"Frodoor suspects us." "Course he does. He's a cabbage" "I'm stretched Gandalf" I can't stop laughing at the literal meaning and sadness of Bilbo being stretched XD
Still the greatest YTP I've ever seen and, by and large, your greatest work. No matter how many times I watch it, I'm laughing all the way through, every time.
Best lines: "Frodoor, the do!" "It betrayed Isildur...lol" "I smell it in the water" And that guest list!! I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard! x'D
It began with the forging of the 8 rings. Seven were given to the elves, mortal, whitest of all beings. 3 to the Dwarf Lords, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls. And nyan. Nyan rings were gifted to the racist men...who of all else...desire men.
This is my favourite YTP of all time. When it disappeared off your channel for a while there I legit had it saved to my phone to watch when I needed a laugh, and myself and my husband quote this to each other all the time, especially "keep your nose out of trouble, and noone'll come to you. weww" I couldn't remember if I'd left a comment before, so I just wanted to say thanks for the laughs and severe impact on my sense of humour 🤝
"I saw three trolls and they where all trolling amongst themselves about wether they should troll us one by one...*POOF* and they turned them all into chilli
There were three trolls; and they were all trolling amongst themselves about whether they should troll us one by one. Poof! And turned them all to - chilli!
this ytp has honestly impacted my life greatly, for the past 4 years it has provided countless laughs and inside jokes between me and my mates. thank you so much
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I used "I don't know half of you and I like less than half of you" in a speech recently. I went over incredibly well.
Its better if there are only two people you are talking to
The elves, mortal, whitest of all beings.
The dwarves, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls.
The racist men, who above all else, desired men.
You have one chance to destroy Troy forever.
Or else it will betray you. Lol.
Lol. For Galadriel's birthday I got her a tanning bed. Didn't make a difference.
Shush beds -Nasgule
I heard "widest" instead of "whitest".
"In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mt. Mordor, the dark lord Mordor forged in secret a Mordor ring. To troll all others."
wow
But there were sus
KerfuffleCookies A last alliance of men, and elves, and lions marched against the armies of MoroM.
Yay \(^_^)/
KerfuffleCookies
*backwards screams*
It was in this moment, Isildor, son of The King, took up his father's SooS.
"Nyan rings were gifted to the racist men, who above all else desire men."
Gets me evey time.
7 were given to the elves, mortal, whitest of all beings.
killz0ne215 3 to the dwarf lords, great minecraftsmen of the mountain halls.
"It betrayed Isildur... Lol" had me in stitches
My MuM! The ring came to the creature known as mulloG and gave him unnatural lol. For five hundred miles it poisoned his MuM.
Hellu
I bet that was his mother's wedding ring
I heard “the creature known as Glock”
it abandoned her
LOTR in a nutshell:
"PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME!!!!!"
Patrick Hodson .........PUT THAT *RING* BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!!!
''History became legend, legend became myth...Myth became Mythbusters.''
I think I broke something from laughing so hard.
Mythbastards.
Me too
XD
My mum
Wasn't a carrot was it?
"Frodoor. Someone at the Do."
Fro-*door*! The *do*!
The Doe*
"what are you doing?" "things" "what things?" "things. things that need things" great job Gandalf. great job...
Me when explaining my day
"What are you doing, Gandalf?"
"Things!"
7:27 that was the best "SOS!" I've heard on a YTP. Ever.
I've watched tens of YTPs, and I've never heard such a brilliant SOS before. XD
Abso-friggin-lutely!!!
YEEES!!! IKR!?
What is it about SOS in ytp’s anyway?
@@1998XBOX It's a running joke
NO WAY This legendary YTP is finally back up after years. Welcome back!!
The Return of the King, you could say.
"I know half of you, and I like less than half of you!"
"It was in this moment that, Isildur, son of the king (King Harkinian), took up his father's sauce." Brilliant.
He had one chance to destroy Troy.
Kampfhund as that played I came across this comment
Guest List:
Bags
Buffs
Toots
Brandy bunch
Rugs
Drugs
Lawn mowers
Boulders
Race cars
*Brady Bunch, like the family from the TV show of the same name
"I finally thought of an ending for my book, I REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THIS IS THE END... IM GOING NOW"
And I'm sure you will
"The racist men who above all else desire men" - Tyler Oakley?
I love this
+HamsterVormFenster I'm pretty sure he's not racist.
hahahhaha
its so funny
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
"Frodoor suspects us." "Course he does. He's a cabbage" "I'm stretched Gandalf" I can't stop laughing at the literal meaning and sadness of Bilbo being stretched XD
Frodoor the do.
"It was f*cked up by the most likely creature imaginable, a Hohoh Oblib Sniggab of the Shire"
Frodoor, someone at the do! Frodoor, the do!
For 500 miles it poisoned his mum.
That ring flip fail. Couldn't stop laughing.
"I've thought up an ending to my book, I regret to announce this is the end, i'm going now!"
I think Frodo forgot to check the dough.
Noel Ashford frodoor*
Frodough
"nyan rings were gifted to the racist men"
I couldn't breathe for a good three minutes.
I know how you feel. XD
666, *very good year.*
Almost as good as Good Year
@@garland2701 Almost as old*
"I have Things that I must see to!" "What things?" "Things, Things that need Things. Keep it. Keep it."
" I uh... I have things... AYA--- * disappears* "
Crowd: O_o?
For 500 miles, it poisoned his mum
*Bags
*Buffs
*Toots
*Brady Bunch
*Rugs
*Drugs
*Lawnmowers
*Boulders
*Race cars
Such a unique guestlist 😂😂
omg so glad this one's back
"Frodoor! The do'!" always iconic
History became legend Legend became myth. Myth became Mythbusters.
***** Then Mythbusters became Mythsters
@@strapjuh then the Mythsters Reloaded
"Quite content to ignore and be ignored, as we have also developed a keen interest in the smoking of weed!" Hehehehehehe! Stoner hobbits!
Is that why they have so many meals?
Still the greatest YTP I've ever seen and, by and large, your greatest work. No matter how many times I watch it, I'm laughing all the way through, every time.
Frodoor. Get the do.
5:54
*Bags
*Buffs
*Toots
*Brady Bunch
*Rugs
*Drugs
*Lawnmowers
*Boulders
*Race Cars
= A really good night.
Lol love it
I want to see men, elves, and lions fight together.
+Blad3rTheWind ^
Joachim *Fuck
Blad3rTheWind I was just gonna comment "Narnia"
Narnia had no elves though(?)
Absolute classic that I still come back to every now and then. Good to see this original is back up.
3:03 FRODOOR, SOMEONE AT THE DOE....
FRODOOR, THE DOE!
Fucking gets me every time
NONO THE BIG ONE THE BIG ONE
+nemo trixo You're supposed to stick it in the ground!
Gasoline85 IT IS IN THE GROUND
@@kenetickups6146 No no, the big one, big one!
*Pippin/Merry grabs biggest firework* No no the big one big one!
Isn't it 15 years since the first LotR movie was released? Where the fuck did all these years go... it feels like yesterday.
Same
my favorite movie of all time
*VERY GOOD YEAR!*
Almost as old as GOODYEAR.
one of the best ytp'rs right here
Man you good too. Why you not posting any vids?
You are 2 hilarious m8
+TheRumChum Yes. It has brought me unnatural LOL for 500 miles.
No, he's not THAT good, he does earrape and that's anticlimatic, I have to turn the equalizer on for his vids to enjoy. >:(
PirateOfPlayTime because they’re not any good
"Come on, Gandalf. Did you see their feces?"
"Do not take for some conjurer of cheap doo-doo!"
3:05 "Frowdoor, someone at the doe?"... sigh "Frowdoor!, the doe?"
this video brought me unnatural lol, it must be destroyed
History became legend,
Legend became myth,
Myth became Mythbusters.
(I died)
Best lines:
"Frodoor, the do!"
"It betrayed Isildur...lol"
"I smell it in the water"
And that guest list!! I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard! x'D
The ring came to the creature mulloG. The ring brought to mulloG unnatural lol. For 500 miles it it pointed his mom. It abandoned mulloG.
"My mum!"
I know it's just Gollum backwards but, I kept hearing it as Mellark, as in Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games.
It was f@#$ed up the most likely creature imaginable: a hoha. Blibo Gabbins of the Shire.
U mean goggog
Frodoor, da doe! 3:08
I could not stop cracking up
frodoor, da doe!!
I can't watch ANY of your videos while eating or drinking, lest I get choked from laughing; and that's a good thing. I love your videos.
"I don't know half of you, and I like less than half of you"
I remember filming this with the lads
come on gandalf, did you see their feces?!
I brought your book "Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey" huge fan
is that some racist/anti-racist ploy? I'm not sure what your trying to say here.
***** He He He i get yea me homedaaaaaaawg
I thought you are Gandalf the white now! :p
six six six... VERY GOOD YEAR.
***** That and the 69'th were good.
C. Spannerz I'm stretched, Gandalf.
***** Hahaha!
Almost as good as GOODYEAR.
@@realn_c Almost as old*
This video brought to me unnatural lol.
And poisoned my mom.
I feel sorry for your mum, but the ring will give you unnatural lawl!
"Fook of a Took!"
Wait...I'm in the wrong place.
Keep it. Keepit *moves away swiftly*.
"'Course he does! He's a Gabbins, not some block-headed block-girl from block-bottle!"
6:06 Best guest list ever
Aww...Mullog thinks the One Ring is his Mum.
The Minecraft sound was so hilarious XD
"I don't know half of you, and I like less than half of you." I think we've all felt this way at a party at some time.
It began with the forging of the 8 rings. Seven were given to the elves, mortal, whitest of all beings. 3 to the Dwarf Lords, great Minecraftsmen of the mountain halls. And nyan. Nyan rings were gifted to the racist men...who of all else...desire men.
"Things that need things!"
That sounds like something I'd write.
"FRODOR! THE DO!"
"For five hundred MILES, it poisoned his mom"
lol
+PARAMOTH It brought to mullog unnatural lol!
Frodo: *shows letter*
Gandalf: *takes letter, puts it in fire*
Frodo: What are you doing?
Gandalf: _things_
6:17 I DON'T KNOW HALF OF YOU, AND I LIKE LESS THAN HALF OF YOU...
Fucking lost it
This is my favourite YTP of all time. When it disappeared off your channel for a while there I legit had it saved to my phone to watch when I needed a laugh, and myself and my husband quote this to each other all the time, especially "keep your nose out of trouble, and noone'll come to you. weww"
I couldn't remember if I'd left a comment before, so I just wanted to say thanks for the laughs and severe impact on my sense of humour 🤝
666 VERY GOOD YEAR
Almost as old as Goodyear!
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap DOODOO!
That guest list was the end of me.
And nyan... nyan rings were gifted to the racist men... who above all else... desired men.
"I saw three trolls and they where all trolling amongst themselves about wether they should troll us one by one...*POOF* and they turned them all into chilli
The undisputed best ytp of lotr ever. Quotable, hilarious, and timeless. Brilliant.
This is one of the funniest poops I've seen ever.
All top comments = quotes repeated from video lol
Because Dathings sentence-mixing is the best.
"We have also enveloped a keen interest in the smoking of weed."
ShockwavePlaysMC "the ring gave Mullog unnatural lol"
Zekroh9390 For five hundred MILES it poisoned his mAm.
SchrodingersWaffle It abandoned Mullog, *ding*, *ding*, *ding*, *ding*, *ding*, *ding*...
It was f#%@ up, by the most likely creature imaginable...
Biblo Babbins, a HooH of the Shire.
8:07 AYAYAYAYAYA
Frodoor, someone at the do? Frodoor! The do!
the whole thing is awesome, but i love when he shuts the door in Gandalf's face.
to this day when somebody asks me to get the door all i hear in my head is "FRODOOR! The do!"
It was in this moment, when Isildur, son of the king, took up his fathers SOS.
I quote this ytp all the time 😂 "Frodoor, the do!?" "GAMWISE SAMGEE!"
I misheard that name as Ganga Sanjeev
I have come up with an end for my book. I REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS IS THE END.
MY DEAR BAGS AND BUFFS, TOOTS AND BRADY BUNCH! RUGS, DRUGS, LAWNMOWERS, BOULDERS, RACE CARS!!!
"I've thought of a better use for you..."
**Ohhh yeeaaahhh**
There were three trolls; and they were all trolling amongst themselves about whether they should troll us one by one. Poof! And turned them all to - chilli!
This is the best YTP on youtube ever.
it is
i laughed at "We have also inveloped an interest in the smoking of weed"
3:27 Every time I can't help but laugh with them LOL xD
Same XD
So the Mordor Ring causes you to make "your mum" jokes at your own expense. Jeez, now that IS dark and terrifying power.
"No no no, the big one, big one!"
this ytp has honestly impacted my life greatly, for the past 4 years it has provided countless laughs and inside jokes between me and my mates. thank you so much
this video was quite cool
One ring to troll them all
"Wow."
"..."
"...but there was sos."
*Plot intensifies*
I can't be the only one who laughed for like 5 minutes at 7:26
*SSSUUUSS!!!!!!!!!!*
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HAF LYF TREE CONFURM'D
been looking for this for a literal year how did i ever lose this masterpiece thought i’d never see it again wow thank god
B R have done brother, my younger self never thought of doing that tho😂
Best fart joke I've ever seen
Woodwork Bagwigs of the Shire.
Lord of Darude: The Two Sandstorms
"The racist men who above all else desire men"
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