Best of the Worst: Black Spine Edition #2

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  • čas přidán 2. 12. 2018
  • Oh no! The group tortures themselves with yet another Black Spine Edition™! What horrors await?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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  • @gamecargo8115
    @gamecargo8115 Před 5 lety +2170

    Mike’s girlfriend: “Lets have sex.”
    Mike: “That reminds of the Star Trek episode where......”

    • @waltherstolzing9719
      @waltherstolzing9719 Před 5 lety +99

      @@SuperDevolution Or the one where the whole crew has temporary amnesia, so Rho and Ryker copulate?

    • @WastedPotential17
      @WastedPotential17 Před 5 lety +53

      @@waltherstolzing9719 And then there's the Voyager devolved lizard babies.

    • @tartrazine5
      @tartrazine5 Před 5 lety +64

      Mike would be reminded of the Naked Now episode where Data boned Tasha Yar.

    • @waltherstolzing9719
      @waltherstolzing9719 Před 5 lety +45

      Picard gets knocked out by the Ressikan probe, and spends half a lifetime living, in his imagination, among the Ressikans -- along the way he sires two children. I mean that must have involved sex.

    • @waltherstolzing9719
      @waltherstolzing9719 Před 5 lety +5

      @@koatam Sure, with all that ... pulsating eye moisture.

  • @JittersCaffeine
    @JittersCaffeine Před 5 lety +3310

    I love it when they introduce new RLM extended universe characters.

    • @stefan1024
      @stefan1024 Před 5 lety +92

      I'm looking forward to his origin story.

    • @jonathansansom8931
      @jonathansansom8931 Před 5 lety +101

      I thought this dude was hilarious

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays Před 5 lety +83

      he's not new, if anything he's one of the oldest members. he was on the first half in the bag.

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil Před 4 lety +42

      @Voxy - IT'S BULLSHIT FANSERVICE RLM IS SO DUMBED DOWN FOR MANBABY FANBOYS THESE DAYS.
      /s

    • @elticblue
      @elticblue Před 4 lety

      @@stefan1024I

  • @falsehoodmerchant
    @falsehoodmerchant Před 5 lety +2908

    I still believe in the black spine edition. You know, that wheel of misfortune does need a "Bankrupt" equivalent. Have a space on the wheel that makes you watch 2 black spine videos.

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 5 lety +128

      Yes, make them suffer!

    • @DoctorMeh
      @DoctorMeh Před 5 lety +90

      This is madness

    • @KableLudbolt
      @KableLudbolt Před 5 lety +127

      No, this is Milwaukee!

    • @maskedowl501
      @maskedowl501 Před 5 lety +39

      I hope Mike has read this comment.

    • @GolemAvalanche
      @GolemAvalanche Před 5 lety +102

      You're not thinking big enough. What we need is an episode where they have one Wheel spin, one Plinketto drop, and one Black Spine selection. It's called Rich Evans Must Die Mode.

  • @ThePinkMan
    @ThePinkMan Před 5 lety +3659

    I mailed in that Kimo video two years ago. Initially, I considered sending in one of Kimo's other videos about punching or strangulation, but ultimately I decided that everyone involved would much rather engage in a lengthy examination of the guard position (Jay most of all).
    Just for the record, Kimo only had about three years of actual martial arts training when he made that video.

    • @DangerasTM
      @DangerasTM Před 5 lety +253

      Oh god thanks for sending that in. Gave me flash backs to the old UFC like when he claimed to beat Gracie because he tired him out too much to continue fighting in the next match despite Kimo tapping out.

    • @carlmanvers5009
      @carlmanvers5009 Před 5 lety +123

      The Pinkman: You are to martial arts what Redletter Media are to film.
      You do great work, no question.

    • @OrangeTangg
      @OrangeTangg Před 5 lety +109

      How did he feel about coming in that guy's face?

    • @elenchus
      @elenchus Před 5 lety +50

      it makes it so much better that the pink man mailed it in

    • @jeffmatthews9283
      @jeffmatthews9283 Před 5 lety

      Timothy Donge P

  • @LostCosmonauts
    @LostCosmonauts Před 5 lety +4083

    I'm glad to see the fame monster didn't consume Rich after his appearance on Ellen.

  • @johnoconnell8393
    @johnoconnell8393 Před 5 lety +746

    Nice of Hollywood A-lister Rich Evans to make an appearance!

  • @jackmp4
    @jackmp4 Před 5 lety +1028

    Rich Evans is so famous now he will only do half-hour BOTW episodes because he's at such high demand

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 Před rokem +4

      No it’s because he had to get to that fucking thanksgiving dinner.

  • @normallyscott563
    @normallyscott563 Před 5 lety +1309

    Even if it's mostly garbage, there is something very enticing about a Black Spine series. If it's awful, the audience benefits from their suffering. Just the wide range of weird and randomness in these tapes is very fun to watch.

    • @vaughnmonroejr.7122
      @vaughnmonroejr.7122 Před 5 lety +17

      the only time they don't get a chance to preselect (based upon the covers)

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před 5 lety +6

      It's the enticing lure of the cruddy VHS version of a 'Lucky Dip'

    • @orangeoblivion
      @orangeoblivion Před 5 lety +13

      I really hope they make more episodes of this

    • @geraldgeraffe2209
      @geraldgeraffe2209 Před 4 lety +10

      I feel like it could be a bit better if they spend a bit less time talking about each one and watch like 6 or 9 instead. These tapes are not really entertaining enough for a full episode imo but watching them go through a lot of them would be fun. Probably asking for too much though.

    • @natelax1367
      @natelax1367 Před 3 lety +8

      @@geraldgeraffe2209 im happy you've since gotten your wish

  • @dutchpotato3557
    @dutchpotato3557 Před 5 lety +708

    I love that Tim is just brimming with enthusiasm and excitement throughout this episode. Makes for a really good contrast to the rest of the alcohol soaked depression from the rest of the cast.

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 Před 5 lety +37

      Yeah, Tim's fun.

    • @jimm7346
      @jimm7346 Před 5 lety +46

      We're Milwaukeeans. We're always depressed and soaked in alcohol, it's the only way to deal with the fact that we live in Milwaukee and thus cook our own raw sewage to make fertilizer.

    • @RobertJRoman
      @RobertJRoman Před 5 lety +22

      Are you saying the day was Tim's Festival?

    • @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35
      @zak22wolftheultramanzenith35 Před 2 lety +23

      And then his later appearances have him just as depressed as everyone else.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@RobertJRoman Tim wasn't in that one! That was with Samurai Cop.

  • @definitelynotofficial7350
    @definitelynotofficial7350 Před 5 lety +1145

    I can't believe they got Rich Evans of Ellen Show fame for this!

  • @sadjohnny6120
    @sadjohnny6120 Před 5 lety +1212

    The first black spine edition was not a failure. It brought us the whopper button and partners.

    • @BernardGarcon
      @BernardGarcon Před 4 lety +90

      And we learned that Don Beveridge has a bagel fetish

    • @Dashizzleface
      @Dashizzleface Před 4 lety +42

      WOOO!!!

    • @Yusuke_Denton
      @Yusuke_Denton Před 4 lety +47

      PUSH THE WHOPPER BUTTON!

    • @Blue-df3zz
      @Blue-df3zz Před 4 lety +28

      I know right? How could they say the wopper button was failure. Not to mention it helped spawn the Don Wilson prank phone call

    • @StoneColdSergio
      @StoneColdSergio Před 4 lety +28

      Don't forget the Blackstreet Boys!

  • @thetramp123
    @thetramp123 Před 5 lety +566

    Tim is on track to get hired by Disney and then fired years later for that joke.

    • @LilBearZen
      @LilBearZen Před 4 lety +27

      It’ll more likely be from a private Facebook post about how working at Disney is lonely; they’ve got a track record for those.

  • @mattiasolsson4517
    @mattiasolsson4517 Před 5 lety +474

    Tim looks like he's been running guns to the contras since the early eighties.

    • @Alpharius120NG
      @Alpharius120NG Před 5 lety +28

      Tim looks like he starred in Sideways then just got sick of all the bullshit.

    • @Erreul
      @Erreul Před 5 lety +22

      Tim looks like he sat in a marijuana sauna for a solid hour.

    • @gameworkerty
      @gameworkerty Před 5 lety +44

      He looks like Hollywood stopped giving him money after Freddy Got Fingered bombed.

    • @RiosTubeChannel
      @RiosTubeChannel Před 5 lety +12

      Tim looks like a middle school science teacher who looks at porn while his class watches Bill Nye the science guy.

    • @barthalen
      @barthalen Před 5 lety +6

      Tim looks like Brett Gelman if he was chill as hell.

  • @wowbossie
    @wowbossie Před 5 lety +943

    Rich looks like he’s going to ref Little Mac vs glass joe

    • @grimkaizer8417
      @grimkaizer8417 Před 5 lety +8

      underrated

    • @PJMFett
      @PJMFett Před 4 lety +1

      I got that reference!

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 Před 3 lety

      You just dated yourself....like SERIOUSLY dated yourself.

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 Před 3 lety

      @@PJMFett Okay Cap......👍

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PJMFett The quote is actually, "I UNDERSTOOD that reference."

  • @DreamwalkerFilms
    @DreamwalkerFilms Před 5 lety +609

    It's my personal opinion that the best way to make total use of these disastrous Black Spine Editions is to have *all* indication of what the tape contains totally removed. Have a third party scrape off all labels, stickers etc. leaving only the featureless black husk of horror to be inserted in the VHS completely blind. Then nothing will be revealed or expected of the tape until it is already too late.

    • @bryanmaynard151
      @bryanmaynard151 Před 4 lety +13

      Yes, total randomness and surprise, i concur

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage Před 4 lety +7

      @@bryanmaynard151 I concur with your concurrence

    • @gumbe1720
      @gumbe1720 Před 4 lety +9

      Connor Jones i concur with ur concurrence of their concurrence

    • @aidantanis4478
      @aidantanis4478 Před 3 lety +6

      @@gumbe1720 Consider this mass concurrence concurred, for concurrence's sake.

    • @Hadesthief
      @Hadesthief Před 3 lety +3

      Or throw them in an acid bath, that way they don't have to watch these awful videos.

  • @rhystaylor6939
    @rhystaylor6939 Před 4 lety +82

    Mike and Rich's relationship functionally being that of a C-Grade supervillain and his put-upon henchman is why I watch RLM media on repeat.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS Před rokem +9

      They have great onscreen codependency

  • @JCDenton3
    @JCDenton3 Před 5 lety +321

    RLM violates the "I'll never do that again" mantra more than an abusive spouse, either way glad to see another Black Spine episode

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat Před 5 lety +15

      StormTalon627 Baby, I don't wanna do "Black Spine Edition" again, so please don't make me.

    • @INeedUrTurnips
      @INeedUrTurnips Před 5 lety +5

      They're doing another Black Spine because they all lack one.

  • @yusukeurameshi5877
    @yusukeurameshi5877 Před 5 lety +618

    Is that Rich Evans from Ellen?

  • @hemichas
    @hemichas Před 5 lety +316

    This has convinced me we need a Mrs. Doubtfire remake starring Rich Evans.

    • @JulioFastcruise
      @JulioFastcruise Před 5 lety +12

      Who'd be playing Mrs.Doubtfire? Obviously Rich would be Dick the Birthday Boy

    • @atom_gray
      @atom_gray Před 3 lety +6

      as long as she "eats a bunch of romaine lettuce and then shits blood", it's a sure thing...

    • @Demon-Psychiatrist
      @Demon-Psychiatrist Před 2 lety

      I don't follow your logic, but I'm inclined to agree

    • @Neat0_o
      @Neat0_o Před rokem

      Holy shit. That’s brilliant

  • @GioErze
    @GioErze Před 5 lety +273

    Alternate ending idea: after the destruction of the tapes, we see that Mike was watching the footage on a monitor in another room. Then as he starts laughing maniacally, the camera pans back slowly, revealing behind him an entire wall of black spine tapes.

    • @audreyalbritton1435
      @audreyalbritton1435 Před 5 lety +73

      It turns into the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark and there's just an enormous warehouse filled with tapes.

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 Před 3 lety +4

      Audrey Albritton Top men...

  • @adiahaalexander9359
    @adiahaalexander9359 Před 5 lety +216

    I'm with Mike, let's keep the Black Spine gravy train rolling *TOOT* *TOOT*

  • @WHATISTHAT100
    @WHATISTHAT100 Před 5 lety +154

    As a member of troop 981 I did receive my Interstellar Travel badge, unfortunately there were a few girls that...didn’t. Some nights I’m forced to relieve the day my troop decided we were ready to earn our badge. I was forced to watch as my flight partner Juliana’s flesh began to peel away from her body while knowing that if tried to help I would then suffer the same fate. Being forced to watch something so horrible and wanting to help but knowing that you could do nothing can really change a 9 year old girl. I woke up the next morning with a voice twice that of my age.

  • @nathans2811
    @nathans2811 Před 5 lety +244

    Annabelle 3: MARJABELLE

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo Před 5 lety +1041

    When you realize redlettermedia probably has the largest collection of VHS tapes in the world at this point

    • @patrick735
      @patrick735 Před 5 lety +183

      Incorrect. That's actually the Victorville Film Archive.

    • @archerfan66
      @archerfan66 Před 5 lety +100

      @@patrick735 NO ITS RLM STUDIOS

    • @AlexVanDover
      @AlexVanDover Před 5 lety +39

      @@patrick735 I was about to post this same thing, glad to see another Victorvillehead here!

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme Před 5 lety +33

      I wonder if RLM will -steal- I mean acquire some of the Victorville tapes.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Před 5 lety +14

      What a about James Rolfe?

  • @_gorezone_
    @_gorezone_ Před 5 lety +516

    When I saw Dick The Birthday Boy, my dog barked!

    • @tr11251
      @tr11251 Před 5 lety +5

      Would you say that Rich Evans is a thing that he knows?

    • @orsonzedd
      @orsonzedd Před 5 lety +9

      Ri rapped. Ri rapped rhen ri raw rit

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 Před 5 lety

      Spooked

  • @StianNilsson
    @StianNilsson Před 5 lety +354

    Can't wait to see Disney fire them for these jokes in 10 years!

  • @codycurry52
    @codycurry52 Před 4 lety +393

    FUNFACT: Kimo lost to Royce Gracie at the UFC 3 tournament, he entered holding a large cross on his back. Later in the night one of his cornerman and him jumped on the cage when Gracie could not contiune in the tournament because of the damage he recieved from Kimo.
    FUNNERFACT: Who was his cornerman? Joe Son who played Randomtask from the Austin Powers movies.
    FUNNERERFACT: Joe Son is serving life in prison for Rape and sodomy, and he also killed his cellmate.
    Did you enjoy my facts? Me neither

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 Před 4 lety +39

      I mean what did those prison guards expect to happen when they didn’t take away Task’s shoes?

    • @codycurry52
      @codycurry52 Před 3 lety +11

      @More UMPH! To It! Oh, I suppose this does seem a bit confusing. It was a tournament, he fought Gracie in the beginning of the night, lost, then accompanied Royces' opponent to the ring later that night. And was at ringside. Gracie lost the second fight due to the damage from the first fight.

    • @Somnivore7
      @Somnivore7 Před 2 lety +6

      early MMA and UFC was nuts man. You remember Krazy Horse?

    • @CIA_Alchemist
      @CIA_Alchemist Před 2 lety +5

      @@Somnivore7 Never forget Krazy horse knocked out Wandy in his prime 😏

    • @cheeseymanifacation
      @cheeseymanifacation Před 2 lety +3

      holy shit I only know a little MMA so I vaguely remember a crazy cross guy and that Joe Son was in prison for murder. thank you for completing these connections, it has made them far more interesting.

  • @iansarmy1
    @iansarmy1 Před 5 lety +228

    I was going to engage in autoerotic asphyxiation in my hotel room closet, but I guess I'll watch this instead.

    • @audreyalbritton1435
      @audreyalbritton1435 Před 5 lety +39

      Haha I got that reference. It's funny because autoerotic asphyxiation is how the late great David Carradine died! ...How embarrassing!

    • @archerfan66
      @archerfan66 Před 5 lety +20

      Why not do both ??????

  • @jeffreviews4620
    @jeffreviews4620 Před 5 lety +174

    I need more black spine edition in my life. Never let them stop suffering Mike.

  • @RaptorShadow
    @RaptorShadow Před 5 lety +147

    It's nice to see Mike actually excited to do a thing. For a moment or so.

  • @alimfuzzy
    @alimfuzzy Před 5 lety +617

    That was chemo volume 8. Volumes 1 through 7 is the prequels where they show how their romance evolves.

  • @architeuthis3476
    @architeuthis3476 Před 5 lety +73

    I would like to see a run-off between _Marjibelle's Table Manners_ and _Manners: Who Needs 'Em?_ with the loser being destroyed

  • @vfxninja5503
    @vfxninja5503 Před 5 lety +115

    Oh my god I love Tim, when he's doing the impressions of the kids, he's having so much fun it's infectious
    Everybody else, please keep being depressed and horrible, but Tim being happy makes me smile

  • @OurBenefactors
    @OurBenefactors Před 5 lety +376

    Rich Evans doing the voice of an elderly English woman is basically Jim Sterling

    • @waltherstolzing9719
      @waltherstolzing9719 Před 5 lety +22

      More like Count Émile d'Hardcore.

    • @nosferatu5
      @nosferatu5 Před 5 lety +32

      @@paulrippcord506 Rich not being the size of the moon might be the factual evidence of them being separate.

    • @sexycavetroll2788
      @sexycavetroll2788 Před 5 lety +10

      Jim is crap

    • @themexicankitchen
      @themexicankitchen Před 5 lety +4

      "RRRRRRROYSTON! THERE IS GRISTLE IN THE FOOOOOOOOOD!"

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 Před rokem +12

      this aged way better than it should have

  • @pikdummaI
    @pikdummaI Před 5 lety +425

    2001: a girl scout odyssey

  • @arbitor365
    @arbitor365 Před 5 lety +112

    36:33 This is the modern equivalent of burning of the library of Alexandria.

    • @griffinoleary1694
      @griffinoleary1694 Před 4 lety +5

      I really wish those were all Disney Sing-Along VHS tapes that they destroyed, they lost priceless moments of laughter.

  • @LostCosmonauts
    @LostCosmonauts Před 5 lety +1375

    If you're wondering how long it'll take them to laugh at the misfortune of an ugly child this episode, it happens just 4:37 minutes in. Potential for many more occurrences, will keep you all posted.

    • @shh4894
      @shh4894 Před 5 lety +9

      You know what is ugly? You failing to mention that the premier hero to get Solar Crest on now is Phoenix.

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun Před 5 lety +1

      *Thanks*

    • @Bobby__B
      @Bobby__B Před 5 lety +14

      I love this fucking fan base.

    • @Craplatte
      @Craplatte Před 5 lety +3

      That's my look whenever I see a new RLM video being uploaded.

    • @RobinWatson27
      @RobinWatson27 Před 5 lety +2

      @@LedPESRule I do rather believe it more proper in the grammar to say he fingerbanged the granny

  • @superhamzah85
    @superhamzah85 Před 5 lety +167

    only 37 minutes? you guys must have ran out of beer and insulin

    • @Thecatdrums3
      @Thecatdrums3 Před 5 lety +2

      ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ my thoughts exactly. Why is this not an hour long.... hacks

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason Před 5 lety +4

      They had to cut out early, because Rich Evans was running late for his shift at Chippendales.

  • @MrHeavy466
    @MrHeavy466 Před 5 lety +76

    Imagine if the Girl Scouts really took that modernization to heart: Girl Scout IT support, Girl Scout web design, and Girl Scout Nigerian Prince email scam.

  • @thetramp123
    @thetramp123 Před 5 lety +335

    Did they merge Jack and Josh together to make Tim? It reminds me of a Star Trek: Voyager episode....

    • @Fenrir077
      @Fenrir077 Před 5 lety +32

      tuvix did nothing wrong. Janeway is a murderer.

    • @keithrichards8526
      @keithrichards8526 Před 5 lety +2

      Screw that I wouldn't give up my space elf either.

    • @flaviusandrade
      @flaviusandrade Před 5 lety +6

      They edited around to mask this. The intro where the Tim thing gets his name was clearly filmed last. And the shots where Jack is in the room you can perfectly see that the Tim is photoshoped over Josh.
      This feels more Twilight Zone thought, so maybe we are talking about different things.

  • @cf9368
    @cf9368 Před 5 lety +108

    Tim is nice, invite him back some other times!

  • @mrholdbutton971
    @mrholdbutton971 Před 5 lety +302

    Mike is an evil, sadistic, misanthropic and irascible sorcerer, whose sole purpose in life is making his coworkers hate life itself, and drowning his own sorrows in a constant stream of memory destroying booze?
    It all makes sense now.

  • @kiddiedeathpool
    @kiddiedeathpool Před 4 lety +38

    Rich's Hyacinth Bucket impression is on point.

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 Před rokem +2

      I'm impressed a yank has heard of that show.

    • @kiddiedeathpool
      @kiddiedeathpool Před rokem +2

      @@Gambit771 but are you unanimous in that? 🤣

  • @ikillomega
    @ikillomega Před 5 lety +73

    One of those tapes was the only known VHS copy of The Day The Clown Cried. It's gone. Forever.

    • @gulfamnaeemahmed
      @gulfamnaeemahmed Před 5 lety +6

      I'm assuming they destroyed blank VHS tapes

    • @griffinoleary1694
      @griffinoleary1694 Před 4 lety +4

      @@gulfamnaeemahmed They better have destroyed blank tapes!

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 Před 3 lety +4

      @@gulfamnaeemahmed or surplus Nukies

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 Před 5 lety +358

    There'd better be a snuff film this time.

    • @warped_rider
      @warped_rider Před 5 lety +1

      Guess we'll have to wait til Volume 3...

    • @Bobby__B
      @Bobby__B Před 5 lety +1

      oh

    • @tr11251
      @tr11251 Před 5 lety +9

      If I know this fanbase like I think I do, at least 200 of those tapes are snuff films

    • @CyborgPilord
      @CyborgPilord Před 5 lety +3

      pls send more blank Faces of Death to these guys so we force a real conversation this table manners shit is painful

    • @calvalier520
      @calvalier520 Před 5 lety +2

      Nowhere Man I haven’t seen that little red headed boy in anything recently.

  • @renharris283
    @renharris283 Před 5 lety +159

    Tim’s hilarious! I’d be down to see him in more episodes.

  • @trip3892
    @trip3892 Před 4 lety +60

    Rich's old rich British woman impression is immaculate

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 Před rokem +1

      It isn't but better than that weird yankee accents, muricans usually o.
      It is weird seeing as the woman is a yank.

  • @vikramkrishnan6414
    @vikramkrishnan6414 Před rokem +26

    Fun fact: Marjabelle actually grew up dirt poor and was handed over to an orphanage when she was 4 because her parents couldn't afford to raise her due to the Depression. She then became an etiquette coach and trained the daughters of the Nixons

  • @TomaszSobocinski
    @TomaszSobocinski Před 5 lety +717

    When will Julia Roberts be a guest though?

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate Před 5 lety +1056

    Had my fingers crossed for a Kimo/chemo joke..
    :(
    ...maybe tumor-row

    • @antonthorson5659
      @antonthorson5659 Před 5 lety +15

      ALRIGHT, but this joke was made intro to UFC 3 where Kimo fought the other dude in the video, Royce Gracie. Gracie won. Finally, my obscure knowledge comes in handy!

    • @ZhuDaoLong
      @ZhuDaoLong Před 5 lety +23

      You mean in the foreseeable future RLM will grow a sense of tumor?

    • @jonammons5882
      @jonammons5882 Před 5 lety +24

      I legit thought it was going to be an inspirational, "kids fighting cancer", tape when he said the title.

    • @xylin3683
      @xylin3683 Před 5 lety +11

      What a traumatizing video. Looks like the gang might need...
      ...Kimo therapy

    • @Olysk8er
      @Olysk8er Před 5 lety +11

      I have a cease and de-cyst order for these cancerously bad puns.

  • @aquietplace5555
    @aquietplace5555 Před 5 lety +12

    10:55. The cut from these girls singly terribly to the old beer drinking men sitting miserably on the couch watching it is the best thing I’ve seen in a very long time

  • @mynameisnotyourbiz
    @mynameisnotyourbiz Před 5 lety +360

    I'm always sad when the episodes are shorter than 60minutes :(

    • @Reddebrek46
      @Reddebrek46 Před 5 lety +14

      Fifty Nine Minutes!

    • @dr.jacksonbright5723
      @dr.jacksonbright5723 Před 5 lety +29

      I dunno, a 37-minute bathroom break alerts my boss less than the normal hour-long ones.

    • @chiefs2pretty4radio
      @chiefs2pretty4radio Před 4 lety +2

      Your avatar is smiling. But your words are frowning. What's a girl to think?

  • @cadkoger
    @cadkoger Před 5 lety +140

    It took until 12:20 before "Star Trek" was uttered. By Mike. Naturally.

    • @jeffaaa4984
      @jeffaaa4984 Před 5 lety +22

      That reminds me of the next generation episode where they found the planet with an alien race who worshipped Dick the Birthday Boy.

    • @DatCameraMON
      @DatCameraMON Před 5 lety

      You should start making a count for each episode. See how long it takes for Mike to make a Star Trek reference.

    • @waltherstolzing9719
      @waltherstolzing9719 Před 5 lety

      There was nothing 'natural' about that utterance... It was brazenly SUPER-natural... I MUST WASH MY HANDS ... I MUST WASH MY HANDS ... I MUST WASH MY HANDS ...

    • @geostokes8573
      @geostokes8573 Před 5 lety

      @@DatCameraMON drinking game. A shot every five minutes without a reference!

  • @jamstonjulian6947
    @jamstonjulian6947 Před 5 lety +129

    I'm just worried one day they'll accidentally watch a snuff film.

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 Před 5 lety +59

      I'm worried they'll accidentally make one.

    • @davidgomez7882
      @davidgomez7882 Před 5 lety +35

      @@tentringer4065 "accidentally"
      its gonna be Rich Evans finally snapping

    • @JigglesBunny
      @JigglesBunny Před 5 lety +56

      Jay would hail it as an underground horror classic, Mike would be repulsed and frustrated with the lack of a paranormal angle and Rich would be nervously sweating hoping that they don’t notice that it’s him behind the camera.

    • @Venislovas
      @Venislovas Před 5 lety +16

      You mean Exploding Varmints wasn't?

    • @MrJakeKale
      @MrJakeKale Před 5 lety

      ... that Rich made.

  • @ThePinkMan
    @ThePinkMan Před 2 lety +21

    Fun Fact: Kimo once had an MMA fight with somebody who appeared in Samurai Cop. Not one of the main actors, though, just a henchman (The heavyset, black dude who got gunned down by Rob Z'Dar during the parking-lot fight).

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS Před rokem

      I hope it gets put on RedLetterMediaverse wikia

  • @paktric
    @paktric Před rokem +16

    My parents bought us Marjabelle's video when we were kids and we never knew if they did it as a joke... I'm glad you guys got to review it because it's the only video I've considered sending in... There's one point in the video where she scares one of the kids because he was spacing out when she called his name 😆

  • @robyoink
    @robyoink Před 5 lety +268

    Aaaah, that fresh new RLM smell

  • @iniminipini
    @iniminipini Před 5 lety +42

    It took star trek man 12:23 minutes until he star trekked

  • @leafclan43
    @leafclan43 Před 5 lety +59

    I was a girl scout in the early- to mid-2000s and I never got to fly or walk on the moon :( I demand a refund of my cookie money

  • @josiahkhani3667
    @josiahkhani3667 Před 5 lety +47

    I need more of Rich’s pretentious Margibelle voice

  • @bk138gt6
    @bk138gt6 Před 5 lety +170

    Glad this segment is back though the chance for someone's homemade porn from the 80s is pretty high.
    And reminds me of the premise of VHS

    • @MakoClover
      @MakoClover Před 5 lety +1

      ...was VHS invented for porn?

  • @dickypenisburg5898
    @dickypenisburg5898 Před 5 lety +159

    Working on Thanksgiving? What are you, Walmart?

  • @robertkarnick1286
    @robertkarnick1286 Před 4 lety +19

    I love how Rich's voice is so high-pitched and loud that he consistently overclocks the camera audio in every episode

  • @FrankLoon
    @FrankLoon Před 3 lety +18

    I feel the need to mention that: _Girl Scout Cookie sale 2000 rightfully predicted the future where everyone did get rid of their silly colored iMac G3's for HD flatscreens and neon lit PCs._
    *[This is Rem Lezar levels of foreshadowing.]*

  • @PatrickBoyda
    @PatrickBoyda Před 5 lety +140

    How can they still afford Rich Evans after his stint on the talk show circuit

    • @PatrickBoyda
      @PatrickBoyda Před 5 lety +8

      @@yakuza01 ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL HIM WITH HIS DIABETES

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS Před rokem

      Blackmail material kept by Mike

  • @RMD00
    @RMD00 Před 5 lety +24

    There needs to be more Tim. There is a certain energy he brings to the table that I absolutely adore.

  • @LittleMissLounge
    @LittleMissLounge Před 5 lety +302

    No one is going to see this lol, but the "what do you do about gristle?" question reminded me of what I read in my American Girl etiquette book years ago (why do I remember this?): if you come across a piece of gristle you surreptitiously remove it from your mouth and put it on the edge of your plate.

    • @Hemostat
      @Hemostat Před 5 lety +7

      Omg I remember that book!

    • @tomasotreasaigh111
      @tomasotreasaigh111 Před 5 lety +21

      @@Hemostat
      You're in a safe place now John, now please tell the officers who made you read that book. They cant hurt you anymore.

    • @jojololo9157
      @jojololo9157 Před 5 lety +12

      What if a skinny man with long hair (me) is masturbating beside you at the dinner table?
      WE NEED TO KNOW JUST IN CASE.

    • @yavrielsechelle7431
      @yavrielsechelle7431 Před 5 lety +25

      That always struck me as odd. Etiquette is basically consideration for others, not grossing them out, but then you take pits and gristle and the like out of your mouth and put it on the edge of your plate where everyone can see them.

    • @puttiplush
      @puttiplush Před 5 lety +19

      Yep! And my mum made me take etiquette lessons like these in person, from which I remember more specifically that one is to form the gristle or other offensive material into a small bolus, then deposit this onto one's fork with the same motion as taking a bite then replacing the fork. At the edge of the plate, the bolus rests and no one is to comment on it when properly deposited. It sounds so hoity-toity but honestly... when eating around strangers it works so that you're not horking stuff back onto the plate from your mouth covered in tons of spit.

  • @chelseaschlicht2236
    @chelseaschlicht2236 Před 5 lety +22

    Took me until 7:50 to recognize Tim - I've totally taken a brewery tour with him at MKE!

    • @RyanReenBattikh
      @RyanReenBattikh Před 2 lety

      I need to seek this out, man seems like he has the perfect charisma to tour a brewery, I mean from what I've seen on BoTW Tim is very well acquainted with the booze

  • @rigsby1454
    @rigsby1454 Před 5 lety +89

    I can only assume that Culkin is in the Christmas episode

    • @benwatford3068
      @benwatford3068 Před 5 lety +1

      Rigsby 1 that makes sense

    • @slayerje1884
      @slayerje1884 Před 5 lety +2

      I know he did a Re:View with Jack, perhaps he did another special Re:View with Mike or Jay for Home Alone???

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason Před 5 lety +1

      Best of the Worst: Home Alone Sequel Edition

  • @neddles33
    @neddles33 Před 5 lety +62

    Time to buy all remaining nukie tapes and take the labels off

  • @Mandude4200
    @Mandude4200 Před 3 lety +12

    Just the long shots of Kimo “teaching” made me scream laughing man, This is amazing

  • @uncaringgenius
    @uncaringgenius Před 5 lety +143

    In before Julia Roberts confesses her love for Rich Evans on the next edition of The Ellen Show.

    • @jojololo9157
      @jojololo9157 Před 5 lety

      Lol I thought it was Madonna this whole time!!! I should get my glasses.

    • @DreamwalkerFilms
      @DreamwalkerFilms Před 5 lety +7

      She already admitted she couldn't take her eyes off him

  • @FANTAVISION
    @FANTAVISION Před 5 lety +83

    Just when you thought they'd never do the Black Spine series again... IT COMES BACK!

    • @sonofnumeric
      @sonofnumeric Před 5 lety +2

      The first one got a million views so...

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter Před 5 lety +1

      Black spine is like a wheel of the worst on steroids

  • @TFconfused
    @TFconfused Před 5 lety +55

    I really liked Tim this episode. Wouldn't mind him being a regular

    • @gameworkerty
      @gameworkerty Před 5 lety +12

      Whoever Mike is fucking gets to be a regular so I hope he puts out

  • @weneedaladder8384
    @weneedaladder8384 Před 2 lety +6

    Mike's "tape un-destroying" power might seem impressive, but when you look at the date in the corner of the screen, he's actually reversing time by two days.
    I have no idea what this means for the RLM extended universe, but I look forward to finding out.

  • @littleitaly5194
    @littleitaly5194 Před 5 lety +14

    “CLOSE YOUR EYESSS AND THINK OF ENGLAND!” LMAO

  • @FrustratedJacob
    @FrustratedJacob Před 5 lety +185

    We're thinking about this Girl Scout tape all wrong. I mean, they come back to the PAST, and their room has changed into a studio? How could their actions in the future have effected the past? Plus, even if they did receive an email from the future, the original iMacs lack the necessary hardware to send ONE person to the future, let alone three simultaneously.
    I don't think those three went to the future. I think they were ALREADY in the future, and they're the stars of a Truman Show style television program produced in the 2050s. These three girls are unaware that they are the stars of a period piece drama set in the late 90s/early 00s.
    In this, the 2000th episode of the show, the three girls are allowed to leave the set under the guise of 'time traveling'. Upon being returned to the set, as part of this special episode, they're allowed to interact directly with the studio audience.
    Of course, after this episode was filmed, a combination of hypnotism and gaslighting were employed to trick the girls into believing the events of the 2000th episode were all a dream so that the show could return to its regular programing. The publicity stunt was a major success, with the next month of programing pulling great ratings as audiences tuned in to see if the manipulation would be successful. These episodes were considered to be a month-long horror special to celebrate October of 2057.
    Naturally, the show broadcast far too many episodes to ever re-release old episodes for streaming, so some old grandma dedicated herself to recording episodes on her beat up VCR. She kept this VCR operational even in the 2050s thanks to the services of Lightning Fast VCR Repair. Unbeknownst to that lady, Lightning Fast was actually a Looper-esque front business, but instead of sending people back in time to be killed, they were sending bad VHS tapes back in time to the founders of the company. This was done so that they could make enough money to keep the business alive into the 2050s by hosting a crappy CZcams webseries where they watched bad VHS tapes.
    It's so dense.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat Před 5 lety +3

      Frustrated Jacob fantastic.

    • @thegrandbeef
      @thegrandbeef Před 5 lety +5

      This episode reminded me of a comic book being published right now called Black Badge where a group of kids are in a sort of wetworks Boy Scouts where they go on secret undercover missions all over the world using the skills they learned getting their badges, like Arson, Boat Scuttling, Forest Fires & Strategic Bullying.

    • @thebackup2121
      @thebackup2121 Před 5 lety

      Wow :D

    • @DeviMotion
      @DeviMotion Před 5 lety

      I think I love you.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 Před 5 lety +1

      That is some Chrono Trigger level of time travel manipulation. Well done.

  • @Arksword
    @Arksword Před 5 lety +273

    I'm still here waiting for culkin

    • @Nightstalker314
      @Nightstalker314 Před 5 lety +40

      I would assume there will be a special Xmas edition

    • @Arksword
      @Arksword Před 5 lety +10

      @@Nightstalker314 can't wait for star wars holiday special 2.0

    • @JacobLucasSorenson
      @JacobLucasSorenson Před 5 lety +7

      They said hes on a plinketto episode

    • @frowningham723
      @frowningham723 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Nightstalker314 'the Ishtar Christmas Spectacu-ganza'

    • @ultrasom
      @ultrasom Před 5 lety +1

      Why dont you have a """pizza""" while you wait? Yummy.

  • @gandracar
    @gandracar Před 5 lety +31

    This "new" guy is fun, he should be on more often!

  • @007robotchicken
    @007robotchicken Před 5 lety +151

    I bet all those tapes are just copies of Nukie.

  • @darianwolf8870
    @darianwolf8870 Před 5 lety +87

    I fully expected there to be just a shelf full of nukie tapes

    • @Cephyran
      @Cephyran Před 5 lety +2

      welll..... in the viewing room shots, between Rich and Mike, behind the break in the couch is a shelf that does indeed look to be entirely Nukie tapes.

    • @28Pluto
      @28Pluto Před 5 lety +3

      No shit, Sherlock. The wall of Nukie has been around for a long time, which is precisely why Darian Wolf expected the shelf behind the curtain to be full of Nukie tapes.

  • @Luckyfoxoval78
    @Luckyfoxoval78 Před 5 lety +27

    I'm surprised that Christopher Nolan decided to pay homage to Luis Bunuel with the "Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie" reference in the Girl Scouts 2000 video.

  • @ManDuderGuy
    @ManDuderGuy Před 5 lety +24

    Much love to the hardcore RLM fanclub.
    May our hearts and minds bear fruit in the passing of time.

  • @TheCerealHobbyist
    @TheCerealHobbyist Před rokem +4

    Yay, Tim origin story! In my top 100 favorite guests.

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime Před 5 lety +20

    The most educational episode of Best of The Worst! We learned how to sell cookies, how to eat with the proper fork, and how to hug a guy on the ground for 3 minutes at a time.

  • @GorshFlytgear
    @GorshFlytgear Před 5 lety +142

    Marja Bell places her salad fork only AFTER pushing the Whopper button.

    • @pete_lind
      @pete_lind Před 5 lety

      You must press the WHOPPER button or its served cold !
      Why do you need bowl of water to clean your finger in a fancy dinner ?
      You have 3 forks , 3 knifes and 3 spoons ...what the flip do you even eat with fingers ?
      Forks and knifes to the salad , the fish and the meat , spoons to the soup , the dessert and the coffee/tea

  • @wudlorff1888
    @wudlorff1888 Před 3 lety +5

    Mike’s delivery and posture at 3:57 when he says “we’re doing the black spine edition” might be my favorite RLM moment.

  • @ClickClack_Bam
    @ClickClack_Bam Před 2 lety +18

    The Kimo Leopoldo jiu jitsu tape review is hilarious you guys came across this.
    I remember this tape when it came out.
    Royce Gracie beat him in the UFC & he went & 'learned' jiu jitsu seemingly overnight.
    Then he released this tape for the money grab that happened with most early UFC fighters putting their own tape out.
    Then Kimo went off the deep end using meth lol.
    His sidekick Joe Son is in prison for grape.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS Před rokem +1

      Stealing grapes, how could he

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam Před rokem

      @@FlymanMS Yt used to censor the word. Not sure if they still do, bebut when I wrote this they'd delete your post.

  • @joshcorbett4787
    @joshcorbett4787 Před 5 lety +325

    I didnt think they'd resort to this again.

    • @grottake
      @grottake Před 5 lety +11

      those hack frauds

    • @Jt1Torso1Winabego
      @Jt1Torso1Winabego Před 5 lety +4

      What else would you expect from this group of lovable degenerates?

    • @naynaynay324
      @naynaynay324 Před 5 lety

      I thought your name was Nivag Nodrog.

    • @joshcorbett4787
      @joshcorbett4787 Před 5 lety

      nay naynay it's just my name backwards

    • @naynaynay324
      @naynaynay324 Před 5 lety

      @@joshcorbett4787 Which is why I believe it should be Nodrog.

  • @ThePandaBrawler
    @ThePandaBrawler Před 5 lety +44

    You guys should look up some fights Kimo had in the UFC. Dude literally carried a giant cross to the cage sometimes.

    • @bleachfamingtoniii7196
      @bleachfamingtoniii7196 Před 5 lety +4

      I knew I recognized that dude lol

    • @ThePinkMan
      @ThePinkMan Před 5 lety +6

      ​@@dreamwarrior1276 Tank never knocked Kimo out. You're probably thinking of John Matua.
      Kimo submitted Tank when they fought in 2003.

    • @Sealdeam
      @Sealdeam Před 5 lety +1

      I think he (Kimo) was associated with that scumbag Joe Son who copied that cross thing at least once, every once in a while is worth to see Son's fight with Keith Hackney.

  • @keveardo
    @keveardo Před 5 lety +6

    I literally lost my breath laughing at that "Don't come too much in my face" bit... that was classic 😂🤣🤣

  • @jackkingsby116
    @jackkingsby116 Před 2 lety +4

    Really glad Tim kept coming on

  • @destroyerofheroes
    @destroyerofheroes Před 5 lety +42

    nice to see Louis CK working again.

    • @iain2080
      @iain2080 Před 5 lety +1

      @@behxzuv except this dood made me laugh whereas Gelman makes me want to end it all

  • @Tomanista
    @Tomanista Před 5 lety +183

    Is this the star from Ellen?

    • @waltherstolzing9719
      @waltherstolzing9719 Před 5 lety +2

      No, that's Ellie, the girl in The Last of Us who looks like Ellen Page.

    • @pekinobo
      @pekinobo Před 5 lety

      Who is Ellen? I bet you misstyped Alien just to show you legeance to these hackfrauds (forgot the HASTAG)

  • @BeijingJosh
    @BeijingJosh Před 5 lety +4

    One of my amazing customers hand-carried some Spotted Cow from Wisconsin's own New Glarus Brewing Co. to Beijing, China and I saved it for a new episode to enjoy while I watched the boys review terrible videos. This makes the experience even more amazing! Thanks so much for so many hours of priceless entertainment!

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince Před 3 lety +6

    Two years later, I only just noticed the art of little boy Rich on top of the dead Showbiz Pizza bear at 3:05.

  • @beechermouse
    @beechermouse Před 5 lety +171

    The new Josh is so much better.

    • @RobertJRoman
      @RobertJRoman Před 5 lety +10

      No, he's the new Colin-and-Jim

    • @esotericVideos
      @esotericVideos Před 5 lety +2

      @@ThreadBomb Yeah for me introducing New Josh is like New Coke, I didn't appreciate Josh Classic before, now I want Josh Classic back.
      But only if Len, Colin, and Jack are busy.

    • @HistoriisMysteria
      @HistoriisMysteria Před 5 lety +1

      I really hope Tim will be a permanent replacement. Hopefully there would be 100% less pedantic plot explanations.

  • @jackielegs4285
    @jackielegs4285 Před 5 lety +73

    Mike - I know you’re a big fan of Ghost Adventures, but dressing up like Zak Bagans is a bit much.

  • @Calebchads
    @Calebchads Před rokem +6

    Discovered how much I love your channel this year. Cured my depression in some ways. You guys are so funny. Great editing as well 🔥🔥🔥💖💖 Also Rich Evans is a God amongst mortals 😆🤟

  • @pepepoopsonthefarright7531

    rich adding some much needed class to best of the worst with his bow tie