BARGAIN BINGE (A Random TERRIBLE Movie Review)
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This new series is a bit of an experiment! I wanted to add a random element to my videos to shake things up. Lemme know what you all think in the comments!
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New series! Wanted to try something different and add more randomness to my videos! Lemme know what you all think
Zhu zhu pets were part of my child hood
Hell yeah! Love your content man.
Congratulations on one million subs man
i love it
Saberspark I love this fricking new series
Man, I hate being ugly and deformed. I guess I'll just... not be
Just be handsome smh
🎶Do you believe in magic?🎶
@@istolethispfpfromreddit OOF 😂
"Ohmygod no don't be ugly you're too sexy haha ;))"
666 likes... hmmmm
Book: Quasi and Esmeralda died
Disney: Quasi gets accepted and Esmeralda gets married
Rip-off: Quasi gets handsome
Wait......Quasi and Esmeralda do WHAT IN THE BOOK
jams Yup. Esmeralda was killed in the book, and Quasimodo stayed by her corpse until he starved to death.
oh jesus
@@5Geass Yeah, the original story was even darker than the movie.
@@pundertalefan4391 Ahhhh I knew that it was but like I didn't think they both died omg. I've been wanting to read the actual book for awhile now...
The Slightly Bent-Over Guy of Notre Dame.
The sound I made wasn’t human
*cackle-snort*
U N D E R A T E D C O M M E N T
Kinky
That sounds like the prison rape edition
“Anything that breaks the law is illegal!”
“That left arm is not a right arm”
“People die when they are killed”
“Lunchtime is for lunch”
“To kill the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies”
"Every 60 seconds a minute passes"
"Hmmm, yes, this floor is made of floor"
"One who knows nothing, can understand nothing"
how could you forget
"is this a pigeon?"
not avaliable that’s the opposite of the point here
"oOoh this chicken rEAlly FLiEs"
I eat dinner at lunchtime
"They call me a furry but they like the furry stuff!"
Shots fired!
I ask the detractors: where's the lie?
I’m not tho
Who said furry= Bad
James Cooper touché!
Dude got a point
Bruh, ripoff Quasimodo looks like shaggy with scoliosis.
Nah he looks like a buff shaggy
@@lcameeno1 *It's hard to argue with your assessment.*
@@lcameeno1 buff emo shaggy
Zoinks
@@lcameeno1 Isn't that his regular state?
In the original book, Phoebus believes that Esmerelda tried to kill him and ends up marrying someone he hates, Esmerelda gets hanged, Frollo gets pushed off the top of Notre Dame by Quasimodo, and Quasimodo, after discovering that he accidentally betrayed Esmerelda to her death, crawls into the mass grave where her body was thrown and dies there. It's pretty metal.
Yeah, I don't remember anything about the original hunchback story other than the end.
Frollo actually cared for quasimodo too in the book.
Frollo name him his name not for his deformity but from a sarcedote
A'd then esmeralda came and frollo developed the sin of lust
Didnt someone also die from disease?
Saber spark: “Disney lost the lawsuit”
Everyone: 👁-👁 U-U 👁-👁.....
Sorry but I not surprised.
Disney after: Guess I'll die.
If Disney won, this disaster wouldn’t exist
Disney sometimes forgets that public domain is a thing
The lawsuit was mostly about the covers of the movies. Golden films had a lawsuit before this one that involved their misleading covers and had to put their Golden films logo on the cover. When Disney sued again, they lost since the film was clearly marked as Golden films verison.
"they call me a furry but they like the furry stuff" WE'VE BEEN CALLED OUT
*oh no*
*visible nervous sweating*
Notice how nobody denies it, either.
Pls eat me
It's called deflection. He's blaming us for his fetish.
"My fans call me a furry but then they like the furry stuff"
Whoops, call-out 😂
Im
Im
Logan . PIGGY Sluder why did you comment twice
Caleb Donaldson it’s a glitch I think, it’s happened to me before
thezapgamer thank you that what happen
Saberspark: "A new animated series!"
Also Saberspark: *Never makes it again*
He inadvertently chose a cartoon so awful it basically broke him and turned him away from doing another installment of this.
Saber: makes a new series
Also saber: doesnt touch it for months
This film was so bad it broke him. That’s why we never had another episode of this series. Because this killed it right then and there.
It’s been a year and he still hasn’t done another one
Still hasn’t
still hasn't
I made a comment a few months ago saying "where is Bargain Binge saber" or something like that and saber replied saying "Got one planned for January!"
Yeah bud.
You sure do.
"my channel calls me a furry" he sounds like he feels so betrayed
Probably cus he is
Cloudinthehead 02 he cannot hide the truth from us no longer
We're the ones who watch the stuff.
_Face it, YOU ARE the furries._
@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 As he said, "They call me a furry, but they like the furry stuff."
No furrry like a saberspark scorned.
WHY DOES THE HUNCHBACK GO FROM LOOKING LIKE SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO AND THEN TURN INTO ERIC FROM LITTLE MERMAID
WHAAAAAAAA!?
They wanted someone who uses 1% of his maximum power to get views my dude.
Quasimodo the shapeshifter
What bugged me was the scene in the jail cell where Melody magically removes the bars from the window and they all dance. Instead of, you know, escaping.
I saw that too and scrolled down to see if anyone commented on it XD
Sings in Disney: "Nobody else looks like the child of Captain Hook and Gaston" 5:25
No one has a mustache and bulging muscles, quite like the Captain Gaston (also in song form)
@@CzarToonz He’s know what’s against the the law is illegal (my what guy that Captain Gaston)!
Why they rip off this movie
Why did I try to sing that?
"I dont know how the book ends"
Esmeralda: [hanged]
Phoebus: [married to another woman]
Frollo: [Quasimodo threw him from the bell tower]
Quasi: [Died while hugging Esmeralda's dead body]
what a nice story, just for kids :)
@@SamOty-pb2dp absolutely
@@MKRhaenerya
Hmmm I think I like the one where Quasi grows angel wings more
Also Clopin and the Court of Miracles died or got arrested trying to rescue Esmeralda.
OnO
The goat survives tho
For those who want to know the end of the book:
Esmeralda is hanged, and Quasimodo, in his grief and despair, pushes Frollo from the cathedral tower. The novel ends many years later, when two skeletons-that of a hunchback and that of a woman-are found embracing in Esmeralda's tomb.
Damn
Hugo didnt fuck around
Also, she was 14.
Yup. And in the book, Phoebus was an asshole who broke Esmeralda's heart and sold her out to Frollo. And she wasn't even a gypsy! She was a "proper white christian girl" raised by gypsies, and that was meant to be the tragedy, that the girl would die even though she wasn't even a member of the group she was being punished for being. And Quasimodo tried to force himself on her. That scene where he has her in his belfry? Yeah, that wasn't consensual in the book.
The story is nine kinds of fucked up. It's racist, sexist, and everybody dies in the end. 🤷♀️
Wobbles and Bean yikes....
Hunchback of Notre Dame (book) ends with Esmeralda being put to death for the murder of Captain Phoebus, who actually wasn't dead and who was attacked by Frollo, Quasimodo then proceeded to pick up Archdeacon Frollo and throw him off Notre Dame and exclaim "There is all I've ever loved." Quasimodo then crawls into Esmeralda's grave and lays with her corpse until he eventually dies of starvation, the book ends several years later where two skeletons are unearthed, one a very unusual looking skeleton with a hunchback embracing another skeleton, and when they're pulled apart they immediately crumple to dust.
Saber: “and the cello.... stick...?
Me, a cellist: **screams in orchestra**
I’m a violin player but
*ITS NOT A STICK ITS A BOW >:(*
Violist here. Likewise
S T I C K
@@queenblister7845 *reading that comment, realise that in French, it is called "Archet" and that looking in that word it literally mean "small bow"*.
*Mind blown!*
The modern kid in the beginning confirms that the whole film takes place in a renaissance fair
Then maybe this entire film is actually just an animated version of a play that the local elementary school decided to put on.
"It was all a dream."
Time traveler
That explains the random switching between day and night
Then are we to assume it's a ren-actment?
*sees a dvd with a bunch of hamsters on it*
“Ew, why is it sticky?”
*OH NO*
I call it
Cellulose
Uranium
Mebelum
C.U.M.
*NOOOOOO*
@@keyboardcorrector2340
*Y E S*
I get the feeling it wasn't sticky when Saber bought it
@@voltmaster5005 Canada, USA, Mexico
He didn't actually put the movie he was reviewing in the title, and he hasn't done one of these in over a year despite having plenty of options. We'd love to see more!
6:45 Not that it really matters, but while the setting of the opera "Carmen" is indeed in Spain, the composer of the opera, Bizet, was French. In fact, the opera itself is in French, depite the setting being in Spain.
Glad someone else addressed this :)
I was looking for this comment
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T R A S H M A N
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear joe
@@AxxLAfriku fuck off, AxxL.
Angeline bejaran Yeah that’s right, fuck off!
Saberspark: "I'm not a furry"
Also Saberspark: (holds ZhuZhuPets) "Why is it all sticky"
cmm07r
It must be covered in hot man bazoka juice
the next victims of the jar
Kane the anime king
Best line from AVGN ever
The chalice 😳
@@perakip PLEASE DON'T
"Anything that breaks the law is against the law."
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.
Legend has it that we'll be waiting for the next bargain binge until we die
Spanish Gaston: “Everything against the law is illegal!”
Hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor
And water is wet
no one makes redundant statements like gaston
jp100780 and wood is made out of wood
i use redundancies in all of my EXTRAPOLATING
When you fall you drop
"I Should review more Furry characters "
- Saberspark
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
suprisingly this one isn't
Furry is love, furry is life
He's not wrong...
is he?
Computers4Ever1994, dude felidae is fucking traumatizing!
"Anything against the law is illegal."
- John-hook-Gaston-frollo
"There will never be another Bargain Binge"
Well
"Anything that breaks the law is against the law"
hmm yes the floor here is made of floor
_LAW IS LAW_
This car looks like a car to me- *AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A LARGE AUDIOMOBILE*
People die when they are killed.
“The enemy wouldn’t stop attacking not till they won” Actual 4kids dub
“People get stabbed when they get stabbed”
Morale of the story: If you are ugly and deformed, just stop being ugly and deformed. Once you've become beautiful people will accept you.
That is totally awful, just awful, Disney had the chance to stop them once and for all, but no, they continue, i worry for some kid, to be exposed to this shit and learn the wrong lesson. Jesus Christ, help us all!
Santiago Torres
I dunno either
@@lyzder7298 Making lawsuits against them maybe?
Wait, is that what I’ve been doing wrong? Dammit!
@@lyzder7298 In the video it somewhere says that Disney filed a lawsuit against them. But they lost because the Hunchback of Notre Dame isn't Disney property.
I know what the "Quasi turns handsome" thing is... ugh.
It's mimicking the end of Beauty and the Beast, but without explaining there's a curse. Yeah, I'm like 99% sure that's what they were going for, but forgot to explain it.
Also, I'd feel bad about myself, probably, if I were hired to write one of these things, but....
Quasi's half brother being attractive & respected around town while he has to hide in a tower could be the crux of Quasi's story. Melodi being born with the ability to literally create life might be something Gaston rip off wants to take advantage of to maybe idk, take over Paris with an army of statues or something. This all brings Quasi in conflict with his brother while having to protect Melodi from being used as a weapon. Boom. More interesting movie.
I love this series, there should definately be more bargain binges in the future
_Saberspark: “Let’s review some bad movies-“_
_Films: S u c k s -_
_Saberspark: “... Time to break out the alcohol.”_
Halli Kellemeyer •ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ ɢᴀʟ•
Me: Saberspark I agree with you
Therapist: "What is the problem that you're facing?"
Me: "This" *shows the movie*
Therapist: "Ima go and get a noose i mean talk to the psychiatrist"
A few minutes later
Me: "Where's the therapist?"
Psychiatrist: "um..." *the therapist hung himself*
Me: "Ok so you got any anti depression pills or some way to make me less suicidal or something to erase the movie out of my head?"
Psychiatrist: "Here" *gives me a gun* "just in case if the gun won't work or you have no bullets." *gives pills so i could kill myself* "if the pills won't work so..." *gives noose* "only use one of these once and i'm sure it would work."
“I proudly introduce my new series!”
Less than a minute later
“Why am I doing this? Who made me do this?
Anything for views man
Welcome to CZcams
Why are we here.... Just to suffer
DO you think that... That god stays in heaven because he too was afraid of what he has created?
10:28 this movie is so bad it doesn’t deserve Kingdom Hearts music.
Omg
Especially from KHII. Especially Sanctuary.
2:29 I mean if there's one thing Disney doesn't need it's more control. Anytime Disney loses a court case is a win in my book
saberspark: dies in the inside
38K people: intresting
* doesn't like the video or leave a comment *
interesting*
Wait...when she's in jail during that song number, she literally turned the window bars alive which gave her enough room to climb out said window.
I came here for this comment 😂😭 Its so confusing !!! Its like she actually waits... for the story to happen haha
@@mhynhuie588 Hah glad I wasn't the only one. I mean the whole movie is wtf, but that one thing kinda jumped out for me for some reason.
Could have been more interesting if she escaped. But who am I kidding, that would take longer to make. And result in an even longer 'movie'.
When she brings them to life, it looks like there are two layers of bars because one set was painted into the background layer but then another set were animated on top of them. And then, when it zooms out while she's singing, there are none. But I like to imagine it wasn't real anyway, and was instead the ergotism kicking in.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Yeah I figure maybe she doesn't even have magic, she's just so fucking high on drugs that she's imagining all those inanimate objects are alive.
Carmen takes place in Spain but is sung in French so it is just as confusing as the character of Jean-Claude, and fits perfectly for him
Saber: says this will be new series
“Posted 1 year ago”
“He’s so ugly he has bad posture and covers his face with his hair”
Me: so basically Quasimodo is an emo teenager?
He actually does just look like an emo teenager in this movie pft
Diva from Musical Hell said the same thing!
Now am just imagining quasimodo having emo hair and how it actually see in that it actual fit.
I guess I'm quasimodo
*oh no*
No one rips off films like Gaston,
Grows a pencil mustache like Gaston,
Is Spanish and French like Gaston,
Walks down the street playing Carmen like Gaston,
No one drives Saberspark mad like Gaston!
Ronin 6 this is far too underrated
@@thamyris8953 Thanks :D I'm glad you got some enjoyment out of it :)
Aww I love some comment wholesomeness 😊 ps. That comment was hilarious
16:46 Her hand was glitching lmao. It’s like they wanted her hand to reach out to his shoulder at a certain point but changed their minds, and they didn’t bother leaving it out of the movie 🤷♀️.
I want another episode of bargain binge saber! Over a year my dude, do more of this stuff :D
"Why is the cover sticky"? You ZhuZhu furry man.
The Zany Nebula
Your pfp makes the comment even better
I scrolled down to comment section just to see if someone commented on that.
Found my answer.
Apple juice spilled on it? It happens.
@@healerofthewaters6508 it was actually in the trash
Am I the only one who watched and loved the Quest of ZhuZhu
Boss: "We're ripping off Hunchback of Notre Dame!"
Writers: "But sir, that movie isn't out yet."
Boss: (Pulls out a VHS of Beauty and the Beast.)
Just use 50% of the plot on this VHS, 30% from this poster, and the rest can be whatever you think of on the crapper, also make sure it has some sort of flashback scene.
Ohhhhh
This is an old post, but you can't really rip off something that was never yours. Disney doesn't really DO original films, they're all folklore, Brothers Grimm or Fairy Tale retellings for kids.
@@Maniacman2030 That wasn't really the point. Almost all jokes fall apart under intense scrutiny; it's best to grain of salt it.
Can't wait for episode 2! Even though it's been a year and there's still no episode 2 I'm still looking forward to it!
Am I the only one who is sad that we haven’t gotten another one of these?
same...
Saberspark: “a cello with a cello stick”
Me who is a cellist: dies inside
I think that's supposed to be a viola, too.
me who is also a cellist: 👊😔
Well, of course it’s a viola- it’s a knockoff violin for a knockoff movie!
As a viola player a part of me died
Why dos that sound oddly sexual?
“Doing anything against the law is illegal!”
Hmmm yes, this floor is made of floor
every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.
If you breathe you’ll live longer
@@elizabethmarcum6427 I didnt know that thanks for the tip bro
The first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club.
If you walk you are moving
Oh my God the Zhu Zhu Pets movie took me back I almost thought it wasn’t real but all I had to do was watch this video, God my 2010’s childhood was a art piece fever dream..
Ahhh good ol Golden films. They were the plague in the 90s-2000s. I actually remember my 2nd grade teacher put on their version of The Prince and The Pauper. I got checked out for a doctor's appointment halfway and I'm still grateful to this day. (And for some reason living inanimate objects were a reoccurring theme in their movies. They serve no purpose but.... here they are. )
There are three types of movies Saber likes to subject himself to:
-Furry movies
-Uncanny valley movies
-The Disney at home
Well he enjoys the furry movies
gggghhhhheeee *loves the furry movies
Apparently he enjoys the furry movies a little too much, if the state of that dvd case is any indication. Dude! Clean up when you’re done!
@@gamemasternintendoo Reminds me of that Lionmon skit from Digimon Abridged
“I think a fifth grader could write a better story.”
*cries in elementary school composition notebooks*
You know what, I’ll accept that challenge-
PaxFloof TRUE DOE-
This is hilarious 🤣 and I love how quasi turns into brunette generic prince Eric
Golden Films: Yoink!
Disney: Yoink?
"The Badly-Postured Handsome Man of Notre Dame"
Are we just going to ignore the part where she makes her prison bars come to life for the music, thus turning the now open window into a possible route of escape from her cell yet decides to stand around and sing anyway?
These characters lack brain cells, it seems.
I was hoping someone would point this out 😂
Ikr
Lets not forget before the bars start dancing they are still there
Tbf, she’s probably in a high tower, but like...she couldn’t create a rope or ladder or something?....
"Who wants to watch zhu zhu pets:quest for zhu"
"ME:
We need more episodes of this
I just realized, for the story they pretty much attempted to copy beauty and the beast but with the hunchback of notre dame.
-Litterly copied the villain
-Talking objects
-Kiss that turns the ugly to handsome
Yeah, same with Melody, looks like they mashed Belle in her ball gown with Esmeralda. Why rip off one movie when You can rip off *two*.
I'll tell you what happened with this movie, its a rip off of Beauty and the Beast, but set to the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It explains Gaston, the talking instruments (like the talking dishes, etc) and why Quasimodo changes back to 'normal' at the end. They ripped two disney movies in one movie!
Goldenfilms also made Beauty and the beast. It's also pretty bad.
... That's actually pretty fucking impressive.
I'm not even mad, lol.
@R. V. Datmir Neither did well meaning grand parents lol 'oh that's that movie the kids are all crazy over' But its actually this.
Don't forget that they made the hunchback (original form) look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo, so it kind of rips that off as well.
That kinda explains why the knockoff Esmerelda is p damn white compared to the disney version
Really wish he'd make another one of these
The Sanctuary part kills me everytime
Not-Gaston™: "Anything that breaks the law is against the law"
*Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*
Full of ecstasy and fire
79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs
Hmm yes the floor here seems to be made out of floor
Obviously you do not live in Africa, as far as we know 6 seconds pass for every minute! Teacher do not lie, right?
Every 24 hours, a day passes. Together, we can stop this.
Writer: “I know we want to get our Hunchback rip-off out before Disney’s version, but that means we can’t completely copy them!”
Producer: “Eh, just fill in the script with some Beauty and the Beast.”
We filled in the missing dino DNA with frog DNA...
I was thinking this exactly. Jean Claude is basically Gaston in a mustache, Melody is Belle in a yellow dress, and there are talking sentient objects who follow the heroine around. It could only be more obvious if 3 of the objects were a candelabra, a clock, and a teapot.
@@Larper64 : Also, Quasimodo goes from a "beast" form (hunchback) to a handsome form and end up marrying the Other Female Main Character.
@@pauljones3017
Also Jean Claude has a small toadying lackey.
13:12 She literally had the chance to escape.
Lol
Everyone in this movie are literal cabbages.
*ZHU ZHU PETS WAS LITERALLY METH FOR ME WHEN I WAS 6*
At this point, I can't tell if Saber is a closeted furry, not a furry, ironically a closeted furry, post-ironically a closeted furry, or post-ironically a closeted not-furry.
or post-post-ironically a closeted furry-maybe-not-probably.
YOOOOO WAS THAT A FACE REVEAL NOT IN A FURSUIT
Yes.
I think he's coming to the realization that his subscribers are probably furries and just pandering to them.
He's a brony
Ur profile picture actually Rick rolled me whyyyyy?
He's shockingly attractive
Spanish Gaston is officially the lovechild of Captain Hook and Gaston who decided to live in Mexico
Ahh yes, my fanfic finally came true
@@o_o5210 Oh my God 😂
Ah yes
chale
Uh, you mean Spain?
I actually had a bit of golden films stuff as a kid. I had Aladin and Snow White. I remember that rollercoaster intro so vividly. I remember that they changed the weirdest of plot points. For example, snow white, instead of an old lady giving her an apple, it was a little girl selling combs. SHE USED AND WORE A MAGIC COMB
I love the fact that the first episode of the series is also the last.
Saberspark: Shoots himself and ends his misery
Also Saberspark: Nearly forgot about his sponsor so resurrects outta the blue defying logic without an explanation how he did that. Just like a badly animated story
By the power of the editors. Obviously...
So by the power of himself then?
Then cut back to him being dead again.
1:18 aye WOHLLY MOCKA, PLEASE STOP, SSTTOOPP WITH THE FURRY STUFF! WE ONLY WATCH YOUR CHANNEL FOR FUNNY BAD MOVIE REVIEWS AND INSIGHTFUL NORMAL MOVIE REVIEWS. I didn't rewrite the nuttiest nutcracker because you reviewed school girl Chica.
P.S.: WHY DO FURRYS EXIST!?!?!?!?!?!?!
P.S.2.: 2:05 YES, HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
P.S.3.: 5:04 THERE IT IS, SASKOOACH. GET IT!
P.S.4.: 25:17 Your gonna tell me Hell is cold? o.0
@@jjj9640 to answer the question about why Furries exist: Because some people like different things, Because some people hate humans and because fuck it YOLO
"who wants to watch zhu zhu pets: quest for zhu?"
9-year-old me: i do
☺️ Awwww
Zhu Zhu Pets were a massive part of my life when I was like.... 5-9 years old or so. I would have loved to watch a movie about them
@@exist4046 i never saw the movie, but I loved Zhu Zhus as a kid. I had one of those tunnel things that I put my Zhu Zhu pets in. Which lead to me owning three guinea pigs (not all at once) which was super fun
i loved that movie when i was really little :)
i still wanna
It just occurred to me (ages since I've dealt with this in music class)-Carmen is actually in French and written by a French guy, but *about* Spaniards. Still probably not the best choice for Hunchback, though...
Ratatoing is incredible, Danny Gonzales commentated one it and I’d love to see your take!
"Who wants to watch Zhuzhu pets: quest for zhu?!?"
5 year old me: *proceed to watch the shit out of that movie for a whole year*
Delanie Kalwasinski I also watched that movie so many times and I remember that the snake lady scared the shit out of me
Im so sorry
Delanie Kalwasinski (._. )
I didn't know about the movie but the toys were shit
@@ilikebutter1969 I think you mean that the toys were THE shit. They were super popular at my school. I think I owned about six of them.
This movie is like a crazy fanfic.
Quazi: *becomes handsome for some reason*
Not Esmeralda: wow were getting married like right now!
Bootleg Esmeralda
@@denises9120 Bootleg Esmeralda that also kinda looks like Belle and Princess Daisy.
I guess you can't drop a hot potato. Lol
Can i say the n-word?
*if there's an anti-furry*
Wouldn't be the first time. Furry Noah's Ark has got to be somewhere in the darkest bowls of Deviant Art.
Ratatoing is a cinematic masterpiece, how dare you call it terrible.
I HATE the fact that this movie was among my childhood movies I've had, I CANNOT remember watching it but that cover will forever be engraved into my memory
It’s literally “we have Disney movies at home”
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sanzhilavanza nabila YES! YES! YES! YES!
@Aaron Landry Y E S!!!!
there are too many jojo references down there..
Disney movies at home:
Saberspark: "I'm ugly."
Actually see Saberspark at the end of the video: O.O Boy why you lying?
+freymay
He looks like Daniel fucking Bruhl!
@@matthewmoran5297
Brühl*
Yeah he's kinda hot not gonna lie
RIGHT?
Cuz he lion
12:39 saberspark’s laugh is so cute 🥺
and then he never did a bargain binge again.
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that “Melody” slapped the living tambourine with a face against her a** at 15:45?
Dark Side a tambourine got more ass then me.
ThiccDuck o o f
Bruh :v
Dark Side fan service
Right! So weird. I was thinking that too. I even think the face was disturbed on the living thing
There's another ripoff where Spoilers:
Quasimodo grows angel wings.
Yuki_100 oh yeah😅
What is it tell me!
It’s called The Secret of the Hunchback.
Phelous is the master of bad Hunchback movie reviews.
How sad is it that *the Dingo Pictures* Hunchback is the most accurate to the book, out of all Hunchback movies, *INCLUDING DISNEY?*
Victor Hugo's ghost while watching this: "Look how the massacared my boy"
"You did that yourself at the end of your own novel!"
That transformation from hunch-back to "normal" was fucking hilarious
20:38 Esmerelda is hanged while Frollo watches from the cathedral. He laughs and Quasimodo witnesses it, and pushes him off the building. He finds Esmerelda's body in a mass grave and cuddles up beside it, and later, some people find a deformed skeleton locked in with a perfect one. When they pull the skeletons apart, the deformed skeleton crumbles.
Meanwhile, Phoebus, who just wanted to hit it and quit it, winds up in an unhappy marriage.
And Pierre of course saved Djali but not Esmeralda.
I love how Quasimodo's hair even morphs into a new hairstyle when he moves his hands away from his face.
They probably didn't even know that The Hunchback of Notre Dame was a book in the first place considering how practically nothing from the book appears in this movie.
4:22 Damnit Sabre, I want to watch your content, but I can never make it past this point in the video because it immediately makes me want to listen to the Hunchback OST!
After seeing this (and the Dingo video) I would love to see you and Phelous do a crossover or something!
I am extremely offended by the fact that you didn't point out how Quasi in this rip-off looks like a muscular Shaggy.
shaggy?
Ultra instinct Shaggy.
You mean his cousin
Stolen comment but go off I guess
Haha I can definitely see that.
"This video is sponsored by ra-"
*vietnam flashbacks*
"-ycon"
Oh thank god
rAid sHaDoW lEgEndS
-FOOT MOUSE!
14:02 I think I heard “Oh, what the hell!”