Juries: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • John Oliver takes a look at why people of color are routinely excluded from becoming jurors, who their absence impacts, and what we can do to create a fairer system.
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  • @RichardX1
    @RichardX1 Před 3 lety +2721

    John referred to the last letter of the alphabet as "zee" and not "zed".
    He has truly become an American.

    • @anelisajustanelisa236
      @anelisajustanelisa236 Před 3 lety +209

      My heart sank when he said that....his transformation is complete.

    • @allyjay2214
      @allyjay2214 Před 3 lety +116

      He pronounced zebra the American way too :(

    • @disdehcet
      @disdehcet Před 3 lety +19

      @@allyjay2214 I didn't even notice...oh my

    • @angrysocialjusticewarrior
      @angrysocialjusticewarrior Před 3 lety +45

      The inventors of English declared it to be "zed". So the correct pronunciation is "zed".

    • @musicfreak31751
      @musicfreak31751 Před 3 lety +8

      I'm sorry can someone explain?

  • @thatomokoena4673
    @thatomokoena4673 Před 3 lety +5158

    “You dont want smart people” is the most American thing I've ever heard

    • @ThomasLiljeruhm
      @ThomasLiljeruhm Před 3 lety +217

      Reminds me of Trump: "I love the poorly educated"

    • @nightlightabcd
      @nightlightabcd Před 3 lety +29

      Not having smart people on the jury, pretty much eliminates most all Trump supporting right wingers!

    • @DaveCM
      @DaveCM Před 3 lety +116

      @@nightlightabcd you may want to read your comment again.

    • @antzerobooks
      @antzerobooks Před 3 lety +23

      no "race card" is the most american things ever

    • @jpistolas
      @jpistolas Před 3 lety +12

      Judging by the last two elections that seems to be simply the American way.

  • @davidshillaker7578
    @davidshillaker7578 Před 3 lety +895

    John Oliver: They don't even give me free HBO and I'm actively ruining it.
    Me: Which is why I support you on CZcams

  • @megamihestia4049
    @megamihestia4049 Před 3 lety +179

    When the accidents so consistantly emit the same group of people, you start to doubt how much of an accident it actually is.

  • @whateverIFeelLike
    @whateverIFeelLike Před 3 lety +3310

    I can guarantee 2 things whenever I watch Last Week Tonight.
    1. I'm going to learn something I didn't know.
    2. I'm going to be bummed about said thing.

    • @captaintomato5433
      @captaintomato5433 Před 3 lety +32

      Have you forgotten Chitan?

    • @scuda187
      @scuda187 Před 3 lety +5

      I like his show for reason number 1 too.

    • @whateverIFeelLike
      @whateverIFeelLike Před 3 lety +42

      @Nice Try oh no I've been wounded by your harsh words. I'm a fad get? Heavens to betsy I don't think I could ever recover.
      Next time you want to insult someone make sure you don't make it evident the extent to which your life had not been burdened by education. You can't spell a six letter word.
      Pathetic.

    • @brendant19
      @brendant19 Před 3 lety +1

      You ought not treat a comedy show as if it's educational programming. It's not. Even educational programming provides only part of the story. You can be sure that a 10 minute comedy monologue is not entirely accurate.

    • @whateverIFeelLike
      @whateverIFeelLike Před 3 lety +30

      @@brendant19 this isn't a strictly comedy show. If it was it wouldn't do pieces on special taxing districts. Not really going to hear a lot of 10 minute monologues about that are you? The whole point of this show is to be both educational and comedic. And of course it is meant to be funny, it's fucking hilarious, but it isn't exclusively comedy.

  • @jlee3361
    @jlee3361 Před 3 lety +450

    80% of the time I watch Oliver is just me going "I didn't even know this was an issue, but wtf?"

    • @angelofverdun456
      @angelofverdun456 Před 3 lety +22

      Crazy, right?! I do love that the best we got is an England Native Comedian for us to point out how fucked up we are.

    • @RellshouldBsleep
      @RellshouldBsleep Před 3 lety +4

      Same and im black

    • @thatfield977
      @thatfield977 Před 3 lety +15

      That's actually the very reason I watch his show: to laugh, of course, but also to become educated.

    • @flone9872
      @flone9872 Před 3 lety

      This new immigrant got it.

    • @HarderTime89
      @HarderTime89 Před 3 lety +1

      Dont get too involved. Scrollin through 5k comments and findin that one crazy person who knows something about some senator in my district. The rabbit holes will take you to some crazy places. Lol

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing Před 3 lety +331

    What kind of "programmer" hears "randomised selection" and thinks "I'll just sort the list alphabetically and start selecting from A until we have enough names". And to think this person is out there in the world, ruining code wherever they touch it.
    That's really the most interesting take-away from this story, because the revelation that America's jury selection systems are often privately operated and are full of racial bias is really utterly unsurprising. I could hope that it might get fixed but let's face it, it probably won't. Can't let the Poors have too much of a say in who's running things, they might elect the wrong corrupt pollie.

    • @chrispettus2532
      @chrispettus2532 Před 3 lety +19

      A lazy and inexperienced programmer. I think John said it was revealed the code had been written by a part time college student.

    • @cchoi108
      @cchoi108 Před 3 lety +17

      You guys are falling for the blame the programmer trap oh my God. These were deliberate actions the programmer did as he was instructed duh.

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 3 lety +9

      @@cchoi108
      So many "accidental" omissions. It really is a bit hard to swallow.

    • @tifforo1
      @tifforo1 Před 3 lety +9

      Yeah, there are TONS of algorithms for doing things randomly. Wind Waker ran on 2001 recreational game hardware, and its randomness was cracked, but even its randomizer would be better than that if they didn't start with the same seed value each time.

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 Před 3 lety +6

      Ive only taken one programming class in matlab nonetheless and i could do better than that. It's hard to believe it wasn't intentional to some extent

  • @felixvelariusbos
    @felixvelariusbos Před 3 lety +1343

    As a software developer, I feel like a broken record but I'll say it again: please please please stop putting all of your trust in software. Don't get me wrong, there's lots of smart people in the field that are doing amazing things. But it's a relatively new field compared to say medicine or architecture. We pretty much have no universally enforced standards we have to adhere to (so it's really just the honor system), lots of people get into the field thinking that it's "easy" and they can just a throw script together and call it a day, and a lot of the people hiring us don't know shit about computers nor realize you can't just hire somebody halfway through their computer science degree and expect them to know what they're doing.
    Software can help and do a lot of great things. But for godsake keep some goddamn humans in the loop. /endrant

    • @BonDieu617
      @BonDieu617 Před 3 lety +49

      As someone in the early stages of learning Python, don't let me near anything critical. _Anything_. I can barely use command prompts, let alone knowing how a bigger system works. Shit's hard yo.

    • @i-v-l9335
      @i-v-l9335 Před 3 lety +26

      Computer programming is only barely younger than the invention of aspirin.

    • @felixvelariusbos
      @felixvelariusbos Před 3 lety +32

      @@BonDieu617 good luck on your studies! Please don't take my ornery rant as discouragement; we need lots of good programmers, and you'll get there. Just takes practice:)

    • @andrearobyn3701
      @andrearobyn3701 Před 3 lety +38

      I don't know shit about computer science, but it's similar to conversations I've had with people about math, specifically those who say two calculators who have different answers to the same problem are both correct. Calculators and other machines are not infallible sources of information - it depends on who programs it. A calculator that gives you the wrong answer doesn't mean that answer is 'technically' right depending on the methodology to solve it - it's just wrong because the programmer made a mistake. Humans making the software make mistakes, some minor and others disastrous.

    • @leechgully
      @leechgully Před 3 lety +13

      In Australia we have a paper ballot and full chain of custody over all paper ballots. It works very efficiently. Unfortunately we have just started experimenting with on-line vote casting, which I think is retrograde for the reasons you outline.

  • @Redkirby94
    @Redkirby94 Před 3 lety +1578

    As a Danbury native, I am shocked and appalled that you'd mention our railway museum, but not the 50 ft tall monstrous Uncle Sam statue in front of it. We deserve to get thrashed for that alone.

    • @geertbeerens826
      @geertbeerens826 Před 3 lety +73

      Careful what you wish for ! With John Oliver's penchant for running jokes, now I feel a sequel coming :p

    • @MsLeigh9
      @MsLeigh9 Před 3 lety +21

      I'm from Danbury too. He hates it because of the Railway museum and the falling down castle?

    • @frizzlethecat2084
      @frizzlethecat2084 Před 3 lety +53

      I actually paused to go through the comments - what the hell has it done to John that he is so angry at Danbury? 😂

    • @XiaoGuanYin104
      @XiaoGuanYin104 Před 3 lety +4

      @@frizzlethecat2084 are you truly unable to understand this????? Wow. Just wow.

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo Před 3 lety +7

      i dont even know where your state is!

  • @Telltale.
    @Telltale. Před 3 lety +5307

    John Oliver is the only host who has managed to cope with no audience without sounding completely awkward

    • @mandy9775
      @mandy9775 Před 3 lety +59

      Same guy and I can do my own moment of laughter lol

    • @chefjoelcarpenter3204
      @chefjoelcarpenter3204 Před 3 lety +27

      Except for the fact they edit videos and are left biased. Wish we had an unbiased comedy political show

    • @SacredDaturana
      @SacredDaturana Před 3 lety +280

      Yeah, first couple of shows after the switch were a bit awkward, but since then he has really hit his stride. Not needing to pander to a live audience has made his show sharper than ever.

    • @marlongaines9319
      @marlongaines9319 Před 3 lety +44

      Because it's the truth.

    • @ailish2284
      @ailish2284 Před 3 lety +360

      Chef Joel Carpenter ok...
      1) whaT does a shows political leaning have to do with the competence of its host?
      2) a 100% politically unbiased comedy show would still be shitting on corruption, big corporations, and trump bc those things are objectively terrible

  • @NiaSuperpinkHaley
    @NiaSuperpinkHaley Před 3 lety +145

    My very black grandmother is 78 years old and has been registered to vote longer then I’ve been alive and in the year 2021 for the very first time she was called to serve for jury duty.

  • @jademoon7938
    @jademoon7938 Před 3 lety +789

    I really wish people would remember that Indigenous peoples exist and very much deserve to not be totally ignored. Every stat about black Americans is even more true for Indigenous Americans, and I really wish the two would join together in the fight, because they share common experiences.

    • @Archgeek0
      @Archgeek0 Před 3 lety +61

      Very much so, but that's an even bigger mess that they're probably holding on to for a future episode. Something like "Remember all the ways the justice system is stacked against people of colour? We focused mainly on african americans, but tonight, let's discuss just how much *worse* it all somehow is for native americans."

    • @Hayanomie
      @Hayanomie Před 3 lety +64

      @@Archgeek0 it would take way way longer... I'm Canadian and am so shocked at how little even leftists mention indigenous people in America.

    • @leftismtoday6072
      @leftismtoday6072 Před 3 lety +7

      Indigenous Americans don’t vote Democrat like black people do so nobody cares

    • @macnosmutano4849
      @macnosmutano4849 Před 3 lety +27

      So true!! The show would be a great place to discuss the issue of missing indigenous women.

    • @datachick2001
      @datachick2001 Před 3 lety +7

      @Scruff Looking Nerve Hurter so you think that the 15th century Indians whipped out the 13th century Indians with guns and small pox and by killing off their food, denying them access to jobs and currency, and restricting their movements?
      You know we have a general idea about the populations of North and South America going back about 20,000 years right? There is no evidence of war to the scale of the Viking invasion of England . Thinks skirmishes between Scottish clans and not Braveheart.

  • @roid1510
    @roid1510 Před 3 lety +1607

    “You dont want smart people”. I see a historical trend here.

    • @wombataldebaran9686
      @wombataldebaran9686 Před 3 lety +84

      Probably one of the most American sentences of all time

    • @kenudice9841
      @kenudice9841 Před 3 lety +35

      @RoD It’s worst than that. They don’t want educated black people, which implicitly means they don’t want smart black people.

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 Před 3 lety +42

      Kenudice they don’t want smart people period. Not even smart white people.

    • @ch4.hayabusa
      @ch4.hayabusa Před 3 lety +11

      A certain Austrian warlord was okay with smart people, as long as they were smart enough to play ball. Lawyers don't like Engineers in engineering cases because they have too much sway and are more likely to go outside the facts of the case.

    • @FreedomForever2010
      @FreedomForever2010 Před 3 lety +25

      Big shocker that they are avoiding people who have a better understanding of an evidence based approach to answering questions.
      I am in my late 30s with a B.S. in Chemical Engineering. Forget being dismissed from a jury pool, I have never even been called to one, and I have had a car registered in my name and been registered to vote my entire adult life. Until I saw this segment today, I had kind of forgotten that jury duty was even a thing I could potentially be called for.

  • @sirgromith
    @sirgromith Před 3 lety +1458

    This show should be called "America is more racist than you think with John Oliver."
    It's very informative for me as a non-american.

    • @Lapantouflemagic0
      @Lapantouflemagic0 Před 3 lety +32

      yeah, that said this whole year being only centered on racism issues may become a bit triing. i know it's important but don't let that become the only thing you talk about.

    • @amauryleblanc7979
      @amauryleblanc7979 Před 3 lety +130

      "America is EVEN more racist than you think"
      there you go.

    • @jinxterpinxter
      @jinxterpinxter Před 3 lety +73

      @@Lapantouflemagic0 Normal people dont get tired of discussing racism.

    • @nmarrs8539
      @nmarrs8539 Před 3 lety +63

      As an American I’m always surprised by people who don’t know how racist we are.

    • @LucaPasini
      @LucaPasini Před 3 lety +58

      Saying that it is just racist is like an over-simplification: America seems like a place where poor or disadvantaged people, but even the whole population in general, are constantly and systematically exploited to various extents, with the approval of the government and the laws, who seem to defend the right of anyone to be exploited by whoever has more power and money. And they call that "freedom".

  • @elmeralvarado1236
    @elmeralvarado1236 Před 3 lety +45

    I love that accepts and jokes about that he looks like an owl. I'm not saying he does but it's genuinely heart warming

    • @jasperdraca
      @jasperdraca Před 3 lety +5

      I didn't really get the whole bird comparison that he kept going on about until I realized that instead of just nodding his head, he bobs his whole upper body. That definitely reminds me of birds.😁🐦🦉🐧

    • @eileene.5870
      @eileene.5870 Před 2 lety +1

      He also has a large nose, which reminds people of a beak. It's hard to tell from head-on, but his profile explains why people say he's a variety of fowl. I never noticed the body-bobbing thing, but now I can't unsee it, so thanks for that! 🤣

  • @vickit7149
    @vickit7149 Před 3 lety +24

    I was called for jury duty when I was 7 months pregnant with twins(I had been called previously too); I sent in the form with my number. A few weeks later a nervous sounding man called and said I wasn’t excluded and needed to arrive, etc. After hearing him nagging me for 10 minutes I finally told him fine, but that I needed a bathroom break every 10 minutes and a bucket because I was still fucking vomiting. Click... I haven’t been called since. The twins are 17 now..

  • @pirojfmifhghek566
    @pirojfmifhghek566 Před 3 lety +6938

    John Oliver's show is so much better without his studio audience. Late night tv hosts left and right have been struggling to pad out their shows during the pandemic, but John Oliver has used the silence to plow through the content like an angry diabetic demolishing the crab leg tray at an all you can eat buffet. It's equal parts mesmerizing and intense.

    • @Javier.M.
      @Javier.M. Před 3 lety +255

      put attention in his shows with audience, he never takes a break, he talks through the laughs

    • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
      @Kirsten_is_cursed10 Před 3 lety +241

      What a beautiful word-picture you paint...

    • @pirojfmifhghek566
      @pirojfmifhghek566 Před 3 lety +285

      @@Javier.M. Definitely. Though I remember how his pacing was during the beginning, when he started doing the shows by himself. Those unnatural pauses were a byproduct of the comic's natural habit of waiting for the laughs after jokes, but he got so much better over the past few months. It's so solid and tight.

    • @mr.d.4175
      @mr.d.4175 Před 3 lety +58

      I am diabetic but sorry, I crack the crab legs for my wife.😂😂

    • @ncdogg425
      @ncdogg425 Před 3 lety +30

      It took a while for me to get pass a audience. I still love to hear the crowd reaction to his jokes and one-liners.

  • @makiiavely
    @makiiavely Před 3 lety +1363

    It's astonishing how many episodes show private companies taking part in something the private sector should have no business in

    • @kristianjensen5877
      @kristianjensen5877 Před 3 lety +135

      You mean to say that basing the judicial and medical systems off of capitalistic principles was a bad idea and that personal gain might be a motive to corrupt said systems to create personal wealth rather than solving the problems they were supposed to solve?

    • @makiiavely
      @makiiavely Před 3 lety +21

      @@kristianjensen5877 pretty much yeah, although in this case it's not as flagrant as in other episodes, the one that sticked with me the most was standarized testing tbh

    • @kristianjensen5877
      @kristianjensen5877 Před 3 lety +8

      @@makiiavely Huh, I wasn't aware of that particular problem. Thanks for pointing it out, I need to look into that.

    • @ahyan14
      @ahyan14 Před 3 lety +5

      makiiavely capitalism kinda sucks

    • @kristianjensen5877
      @kristianjensen5877 Před 3 lety +14

      @@ahyan14 Yep, but it seems to be a better way of governing a society than anything that has come before it up until now.
      American capitalism seems especially anti-human though.

  • @MartinOlminkhof
    @MartinOlminkhof Před 3 lety +139

    For those of us not in the US this should be called Last Month Tonight

  • @01ZombieMoses10
    @01ZombieMoses10 Před 3 lety +12

    The saddest thing is that a desire to serve on the jury you're selected for is exactly what the prosecutor doesn't want. Typically, they want people who are shallow, impatient, uninterested and desperate to bring the trial to a quick close, relatively-speaking. Such people will be less interested in deep discussion, less willing to field controversial, uncomfortable topics and less interested quite simply, in whether justice is served.

  • @jesseearly804
    @jesseearly804 Před 3 lety +762

    My mom has a PhD, been summoned for Jury Duty several times, but guess what, never been selected to sit a trial... They don't want smart people.

    • @12x2richter
      @12x2richter Před 3 lety +45

      America as a whole.

    • @rawrnicolebear
      @rawrnicolebear Před 3 lety +20

      this is why i look and seem stupid, but am actually not THAT stupid

    • @kidkeith8878
      @kidkeith8878 Před 3 lety +37

      One side doesn't want smart people. The other side very much does want smart people.

    • @positivevibes9709
      @positivevibes9709 Před 3 lety +8

      Just curious a PhD in what? Your mom is very educated. Glad to see a woman succeed.

    • @C0ltxx45
      @C0ltxx45 Před 3 lety +7

      I’m sure your mother would be thrilled to get stuck at a courthouse Monday-Friday for 3 weeks, 10 hours a day. God forbid if she gets sequestered, too. Funny thing, I’ve never once heard a story start with “This one time, I was summoned for Jury Duty and it was amazing!”
      Jury duty is equivalent to sitting in a DMV for 10 hours a day. After an hour you’re going to question why the hell you thought this was a good idea..

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 Před 3 lety +973

    I was summoned for jury duty once where the defendant was a Black man accused of possession of drug paraphernalia. I was in the front row, and several of us in the front were asked several questions about our feelings about drugs or about whether or not we thought we could be impartial. I mentioned that I had had friends that had used illegal drugs and I had had friends in law enforcement, so I thought that I could be impartial. I didn't really say anything else. Several other people to my sides expressed very strong biases against drug users. I was not selected. From what I saw, the jurors who were selected were the ones who had expressed the strongest bias against the defendant.
    You might wonder why the defense attorney didn't object to this. Unfortunately, there was no defense attorney. It was explained to us that the defendant was _not_ entitled to an attorney because he was not being deprived of his life or his liberty, only of his property. He was unable to afford an attorney, so he was trying to defend himself, and he was doing a very poor job of it. He declined to participate in the voir dire (jury selection) process because he was "leaving it up to God."
    I felt pretty bad for the defendant. Even though I have never attended law school, I felt like what little legal education I had gotten in business school and from watching legal dramas would make me a better defense attorney for him than he could be for himself, and I wished that I could have just volunteered to represent him anyway. I could have at least kept a logical eye on things and objected to anything that seemed overtly biased.

    • @SurvivingAnotherDay
      @SurvivingAnotherDay Před 3 lety +93

      Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of conviction

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 Před 3 lety +132

      Pretty much every aspect of the US criminal justice system is systematically racist. From beginning to end.

    • @MMuraseofSandvich
      @MMuraseofSandvich Před 3 lety +64

      You'd think that would be unconstitutional, but evidently the courts have interpreted "due process of law" to not include guaranteed legal counsel in the 4th amendment.

    • @granville7
      @granville7 Před 3 lety +6

      so it wasn't a criminal case but a civil court case? what was the value of the property affected?

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 Před 3 lety +25

      @@granville7 I believe that it was criminal and not civil because there wasn't a plaintiff suing for damages. It was the state charging the defendant with a crime (posession of drug paraphernalia), however, the penalty they were seeking was not prison or death, only some sort of property. I guess a fine and possibly confiscation of property in question, but they didn't tell us what property was at stake or its value.

  • @isaiahtaylor25
    @isaiahtaylor25 Před 3 lety +16

    Me, about to watch a new Last Week Tonight video: Oh boy! What new thing am I going to hate today?

  • @marnes5575
    @marnes5575 Před 3 lety +258

    "our algorithm to select random jury members is a trade secret" lol wtf? It's a democratic process so the way it's done just cannot be a secret, and the best way to do it is pretty much just entirely randomly.

    • @marnes5575
      @marnes5575 Před 3 lety +16

      @Zachary Morris depends how far you wanna drive "peers". Are they supposed to be "average, regular citizens like you" or are they supposed to be your buddies from around the corner and people from your chat groups with the same whatever trait makes you a minority (making it a jury not representing the whole of society at all)? Also, still, it should not be a secret. Making it a secret means it can be rigged.

    • @asneakychicken322
      @asneakychicken322 Před 3 lety +10

      @@marnes5575 I think he just means representative, so if 30% of the people in your state are one race then 30% of the jury should be that, something along those lines. Although I also hate to see how they seem to hate educated people and seem intent on it being made up of 100% less well educated/more impressionable people

    • @marnes5575
      @marnes5575 Před 3 lety +8

      @@asneakychicken322 well I hope "representative" considers more factors than only ethnicity then. I suppose you'd want to have specific selection algorithms then if you want to avoid statistical outliers resulting in unrepresentative juries, since a random selection would only be representative on average. But then the algorithm still shouldn't be a secret, that's just crazy.

    • @kamilareeder1493
      @kamilareeder1493 Před 3 lety +2

      Im late to this video but you're right, itd literally be better if they did a fucking raffle lol

    • @ipodhty
      @ipodhty Před 2 lety

      @@asneakychicken322 which randomness would cause most of the time to happen (with ofcourse a spread)

  • @milagilbert3380
    @milagilbert3380 Před 3 lety +124

    Oh, how I love the "I'm so glad I'm European show"...

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone Před 3 lety +30

      For Canadians is "what the crazy downstairs neighbours are up to this week?"

    • @penname8441
      @penname8441 Před 3 lety +17

      Y'all still have a bunch of Nazis over there, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you

    • @cousinjake7986
      @cousinjake7986 Před 3 lety +1

      PREAAAAAACH
      ....but also I fucking live here now and I just....I made a mistake

    • @clovelikethespice
      @clovelikethespice Před 3 lety +2

      Please save me from this country. I really don’t want to live here anymore

    • @writer5790
      @writer5790 Před 3 lety +1

      @@penname8441 just let them feel good. Do you desire others to be sad?

  • @walrider8073
    @walrider8073 Před 3 lety +313

    The entire jury system sounds so weird to me. Juries have not even studied the law and are allowed to make life changing decisions - sounds rly risky.

    • @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow
      @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow Před 3 lety +110

      Yeah exactly. I'm from the Netherlands, and when I heard shows talk about "jury dury" I always expected it to be people who had at least studied law. But apparently not. It feels very weird to me, I mean, why would you need to have a law degree then? Just get the smoothest talkers as lawyers and the most gullible people as jurors, and then boooom racist prejudiced system.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead Před 3 lety +36

      The whole jury duty actually seems weird to me too. I get that the intention is to have a representation of the community that the defendant lives in but they probably don't have the legal expertise to judge things like this, especially white collar crimes where they pull off elaborate cons.
      Here in India, we have one judge (or multiple judges) who passes the judgement but from the looks of it, it seems like in American courts, the judge is simply there to tell people what the jury agreed on.

    • @zxp3ct3r41
      @zxp3ct3r41 Před 3 lety +7

      That's... actually a solid ass point

    • @JamesGalloway27
      @JamesGalloway27 Před 3 lety +25

      Another silly requirement of jurors is that they are not familiar with the case, or the person, or anything about it. So that means you want people who so don't read the news, or are so poorly acclimated to culture as to not even know who Bill Cosby is, for example, or Michael Jackson, or OJ Simpson, or to have NEVER heard about the Casey Anthony case, which dominated every news channel in America for months before any trial dates were set.
      It ensures you get the real cream of the persuadable crop. These uncontacted people would probably join the Jehovah's Witnesses if they came to their door.

    • @pierreblaise9433
      @pierreblaise9433 Před 3 lety +26

      Add an elected judge who didn't have study law either a prosecutor push to jail as many people for as long as he could regardless of the crime and a public defender who have to work 100 case a week and you have the US "justice" system

  • @Hexstream
    @Hexstream Před 3 lety +40

    12:44 This "Race Card" bit is one of the best John Oliver moments ever! LOL!!

    • @frankied.roosevelt6232
      @frankied.roosevelt6232 Před 3 lety +1

      I wish he wouldve realized the then reporter now runs head at CourtTV as lead anchor. 🤣

  • @mksabourinable
    @mksabourinable Před 3 lety +152

    I've also heard that if you've ever experienced sexual violence or harassment you end up struck from juries in instances of sexual violence and/or harassment, resulting in overwhelmingly male juries, which explains the resulting rulings...

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 Před 3 lety +12

      I hope that's not true, but... it does ring true. Frustratingly, infuriatingly so.

    • @vanilla6326
      @vanilla6326 Před 3 lety +8

      Oh yeah, you do get struck, people will claim it’s to avoid retraumatization but will typically ignore certificates from medical professionals or the person in question when deciding. So yea it sucks

    • @relagro
      @relagro Před rokem +4

      Last time I was called up, I believe I was struck for knowing rape victims.

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience Před rokem +2

      I can see why they'd strike victims of violence for such cases, as one does not want trauma and emotion to cloud one's better judgment.
      You want fairness for the accused, and to put them against people who may be blinded _by_ that trauma would be a veritable death sentence.

    • @rhythmandblues_alibi
      @rhythmandblues_alibi Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@Resi1nce it's really insulting that you think people who have experienced traumatic abuse are unable to think rationally and treat people with impartiality.

  • @simoneroets4382
    @simoneroets4382 Před 3 lety +719

    "Private companies can be surprisingly unreliable." Its not a surprise anymore at this point, John.

    • @groovinhooves
      @groovinhooves Před 3 lety +4

      Was it ever a surprise to the truly 'woke' person?

    • @rpgspree
      @rpgspree Před 3 lety +19

      Yep. And the point of contracting out to private companies is to make public processes and services opaque and unaccountable. They rarely ever save money either. And any lowest bid contractor that manages to do it is practically guarantied to be less reliable than the public system they replaced.

    • @1tonofclay
      @1tonofclay Před 3 lety

      Yet capitalism in intrinsically reliable with emphasis on private companies.

    • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
      @jennifermcgoldrick6323 Před 3 lety +10

      @AXioS TraLLö no man, no it's not. It always excluded a good portion of people and we are now seeing the ruins of capitalism in real time again (plenty of people have seen it for hundred of years and know it for many generations they actually know.) Capitalism works as a theory in a bubble the same way communism does, with almost the exact same pitfalls - just within different systems.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge Před 3 lety +6

      I think the surprisingly in there is meant to be ironic at this point.

  • @ioanavasile9970
    @ioanavasile9970 Před 3 lety +1283

    "they don't even give me free HBO, even though I'm actively ruining it."
    No, John, you're carrying it.

    • @kmakumane258
      @kmakumane258 Před 3 lety +22

      i mean, hbo actually makes some great content in general. ive lately come to trust it more than netflix for quality shows

    • @DarkLorddReviews
      @DarkLorddReviews Před 3 lety +76

      That's why he's so swole. After Game of Thrones ended badly, John is doing all the heavy lifting.

    • @BeeaReyoU.
      @BeeaReyoU. Před 3 lety +18

      @@DarkLorddReviews game of what, now?

    • @badvideosto
      @badvideosto Před 3 lety +32

      Him an the shows excellent writers

    • @TheKueiJin
      @TheKueiJin Před 3 lety +21

      @@badvideosto Well said, man. John Oliver himself keeps saying the writers deserve all/most of the credit.

  • @sneaks9150
    @sneaks9150 Před 2 lety +6

    I not only live in one of those cities in Connecticut where they weren't registered for jury duty, but the amount of shade he threw at Danbury cemented him as my favorite talk show personality.

    • @spacediva
      @spacediva Před 2 měsíci

      😂I'd LoVe An explanation as to why the Danbury Shade was So satisfying... if ya care to share?🫖🍵😂

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone Před 3 lety +11

    When that kid said "i got jury duty" i cracked up

  • @ddbtube2138
    @ddbtube2138 Před 3 lety +208

    The monologue on the Race Card is a flex on storytelling John. You gifted, gifted man

    • @peartart
      @peartart Před 3 lety +8

      'Show asks producer for strange thing' strikes me as a case of 'write what you know.'

    • @ChrisS-cs8qh
      @ChrisS-cs8qh Před 3 lety +7

      This monologue reeks of writer Dan OBrien. So good

    • @neawsye
      @neawsye Před 3 lety +4

      Expounding at great length can be done well! Gotta love his delivery.

    • @Beiki
      @Beiki Před 3 lety +1

      Just wanted to point out that attorneys get 10 peremptory challenges. It's more like 3.

    • @ilyashuseen7787
      @ilyashuseen7787 Před 3 lety +1

      It annoyed me so bad

  • @ViciousDogAustria
    @ViciousDogAustria Před 3 lety +1168

    Society: There is something society needs to function
    USA: caN wE oUtSoUrCe ThAt

    • @TheGoofy1932
      @TheGoofy1932 Před 3 lety +51

      Should be, USA: How can we make the biggest profit from it?

    • @artemisfowldragon
      @artemisfowldragon Před 3 lety +56

      You misspelled “what’s the lowest amount we can pay someone overseas to do this job for us and then complain that they’re stealing our jobs”

    • @pyrotechnick420
      @pyrotechnick420 Před 3 lety +7

      Last Week Tonight in a nutshell

    • @Opcode_
      @Opcode_ Před 3 lety +9

      @@EverythingWilsonMalone I believe there once was an experiment in Texas where they privatized the fire department and people had to have "fire insurance" or the FD wouldn't come. The problem with it was, houses were built so close together that the fire would spread to neighboring buildings and cause a much bigger disaster.

    • @kimjin-hyub3413
      @kimjin-hyub3413 Před 3 lety +1

      @Scott Wilhelms crony ??

  • @clioalexandra6485
    @clioalexandra6485 Před 3 lety +30

    18:13 It's sad how most people hate jury duty and avoid it at all costs and yet this woman was perfectly willing and excited for it

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ Před 3 lety +12

    Curtis Flowers has since been exonerated and freed. The prosecutor had to recuse himself from the impending seventh trial due to his relentless pursuit becoming a conflict of interest. No other prosecutor believed Flowers was guilty, and the "evidence" was highly questionable.

  • @1972LittleC
    @1972LittleC Před 3 lety +669

    "
    When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty"
    Norm Crosby

    • @RandySasquatch
      @RandySasquatch Před 3 lety +7

      LOL , JUST what I was thinking

    • @XxThunderflamexX
      @XxThunderflamexX Před 3 lety +9

      @Jon O That and skewed to the liberties of the rich

    • @1972LittleC
      @1972LittleC Před 3 lety +9

      @Jon O Well, the jury system makes it not a judicial thing anymore, but a "who can make the biggest song and dance act to wow the audience" thing.
      That's my biggest gripe with a judicial system based on jury verdicts and sentencing.
      Plus, they made a joke about it on TBBT about "jury of your peers", but if you're one of the smartest (or dumbest) people in the world, how can others be your peer in this matter?

    • @christofferrasmussen6533
      @christofferrasmussen6533 Před 3 lety +5

      @@1972LittleC "peers" refer to literally everyone, because we're all equal in the eyes of the law. That's the point mate ;)

    • @MegaPompoen
      @MegaPompoen Před 3 lety +4

      @@christofferrasmussen6533 In that case, why can't people be judged by 2 or 3 people who actually studied law (and presumably ethics) and to this for a job, instead of 10-20 random people who may or may not have studied at all

  • @CrowSkvlls
    @CrowSkvlls Před 3 lety +700

    "They don't even give me free HBO and I'm actively ruining it."

    • @OrigamiMarie
      @OrigamiMarie Před 3 lety +4

      And here we watch this show's continued slide into a new form. A couple weeks ago, they used the quip "like calling this a comedy show" as a type of inaccurate statement.
      I definitely won't complain, it's an interesting and informative show, and moreso all the time.

    • @cpli7783
      @cpli7783 Před 3 lety +4

      yes, he did in fact say that sentence.

    • @jss636
      @jss636 Před 3 lety +1

      Good job. He said that.

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy Před 3 lety

      Funny part is until now with the Snyder Cut he was the only reason to stay subscribed.

  • @switchbladekid1365
    @switchbladekid1365 Před 3 lety +35

    I once spent three days debating guilt or innocence in an intent-to-sell case. I couldn't figure out why it was taking so long until I found that a fellow juror didn't know what the charges were.

  • @piedpiper1185
    @piedpiper1185 Před 3 lety +29

    If anyone remembers the CBS show Becker, there was an episode where Becker gets called for jury duty and keeps getting rejected from trials because he came off as too smart.

  • @DE_JOTT
    @DE_JOTT Před 3 lety +934

    Seriously, even jury duty is privatized in the US? Carlin was right, these people don't own their country...

    • @supersonicx01
      @supersonicx01 Před 3 lety +59

      This land was bought and paid for a long time ago. And in this country, it's an exclusive club house. And guess what? 99% of us, are not in this club house nor will get that special invite. Words from George himself. Smart people are no good to these corporations / governments. It's not in their best interests.

    • @yeevita
      @yeevita Před 3 lety +19

      Peasants can overthrow kings, IF peasants want to.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před 3 lety +7

      you doubted Carlin? Blasphemy! xD

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Před 3 lety +5

      @@yeevita the problem is to find the next git to be king, or how to do it better, without falling into total chaos. 'member them dark ages? Or the Bronze age? Or closer, the arab spring? Basically the atmosphere you might've had when you were a kid (fight, fight, fight!).

    • @realitycheck5902
      @realitycheck5902 Před 3 lety +12

      D. Jay, The "Privitaziation" of the US government by corporate entities/titans of industry; have unfettered influence over the political arena. Citizens United v Fed Election Com (2010); SCOTUS conservative decision: A private corp. is an entity with a right to free political speech/unrestricted funding to influence public opinion. Corporations bought Trump the WH/tax cuts for the rich/>170k dead.

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime Před 3 lety +570

    Oops! We 'misplaced' the lists of all the black and latino people living in the area.

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind Před 3 lety +40

      Ranked 2nd most used excuse just after:"The Dog ate my Homework."

    • @misterpractical
      @misterpractical Před 3 lety +29

      In every town, in every district, in every county, in every state...
      Just a _minor_ glitch in the system 😉

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 Před 3 lety +7

      What makes me scoff is the use of "proprietary" to protect the code. This is stuff at the level of a first year undergraduate. The data sources are where the value is, not the shuffling of a list.

    • @coyotedomino
      @coyotedomino Před 3 lety +14

      Oops! All Whites

    • @Rexwar31
      @Rexwar31 Před 3 lety +4

      OOPSY POOPSY! Guess I went and forgot all the minorities but that’s okay right? We still have all these fine people wearing MAGA hats who are staring with hate and vitriol at the black defendant. This should still be okay to do!

  • @zednott688
    @zednott688 Před 3 lety +19

    I'm liking this new "end with concrete solutions" thing. it's like a sexy little to-do list. thanks king

  • @scottmactavish9716
    @scottmactavish9716 Před 3 lety +43

    With a college degree, I've not been selected in 30 years. Way to go Floriduh!

    • @jcn91
      @jcn91 Před 2 lety +1

      Maybe because you think that you having a college degree means you should have been chosen over or instead of the people who have been picked for the last thirty years is a good reason that you haven't been picked.

    • @scottmactavish9716
      @scottmactavish9716 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jcn91 That was merely an observation adding to the credibility of the argument that ppl with a degree are avoided in the search for potential jurors. it's not better or worse thing, it's a 3-decades of personal experience thing.

  • @daanwilmer
    @daanwilmer Před 3 lety +203

    As a non-American, this show is my weekly dose of "WTF is wrong with your country?"

    • @davidzz4307
      @davidzz4307 Před 3 lety +9

      As an American this show is a weekly dose of”WTF” is wrong with “my” country

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 3 lety +16

      I wish we had a John Oliver in Germany - there is plenty of stuff going wrong here, too.

    • @BossmodePictures
      @BossmodePictures Před 3 lety +4

      @@lenkacfk7155 We had Böhmermann who did things like that once in a while...

    • @358itachi
      @358itachi Před 3 lety +2

      As a non-American temporarily living in Germany, I watch this to see 'WTF wrong with America' and then etrapolate it to relate to 'Can this happen in my country of origin'. Some of the stuff from JO like authoritarianism, bitcoins, multilevel marketing , vaccines etc are applicable to India too, especially when one of my friends (who holds a PhD in a scientific field) recently raised a question on requirements of vaccines.

    • @AkireraStraberri3
      @AkireraStraberri3 Před 3 lety +7

      I get to sit here and say “WTF is wrong with my country?” and “When can I leave? I need a break!”

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 3 lety +410

    The more I learn about all the nuanced ways the US is racist, the more depressed I get.

    • @imbk
      @imbk Před 3 lety +11

      There there. I feel the same, America so glorified but it is a balloon full of shit about to explode... except that a lot of people already live inside that baloon

    • @j_scumbag1762
      @j_scumbag1762 Před 3 lety +21

      Ditto. It hurts to learn the truth of America. But let the sadness and anger fuel you to make change

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 Před 3 lety +4

      You could try to get angry instead.

    • @FamilyRoyalty
      @FamilyRoyalty Před 3 lety +12

      Don't get depressed. Get involved! 💪

    • @zenebean
      @zenebean Před 3 lety +10

      Yes, life here is full of increasing anger and disappointment, augmented by exasperation with people that believe our country is an absolute good and always has been. I just want yell, "the Hell! We're responsible for the genocide of native Americans, and half of the states fought a war with the rest so they could keep owning people!"

  • @jeffreym68
    @jeffreym68 Před 3 lety +18

    Another issue- in the 30+ years I've been eligible, I've never been selected for a jury, nor have my friends. We're teachers, professors, and doctors, and were told we could go home because we were "too educated." What does that even mean?

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 Před 3 lety +4

      Well, again, no smart people.

    • @chrispettus2532
      @chrispettus2532 Před 3 lety +2

      That was actually stated? I suppose that could be an argument from the defense requesting a jury of their peers, although, possibly not encouraging for the fate of democracy. If that argument came from the prosecution, that's evil.

    • @jeffreym68
      @jeffreym68 Před 3 lety +2

      @@chrispettus2532 Yes, I was surprised and confused. The two PoliSci profs I asked said it's a common bias, because the strategies used in court often hinge on jurors following the lawyer's logic, rather than analyzing everything from their own. In addition, prosecutors don't want anyone on a jury that knows you don't have to find someone guilty if you don't agree that the act should be illegal. Makes sense. Even though you aren't allowed to tell other jurors, that's one guilty vote.

  • @VanillaVillain8
    @VanillaVillain8 Před 3 lety +28

    *Greg: "My goals are beyond your understanding."*

  • @aarachus
    @aarachus Před 3 lety +89

    John Oliver makes me laugh harder than anyone else while providing education. He's my fav tv personality

    • @txlish
      @txlish Před 3 lety

      And hence they took down Hasan Minaz - Duh, The Race Card proven .

  • @shanemichaels124
    @shanemichaels124 Před 3 lety +243

    "When the Jury is all white, things can go SOUTH really fast!" Aaaaah, I see what you did there, John... even if you didn't, lol

  • @stevegoof9905
    @stevegoof9905 Před 3 lety +149

    Sooooo, you haven't objectified Adam Driver in a while.

  • @kylecrozier5645
    @kylecrozier5645 Před 3 lety +2

    Not only is this one of the greatest topics for him to talk about, such a fantastic issue, and the icing on the cake is his mention that it was technically a Race Card Card. So good. So happy.

    • @imangiomo
      @imangiomo Před 2 lety

      I love this comment!!
      ♡♥︎♡

  • @aidalubuulwa7577
    @aidalubuulwa7577 Před 3 lety +59

    As someone who lives in Danbury: I was not prepared for that flaming 😭

    • @sethwakeman9031
      @sethwakeman9031 Před 3 lety +2

      And doesn't it have the highest Spanish immigrant population per capita in the state too?
      He really should have picked Wilton or New Canaan 🙄😂

    • @13zounds
      @13zounds Před 3 lety

      Hi neighbor.

  • @sarahwillacker4135
    @sarahwillacker4135 Před 3 lety +149

    These “accidents” sound disgustingly deliberate

    • @HarderTime89
      @HarderTime89 Před 3 lety +6

      100 percent. Headshop stoner college dude isnt given enough credit! Lol

  • @QuidamByMoonlight
    @QuidamByMoonlight Před 3 lety +1

    Wow. Thank you John Oliver for covering this!

  • @jakeybby8527
    @jakeybby8527 Před 2 lety +7

    18:12 Honestly, hearing her say she was looking forward to serving and knowing she wont get the chance BC We know that the system will not ever let her honestly kind of hurts my heart man.

  • @jodybourgeois8813
    @jodybourgeois8813 Před 3 lety +2070

    I've been called, but never selected. I've been told that they don't like scientists, we tend to follow facts rather than laws.

    • @S489_20mg
      @S489_20mg Před 3 lety +68

      LMAO

    • @robcrawford6603
      @robcrawford6603 Před 3 lety +406

      Called twice, Jody. Dismissed both times. Had a friend tell me that when presenting DNA evidence they don’t like having jurors that understand the tech. Friend was assistant DA... I am a published molecular biologist. System is run by a-holes.

    • @penttihirsus
      @penttihirsus Před 3 lety +157

      Who benefits from this crazy system? Or is just a playground for prosecutors and defenders to measure their dicks? There is better justice systems around the world, cant understand why modern america keeps this old and corrupt system. And I don't mean to diss americans, just sometimes wonder why they are so stubborn with their old ways

    • @rakninja
      @rakninja Před 3 lety +92

      @@penttihirsus because we often have the attitude "if it was good enough for grandpa, it's good enough for me!" or they were told "this is the one true system" from someone they respect to the point of taking everything they say unquestioned.

    • @Mourtzouphlos240
      @Mourtzouphlos240 Před 3 lety +88

      @@penttihirsus What happens to a person convicted by an all white jury? They go to prison. Who is restricted from voting? Convicted felons.

  • @berkpick
    @berkpick Před 3 lety +741

    I feel like "ya don want the smart ones" has been America's policy in general recently.

    • @whitneynelson9124
      @whitneynelson9124 Před 3 lety +16

      Say that again for the people in the back.

    • @maipai101
      @maipai101 Před 3 lety +20

      It was always that way

    • @scyllacat
      @scyllacat Před 3 lety +9

      as a smart person, they put me on a jury once, and I ended up being the foreman. Dang right they don't want me. i take over.

    • @jnyerere
      @jnyerere Před 3 lety +19

      "recently" should be switched to "since its inception."

    • @theinternet911
      @theinternet911 Před 3 lety +4

      Oh so that's why Donald Trump's mother didn't get abortion

  • @QuaseVingativa
    @QuaseVingativa Před 3 lety +2

    love the legwork the word accidentally is doing in this episode

  • @justjay001
    @justjay001 Před 3 lety +4

    I just discovered John and I have been binging all the videos and learning so much!! Thank you

  • @snehasowmy7226
    @snehasowmy7226 Před 3 lety +315

    The whole “90% of African American neighborhoods were accidentally left out” can’t possibly be an accident. I would understand a few percentage points but over 90% is definitely deliberate

    • @raymondfields3562
      @raymondfields3562 Před 3 lety +3

      #ADOS are a group with a specific justice claim. The #ADOS movement demands a specific agenda with policy prescriptions that address the losses stemming from the institution of slavery, Jim Crow, redlining, convict leasing, mass incarceration and immigration.
      Without specific measures being instituted, #ADOS are locked out of the country our ancestors built during chattel slavery. Without reforms through transformative government, we will be left to continue living a third world life in a first world country.
      #ADOS #Reparations2020 #LineageMatters #DataMatters ADOS101.com

    • @Charlie_Rowe
      @Charlie_Rowe Před 3 lety +1

      90% of African American neighborhoods? So neighborhoods where blacks are predominate? Like say a Bronx Jury. Let's not mention that segregation of races is the issue, because I'm sure there would be none that would be against predominantly white, or Asian, or Middle Eastern neighborhoods that have a problem with diverse juries

    • @michaelvenezia9673
      @michaelvenezia9673 Před 3 lety +1

      I know.... It's almost like there is systematic means in place to keep afri. Amer. Struggling in several different ways

    • @mizinoinovermyhead.7523
      @mizinoinovermyhead.7523 Před 3 lety +3

      The issue at play here is simple and it has far less to do with race than you might think and than he makes out. Lets take a look at a sample county: I'm more familiar with Broward county in Florida than anywhere else so I'll use that to prevent a massive man hunt of research. Broward county is 30% African american. There is a population distribution map that places the vast majority of African Americans in a city called sunrise (google [sad as this sounds] "Where do blacks live" and zoom in on the map I don't even want to know why that is called that but thats another fight, broward is just north of miami). Sunrise is described by 6 zip codes that while not consecutive are, save for one, all within ten ish of each other going from 33313 through 33326 with an outlier of 33351. So basically a bad bit of code that skipped 33320 through 33326, would drastically reduce the number of African american selectmen. Thats 6 zip codes out of 53, and its incredibly easy to do accidentally. For instance Sunrise is comprised of 6 non sequential zip codes: 33313, 33322, 33323, 33325, 33326, 33351. Anyone selected in those zips gets sent to sunrise courts. So you build in a filter that builds that out so that they get assigned the right court house and so on. Well you can't select the zips sequentially 33313-33351 you'll send people who are in other cities to the wrong place. So you tell it for zips with 333 and either 1 (and 3) or 2 (and 2 or 3 or 5 or 6) or 5 (and 1) send to sunrise. Then you forget to close a parenthesis or add a digit, or you get the logic backwards and subtract that set from it, and suddenly everyone in that area isn't being summoned for jury duty. Its a common mistake to make and remember this is an under paid coder in the basement of the building somewhere tasked with debugging hundreds of thousands of lines of code just for this simple selection. I'm not saying it wasn't deliberate, but I am saying that its a farther stretch to think it was rather than to think it was a ghost in the machine that resulted in a grievous wrong.

    • @Charlie_Rowe
      @Charlie_Rowe Před 3 lety

      @@presidentialcampaignmusic1018 Then he has never been on a jury in San Antonio. It was 70% Hispanic with about 10% who didn't speak English. I know because I had to translate for them to fill out their paperwork.
      Again, my point is racial makes up changes in different areas. You're more likely to have more black jurors in Baltimore than you would say Fargo. That's not racism, that's geographical.

  • @Eternitycomplex
    @Eternitycomplex Před 3 lety +51

    Honestly, John Oliver's segments on the criminal justice system should be required viewing. I always knew that it was corrupt and biased, but am consistently floored by just how bad it is.

    • @julietardos5044
      @julietardos5044 Před 3 lety

      He should do a segment on getting divorced in America.

    • @JJ-nu8qi
      @JJ-nu8qi Před 3 lety

      Maybe if he was 100 percent truthful instead of trying to make jokes and biased journalusm.

    • @Eternitycomplex
      @Eternitycomplex Před 3 lety +2

      @@JJ-nu8qi Well he is a comedian, not a journalist. But I haven't noted anything in this segment or any segment related to the criminal justice system that was poorly researched or deceptive. Biased maybe, but untruthful? No. If you know otherwise, you are welcome to offer specific statements he's made that were false.

    • @JJ-nu8qi
      @JJ-nu8qi Před 3 lety

      @@Eternitycomplex How about the fact that not one mention of how a lot of minorities wont show up show for jury duty or try to get out of it. Its actually a big joke in these communities how stupid or how your a sucker for getting picked for jury duty.

    • @Eternitycomplex
      @Eternitycomplex Před 3 lety

      @@JJ-nu8qi First, even if that were true it is not evidence that John Oliver is untruthful. At best, you presented additional information not contradictory. It would be like saying a real estate agent who was selling you a 3-bedroom 2-bath house with an external 2-car garage and an acre of ground was lying to you because he didn't tell you the house was made of brick. One has no bearing on the other. Likewise, minorities skipping jury duty has nothing to do with systemic abuses that block minorities from the jury pool.
      Second, are you suggesting that minorities are the only ones who skip out on jury duty and that white people always show up? Or even that minorities are more likely to skip jury duty? If so, do you have statistical evidence to back up your claim? Because I've known tons of people who've been called to jury duty and looked for was to get out of it, and the vast majority were white.

  • @69TheGG
    @69TheGG Před 2 lety +3

    It’s amazing how Oliver figures everything out

  • @ordinaryaverageguy5440
    @ordinaryaverageguy5440 Před 3 lety +2

    Thank you Sir John for all you do.

  • @TheSassi14
    @TheSassi14 Před 3 lety +316

    John: "How do you ask anyone so many questions about anything"
    Me: Remembering the questions about the "race card" card...

    • @bostonharmon6540
      @bostonharmon6540 Před 3 lety +9

      23

    • @TheSassi14
      @TheSassi14 Před 3 lety +14

      @@bostonharmon6540 I only counted 18, but it was hard to tell where one question ended and the next started

    • @kalyka98
      @kalyka98 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes but it is a race card how many race cards do you ever see in your lifetime?

  • @CranesNotSkyHooks
    @CranesNotSkyHooks Před 3 lety +1879

    Who's here after the announcement of the John Oliver Memorial Sewer Plant in Danbury?

    • @Jan_Strzelecki
      @Jan_Strzelecki Před 3 lety +47

      I am :)
      But it seems like it's just a tongue-in-cheek plug-in on Oliver's part.

    • @richardsantost
      @richardsantost Před 3 lety +43

      If you are here because of this, min 06:05 😂😂😂😂

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u Před 3 lety

      Yepper

    • @StBurkeINC
      @StBurkeINC Před 3 lety +47

      @@Jan_Strzelecki Yeah, a bunch of people not realizing the joke is that hes going nuclear on a quaint, peaceful small town

    • @WalkingRoscoe
      @WalkingRoscoe Před 3 lety +1

      Yup.

  • @GabrielGosselin
    @GabrielGosselin Před 3 lety +5

    John: Do you like rakes?
    Geralt: Only broken ones.

  • @jasperdraca
    @jasperdraca Před 3 lety +7

    The "don't want smart people" part probably explains why I was struck from jury duty. I was summoned a while ago, but was never chosen. I just remember the way the lawyer perked up when I mentioned that I worked at a fast food restaurant, then his face went blank when I used words that contained more than three syllables in my answers to later questions. It was an interesting experience...

  • @amyfisher6380
    @amyfisher6380 Před 3 lety +504

    This is what is meant by “systemic racism.”

    • @abiyoyo9831
      @abiyoyo9831 Před 3 lety +6

      Systemic systems of structural institutions man

    • @karinrandall855
      @karinrandall855 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes!

    • @chefjoelcarpenter3204
      @chefjoelcarpenter3204 Před 3 lety +8

      How is this racism? It happens to caucasians all the time. If your a poor white male from the trailer park and your jury is all doctors and well off people like it is in my county the poor get screwed over while those with wealthy last names get let go.

    • @redatlanta3100
      @redatlanta3100 Před 3 lety +20

      Chef Joel Carpenter lol name an example of that happening...

    • @xylophone897
      @xylophone897 Před 3 lety +48

      @@chefjoelcarpenter3204 okay so the system hurts white people too, let's fix it then

  • @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643
    @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643 Před 3 lety +384

    John: "Private companies can be surprisingly unreliable."
    Me: "How is THAT surprising?"

    • @Gehzandersmeckz
      @Gehzandersmeckz Před 3 lety +3

      In relative terms, if something is more unreliable than most people would expect, then I think it's fair to call it surprising.

    • @Rudyelf1
      @Rudyelf1 Před 3 lety

      So in all white towns where the government is all white, you want the white government to be in charge of jury selection?

    • @58209
      @58209 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Rudyelf1 if you're concerned about under-representation of people of color in the governing bodies making decisions that impact people of color, i've some got alarming news for you about the racial makeup of the leadership of the for-profit companies governments contract to do that same work

    • @barrycullen598
      @barrycullen598 Před 3 lety +9

      He was being sarcastic

    • @Rudyelf1
      @Rudyelf1 Před 3 lety

      First Last aren’t companies faster to respond to boycotts and cancel culture and change as compared to entrenched politicians in secure districts?

  • @TheReverendPaqo
    @TheReverendPaqo Před 3 lety +6

    6:20 - the infamous moment that lead to the beef and realization that John wanted a sewage plant named after him.
    I love this show.

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly Před rokem +1

    John nails it once again. I am so proud to claim him as a fellow American citizen. Dude, keep up the good work!

  • @eleahflockhart
    @eleahflockhart Před 3 lety +375

    My mother was once on a jury for a trial where they were trying to convict a woman of "assault with a deadly weapon" for throwing a lit cigarette at a cop, and there was an advocate for police officers on the jury, they ended up with a hung jury because the police advocate insisted the defendant was guilty of assault with a deadly weapon

    • @IsabellaFrank2
      @IsabellaFrank2 Před 3 lety +38

      I'm glad they weren't convicted!

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen Před 3 lety +56

      Poor job by the defending attorney not to exclude that person from the jury I'd say.

    • @eleahflockhart
      @eleahflockhart Před 3 lety +36

      @@TimoRutanen we're pretty sure that person just carefully didn't mention their profession to the defense attorney, because technically no one asked if they were a police advocate, though they may have been asked if they were a police officer or related to a police officer

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen Před 3 lety +17

      @@eleahflockhart Certainly. But I'd think it's within the attorney's skillset to detect weaselry. Things do fall through the cracks too of course.

    • @alexcrosstic5372
      @alexcrosstic5372 Před 3 lety +56

      Can do you one better with one of my jury times. Defendant had the deadly weapon assault charge because cop stood in the middle of street yelling "stop" and the defendant kept marching forward with his wheelbarrow. Cop: big, beefy guy. Defendant: scrawny, old 95lb weakling. Verdict: not guilty. Jury not at all happy having to go through 3 days of hearings on a bogus charge.

  • @loblocks222
    @loblocks222 Před 3 lety +436

    I think we need a USPS/VotingByMail Part 2.

  • @aaronhamos5925
    @aaronhamos5925 Před 9 měsíci +2

    John Oliver should do a bonus episode for people he said he could do a whole episode on.

  • @RobSchofield
    @RobSchofield Před 3 lety +4

    A superb, well-written and expertly delivered piece to camera. Well done, John. Stay Safe!
    PS. The World is holding it's breath...

  • @preachingara2423
    @preachingara2423 Před 3 lety +189

    "We don't want smart people" The new national motto.

    • @aoeu256
      @aoeu256 Před 3 lety +5

      Trump "I love the uneducated"

    • @lazyhomebody1356
      @lazyhomebody1356 Před 3 lety +2

      Um, this surprises you? How many times have you been told to "get a life" when you volunteer a fact?

    • @jeremytine
      @jeremytine Před 3 lety +11

      @@lazyhomebody1356 my favorite is "if you don't like it here, you can leave", as if our country has reached the zenith of social evolution. As if protesting and dissidence aren't cornerstones of our culture.

    • @Matthez22
      @Matthez22 Před 3 lety +5

      "new"

    • @semaj_5022
      @semaj_5022 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jeremytine it's almost just like these people take legitimate criticisms of their country as personal attacks because so much of their identity is tied up in living in "the greatest country in the world," because without that delusion they have nothing left to feel good about.

  • @Richard.Atkinson
    @Richard.Atkinson Před 3 lety +232

    John is being charitable when he uses the word “accidentally” in this segment...

    • @cerebraldreams4738
      @cerebraldreams4738 Před 3 lety +1

      On the software end, not charitable enough. Don't take this the wrong way, but America's computer science education program is a giant joke, and those jokes are often replaced by even less qualified jokes with a thick Indian accent and an H1B visa. CZcams is more than a decade old and the development team still manages to periodically screw up the platform. "Well it runs and the video plays, so clearly the testing process is done."

    • @Kajarago
      @Kajarago Před 3 lety +12

      Not charitable, he's refraining from making factually inaccurate statements which could get HBO sued.

    • @ericwingate124
      @ericwingate124 Před 3 lety +1

      Well there is no actual evidence that some of these aren’t indeed accidents, he said himself we don’t know if they are entirely accidental but he wants to refrain from saying statements that aren’t true. If he didn’t, it wouldn’t be news.

    • @LK-qk8fm
      @LK-qk8fm Před 3 lety +1

      @@cerebraldreams4738 sure, but do you really believe these software errors "coincidently" affected majority black areas? Maybe one of these examples could be pure coincidence. But not all of them.

    • @cerebraldreams4738
      @cerebraldreams4738 Před 3 lety +1

      @@LK-qk8fm - They found 2 or 3 counties out of more than 3,000 in the United States that had these kinds of software issues. I'd be much more concerned about that prosecutor teaching other prosecutors to do illegal shit.

  • @thenobalnacho
    @thenobalnacho Před 2 lety

    That Danbury bit kills me every time, "children included" holy shit hahahaha

  • @jazzylulu22
    @jazzylulu22 Před 3 lety +6

    As a native resident of Connecticut I approve of his summation of Danbury 😂😂😂😂

  • @anon_9221
    @anon_9221 Před 3 lety +218

    I can't believe he said that Z got all the hotties, completely ignoring Adam Driver right there at the start of the alphabet.

    • @soulkarver956
      @soulkarver956 Před 3 lety +2

      I was surprised as well.

    • @doctormo
      @doctormo Před 3 lety +11

      I think it's actually "Zadam Xriver", they changed it to Adam Driver for their earth disguise.

    • @NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      @NobodyNowhereKnowhow Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, but have you ever seen a zonkey?

    • @BlueSky-oe4fn
      @BlueSky-oe4fn Před 3 lety +5

      He might be weaning off Adam Driver 😔

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 3 lety +5

      Blue Sky , or Adam Driver got a restraining order...

  • @majorasmask5523
    @majorasmask5523 Před 3 lety +1114

    I’m surprised he hasn’t covered the foster care system, yet.
    Jesu Christi! 1.1k likes! My Biggus Dickus comment, ever!

    • @kimjin-hyub3413
      @kimjin-hyub3413 Před 3 lety +12

      65 % of Americans are born out of wedlock .

    • @dancasale8900
      @dancasale8900 Před 3 lety +64

      One clusterf**k at a time...

    • @justinbowman2126
      @justinbowman2126 Před 3 lety +31

      Stephanie Logan as someone who works for CPS, I wholeheartedly agree

    • @MyMonsterguy
      @MyMonsterguy Před 3 lety +1

      Queen Diomedes of Thrace Apparently the people who aren’t married.

    • @chaotic_jinks121
      @chaotic_jinks121 Před 3 lety +7

      @Queen Diomedes of Thrace people who don't understand what real societal problems are

  • @jordaneggerman4734
    @jordaneggerman4734 Před 3 lety +1

    Going back to this episode a month later makes the Danbury segment just *that* much sweeter

  • @olibrindy5121
    @olibrindy5121 Před 3 lety

    Thank you all behind this work. You're hardworkin' good people.

  • @jonathanward1992
    @jonathanward1992 Před 3 lety +373

    Me never having watched "How to Get Away with Murder": Is......is that's not what it's about?

    • @andrewphillips4266
      @andrewphillips4266 Před 3 lety +11

      Same😂

    • @yolandag8436
      @yolandag8436 Před 3 lety +4

      He meant like and instructional real life series and not the fiction drama series it is

    • @chaseteel251
      @chaseteel251 Před 3 lety +1

      No. It's very misleading.

    • @RandomGlow444
      @RandomGlow444 Před 3 lety +15

      Bwahhhaha no that’s nick name for her law class where she teaches her student how to fight and win murder cases in a court of law.

    • @getpumped87
      @getpumped87 Před 3 lety +5

      @@RandomGlow444 But I thought there was actual murder on the show? Like one of those things where they are law students and then one of them actually is a murderer?

  • @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control
    @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control Před 3 lety +256

    My aunt has done jury duty 5 times. Her last name starts with an E. I'm 40 and I've never been called up. My last name starts with a W.

    • @thefallenone1718
      @thefallenone1718 Před 3 lety +32

      Whoa your aunt is the famous rapper E40?

    • @PerthTowne
      @PerthTowne Před 3 lety +12

      That's a problem. I have a friend whose name begins with "S" and he got a jury summons, but they filled the number of jurors they wanted during his week of service before they got to "S".

    • @raywhite7179
      @raywhite7179 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm almost 40 and I've been called up for like 3 or 4 times and my last name starts with W. =/

    • @armisg5664
      @armisg5664 Před 3 lety +12

      @@raywhite7179 Well, sure, but you're White! (ba-dum-tss)

    • @artemismoon7655
      @artemismoon7655 Před 3 lety +3

      My last name starts with A and I got called for the first time last year. And I am 38. My other family members have all served, but somehow I was completely left out of the system for years until they announced they retooled the system to make it more fair.

  • @new-knowledge8040
    @new-knowledge8040 Před 3 lety +3

    The woman with the "Puffy Coat", should have passed the coat on to the remaining folk possibly being chosen.

  • @m_g_khatravinsky
    @m_g_khatravinsky Před 3 lety +1

    John Oliver nitpicking on the "Race Card" presentation is amongst the best things I've seen in a while

  • @sebihaidler9645
    @sebihaidler9645 Před 3 lety +1765

    There is an overarching theme to all these stories: in the USA private companies are somehow called up to manage and oversee all these programs/systems. Spoiler alert: they do it for profit, not for the greater good

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 Před 3 lety +34

      You really meant to say they do it for as much profit as possible and who cares if its an absolute crap program resolts

    • @proudpapaprick
      @proudpapaprick Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah... Alberta, Canada is similar with a lot of things. Not as wild and unregulated but the private sector handles most things.

    • @tjrockett8985
      @tjrockett8985 Před 3 lety +16

      Let me be clear...do you think a country founded by slave owners are "good" people? Jesus H Christ. Stop being dumb and get with the program that American HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS way. We simply hid it with our "exceptionalism" and media environment.

    • @justincoleman3805
      @justincoleman3805 Před 3 lety +7

      It’s called capitalism.

    • @josiegoransson3442
      @josiegoransson3442 Před 3 lety +23

      Keenan Thomas a lot of countries don’t let private companies run prisons for profit, or pay doctors to prescribe a certain drug, or handle jury summoning. The USA for some reason allows all of these things. Sure there’s corruption everywhere, but I’ve never seen it as bad anywhere else.

  • @lordeisschrank
    @lordeisschrank Před 3 lety +227

    "private companies can be surprisingly unreliable"
    you don't say!

    • @stefano2303
      @stefano2303 Před 3 lety +8

      that "surprisingly" surprised me

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 3 lety +3

      They can't even be trusted to consistently turn a profit, which is their primary reason to exist

    • @erickzuniga3113
      @erickzuniga3113 Před 3 lety

      I rather send my shit via UPS rather than USPS is all I'm saying

  • @MarquesLKing
    @MarquesLKing Před 3 lety +1

    Wow this episode was such an eye opener.
    Thankyou John

  • @EternalYorkieMom
    @EternalYorkieMom Před 3 lety

    My dog may not like music in general but he LOVES me singing/humming to him!

  • @theflaggeddragon9472
    @theflaggeddragon9472 Před 3 lety +304

    "Private companies can be surprisingly unreliable." I must say I am shocked to hear this. Shocked I say.

    • @osmark86
      @osmark86 Před 3 lety +5

      me also. me also. I was under the impression that the market never cut corners and that inefficiency was monopolized by public services.

    • @-morrow
      @-morrow Před 3 lety

      "public services can be surprisingly unreliable." gotta love vacuous statements.

    • @theflaggeddragon9472
      @theflaggeddragon9472 Před 3 lety +7

      @@-morrow That's not vacuous, it's misleading. Public services that are blatantly deliberately mismanaged to sabotage them and use that as an excuse to cut said service's funding even further are unsurprisingly unreliable.

    • @Rudyelf1
      @Rudyelf1 Před 3 lety

      The Flagged Dragon public services are inefficient because there is no incentive to make it more efficient. Not like the city manager is trying to maximize profits. The revenues are guaranteed because tax avoidance is illegal.

    • @theflaggeddragon9472
      @theflaggeddragon9472 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Rudyelf1 Show me any evidence at all that usps is more inefficient than ups or FedEx while they were receiving adequate funding. Or any other public service for that matter. The idea that public services are inefficient is a neoliberal lie pushed by corporations and lobbyists who want to privatize everything so they can make themselves and their shareholders more money.

  • @thrawncaedusl717
    @thrawncaedusl717 Před 3 lety +423

    I did “mock trial” in high school, and while we did not actually perform jury selection, I was taught by a judge (white woman) that the prosecutors goal in jury selection is to weed out those who are most demographically and idealistically similar to the defendant (oh, and it is true that seeming smart or knowing how court works is considered disqualifying. I was told that if I’m ever summoned for jury duty, just mentioning that I did mock trial would immediately get me dismissed).
    The whole experience taught me that our court system really is “pay-to-win” currently and needs to be completely re-worked (I think there is even a reasonable argument that it is violating the “equal protection under the law” clause).

    • @hankhillsnrrwurethra
      @hankhillsnrrwurethra Před 3 lety +9

      My experience is anecdotal of course but, I was on a capital murder death penalty jury in Georgia. That didn't keep me off an armed robbery jury in California.

    • @QueenErrr
      @QueenErrr Před 3 lety +6

      @@hankhillsnrrwurethra Yeah, I served in a jury for a white collar crime and the only people who were dismissed were those who could have had a bias in some way, either by knowing someone involved in the case (one guy was dismissed because it turned out his brother-in-law was one of the witnesses) or having been a victim of a similar crime and were self-admittedly unable to be impartial because of that. They did ask if we had served on a jury before but nothing about mock trials, and one of the jurors who served with me had served in a jury previously so idk if that really factored in. So while I wouldn't be surprised if this happens sometimes it was not my experience at all either.

    • @chucklebutt4470
      @chucklebutt4470 Před 3 lety +16

      Don't ever talk about Jury Nullification inside or directly outside of a courthouse. They're magic words.

    • @doglady9334
      @doglady9334 Před 3 lety

      Yup.

    • @dylanhunt3855
      @dylanhunt3855 Před 3 lety +10

      It is well known among those with a degree that having a degree is disqualifying.

  • @thelockwarden9028
    @thelockwarden9028 Před 3 lety +1

    Best part of my week (sometimes best part of a few weeks) is when these are made available in Australia.

  • @january1494
    @january1494 Před 3 lety +1

    “Danbury, Connecticut can eat my whole ass” might be my next tattoo lmao

  • @FloatingSunfish
    @FloatingSunfish Před 3 lety +173

    "In selecting blacks, again, you don't want the real educated ones. You don't want smart people."
    Cripes, I'm not even black and that was frigging infuriating.

    • @flachzange1614
      @flachzange1614 Před 3 lety +24

      But he said that counts for all races so thats not that bad...
      ... wait, thats mucht worse. Why dafuq you don't want smart people for jury?

    • @rrteppo
      @rrteppo Před 3 lety +5

      Someone smart is more likely to attempt to go against the grain which bogs down the court proceedings. While also being a lot less predictable because they can hold a bias and be impartial it if the evidence shows something else. Overall it is just a massive waste of effort on the lawyers part which they would like to avoid if he already thinks he is going to win; since they probably have 2-3 more cases that same day.

    • @Fa1wizzy
      @Fa1wizzy Před 3 lety +13

      @@flachzange1614 because a lawyers job is to serve his client regardless of right or wrong. Dumb people are more easily influenced, therefore increasing their chances of convincing them of the desired point of view. The whole idea of a jury is bull.

    • @OhGeeGanksta
      @OhGeeGanksta Před 3 lety +1

      @raserianfald That role belongs to the judge and the jury. If you take on the case, your goal, minus using illegal methods, should be to win for your team/client or strike some sort of deal.

    • @rrteppo
      @rrteppo Před 3 lety +2

      @raserianfald I agree, and there should be changes made to the legal system to reduce the amount of work placed on lawyers so that they can actually put in the time to really work through a case with an educated jury. Just look up what some public lawyers have for a workload.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 Před 3 lety +863

    John Oliver: that guy who manages to make political topics clear in under 20 minutes when cable news makes it crosseyed for a full hour.

    • @julianilsson8786
      @julianilsson8786 Před 3 lety +22

      A national treasure

    • @CptTotalWaffle
      @CptTotalWaffle Před 3 lety +28

      24 hour news coverage sounds sensible, but due to their business model, they end up in the business of keeping you watching for as long as possible, rather than as long as it takes to comprehend the news.
      They are disposed towards raising questions instead of answering them, so that people watch in the vain hope of at some point finding answers that never come.
      It's very bad journalism and kinda cruel too.

    • @user-fv6km9ey2w
      @user-fv6km9ey2w Před 3 lety +6

      And needlessly overly obsessed with race.

    • @Velmoret
      @Velmoret Před 3 lety +4

      @@user-fv6km9ey2w Only because the American justice system is overly obsessed with race

    • @CountBifford
      @CountBifford Před 3 lety +3

      John Oliver is not 24/7 news, and he often takes months-long breaks. He doesn't need to do padding.

  • @Viking_Luchador
    @Viking_Luchador Před 2 lety

    "You have been chosen to join the Justice Squadron. 8 AM at the Municipal Fortress of Justice"

  • @yacobz
    @yacobz Před 3 lety +2

    Omg the Race Card bit was his funniest I've seen in a while. I'm weak lol