I Bought Every VIRAL Instagram Product
Vložit
- čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
- NEW OTTO WORLD TOUR DROP!!! Go to ottobykris.com/ to get these nostalgic AF pieces while you can!
My Co owned Candy Company Sour Boys:
sour.gg/ and use code KRIS for 10% OFF your order
JOIN THE PATREON HERE: patreon.com/kallmekris
My Clothing Line: OTTOBYKRIS.COM
Hope you enjoyed the chaos! If you did please LIKE the video and SUB for more fun content! Let me know what else you guys want to see in the comments below!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay - Zábava
As someone who crochets, those prices are so valid. A small project can take a whole day, so a dress or anything bigger can take absolutely forever! Plus, yarn is expensive to buy
I too crochet & yes it takes a lot of time & money to make anything! Much love from Henderson Ga USA
Yeah I crochet too and even for a little granny square takes me, personally, like over 3 hours
@@fransinyard891that’s so real from a person that crochets and sells them from Houston Texas
I knit and crotchet. Currently working on an afghan and, yeah, I'm not even half way through and this project is already at $90 right now 😅
I am a beginner crocheter and i too agree. This comment will be filled with people who crochet.
I love how every intro is different. Way more creative than I ever could be.
yes
Her & Click have the most creative intros
Yes auntie Kris has the best intros
@@Amethyst._.Dragons1312 salut comment tu t'appelles moi aussi je l'appelle tatie kris je suis une fillette
Ikr I have never seen a repeat of one or one that’s similar to another before and seen tons of her videos 😊
You posted this on my sisters birthday we’re big fans of you and she turned 18 and a bunch of her friends didn’t come to her birthday party so you saying happy birthday really cheered her up so thank you
She posted this on my birthday too
birthday twinssss
Birthday Triplets!
Love your new editing idea, Jay-showing us your facial expression after hearing Kris say some off-the-wall comment + your extra tid-bits of commentary is what I call, _perfect_ -editor rizz- comedic timing! 5:56 + 8:09-8:17 👌🏻
I really hope Kris interviews Jay on her podcast _soon!_ 🫶🏻 Wait. *IS* the Kris Collins’ Podcast, _even still a thing?_
⬇️ Where my Jay Stans at?
Jay laughing at you for struggling through the pain for slightly fuller lips after me being so impressed I was about to shell out 50whatever dollars was a big wake up call.Thanks Jay. My wallet is in your debt (not literally, I'm keeping my money).
i feel that. part of me wanted it, but not the damn pain
So are the lip plumpers literally causing allergic reaction?
@@duse1010 Kinda. Most of them has some kind of chilli, eucalyptus (or something else) inside, which literally makes your lips inflamed. One of the most stupid trends, in my opinion.
Yeah, I took one look at those so-called “before-and-afters” on their site, and immediately went, “ooookay, that was CLEARLY achieved with actual lip filler, this should be funny!”
Remember the rule: If it seems too good to be true…
I mean Jay couldn't contain his laughter. A true friend like him wouldn't lie to Kris. So apparently he's being straight up honest to her
That Happy Birthday at the beginning was so… heartwarming
(I’m totally NOT going to have nightmares about it Hahaha… I’m not)
KRIS WHY DID U LIKE THIS ITS A FLIPPIN BOT.... 💀☠️
The bots need to stop bro
@@keghanelle33real
i don’t think Kris knows how much she has helped people, including me. this might be TMI, but my dad is/was manipulative and abusive. i was having a good day and then my dad texted and called me @utistic and a $lut, put of no where, Kris has helped me in so many ways. i obv don’t know her irl but her videos with her positive energy reminds me that positivity still exists ❤
Lot 28 is owned by my sisters friend from high-school! She is an awesome and creative person! So excited to see her work on your channel!
Jay's few frames of a reaction to "Light tingling my asshole." just fulfilled me for the next day, so thanks for that.
Same lol
FAVORITE PART 💀
Sameee
WE LOVE YOU JAY! 🥰
Kris is so considerate she wished us all a wholesome happy bday
stop it you bearded man you stole my girls heart
hello again
She's an awesome auntie whatsoever 😎
It’s legit my birthday today
@@danielrath4551same!
it actually is near my birthday and though kris doesn't know me personally it felt so nice to hear that little appreciation 😭
I died laughing the entire lip pluming section 😂😂😂
"Happy birthday" NO ITS NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRIS COLLINS YOU JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Edit 1: ayo 421!? it's only been an hour chill out with the likes
Edit 2: 825!? WHAT THE FUCK
Edit 3: it's been less than 5 minutes since I made edit 2 and I already have 830 likes omg
Edit 4: 1.4K LIKES!? IVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH TYSM YALL
Edit 5: yall some of u are saying she and some of u are saying he I'm nonbinary 😭
Edit 6: (July 1st) happy 28th birthday kris
Edit 7: yall... it wasn't my birthday I was joking I'm sorry if the way I worded it sounded like I was talking about my birthday my birthday is the 26th of march 😂
I KNOW 😂
Same 😢
LOLL
Ce n'est pas son anniversaire aujourd'hui finalement tatie kris est née le premier juillet c'était juste une blague
@@solene2014we all know What she said and it was a joke. Again, how old are you, you sound too young to be on social media.
Omg, Kris! Keep the crochet dress!! It looks fabulous on you. With the straps over the shoulder, you literally MAKE that dress. Please let it grow on you because she's stunning and you're stunning in it!
If she just puts a corset or belt on it itll do wonders for her waist too
17:00 with the bathing suit, hair, jelly earrings you 100% look like a Barbie- and I mean that as a compliment, you look GREAT
The fact that its a day after literally not even a day literally like 20 mins after my birthday today and I'm seeing this WILD i must say. ALSO KRIS OH MY YOURE LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, despite not actually knowing you personally you have saved my life to many times to count. 💜💜💜
6:29 "am I pretty?" YOU ARE ALWAYS PRETTY!
Simp
@@CelestialDesignit’s the truth
A compliment is a compliment am I right
@@infamouswickedjokestaryes
@@Nightmare_fredbear_in_jeansYT +2 pts
KRISSSS!!!! I have two deep dive requests!!! For a cult: Jim Jones, for a killer: Charles Cullen!! I love you and your work!❤❤❤
Yesssss
Interesting choices!
@@infamouswickedjokestar thank you😏
@@mollynestberg4773 You're welcome 😉
After I read the second name I had to just take a deep breath because my sons name is Cullen 😳
00:31 Aww thanks for being so nice!
As a crochet small business owner, I would love to see you review a crochet stuffed animal!
As a crocheter, it tickles me to see people who appreciate hand made products and understand it would be more expensive than mass produced products because it takes a lot of effing hours to make them.
PS watching this while crocheting an order.
Same ❤
What is you prp
Some lol 😂
Ur pfp 💀. But i love crocheting
Interesting pfp 💀
Only OG KallmeKris fans are allowed to like this comment.
911 what's your emergency
Their an bot in the chat begging for like.
Je savais qu'aujourd'hui c'est ton anniversaire tatie kris je suis très ravie pour toi bonne anniversaire 😊😊❤
Stop like begging
@@solene2014?
I’m an OG kmk fan and love her
28:06 Cider reads to me... like they wanna become environmentally friendly. But they sure are not! Especially not with a full load of tape on these plastic bags 😂
As somebody who crochets i might be able to sorta answer your question. Depending on how fast you are each square on that dress takes 5-10 minutes. They are called granny squares... Lets say that dress had 50 granny squares it would take already over an hour. You have to spray them with water and block them. wait to dry. takes up to an hour+. Then you sew EVERY single square together. Takes days.
Omg HER HAIR she looks absolutely gorgeous ❤️❤️❤️
I don't know why but I can't comment I can only reply so my birthday is it August on the 21st
I was excited for the long hair for the short to show up in a full video
A really cool thing about crochet is that it can’t be done by a machine. It HAS to be made be hand! A lot of time and love has to be put into it, which makes bags like that much extra special imho.
6h and no reply’s let me change it. I love crocheting.
She is literally a bit she joined 10 hours ago and had 6 subs. STOP RESPONDING TO BOTS LIKE THIS!!!!
@@ForeverPowerplaysHRT it might not be a bot though? Like they could of just joined recently, I get it might be though
It is a bot look at the pfp also its a bot because it copied someone’s comment
@@keghanelle33 thank you!
Me, crocheting while watching Kris give crochet clothing so much love and appreciation and just feeling good about what I do. I would love to send you some things I know how to make Kris! Hats, crop tops, cardigans, all kinds of things 😊
GIRL!!!! The crochet dress is SOOOO cute on you! Bonus: It will be extra warm in the winter months with a knit sweater under it with leggings. As a crocheter I am just in LOVE with these creations! You are so beautiful in everything you put on. Chef's kiss, love 😘😘😘
The cardboard cutout in the corner of the room always scares me so bad, I always think it's some looming shadow figure 😭
As someone who crochets, those prices are valid. As long as the person who made those crochet items were paid well for their work, because there is absolutely no machine that can duplicate crochet. Anything in store that you buy that is crochet is 100% hand made. It's a skill that takes time and effort to perfect. Those things take hours to make! So If you see something hand crocheted in a store that is SUPER cheap, know it's made with slave labor.
Yes absolutely!!! I crochet aswell and it is very time consuming but so worth it.
I used to crochet baby clothes for the Grange building at the Big E. It took me 7 months to design and crochet 8 or 9 one of a kind sets/products to donate. The prices were determined by Grange representatives dependent on sales. I was told that my 6 month sized Bumblebee Sweater sold for $25.
@@mala3isity You got ripped off big time by them
@@NaeniaNightingale I donated the items to support the Grange so they ripped themselves off unfortunately. I guess Fairgoers don't bring that kind of cash unless they've come specifically for that. Thank you for the boost though. :)
I love everytime Jay pops in he's the coolest editor ever😂❤ He's not just that he's a part of the videos now like i expect him to make a hilarious little appearance 😂
31:44 “I would give it like . . .” doesn’t rate it and roasts it into oblivion instead 🤣🤣
0:17 "Happy birthday dear........You"
Cracked me up🤣
Why so creepy
Jay should do a little montage of Everytime Kris says "cute" in this video (she is hands-down THE cutest). That'd be fun. Love u girrrl
I love how Kris didnt even mention its her birthday on July 1st😅Happy Birthday! Also wasnt expecting intro lol
Just a note on Cider (if you do decide to purchase some things)! If you are plus size/curvy girly, clothes do tend to run small so please look into measurements and reviews before purchasing!! 🫶🏻
that crochet dress is giving Ms. Frizzle going to the club and i love it lol
As a fibre artist. Even one that doesnt sell, thank you.
There is no such thing as a crochet machine, so anything chrochet has to be hand made. So thank you so much for paying artist prices ❤️🧡💛
The fact that you sang happy birthday on my Mum's birthday is perfect.
The bathing suit and the red dress looked absolutely amazing on you Kris!
The jewellery is super quirky, I love it ☺️
THE INTRO, "awoop, jumpscare" 😭🥶🎀🔥
as a crocheter, knitter, sewer, etc, i LOVEEEEE that a small crafty brand is being represented by a big creator. also any other crocheters out there that started screaming internally when Kris stretched the bag and said it was kinda stretchy😬😅
cc:MOOOOOOM AUNT KRIS IS SINGINNG HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN IN THE DARK
cc: billy it will be ok she will go soon just try to sleep!
y/n: happy birthday to you happy birthday to u....😃😶🕯
The fact that you sang happy birthday is honestly kinda funny to me because my birthday is literally in one week lmao
As someone with tiny lips, ladies, it doesn't matter. Lip sizes are like eyebrows, the trends for them change. If you *want* thicker lips, 100% do what makes you happy, but if you're someone who doesn't want that but still feel bad about how you don't fit into some trend; don't, you're beautiful. Self confidence shines through more than just very specific parts of yourself, so love yourself. I have a lot of small features, I used to think of myself as a creepy doll. But I've switched that mentality to whimsical pixie or elf. Find your own lil niche and love it. Trust me, it does wonders. And there's more than one type of beauty, never forget that. We're programmed to envy and compare, but it'd be extremely dull if we all looked the same.
My top lip disappears when I smile and I have a very small mouth. I've been told my smile can light up the room, but I'm STILL self conscious about them
@@melawyn9096 Sounds like you look like Kim Possible. Which I'd certainly not a bad thing as the only way you could use "bad" to describe her is "bad ass"
I totally agree, lips are just lips, the important thing is that they are healthy. Your lips were created just for you, so this beautiful pair of custom lips will flatter you the most!
Under 24 hours button 👇
1h ago
2 hours ago ✋🏼
2 hours ago
three
3 hrs ago
12:04 the "neck hole" is actually called the
Suprasternal notch (aka jugular notch or Plender gap)
Its the dip between the collar bones (clavicles) and above the top part (or manubrium) of the sternum.
To all the crocheters out there, why are all so talented? It's honestly amazing what yall can do!
A: gorgeous hair!
B: happy birthday to U too
C: we appreciate U too Kris ❤
A: Anarchist
B: Black
C: Cross
@@badger1296 what
@@Fer-pv4ei
It is ABC's other meaning. 🏴(A)🚩
Kris that crocheted dress with a white turtle neck and a brown chunky belt and brown boots and black tights would look so good during the winter
Omg it’s literally my birthday yesterday I’m crying so hard rn I love you Kris ❤❤❤
Happy Birthday Kris. You deserve it, and we love you❤️🎉
Did anyone else notice how amazingly cute Kris’ hairstyle is?!?!?! I love it!! Kris you look beautiful!! 😊😊😊
5:56 😂 this guys like “whaaaaat am I supposed to do with this part of the video?…leave it in? Ok…😅
0:16 THE FACT THAT THIS DAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU SINGED HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS SO PRECIOUS TO ME THANK YOUU SO MUCH KRIS 😭😭😭😭💞💞💞💞💞
The body dysmorphia is real cause that crochet dress looks amazing on you!! 💜
Right?? She looked amazing in that dress!!!
I thought the same thing! Like you could totally still see her waistline in that dress, and wearing the sleeves off the shoulders just brought it all together and made her look fine as hell!
As a crochet artist, those prices are very reasonable! Making things like that dress could take weeks! ❤
Happy birthday Kris! I rlly hope you have a good one. Thank you so much for putting consistent effort into your videos and bringing smiles to people’s faces ❤
THAT JUMPSCARE AT THE BEGINNING GOT ME
Kris....here's an idea for the dress...
Rather than cutting it into two (or more) pieces, you could wear it as is but with a wide (about 3") black belt. That way it breaks it down and will make it look more attractive on you. Definitely wear the sleeves (straps) off the shoulder. 🥰❤❤
Kris that crochet dress looked phenomenal on you! I wasn't sure about it when you showed the website then you put it on and then bam, it's so cute and fun and flirty. Partway down the shoulders is the way to go, but you totally slayed in that dress.
In the beginning of the video when she started singing happy birthday I suddenly remembered that it was Kris’s Birthday so HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRIS 🎉🎂🥳
U looked AMAZING in everything but that red dress or red in general looks great on u!! 🥰🩵
Cider is god send for me as a mid to plus size woman because they actually give almost the same selections in larger sizes as the straight sizes
How's the quality of yours? Kriss isn't selling me on it lol
Agreed and it’s adorable.
@@silverquillfangirl03 Cider is like shein and temu, so the quality will remain bad and stolen from the actual artists who made them.
@@NaeniaNightingaleand made with slave labor. 😢
I get it considering trying to buy clothes as a bigger person is so difficult because everything from 'typical' plus brands is frumpy, poorly fitting and they think fat people should hide everything with baggy tunics. It's pretty much impossible to buy goth clothes in plus size too :(
Kris doesn't even need any product to make her beautiful she's already beautiful 😭😭🎀
yep even a normal outfit looks great on a beautiful woman. Usually because your paying attention to the beautiful woman and not the outfit.
8:13 This is not a difference that matters. Mostly it's the colour that changed.
Probably acids or chili in there. There is a certain kind of pepper that makes exactly this: warm the area by increasing the blood flow. And: it burns like hell. It's used in a lot if medical ointment for back pain etc
The funny thing is I am watching this on my birthday 🎉
ITS LITERALLY MY BIRTHDAY TODAY THANK YOU KRIS!! The beginning made my day! ❤️ love ur kids btw
Happy Birthday 🎉
Congratulations 👏
Happy birthdayy!🎉
it was mine too!!!
Always so much fun to see someone else who can't take themselves too seriously, as an autistic, seeing other traditionally "strange" people is comforting and fun.
And I love how every single outro is more creative than the other and peoples. The birthdays are on this day you got a special birthday.
Kris, I've been noticing a lot of your commentary lately seems to show that you're doing well in your ED recovery! I truly hope so. Very proud of you for taking that courageous journey. ❤
If I watched this 7 days from now, I'd have probably shat my pants at that intro, but to be fair, I'll be 35, so a bi-weekly sneeze sharting is not long round the corner.
Birthday twins! Same age too!
I need more Jay camera glances when Kris says something you can take out of context.
Now the Series NY is BRINGING IT in terms of sustainability, wow, exemplary!!! Love them
As someone who crochets, the crochet work was done so beautifully and was pretty well priced. They did such a good job.
3:20 “I’ll never put needles in my face” meanwhile she has a nose ring….. so she did😂. Also love you Kallmekris your my second favorite out of Selenaspookyboo and Sam and Colby
*Celina
automated typo error for sure sis
Kris your hair looks so so good in this video I love how you've styled it!!!
For the Series clothes, the prices are justified since crochet is not possible to replicate by machine like Knitting is, so all the crochet pieces HAVE to be done by hand! So don't buy cheap mass produced crochet clothes, because that means someone got seriously underpaid to make it.
That granny square dreess looks absolutely stunning on you Kris!
Every single intro skit has become more and more psychotic and I love it
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRIS!!! WE LOVE YOU!!🤍🤍🤍 HOPE 27 TREATS YOU WELL🎂 ALSO LOVING THE HAIR🫶🏼
Happy Birthday Kris I googled it and its your birthday today congrats ❤🫶
You remind me so much of Frenchie from Grease, especially with your kindness ❤
I thought u were ganna say Frenchie from The BOYS
Omg the crochet dress looked great on you! Crocheting is getting to be a lost art. Thank you for showing these crocheted items. Some of my best mommy love memories are sitting on the couch with mom and gma learning to crochet.....i never learned beyond the first line lol
Love and miss both of them sooo much. Ty for inadvertently bringing up those memories...
Got me cryin over here!
If you ever see them or even not! I recommend getting one of those shake away bookshelf toys, i just recently bought one it is so fun. You basically just shake it then you re-arrange the books! But its so entertaining and relaxing
My soul just took a screenshot....😭. Happy early birthday to you Kris!!!! And the fact that my bday is in a few days and you just wished us....means a lot. Love you Kris❤. You are the most genuine youtuber i have ever seen.
Oh man you know Jay loves ya when he likes to see you're torture and laugh. 😂😂😂 His reactions are hilarious.
I just love Jay, he helps your channel sooo much
The fact that this was posted on my birthday tho so thanks kris
In case you don’t post on Monday…. Happy Birthday, Kris!!!! Yours is easy to remember because it’s mine too. 😁 I hope you have a fantabulous birthday, girl!! 🎊 🎉 🎂
My son’s birthday is also July 1st ❤
Happy early birthday!🥳 🎊 🎉
@@bufferkiller Thank you! 😊
@@Cathilamb If you’re American, I always say that EVERYONE celebrates my birthday…just 3 days late. 😝 If you’re Canadian, they celebrate on the actual day. Just some fun ideas to tell your son. 😊 Happy birthday to your son! 🎂
@@michellew97 I did make it back! Happy actual birthday! 🎉🎂
I keep forgetting that Kris isn't a natural redhead. It looks so good!
“I got a thick daddy finger” 😂😂😂 that is the realest thing I’ve heard to date
Wasn't expecting anything good from the crochet dress because it seemes like it would look boxy but wow with the straps down on your shoulders it looks absolutely amazing on you
Kris that dress looked beautiful on you, it matches you’re hair amazingly. I think it fits your body type well to, you looked so cute in it girl I promise.
omgg I love all ur videos!! I’m def joining your patreon!!❤❤
Use the red dress and a bathing suit cover for the beach. Wear the brown pants as lounge clothes at home.
The fact she posted this on my actual birthday is insane. THANK YOU KALLMEKRIS!!!! You made my day!!!!!
Happy birthday!!!!!
Happy Birthday 🎉🎁
Happy Birthday!!!! 🎂
Happy birthday 🎂🎉
happy bird day
Man we need to see Jay more often 😭
Fun Fact for Kris : Crochet cannot be done by machine, so when looking at crochet products everything was made by a person and not a machine.
Omg Kris you posted this a day after my birthday! And I needed this because nobody showed!