@@amitgodara2684yet to ever have a foreigner who was actually correct when they were trying to be though The British get the closest before they go down the penal colony jokes Americans think they do but fail so badly its just sad
i was thinking it sounded really good but then i was like..wait, what the hell do i even know about Australian accents? it could be absolute shit! lol cool to hear from someone who lives there
@@rocky1raquelWhoa!! Talk about not having a clue. Crocodile Dundee, AKA Paul Hogan. Hogan is/was an Australian actor. And is still living. And is NOT The Croc Hunter!!
I just love this man! ❤ His stories are so funny....I could listen to them all day and all night. I just can't get enough of them. Gabriel you rock!! ❤😘😘😘
I remember coming back from a wedding in Greece about 10 years ago, I went through security with my carry on, and they had me open my bag after the x-ray. I forgot that I had the letter opener from the wedding in the bag, they pulled it out and I told them what it was, the put it back in my bag let me on the plane. I was like, "wait what just happened?"
I had my Vegemite confiscated because it was over 100ml and I’d mistakenly packed it in my carry on. So, I’m sorry people, but anyone thinking that getting through Australian customs is a piece of cake, it’s not. For anyone wondering why I was carrying Vegemite in the first place, we were heading to Asia for 12 months and I had to have it for my Vegemite and avocado toast. 🤤
Something goes off while walking thru metal detector: USA: “Alright sir/ma’am, I’m gonna have to pay you down” Australia: “ehh go ahead” Australia is like that one busted up playground that doesn’t care about your feelings. 😂😂😂
I confirm, Australian airports are the easiest 😅 and I was prepared for the examination of the soil on my shoes for the 1st time 🤪 and cleaned them well😅
😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 I worked in the security industry here in Australia for nearly 30 years and did some work on security years ago at Sydney Airport being honest I’d be more worried about some of the dodgy looking security guards used to work with than someone like Fluffy. 😂🤣😂 As for a security guard with an Aussie accent we’re as rare as hen’s here in New South Wales.
“They don’t make them in your size”
- Security Officer in his head
Lol this comment was better then others
“I didn’t know they made (dinosaur sounds) X” 😂😂😂😂
This is some explosive jokes, it blew my mind
Yea they don't have enough explosive to cover his vest lol so he's their scout lol
@@AaronCoats-dm5uk😢😢0 There's coffee😢😢😅😊
That wasnt racial profiling. That was RATIO PROFILING.
Those were some... Heavy accusations xD
@@annasin1987 Ah, a man of quality wit 🤝
Those were some. . . heavy implications
@@timecubedI don't think you got the joke
Nice
@@annasin1987 bravo good sir👏
The TSA probably thought he aint stabbing anything with a knife unless its a cake.
lol
😂😂😂😂 Good one cake 🍰 knife 🔪 😂😂😂
Australia doesn't have the TSA
Or over a cake
I'd be tempted to bring a small knife just to try and get the security guy to say, "That's not a knife..." 😃😃
"Only thing you could terrorize is an all-you-can-eat buffet.'
Underrated
@@nathanides7584Much thanks.
Bahahahahahaha
😂😂
😂😂
“Nah mate, you’d absorb the explosion.” 😂
Lmao 😂
OMFG :D
+10 blast resistance
He has its own gravitational force
Made me laugh out loud, oh god.
What the guard really wanted to say:
"You couldn't even fit in the cockpit"
LOL
Yanks just aren't funny
"... And even if you would the plane would be significantly off balanced"
Or "Hey, when have you even seen a fat cunt terrorist"
But he just tried to be polite haha
"Eh go ahead" that go me dying 🤣
*Likewise..* 😅
“Hey when have you ever seen a fat terrorist”😂😂😂 that way he said it got me 😂😂😂😂😂
The security knew they don't make bomb vest in XXXL size.
Iirc, doesn’t Gabriel go up to 5X 😆😅
That's a nuke right there
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Friggin T Rex on the tag, lol
@I Eat Ants HOLY HELL!
Only in Australia can airport security both roast and compliment you in a single sentence.
Sense 😊
Tense 😎
Dense 😣
Combo breaker
where was the compliment?
As an australian, he nailed that accent
Edit: Woaw people seem to dissagree with me and now want my head on a pike. Chill like gawd dam.
fr
Where the fuck in the country do they speak with that accent.
Absolutely spot on mate
But Iglesias isn't Australian. As a comic he did fine of course. But he is not Australian.
@@michaelg8193 no really
Love him or hate him, Fluffy will always be entertaining 😂
Why would someone hate him though
“Look he’s crying, I bet it tasted like gravy”
I’ll bring out the mashed potatoes
Holy shit 😂
We have another comedian I see.😂
He’s croyin he’s croyin
I see what you did there😂😂
It's Australia.
The Earth itself is already terrorizing them.
In return they must verbally terrorize every human around them
@@literallynoone9705 it's a vicious cycle 😅
What could any terrorist do that the wildlife is already not doing to them?
@@DrFunkman Something nuclear related probably
@@theonescratchwonder6484 you haven't seen some of the animals there then
The moment his friends drop the «f*ck» killed me😂😂😂
That got me laughing so hard because I can just see it happening 😂
‘Hey, when have you ever seen a fat terrorist’ You just made one 😂
“When have you ever seen a fat terrorist?” Lmaoo
Not fat. Fluffy.
Although not many terrorist run away from their bombs.
What up pogfish
They don't make bomb vest in XXXL size.
I mean...not to be that guy,
But no
Yep, that’s my home country
Yup home sweet home for us we are used to it
Safa here l, you guys are awesome
Straya M8 😎👍
Did anyone ask though
That's what I thought. I knew exactly what the guard was going to say.
Dude in the back 🫢😱*gasp* The Knife!
Why do comedians always have the best stories to tell
Because they add things to the story to make it funny
Because they know how to deliver the story in the best comedic way
You could be a comedian too if your life was as weird as most theirs.
You can always count on Australians being brutally honest with ya
But the moment others are brutally honest to Australians, they've somehow crossed a line that only Aussies are in charge of
@@amitgodara2684 Name three examples.
@@amitgodara2684 yeah I’m not with ya on that
@@amitgodara2684yet to ever have a foreigner who was actually correct when they were trying to be though
The British get the closest before they go down the penal colony jokes
Americans think they do but fail so badly its just sad
im australian and autistic so um yippee ki-yay or something
i mean he wasnt lying tho
"Jabba the jihadi"the fat terrorist
"Never before have I been so offended by something i 100% agree with"
Officer was spitting facts.
True
well remember in dark knight the fat guy had a bomb sewn in his belly
Bro Aussie humor is just something else
Oh my gosh Australians are something else 😳 the end had me dying🤣
you cut out the funny part at the end when Gabriel says the security says look he's crying." I bet it tates like gravy lol.
Toon toon toon
Newcastle sucks
The crying and taste like gravy joke is about the Australian beach
@@andymccreight3175 New castle 🏳️🏴🏳️🏴
@themotorbikelife if5v3 rwo47bk8gu4uownda ve75k7b3bf l4wiil
I like how you can hear a guy in the audience go “the knife..” when fluffy did the metal detector beep
Thanks i never noticed that
I didn’t see someone talking about in the comment so I was like did I really hear it but there is my sisterrrrr thank you girl❤
I had to listen very carefully to hear it
What the guard wanted to say is that he'll only blow up the toilet.
Fluffy got straight up roasted.
Dude as an Aussie, that’s a really good accent
i was thinking it sounded really good but then i was like..wait, what the hell do i even know about Australian accents? it could be absolute shit! lol
cool to hear from someone who lives there
Yea mate i just watched it again i didnt even realise, it is pretty good (im an aussie to)
as an Australian, I can also confirm
It's pretty decent ay
I thought it was mediocre at best
Aussies just say what they think. They're great.
some of us do the other half are brainwashed idiots
Thank you
Git a dead dog up ya mate! ;)
Thanks ya motherf*cker
(this is a joke obviously 😂)
Aussies are truly amazing
"the knife " that guy was paying attention 😂
This guy's impressions are awesome
hard to hide an explosive vest when your shirts that tight
“That’s not a knife…that’s a knife” Crocodile Dundee
A knoyfe!
I miss that guy 💔
@@rocky1raquelWhoa!! Talk about not having a clue.
Crocodile Dundee, AKA Paul Hogan. Hogan is/was an Australian actor. And is still living.
And is NOT The Croc Hunter!!
I just love this man! ❤ His stories are so funny....I could listen to them all day and all night. I just can't get enough of them. Gabriel you rock!! ❤😘😘😘
"When have you ever seen a fat terrorist"
all of them, since they're wearing 50 bombs under that Hawaiian shirt 💀
Its good to be Australian.
You're god damb right
strewth!
Nope you re from Nazareth 😅
@@_Dnoire_ like hell we are
Thanks Jesus!
I figured he'd have said "thats not a knife, this is a knife..." in an Australian accent...
Knoife
@@Parocha Lolll
An accurate description of our airports
He my favorite comedian and got no ego. Iglesias is hilarious
that security officer woke up and chose violence
No one really talking about "I don't wear a belt because I have a b*tt" part? That crap killed me 😂
I mean, he's not wrong :P
Too relatable for americans, so they just agreed.
Ain’t no way you censord Butt, that’s wild
I love the fact that you can hear a guy in the back ground say "the knife" 😂
They have enough to deal with already 😂
Bro’s entire bloodline was just evaporated right in front of him
He’s not fat He’s Fluffy😂😂😂. That’s the politically correct term😂😂😂
Guy’s the best at telling stories.
"The knife" 😂😂😂
The guy went “the knife”
Damn Fluffy got violated on that one.
I remember coming back from a wedding in Greece about 10 years ago, I went through security with my carry on, and they had me open my bag after the x-ray. I forgot that I had the letter opener from the wedding in the bag, they pulled it out and I told them what it was, the put it back in my bag let me on the plane. I was like, "wait what just happened?"
The FUCK had me dying
If its not a Mick Dundee knife, it aint a knife.
That's a knoif
Ain’t a spoon either
@@SmileyXY as opposed to naif. 😂
The face he makes after the beep has me dead
I was laughing as hard as I thought I could until I read the comments. 😂
That was the origin of a villian
The best Aussie accent😂😂
Lol. It was utter crap. So many non-Australians on here with no idea
@@polljones8921 Several aussies confirmed it's a great accent. You're just bitter.
@@RedRoseSeptember22yeah it was great, very passable 👊🏻
I would be like "Understandable have good day"
That security officer did more damage than that knife ever could 💀
Australians are brutally honest
Gabriel is always so funny. He always makes my day.
Thats soo truee😂😂😂
That guy said "the knife" made me dying😂
he's the best ever no one could do it better than fluffy he's number one
That hurt his feelings
I love the little “the knife” from the crowd
Alternate title: mark making weird noises into his mic for roughly 22 minutes
Nah he called him fat. His name isn't fat, he is Fluffy✨
I forgot to check an expensive pocket knife once. Had to mail it to myself from the airport 🤦♂️
“Even if you kill someone its not like you can run away”
The only thing Fluffy could terrorize would be the plane's bathroom
Aussies r so fckin real for that
NAHHHH HES MORE LIKE THE HOSTAGE IN THAT SITUATION 😂
Well actually sometimes you have to take your shoes off, especially high heels even here in Australia. 😆
Perhaps they just have a foot fetish.🤣🚬
@@paulofelipebbraga9634 Explains why I've seen Quentin Tarantino at nine different airports.
You can't bring mud on your shoes into Australia
@@DontCareL0Lfr. Customs here is more concerned about seeds than semtex.
The faded in "the kinfe" text followed by Fluffy's face was perfect 😂❤
fluffy 747
I had my Vegemite confiscated because it was over 100ml and I’d mistakenly packed it in my carry on. So, I’m sorry people, but anyone thinking that getting through Australian customs is a piece of cake, it’s not.
For anyone wondering why I was carrying Vegemite in the first place, we were heading to Asia for 12 months and I had to have it for my Vegemite and avocado toast. 🤤
As an American, I can relate. Except replace "Vegemite" with "Monster Energy"...or "bullets"
Goofy ahh Vegemite eater, look at yourself
@@neighandwhinnymchorse2100 did u like ur own comment lmao
@@fuzion_cold9279 Nah, unfortunately, I don't like *anything* about myself
Don't tell 'Men at work' that story mate.
Vegemite is literally a terrorist weapon. I don't know how anyone on earth could eat that and not puke
Bro the fact that a guy in the audience said “the knife” 💀💀💀
The best bit is that it actually happened 😅😅😅
The one guy in the audience when he said 'the knife' got me dying laughing 😂😂😂😂
Why is is so funny
Probably recognized you too. 😂
“The knife” ... whoever said that, that was the icing on a cake.
Naaa that security man violated fluffy 💀
Damn that's probably their next weapon then
And the world clicks in to focus 😂 love you fluffy
"Oi, he crying. I bet its gravy"
Well, I've been drinking a lot of nitroglycerin lately.
Something goes off while walking thru metal detector:
USA: “Alright sir/ma’am, I’m gonna have to pay you down”
Australia: “ehh go ahead”
Australia is like that one busted up playground that doesn’t care about your feelings. 😂😂😂
fluffy 747 😂
Thanks for visiting, mate. Glad to have ya
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll never get tired of watching Fluffy!!! Just makes me roll!!!
Proud of my country
Lmfao!!!😂😂😂
I confirm, Australian airports are the easiest 😅 and I was prepared for the examination of the soil on my shoes for the 1st time 🤪 and cleaned them well😅
Those friends are the best kind of friends. 😂
the worst/best thing to say would be "Oh, you're right" then give them the knife
it would be hilarious but you'd probably still be in jail lol
😂 his friends would be freaking out all the while 😂 Aussies are laid back until they're not, especially ones in uniform 😅
"I'm not fat, this is just 300lbs of C4"
That was one of those " I want to mad ... but Damit he's right"
bro really thought the only danger is terrorist
😂🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 I worked in the security industry here in Australia for nearly 30 years and did some work on security years ago at Sydney Airport being honest I’d be more worried about some of the dodgy looking security guards used to work with than someone like Fluffy. 😂🤣😂 As for a security guard with an Aussie accent we’re as rare as hen’s here in New South Wales.