They Made A Stardew Valley DATING SIM?

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  • čas přidán 13. 03. 2024
  • You can DATE the FARMER in Stardew Valley! ❤️️ Fight your romance rivals and get that FLOWER DANCE PARTNER! 🌺
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Komentáře • 261

  • @41.4D
    @41.4D Před 3 měsíci +1100

    The hot androgynous farmer that looks like a serial killer. The exactly type of everyone in town

  • @ScoutSweetPotato
    @ScoutSweetPotato Před 4 měsíci +3059

    Not the farmer having no eyes 😭✋

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +452

      so mysterious 😍😍

    • @ScoutSweetPotato
      @ScoutSweetPotato Před 4 měsíci +24

      @@joliefish Yas

    • @_laziest
      @_laziest Před 4 měsíci +38

      But you can see the eyebrows I think😭

    • @GalaxyWater-1987
      @GalaxyWater-1987 Před 4 měsíci +61

      Why have eyes when you can be hot and mysterious 🫦

    • @Metahunt638
      @Metahunt638 Před 4 měsíci +22

      Looken like the next new kris deltarune

  • @ShieniLicksOnLemons
    @ShieniLicksOnLemons Před 4 měsíci +654

    They made Abigail so tall and buff looking and I am living for it

    • @bruhmodeactive3211
      @bruhmodeactive3211 Před 2 měsíci +31

      She has to get the strength to get the rocks she likes to eat after all

    • @MoonHeartWCUE6109
      @MoonHeartWCUE6109 Před 6 dny +2

      Nah bc I'm having a panic attack watching the vid bc I'm so lesbian- *sobs*

    • @ShieniLicksOnLemons
      @ShieniLicksOnLemons Před 6 dny

      @@MoonHeartWCUE6109 big mood 😭

  • @Swag.l0ser_
    @Swag.l0ser_ Před 4 měsíci +1949

    “This is just like monster prom”
    *gets flashbacks of getting rejected by Damien*

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +204

      I got rejected by the gorgon girl so many times 😭😭😭

    • @mari.shinyyy8246
      @mari.shinyyy8246 Před 4 měsíci +57

      THE FISH PRINCESS DIDNT WANT ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @applesugarlol
      @applesugarlol Před 4 měsíci +44

      The moment I saw the character select/the map I immediately thought of that game though😭

    • @-Theo-
      @-Theo- Před 4 měsíci +10

      This is relatable 💀

    • @halfwaytoheaven
      @halfwaytoheaven Před 3 měsíci +23

      Oh my gosh! Hi! I’m Hev! That’s actually really funny because I’m the one who designed the map!! And the lovely person who created the game IfThanCreate specifically wanted me to use monster prom as a reference! So good eye!!

  • @fairyrose8611
    @fairyrose8611 Před 4 měsíci +2457

    The wizard: of course, you are special Abigail
    Me: I mean she eats rocks so-

  • @chromieo
    @chromieo Před 4 měsíci +1554

    FINALLY, A GAME THAT FULFILLS THE ULTIMATE DREAM FANTASY CONCEPT-- THE NEIGHBORS LIKE ME

  • @jissaforest1028
    @jissaforest1028 Před 2 měsíci +173

    Filthy rich? Cryptid? Coconut in year 1? Farmer is definitely modded 😂

    • @lachouette_et_le_phoque
      @lachouette_et_le_phoque Před měsícem +24

      Yeah, and not getting rejected by literally everyone at the first flower dance :')

    • @aftonstudio
      @aftonstudio Před měsícem +5

      I am sure he use Freelove mod too

  • @cevityy
    @cevityy Před 4 měsíci +493

    I CANT DO THIS THE “That’s okay Maru! Kiss me on the mouth”

  • @Kaoro1248
    @Kaoro1248 Před 4 měsíci +845

    Farmer existing:......
    Everybody:smash❤❤❤❤❤

  • @izellets7361
    @izellets7361 Před měsícem +108

    Yeah, the farmer would have dated Sebastian if he'd brought dandelions. Vincent is not very clever, he did not realize that the farmer would rather eat the dandelions for energy in the early game.

  • @2BeeOrNot2Bee
    @2BeeOrNot2Bee Před 4 měsíci +672

    9:22 I aim to be described as a cryptic creature by the townspeople until I for some reason begin giving pretty rocks to the purple haired lady in town and suddenly get married in town square before disappearing back into the farm.

  • @halodeer
    @halodeer Před měsícem +41

    "Don't worry Maru! Kiss me on the mouth!" Had me rolling lmao

  • @Dragonslayers009
    @Dragonslayers009 Před 4 měsíci +213

    Maru is casually creating a new sword art online.

  • @OG_Gabbi
    @OG_Gabbi Před 4 měsíci +307

    Shocking how a 6 year old has more rizz with flowers that an *edgy* boy

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +78

      I’m convinced Vincent sabotaged me

  • @user-lw2me7nw7x
    @user-lw2me7nw7x Před 4 měsíci +520

    The moment I saw the farmer I was like; ( THEYREGOINGTOKILLME. I’m on the other side of the screen and they ARE going to KILL ME.)

  • @TransPrinceMaxx
    @TransPrinceMaxx Před 4 měsíci +202

    Ah yes loaded
    **jingles my 12g**

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +26

      that can buy you like 1 seed so yeah

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks Před 3 měsíci +9

      If I sell some stones I might have enough to buy food! Yippee! 😂

  • @LaylaPerry-br2ri
    @LaylaPerry-br2ri Před 4 měsíci +259

    4:20 I choked on the amethysts i was eating 😳

  • @halfwaytoheaven
    @halfwaytoheaven Před 3 měsíci +100

    As one of the Ui asset designer’s (the title screen and map) I’m so happy you played our game!! I was lucky enough to have worked on it so thank you!!

  • @user-le4go1ve6w
    @user-le4go1ve6w Před 4 měsíci +84

    "No, Abigail, I am your father"

  • @reedbeetle
    @reedbeetle Před 4 měsíci +130

    I'm sorry Sebastian is so fucking funny.

  • @Gummy_Pop.
    @Gummy_Pop. Před 4 měsíci +281

    My headcanon is that farmer is secretly Kris from deltarune 💀

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +45

      Hold on….

    • @Gummy_Pop.
      @Gummy_Pop. Před 4 měsíci +35

      @@joliefishI mean...don't they resemble each other...A LOT 👀and aren't they both the quiet types...and getting into trouble...👀👀

    • @gracep1905
      @gracep1905 Před 2 měsíci +3

      REALL

  • @starryeyed_girl
    @starryeyed_girl Před 4 měsíci +128

    After all, my competition is WiLLy

  • @user-lx5vw9nx7q
    @user-lx5vw9nx7q Před 4 měsíci +289

    Lmao my headcanon is that the farmer is just possesed by 3 random dead spirits that grabbed the first person they saw and now are constantly trying to act normal around the others ( Note : the third one is just there to check up on the first two and front when talking to Serbastian, Harvey, and Shane.)

  • @gailburnette
    @gailburnette Před 4 měsíci +195

    “That’s a skill issue” 😂

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +18

      me personally I wouldn’t have let that slide

  • @gatocalcetin1271
    @gatocalcetin1271 Před 4 měsíci +152

    18:02 as Shane's husband in all my times playing except for one, I feel called out

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +23

      We are one

    • @girlytomboyx
      @girlytomboyx Před 4 měsíci +13

      I always chose Shane too 😂😭

    • @acreativeusername8433
      @acreativeusername8433 Před 2 měsíci +6

      i’m new to stardew, and went in COMPLETELY blind, and immediately i chose shane 💀

    • @gatocalcetin1271
      @gatocalcetin1271 Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@acreativeusername8433 the first time I married shane I didn't get the cliff cutscene before marrying him, I never really went into the woods with rain for some reason, and I got very confused when I saw him drunk on the cliff like, Shane my man we've got a child (accidentally pressed adopt a child without reading) and you told me you're happy, what is this? Anyways, I still love my alcoholic husband

    • @acreativeusername8433
      @acreativeusername8433 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@gatocalcetin1271 omfg that’s tragic 😭 when i got that cutscene, i was clicking through the dialogue with my jaw DROPPED

  • @esfrnshesegysegt
    @esfrnshesegysegt Před 4 měsíci +76

    "4 days til dance"
    me: 4 days until the party

  • @Potato_chip420
    @Potato_chip420 Před 4 měsíci +76

    The wizard asking what the spirits are saying
    Me gets an ad for buying a kimono

  • @ralphforbes5807
    @ralphforbes5807 Před 4 měsíci +253

    "Also im edgy" just why, why is this so damn funny, also from here on whenever i speak to sebastian he will have chipmunk voice 😂 also dandelions honestly do be kind of adorable, albeit having worked with landscaping they can also be a bitch but not the worst so i support this

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +27

      you’ve been wronged by dandelions but you still keep an open mind…. What an icon

  • @Jgaldragon
    @Jgaldragon Před 3 měsíci +20

    Married Maru in my first playthrough.
    It's really cute when I ask her to dance (post wedding) she asks if we could snuggle afterward when we get home.
    I wonder if the other characters say similar things after you marry them.

  • @MuttWithAStylus
    @MuttWithAStylus Před 2 měsíci +14

    Ok this is exactly why I love the internet! Someone will find a random joke/shitpost on the internet and then go "alright bet!" And make silly dreams a reality! Also love how cute the art is in this game I legit gotta play it for myself lol

  • @xoltacueponi
    @xoltacueponi Před 4 měsíci +47

    Jolie never visiting the farm made me weirdly anxious/frustrated lmao

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +14

      IT WOULDN’T LET ME IN

  • @kristinaanderson6052
    @kristinaanderson6052 Před 4 měsíci +56

    16:35 the music 😂 how does this fandom ALWAYS make Shane hot 😭

  • @P0rtalChief
    @P0rtalChief Před 2 měsíci +7

    Not Maru causing the singularity to happen in Stardew valley 😂😂

  • @xxsniperkittykatxx
    @xxsniperkittykatxx Před 4 měsíci +42

    I'm so mad Abigail chomp on the amethyst

  • @ei_eternity13
    @ei_eternity13 Před 3 měsíci +8

    your additional commentary to the lines you voiced made the video 100%

  • @panini5591
    @panini5591 Před 4 měsíci +74

    Don’t forget. Jellie’s edgy.

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +20

      lest you forget: I’m edgy

  • @Bekha.
    @Bekha. Před 3 měsíci +8

    14:14 As someone who loves Elliott, Sam is totally right. His taste is really expensive so every penny counts!

  • @lauraw2526
    @lauraw2526 Před 4 měsíci +26

    Ok that was hilarious and actually pretty well done. I hope they add more to this!

  • @MrGaarasbabygurl
    @MrGaarasbabygurl Před 4 měsíci +60

    I have never shipped the townies with each other before but now I kinda ship Shane and Seb...

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +10

      yeah they had a cool interaction 🧐🧐

  • @deeyandra
    @deeyandra Před měsícem +4

    As a teacher, Vincent's shade slash honesty is so realistic that it hurt me through the screen🤚🏾😭

  • @Danika0Love
    @Danika0Love Před 2 měsíci +4

    I don’t know why, but when you saw the wizard and went “It’s my father!” I just about died laughing. Something about the delivery of that line tickled me.

  • @fluffybirb4455
    @fluffybirb4455 Před 23 dny +1

    15:41
    “Do you even have a computer?”
    Me, at 2am staring at the dialogue on screen: “heh you bet I do.”

  • @fryaldraws6294
    @fryaldraws6294 Před 3 měsíci +3

    The "OMG! HOW DID U KNOW I WAS HUNGRY!" from Abigail was too relatable😂😂😂✋✋

  • @Metahunt638
    @Metahunt638 Před 4 měsíci +11

    1:55 same ngl. Love is not internal but the memories of the great views of life last forever until we past.
    Dang I did not think I would get this dramatic over a question with 2 options

  • @bierrebeeblebrox2437
    @bierrebeeblebrox2437 Před 4 měsíci +39

    Off to download this immediately....

  • @Angiebangie.
    @Angiebangie. Před 4 měsíci +25

    IM YOUR FATHER, not the star wars😂😂

  • @monikaaaax3
    @monikaaaax3 Před 3 měsíci +5

    the wizard looks like he's high

  • @xstarsystemsx
    @xstarsystemsx Před 3 měsíci +5

    The writing in this game is actually really good

  • @katelynbees0727
    @katelynbees0727 Před 4 měsíci +27

    I absolutely love your videos!! Your humor never fails to make me laugh :)))

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +6

      Thank you so much!!! ❤️

  • @kaniamia
    @kaniamia Před měsícem +2

    0:56 Wasn’t expecting a mind-blowing revelation less than a minute into the video of something that’s always been right in front of my face but I’ve never noticed, but here we are.

  • @user-jm8do7vw1k
    @user-jm8do7vw1k Před 2 měsíci +6

    abigal been hitting the gym

  • @OnTheBiggestBookHangover
    @OnTheBiggestBookHangover Před měsícem +2

    I love the vine references this is literally me on a daily basis everyone is so done with me

  • @ashdiposo1337
    @ashdiposo1337 Před 4 měsíci +11

    I’m fighting for my life trying not to laugh 😭😭

  • @manic_marigold4460
    @manic_marigold4460 Před 4 měsíci +13

    Literally made me laugh more than once out loud, Love your game play

  • @squeakthethirdesquire
    @squeakthethirdesquire Před 4 měsíci +22

    sam left his hair gel at home and now he looks like a wet rat
    still good art and good game
    and i do like wet rat sam
    but he looks silly lol

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +7

      my brother said he looks like he got hit with a brick 😔😔

    • @squeakthethirdesquire
      @squeakthethirdesquire Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@joliefish...oh god i see it 😞😞

  • @QuiteFramely
    @QuiteFramely Před 4 měsíci +7

    I was watching this on the bus and I had to stop myself from busting out laughing 😅😂

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +3

      next time laugh maniacally to yourself to assert dominance

  • @connorallen1683
    @connorallen1683 Před 3 měsíci +2

    "i'll be going with a chicken" Crying laughing rn 17:03

  • @chillaxin1926
    @chillaxin1926 Před 4 měsíci +16

    18:52
    19:03
    Odd. I thought Haley's birthday always fell on a Sunday...
    ...and that the Flower Dance always fell on a Wednesday.

  • @warren4033
    @warren4033 Před 4 měsíci +12

    I want to play it but i just can't get into it because the farmer creeps me out. I think it's because they hide the face 😂

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +6

      True the no eyes is ominous

  • @doodlesofnoodles1794
    @doodlesofnoodles1794 Před 4 měsíci +11

    DONT LOOK INTO HER EYES AAAAAA

  • @KaleidoAbridged
    @KaleidoAbridged Před 2 měsíci +2

    They must have gotten the coconut from the traveling merchant.

  • @alexiscalvetti3769
    @alexiscalvetti3769 Před 2 měsíci +3

    NOOOOOOO Seb needs another shot!!!! He deserves to be happy with the hot rich farmer cause he's edgy!!!!

  • @Insomniacpunk
    @Insomniacpunk Před měsícem +1

    Sebastian wearing blue jeans made me scream

  • @stampedingturtle7003
    @stampedingturtle7003 Před 4 měsíci +14

    I love your video Miss Fish!!*
    *with rizz
    (Also I'm Edgy)

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +7

      I’m edgier even 💀👺

  • @roomtemperaturemilk03
    @roomtemperaturemilk03 Před 4 měsíci +4

    HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HUNGRY

  • @lordofthegrains2918
    @lordofthegrains2918 Před 26 dny +1

    This is the first video I've seen from this CZcamsr and their commentary is very funny 😂

  • @thefudgems
    @thefudgems Před 3 měsíci +3

    I’m screaming; why is Jas’ head so flat 😭 where is her brain 😂🤣

  • @thatoneravenclaw2471
    @thatoneravenclaw2471 Před 17 dny

    lol the monster prom comparision is so real, as soon as I saw the map I drew the parallels

  • @meelo57
    @meelo57 Před 3 měsíci +2

    everyone calling them the farmer is like wendy williams talking about the killer

  • @kaitlynmorgan4613
    @kaitlynmorgan4613 Před 4 měsíci +4

    haleys head is so small 😭😭

  • @ciacia3335
    @ciacia3335 Před 4 měsíci +9

    i need the good ending on sebastian's route plsss 😱

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd Před 3 dny

    A coconut in year 1! Blade must be the farmer in question 😂

  • @mel4340
    @mel4340 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I’m only 5 minutes into the video and i’ve never watched this channel before and this might sound weird but bro…. Your voice is so amazing! I already like it just because of this incredible voice 🥰

  • @scarllanixie
    @scarllanixie Před 4 měsíci +2

    Stardew Valley + My sweet love = perfection

  • @meatbalking5
    @meatbalking5 Před 3 měsíci +7

    14:00 wait. Does Sam work at Joja? I’ve played stardew valley and never saw him go to work

  • @CoffeeCriminal
    @CoffeeCriminal Před měsícem

    insane that it took the whole video to get a monster prom reference lmao

  • @potatom2765
    @potatom2765 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Where is KROUBUS AHAHAHAHAH I NEEED MY CUTIE PATOOTIE

  • @Redramencats
    @Redramencats Před 3 měsíci +2

    The farmer kinda looks like Chad from bleach

  • @shanon4768
    @shanon4768 Před měsícem +1

    Geneva convention violation spotted!

  • @BerriBerriLunchbox
    @BerriBerriLunchbox Před 4 měsíci +9

    I still just wanna date Shane 🏃‍♂️💨

  • @sonyafonger3456
    @sonyafonger3456 Před 4 měsíci +29

    Sebby: "oh yes, because there's so many people lined up at my door waiting to see me"
    meanwhile Every Seb simp in stardew waiting for him to leave his room to rizz him: 🧍‍♀🧍‍♀🧍‍♀🧍‍♂🧍‍♂🧍‍♂🧍🧍🧍

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +7

      Lmao what I was thinking

  • @skylerricketts7392
    @skylerricketts7392 Před 4 měsíci +21

    Me when Shane: 😍

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +4

      Shane when chicken: 😍

  • @chaoscreature
    @chaoscreature Před 4 měsíci +6

    16:35
    Shane simps unite!

  • @peacockplayer
    @peacockplayer Před 4 měsíci +11

    This is cool

  • @CourtneyMaiden-ns3ox
    @CourtneyMaiden-ns3ox Před měsícem +1

    I wonder if it hinged solely on the dandelions vs dafodils decision

  • @bunbun7283
    @bunbun7283 Před dnem

    uh oh your sebastian impression was too hot and funnyyy oops now i'm subscribed

  • @dernera
    @dernera Před 26 dny

    Haley bad peach energy is epic it this story, prompted me to rethink my attitude towards this character completely 💅

  • @kitox9117
    @kitox9117 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Omg i wondered if u would play this!!^^

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 4 měsíci +1

      great minds think alike 🤔

  • @MrFinchy_Wing
    @MrFinchy_Wing Před 3 měsíci +1

    this, but your the farmer and everyone wants you :D

  • @Baizhus
    @Baizhus Před 3 měsíci +2

    ON THE MOUTH, MARU. KISS ME.

  • @ravensong7128
    @ravensong7128 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I've been playing this game for years, and all this time i have but one question--well really, three, " who, why, and how do you eat a damn amethyst crystal??? ABIGAIL?!?!?"

    • @joliefish
      @joliefish  Před 2 měsíci +1

      crumchy... need minerals...

    • @ravensong7128
      @ravensong7128 Před 2 měsíci

      @@joliefish I guess it’s better than getting your mineral for breakfast cereal! 😭 i hear it chemically creates and artificial decrease in natural testosterone levels!

  • @Jamie-jn8iu
    @Jamie-jn8iu Před 3 měsíci +2

    Dandelion enjoyer has risen.

  • @Maxwell194
    @Maxwell194 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Help lol i married everyone per save-
    I mean i need Shane

  • @efyra
    @efyra Před 4 měsíci +8

    You're too good at being Sebastian and for some reason that's kinda hot to me, probably since you're so edgy

  • @Kandy-Kween
    @Kandy-Kween Před měsícem

    I actually played this once

  • @IdkWhatToPutAsMyUser3649
    @IdkWhatToPutAsMyUser3649 Před 2 měsíci +1

    BRO SEBASTIAN IS THE MAIN CHARACTER THATS SO UNFAIR. I wouldve gone for him he's the only character I like.

  • @mastaplex651
    @mastaplex651 Před 10 dny +2

    SAY IT WITH ME NOW
    G E X

  • @DenvaProbablyDraws
    @DenvaProbablyDraws Před 2 měsíci +2

    Screw the farmer, let Sebastian and Shane date.

  • @eggfroggowo
    @eggfroggowo Před 4 měsíci +4

    This game made me like haley more even if she showed up for three seconds

  • @user-nd6kr1fq8u
    @user-nd6kr1fq8u Před 24 dny

    I love dandelions 😢