Obi big: you were the "swolen one" it was that you would destroy the skinnies not join them! Bring Swolnes to Force not leave at THINSS! Anakin thinwalker: i HATE YOU!! Obi thicc: you were THICC Anakin!! I loved it!!
@@SeanPalpatine The Bible isn't meant to be an entertaining story. It is a record of the events that happened. Like a history book. Although there are some questionable stories and myths in there, of which there is no evidence. For example, there is absolutely no evidence of the great flood. However, that's probably just because the Bible is so old that not all the information is accurate.
K i see huge potential in this comment to grow quickly, so I am just gonna write random comment here and become famous when comment itself becomes famous
Wide Vader was so disappointed when his son instead turned into Bigger Luke, but also slightly proud that his family now covered the Vertical as well as the Horizontal planes
Real talk though we really haven't. 1500 if you were fat that usually meant that you could afford food... 2010 if you're fat usually means do you lock the self control 2020 same thing...
You can see that Ben Swolo surely takes after his grandfather.
Impressive! Most impressive!
You must be very proud
Hello There
Lmao
@Darth Vader General Kenobi
Darth Wider
Brilliant
Very clever
Very clever indeed, my friend
Malohn I just said that to my bro as I clicked the video. Looks like you beat me to it
Omg lol!!
"We're detecting a massive object emerging from hyperspace!"
M Silvestre it's another death star 😳
W I D E not moon
Its W I D E V A D E R
my cock
thats no moon!
*“you don’t know the thiccness of the dark side”*
DAMN BOI HE THIC
He's found us! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
@Darth Vader SHIT!
@Darth Vader random storm trooper being choked to death:
*Oh harder~*
But my lord there is no such force
The force:
"Master skywalker, there's too many fat on you"
-younglings
the real reason he killed the younglings
Oh really
Yes
"Master skywalker, there's too many fat on you , what are you going to do"
@@duogaming1915 work out
"General Grievous, you're wider than I expected."
I would like but its at 69 so I cant ruin it
I think you mean *thicc*
Grievous*
Let’s get it to 420 and stop
@Magic Man I knew this comment would be in here.
*"my width has doubled since the last time we met"*
Double the wide, half the height
*good. twice the wide, double the walk.*
General grievous...you're skinnier than i expected
Twice the wide, double the fall
"Good Anakin, good, good... Thin him. Thin him now. D E W I T
Anakin: My width has doubled since the last time we met Count.
Count Dooku: Good, twice the width double the pounds.
That's no moon it be thick vader
*"I find your lack of width disturbing"*
Your as clumsy as you are thick
Me leaving the Jedi temple after slaughtering a whole room of younglings:
this is the comment I was thinking of
What a gamer move Jedi mast- Knight skywalker.
YOU WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME
*And eating them too*
Do some research on something called the high ground, thank me later.
Ben Swolo: *Join us, together we can make the whole galaxy wide and swole!*
Jakub Rejak UNLIMITED PROTEIN SHAKES
@@SeanPalpatine Execute Order 264: Protein Shakes for Everyone!
Witam Polaka
@@stefankowalski347 My good friend, wat?
Obi big: you were the "swolen one" it was that you would destroy the skinnies not join them! Bring Swolnes to Force not leave at THINSS!
Anakin thinwalker: i HATE YOU!!
Obi thicc: you were THICC Anakin!! I loved it!!
“Ima be a Jedi like my dad”- Wide Luke Skywalker
underrated
Luke widewalker
Being russan is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unetural.
I agree comrade
Come comrade, let us sing and drink vodka
это мой папа, я им горжусь. и да, в современной россии все давно гонят самогон.
is it possible to get this power?
he has a diet that some consider to be “unnatural”
Unhealthy*
Oh No!
Darth Vader e x p o s e d
.
*-.Gäłåxÿ Gåmęś.-* ah , hello Gordon! Another day , another dollar!
A wide leader for a wide empire
when luke encountered Vader,
" -General- Lord Vader,
You're Wider than i Expected"
like father, like son
me walking out of the library after putting the Revenge of the Sith novel in the religious section
The Bible pales in comparison to ROTS
i mean.. its true doe
People need to hear the tragedy. No shame there...
*If the librarians leave it there, know that humanity is saved.*
@@SeanPalpatine The Bible isn't meant to be an entertaining story. It is a record of the events that happened. Like a history book. Although there are some questionable stories and myths in there, of which there is no evidence. For example, there is absolutely no evidence of the great flood. However, that's probably just because the Bible is so old that not all the information is accurate.
Star Wars: Attack of the Wides
Hello Kylo
Your gonna be next
Anakin Widewalker
Ben swolo
No i am your grandfather
After the Chocolate Factory was shut down, the Oompa Loompa foreman decided to try a new career path
"Twice the pride, double the wide." - Darth Vader
“The Empire wasn’t even that strong”
The Empire:
The Empire did nothing wrong
You can't trust anything those Rebel Scum tell you.
Fuck the rebels
The Rebels were weak. They followed their emotions. We, the Empire, follow Law And Order!
@Tattle Boad so are the imperials, as they are glorious humans and not filthy alien scum
“Anakin Skywalker, I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little... *Wider* “
Gerenal grieves your thinner than I expected
@@loathfluctuation1191 thiner
@@entityunknown2 oh yes sorry
The only meme-boy who can compare with Vader, Grievous.
i am 999 like
“the internet is a dangerous place be careful”
the internet:
Wide Vader: "I'm wider than you'll ever be, son."
Luke Widewalker: "NOOOOOO!"
You should do darth wider
Vader is now part of the Dark Wide.
The Wilde side
the swole order
All i need now is my son and it will be complete.
Darth Vader never
Teacher: “what are you laughing at?”
Me: “nothing”
My brain: “Darth Wider”
K i see huge potential in this comment to grow quickly, so I am just gonna write random comment here and become famous when comment itself becomes famous
@@comradepatrick9167 same fam
@@comradepatrick9167 same here bruv
@@comradepatrick9167 you are big brain
This comment need more likes,
Darth Wider and Ben Swolo lmao
- How many times have you watched this?
- Yes
"I find your lack of width, disturbing."
“I’ve altered my width. Pray I don’t alter it further.”
@England’s Guard Width is pathway to abilities some consider...unnatural
England’s Guard *He’s no good to me short*
I will be the most *WIDE* Jedi ever!
@@nathaniel04 Nathan Vlogs. You're narrower than I expected.
@@tappajaav I expected someone with your reputation to be a bit... wider.
There was a reason his TIE fighter was custom made.
lol
🤣🤣
Omg best comment I've read so far
Nice 👍
I can't like sorry it's 369 😔
This is already nostalgic
“have you ever heard the tragedy of stretched resolution the wise?”
"Its over Anakin, i have the high ground."
"You underestimate my width."
Vader is the high ground
"Dont try it"
@@WraithPrinceFandome the wide ground*
@@GriffithRedpillado *Anakin Becomes Soo Wide He Becomes The Highground And Eats Kenobi*
Before Dying Kenobi Said: *U Fat*
Aghh
“It’s over I have the high ground “
Vader:“I have all the ground”
🤣
I am the Ground. ** Palpatine voice **
@@iamantonius not yet
@@iamantonius beat me to it xD
Tiddy Master it’s treason then.
“It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!”
Anakin: *I AM the high ground*
“You need to embrace a wider view of the Force”
“What?”
What he meant:
"I'm walking."
-Darth Vader.
Quote of the year IMO
hes walking
@why hello there Auralnauts Star Wars parody saga, I believe.
This Is Very Embarrassing
>:(
@why hello there it's from a flyingkitty video. Keanu Reeves uses 10 percent of his power
Luke: How did my Father die
Obi Wan: Diabetes
Underrated AF, man😂
RIP Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley
as a diabetic I can confirm that diabetes jokes are unfunny as shit
Matt Cool nobody cares. Go back to making sonic ocs
Metagross 10048 your taste in humor is as bad as your personality so please shut the fuck up until you know what you’re talking about
Darth Wider. "No. I ate your father."
Luke: "No. That's not true. That's impossible!"
Have you ever heard the tragedy of “Darth Obesius the Fat”?
Anakin: *of course I know him, he’s me*
That’s my line Anakin! You can’t say that!
Anakin: *this is outrageous, this is unfair!*
Me: **visible happiness**
Lmao y'all still going with these top tier comments two years later :)
@@SeanPalpatine I guess so
Putin and Trump: Who are you?
Vader: “Im you but stronger”
Vader: “I’m you, but wider.”
Putin: I’m wide
Trump: I’m wider
Vader: amateurs
Putin and Trump: What was that punk?
Vader:amateurs
I read this is Vader’s voice
WHAT?
I’m you but better and stronger
“Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Vader the Wide?”
No
It is not a story the Thin ones will tell you
he could save other people from obesity, but not himself. Ironic, isn't it?
The only thing he feared was not fitting in doors
I'm a simple man.
I see Darth Vader.
I click like.
Mace:the thicc bois will decide your fate
Vader: I am the thicc boi
Me after killing everyone in the cantina in Lego Star Wars
*You're goddamn right*
Same.
@@SeanPalpatine Please pin this comment XD
The good ol days
You know it.
You will not stop me, Darth Vader will become wider than either of us.
Anikin: How can I gain such width
Palpatine: not from a Jedi
the last one just looks like a bunch of children cosplaying
never have i been so offended by something so true...
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave
@@italyspit5192 "*yet so true."
lol
@@thebelgianlemon6815 the saying is actually "yet so brave"
Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: He got too wide
He did a Taco bell Mukbang.
he got too fat
he ate 100 pizza
1000000000 fries
100000 burgers
1 piece of green bean
1000000000000 chicken nuggets
He saw a chicken head with duck feet
And ate it too
He fucking died of diabetes
@@birb1368 yup
I never thought I needed something such as this in my life
Luke: I can’t do it, it’s too wide
Yoda: Width matters not, for my ally is the force
9 year old me trying on my Dads suit while he’s out.
@@Edit_Channel just rude
@@Edit_Channel actually after visiting his channel, you can insult him
@@HOHguy lol
@@HOHguy lol
@@HOHguy lol
"It's over Anakin I have the wide ground"
~ wide Kenobe
Obi wide kenobi*
Lol
@@ryanlowther4818 I think he did it on purpose
Obi-Wide Kenobi
Cringe
@@agness1390 calm for it was a joke
I played this at my graduation when i walked to get my diplome
Grievous: "I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little...thinner. "
Obi-Wan: high ground
Vader: *W I D E G R O U N D*
Unrated comment
You need more likes😆
“I think darth Vader is on that ship”
“How do you know”
“I can see him”
R
@@camkilla3752 what?
@@aidanbutterworth2376 R
Yeah
I am here
Wide Vader was so disappointed when his son instead turned into Bigger Luke, but also slightly proud that his family now covered the Vertical as well as the Horizontal planes
Darth Vader: walks
3.2M people : well well well let’s find out
*"In the future, Entertainment will be randomly generated."* - The Vegitales, Pickle.
Enzito 110 this is not random, it was by design 😎
weed eater
Cu *CUM* ber
ITS LARRY THE CUCUMBER TO YOU
PICKLE???
Obi-Wan may have the high ground, but Swole Vader can now surround him from all directions.
We all know the original wide Vader is
"Yo dudes, the empire is pretty chill. maybe you could like join it or something,"
Obi-wan: I have the high ground
Darth Vader: *lies down sidewards so his wideness exceeds Obi-wan's high ground*
My man has a dream, that being Anakin having the high ground by his sheer H̶e̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶A̶t̶t̶a̶c̶k̶ width
Bruh
I mean dora
Sidewards
GIONO GIOVANA
"Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Wider."
"... Thank you, my master."
501st like missed a chance
@Funtime Florian More like you don't know the *W I D T H* of the dark side
more like the power of the dark people
That actually sounds like a sith name
Or should I call you Darth Wider?
"Impressive, Most impressive, of course my width, not you escaping the chamber."
“Henceforth, you shall be known as Girth Weighter.”
Like with Putin, we can clearly feel the mind of a big boss.
Lord Vader, try to remember the basics of CQC.
@@jtho8937 the ability to create NANOMACHINES, SON, is insignificant to the basics of CQC.
Jt Ho What!
@@monokuma1798 Metal Gear, milord.
Jt Ho Oh
1500: Being large is a sign of power
2010: Being large is a sign of weakness
2020: We’ve come full circle
Hippotripo Vader is also a full circle.
@@Meat974 H-He has a point
2020: we've become full circle
Real talk though we really haven't.
1500 if you were fat that usually meant that you could afford food...
2010 if you're fat usually means do you lock the self control
2020 same thing...
@@MicTheOni Kim Jong Un disagrees with your statement
Fat M. Myers is still an ultimate walker.
Burger king Myers
Darth Vader: i find your lack of *width* disturbing..
so much yes.
Comedy has peaked
Hello there
Yes
Indeed
Yes
This is why I love youtube.
Hola
@@erickvalencia6678 Que tal :D
Bien :D
me to man me to
@@erickvalencia6678 yeah
Vader will become more wider than any of us
Nobody:
Karens walking out of the library after placing the science books at the fictional section:
Karen after putting the bible in the science section: I find your lack of faith is disturbing
@@cornbreadloverrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me after placing women rights Books in the fictional section
Useless nobody.
I was ur 420 like😎
“In 2020 we will have hoverboards and flying cars”
2020: W I D E
Nathan Coffman 2021: T H I N
@@SeanPalpatine sorry. 2021 does not exist
Wasn't that 2015?
VV I D E
@@SeanPalpatine from the future
Done
Do you like wearing black clothes?
Me: "Nope"
Me Walking Anywhere :
0:16 me and homies are going to put the women's rights book in the cooking section
I’m genuinely confused as to how this got in my recommended
Ayaz M but are you saddened or thankful that is the question?
Lego Commander Cody NGL pretty thankful
Magic??
Me too. Haha.
It was the force
Two questions:
1. Why this was in my recommended
2. Why wasn’t it recommended earlier
That's seems about right
it depends on what you watch and what ypur intrests are over time bitch ass
Stolen, but ok
Same
I made your comment likes...
*FIVES*
"Indeed you are wide as the Emperor had spoken"
- Darth Wider to Luke Widewalker
General Vader, you're wider than I expected
“I Am *W I D E N I N G* The Deal.
Pray I Don’t *W I D E N* It Any Further”
You mean, "W I D E N I N G the M E A L"
This deal is getting wider all the time
Yes, Width Vader
This deserves more likes
I am *W I D E N I N G* the Vader
Pray I don't *W I D E N* him any further
“Is it possible to learn this power?”
@England’s Guard Not from a fitness nuthead
General Kenobi!
Not from a high ground
Not from a aimbot
"Take a seat young Skywider"
Something so simple, yet so hilarious
Brings back memories
“Putin, I am your father!”
did I just get rick rolled?
@@maybenst Possibly.
Нет,Путин его отец...
No,Putin his father
(I don't know English,but I from Russia! )
Naaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo!!!
@@fre4645 whait a minit
This meme brought peace to my soul for some reason
"You're wider than I expected."
“My ally is the width”
And a wide ally it is
Han Solo: That's a big Death Star
Obi Wan: *Sees Vader* That is no Death Star
That is a *wide* Vader
Aren't you a little wide for a stormtrooper?
Vader:I M W A L K I N G
This is just hilarious. I can't stop watching this or stop laughing at it. Very nice job.
After Padme's death he maybe ate too much ice cream
_I find your lack of _*_WIDTH_*_ disturbing_
~WidE VAdeR
@Kisa Vorobianinov r/woosh
@@Krypt038 pointless woosh
@@patrickw.4422 he didn't understand the joke why else did he delete his original comment I replied to
@@Krypt038 what did he say then
@@ryankleinpoelhuis3852 he corrected it by saying
"Darth Vader"
“You can’t win Darth. if you strike me down, I shall become W I D E R T H A N Y O U CAN P O S S I B L Y I M A G I N E.”
Midicalories?
I keep on repeating this video because the walk is so cool!
Ahh yes you are good at following the ancient Sith lord techniques of Darth Baras the Wide.
Vader: Is the Big Mac alright, is it safe?
Sidious: It seems in your anger, you ate it
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOO
So does that mean Vader stress eats?
It seems in your hunger you ate it*
S0DA lmao, even better
That's perfection.
Oh No!
@@monokuma1798 hello there.
Darth Vader
My lord, is that you?
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren Yes
Darth Vader ok.
I want ask your guestion.
Wide Vader has his own Gravitational field
That made me happy. Thank you❤