Plane etiquette // Australia vs New Zealand (( contryhumans ))
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- čas přidán 26. 03. 2019
- To Anyone from New Zealand THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME XD
I found this Australian comedian awhile ago and started this just after my go hard meme but forgot about it till now
So boom now it’s done
Hope you like it
Original audio • Jim Jefferies -- Airpl... - Krátké a kreslené filmy
As an Australian, this is so so true
Yup.
*ki te hunga ka riri te kiwi*
Kade Shadow as a New Zealander this is soo sooo true.
im from nz looks like wer at war
Yep 😎
The swearing is true about australia🇯🇵🇦🇺🇳🇿
I-Çhì _ Tėæ-I (it’s not a stereotype if it’s usually true)
Edit: I’m Australian and can confirm this
Foxless AJ REEEE IM FUCKING AUSSIE
Well.. aussies don’t swear regularly sooooooo
I live in Australia
Turtle Lover are u Aussie?
So what
I offically love my country more than myself
I can relate XD
Nz?
Johnathon Jordon
Australia ;-;
What one are you from??
Oh well both of our country’s are friends so we don’t care witch one.
Lel, Im from NZ and it just seems that noone here will ever forgive Australia for whatever they might've done, it's just hilarious cause they seem to find any excuse to hate on Australia.
btw this made me laugh so much.
IM AN AUSSIE AND *PROUD*
XD yeah!
@@onechaoticneutral3061 that was quick:/wow 😂😂
lol so was that
Jeez what did Australia do to y’all? Is it because everyone thinks the NZ flag is the Australian look it isn’t there fault your flags are so similar 😂😂😂 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 theres like one difference between them 😂
Authorised by the Australian Government, Canberra.
That’s the 3rd time I’ve said that.
LMAO- XD
I COULD HEAR THIS
I COULD H E A R THIS COMMENT
Yeet
BAHAHAHAHAHDHEHSHAV
As a New Zealander this is So accurate and I’m not even angry this is really funny stuff.
I like how you’re continuously calling New Zealand gay XD
Every contryhuman is gay
What’s your point XD
That’s true, that’s very true
Christani ...rude
Mashow Here how tho
CheeseyTaco Time what do you mean how?
As an Australian, this is so true 😂😂😂😂
ki te hunga ka riri te kiwi
This is also very relatble as a New Zealnder as well lmao
as a new zealander i take no offense to this and think its fricken hilarious
I know it's amazing.
I'm Australian lol
@@ihatemice_elf Same
i feel like this is just all siblings on a plane :3
and us aussies just swear a lot, the c word is very common here
so true, I’ve already heard it 10 times today XD
@@LazyVraptor I'm only just 15, and I've said the c word a good 100 times at school :3
In Bangladesh my nation if u even say tha first
Word of a curse word u get the look
The look : everyone starying at you for being late or doing something dumb or bad
In The Netherlands we have different curse words and it really depends where you live. In the southern (2 provinces) there’s the c-word very common. In the northern there’s the f-word common. I mostly use the f-word even tho I live in the south
I'm worried for you guys
I hit everyone in my vicinity who swears
And I'm Aussie...
You guys would be dead right now if you were near me...
I'm a Kiwi but this is just so funny to be mad at XD
When I saw Australia I dropped my phone...
Guess you can it went down under my bed
Okay I’ll leave now
WildWölfy 😂
Woobuku OMG LMAO
CatChips _ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NO COME BACK, YOU'RE THE PEOPLE AUSTRALIA NEED
OH ok
I'm sitting in my school library trying not to laugh my ass off because I'm not the only one in here.
Ok so. Nz would do this to spite aussies for trying to steal pavlova.
wth i was just drawing australia-
*when ya in new Zealand and can't find a new Zealand comment* ...
Me: I'm Here Ye
Omg hi
@@johnathonjordon8148 hi!!
I nz :)
I’m from nz too
Yeah, Glad there's a fellow Kiwi to hold up ground! :))
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m proud to be aussie
Same
I agree. Lol
Same
Same
He called NewZealand a “big guy” Australia is WAY bigger than NewZealand so that makes no sense XD
Let's sink Zealand then.
@@unbreakableunion2350 HES OUR BROTHER!!
But then again Australia is the largest of the islands
Honestly, this is crack up, this is New Zealand and Australia, being a kiwi, 100% accurate
Being an Aussie, this is also 100% accurate🤣
Now this is the content i subscribed for
This video just made me love Australia even more 👏
I’m probably just pointing out the obvious but the fact he started this with the fact “middle gets 2 armrests” then just at the end he’s like HAHA NOPE, as an aussie i acknowledge this behaviour as something i would do.
Its some nice karma, not cunty-ness
Same tho
Me drawing Australia x a bottle of beer |
Me watchs this |
Starts to slowly turn the bottle of beer into Germany |
(I’m joking btw but I’m lowkey shipping it rn)
I really wanna see Australia x beer Rn XD
It’s will be the countyhuman version of sans x ketchup
Lazy Vraptor my sister made me make it a dinner date night with him and beer
Just Australia in a fancy suit having a candle lit dinner with a can of emu Exmouth with a face draw onto it
XD
(That’s a popular beer in my side of Australia)
Lazy Vraptor huehue thankies for the name of beer Brand to make him dinning with
@@LazyVraptor just Australia with a bottle of Victoria bitter XD
The best part about this video is that there's no dislikes.
Firstt?
Also i clicked as soon as i saw australia
I clicked as soon as I saw New Zealand
quality content is all can say
Me just suddenly thinking about my gay friends at school because i live in new zealand
What germany said at the end made my laugh
i never knew australia has good sense of comedy
Excuse me...
*Care to repeat that?*
HA!
Bro, this is nothing XDXD
*Edit: I can say this cause I'm a proud Assie bitch* 🇦🇺
Lol. My Aussie is savage. She literally roasted America just by saying "At least I ain't the hating child mate. Crikey how did Mum and Dad not leave you up for adoption"
This felt longer than 8 minutes
*I love it*
It is, 32 seconds exactly
Gracie Brookie XD
The middle one should be new Zealand because new Zealand is way more smaller and Australia is bigger
Being from NZ I would agree with this bc we would totally pick a fight with Aussie
But the person who is talking is a Australian aslo as a kiwi c word is kinda werid
Too much bushfires for me to notice we are being shipped
Oh well that’s a shame
I was getting quite used to being non shipped
But everyone noticed they missed one country The country that literally is burning
Australia
About bloody time we got noticed
If this how Australia and New Zealand act on Plane rides then imagine when they were kids...
Jim Jeffries is hilarious, man.
Thanks for warning me about plane etiquette, I've never been on a plane before. I'll just think of this.
His accent makes it even better
My favorite part is, when ausrtalia walked to the back but before that bashed his head on where the buttons were for the AC and called it the thing. My head just went to ding-ding when he said the thing and I immediately started laughing like a fox on sulfur hexofloride. I'm good now!
5:55 if you are wondering what time it is
Oh and also if you're wondering what the orignal comment was before I edited it, it was the first, second and third sentence of this.
Who do I side with, I'm from New Zealand and Australia!!
AUSTRALIA!!!
AUSTRALIA!!!
AUSTRALIA!!!
Any
2:17 me turning to my friend after they take my fries
As someone from New Zealand, I still find this funny.
FINALLY! New Zealand as a Countryhuman! I am a happy New Zealander
XDDDD this is so pure
As an Aussie I can confirm everything, my step sister is a kiwi and we fight and argue like this all the time
I absolutely love Australia and NZ although I view them as harmonious twins.
Haha lol it’s amazing and adorable keep up the great work
I LOVE THIS
Why doesn't the airplane have 6 armrests, two armrests next to each other
Lol, I’m Kiwi, Scottish, Samoa and Japanese. I love this 👌😂
6:40 Can we just appreciate this moment
Lol 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Honestly this should be how I fight my siblings.
is all good man IF ANYTHING IM GLAD YOU EXIST
keep making stuff! everyone loves it!
Yeah, being from NZ I don't take shit from anyone so this just made me crack up 😂
XD I shouldn’t but I relate to my countries more then I should
Poland 🇵🇱 !!! :3
you are the only supplier of aust countryhumans, thank u
I need more Oceania!
This is awesome
This is exactly my Australian friend 👌 amazing
7:30 I thought Aussie was feeling sorry for NZ until he stuck his head 'round the corner. X'D
(I am Australian and this is the funniest thing ever, thank you!
I’m New Zealand cause I’m a kiwi sorry Australians tho
Hi
Johnathon Jordon hello
This is hilarious oml!!
Australia is so underrated, but look how interesting it is!
this video is very accurate.
In Australian btw 😆
Thank god that this didn't have dislikes-
This was so funny i completely forgot the fact that australia was insulting my country over an armsrest.
I love Australians there hilarious and there accents are amazing
Aw thank you
Why couldn't I ever be on a plane with a comedian on board to make it interesting instead of a freaking screaming little girl dog of a child right next to me without his mom telling him to stop like what the freak God
I love this
This made it 20 •/• funnier 🤣
If I bumped my head I whould smack it back
Im just like Australia and im a Aussie xD
I genuinely don’t know how to respond...but this is sure beautiful
I'm choking xD
YES THIS IS WHY I WANNA LEAVE AMERICA, TAKE ME TO THE AUSSIES.
JOIN US MATE!!!
As a New Zealnder this is very true...
XDDDDDD
this is dangerously accurate
Very good
I’m an Aussie and this kinda happened to me once. I understand this
XD
im from new zealand and i feel affended
This is a typical thing I do and this is ironic because I’m Australian hahahahaha
I felt it when he said "cunt"
Little bit off karma
This is amazing as an australian myself
Kiwis?
Nice
OH MY GOD- MY NZ OBSESSION HAS GROWN
I keep thinking of the big guy as whitty every time he mentions how tall he is
As a Kiwi i find this hilarious and amazing. And just continuously calling NZ gay XD
*cries in new zealander*
*_Im sorry- dont come at me- Im just- a bit offended about aussie >:C he hurt mah baby--_*
I’m from New Zealand and I just fucking love it!
America’s just like Aussie ima tell dad how dare you call our little brother that and Canada is so fucking done with his brother.
XD
Germany: I had no idea you we're gay
New Zealand: *gay panic*
America: the fuck bro
Ok nice
XD As a new zealander i'm not offended, this some funny shit
As an Aussie this is true
Ah, no one acknowledges My country in the CH fandom, he should be seen as such a badass
Australia
@RandomSara oh seriously? I never see him O.o
Why does this make me love my country more than myself