A Rum Roast Battle Between Nations | Alternatino With Arturo Castro
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- So many different nations. So much rum to try. 😌
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Guatemala representative with those come backs 😭😭🤣🤣
As a Mexican spokesman I would like to raise the Point of Salma Hayek. As well as adding the Divine Bliss that is Tequila.
I’m Chapin and i agree, Salma is hotter than rihanna❤❤❤
Let the record show that you only made tequila because your Rum sucks..
@@elaith80Hear hear ☝️
Yep, the ultimate milf
@@elaith80Rihanna is like what Salma would p1ss out after drinking Nicaraguan rum 🤷🏻
I think the whole world can side with Barbados in this summit
The Birthplace of Rihanna
Point of order! I would like the record to show that our great nation *_did_* give birth to someone half as hot as Rihanna, and we only bring it up some of the time.
What? -Rihanna- is like what exits one's body after drinking Nicaraguan rum..
Edited out of respect to @shiv421cobra 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@izhamsham843 YOU TAKE THAT BACK DELEGATE OF PALESTINE (I STAND WITH YOU EXCEPT ON THIS MATTER)
@@shiv421kobra I apologise profusely.. as you stand by the people of Palestine, I take back what I said & praise you for everything!
🇲🇾❤️🇵🇸
The captions are hilarious!
"on behalf of the watermelon people"
I must admit, as a non native english speaker, I do hear it as watermelon people at first and was left in questions
Wait, is it not watermelon?
@@hanantiayu5176 It’s “Guatemalan people”. 😂
Watermelon people taste like strawberries on a summer evenin
This one was hilarious. Such a shame this show only has one season out. While not quite yet at the level of Key and Peele, Alternatino is pretty good in its own way
this is going to be a classic
As a Jamaican... Where TF is Jamaica in this?? Best Rum!!!
I always heard that Jamaica made the best Rum.
Wray and Nephew mad af watching this.
Hold up 🤣 Haiti has the best rum that’s irrefutable
Whoever is the best in the world in a thing does not spend time arguing it's the best.
I agree with the Barbados representative...strongly agree
Costa Rica is known for many things but not for rum! 🤣We have guaro de caña, but for rum we drink anything but Costa Rican rum. I thought it was hilarious to hear about Costa Rican rum.
Que está diciendo !!!! El Centenario es delicioso y se da de pichazos con muchos !
Claro nada como un Zacapa la verdad
I just loved the “we all have volcanos 🙄” response to Costa Rica. 😂
@@kazarjar6329 si claro pero Centenario Real Centenario 30 Años, pero no el corriente. Los que he probado de clase mundial: Diplomático (VEN), Don Papa (PHIL) Pampero (VEN), Zacapa 23 Soleta (GUA) y
The secretary😂😂😂😂😅
I think we have the best RUM in Czech Republic. It is made from potatoes and it was always called "rum" until European Union forbid it nad let us call it only as "Tuzemák" ("This-nation-drink" basically in our language).
And yes, it is worse than piss. :D
In our great country of slovakia we had a similiar problem, now our rum is called simply "um" which is loosely also translated as "smart" meaning we outsmarted those Brussel EU devils
its cuban rum and ill die on this hill
Puerto Rico
Finito
@@fjb4932not puerto rico, especially when you have appropriated much of the Cuban culture, from its music to its rum. You’ve also appropriated part of Dominican culture, as well as US culture. On that last one, one can understand considering the US owns you so yeah…
That's the most Jamaican sounding Barbadian I've ever heard...
- You guys cannot distinguish between us Latin Americans, really? Racist much?
- Ok then, smartpants. Who is the Jamaican and who is the Barbadian of those two?
- *nervous Latin American giggles*
Yep, now Im gonna take a nice, long.. nicaraguan rum
Cuba has Bacardi, Havana Club, and Matusalén to name a few. Just like our cigars, our rum is easily top 3. Also, it’s funny how they just stopped bleeping the curse words at the end 🤣🤣
As an European and someone who has access to Cuban rum, I have to agree that you guys have the best rum. 😅
that is an awesome abservation lol 😁😂😂😂
Bacardi brings back bad memories. I mean, the ones it didn't make me lose.
I am from Central Asia and quite enjoyed this summit of Latin American countries. The best Rum is made in Latin America, so why to quarrel? :) this is our Central Asian perspective from accross the world.
you've just shown that you don't recognize their countries one from another.
Kinda dope hermano that’s actually based asf
Let's put some coffee in it too...that would be legendary too
If you add coffe to this, then you have to bring Brazil to the discussion.
If you bring coffee to that discussion you might as well declare war 🤣🤣🤣
Underrated episode.
Esto fue genial 😅 muy bien escrita esta comedia . Lo de los volcanes me mato 😂
Why is this posted on Comedy Central Asia?
These are Latin America and Caribbean countries
I absolutely love howVenezuela perks up when the claim is made.
This is the best ever, every time I visit a country I buy their signature alcohol or coffees
🇧🇿 flag represented y'all forgetting about Belizean Rum some of the best!
Yes but was there a Belizean delegate? For the entire skit I was wondering why the Ecuadorian delegate had a Belizean flag behind him...
Mr. Secretary has the best punchline.
Well that got heated fast...
Haaaa new fave
I am very much interested to read the draft of final versions of the meeting's summary record 😂
*Draft or final
Arturo was so hungry after this sketch that he had a big dish of Mate El Americano.
Classic sketch
That's why Brazil is so diplomatically effective. We end every summit toasting with the world's best cachaça so there is no rum for dissent.
Barbados 🇧🇧 went for it..
Let's be frank, Barbados only got there because of their real representative.
I've actually tried the local rums in every country that was in that meeting. Plus a few others. And the Guatemalan is the best one.
Have you tried Dominican Republic yet?
Is the Nicaraguan rum actually like hot piss?
@@JosueRodriguez08 Yes i tried.. its great! One of the best!
Good one. I hope you make some subtitles if you could.
😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
The stenographer is my favorite part
Hilarious 😂😂😂
Fillipino 80proof tanduay rhum is the best
Jamaican Rum!
Just a normal meeting then.
"On behalf of the watermelon people"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PR rum fire tho
Ron Zacapa Centenario.
As the delegate from Paraguay, I declare war on all the nations present here (again).
😂😂
Big maann, I cant believe de men got Bim (nickname fuh Barbados by de locals) in dis sketch.
Rum born in Bim, so alluh dem is imposters 🤣
De Bajan representative hit some right Bajan notes on some words but only tuh a real Bajan, ya ca tell dat he is a Trini.
So if ya ca get a Bajan next time, please do, we wa like some real representation.
If you can understand what I wrote above , then congrats 😁
Where was Cuba? They didn't even get a seat at the table.
Check out saint Vincent and the grenadines RUM
Rum Zacapa the best in the world!!!
This is a great skit lol. But Guyana has the best Rum as boted by the world many times over. El Dorado rum.
Rihanna is always a good point 😅
Costa Rica 🇨🇷
🇬🇹
How come this have so less view
Actually the best rum 🍹 in the Caribbean is from Jamaica 🇯🇲 which is not represented.
is not from Jamaica, I can tell you that.
Cuba is winning this discussion by a couple miles
All the representatives of Spanish speaking countries of Latin America spoke English among themselves?
Barbados was there.
Just what I was thinking
Yes, both English and Spanish actually you can find clips of both the CELAC and the OEA the languages spoken are both English and Spanish. Portuguese mostly or rather only when Brazil does an intervention
Barbados for the win
I think puerto rico has the best ! Barcardi baby!
Don't forget your Asian cousin, Philippines. Filipino Rum is the best in the world. Tanduay is the best rum.
Ooof. I love you Costa Rica but cacique is ROUGH
Where’s Mexico?
Now let’s get serious…. This was fuc…g funny but the Best rum in the world is the Guatemalan one👌
Tbh I didn't even know central or south america had their own rum.
Alternatino taking credit for the video, thats bad. This is a real video, made public. This exact video was recorded during the annual meeting of Latin American nations a few years ago, although it has been trimmed. They all had some Indian rum called 'Old Monk' during and after the session.
Hell, they had it in every fukkn session.
"fuck your climate change. i love climate change. i dont want to be cold."
Why they are talking in english if they all speak spanish XD
The best third world competitions 🤣🤣
This is what happens when you don’t have an actual national spirit like France, Mexico and Japan,
Canceling this show was one of CC its biggest Ls
Well that got heated fast...