +21

      @@bynx3959 in no way was it funny. Nobody else found it funny. Which is why I said if you found it funny then you have a dangerous sense of humour.

  • @TakeshixStudios
    @TakeshixStudios Před 7 lety +4381

    "You ever had a friend try to insult you when girls were around" Yep

    • @ninjashit.415
      @ninjashit.415 Před 7 lety +136

      Snorlax lol poor little buddy snorlax

    • @ferndog681
      @ferndog681 Před 6 lety +147

      When they try to do that out them in their place in front of the girl

    • @CodysFavorites
      @CodysFavorites Před 6 lety +96

      Snorlax wtf I saw your pic and thought I'd left this comment lol

    • @mrg2176
      @mrg2176 Před 5 lety +7

      MyNamesCody 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

    • @alrxallen3551
      @alrxallen3551 Před 5 lety +4

      MyNamesCody lmfao

  • @chrisvaldez952
    @chrisvaldez952 Před 5 lety +4049

    Plot twist: that girl landed those punches effortlessly on Joe, consequently sending him down a lifelong path of martial arts

  • @mcgamer120games7
    @mcgamer120games7 Před 4 lety +675

    Greg: I accidentally beat up a girl who had a crush on me
    Joe: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +2

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mcha

    • @reptilian132
      @reptilian132 Před 2 lety

      same not that i did that but the looling

  • @EndChineseGenocide
    @EndChineseGenocide Před 4 lety +262

    Greg "I knocked her around a bit" Fitzsimmons

    • @MeatHusk
      @MeatHusk Před 4 lety +2

      Liam Featherstone-Gover beautiful comment

    • @ActionJackson669
      @ActionJackson669 Před 2 lety

      The pause before he said that made it gold 😂😂😂. Then right after, "and that was my first domestic abuse charge." Like paaauuuse, your FIRST domestic charge? How many more do you have bud? 😬😬👀

  • @shawnmcquate4178
    @shawnmcquate4178 Před 7 lety +7699

    This is how life should be, just too bald guys in a room talking.

    • @alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe
      @alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe Před 6 lety +327

      ....two

    • @Goltsbergthe2
      @Goltsbergthe2 Před 6 lety +127

      alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe no. Too.

    • @fuckeththou8925
      @fuckeththou8925 Před 6 lety +90

      Alien Intention what the fuck are toy here for then? Just to be a douchebag? Fuckin loser.

    • @scottc3549
      @scottc3549 Před 6 lety +98

      damn you must have loads of friends

    • @IntermittentStabbing
      @IntermittentStabbing Před 6 lety +50

      Someone hasn't been sucked off in a while. Prolly got all types of leaky foreskin action.

  • @rolln8ths
    @rolln8ths Před 6 lety +868

    “Tell me about her childhood” lmfao

  • @yourstepdadism
    @yourstepdadism Před 3 lety +114

    Joe: So you beat her ass and she liked you more?
    Greg: “Tell me about her fucking childhood”

  • @coleschimmoller2629
    @coleschimmoller2629 Před 4 lety +1748

    This guy was drinking 6 packs in seventh grade

  • @walkingw3348
    @walkingw3348 Před 6 lety +3135

    This went down a pretty depressing path

    • @jacobg2296
      @jacobg2296 Před 5 lety +15

      WalkingW Joe would shit his pants if I ever brought him ice fishing up where I live in Canada

    • @joemomma2629
      @joemomma2629 Před 5 lety +1

      Ikr lol

    • @Jambalayaorb
      @Jambalayaorb Před 5 lety +43

      Jesus Christ. This went from 0-100 real quick. I wanted to die more than usual at the end

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před 5 lety +27

      That dog story made me sad..

    • @rickythompson1402
      @rickythompson1402 Před 5 lety

      @@jacobg2296 just curious where in canada

  • @MrJacksonspencer
    @MrJacksonspencer Před 5 lety +474

    “Big plump Italian, that was my type”

  • @maximumenergy5925
    @maximumenergy5925 Před 4 lety +635

    The Nair was on his head for way to long

    • @oyvind-8557
      @oyvind-8557 Před 4 lety +2

      Hahahahhahahahhahah!

    • @ronaldoh80
      @ronaldoh80 Před 4 lety

      Maximum Energy some say he still has some on

    • @jaredb6418
      @jaredb6418 Před 3 lety +1

      Underrated comment

    • @_Hanus_
      @_Hanus_ Před 3 lety

      Lice has to build a bridge to relocate to the other side.

    • @ActionJackson669
      @ActionJackson669 Před 2 lety

      They got him fucked up 😅😂😅😂

  • @lanadelrey8547
    @lanadelrey8547 Před 4 lety +348

    Most people on Friday nights: *chill out with friends, have dinner, see a movie, ect*
    Me on Friday night: *binge watching joe Rogan clips*

  • @conspiraciesarejustgreatst2059

    "I knocked her around a little" best quote ever

    • @sidneyshaw1608
      @sidneyshaw1608 Před 5 lety +28

      LOL i'm glad someone else thought that was as funny as I did... I thought i was howling like a maniac over something mundane and stupid

    • @scumbagNATE
      @scumbagNATE Před 5 lety +3

      conspiracies are just great stories I lost my shit too, you could tell he was kinda proud about it.

    • @theo.g779
      @theo.g779 Před 4 lety

      What does he mean by that ?

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones Před 4 lety +3

      That had me in tears

    • @squatcurldeadlift7346
      @squatcurldeadlift7346 Před 3 lety +3

      @@theo.g779 that he punched her just a lil bit lol

  • @fmorrison999
    @fmorrison999 Před 7 lety +2178

    joe rogans dog dying is not a funny story if im being honest

    • @mellowhype5033
      @mellowhype5033 Před 7 lety +28

      Fraser Morrison that wasn't the story. Although It was sad context to put the story about his friend in order, to let us know he used to fight for anything as joe put.

    • @ExoticGamingGB
      @ExoticGamingGB Před 6 lety +60

      youve never had a dog then man shit was sad

    • @markeskenazi9376
      @markeskenazi9376 Před 6 lety +6

      that shit really had me on the verge of crying

    • @PunjabiProductions22
      @PunjabiProductions22 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah

    • @fkninmatt
      @fkninmatt Před 6 lety

      no ones

  • @stoneyardband
    @stoneyardband Před 5 lety +134

    Greg “lil plump Italian” Fitzsimmons

    • @jacemiddleton3053
      @jacemiddleton3053 Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂😂 that's my type, that's my type. Thick plumb girls that's my type

    • @LegKickLiamMMA
      @LegKickLiamMMA Před 3 lety +1

      I think you meant Lil Pump

    • @mattmroz2182
      @mattmroz2182 Před 3 lety

      @@LegKickLiamMMA Nah he's right. Did you even watch the video?

    • @LegKickLiamMMA
      @LegKickLiamMMA Před 3 lety

      @@mattmroz2182 It was a joke

  • @chasewilliams3128
    @chasewilliams3128 Před 4 lety +543

    13:05 think about the butterfly effect. If Hitler wasn’t bored one day and came up with the design of the Volkswagen Bug. Joe’s dog would of never died

    • @quotenspartaner149
      @quotenspartaner149 Před 4 lety +4

      What are you talking about lol

    • @ChasingInfinite
      @ChasingInfinite Před 4 lety +17

      Quotenspartaner he’s right tho. Go to google.com and look up ‘Volkswagen founder’

    • @quotenspartaner149
      @quotenspartaner149 Před 4 lety +47

      @@ChasingInfinite i know the nazis founded VW. But Hitler didnt come up with the design for the bug which is what the dude said.

    • @ChasingInfinite
      @ChasingInfinite Před 4 lety +6

      Quotenspartaner didn’t come up with it, but super duper pushed and loved it.

    • @chasewilliams3128
      @chasewilliams3128 Před 4 lety +36

      Okay fine “commissioned” lmao who gives a fuck y’all get the point

  • @petermcgill1559
    @petermcgill1559 Před 7 lety +523

    Hard to find words to say how much I liked listening to this. It was relevant, fascinating, revealing, funny and sad.

    • @jungleninja8415
      @jungleninja8415 Před 6 lety +7

      Peter McGill how the fuck is it relevant punching women , bullying gay black kid , dog dieing , nice to know you can relate , let me guess your bald also ?

    • @japonicaren
      @japonicaren Před 5 lety +15

      +Jungle Ninja
      Snowflake detected.
      Oh wait this comment was 6 months ago. Winter...

    • @PeerlessYT
      @PeerlessYT Před 5 lety +1

      @@jungleninja8415 hahahaha you sound upset.... did something he say strike a nerve?

    • @heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376
      @heyeverybodyitsnosaj2376 Před 5 lety

      @@jungleninja8415 gaaaaaaaaayyyyy

    • @walterkempbruce4907
      @walterkempbruce4907 Před 4 lety

      Peter McGill has to work on a big screen with my flat on amazon for my new year on the way I am on the way home now I have ended the night I gotta I like it and it’s so so awesome to play and to have come here to the chat I gotta I love the new update I have no problems at this game and I’m sorry it took about it and then the other game was so so fun to do with the new year so I’ll be happy for it thanks to the game I love you guys please come here I hope I have to get to my work tomorrow I love the new way and to have fun I gotta was like I was like yeah you got it I just wanted it but I’m sorry but I’ll have come over here to you and you have come over here for tomorrow I love to come over tomorrow to get my car done I gotta is my time I’m sorry but it’s so much better to do you wanna is your time for dinner tomorrow I love to come

  • @nunyabizness9885
    @nunyabizness9885 Před 7 lety +1150

    The dog story hit me right in the feels

  • @dong7474
    @dong7474 Před 4 lety +152

    "Joe rogan tells funny stories from growing up"
    *joe starts talking about dog that got hit by a car*

  • @fofocuddlypoop2084
    @fofocuddlypoop2084 Před 4 lety +187

    Joe's story about college is exactly what I'm going through right now and honestly it makes me feel better know that someone else felt the same way I do. His life turned out great and hopefully mine does to.

    • @johnsontan345
      @johnsontan345 Před 4 lety +7

      Same! Especially when he was talking about how his focus was off, crazy how relatable that was. I'm already in my 2nd year; approaching my 3rd. I really hope I get my shit together.

    • @christianbruce9394
      @christianbruce9394 Před 4 lety +4

      We’re all in this together

    • @carrolloutdoors4764
      @carrolloutdoors4764 Před 4 lety +3

      You're not alone bro

    • @amandacrump8769
      @amandacrump8769 Před 2 lety +4

      @@johnsontan345 how'd it work out?

    • @lucasfff1370
      @lucasfff1370 Před 2 lety +2

      @@amandacrump8769 yeah tell us

  • @bool2max
    @bool2max Před 5 lety +171

    4:45 "yeah, my first domestic abuse charge"
    He said that very casually, like it was the first of the many to come lol

  • @trondtetland1968
    @trondtetland1968 Před 6 lety +448

    so he just wanted to fight all the time, like one time my dog got hit by a car one time. It was really sad.

  • @coldmoonlight6361
    @coldmoonlight6361 Před 4 lety +221

    21:20 - 21:30
    Joe, please don't ever make those sounds ever on another podcast ever again please ever.

    • @twrx-vq1iv
      @twrx-vq1iv Před 4 lety +55

      This shit had me fucking dead bro. Ooooohhh, ahhhhhh, *sharply inhaling*

    • @kadenromig8374
      @kadenromig8374 Před 4 lety +41

      Yeah bc that dudes talking about children lmao

    • @jaggirl
      @jaggirl Před 4 lety +14

      That's when Chris Hansen would usually walk in...lol

    • @laska907
      @laska907 Před 3 lety +14

      Yeah that was fuckin creepy

    • @adamhensley6850
      @adamhensley6850 Před 3 lety +2

      Finally I was trying to find this

  • @eongaming7559
    @eongaming7559 Před 4 lety +28

    "Tell me about her childhood" *LMAOOOO*

  • @80brax04
    @80brax04 Před 6 lety +373

    In Jr high I had a "mentally challenged" girl chase me around the cafeteria trying to stab me with a fork because I wouldn't give her my cookie. She got really close to stabbing me a couple times,she was pretty quick physically... just not mentally.

    • @Scorpiobw
      @Scorpiobw Před 4 lety +18

      I have a Mentally Handicapped brother so I can laugh at this .. LOL 😂😂

    • @clickbait5714
      @clickbait5714 Před 4 lety +66

      @@Scorpiobw I am mentally handicapped so I laugh at everything.

    • @frankwoods9680
      @frankwoods9680 Před 4 lety +62

      I am not mentally handicapped, I have no mentally handicapped friends/family, I can laugh at this.
      That shits funny

    • @YDfC21
      @YDfC21 Před 4 lety

      Same thing happend at my he high school to a kid luckily only plastic fork for him

    • @diegoledezma4045
      @diegoledezma4045 Před 4 lety +4

      Kid tried to stab me wit a pencil but I blocked it

  • @NotebookLives
    @NotebookLives Před 5 lety +104

    This mood of this video switched up so randomly, lmao.

  • @vexxer671
    @vexxer671 Před 4 lety +107

    I listened to this with a headache and it instantly got worse

    • @minscore02
      @minscore02 Před 4 lety +1

      Why though

    • @RMichaelHimself
      @RMichaelHimself Před 4 lety +2

      Lmfao yeah like why. That’s like saying “my feet were hurting, so I started doing jumping jacks and it instantly got worse”. Like yeah no shi

    • @vexxer671
      @vexxer671 Před 4 lety +2

      @@RMichaelHimself I watch Joe rogan to go to sleep

  • @ANGELCITY323
    @ANGELCITY323 Před 4 lety +97

    Greg “Equal Rights and Lefts” Fitzsimmons

    • @katkat2655
      @katkat2655 Před 4 lety +1

      D McStabovich Equal rights equal fights

  • @Hawkotelli
    @Hawkotelli Před 7 lety +728

    came here to laugh, not to get hit by a feels train

  • @jacobo9815
    @jacobo9815 Před 5 lety +170

    i love how joe is always genuinely interested in what the guest is saying

  • @tonymohan4558
    @tonymohan4558 Před 2 lety +18

    Mate, I'm an English dude & I love your shit. Listening to this pod cast reminded me of things I had forgotten about my childhood years ago... you forget all the pressure & stress you felt when you get old but got to be honest, hearing you two talk made me remember & put a massive smile on my face. It's important & massively helpful for young people to hear this kinda thing, especially in the times we live in now, we're all going to fuck up, we all have no idea where we will end up but shit will work out in the end one way or another & one day, like you guys, we will look back & laugh. It's an important message mate believe me, kids need to hear this honest talk, I wish I had years ago. Keep up the good work mate, it's priceless 😉

  • @Biolo-G_KJ
    @Biolo-G_KJ Před 4 lety +40

    Joe: I just can't listen.
    Also Joe: let's start a podcast where my job is to listen.

    • @jakesmith169
      @jakesmith169 Před 4 lety +1

      Kas J he meant listen to instruction

    • @Avgslaveworker
      @Avgslaveworker Před 3 lety

      What? Y’all need to grow up with the lame jokes. Not even attempting to be funny.

  • @majestic7s711
    @majestic7s711 Před 7 lety +114

    MY best friend was kinda goofy but fucking hillarious to me. Its why I loved him he was a goofball but very smart. Everybody else thought he was an easy target and would pick on him. So...I asked him one day..."why dont you stand up for yourself...why take so much shit?" He looked at me with this weird dead look in his eye...."I only fight for real" Couple months later we're at a house party and somebody starts in on him and makes the mistake of pushing him....Joey knocks him out stone cold standing up like a two by four and he falls back and cracks his head on the coffee table. Everybody runs outside before the cops get there...Joey "Hey dude, lets go smoke a bowl." hahahahahahhaha you never know.

    • @Theanimatedcow
      @Theanimatedcow Před 6 lety +6

      that's so badass.

    • @radfordpilgrim4393
      @radfordpilgrim4393 Před 6 lety

      That is a story my friend

    • @jonathandelacruz8844
      @jonathandelacruz8844 Před 6 lety

      Im the same lol I've been training muay thai and boxing and wrestling since i was a kid but all i ever do is play around with everyone even people who try to talk shit and i get asked the same exact question why i don't ever fight back

    • @youngkneverbrokeagain3143
      @youngkneverbrokeagain3143 Před 6 lety +1

      That happened

    • @wolfrayne8355
      @wolfrayne8355 Před 6 lety

      rock tumbler yeah that sounds like me. I would take all kinds of shit because none of it mattered. If it was a real threat or someone else was in danger that was different. That's where people got knocked out. I wouldn't waste time. Just shove them off, throw them down, punch them, and walk away. No one ever questioned me after that.

  • @cameronrobinson8650
    @cameronrobinson8650 Před 6 lety +83

    Listening to Joe talk about his dog die sounds like him telling a story from “back in Nam”

  • @colindalangin2925
    @colindalangin2925 Před 4 lety +45

    7:10 dude I wrestled for 4 years in high school and those wrestling was and is still one of the hardest things I’ve ever done and it gave the discipline I needed to succeed in life

    • @podcastftw3332
      @podcastftw3332 Před 4 lety +5

      Colin Dalangin I used to think it was gay before I did it, I did it my sophomore and junior year in HS best decision ever I loved that shit man. Changed my life.

    • @joshiepoo2399
      @joshiepoo2399 Před 3 lety

      @Noodle Judas 😱

    • @flagsabbath6483
      @flagsabbath6483 Před rokem

      You’re not fucking lying! Wrestling helped with discipline so much!

  • @millyoperan9897
    @millyoperan9897 Před 5 lety +74

    This has gotta be the funniest Joe Rogan podcast ever, tears were literally coming down my eyes because of laughter when I first watched this😂😂😭

  • @DCMA247
    @DCMA247 Před 5 lety +58

    I remember him from Fear Factory and being the biz but after watching a lot of these videos I have a LOAD of respect for Joe. Guys a decent dude.

    • @williamhollaway1960
      @williamhollaway1960 Před 2 lety

      Keyword *load* I smell what you're cooking . It's gross but I'll defend your right to be yourself

  • @stealthninja63
    @stealthninja63 Před 5 lety +357

    Joe “I think at the time he was two years younger than me” Rogan

  • @davidlucht4579
    @davidlucht4579 Před 5 lety +245

    Mugsy Malone has to be the fakest name in a story I’ve ever heard lmfao

    • @McaCasey
      @McaCasey Před 4 lety +40

      Matthew Malone oh shit it’s the real Mugsy

    • @DoctorCyan
      @DoctorCyan Před 4 lety +8

      @@matthewmalone2076 Oh fuck!

    • @tobiaslidstromstre2392
      @tobiaslidstromstre2392 Před 4 lety +15

      Matthew Malone impossible..

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 Před 4 lety +11

      @@matthewmalone2076 , we're not worthy!

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 Před 4 lety +2

      And Joey Diaz's Pistol Pete

  • @squidgarage8872
    @squidgarage8872 Před 4 lety +16

    Wrestling is a very underrated sport for how hard the practice is for sure.

  • @chrisvaldez952
    @chrisvaldez952 Před 5 lety +35

    Joe “whisper* she never shits in the house” Rogan

  • @thesunflowchannel1995
    @thesunflowchannel1995 Před 5 lety +140

    Wrestling screwed up my grades for sure. At least I made it to state. I also did football and track. That's NOTHING compared to wrestling. Nothing is as mentally draining as wrestling in high school.

    • @dallasmcnally8913
      @dallasmcnally8913 Před 4 lety +3

      The Puppet Of Everything what state

    • @noahmatthew6658
      @noahmatthew6658 Před 4 lety +2

      True

    • @incognitox9551
      @incognitox9551 Před 4 lety +3

      @@dallasmcnally8913 i think he meant 'state college'

    • @nmac1563
      @nmac1563 Před 4 lety +3

      Have to agree, even in middle school it drained me.

    • @kamdencosgrove3598
      @kamdencosgrove3598 Před 4 lety +1

      Knock Knock Who's there ? He meant the state wrestling tournament. He was top 16 in his state for his weight class

  • @DiamondTurtle
    @DiamondTurtle Před 4 lety +11

    Those dog stories broke my heart for Joe. From the way he spoke about it, you can tell that experience marked him. You could see it in his eyes that it still hurt to talk about it. Poor Joe, I pray you and your fur-buddies are reunited at the Pearly Gates. 😭

  • @chhrisis
    @chhrisis Před 4 lety +13

    That confusion and fear of what’s gonna happen after high school is me right now

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 Před 3 lety +6

      Ay man take it from a 30 yr old who has no fuckin idea what he wants to do in his life. Don't stress it too much enjoy it. I'm a long haul trucker currently. That Job is always available no education needed and make like 50-70k a year. You always got that as a back up until you find something you love lol. If you not about that college life don't go and rack up debt go to a trade school instead.

  • @Justin.JM.McNeil
    @Justin.JM.McNeil Před 6 lety +226

    _"Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up"_ cut to 12:21

    • @Ryguey
      @Ryguey Před 5 lety +3

      Justin McNeil that’s fucked 😅

    • @ThePie45dude
      @ThePie45dude Před 4 lety +8

      I laughed because of the contrast

  • @kenabraggs6980
    @kenabraggs6980 Před 6 lety +26

    10:40 "it could have been an AIDSy punch" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @iveezy
    @iveezy Před 4 lety +25

    Joe '"yeah it was a weird thing man" Rogan

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 Před 4 lety +25

    It's hilarious how much Joe wants to hit home that Mark is an animal

  • @1337Se7eN7
    @1337Se7eN7 Před 6 lety +161

    I don't think the punched girl was "damaged"; she probably understood he wouldn't have hit a girl knowingly. It doesn't take a genius.

    • @stonechaisson5102
      @stonechaisson5102 Před 5 lety +16

      fiske notice the words “probably” and “think”. He was saying if she was a normal person with a brain, she would know.

    • @Hal0Sux
      @Hal0Sux Před 5 lety +12

      she sprayed fucking shaving cream in his eyes & tried to run away, what was she expecting anyway

    • @drakeweddner
      @drakeweddner Před 4 lety

      @I Am The One Who Knocks yup

  • @donjon4335
    @donjon4335 Před 6 lety +46

    Jesus, the dog story just hit us out of nowhere. Fucked me up. I didn't know how to react.

  • @CalRenaud19
    @CalRenaud19 Před 4 lety +48

    Joe “how many times you hit her” Rogan

  • @MissAngela007
    @MissAngela007 Před 4 lety +6

    “I got smacked across the face by a feminine gay guy” 😂😂😂😂

  • @jaiii8
    @jaiii8 Před 7 lety +80

    Fuck me, Joe LITERALLY just described my current situation, when he was talking about how he was after high school. Fuck

    • @4thcolour288
      @4thcolour288 Před 7 lety +17

      John Bae I'm in the exact same position man. Currently in that "year off". I want to go to uni next year but I don't have a purpose or direction... I just don't want to be a loser.

    • @nb7216
      @nb7216 Před 6 lety

      Kemosabe ! Same exact thing

    • @Liam-eh2wp
      @Liam-eh2wp Před 6 lety +1

      John Bae I'm the same but I have a direction I wanna be a pro wrestler but that's all I do atm no job but starting college soon

    • @Eastsidebridge
      @Eastsidebridge Před 6 lety +1

      John Bae when he mentioned how having no direction then going to school and having to follow directions was difficult to adjust to makes sense and is great self awareness.

    • @indisbit9368
      @indisbit9368 Před 6 lety

      John Bae same here too. I don't have any direction right now and I'm a year after high school. All I know is I'm an artist but I don't even know if I want to peruse art or give in and live the 9-5 goose chase

  • @badaxtion1878
    @badaxtion1878 Před 6 lety +44

    "Tell me about her childhood" 😹😹😹😹😹

    • @fo4480
      @fo4480 Před 4 lety

      i lost it at this one

  • @oscarpicon7164
    @oscarpicon7164 Před 5 lety +23

    Joe “Mugsy Malone” Rogan

  • @guccilou814
    @guccilou814 Před 5 lety +16

    Joe “he smoked cigarettes during practice” Rogan

  • @meestermeesterhastings.3159
    @meestermeesterhastings.3159 Před 6 lety +132

    Animals and humans empty their bowels at death.

    • @Vu621
      @Vu621 Před 5 lety +5

      That's like saying bugs and ants or mammals and dogs or snakes and reptiles. Humans are animals.

    • @Vu621
      @Vu621 Před 5 lety +2

      @KawasakiRider - no no no no... I dont die like that.. cause i dont wear clothes so it would just be shit and piss on the floor. Unless I'm in a pool or on a roller coaster. Then it wouldn't be the floor. But what if I die like Elvis Presley on the toilet? I dont think everyone dies the same exact way but for the most part ya.

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Vu621
      Humans are animals though

    • @ashleyashleym2969
      @ashleyashleym2969 Před 5 lety +3

      Hence why he said looking back on it he knew she was dead but at the time he still thought she was alive.......

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ Před 5 lety +2

      @@Thebossstage1 that is exactly what he said yes

  • @jd-zu5ok
    @jd-zu5ok Před 6 lety +63

    Way to bring us down with that story. Went from laughter to tears lol

  • @sleepingforest8214
    @sleepingforest8214 Před 3 lety +5

    That professor is Epic! He left an impact on Joe to this day. A good Professor and teacher also teaches life lessons and values about life to make you a better person not just stuff in books.

  • @kristileigh9059
    @kristileigh9059 Před 4 lety +9

    I haven’t heard “latch key kid” in so long.

  • @Turk_2023
    @Turk_2023 Před 7 lety +59

    When I was a kid I was bitten by a dog, almost lost an eye, so I had a fear of dogs, still do...Several years later, I was in 6th grade i guess, My neighbor owned a duplex, rented half to the band Days of the New, it was all 4 members before they had even recorded their 1st album, no one knew they would become anything at this point, they were still high school aged...The duplex owner had this dog, 1st dog I had ever become close with and was not afraid...
    1 day 1 of the guys from the band left the crappy gate unlatched by accident, the dog got out, was hit down the street. Died instantly....Tore up the dude who did it, they were all really nice guys, the owner and his son younger than me were pretty tore up too.
    But that dog got me over my irrational fear of dogs, before that I would freeze up if 1 got near me.

    • @jeffnelson1186
      @jeffnelson1186 Před 7 lety

      Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club I got but when I was three and almost lost an eye to. Did not develop a fear though.

    • @bearythebear69
      @bearythebear69 Před 6 lety

      Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club when I was five I was walking to the store to get candy and I got chased by a pack of dogs I still don't know how I even got away I flew I ran so fast my shoes broke and fell off and when I got to my grandma's house I kept running a few circles around her house 😂

    • @bubbapacha7672
      @bubbapacha7672 Před 5 lety

      @StripperTipper-405 seriously??? Labradors are so sweet and loyal

    • @T-P.
      @T-P. Před 5 lety

      People who don’t assume that animals will always act rationally and rational not pathetic

    • @huntr1998
      @huntr1998 Před 5 lety

      @StripperTipper-405 My domestic pet would eat your fuckin face. xD

  • @kezzakilla7171
    @kezzakilla7171 Před 7 lety +498

    I became a man when grandpa took me into the closet and whispered in my ear "you're a big boy now"

  • @bustedlipproductions7033
    @bustedlipproductions7033 Před 3 lety +5

    hearing joe talk about his childhood and his struggles in school is so comforting

  • @cornpopwasabaddude69
    @cornpopwasabaddude69 Před 4 lety +3

    I just recently lost my boxer to a brain bleed, he died in my arms too. I just cried a little writing this actually. Wonderful beautiful creatures.

    • @pat7917
      @pat7917 Před 4 lety

      BetaCuck4Lyfe sorry for your loss.

  • @SonnyGambino69
    @SonnyGambino69 Před 6 lety +184

    My dad's name is Kenny and he has a Tasmanian devil with boxing gloves tattoo.....Coincidence ??? lol

    • @SonnyGambino69
      @SonnyGambino69 Před 6 lety +48

      WoesOfTheWest He's kind of an asshole lol but I grew up hearing stories of him going out and fighting random people for fun and it was pretty entertaining to listen to.

    • @gunterstunter
      @gunterstunter Před 6 lety +22

      Did you ask him if he grew up with Rogan?

    • @paulgumbo5694
      @paulgumbo5694 Před 5 lety +69

      I call bs lol

    • @ramonbravo5957
      @ramonbravo5957 Před 5 lety +39

      Yo we need an update bruh😂

    • @raman9532
      @raman9532 Před 5 lety +14

      Maybe he knows rogan

  • @LinkTheRipper77
    @LinkTheRipper77 Před 5 lety +7

    made me remember my cat, had her for like 5 years. she had eaten rat poison, that the landlord had failed to mention was under the house, and got really sick. i tried for a couple weeks to get her better but on valentines day in 7th grade she choked on the medicine and died in my arms. it was hard but i think she did it to herself looking back. i still love that cat.

    • @mikeya3143
      @mikeya3143 Před 2 lety

      Dang I wasn’t hoping to read this today but my condolence

    • @marions.120
      @marions.120 Před rokem

      So so sorry…

  • @zlatyan
    @zlatyan Před 4 lety +5

    Joe really did a good job at explaining the influence of school and the whole boring routine of the young ones.

  • @cameronfletcher1819
    @cameronfletcher1819 Před 4 lety +87

    Today’s kids won’t have stories like this when there older because they spend too much time on this app 😂

    • @dadumbfuck420
      @dadumbfuck420 Před 4 lety +2

      Exactly

    • @krispierson5210
      @krispierson5210 Před 4 lety +22

      Shut up boomer

    • @dadumbfuck420
      @dadumbfuck420 Před 4 lety +6

      Shut up youngin

    • @Phenom98
      @Phenom98 Před 4 lety +12

      @@krispierson5210 Im 21 but listen to this guy. It's true lol. For better or worse.

    • @lenhax9910
      @lenhax9910 Před 4 lety +4

      U know kid... in my early days I once saw a video (...)

  • @lolwhatidk
    @lolwhatidk Před 7 lety +13

    funny stories except the one where the dog fucking dies

  • @bobjoe930
    @bobjoe930 Před 5 lety +6

    Man I work nights, and I can literally go from start to finish on my 12hr shifts just listening to Joe talk with guest about anything. Such a funny and educated perspective on everything. And when things get serious like in this video his perspective is so real and enlightening no, it happens for a reason bullshit no dog heaven or gods plan 😂

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn Před 2 lety +4

    I have loved Greg for so many years, now that I’ve heard that story, I love him even more!! You can just see the embarrassment on his face even after all these years. 😂😂😂

  • @walterweenus6794
    @walterweenus6794 Před 4 lety +7

    Title: Joe Rogan tells funny stories from his childhood
    Joe Rogan: tells story of his dead dog

  • @dannman420
    @dannman420 Před 6 lety +66

    best podcaster

    • @gr33n3ggs4
      @gr33n3ggs4 Před 5 lety +1

      Daniel Majerly
      You mean there is other podcasts out there??

  • @Kilomanjarrow27
    @Kilomanjarrow27 Před 7 lety +865

    not gonna lie when they got in depth at the end about the young girls, it was creepy af lol

    • @MMA_Ruskie
      @MMA_Ruskie Před 6 lety +134

      Pete D ikr the way joe was groaning was fucking weeeirs

    • @zulain6213
      @zulain6213 Před 6 lety +7

      i was about to say that

    • @FunnyFlirtTalks
      @FunnyFlirtTalks Před 6 lety +6

      I think it’s funny

    • @dperry203
      @dperry203 Před 5 lety +19

      Trollamollex I think there is nothing abnormal about it biologically. Current age of adult laws are so society functions efficiently based on what society needs. We place a huge importance on education, especially since WW1 and WW2 but pretty much since the industrial revolution. So we feel strongly about an age that has most kids out of school. That hasn’t always been the case. Before education was so important and there were so many options in life for woman. It was common to marry your daughter off early since she could only be a house wife anyway and matching her with a hard working or successful husband was way more important than waiting a few years for no reason. Legal age today is a society learn restriction not a moral or biological one. However just because it is a social construct doesn’t mean it isn’t an important one. One I can see change in the future maybe an older age as education becomes more important or lowering as kids are becoming smarter faster with technology.
      But the real moral and biological age limit is puberty! That’s the line that you cross from being just being a crime to being a sicko! Society can use puberty like it often did before because civilization would never be as productive as it is today. We would have people dropping out of 6th grade to start families. That was fine when society was an agricultural society. But the world is to demanding to have that going on at a high rate today!

    • @YakuiMeido
      @YakuiMeido Před 5 lety +29

      Nice PLUMP italian GIRL.

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 Před 2 lety +3

    Despite going to high school in the early-mid 2010s, I can still relate to a lot of what they’re talking about in this. I had a hell of a lot of fun in HS and I don’t regret it one bit.

  • @jodysin7
    @jodysin7 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Joes retrospect on high school for men is spot on. We need better role models and to aim high. Look where he is now.

  • @jerseysilva2036
    @jerseysilva2036 Před 6 lety +10

    Greg just described himself as Joe Pesci's character in Goodfella's.

  • @harpella
    @harpella Před 6 lety +18

    Whooo the toes... very important! LOLOLOLOLOL x 1000000

  • @kobalt77
    @kobalt77 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Seriously, this is one of the best JRE clips ever. What amazing insights into both these guys lives and the era they grew up in. Joe was always smart, but just found the direction until much later . Jeez man, this is powerful stuff. Thank you .

  • @titanscar2183
    @titanscar2183 Před 3 lety +4

    "Funny Stories from Growing up"
    "My dog got hit by a car, died right in front of me."

  • @billmfclinton1538
    @billmfclinton1538 Před 5 lety +7

    he's literally the internet dad lmao

  • @_Travey
    @_Travey Před 7 lety +37

    hey joe rogan went to the same college I went to! hahaha

  • @soxrock333
    @soxrock333 Před 4 lety +5

    "Yup. Tell me about HER childhood"

  • @ricardosandoval2931
    @ricardosandoval2931 Před 7 lety +53

    that was a creepy ass ending

  • @Blunt_Man
    @Blunt_Man Před 6 lety +20

    This is giving me flashbacks of hanging out downtown at like 15-16 with friends, chilling with people like twice my age, smoking weed everyday, getting drunk, getting into fights all the time, tripping on acid for the first time, doing coke for the first time, losing my virginity, shooting morphine for the first time, running from cops and escaping, getting arrested, watching friends get arrested, going to juvenile detention, etc. Those years are some of the best and worst memories of my life! I seriously want to turn that time into a movie, it would be like the film "Kids" only based in like 2006-2007...

    • @codyknarich3949
      @codyknarich3949 Před 6 lety +3

      Steve Jackson acid, coke, morphine, DAAMN BRO hahaha🤣

    • @japonicaren
      @japonicaren Před 5 lety +9

      Judging by the sequence of events I'm pretty sure the morphine was for his torn hymen.

    • @assholedestroyer4207
      @assholedestroyer4207 Před 5 lety

      It’s so much fun tho

    • @xbex4095
      @xbex4095 Před 5 lety

      Doing meth for the first time

    • @xbex4095
      @xbex4095 Před 5 lety

      @@japonicaren DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMN FLAME HIM NIGGA AHHHHHHHH

  • @philz7462
    @philz7462 Před 5 lety +5

    Pretty sure someone sprayed Nair on both their heads....lol
    Now that shit's funny!

  • @twrx-vq1iv
    @twrx-vq1iv Před 4 lety +3

    10:14 "I got hit a lot as a kid"
    Joe: *WHEEZES*

  • @slikrick5857
    @slikrick5857 Před 7 lety +32

    Greg Fitzsimmons is really interesting for some reason. I never gave him the time of day before this but something about him catches my intrigue

  • @ludvigekstrand6854
    @ludvigekstrand6854 Před 4 lety +3

    Joe has an incredible ability to drive any conversation. It’s fucking awesome!

  • @lifeofmysterygirl9240
    @lifeofmysterygirl9240 Před 4 lety +2

    When he said his dog died.... it tugged on my heart strings

  • @eastcoasthoodlems2293
    @eastcoasthoodlems2293 Před 4 lety +79

    Nobody:
    Joe: I had a girl punch me on a bus once when I was 14

  • @llabronco
    @llabronco Před 6 lety +3

    All these years later and you can still feel how much the dog dying affected Joe. The power of pets is astronomical.

  • @bikerboy72
    @bikerboy72 Před 6 lety +5

    1:41 Joe is baked lmao

  • @cherish3125
    @cherish3125 Před 5 lety +2

    "Tell me about her f****** childhood"😂😂 jeez

    • @MeatHusk
      @MeatHusk Před 4 lety

      Cherish hahahaha right??

  • @jameskeffer6603
    @jameskeffer6603 Před 4 lety +1

    "there was always that one asshole who had a can of Nair and we'd have to go home early" I lost my shit when he said that lmao

  • @Juzgames
    @Juzgames Před 6 lety +23

    JOE "feelings stories" rogan