Bottoms, Babies, & Blood Pressure with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful
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- čas přidán 23. 08. 2021
- If you're the type of person who enjoys a Nicolas Cage-style treasure hunt through the dark, seedy depths of pop culture, today's episode is going to arouse you. From cinematic trash to genetically-perfect Hollywood specimens to the phenomenon of Ryan Murphy market-saturation, nothing is safe from the critical gaze of Trixie and Katya.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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"i like babel because in contrast to other language learning softwares, it actually tells you the in and outs of the language" katya fully acting like she doesn't gush about duolingo every time she gets the chance
yessssss
A queen gotta make her coin regardless of what a queen likes
Now I fully subscribed to Duolingo because Katya suggested it. I have a 10 day streak. She can’t take this away from me now
I love that Babel had to watch their pod long enough to know Katya loves learning new languages (which always means she mentions duolingo) and babel was just like "I mean... that's fine.."
@@cxg37 Same girl omg, i finally got into learning Japanese !
I'm so glad Trixie is finally branching out and doing comedy
She also sings now too, apparently! And does drag.
I heard she’s starting a makeup brand!!
Heard through the grape vine that she may also have a yt channel 👀
I heard she’s even doing a podcast with Katya Zamolodchikova!
Omg have you guys heard about their new show it’s called like ummm or something
I love how Trixie's every story about drugs goes like: Kim Chi gave me X. I like the image of the drug dealer virgin Kim Chi
love them being self aware that they repeat the same 4 stories but continuing to do it
“HAVE YOU SEEN OLD YET?!?”
"don't do any drugs, but k is cool" i knew she was about to tell the story before she even started
LMAO YES the "i am eating and drinking" postcard story
@@lolabbk 1¹
"I'm not trying to feel like I'm 3 feet to the left." Oh, my God. 😂😂
That comment fucking killed me, so succinct yet so correct
1000% what ketamine feels like
I love this podcast, it makes me temporarily forget I'm a 28 year old virgin whose idea of a wild night is slamming red bull and speed-knitting
That honestly sounds like a good night lol
You say that like that’s a negative thing? Sounds good to me
Me at work on a Thursday night with nothing to do- same. I have to take out 3 entire rows from an early fuck up I can't NOT fix. It takes me an hour per row. FML.
Sounds wild to me.
Ok what’s your insta? We need to be friends 😂😂
“Did I ever tell you the story..” at this point, probably 😂😭😭
aaaaaand she did LMAO
@@ravequeenellisd2680 3 minutes in and we've already gotten 3 stories told to us again
I get so excited when i see theres no guest tbh
same lmaoo
Relate 100%
People who like and understand each other is 110% more bearable than seeing them force a smile on someone else's bad jokes. Much rather hear, "that wasn't funny, whore. Next."
Too real, I just need them
My fav is when it is just these two on the show!
"She keeps pooping while she's changing the diaper.... isn't that fierce?" I instantly wheezed
This Franciscan Friar wig is murdering me, Ms. Katya
The fact she pulls it off too kills me 😩😭
@@MsMonchichi15 she does lmao i almost forget it's not real
I hate it so much 😄
Yassss of the Franciscan Order!!!
😂😂😂
Katya could TOTALLY PLAY Harley Quinn's Mom!!
if you watch the animated series, Harley’s mom is basically Katya in her conjoined twin look, like, it’s basically her.
trying to decipher if this is a read or a compliment
It's comforting to me that they repeat stories. It assures me that they weren't just flippantly made up for show, I know a lot of their banter is totally sarcastic but it's endearing to know that these repeat stories are genuine things that have happened to them, and are typically hilarious. Love you guys
They just let it happen too which is nice, meanwhile if I repeat a story to my friends or coworkers I get a snarky "Yeah I know you told me before"
Crunchy Oats
Same!
These two have me calling people “Mary” 😂
"I may be an animal but I'm not trying to be tranquil". Mattel 2021
Words to live by
"I'm not trying to feel like I'm 3 feet to the left." That's a brilliant joke. Katya is so quick.
When Katya said “someone said Old was the next Ma”….She… She said that on the last episode LOLOL
at this point "Old" is the new "Contact"
And then proceeded to tell the same anecdote about the lady with calcium deficiency!
@@PruneauYT lololol I knnnow and Trix either forgot or is just like “yess yess I know”
ok but Kennie JD does bad movies reviews & she also said that she hadn't experienced a movie like Old since Ma...
11:23 katya normalizing not liking american horror story is the freedom I needed on this day. I remember going to a watch party for it once being surrounded by gays who were so into it, I was just sitting there thinking this is the worst thing ive ever seen lol
Same
This is important
I personally enjoy most of it, but it's good to find those who agree with not for one reason or another
American horror stories (the anthology series that just came out) is literally the worst thing ive ever seen. Every episode was so bad and not even in a funny way.
tbh I think a lot of folks like it because they have some kind of allegiance to Ryan Murphy for some reason despite the fact that he's a pretty shitty dude by all accounts I've heard.
Trixie is going to lose her absolute mind when she finds out about Margot being cast for the live-action Barbie movie
and she killled it!
Katya is making me want to exercise and be healthy. Like for real! She is looking amazing
For real! And her weight gain was the best thing to ever happen for her
Trixie also looks a lot better than from a few years ago. Tiiight bitches gawdamn
Especially that hair
Wildly unrelated topics that flew out of Trixies mouth in less than 10 seconds:
"Afghanistan", "Matt Damon and his slurs", "eyebrows", "kissing with eyes open/closed".
Brian: doesn’t name the queen
Also brian: *gia Gunn voice*
I think she started to do the voice and then realized it was gonna be obvious and changed it up a little bit lmao
Girl don’t call her Brian
Gina gumm*
Her name is Tracy, not Brian
@@RNCHFND her government name is Trina, stage name Tracy, and sneaky link name Brian
Trixie being so shocked snd stunned at her own fame that she couldn’t believe Sharon stone followed her, but then being so conceited and above it all that she hadn’t followed her back is very on brand and I love it.
I absolutely love that Katya talks about the movie Old in every. single. episode. I'd watch a whole Katya movie commentary of Old.
Contact
Old is the new Contact
Not me screaming “NATALIE PORTMAN” at my phone for two minutes. Thank you for the assist, cameraman.
I love that Trixie calls her niece/nephew(?) “it.”
The first photo she posted of her and her niece on Twitter was captioned: "If you're cold, they're cold. Time to bring them inside."
When I say I fucking screamed...
Katya being mind blown with Margot Robbie's beauty and talent is all of us
Katya saying “PlayStation” in a Japanese accent is the highlight of my day.
YESSSS once I saw this comment I was waiting for katya to turn out
I'm ABSOLUTELY here for Katya's plan to overthrow Ryan Murphy
Someone needs to keep that boy in check
i am rewatching nip tuck for some ungodly reason and it is NUTS
@@liznolan391 no one asked
I love how we went from katya being crazy and trixie being innocent to now the complete opposite....the pink one lowkey BEEN very terrify
“let’s face it Sidney, your mom was no Sharon Stone” had me CACKLING
In case you haven’t heard, Margot Robbie is the one currently cast in the Greta Gerwig live action BARBIE movie
If someone tweets that at trixie on Twitter 😵
@@juliantapia1407 I was hoping they see this lol. I’m sure they’ll find out eventually one way or another
Trixie found ☠
@@lmpnchi9416 omg what did she say?? I'm not on Twitter!!
@@rj3892 huh? I was not the OP
When the hosts are this good who needs guests?! We love the dolls!!
"The dolls are the dolls"
Trixia has said that sunburn on the roof was from every drug under the sun
Glad im not the only one. I remember her telling this whole acid story behind that on unhhh awhile ago and then recently saying she's never done acid??? On the same show? Get ya shit together Tracy
@@meg6414 tbh when you‘re on a 10 hour long bender you probably don‘t remember which drug made you do what 😭
@@Milenaiguess as a former drug addict I can understand that maybe someone who dabbles doesn't even know what they take when they're outt partying, but for us hardcore ones we know exactly what each one does to us lol
another episode with the friar tuck hair. miss katya is always giving us what we need
As a pharmacy intern who gives vaccines, if someone asked me to squirt the vax on the floor I would laugh and walk away. Like, no I am not going to waste this for you. What kind of sociopath would ask you to just waste liquid gold and put my license at risk?
Trixie as a doctor going "I have one picture left in my envelope" lollll I died 😭😭😭😭
I love the exchange about covid. I love how aware and honest they are, They are no longer favourites to me, they are examples of good people that should be heard and loved.
"stab at your pastrami swamp"
Im in tears...
The amount of times I howled during this podcast. Guests are great, but you two are primo.
did Nicole Kidman star in films called "The Strangers" and "Born" or are Trixie and Katya referring to "The Others" and "Birth"? lmao
She's in a new series called "Nine Perfect Strangers", but yeah, it's "Birth", not "Born".
and I'm pretty sure Trixie mixed up The Strangers and The Others
Liv Tyler was in The Strangers
LMAOO
Nicole Kidman and they didn't even mention iconic Stephord Wives
You should go back to trixie’s couch!! Love the lunch table theme but the old setup had nice vibes and you could see their faces and reactions all the time. Please go back mom
“I really like it when they go *play stayshon*”
I have tears ROLLING down my cheeks oh my GOD 😂😂
literally first three minutes and they’ve told three stories we’ve already completely heard and i love it
Nokias were i-n-d-e-s-t-r-u-c-t-i-b-l-e, kinda miss them
Mine is 20 years old and still turns on! My daughter plays snake on it, and life has come full circle. 😅
katya loving the pLaYsTaTioN voice out of context is so relatable
I am a frontline healthcare worker and have had to restrain myself from reading people to filth for so long for not taking the vaccine. So when my dad said he's not taking the vaccine I let him have it. Mama, I read him down to filth and it felt so good. Sometimes catharsis does help 😂.
I used to do that in an ER. I'd been in jail by now, multiple consecutive life terms. I don't know how you do it. 🤗
Also a frontline healthcare worker and that means absolutely nothing?? In the face of a chronic nursing shortage, nurses are refusing vaccines and being laid off for it. So before you judge, maybe ask WHY people aren’t getting it. Maybe they’re actually looking at the research instead of implicitly trusting media. Do a quick google on all of the recalled “FDA-approved” drugs..
Lack of controls in research studies, big pharma making billions, adverse effects (those lovely blood clots), low effectiveness rates for variants, the fact that it’s impossible to blame long-term effects on vaccines bc it could be attributed to ANYTHING you’ve done since receiving the vaccine, if you do sue for adverse effects you are actually suing for taxpayer dollars bc big pharma didn’t want to keep hemorrhaging money so the government pays out using our $. I got vaccines like anybody else but once it got to COVID I started doing my own research instead of trusting these “professionals” and it honestly shouldn’t surprise me that nobody in the US is looking out for our health.
@@haramshibaharamshiba9558 I'm sorry but as soon as you told me to use Google and not provide links to reputable scientific research papers/journals I had to stop listening to preserve my sanity... Also, it's quite concerning that you've never had to prove that you've had all your jabs before if you're a frontline healthcare worker. Maybe you only need to provide evidence in the UK but that sounds unlikely.
@@haramshibaharamshiba9558 Babe this isn't the comment section to be doing this. If you're truly a frontline healthcare worker and are buying into these conspiracies, please leave that line of work before you get yourself of someone else killed because of your poor judgment. Don't work in a science field if you aren't going to believe in or trust in actual science. Not 'what ifs' you find in forums that have no basis in actual research or medical study. Your actions and spread of misinformation is what is causing this to last longer than it has to. Just stop. (Also, my birth control I have to take on a daily basis has a higher risk of blood clots than the vaccine. And Pfizer and Moderna have been proven to be effective against the Delta variant. A booster shot will help against other variants. It's the same science thats been around for years. Not a conspiracy Mary.)
Can we get “you don’t know what’s in a TYYYLENOOOOOOOOL” on a shirt? 🤣
Trixie & Katya w NO GUESTS ✓
Tablecloths Still Wrinkled ✓
Looks like we are ready, Guys!!!
I think the tablecloths are supposed to emulate the wall texture! 😅
Thank god. My mom died yesterday so I def fucking need this. I’ve watched just about everything I could watch to distract myself at this point
So sorry to hear that 💔💔
I'm so sorry, Kaitlin.
Very sorry to hear that! I’m glad we can be distracted together!! Stay strong boo
i'm so so sorry, sending you lots of love
So sorry to hear that. I hope things heal soon❤️
I'm so happy Katya and Trixie love "What We Do In the Shadows" that's my favorite show and the movie made me a fan of Taika Waititi for life.
Paris Jackson was in the first two eps of AHSies but wasn’t the main girl - that was Sierra McCormick
35:19 Katya believes she is in the office
"did i already tell you about this" tracy after they each told old stories already within 5 mins i love it
42:52 That fly that landed on Trixie's lip never left
I loooove this podcast. You two are so funny and interesting to listen to. Can’t wait to hear what crazy shit you’ll be talking about today😇
Me tooooo. This is the only podcast I listen to religiously
Omg Trixie laughing maniacally while reading the Better Help ad absolutely KILLED me, I just rewound it three times
Katya.
If you're the sweatiest queen in showbusiness, people are going to assume that u r a stinky lil bb gurl.
Catwoman is ICONIC I've never been upset with Katya until today 😭
It's so good to watch a podcast, i'm literally obsessed
Katya: I’ve had just about enough of Ryan Murphy.
Trixie Mattel, star of American Horror Story Roanoke: 🧍🏼♀️
Easily one of the funniest episodes yet oh my gosshhh every new conversation point is a stunner
this is slowly becoming a movie review pod and i'm so here for it
This is the best pod episode so far. Easily
Thank you, gents, for the funny AND serious subjects... Love You Both...
I literally have no idea what they’re talking about half the time on this show but I still enjoy it cause of how much they make each other laugh
Yesss OPEN with a story you’ve already told we love consistency
I’m so happy you guys are doing video podcasts now I can die happy
I am so glad that they're as hype for the next what we do in the shadows, it's amazing.
trixie and katya as poison ivy and harley quinn the sequel this year plz
Grrrl, another film made BY biological females FOR biological females? Imagine the hatred that would engender
Every episode is so funny but this episode was HYSTERICAL!
I also love the "play stay shon" thing, it's a satisfying sound
Watching the flops struggle to think of Natalie Portman fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
‘Old’ is literally Katya’s new ‘contact’
Not them repeating the "I am eating and drinking story" 😂😂😂
Also I love all the nostalgia your giving us in this episode I think about stuff like that all the time! Miss the old school days!
Felt so relieved when I saw this was up!
Katya's solution to your partner kissing with their eyes open is unhinged HAHAHAHA
I find Katya out (and in, of course) of drag to be ridiculously attractive, I mean those arms... Damn😍😍❤️❤️ This episode is a masterpiece once again!
I love you two, you bring sanity to this crazy world.
Trixie a medic in the comment section literally said you gotta go to a doctor babe the blood pressure is on the molly because baby she is hiiiiigh
Trixie looks at Katya with that wig on like it’s totally normal now 🤣
Would love to see a dirt cake cooking episode from Trixie!
absolutely a need
These two make my day every time, without fail
Nice batch of viewing recommendations, thanks! 🙏
Katya's arms are making me think of phrases that if I shared them on social media she would block me across all platforms.
So funny. These two should do a podcast. 🙏
i could listen to both of them talk ALL DAY,
katya liking wwdits!!!! i am OBSESSED
Thank God for Tuesdays.
The wig snatch gives me life everytime! TV show suggestion for Katya: Servant (AppleTV). It makes up for “Old”.
Making my Tuesday worth waking up for
This ep was so good
Just when I thought I couldn't love the dolls more, they do this!
"Hypotermic nancy" LMAOO it's hyperdermic sally 😭😭
I didn't want this to end! I could listen to them talk for hours. Will there ever be a TB&TB and Sibling Rivalry crossover?
This podcast needs a daily moment.
I would love that for us.
I cannot tell y’all how much I appreciate the way you talked about Harley Quinn and Margot Robbie like i just… Thank you for that whole conversation it was so fun hearing your thoughts on those movies 👌
I absolutely LOVED Birds of Prey. My only complaint is that I wish it was longer
15:58 absolutely dying at this ad for Babbel where Katya recounts her trip to Thailand and wonders how learning the language could improve her experience. Meanwhile, as someone with Thai ancestry who wishes to learn the language knows, Babbel fully doesn't have Thai in its library.
I love these two together. Magical