DIPLOMACY is BROKEN in CK3 - Crusader Kings 3 Diplomacy Challenge
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- čas přidán 23. 01. 2022
- Diplomacy is the first out of five different Lifestyle focuses that you can pick for your character in Crusader Kings 3. But how GOOD is it? It's absolutely BROKEN! And in this guide I will teach you how to exploit diplomacy to conquer all of Scandinavia WITHOUT a single war!
In this video, Koifish will show how ANYONE can conquer all of Scandinavia as Jarl Björn Ironside, in LESS than 20 years! In this CK3 Challenge and guide, I use some of the best strategies, tips and tricks and exploits to speedrun by playing as the diplomatic Björn Ironside of Uppland who eventually takes hold of the kingdoms of Sweden, Norway and Denmark!
This is the first episode in a five part series that will focus on all the Lifestyle focuses in Crusader Kings 3! Next video will focus on Martial, so make sure to subscribe for that! - Hry
*DIPLOMACY SUPREMACY!*
Hello HELLO! Part 1 out 5 of my challenge/guide series on Crusader Kings 3 Lifestyles!
Make sure to leave a like and a comment to appease the algorithm god! It really helps out the channel!
U actually can do the entirety of Sweden, Norway and Denmark in 5 years
Poor Bjorn Ironside, died from lethal castration 🤣
10/10, will be missed
What we learned happens when Björn takes the peaceful route: He either gets castrated, or his own wife becomes Morathi from Warhammer and cucks him with his son behind a mask, Malekith.
Such is the consequence of recreating Prawnhub!
Your minecraft axe PFP makes this so much better.
I for one welcome our new viking overlord. Because he is an outstanding diplomat, of course.
Good idea, getting on his good side before he makes the "killing everyone" episode.
Sooo...you're basically a viking palpatine XD i love democracy
I AM THE SENATE!
@@Koifish but, they don't have a senate @koifish
@@Koifish no, no, you ARE the LAW SPEAKER
eh, doesn't have the same ring to it
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagius the wise?
@@Sawcon4 Don't you mean Darth Plaguisson?
6:06 this is the best meme material I have heard. Perfection
I like 12:42 better lol
I used to hate diplo but it's powerful. Between forced vassalsation cb. Ducal conquest CB and discount on title creation. Increased diplo vassalation chance and your vassals are less likely to revolt. So like super OP
all trees are really powerful and have their own situations where theyre best in but overall innovations is going to bottleneck you if you play till late game so learning is the best imo
Yeah, my only issue with this strategy really is that there's so much instability especially after successions, when you have so little control and connection with your vassals. I remember forming the Empire of Scandinavia this way and while I certainly succeeded it never felt very unified as I'm pretty sure there was at least five wars going on between my own vassals at any given time for the entirety of my campaign excluding the early-game :D
This is always a fun playthrough. Easy way to form the North Sea Empire as well. With that you can reform your faith (with communion of course), be feudal for free, and become stronk af.
I love breaking games without breaking them
I have watched a lot of your videos lately since I recently got CK3 myself and what happens between 6:05 and 6:25 is probably the hardest I have laughed in a long time 😂
This is really cool. I always seem to end up using the same focus trees. Get golden obligation the build cheaper stuff then flip to learning scholarship tree to learn on the job then flip to family up to patriarch. You get mad stats but interesting to see different paths!
Finally a man who teaches me how to pronounce the names right.
You should do a full video in swedish, just for our auditive pleasure 🍿
Now, where can I find an Irish CK3 player who can actually read them unpronounceable names? 😂😂
AFTER watching koifish's video, of course 😊
I followed what you did and speed run an empire under one reign. The lucky factor for me is one Norse ruler was so successful at his adventure at East Francia and literally rules the whole kingdom as a duke while my vassals slowly eats Uppland. After three generations, I reformed the Astaru religion while having the sacred sites at Germany, Sweden, and Norway. Put the communion tenet and while being a temporal head of faith, easy money!
The spymaster is so good at his job, he turn over himself.
Didin't know diplomacy was this powerful. Love the video idea
By Odin I'm really pleased about you making more ck3 videos. My day is delighted by the quality of both production and jokes just as usual. Thank you!
I dont know how I have never stumbled into your channel before, this was amazing! Great work.
I'm having a great time on this channel! These videos are very entertaining AND educational!
Love it, and I love the pronunciation too! It's cool to watch a Scandinavian play a Norse character!
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." -Chiefton Hroflr
great playthrough, hope to see more soon
I’m looking forward to this series!
Thank you for this video series!
I've seen plenty of good videos about how to play the game mechanically (how to make claims/warfare/marriage) over the years.
But to be able to see how to utilize the strengths of each lifestyle, and what is possible to do between wars--or instead of them, is exactly what I needed to help unlock the RP flavor of the game instead of just "trying to win or paint the map"
You're the best! Love your videos so much!
Great video, keep it up!
Another awesome CK3 chanel !
Nice video Koifish!!!
First time in my 200 hours of CK3 I saw a wife eating the PP"s hubsband. What a great achivement !
NICE GOOD VID. THAT ENDING THO.definitely watched it to the end
You watched it on 2x speed!
@@Koifish always
Absolutely loved that bit about the big chonky berserker XD Awesome, funny vid ^-^
Excellent video.
I am such a huge fan of you, Spiffing Brit... I mean Koifish. I just love learning how to exploit, I mean optimize, my gameplay.
Too bad he stole the video from @Ottawa Welshman so he’s more exploiting smaller CZcams channels rather than the game
@@jacobmoitt8395 I think your high my dude yes these videos are similar but they focus on two different areas in the game and two different types of skills in the game even then it’s not like this is a novel Idea either
These are great!
"YOU CUT OFF MY PINIS" FISH, Koi. 2022.
Can't wait for the learning playthrough
I love your videos been watching for 2 years
it seems they have fixed this somehow. i actually managed to play 2 games just vassalizing norse petty chiefs, but just today when i went for a 3rd game, suddenly i cant even vassalize varmaland or any of the other petty chiefs. what bullshit man, this was so much fun
"Something down below"
Happy to help koi-dude!
Very good! :D
The things AI children get up to sometimes, it's really shocked me.
There was one time I had a female ruler who had several children. Sons and daughters.
One daughter was an alcoholic and drug addict. One son kept coming on to me (his mother). Another daughter was a deviant and I had an event where I walked in on her in bondage being beaten by someone dressed in my clothes. My other son was fortunately normal, but he died quite early.
Lol, thats cursed ^^ You must have been a terrible mother :D
@@JH-zs3bs How dare you, I was a _great_ mother.
What the hell...
This is so cool!
can't wait for intrigue!
best ck3 youtuber ever man
Peculiar details
Thumbs up simply for the Sims 1 music in the intro.
Well, I hope the vid gets even more popular
I need more CK3 videos
Never pick the second treatment option unless you get a life threatening illnesses like cancer or leprosy
Another playthrough let's gooooo
My favourite thing about Ragnar Lothbrok is that everyone is his son, even those from other centuries, and he may or may not have existed! 😂
10:07 I actually had to pause the video after that, because I had to recover from laughing so much! 🤣
Nice!
i love your roleplaying
Better than most tutorials.
It's not even funny how much better Befriend is for dealing with troublesome vassals compared to murder, though title revocation is always the best
Truth! I took over Khazaria as Dyre the Stranger and proceeded to befriend every vassal that had much power. Made managing the empire surprisingly easy, and have been taking a war free approach and just vassalized people after that one big war
We must elevate the Fish within the algorithm. Go forth you glorious bastard.
Koifish could you try playing the Magyars and migrating to hungry.
Nice one
I like your stile!
Im still laughing
this is gold
I'm not gonna lie, I'm hoping to hear intense music when he gets to marshal. Especially when he starts a war.
I came here for tips on playing diplomatic, but I stayed because I couldn't stop laughing
You are the best bro 😘
Thanks my dude!
"Are you really gonna take it from *insert county here*!?" - Swedish History according to Koifish
Or replace it with DANES!
6:02
This needs to become a meme
Liked and commented ;)
10:05
made me lose my shit and laugh for 5 minutes straight
THE BEST CZcamsR
IN ALL OF SCANDINAVIA
Cool video luv u big fan from Pakistan
du är bra på crusader kings
Nice
Bjorn always has been the most chad of the sons
Diplo be like:
Create title for cheaper so people accept subjugation for less, and they won’t revolt because of diplo.
Free land, cheap titles, and no risk of land loss.
I enjoyed watching this video. It was helpful. I like Crusader kings 3. Diplomacy Is yummy.
Voll gut
11:49 Fan fiction writers be like
best part about the video is seeing Danmark belong to Svearike.
as it should
are you going to start as jarl haesteinn for the martial game, becuase he has one of the highest martial for the time, about equal to the husband of the woman you start as for the 'mother of us all' achievment, except haesteinn is a fudal viking and more interesting.
This video made me realize how good diplomacy is
Please play the Robertien ^^ and create the capetien dynastie
Rewatching this video just for the hilarious event chain at 6:00
Hope this really really helps out!
Ivar keeps declaring war on me for Uppland xc
wow when said "click the like button" it lit up in rainbow colors. this must be some new ai thing since that wasnt a feature when this vid was uploaded
Vey good
It really is infuriatingly idiotic that Paradox still thinks that being across the ocean is "distant".
Cool
Before alol I used was martial then Intrige but diplomacy absolutely destroys everyone else
*sways the algorithm*
hmmm... when I play this today, just one month after you played the same strategy to take the coast, the base reluctance was 50 instead of 45 and the True Ruler perk only gave +20. have this been nerfed recently or am I doing something wrong? some rulers get to just 3 even with 100 relations and all of the diplomacy trees picked.
yea the bastards have nerfed it. cant have shit in ck3
here's comment for our algorithm overlord
EU:
"Write that down right that down!"
Koifish
Watching you choose Drastic Measures with the physician every time makes me cringe 😂 I have literally never taken that option
He wants more mechanoids is why.
A good physician can cure the Black Death with drastic measures. But for curing normal illnesses? I doubt you even need a doctor.
12:04 World of Tank land 😈
Yeah yeah, diplo stronk and all, but can we talk about that Italian Saxony first...?
"Peaceful" :)
guys.. i have question..
if you are go into diplomacy and got 2 empire.
can i just go with elective succession for empire while everyone love me?
and add more empire and absorb more?
woooooooooooooo
''I will drink from you Skull''
cool
Bro this man could make narrarating a potatos life amusing 😂