*Hazel as Gale* “Yeah i dont understand” “What the hell is going on “This is something i cant get” “Doots pumpkin hill song” “Sera, Heat, please. Save some Serphussy for the rest of us!”
Legit thought you would make “how many slice of bread have you eaten today?” reference But holy shit i love this so much, and the point where Raidou called Gotou, Morgana killed me.
I honestly don't see the problem with that, japanese games have references to japanese memes. I don't think it's terrible localization to swap one meme out for one that's comparable for western audiences.
@@ultrascarlet5275 Yeah, similar to how in the Ghost Stories dub the "All your base are belong to us" meme (a meme that was popular at the time) was referenced. But I can understand why someone would be irritated to death hearing/seeing the same ol' supposed funny reference of a meme..
It occurs to me that Narumi never really deals with the supernatural angle of any cases. After this video I've now gained the headcanon that he's totally aware of what's happening behind the scenes but is too woke to give a fuck. And Raidou's content to keep it that way before he has to deal with Narumi's shit while fighting Fiends and Battle Ships and whatever the fuck Shinado was supposed to be.
So there I was Raidou, ass naked in the middle of my living room. Balls deep in a mayonnaise jar and my detective intuition tells me "the only thing that can get me out of this situation is a nice stick of butter, to lube things out so to speak". You know what that reminds me, let me make you some breakfest. You like toast? OF COURSE YOU DO. YOU KNOW WHAT RAIDOU I'VE EATEN 37 PIECES OF TOAST IN THE PAST 48 HOURS. THE DAYS OF RECKONING IS UPON US. I SAW A PICTURE OF JESUS HIMSELF ON THE 24TH PIECE. ekhem.... but anyway that's enough of male bonding. We'd better get back to work...
...and that's when I said to her "lady, you will never crack these nuts it just won't happen I don't care how many romantic fantasies you have I'm not that kind of guy. I don't get tied down to a woman, in fact the hentai they print in these newspapers is far better than any 3d woman I've ever seen. I would rather get my dick stuck in a may jar than continue this conversation." That's what I said to her, mind you this wasn't a skype call. So as soon as I said that I hung up the phone and switched back to my hentai tab. You've got to keep women in 'check Raidou. You've got to keep women in check.
(10 minutes later) And that's when I said to her: "Lady, you'll never crack these nuts. It just won't happen. I don't care how many romantic fantasies you have, I'm not that kind of guy. I don't get tied down to a woman, in fact, the hentai they print in these newspapers is far better than any 3D woman I've ever seen. I'd rather get my dick stuck in a mayo jar than to continue this conversation." That's what I said to her, mind you, this was in a Skype call, so as soon I said that shit, I hung up the phone and switched back to my hentai tabs. You gotta keep women in check Raidou- HOLY SHIT BALLS, RAIDOU! KEEP THE CAT UNDER CONTROL, PLEASE!? You damn cat! I just got these pants dry-cleaned, my pants haven't been looked this since I discovered those late-night softcore channels. Ugh... Raidou, can you give me a moment please? Who the fuck is coming in my office?! Wow Raidou, stop SIMPING bro! You guys seeing this? He's SIMPING in my office! Get real...
Perfection, except Gouto deserves better than to be called 'Morgana'. Seriously, would Morgana *near end of Raidou 1 spoilers involving a rocket*? I think not.
Oh come on bro! "Leave Raidou alone!!" No megaten protagonist has ever simped as profoundly as MegaTen 2's Hideto, whom flat out ditches his lifelong best friend for some blonde chick as soon as they both meet her at Tokyo Tower! I swear to *SMT4A record scratch* that I"m not making this up.
"HE'S SIMPING IN MY OFFICE DO YOU GUYS SEE THIS, GET REAL"
Devil Summoner 3: Raidou Kuzunoha Vs the Simping Plague
by Platinum
I only simp for Raidou.
If Atlus actually made that I’d totally play it
@@That_Nightmare everybody simps for Raidou, especially in the first game
@@That_Nightmare Based
This makes me wonder how a MegaTen game getting the SnapCube treatment would turn out
Digital Devil Saga series would probably have enough cutscenes to work with
That would be incredible
@@esoteric7990 awww yeah
*Hazel as Gale*
“Yeah i dont understand”
“What the hell is going on
“This is something i cant get”
“Doots pumpkin hill song”
“Sera, Heat, please. Save some Serphussy for the rest of us!”
"Stfu Morgana"
Lmao that killed me
0:55 ,,In fact the Hentai print and newspapers is far better than any 3D woman i even seen'' LOL
based
based and redpilled.
Correction: "The hentai they print in these newspapers"
"Lady, you will never crack these nuts" lmao
Why does Raidou sounds like Shadow the hedgehog
Sounds like he's been smoking 10 packs a day for the past 10 years
accurate Raidou
Cause he’s the ultimate life form as far as Devil Summoners is concerned.
So Raidou was really about a guy that likes to eat toast, eh?
Welp. Time to save up $100 for the first one and $200 for the second one.
Its absolutely insane how when Raidou 1 & 2 were reprinted in 2013 they were $10 each
@@eatanotherzio6811they’re still only like 10 bucks on the ps3 store. Wish the physical copies were cheap but still better than nothing I guess
Legit thought you would make “how many slice of bread have you eaten today?” reference
But holy shit i love this so much, and the point where Raidou called Gotou, Morgana killed me.
>Western localization shoves Western memes into the script
I thought this was supposed to be a parody not reality
what
God I hate spike chunsoft translations.
@@ohav3893 most western localization tend to shove memes in their translation
I honestly don't see the problem with that, japanese games have references to japanese memes. I don't think it's terrible localization to swap one meme out for one that's comparable for western audiences.
@@ultrascarlet5275 Yeah, similar to how in the Ghost Stories dub the "All your base are belong to us" meme (a meme that was popular at the time) was referenced. But I can understand why someone would be irritated to death hearing/seeing the same ol' supposed funny reference of a meme..
Replace toast to women in the opening segment 😳
I lost it at the "Raidou is simping in my office" bit. >_< *lol*
1:45
"HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED!"
"How many slices of toast have you eaten?"
36 and a half fifth to be precise
Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs the child support payments
HE'S SIMPING IN MY OFFICE
I would pay to play this as the english dub haha god its kinda like the ghost stories dubs level of humor and I love it
As someone just getting into smt this only makes me want to get more into this stupid community
1:16 "HOLY SHITBALLS RAIDOU, KEEP THE CAT UNDER CONTROL, PLEASE"
I've found it, I've found the sentence I'm going to spam forever from this point on
Devil Summoner Abridged when
It occurs to me that Narumi never really deals with the supernatural angle of any cases. After this video I've now gained the headcanon that he's totally aware of what's happening behind the scenes but is too woke to give a fuck.
And Raidou's content to keep it that way before he has to deal with Narumi's shit while fighting Fiends and Battle Ships and whatever the fuck Shinado was supposed to be.
...And also the Lone Marebito, and Clarion.
@@kuraux56s59 don't forget the plague of simps
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas Those too!
I mean he did fight his way through the underground base that one time, presumably without being able to see any demons
I watch this almost every week, and it gets better each time.
same, I think what truly kills me is “I’ve eaten x slices of toast, the day of reckoning is upon us, I saw Jesus on the 28th slice”
"Simping?! Are you serious?! Right in front of my toast?!"
I love how you take Lazy detective Narumi and transformed him into fucking Schmidt from New Girl.
"What is he talking about?"
"We should probably head back home and go to sleep"
"Shut the fuck up morgana"
This is the pinnacle of human entertainment.
I love Raidou.
I think I like it even more now.
So there I was Raidou, ass naked in the middle of my living room. Balls deep in a mayonnaise jar and my detective intuition tells me "the only thing that can get me out of this situation is a nice stick of butter, to lube things out so to speak". You know what that reminds me, let me make you some breakfest. You like toast? OF COURSE YOU DO. YOU KNOW WHAT RAIDOU I'VE EATEN 37 PIECES OF TOAST IN THE PAST 48 HOURS. THE DAYS OF RECKONING IS UPON US. I SAW A PICTURE OF JESUS HIMSELF ON THE 24TH PIECE. ekhem.... but anyway that's enough of male bonding. We'd better get back to work...
...and that's when I said to her "lady, you will never crack these nuts it just won't happen I don't care how many romantic fantasies you have I'm not that kind of guy. I don't get tied down to a woman, in fact the hentai they print in these newspapers is far better than any 3d woman I've ever seen. I would rather get my dick stuck in a may jar than continue this conversation." That's what I said to her, mind you this wasn't a skype call. So as soon as I said that I hung up the phone and switched back to my hentai tab. You've got to keep women in 'check Raidou. You've got to keep women in check.
(10 minutes later)
And that's when I said to her: "Lady, you'll never crack these nuts. It just won't happen. I don't care how many romantic fantasies you have, I'm not that kind of guy. I don't get tied down to a woman, in fact, the hentai they print in these newspapers is far better than any 3D woman I've ever seen. I'd rather get my dick stuck in a mayo jar than to continue this conversation."
That's what I said to her, mind you, this was in a Skype call, so as soon I said that shit, I hung up the phone and switched back to my hentai tabs. You gotta keep women in check Raidou-
HOLY SHIT BALLS, RAIDOU! KEEP THE CAT UNDER CONTROL, PLEASE!?
You damn cat! I just got these pants dry-cleaned, my pants haven't been looked this since I discovered those late-night softcore channels.
Ugh...
Raidou, can you give me a moment please?
Who the fuck is coming in my office?!
Wow Raidou, stop SIMPING bro! You guys seeing this? He's SIMPING in my office! Get real...
I know nothing about Devil Summoner other then Raidou is the protagonist.
Can't wait to play them.
I just finished playing the first,pretty solid game.
So, how did it go? Did you play it?
Who am I kidding of course you didn't.
Actually, I did! Sometimes a little goofy, but I loved every minute of the duology. I'm waiting on a good chance to buy a figure of Raidou... @@madsli
"stfu morgana" LMFAO
This really makes me want the PS2 Raidou games to get the same HD Remaster treatment as Nocturne with Marsh doing all of the English VA!! >:)
God damnit I need a full game dub for the experience
There are four universal constants
And one of them is Morgana
i have watched this video about 20 times in the last 1 hour
Did you see a picture of Jesus?
@@totaldestruction152 a faint outline appeared on my screen
I think this is my canon, I need a full dub of SMT 4 and 3, and even the persona games, this is god damn a cure for cancer
Uh uh c-could you m-make more Narumi d-dub? 😳 👉👈
lmao maybe if you really want it
@@MarshSMT hell yeah i want it 😆
@@MarshSMT i want that too pls bro
@@MarshSMT
Same
@@MarshSMT plz😫👌
This is my favorite vid so far
Think I’m going to transcribe this so I can use it as a monologue for an audition
Please make a whole dub
Nothing could have prepared me for that opening line, holy shit.
Canon.
It’s been like 5 seconds and it’s already perfect
I wasn’t ready for raidou to call the cat morgana.
_"shut the fuck up Morgana"_
I fucking lost it
Nice Matt Mercer impression bro
Oh my goodness this is fucking awesome! Man, there should be more Raidou memes. Justice for Raidou!
i'm often tempted to do more of these but its been so long i think most people would just be confused haha
@@MarshSMT nah I encourage you to do more. Spread the word of Raidou and let there be more simping
@@MarshSMTA sequel to the Narumi dub would just add more to Marsh lore and headcanon. 😊
@@MarshSMT i say you should do more anyway, it would at least bring more attention to the Raidou series
Funny, did laugh, please do more of this stupid stuff
Of i make videogame you will be one of voica actors
dude this video is a masterpiece of a shitpost
Raidou HD Remaster
*Gasp, the raidou very cool. Ok then can i ask you to make a shin megami tensei ii shitpost
haven't played it yet but i could probably figure something out, i'll see what i can do
@@MarshSMT aleph x satan
It's good to know I'm not the only one who uses mayonnaise that way.
I low key love how much you make Raidou's voice sound like Batman's XD
Raidou is basically Solid Snake here and I'd kill for Atlus to make that canon.
One game and manga that make me want to be a detective
Lost it at "shut the fuck up morgana"
This is John Marshall before Nakajima.
why are those slices of toast floppy, it really bothers me.
Simp Megami Tensei: Bruh
good fan vc opportunity, I'm down
You gotta do more of this
"That's when I said, lady you'll never crack these nuts."
Incredible
Please sir another 😭❤️
Man, I am still so salty this game never got a European release.
As soon as i watched this video, i turned off youtube, and switched back to my hentai tabs
the day of reckoning is nearly upon us…. I saw Jesus himself on the 24th piece
This video is the reason I played raidou
This is good but you should really get some sleep.
Atlus? Get this guy as a va for your switch raidou port....plz?
Shin megami tensai more like Simp megami tensai am I right
Simp Megami Tensai: Person 5
Simp Megami Tensai: Devil Simper Raidou Kuzunoha vs The Anti-Simping Army
The STFU Morgana to Gotou got me dead.
Make more of these pls
dont fucking disrespect gouto like that man
Maybe I should play Raidou
Only real ones know of the sequel.
Osamu Dazai looking good
1:27 damn that was cursed
Perfection, except Gouto deserves better than to be called 'Morgana'. Seriously, would Morgana *near end of Raidou 1 spoilers involving a rocket*? I think not.
Throw in some "fucks" and "shits" in there, then you have an English dub
Isn't the cat usually the simp?
Oh come on bro! "Leave Raidou alone!!" No megaten protagonist has ever simped as profoundly as MegaTen 2's Hideto, whom flat out ditches his lifelong best friend for some blonde chick as soon as they both meet her at Tokyo Tower! I swear to *SMT4A record scratch* that I"m not making this up.
Why the fuck does this exist