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  • @MowgliGames97
    @MowgliGames97  Před rokem +95

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  • @morganfreeman5972
    @morganfreeman5972 Před rokem +7178

    Don't do it Theo. Don't fuckin do it.

    • @6woody559
      @6woody559 Před rokem +72

      Yeah theo is a few doors down from being a stay at home dad (emotionally atleast)

    • @leonardticsay8046
      @leonardticsay8046 Před rokem +17

      @@6woody559we’ll know for real if Theo just disappears.

    • @IAMTHEJOSH7777777
      @IAMTHEJOSH7777777 Před rokem +27

      Morgan Freeman? Your profile picture is clearly Laurence Fishburne.

    • @tylermassey5431
      @tylermassey5431 Před rokem

      @@IAMTHEJOSH7777777 you guys are such racists! Do you really think all black people look the same?!
      That's obviously Forest Whitaker.

    • @tylermassey5431
      @tylermassey5431 Před rokem +10

      Theo should totally do it. Get some tail, then hit the trail.

  • @BetaTestingUrGf
    @BetaTestingUrGf Před rokem +8878

    Who wanna bet That she's the one who pressured him to be in touch his feminine side and got him to be a stay at home dad

    • @hackhenk
      @hackhenk Před rokem +109

      Virgin lol

    • @BetaTestingUrGf
      @BetaTestingUrGf Před rokem +43

      @@hackhenk lol

    • @marz4168
      @marz4168 Před rokem +286

      Why would a man let his wife make him into a home dad. That’s you as a man allowing that.

    • @benchoflemons398
      @benchoflemons398 Před rokem

      It be the same ones that want to break “gender norms“ and are ran though

    • @smallben7744
      @smallben7744 Před rokem +39

      100%

  • @darianromero3532
    @darianromero3532 Před rokem +717

    $50 says she's the one who wanted him to stay at home, lol

    • @justinmcmanus2111
      @justinmcmanus2111 Před 8 měsíci +31

      Don't ever let a woman lead your life. If she's got an idea make a better idea

    • @kane_howe138
      @kane_howe138 Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@justinmcmanus2111I mean you can say the same about a man? Just don’t let anyone lead your life man or woman

    • @justinmcmanus2111
      @justinmcmanus2111 Před 7 měsíci +13

      I should reiterate. Don't ever let your wife lead your life.

    • @dinomann1147
      @dinomann1147 Před 7 měsíci

      dont let no one, you aint a puppet lmao@@justinmcmanus2111

    • @justinmcmanus2111
      @justinmcmanus2111 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Random-ed2xf I mean I could say I wish I had his money but he's hardly someone I would say I would like to be like if I'm honest I wish I was more like my grandfather. He taught me many things I would say even that my marriage has lasted as long as it has simply because I've taken his advice to heart

  • @Michelle-go5nv
    @Michelle-go5nv Před 7 měsíci +2

    "Born ready"
    Is the only appropriate reply

  • @felixkaletsch8691
    @felixkaletsch8691 Před rokem +2634

    Manliest man cares for his kids

    • @orokusaki8670
      @orokusaki8670 Před rokem +45

      yea but you can care for your kids and also have a real job too

    • @biggibbs4678
      @biggibbs4678 Před rokem +57

      by providing for them and protecting them not by acting like a second mother

    • @ziggys9439
      @ziggys9439 Před rokem +59

      @@orokusaki8670 that’s true, but imo not if both parents have a career. If the wife works and so does the dad who’s gonna be around to guide the kids besides tv and media

    • @flankman9385
      @flankman9385 Před rokem +38

      @@orokusaki8670 what’s a “real” job?

    • @GoDawgz90
      @GoDawgz90 Před rokem +23

      I’ll be retired in 6 years and my wife will start her career and then I’ll be the stay at home parent.

  • @Sharpe2007Dent
    @Sharpe2007Dent Před rokem +2229

    She already divorced the real man.

    • @holden3
      @holden3 Před rokem +40

      Amen

    • @thecuevasfam1201
      @thecuevasfam1201 Před rokem +10

      💯

    • @robbieezc907
      @robbieezc907 Před rokem +94

      That's the manliest man she's ever gonna get and she just left him to look for someone who probably has CTE and an inferiority complex (most ufc fighters)

    • @captscratchybeard
      @captscratchybeard Před rokem +5

      ​@@robbieezc907Is Jonathan Koppenhaver a manly man?

    • @omgsouthpark7659
      @omgsouthpark7659 Před rokem +41

      Real men are providers, not some stay at home dad.

  • @adequatequality
    @adequatequality Před rokem +73

    “I’ll do my best”. I fucking love how Theo said that like he was trying paddle boarding for the first time 😂

  • @illmaticone
    @illmaticone Před rokem +2396

    theo and rogan make such a great show!!!

    • @ArizonaLizardMan
      @ArizonaLizardMan Před rokem +11

      Theo with anyone pretty much haha

    • @alexsnow5092
      @alexsnow5092 Před rokem +2

      most of the time Joe doesn’t get his jokes it’s really frustrating, idk about now but on older podcasts for sure

    • @hansoloburger2322
      @hansoloburger2322 Před rokem +1

      @@alexsnow5092why does it frustrate you? Take a breath an move on

    • @alexsnow5092
      @alexsnow5092 Před rokem +1

      @@hansoloburger2322 because he’s supposed to be a comedian for those jokes to fly over his head like that is just cringe

    • @hansoloburger2322
      @hansoloburger2322 Před rokem

      @@alexsnow5092 yeah but why do you get frustrated?

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 Před rokem +922

    Woman with kids who left support father. That’s a hard PASS Theo.

    • @tylermassey5431
      @tylermassey5431 Před rokem +37

      Nah, she's a perfect 'hit it and quit it' candidate.

    • @jessiejames2544
      @jessiejames2544 Před rokem +8

      ​@@tylermassey5431 Interesting that when a woman lives that attitude, she's labeled and condemned AND that's called a DOUBLE STANDARD!

    • @tylermassey5431
      @tylermassey5431 Před rokem +34

      @@jessiejames2544 AHHHH, LOUD NOISES!!!

    • @thomasjefferson6334
      @thomasjefferson6334 Před rokem +4

      ​@@tylermassey5431 I agree with jessie..... thered be no 304s if men saw women as some poor guys future wife.

    • @tylermassey5431
      @tylermassey5431 Před rokem

      @@thomasjefferson6334 you're right, it's all our fault.
      In all seriousness we're not talking about some poor guys future wife. We're talking about some poor guy's former wife. There's a difference. She took a vow to help him through thick and thin and then broke that vow because she was horny. She's for the streets.

  • @tylerroe5175
    @tylerroe5175 Před rokem +78

    I can’t imagine setting one of my boys up with a single mom who divorced her first husband 😂 What an L move

    • @voyagerdecoded
      @voyagerdecoded Před 5 měsíci +2

      We leave judgment to the lord on this side of CZcams.

    • @WakandaleezaRazz
      @WakandaleezaRazz Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@voyagerdecodedBEYDAAA

    • @kdcustoms1272
      @kdcustoms1272 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@voyagerdecodednah, not everyone believes in that😉

    • @banditthekid
      @banditthekid Před 13 dny

      "single mom who divorced her first husband" where's the inherent issue?

    • @banditthekid
      @banditthekid Před 13 dny

      plenty of people are grown adults who are ready and happy to be a part of that kind of loving family and the responsibilities that comes with it

  • @Parker--
    @Parker-- Před rokem +18

    In an alternate universe, these two are detective buddies in Florida who solve crimes by accident.

  • @tinjarir
    @tinjarir Před rokem +200

    Respect to all the fathers out there who care enough to actively raise their children.

    • @cbz3237
      @cbz3237 Před rokem +8

      It's so much more work than working a regular job. It's insane. All my respect for all the men and women out there whose primary job is raising kids. It's brutal.

    • @halfassranch8363
      @halfassranch8363 Před rokem +5

      ​@@cbz3237 stay at home dad and we homeschool and run a homestead/hobby farm

    • @iranexplained1828
      @iranexplained1828 Před rokem

      If my dad was home all day when I was growing up that would have actually sucked. Not because I don't like my dad, just because that's just depressing

    • @thomasjefferson6334
      @thomasjefferson6334 Před rokem +2

      ​@@iranexplained1828 true.... its always best when they go to get milk and cigarettes from the store lol

    • @iranexplained1828
      @iranexplained1828 Před rokem +1

      @@thomasjefferson6334 Or when they have a fulfilling career and hobbies.

  • @jae2780
    @jae2780 Před rokem +782

    So she probably got him to be a stay at home dad so she can do better in her career. Now she wants a manly man 😂

    • @Hedmanification
      @Hedmanification Před rokem +17

      Cant have been much of a manly man if his wife made him sit at home to begin with lmao

    • @rw9978
      @rw9978 Před rokem +9

      Sounds like what Gisele was trying to do with Tom Brady.

    • @tysonkasyon2812
      @tysonkasyon2812 Před rokem +11

      Women can only provide temporary while men do it forever because that's what's excepted from us men.

    • @winstoncannady4224
      @winstoncannady4224 Před rokem

      Women love wrecking their own homes. Why would any man step into that situation and save her? She doesn't want the obligation of working 80 hours a week while she misses important milestones with her kids. And she wants a man to come work those same 80 hours for a ready made family that's not his. You Can't make this shit up

    • @calebc6028
      @calebc6028 Před rokem

      Never trust woman bro, if you do then that’s your mistake.

  • @IAMTHEJOSH7777777
    @IAMTHEJOSH7777777 Před rokem +13

    I knew a guy that would bare knuckle fight squirrels back in the day. If you had a few dollars he'd let you watch. It was crazy man. -Theo probably

  • @camphope9344
    @camphope9344 Před rokem +9

    What she really meant to say was “ Joe, tag me from behind”

  • @troyerhoades4909
    @troyerhoades4909 Před rokem +18

    I’ve always wanted to date a middle aged single mom with unrealistic expectations

  • @alexandereisen3486
    @alexandereisen3486 Před rokem +344

    10 bucks says the kids weren’t even his.

    • @holden3
      @holden3 Před rokem +12

      Good point

    • @s.c.8296
      @s.c.8296 Před rokem +15

      I put a 100 bucks down on it!

    • @mangotango3778
      @mangotango3778 Před rokem +11

      Lol high chance you're right.

    • @tio_john
      @tio_john Před rokem +7

      I feel sad by the probability of you being right

    • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
      @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli Před rokem +7

      That's actually more sad because it means there's zero chance the kids he decided to be a role model for and live for every day will be in his custody after the divorce since they're not his.
      At least if they were his, I'd hope the chick loses custody and has to pay him huge child support.

  • @johnavernia1026
    @johnavernia1026 Před rokem +11

    I really wish the stay at home dad would be back on his feet and find a woman that would appreciate him. Pretty sure being stay at home dad wasn't his idea in the first place (or she wouldn't even date him), but because she asked him to.

  • @oliviaoblitas876
    @oliviaoblitas876 Před rokem +5

    I love Theo's willingness....

  • @3375dean
    @3375dean Před rokem +1110

    Why would a man’s man be interested in this chick for? When she just run out on her family.

    • @raygun26
      @raygun26 Před rokem +37

      Well said😂😂😂

    • @pawemaliszewski9324
      @pawemaliszewski9324 Před rokem

      She has some interesting holes, that's main reason, I guess.

    • @billybobby320
      @billybobby320 Před rokem +71

      Cause some people live in fantasy worlds where they run from all the problems and have no idea what true commitment is

    • @naytefors1047
      @naytefors1047 Před rokem +3

      Absolutely

    • @JoeBidensDroolBib
      @JoeBidensDroolBib Před rokem +9

      You have no idea why she left. Lol stop making up reasons to be mad 😂

  • @SyLuX636
    @SyLuX636 Před rokem +185

    I think she was hitting on Rogan but he thought she was being genuinely asking for advice lol.

    • @trppstar
      @trppstar Před rokem +11

      he has a wife

    • @daddybandit4431
      @daddybandit4431 Před rokem +59

      @@trppstar ah yes, cause marriage has always stopped women from trying to get with married men.

    • @trppstar
      @trppstar Před rokem

      @@daddybandit4431 you get no play

    • @Mdautkreix
      @Mdautkreix Před rokem +1

      🎯

    • @user-be4vx6ho4c
      @user-be4vx6ho4c Před rokem +10

      He just started making bear noises

  • @ComboMuster
    @ComboMuster Před rokem +4

    Theo is another stay at home dad type.

    • @antoniosoto9263
      @antoniosoto9263 Před rokem

      a successful comedian is a stay at home type how ??

  • @stinkwrinkle8219
    @stinkwrinkle8219 Před rokem +2

    These two would be the funnest to hang out with in the high-school days

  • @N-wordScissorhands
    @N-wordScissorhands Před rokem +128

    “Are you ready Theo? To be a simp and raise another mans kids while she struggles with hitting the wall?”

  • @xaviertheegoat6080
    @xaviertheegoat6080 Před rokem +113

    Real manly men don’t settle for old masculine divorcès😂

    • @tylermassey5431
      @tylermassey5431 Před rokem

      Haha, right! They'll def throw her a bone, though.

    • @animalistic670
      @animalistic670 Před rokem +2

      Some would say only a real man can actually handle one.

    • @tylermassey5431
      @tylermassey5431 Před rokem +15

      @@animalistic670 the two statements aren't mutually exclusive. A real man CAN handle a masculine woman, but would never SETTLE for one. Real men prefer real women.

    • @jessiejames2544
      @jessiejames2544 Před rokem +1

      ​@@tylermassey5431 Beyond IGNORANT COMMENT!

    • @tylermassey5431
      @tylermassey5431 Před rokem +9

      @@jessiejames2544 what's ignorant about it? Why would a real man not want to be with a real woman? Are you saying that real women are masculine? That would seem to paint femininity in a pretty bad light.

  • @Milo_Estobar
    @Milo_Estobar Před rokem +1

    Joe Rogan just dismissed that to save Theo from that woman

  • @ChillOut1716
    @ChillOut1716 Před 8 měsíci +3

    “”Mmm, Im not feelin it.”😂😅

  • @outsideview9052
    @outsideview9052 Před rokem +156

    She is likely the one who forced him to be the stay at home dad and then she divorced him because she lost respect for him. He wasnt "manly" enough for her. That is todays feminism.

    • @deadbutworking
      @deadbutworking Před rokem +4

      Feminism is when a woman breathes

    • @NuwandaLunaDragon
      @NuwandaLunaDragon Před rokem

      yeah, sure, everything is feminism and men have no freedom, sure

    • @outsideview9052
      @outsideview9052 Před rokem +1

      @@NuwandaLunaDragon Are you going to state any facts that disagree with what I said or just claim feminst victimhood again like so many women do?
      The purpose of the video was the importance of traditional roles in marriage. This stay at home dad didnt meet that definition and the masculine wife lost respect for him because of it. She asked Joe Rogan specifically if he knew a manly man who she could go after. You can bet that she wasnt going to ask him to be a stay at home dad to take care of her children. Hell no. She planned to leave them in the care of her ex husband while she goes off and finds a fun masculine man.
      I suppose she thinks if men can do it to women then why cant she do it also her ex.

    • @NuwandaLunaDragon
      @NuwandaLunaDragon Před rokem +3

      @@outsideview9052 these are people you don't know
      before calling victimhood on other people stop your own
      The roles are not "important in marriage" they're important in some marriages, not in others
      You don't know if that woman is responsible or not the man's action, your generalizations can't lead you anywhere and add nothing

    • @outsideview9052
      @outsideview9052 Před rokem +5

      @@NuwandaLunaDragon Yes, I dont know them but Joe knows them both. What was clear is that the woman wanted what her ex husband was not, a masculine man. Those are the roles or traits (masculine and feminine) that they were discussing. Your original argument implied that any criticism of a woman is a feminist attack. I just disagree. Holding a women accountable for her actions is not a feminist attack.
      I wish you the best.

  • @avogata_8710
    @avogata_8710 Před rokem +75

    Theo ain’t ready 😂

  • @SharkAcademy
    @SharkAcademy Před rokem +3

    He better have got the house and support for all the years he stayed at home

  • @possumwilliams2940
    @possumwilliams2940 Před rokem +1

    Joe could make Theo cry 😭by just giving him a hard stare 😂😂😂🥴

  • @michaeldufresne9199
    @michaeldufresne9199 Před rokem +44

    A real friend would tell her to take time off of relationships

  • @dutchvandermorgan6226
    @dutchvandermorgan6226 Před rokem +118

    Manly men, one that’ll beat the shit outta her like War Machine did to Christy Mack and her friend.

    • @cooperrogers9076
      @cooperrogers9076 Před rokem +7

      You don't know what a manly man is.

    • @Fargoleafy
      @Fargoleafy Před rokem +8

      That ain't a manly man. That's a coward

    • @michaelmichaelmotorcycle2174
      @michaelmichaelmotorcycle2174 Před rokem

      Crazy he got life in prison for beating some hoes ass

    • @yoshivolk5831
      @yoshivolk5831 Před rokem

      ​​@@Fargoleafy he's joking you dumb idiot

    • @bushisback112
      @bushisback112 Před rokem

      ​​@@Fargoleafy thats his point. She wasn't looking for a real man if she's coming to Joe rogan for references. You ever see that female kickboxer who was on joes podcast where she said she dumped her boyfriend because she didn't like the way he reacted after getting KOd in a pro fight? Joe agreed with all her nonsense hes a fucking creep himself.

  • @gi-joe_510CA
    @gi-joe_510CA Před rokem +2

    We NEED a Theo and Joe show 😂😂😂

  • @johnerwin8755
    @johnerwin8755 Před rokem +1

    These two are absolutely the best together

  • @mgrstudios619
    @mgrstudios619 Před rokem +162

    "Fuck yeah I'll be your kids step dad" said no man of value, EVER

    • @dooflydetailguuy4349
      @dooflydetailguuy4349 Před rokem +12

      Step Dads are redeemers who will be glorified in the sight of God in the afterlife

    • @FearRua
      @FearRua Před rokem +23

      @@dooflydetailguuy4349 or God will se them as enablers for unfaithful women depending on the circumstances of the divorce. The bible is pretty clear and in this situation the woman and her future man are both adulterers.

    • @dooflydetailguuy4349
      @dooflydetailguuy4349 Před rokem +7

      @@FearRua for the widowed. Not adultered. The bible is clear on this as well.

    • @Simiocrates
      @Simiocrates Před rokem

      Joe Rogan did that

    • @johnnyghanja
      @johnnyghanja Před rokem +2

      Tools says the Bible is clear. Lolol yall keep drinking the Kool aid Jonestown.

  • @gamer8622
    @gamer8622 Před rokem +492

    100% guarantee she's absolutely abysmal to live with and he gave up on life

  • @FnixGhod1
    @FnixGhod1 Před rokem +13

    Stay at home dad IS the real man!

  • @carl5984
    @carl5984 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Dont take a mans leftovers😂😂

  • @VIEWITIS
    @VIEWITIS Před 7 měsíci +1

    Theo's about to be a divorced stay-at-home dad.

  • @chickenlips9881
    @chickenlips9881 Před rokem +142

    Man’s probably devastated whilst the woman is asking to be set up with someone, surprise surprise

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan Před rokem

      Lmao sounds like something a loser would say, surprise surprise.

    • @KurtGodel-po3zl
      @KurtGodel-po3zl Před rokem +5

      Why are you saying "surprise surprise" when you're literally just speculating 🤡

    • @francisdaniel3588
      @francisdaniel3588 Před rokem

      ​@Daniel who the fock is this guy?

    • @chickenlips9881
      @chickenlips9881 Před rokem

      @@SnailHatan you’d know more about being a loser than anybody in this comment section. Your parents are probably ashamed of you and your partner (if you have one) probably hates you

    • @chickenlips9881
      @chickenlips9881 Před rokem +8

      @@francisdaniel3588 I’m your father

  • @TheSoundOfTwang
    @TheSoundOfTwang Před rokem +35

    The guy's gonna get emotional when he sees this clip

  • @s.c.8296
    @s.c.8296 Před rokem +106

    Years later she will sorry that she ever left him. She is probably a very selfish woman.

    • @puffball4484
      @puffball4484 Před rokem

      Because she doesn't want to be a with a man who refuses to work?

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 Před rokem

      Probably narcissistic.can yiu imagine leaving your entire family to get fucked by Chad?
      Disgusting.

    • @theunieroux3649
      @theunieroux3649 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@puffball4484So stay at home mothers also refuse to work ,right?

  • @Divemaster4122
    @Divemaster4122 Před 10 dny

    Watching theo go on a blind date should be an entire series.

  • @1RedShinobi
    @1RedShinobi Před rokem +16

    Yeah but she only demonstrated her level of commitment and character so who'd want to be with her anyway

  • @Foxy90x
    @Foxy90x Před rokem +62

    Love watching these two together

  • @deepthinking8100
    @deepthinking8100 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That is hilarious! The way Theo can switch gears like that

  • @ChuckTaylor-ct6fq
    @ChuckTaylor-ct6fq Před 7 měsíci +1

    Theo definitely not ready.

  • @Batman22222
    @Batman22222 Před rokem +32

    Theo was just ready to ' get in there '......he's not ready to marry the broad in question!🤣🤣

  • @B1gDuck
    @B1gDuck Před rokem +42

    imagine staying home to support your family and your wife says you’re not manly . that’s the most manly thing you can do is actually take care of your family

    • @antoniosoto9263
      @antoniosoto9263 Před rokem +1

      staying home isn’t supporting your family …..

    • @puffball4484
      @puffball4484 Před rokem +1

      Unless he was just refusing to work and being a bum.

    • @antoniosoto9263
      @antoniosoto9263 Před rokem

      @@puffball4484 i agree

    • @tromboner6061
      @tromboner6061 Před rokem

      @puffball4484 which is very less likely in this situation, because the wife went on to redeem her heteronormative desires from a "masculine man", meaning she was dissatisfied with the lack of masculinity(according to her pea sized female brain) of her man. Women teach men hard lesson for being nice/non masculine then complain about toxic masculinity. Toxic masculinity is caused by women never men.

    • @deplorableb.r.4211
      @deplorableb.r.4211 Před 11 měsíci

      Hypergamy doesn't care and there's no such thing as banking equity.

  • @bomboclaat1509
    @bomboclaat1509 Před rokem +1

    “That’s the man we want” then divorce them when they get bored tf🤣

    • @ThirdLawPair
      @ThirdLawPair Před rokem

      Joe never said she was bored. Regardless of why they are splitting up, I bet she wants to bang a "manly man" just to hurt him. Divorced people can be crazy vindictive.

  • @chendorodriguez650
    @chendorodriguez650 Před rokem +1

    Theo said "fuck yeeah..." like his homie asked him to attempt a backflip off the bleachers

  • @e1239
    @e1239 Před rokem +31

    You can be a stay at home dad and still be masculine, just as a woman can earn a living and remain feminine. The question is does he still bring order and discipline to the home, does he teach his kids right and wrong, have alternate masculine traits... Truth is they both took vows and she broke them.

    • @rastamandela981
      @rastamandela981 Před rokem +1

      Lies

    • @TheDukeofDavid
      @TheDukeofDavid Před rokem +4

      ​@@rastamandela981 which part?

    • @dagda3000
      @dagda3000 Před rokem +2

      ​@@TheDukeofDavid You cannot be a stay at home dad and still be masculine. Like you cannot get pegged and still be masculine. Once a man takes the female position, it is over.

    • @TheDukeofDavid
      @TheDukeofDavid Před rokem +1

      @@dagda3000 thats not what I said

    • @masterlucky379
      @masterlucky379 Před rokem

      ​@@dagda3000 nah i think you can still be masculine coz u still can fix sht at home that woman usually cant fix u can still carry heavy things and things like that and u can still maintain the discipline at home for you and especially your kids and you can still protect your wife and kids at all cost i think once you manage to put away the social norm anxiety in your head its easy to be still masculine.but doing that mental part is not going to be easy for sure.

  • @deederdoo
    @deederdoo Před rokem +3

    Theo don't do it! Never eat another man's leftovers.

  • @toolmusic4ever
    @toolmusic4ever Před 5 dny

    "I'll get in there". Fkn hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SpeakSpanishwithRex
    @SpeakSpanishwithRex Před 11 měsíci +1

    Theo’s not ready🤣

  • @internetnerd73
    @internetnerd73 Před rokem +40

    Stay at home dad is the perfect job. You get to bond with your kids, create memories that you wouldn't have time for if you were working. Enjoying your kids, the time with them. What's better than that? Ohhh right. Working as a wage slave so you can make someone else richer. Fuck that. You only get to raise your kids once.

    • @syloskrug9150
      @syloskrug9150 Před rokem +2

      Amen to that

    • @user-lj2cb2pj8j
      @user-lj2cb2pj8j Před rokem +10

      And when she cheats, like they all do, you take the kids and get child support

    • @internetnerd73
      @internetnerd73 Před rokem +7

      @v hopefully you marry a decent person, and they're already your best friend. I trust my partner. I hope everyone finds their special person.

    • @MrSladej
      @MrSladej Před rokem

      @@internetnerd73 it is horse shit, they really do all cheat. If not physically than they will inevitably emotionally. So long as you keep up and keep them ‘happy’. It’s funny the disparity in relationships. Men can be miserable for years and not cheat or move on. Women will absolutely move on to the next person while they are still with you. Ensuring and protecting their emotional continuity.
      I’m not sure what it is about being in my 30’s but the amount of unhappily married women that flirt or make suggestive remarks or looks is fucking disgusting. I work in an office. Married women are the worst. Even if a woman is happily married, it’s just a matter of time. A matter of time until they go through a rough patch. Then you know what happens? Men sense that vulnerability and they prey upon it and affectively screwing over another man. It’s bizarre. But it’s everywhere. If I’m getting laid tonight I’m going after someone with a ring.

    • @jordanfelt5978
      @jordanfelt5978 Před rokem +2

      ​@@user-lj2cb2pj8j they don't all cheat buddy, and whatever happened to you to make you feel that that's the case, I'm sorry. Now I don't currently have a woman but I have had some good women in the past and I promise you that not all of them are like that. I hope you find the right person one day.

  • @oldmanTav
    @oldmanTav Před 7 měsíci +1

    I'm almost ashamed at how much this made me laugh.

  • @paulmcpake2734
    @paulmcpake2734 Před 5 měsíci

    The stay at home dad is the man lol

  • @Ahldor
    @Ahldor Před rokem +61

    Moral of the story - don't be a stay at home dad.

    • @brianhallman5168
      @brianhallman5168 Před rokem

      🤡

    • @joeschmoe6908
      @joeschmoe6908 Před rokem +3

      Second morale, don't marry a woman who would tolerate a stay at home dad.

    • @chancedalton9803
      @chancedalton9803 Před rokem +6

      Some times it's not the dudes fault it work laying off or can't find a job that will pay what he is worth would you go from a welder to a McDonald's job no

    • @Ahldor
      @Ahldor Před rokem +8

      @@chancedalton9803 Women tend to be turned off by passive men in general. If you end up at home for some reason or another, you better have a plan to get you somewhere, or your lady will soon dry up.

    • @billypanagakos5139
      @billypanagakos5139 Před rokem +8

      Third morale don’t get married

  • @doc5646
    @doc5646 Před rokem +98

    Lol can’t wait for her to find a manly man who cheats on her and treats her like shit. I’m sure her husband was “to sweet” for her.

    • @jamesfinn6822
      @jamesfinn6822 Před rokem

      Wow a real life incel

    • @BME369
      @BME369 Před rokem +23

      I keep telling man u cant treat women too nice

    • @johkupohkuxd1697
      @johkupohkuxd1697 Před rokem +4

      Cope. Some women just don't like losers.

    • @jrjfkforodprpr
      @jrjfkforodprpr Před rokem

      You act as if being manly automatically means you're an asshole

    • @STPerks
      @STPerks Před rokem

      No he was a looser who liked to stay at home and do nothing sorry but no decent woman would put up with that

  • @CRS-fe2zj
    @CRS-fe2zj Před rokem +20

    Joe should've told her to go back to her husband..that would be the proper thing to do. Dude gave up his career/life/social status to take care of her kids.

  • @andrewbahr1921
    @andrewbahr1921 Před 8 měsíci

    his heart felt "fuck yes.." and then immediate rejection from joe lol

  • @Adam-sw8cc
    @Adam-sw8cc Před rokem +3

    That “mmm!“ cracked me up 😊

  • @timreid9556
    @timreid9556 Před rokem +26

    ..she is all used up...pass

    • @Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad.
      @Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad. Před rokem +4

      You aint any better.

    • @timreid9556
      @timreid9556 Před rokem

      @@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad. she chose to be the bread winner because "muh-feminism"...that turned her off. Now she disrupts the whole family...because she is not happy.
      Who wants an unloyal, modern fem... divorcee with kids.

    • @asmith9554
      @asmith9554 Před rokem +6

      @@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad. Found the Roasties ☝️

    • @shakinbottles
      @shakinbottles Před rokem

      ​@@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad.depends if it's a man or woman. It's ight for men to be promiscuous not ok for wemon. That's just how it is, that's the world it always has been. Either you wemon are just actually intellectually inferior, or you choose to let yourself be lied to and just go with it. Either way low IQ behavior. That alone proves wemon are dumb. I know I have to really break this down for you and there's prolly a few words you won't understand, but I have hope for yall still, for no reason really. But hopefully one day yall break free of this toxic unnatural and immoral behavior. Learn to be submissive and kind and graceful and stay fit. You can do it fr it's better than showing your whole body to ugly men on the internet. At that point no man wants to be associated with you, and if they do they have no other options. Is that really what yall want like do yall not have deductive reasoning skills or literally just common since and survival instincts I don't get it. Either that or yall are just actually excited to be whoreish which ik yall are. That's the whole thing yall can't keep your shit to yourself because nobody wants you so you gotta push it on people. Got it, makes sense now.

    • @shaneDylan33
      @shaneDylan33 Před rokem +2

      ​@@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad.I'm guessing your her husband??

  • @joserulezd00d
    @joserulezd00d Před rokem

    that “huh?!” was too funny for no reason 😂

  • @SittingBlue96
    @SittingBlue96 Před 10 měsíci

    Lol, that quiet, "fuck yeah...?" Was hillarious

  • @jasperblake5077
    @jasperblake5077 Před rokem +17

    No pleasing a woman like that… run Theo, run

  • @Matthew__
    @Matthew__ Před rokem

    The crash bandicoot sound brought back childhood memories

  • @maxbrazil3712
    @maxbrazil3712 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Joe's instincts are correct.

  • @hikageniko
    @hikageniko Před rokem +8

    The Crash Bandicoot tune sells it

  • @haydnrogan6789
    @haydnrogan6789 Před rokem +13

    Her husband watching this 💩

  • @katsungchan3599
    @katsungchan3599 Před 7 měsíci

    Theo Von would turn her into a stay at home mom, cooking gumbo and jambalaya

  • @akaemzett
    @akaemzett Před 6 měsíci

    These two have great chemistry

  • @irishbears2103
    @irishbears2103 Před rokem +6

    Hell no. Don't ever date a woman who's recently divorced. She'll use you as an emotional punching bag. Believe me, I learned that lesson the hard way.

  • @bo0tybandit
    @bo0tybandit Před rokem +10

    Guess what a "Manley Man" isn't gonna want to be a stay at home dad, she's best start making some sandwiches.

  • @BoriPrince24
    @BoriPrince24 Před rokem

    The " damn Doug got me lol

  • @mlc9928
    @mlc9928 Před rokem +1

    Theo failed his test.

  • @SRM110
    @SRM110 Před rokem +13

    She gave up a man willing to stay home and take care of the home and kids so she can try to find something she may have missed out on, that woman will end up all alone. These older women want younger men, younger men want these older attractive women but they both want different things

    • @King_king880
      @King_king880 Před rokem +3

      Younger men do not want older women.

    • @SRM110
      @SRM110 Před rokem +3

      @@King_king880 younger men want the older women for one thing, the older woman want something else

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates Před rokem +2

      @@SRM110 pump and dump?

    • @King_king880
      @King_king880 Před rokem +1

      When they have mommy and daddy issues,maybe. That's the majority of the time they want older women. At least in my personal experience.

    • @SRM110
      @SRM110 Před rokem +1

      @@King_king880 really? It’s more about conquest for younger men.

  • @JacksonTheBull
    @JacksonTheBull Před měsícem

    Back n forth with 2 of the funniest men on earth

  • @chadturpin8220
    @chadturpin8220 Před rokem +9

    Please tell me you did not set her up Joe rogan Unless it's a abusive relationship people should be getting punished for leaving and divorcing

  • @charliewatson3480
    @charliewatson3480 Před rokem

    “Damn dude” is so funny to me

  • @daltonjames2705
    @daltonjames2705 Před rokem

    I absolutely love these two together. They always have a fun podcast. It's always funny and never boring

  • @brianadeschaine6219
    @brianadeschaine6219 Před rokem

    Theo kills me 😂 'no don't say I'll do my best' "oh okay sorry" 😂😂

  • @danielgaddis7496
    @danielgaddis7496 Před rokem

    She started out being a cheerleader but turned into being the quarterback

  • @timothyhood5738
    @timothyhood5738 Před rokem

    Joe says manly men and theo says" I'll do it" 😂💀

  • @hubcityrunner
    @hubcityrunner Před rokem

    Everyone in my house WAS sleeping until the end.

  • @rw9978
    @rw9978 Před rokem +1

    This is why Tom Brady didn’t retire from football to be a stay at home dad. Gisele would have divorced him anyway.

  • @btkenobi2
    @btkenobi2 Před rokem

    Joe's grimace along with the "Mmmm" says it all 😂

  • @Snip3rSapmi
    @Snip3rSapmi Před rokem

    they are so different lol. i love watching them interract

  • @AtlasRonin
    @AtlasRonin Před rokem +1

    You have to fully commit to the “fuck yeah” before you can commit yourself to a relationship bud.

  • @relax8600
    @relax8600 Před rokem

    "You ready"
    "Huh" 😂

  • @stoohp
    @stoohp Před rokem

    that crash bandicoot music fits too well lol

  • @philjones8405
    @philjones8405 Před rokem

    Sounds like the bloke had a lucky escape

  • @hmongbass8301
    @hmongbass8301 Před rokem

    She's watching this rn like "Theo Von!? Fuck yea!"

  • @Leviajohnson
    @Leviajohnson Před rokem

    Theo does have crash bandicoot vibes. Never noticed that til now

  • @danielsummers5438
    @danielsummers5438 Před rokem

    These two make such a great watch together 😂

  • @julieevans2591
    @julieevans2591 Před rokem

    You have the best laugh but Theo has the most alluring smile I’ve seen in a long time! Love seeing you two together!

  • @Gordon.Pinkerton
    @Gordon.Pinkerton Před rokem

    The Crash Bandicoot beat goes hard