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It's a classic! The Live Action Super Mario Bros Movie! Surprisingly, I haven't seen it after all these years. So let's see just how iconically disasterous thie bold adaptation can possibly be to be titled as one of the worst video game movies of all time...
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...Oh man. After all that I actually have a headache. I can respect it's bold reinterpretation..but I think I gotta sit down. Fingers crossed the Illumination Mario Movie isn't so bad...
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Wait
So true
This movie wasn't terrible, it is a cinematic masterpiece!
Do a review on the movie ‘Fall of Berlin’ it’s on yt and it’s Russian but you can use subtitles pls dazz pls respond
I will NEVER forget seeing in theaters back in 1993. The theater was full, the kids were excited....and the entire theater proceeded to sit there in silence for 90 minutes, just as they did with TMNT 3 that same year.
I always told people that leaving the theater felt like filing out of a funeral -- same with 1998's The Avengers.
Hahaha. Me too. I was like 5 or 6 and saw it theatres. Very boring and what the d fuck? Then i saw The Crow at like 7 or 8 and finally had my favorite movie
Bro you saw every terrible movie?
I remember I saw this when my parents rented this movie on DVD because K have been a Mario Fan since I was a Kid and after seeing this movie I was silent about and I never pitched it again
Omg TMNT 3 😭 that movie was brutal
I grew up on stuff like Blade Runner, so I was one of those weird kids that actually LIKED the Mario Bros movie. Like, I knew they could make a movie that's anything like the actual video game (I mean, for 1993 at least) so I was cool with it being weird and them throwing in Mario references here and there.
Everything is always different when moving from one medium to another, and I was perfectly happy with how they did it in 1993.
It would be hysterical if John Leguizamo made a cameo in the upcoming Illumination Mario movie. I doubt it will, but I can dream.
Wait there's actually going to be a mario movie?
@@smilesnack9482 Yup, you read that right. The Despicable Me folks are making a Mario movie.
NO P L E A S E
@@smilesnack9482 don't worry, Creator Shigiru Miyamoto, is completely at the forefront not letting Anything Go Rouge(Plus they Have American and Japanese Director input)
@@RedKnight26 so basically illumination did nothing but the animation, if not, I don’t think that will end well. I hope there is either no minions or anything on the illumination screen or that they are replaced with something like toads or goombas
So let me get this straight. 'Mario' is both Mario *AND* Luigi's last name? No wonder Luigi has such an existential crisis in some games.
some of the NPCs straight up call him green mario
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
it's why they're called "The Mario Brothers"
@@ashknight6696 when was that lol
@Meccah Lomax prob bc you didnt know his name oof
I still hate the fact that not everyone knows that Mario is supposed to be an Italian plumber and lives in Brooklyn, like the movie represents him nicely in this movie
I know right? That somehow turned into an obscure fact. In the old Mario games, it's mentioned Mario's main home is in Brooklyn.
Well nowadays Brooklyn is substituted for New Donk City but yeah idk
Fun fact: the Mario brothers are only Italian because of Charles Martinet. If it weren't for him, they would be gruff plumbers from Brooklyn with half of their current charm. (This is seen in this movie as well as the cartoons).
Edit: I will recognize that many people like the old Mario, this is a matter of opinion
Hey, Captain Lou Albano is one of the finest and most entertaining human beings to be on this Age, let alone Mario actor.
I mean... pasta power?
I actually prefer gruff and American Mario Bros.
Both interpretations are equally charming in their own ways.
Aye, Mario. You’ve got a piece of spaghetti on your overalls.
yoshi getting stabbed is barely as dark as mario jumping off him in the games to reach higher levels and leaves him to fall to his demise
That is not true mario would never do that to yoshi. It,s the player that does it.
@@ajrxxxx Mario is actually mind controlled by the player and murders his friends with our wanting to.
Until the cutscenes he has his choice there
@@fchef8370 That can be described to literally any main protagonist we play as in other video game franchises if you put it that way lol Any video game character we play as, we can decide what action they do, whether a bad or good thing.
@@retrofan4963 Exactly like the hit series with moral choices that changes outcomes later on
Epic Mickey
@@fchef8370 Exactly :) That's a great example.
I probably shouldn't have laughed as loud as I did at the "monke" joke
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M O N K E
Same it was the best thing about this video
@@JalapenoMovieCorner what dose this video have do with anything
@Edric de Coconut I gave your comment its 300th like. 😉
Worst part of the movie is when Mario says out loud "I'M NOT GONNA JUMP".
...
THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT YOU DO 99% OF THE TIME IN THE GAMES
JUMP, MAN
In this film they need boots to jump high.
Pretty sure thats the fucking joke
@@barnacles1352 where is the joke!? Is the joke the movie?
EXATCLY
Fun Fact:
Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of Mario, hated the movie because he thought it was "too similar to the game".
Too similar? More like too different from the games.
@@crazycockatoo5816 You know, I’ve heard of movie adaptations getting criticised for being too different to the original source material, but I barely hear them get criticised for being too similar.
THANK YOU! I was waiting for someone to mention this
Maybe he only saw the early script, that was too similar
Yeah but he also stated that he thinks that this movie is better than the anime 'cause he thinks it is way less boring.
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Fun Fact :
There was a actual Super Mario Bros movie in 1986, only released in Japan. It was a cartoon, and followed Mario and Luigi as they get sucked into a video game to save the Princess from King Koopa, sorta a predecessor to the SMB Super Show in design.
The reason it was never localized was due to legal issues with the artists with their contracts being to only work in-country, and Nintendo felt the OVA was too weird for Western audiences.
What was wrong with just having two normal plumbers getting whisked away into a medieval/steam punk world complete with monsters and princesses? Was it beyond the creators comprehension?
Umm did you watch the movie?
@@HonkeyKong54 Yes. And that isn’t what we got. Did YOU watch the movie??
@@hwtvi3466yes it is and it's still terrible.
It's fucking stupid.
Fun fact: Scapelli is based on the one off Mario character Foreman Spike (from the game Wrecking Crew).
Edit: Upon further research (not just taking a random thing I read as fact) I can't find anything backing this up so it might not actually be true.
Edit 2: I found the source of the claim (the Super Mario Bros Movie Archive website) but it doesn't provide any evidence.
That... Actually makes alot of sense. I have more respect for this movie now.
Fun Fact: The only main line Mario games that were out when this movie released were Mario Bros, Super Mario Brothers (1 - 3 and Lost Levels), Super Mario Land 1 and 2, and Super Mario World.
And Peach was only known as Toadstool in the west at the time so many people thought Daisy from the Land games was Peach..!
2:29 Fun Fact: She's legit supposed to be a Mario character in the games. While the film name her Daniella, it's revealed her middle name is Pauline. In the games, Pauline is a woman who Mario rescues from Donkey Kong in the Donkey Kong Arcade game(Mario's very first game). So she isn't a random character the film made up, she's supposed to be Pauline, who's one of the first Mario characters ever created.
this has even more proof in super mario odyssey
@@emilyoflynn Yep :) It's really cool they brought Pauline back in Mario Odyssey as the mayor in New Donk City. She came out as a playable character in the new Mario Tennis and Mario Golf game recently.
Why not just have her first name be Pauline?
@@ZyNye2011 Why have Goombas not look like the ones in the games, Why have Bowser be human? Who knows. But in Pauline's case, she's clearly supposed to be her in the film. Also, Mario's rival in Brooklyn in this film who got turned into a monkey from King Koopa's super scope is apparantly supposed to be Donkey Kong.
Just a little detail: Yoshi didn't had a voice until Yoshi's Story, most of the sounds Yoshi would do in the movie is that tongue sound in Mario World
Don't you mean Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island?
Uh yoshi had a voice in the animated series
I feel like if this wasn’t a Mario adaptation, it would have been, and done a lot better
This adaptation felt like a movie that was slapped with the Super Mario Bros. IP post production and they had to rewrite around the fact
It's more like the other way around - they shuffled through various directors, each of which had a different vision for the movie, with various rewrites to match, with the final pair making it into the abomination we know and acknowledge today.
@@syweb2 I respect your opinion
Bob Hopkins even said " the worst thing I ever did? Mario brothers. It was a fucking nightmare. The while experience was a nightmare. They had this husband and wife team whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! Fucking idiots. Fucking nightmare!"
He didn't even know it was based on a computer game until his own son told him and showed him the cartridge no doubt he realised what a mistake he made by doing the movie considering he wasn't the original choice to play mario
It was so bad I thought it was hillarious XD. Like Mario and Luigi thinking they could fly, The dancing elevator, The Bomomb Thing XD
*Bob-omb
@@toxic_shr00m lol
@@artstylejutsu2004 I don't remember commenting that lmao
Yep. Bob Hoskins even said this movie was the worst thing he ever did. Him and his on screen partner John leguizmo had such a bad experience working on it that they would often spend time in bars drinking knowing how bad it was gonna turn out
6:42 actually in the canon of the first game goomba’s are the traitors of the toad tribe and are banished, so it is possible.. in ways
I got a flaming takis ad right after you said "we need more fire!"
Ironically, takis are terribly un-spicy.
You asked, we give!
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, father and son called the Mario Bros. That sentence describes everything wrong with the basic premise of this adaptation.
They're not father and son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luigi meant that Mario was the only family member he's ever known
They are literally brothers, though, not parent and sibling. have you ever heard for a father figure that wasn't the person's actual dad?
THEY AREN'T FATHER AND SON if you payed a slight bit of attetion to the way luigi says it due to the brothers massive age gaps it is varely likley the brother's parents died shortly after Luigi's birth leaving Mario to raise him
Yep. Bob Hoskins even said it was the worst acting project he ever did
@@RabbiB0Y they might aswell be father and son with the way their relationship is framed
To think you watched this not long after I did is amazing. I still found Iggy’s line of “He’s not going to kill us, he’s not that nice.” to be very funny.
The animated movie is going to be made by a studio that made disappointing flicks
you mean illumation who made the great peanuts flick, the grinch animated flick that did good, the pets franchise which is good, the lorax which was meh, and hop a good flick. sure disspaointing. lol
@@CreativeSteve69 blue sky did the peanuts flick not them
@@CreativeSteve69 none of those except the peanuts movie r good, and the peanuts movie wasnt made by them
They made one good movie and it's the first Dispicable Me movie.
From what I've heard, Nintendo is very involved with the movie, so it should hopefully turn out alright at least
This movie was awful for many reasons, but there is another little talked about: It was intentional. Several makers of this movie had no intention of making a Mario movie but a Mad Max rip off. This is blatantly clear in most of the designs of the dinosaur world, though it's no better as then we'd have a trash rip off of that franchise instead.
"The TERRIBLE Super Mario Bros Movie..."
*Upcoming 2022 Mario Movie:* "Hold my mushrooms."
Jokes aside though, I liked the cast for this movie, I though that Bob Hoskins was a very good Mario
the new upcoming animated mario movie looks awesome so far, so it might be better than you expect
I feel like mario's girlfriend in the movie is supposed to be Pauline but with a different name.
Should be """""terrible"""""
With big huge quaternion marks
The Mario Movie in 2022 is pretty much going to be a redemption for everyone who watched this film, willingly or unwillingly.
Illumination probably will add minions in the movie.
@@chickenchowmein649 likely
I’m sure Illumination will end up screwing it up somehow.
@Scruffy Lol it's a Mario movie?? Why would minions be in the movie?? That makes no sense
@Scruffy Minions weren't in Hop, Secret Life of Pets, Dr Suess films or Sing, sooo pretty much any film that isn't connected to the Despicable Me franchise. You don't see Mickey Mouse in the Marvel movies, do you??
Say what you will about this movie, I kind of like it when I don't think of it as adapting the games. It has really awesome sets and animatronics and special effects and the story is insane but conceptually I love the adventure aspect. It makes me think of Big Trouble in Little China.
Terrible Mario movie, kind of decent standalone film.
@@toxic_shr00m I disagree in "decent film," but it's one of those "you have to experience it to appreciate it," type of films. It's a fun watch, but knowing all the bullshit that went into MAKING this film, it was really... sad.
This movie suffers from directors who didn't appreciate the source material. They wanted to make a sci fi thriller, but they got saddled with the Super Mario movie.
As a kid, my mom would look for any super mario content to show me
She came across this movie and never decided to show me because she thought it looked so god awful lol
Am I the only one who loved this movie when they where kids? I watched this over and over again, never once thought it was bad
Yes you are
I watched it recently having no expectations at all and being a fan of bad 80s and 90s movies, i really enjoyed it too. It could have gotten a much better approach though and I also fully understand the hate surrounding it, but I'm loving it. Just gotta have an open mind for the weird plot and characters.
I'm still waiting for the sequel.
@@copycatth3gr3at yeah… that’s not happening bro, however, one of the writers for this movie did make a comic sequel.
14:15 him turning from something weird and back into a human is refrencing smb3
And people wonder why Nintendo is so touchy over protective of their IPs....
Is no one going to talk about how Princess Peach wasn’t in this movie or the review AT ALL
I'm not gonna lie, I watched this a lot as a kid and enjoyed it and I still enjoy it
Sane here
I never watched it, but I did do a lot of research of it on the Mario Wiki. It always baffled me how such a movie could exist.
I agree
@@doozy5184 You should watch. It's actually a pretty fun ride.
I came into the comments to say this, and I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has this sentiment
I un-ironically really love this movie, even when I was a kid.
Honestly as a young kid I really enjoyed the movie. I liked the different adaptation of the Mario lore. But I hope the Illumination movie is closer to source material.
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I just watched it a few years ago. And it was so bad i thought it was hillarious XD
Even now I enjoy giving it a watch because it's one of those films that is such a WILD RIDE to endure. I've watched it multiple times throughout my life, saw it in theaters and even now I still find it just so absolutely WEIRD to watch that I enjoy it.
Yeah, since it has the franchise's creator Shigeru Miyamoto working on it
It was more accurate.
Actually, Miyamoto's comment about being "too Mario" was for the 1986 ANIME.
I like how even in this movie, it highlights that Mario wouldn't be there without Luigi.
If the illumination Mario movie feels ever meh just remember that you KNOW the new Mario movie would STILL be better than this shit
that car chase has everything from every car chase
When the fourth wall breaks itself, when someone looks at the fourth wall unintentionally: 3:21
My great grandpa worked on the special effects for this movie. Just thought that was interesting to share on this video
14:06 I believe this may be a reference to mario bros 3 where after you defeat a koopaling the king of that world turns back into their self after being transformed
You wanna hear something truly sad. When I was very young my brother who was 7 years older than me loved the games so we rented it from blockbuster one night and since I wasn't old enough to be interested in video games I hadn't played the games beforehand so I loved this movie. Which means yes. The Super Mario Brothers movie was my first introduction to the Mario universe.....
Your voice is so calming.
If you put a jump scare in these videos I would probably die
Let’s hope the new Mario movie coming next year is better
I don't care what it's like so long as they actually use the new Mario designs for it.
It's gonna be 3D animated Mario Movies
RIP Bob Hoskins.
We miss you Detective Valiant
I wonder if producer Roland Joffé saw this in his future while he was making and earning Oscar nominations for _The Killing Fields_ and _The Mission._
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Daisy. She’s an amazing character. I used to often play as her in Mario cart. However, they should’ve gone with peach. She’s one of the main characters and extremely important. If they went with both of them, that’d be awesome. Other then that, I barely remember this movie but hopefully it I ever watch it I won’t be as confused as I was watching this :)
I was only 3 weeks old when this came out.
11:41
Wait, that was an audio glitch? I mean, I thought it sounded weird, but I just assumed it was a voice crack or something. It did sound a little…gamelike to what Iggy sounded like sometimes. Nothing on Fisher Stevens, but Iggy’s voice is so inconsistent. Sometimes it’s fairly smooth and normal, sometimes it’s like this husky growl and other times it’s 11:41.
I have the feeling that Iggy still has yet to experience puberty. Maybe it’s a dinosaur thing. Then again, we also have Ludwig, who isn’t an adult yet, and puberty hit him like a train.
Iggy, what is going on?
I'd argue that this is a bad Mario adaptation but a great 90's comedy action flick on it's own, I really like this movie unironically.
I do not care what anyone says. This is my favorite movie unironically. I honestly think that it is one of the best movies ever made. No matter if others say it is bad, I think it is amazing. Totally underrated movie
hell no
Mario-san actually had an animated film that I think was never released outside of Japan or it was very unknown in the USA.
I did a report on this movie and my Karen of a teacher said “ I LOVE THIS MOVIE! How dare you hate on this movie!” And I responded back in my head with “ How the frick do you like that piece of -“
Terrible? I disagree. I consider this film to be one of the great works of art alongside Shrek, Megamind, The Bee Movie, and Manos: The Hands of Fate.
I’m watching this before the Mario animated movie trailer
You just had to say it, now there is an animated mario movie
when she screamed "HAAAYYY MARIO" i fucking died
Young me was SO happy to get a sticker book based on the movie...
Here's some facts about the Super Mario Bros. movie:
-The movie cost 48 million dollars to make, but only grossed under 21 million at the box office.
-In an Q&A with The Guardian, Bob Hoskins was asked what was the worst job he ever did, what had been his biggest disappointment, and if he could edit his past, what would he change. The answer to all three was Super Mario Bros.
-John Leguizamo was so sure the movie would be such a success, that when a major TV network offered to develop a sitcom about his life, he turned them down thinking he was too good for TV.
-When Conan O'Brien asked Dennis Hopper if he regretted being in any of his movies, Hopper said "I made a picture called Super Mario Bros. My six-year old son at the time - he now 18 - he said, 'Dad, I think you're probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?' I said, 'Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes.' And he said, 'Dad, I don't need shoes that badly.'"
-Danny DeVito was offer the role of Mario but he rejected.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Keaton were both offered the role of Koopa but they both declined.
-The directors never worked in Hollywood again and were avoided like leppers.
It's very understandable why all of these things happened. This is a movie where you hear "a man committed suicide after watching" and you believe it, cuase the movie is just THAT bad.
@Marshall Huffer Danny DeVito was NEVER offered the roll of Mario.
Not surprising it flopped. Hoskins didn't even know it was based on a game until his son Jack told him and showed him the cartridge game. Hoskins must have realised then what a mistake he made as I heard him and John leguizmo had such a bad experience working on it that they would often spend time in bars drinking knowing how bad it wqs gonna turn out. As for legeuizmo turning down the show you mentioned no doubt he was kicking himself knowing what a mistake he made.
All the rest of the other actors that turned the roles down all dodged a bullet there
Sometimes I wonder why movies adapted from non-movies don’t follow the original thing
The final directors for this movie (because it ran through several of them) wanted to make a sci-fi thriller, and didn't really care for the Super Mario Bros IP.
Well, another one is on its way
Having 90s background music is a good thing
That one day being April 7th
When they cast. Charles martinet (I think thats how you spell it) they said that he's an Italian plumber from Brooklyn
True, that was confirmed. I'd say Mario, Luigi, Pauline, Donkey Kong, and Donkey Kong Jr were in Brooklyn at one point in the events of the DK Arcade game all the way to the Mario Bros Arcade game. Then afterwards, the Mario Bros separate ways going to the Mushroom Kingdom. And Donkey Kong and Jr found an island to live and name the island after him. New Donk City is based on New York and Pauline is the mayor in New Donk City in the Metro Kingdom. Pauline most likely made New Donk City to make it like the home she originally live and run as a Mayor in there.
So it's not just the Super Mario movie, there are other terrible video game adaptations like the Street Fighter movie,
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, All Resident Evil movies and pretty much all live-action video game adaptations suck.
Except Sonic the Hedgehog 1 and 2.
@@blazebrodypc2006official yes
@@blazebrodypc2006official and Detective Pikachu to some extent.
@@paperluigi6132 Oh yeah, and that too.
This was an awful movie but at the same time I love it.
7:39
that line meant the breaks went out, not that there were never brakes to begin with
If I wanna experience a Mario story, with characters and arcs and all that, I'll just play a Mario RPG, there are like 8 of them.
As I understand, the director of this movie wanted to make a post apocalyptic, pet project, but couldn't get any of the studios to fund it. Then, when the studio execs saw that these Nintendo games were super popular and making tons of cash, they wanted to get hitched to that bandwagon. So they got the rights to Super Mario Bros., one of the absolute most popular titles at the time. The director was basically turned down when he proposed his post apocalyptic script, but they knew he would work for relative cheap, so they offered him "Super Mario Bros.". The director then, pretty much made a couple changes to his post apocalyptic movie script that he already had, and just slapped the name, "Super Mario Bros." on it. So this was his way of filming his passion project in some form. There's a reason why there's not a single proper element from the game in that movie except in name only.
13:12 Oh no there's even a plane flying in the back round.
It's THIS movie's fault that the good dinosaur exists? another point off for it.
I generally associate Bob Hoskins' American accent with Eddie Valiant from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, so it's weird hearing the same voice in a different context
I actually really loved this movie. It was on CZcams when I was a fourteen and I watched it pretty often. Like I knew it was awful, but I loved how bizarre and far removed it was to the games. It was an alternate reality of the games you might say... 🤔 I’m sorry...
Yes, the sniffit was introduced in Super Mario Bros. 2.
I'm loving being a new fan and catching up on old videos. Can anyone tell me what's on Dazz's wrists though? I can't unsee it now that I noticed them!
I feel like whoever wrote this weird plotline was definitely drinking too much
Do the Mario, or your gonna turn into a Goomba!
Moustachless Luigi? No thank you
I'm not ashamed to admit this is my favorite movie of all time
HOW DARE YOU call such a clear 90s masterpiece that innovated the video game adaption genre and Italian plumber representation...TERRIBLE! 😤🤣.
Jk, Regardless, I along with most other people my age won't forget watching this as a kid, for better or for worse.😄🙌 Good vid, Mate!!
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Finally you reviewed my favorite movie of all time
Finally someone who likes this movie
I really hope you’re joking…
@@wariojoe9453 it's called having a unpopular opinion
@@wariojoe9453 I'm not
i am now allowed to say "which"
This is one of those films I have enjoy far more than I should.
some mario games after this movie took some ideas from it
like that part before the sponsor where mario falls into the sand wall inspired super Mario 64’s paintings
Somewhere in the distance, the Sonic movie is laughing at this
You mean tbe 1996 anime film or the 2020 live action thingy?
OMG Lena is Aunt Petunia!
Unpopular Opinion: Even though the movie is terrible, I still really enjoyed it. I’ve watched this movie so many times throughout my life and I still enjoy it. The movie is honestly pretty underrated
Can we just take a moment to realize that in this movie, Bowser was accompanied by Harry Potters evil aunt from the dinosaur dimension? Because he was. No wonder she's on the bad side. The Dursleys were jerks.
In a parallel universe Aunt Petunia is a hyper evolved dinosaur muggle.
This is a guilty pleasure of mine.
I’m so confused… what even is this cursed plotline!
it would be very funny if chris pratt played mario
The problem is the koopas are turtles not dinosaurs and Yoshi's aren't intelligent
Unpopular opinion: I actually really, REALLY like this film. It's far from perfect, but I have a very soft spot for it.
Say what you want, but I liked Bob Hoskins as Mario and John Leguizamo as Luigi. Idk finding any good things in this movie is like looking for gold in a pile of Dino Turds.