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  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy Před 3 lety +118

    Data naming a cat "spot" who coincidentally has no spots and stripes instead is the most data thing I can think of. Like he just searched the most popular cat names, saw spot was a top pick, and picked it without being able to tell why someone would name a cat "spot" lol

  • @anjetto1
    @anjetto1 Před 6 lety +142

    Giving data the ability to have a laugh was one of the greatest things Q ever did. It was a really nice, warm thing to do and it made me like Q more as a character.

    • @basevegeta9424
      @basevegeta9424 Před 5 lety +11

      Yh, he should have given picard a full head of hair as well.....

    • @nickiw1847
      @nickiw1847 Před 5 lety +3

      I laugh with him every time

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 Před rokem +3

      I'd say, this is most underrated human moment in entire series. And absurdly WELL acted by Spinner - way he switches from laughing to deadpan...

  • @picklerick6759
    @picklerick6759 Před 5 lety +58

    I gotta say, Data is one the best characters ever. The act of not being human and craving it makes him just an amazing character.

  • @thesandwich5321
    @thesandwich5321 Před 6 lety +187

    "I am fully functional, programmed in... multiple techniques."
    HOHOHOOOO!

    • @bennozappenduster8557
      @bennozappenduster8557 Před 6 lety +47

      Given the stamina of Data as an android, I find it strange that Tasha was able to perform duty on the bridge so soon.

    • @davidkosa
      @davidkosa Před 5 lety +14

      I wonder if he can make it vibrate.

    • @grannykiller
      @grannykiller Před 5 lety +3

      I read this in George Costanzas voice

    • @AustinJFerret
      @AustinJFerret Před 5 lety +5

      I've heard of a "battery operated boyfriend" but this is ridiculous.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 Před 3 lety +1

      @@davidkosa I don't see why not I can make my arm/hand vibrate(useful for fast clicking as well as other things if you have a girlfriend) with my feeble human motor control abilities Data definitely could

  • @ynotski9
    @ynotski9 Před 5 lety +16

    The Best Bit is at the end when Data stops laughing turns, looks at the crew and burst out laughing again.

  • @sebastianfaber3754
    @sebastianfaber3754 Před 5 lety +38

    "Lore: I love you brother
    Data: Goodbye Lore"
    One of the saddest scenes in TNG

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 Před 10 měsíci

      I wonder after he got his emotion chip if he ever had a moment where he looks back at that moment and feels remorse.

    • @sebastianfaber3754
      @sebastianfaber3754 Před 10 měsíci

      @@Btester2 Well, that is incredibly interesting. I WOULD NOT survive feeling everything at once (or in a very short timespan), so it would be wise if this chip had somethingl ike a feeling buffer

  • @drsch
    @drsch Před 5 lety +42

    Bent Spiner is one of the most underrated actors ever.

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan Před měsícem

      Pittsburgh the guy has both Asperger's and ADD

  • @alexrousseau339
    @alexrousseau339 Před 5 lety +47

    Data : i hate this .... it is revolting !!!
    Guinan : more ?
    Data : please.
    lol that made me laugh way more than it should.

  • @Trowa71
    @Trowa71 Před 5 lety +23

    "Take my Worf, please" one of my favourites his him learning to dance with Dr. Crusher. Also his face when he wins a hand of poker and reals in the chips. Bless you Brent Spiner.

  • @truluvpassions
    @truluvpassions Před 5 lety +31

    The boobs firming up comment still gets me to smirk every time.
    Data breaking out into laughter and his life forms moments are probably my absolute favorite in the entire series. That and the scene where Data has Worf take care of Spot and he sneezes at the end.

  • @chuckyoder5765
    @chuckyoder5765 Před 6 lety +19

    " A fistfull of Datas " is one of my favorite episodes .
    Data's Day also .

    • @TheYaddayadda
      @TheYaddayadda Před 5 lety

      One of those episodes is perhaps the most cringe-inducing moments of that or any other TV show ever made. Which one? You know which one.

  • @NotoriousGirl33
    @NotoriousGirl33 Před 5 lety +19

    You forgot “Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.”

    • @BlueMorpho15
      @BlueMorpho15 Před 9 měsíci

      You could see Geordi give the face of “Dear lord save us”

    • @NotoriousGirl33
      @NotoriousGirl33 Před 9 měsíci

      @@BlueMorpho15 Indeed.

    • @BlueMorpho15
      @BlueMorpho15 Před 9 měsíci

      @@NotoriousGirl33 lol 😂

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan Před měsícem

      The actor such a funny guy and then you see him play this and it's like what

  • @LadyEvilest
    @LadyEvilest Před 5 lety +27

    I really wanted to hear the joke about the monk, the clone and the Ferengi. Here's a good Ferengi joke! How many Ferengi does it take to change a dilithium crystal? Four. One to buy the crystal, one to negotiate for a lower price, one to change the crystal and one to sell the burnt out crystal to a Pakled.

  • @anjetto1
    @anjetto1 Před 6 lety +47

    "Programmed in multiple techniques" is shockingly erotic.

    • @bobpage6597
      @bobpage6597 Před 5 lety +9

      "A broad variety of pleasuring........" oooo err hahaha!

  • @DeathTheKid10
    @DeathTheKid10 Před 6 lety +63

    That 'Oh shit' had me actually crying with laughter when I first saw it... Good times

    • @riverdealer
      @riverdealer Před 5 lety +2

      i went with a group of friends to see Generations on opening day and all cheered when Data said that

  • @juliam9111
    @juliam9111 Před 4 lety +8

    And this is why I love Data

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy Před 5 lety +37

    "My timing is digital."

  • @ajmittendorf
    @ajmittendorf Před 6 lety +15

    "I just love looking for life forms! Life forms! You darling little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?"

  • @chrissmith482
    @chrissmith482 Před 5 lety +10

    It's missing my favourite from the episode with the time traveller, at the end in the shuttle.
    'I trust you palm print will open this door whether you are conscious or not.'

  • @joecoates0
    @joecoates0 Před 6 lety +56

    “One is my name, the other is not” you missed that one

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 Před 5 lety +4

      when pulaski called him data instead of data.

  • @EvilMariobot
    @EvilMariobot Před 6 lety +111

    You missed "Vamoose, ya varmint!"

  • @shaderax_storm6165
    @shaderax_storm6165 Před 6 lety +23

    All that knew him, loved him! And all that loved him, knew him.

  • @jessicaslater4243
    @jessicaslater4243 Před 5 lety +63

    Soooo...why did Soong program Data with multiple sexual techniques, but not give him the ability to whistle or use contractions?! I get that Data needs to be able to interact with humans, but I'm fairly sure whistling and proper grammar are more commonly employed than sex, unless Soong was crazy popular with the ladies and wanted Data to follow suit.

    • @MateDrinker33
      @MateDrinker33 Před 5 lety +2

      Jessica Slater: :D

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 Před 3 lety +18

      Well data has been known to contribute to his own programing so he could have done the research himself

    • @dazzlernator
      @dazzlernator Před rokem +3

      Lore alleged that Data can't use contractions by design in an effort to make him sound "less perfect" among humans than Lore. To refrain from using contractions or be unable to do so doesn't mean Data lacks "proper grammar". If anything, his grammar is strictly formal.

    • @excrono
      @excrono Před 11 měsíci +1

      It was the least Dr. Soong could do, take away a lot of his humanity by design but still let him enjoy himself.
      Enjoying physical intimacy does not require emotion, boy if that ain’t the truth.

    • @Btester2
      @Btester2 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Maybe he wanted Data to develop to the point he could have sexual relationships and wanted him to be able to be a good lover.

  • @chrishubbard64
    @chrishubbard64 Před 5 lety +9

    In the beard scene, I always picture this as a tim conway harvey corman sketch where data is conway trying as hard as possible to make everyone else break down laughing.

  • @cpbomf
    @cpbomf Před 6 lety +8

    The laughter at the end. Stan Laurel. Didn't know that until recently so I thought I'd share it.

  • @cydaliaacevedo8635
    @cydaliaacevedo8635 Před 7 lety +84

    Did you damage your face, Data? lol

    • @4HBirtcher
      @4HBirtcher Před 6 lety +4

      I can never recall Brent Spinner having a beard before!!

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul Před 5 lety

      Did you damage your face, lmao

    • @riverdealer
      @riverdealer Před 5 lety +2

      @@4HBirtcher - the beard was gone in the next scene

  • @Orca19904
    @Orca19904 Před rokem +3

    "Greetings USS Titan. This is your friendly positronic pissed-off security system, back online. Unwanted guests and monologuing protoplasms, I am initiating an immediate shift change."

  • @davidkosa
    @davidkosa Před 5 lety +12

    You missed "I busted him up!" and "Knowing that he knows that we know that he knows...."

  • @winstonelston5743
    @winstonelston5743 Před 5 lety +6

    "Take my Worf...please!"

  • @artisticgoose5670
    @artisticgoose5670 Před 6 lety +4

    When Data started laughing at 6:04.... HAHAHAHA Picard’s face, omg omg omg I can’t keep my laughter in!!! Even Counsellor Troi was laughing LOLOL

  • @contrafax
    @contrafax Před 6 lety +11

    4:53 no matter HOW many times I see that bit, I cry every time.

  • @CreeperJ44
    @CreeperJ44 Před 7 lety +37

    Data with a beard! OP as hell!

  • @ThePadawanK
    @ThePadawanK Před 7 lety +92

    Westly "say goodbye Data,"
    Data "Goodbye, Data,"
    favorite part! LOL

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim Před rokem +1

    Data sneezing, followed up by "A cold what?" broke me

  • @stronkie
    @stronkie Před 6 lety +62

    where is :
    Lifeforms , you tiny little life forms , you precious little lifeforms.. where are you .. snaps with his fingers

    • @alexanderjones9572
      @alexanderjones9572 Před 6 lety +1

      Mark Stronks Just what I was wondering!

    • @RandomMajin
      @RandomMajin Před 6 lety

      I believe it was one of the movies. Don't remember which one

    • @alexanderjones9572
      @alexanderjones9572 Před 6 lety +5

      RandomMajin It was Star Trek Generations, where he'd turned on his emotion chip and was enjoying using it.

    • @RimWulf
      @RimWulf Před 5 lety +2

      Fun fact
      Brent Spiner actually owns that song because the script said *Data sings* in it so he he ad-libbed the entire song, he recently.

    • @scottythegreat1
      @scottythegreat1 Před 5 lety +3

      I just....love scanning for lifeforms

  • @karrskarr
    @karrskarr Před 5 lety +4

    Best acting laugh ever at the end! :P

  • @scotty_james
    @scotty_james Před 5 lety +4

    “Take my Worf. Please.” Classic Rodney Dangerfield

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Před rokem

      actually it’s Henny Youngman, similar style but the true originator of it

  • @BlueMorpho15
    @BlueMorpho15 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Riker: Let me get this straight, you want me to take off your head?
    Data: Yes sir
    That’s too funny 😂

  • @andyw3399
    @andyw3399 Před 5 lety +7

    Once you go Data you never go back.. lol

  • @cypress1337
    @cypress1337 Před 6 lety +94

    If you rub the 2 pixels in this video together you can make fire.

  • @sharondieben
    @sharondieben Před 5 lety +2

    LOVE DATA.

  • @freesaxon6835
    @freesaxon6835 Před 6 lety +16

    0:16 poor old data meets a man eater.......

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d Před 5 lety +3

      Oh oh here she comes...

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan Před měsícem

      And he's like so uncomfortable

  • @yamagishisan
    @yamagishisan Před 6 lety +10

    0:41
    I guess that the script writer's of Voyager hadn't seen this when they wrote into The Doctor's script to say that the cold still hadn't been cured yet.

    • @MateDrinker33
      @MateDrinker33 Před 5 lety +5

      Yamagashi San: It may have been a bid for more realism on Voyager's part; when you consider that there are over 380+ viruses that cause the cold to vaccinate against on the one hand and the understandable lack of urgency to cure an illness that causes no serious harm to the fast majority of healthy individuals who contract it, to say that could take several centuries to cure successfully is putting it a bit mildly.

  • @ThatanOmega
    @ThatanOmega Před 6 lety +15

    All that effort to make a SUPER advanced android and you couldn't get the skin and eyes right. Dang It!

    • @supernukey419
      @supernukey419 Před 4 lety +1

      Or let him use contractions

    • @UwUYT
      @UwUYT Před 2 lety +3

      I think it was on purpose. He was never intended to pass as human, which was probably why he looks that way.

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan Před měsícem

      He looks more fake without the makeup

  • @TheMouseMasterYT
    @TheMouseMasterYT Před rokem +1

    TNG-Data-with-a-beard is giving my Keanu-Reeves-John-Wick vibes.

  • @yoshikitakaya7871
    @yoshikitakaya7871 Před 5 lety +2

    Data is THE MAN 👏👍💯

  • @dreamofsprings
    @dreamofsprings Před rokem +1

    I like that data shoe emotions all the time

  • @robertbrownjr2123
    @robertbrownjr2123 Před 5 lety +9

    "Honey I'm home"...Data used a contraction.

    • @UwUYT
      @UwUYT Před 2 lety +2

      Actually, subtitles show he used contractions dozens of times throughout each season! Kind of annoying ngl

  • @dopiaza2006
    @dopiaza2006 Před 5 lety +4

    There....are....FOUR....pixels...

  • @fuhue5945
    @fuhue5945 Před 5 lety +3

    Data, more man than most men

  • @wildlydistraughtindividual
    @wildlydistraughtindividual Před 6 lety +10

    Take my Worf. Please!

  • @Btester2
    @Btester2 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Dr. Soong programed the entire karma sutra into Data! Haha

  • @Girhin
    @Girhin Před 6 lety

    5:41 just about sums up my day today.

  • @themonopolyguy4365
    @themonopolyguy4365 Před 5 lety +3

    Seems like he had a little more emotion the first couple seasons...even though he technically had none

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 Před rokem +1

    When he found Spot 🐈 I cried in the theatre.

  • @jaquan6969
    @jaquan6969 Před 5 lety +3

    Mr. Hopson, you will carry out my orders 😎😎😎😎😎 or I will relieve you of duty

  • @michaelwalton4017
    @michaelwalton4017 Před 5 lety +4

    Omg! Data's secondary job is a sex toy?🤯

    • @liwiathan
      @liwiathan Před měsícem

      Yeah but only for the librarian

  • @robertbrownjr2123
    @robertbrownjr2123 Před 5 lety +1

    Damn Gordie let the Android laugh.

  • @adamdemgar2798
    @adamdemgar2798 Před 7 lety +30

    I hate this! It is revolting!

    • @stombstone
      @stombstone Před 6 lety +15

      More?

    • @EvilMariobot
      @EvilMariobot Před 6 lety +18

      Please.
      Still remember the theater busting out laughing at that. (Also, the "Ooooh shit!" line)

  • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
    @TheEmeraldMenOfficial Před 6 lety +1

    1:50 SHUT DOWN BY THE P-SQUAD!

  • @90lancaster
    @90lancaster Před 7 lety +8

    Why did Data just call Wesley a Reed Sea Pedestrian ?

    • @adamdemgar2798
      @adamdemgar2798 Před 7 lety

      90 Lancaster at what second did he say that?

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster Před 7 lety +6

      I was making a joke about how Data sounds like he's saying "A Jew" rather than "Achoo" as Wesley enters +0:38 . Red sea (or Reed Sea if you prefer - that is an argument for another place) Pedestrian being a way Brian refers to himself in Life of Brian when he is stating how he's proud to be a Jew.

  • @alexanderjones9572
    @alexanderjones9572 Před 6 lety +5

    Data should have kept the beard through the rest of the series and the films!

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 Před 5 lety +1

    That first scene. Data is a lucky ******* and how the hell did he grow that beard?

  • @TheKincognito
    @TheKincognito Před 6 lety +6

    This is the Best Sheldon Cooper impersonation ever!
    ^^

  • @MyBlackAA
    @MyBlackAA Před 6 lety +9

    Yes I hate this! It is revolting! Another? Please!

  • @intorainbowzOG
    @intorainbowzOG Před 6 lety +1

    How is the Cat poem not on here?

  • @private5672
    @private5672 Před 6 lety +7

    Oh hi Mark zucc

  • @keithc1234
    @keithc1234 Před rokem

    alwasy bothers me that Geordi needed to ask "Data why are you laughing?" talk about ruining the moment.

  • @jaquan6969
    @jaquan6969 Před 5 lety

    Sandler up.... Lock and load ----- first contact

  • @Imjakejones2322
    @Imjakejones2322 Před 3 lety

    4:01 man that shit hit me like Mike Tyson

  • @coreymorrell6272
    @coreymorrell6272 Před 5 lety +1

    Denise Crosby was a hot tamale.

  • @Torus2112
    @Torus2112 Před 6 lety +1

    My timing is digital.

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 Před 3 lety

    Im Data.

  • @Tubeite
    @Tubeite Před 6 lety +4

    6:00 Is Data related to Stan Laurel?

    • @bennozappenduster8557
      @bennozappenduster8557 Před 6 lety +4

      This is one thing I have noticed on several occasions and wonder if anyone knows whether he is a fan of Stanley Laurel.

    • @jeremyjones5455
      @jeremyjones5455 Před 6 lety +4

      Here is a picture of Brent Spiner, dressed as Stan Laurel. I saw it in a magazine many years ago. There was an article with it, where he talked about his admiration for Laurel.
      data2364.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/member10.jpg

    • @bennozappenduster8557
      @bennozappenduster8557 Před 6 lety +1

      Thanks a lot, this answers my question.

  • @sandorfalusi3486
    @sandorfalusi3486 Před 5 lety +1

    Too bad that most are only good when you know the context. You should upload full scenes.

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 Před 3 lety +2

    Im Q.

  • @victorsalisbury3554
    @victorsalisbury3554 Před rokem

    Data year 3000

  • @erikk77
    @erikk77 Před 6 lety

    At 1:08 General Zod from Superman.

  • @roberts3741
    @roberts3741 Před 5 lety

    There are no colds in the 24th century.

  • @ChompChomp_
    @ChompChomp_ Před 5 lety

    I'm surprised that there isn't single comment referencing detroit: become human

  • @Eddie42023
    @Eddie42023 Před 5 lety

    1:15 I wonder if those reactions were natural. ie: unrehearsed.

  • @shanepye7078
    @shanepye7078 Před 5 lety

    My timing is digital...

  • @iycephoenixx4249
    @iycephoenixx4249 Před 5 lety

    1:26 I lost it

  • @NANAbingbangboom
    @NANAbingbangboom Před 6 lety

    :))

  • @natsudraagneeelfairytail9556

    I hate this it is revolting
    More
    Please

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 Před 3 lety

    Shenzon

  • @SleepingForestGaming
    @SleepingForestGaming Před 7 lety +37

    5:41 thank me later

  • @jaquan6969
    @jaquan6969 Před 5 lety

    data was dempted by the Borg queen--- first contact

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 Před 3 lety

    Wait....

  • @aesthetic_wreck5574
    @aesthetic_wreck5574 Před 3 lety

    5:49 can someone please give context????

    • @lykos832f5
      @lykos832f5 Před 2 lety +1

      He overheard some of the women talking about how the planet was affecting them, and one of them asks the other “have you noticed how your boobs have started firming up?”.
      Data then walks over to Worf, who begins talking about how the planet is affecting him, and data then repeats the question he heard earlier to him.

  • @arielg7000
    @arielg7000 Před rokem

    😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @echo117a2
    @echo117a2 Před 7 lety +6

    0:58 Why are the combadges on the wrong side

    • @larzo4462
      @larzo4462 Před 7 lety +26

      Hope you where joking, its a mirror bro.

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 Před 6 lety

      For the life of me, I do not know.

  • @noahlipsky6547
    @noahlipsky6547 Před 6 lety

    4:33

  • @Sam_T2000
    @Sam_T2000 Před 5 lety +2

    why do they let a child with no formal training pilot the flagship of the fleet? are there not actual trained pilots who have worked their whole career for such a chance?

  • @alysonneharris2445
    @alysonneharris2445 Před 6 lety +3

    Data's sneeze isn't that great!

  • @mikeymcmikeface5599
    @mikeymcmikeface5599 Před 5 lety

    Confusing video and badly edited. How did you arrive at the number 25?

  • @umitbilgi86
    @umitbilgi86 Před 3 lety

    Or

  • @phoenixzion82
    @phoenixzion82 Před 7 lety +19

    Sorry, the quotes from early Seasons are campy. The later seasons are far better.

    • @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_
      @CHIEFS_DYNASTY_ Před 6 lety +10

      phoenixzion82 its part of the charm. if you dont have memories watching the old episodes with your dad as a kid, you lose

    • @mountainguyed67
      @mountainguyed67 Před 6 lety +2

      The meaning of which depends on if you like camping or not.

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 Před 5 lety +1

      Good camp is awesome. Grow up.

  • @adventuressurvivalinthailand

    "a disease my mum said humans used to get" LOL sorry Star Trek, super fail there in MHO. So we are so perfect in a couple of hundred years that we don't catch colds

    • @Zapnl
      @Zapnl Před 5 lety +1

      'The cold' is simply a viral infection. It's really not far fetched that in a few hundred years those can be completely rooted out, especially in a limited space like a starship.

    • @JonathanJK
      @JonathanJK Před 5 lety

      There is actually talk of it being a thing of the past in an article I read last month. Be an optimistic person for our collective progress.

    • @curseofgladstone4981
      @curseofgladstone4981 Před 5 lety

      Probably could cure it easily but better that people just let it happen. It's not harmful and it's much easier to let the immune system keep itself strong than to have to immunise against every disease there is

    • @shiningarmour6805
      @shiningarmour6805 Před 5 lety

      If you isolate a viral infection long enough, it can "die" actually.
      There are some diseases out there, very viral, that have actually gone extinct due to bad timing and bad luck on their parts.
      I like how in Disney's The Legend of Tarzan the cartoon, they briefly cover this, that if you're unearthing things, you run the chance of _stirring_ the ground and resurfacing diseases.