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  • čas přidán 11. 05. 2021
  • Think you've been in a bad relationship? They're nothing compared to these.
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Komentáře • 133

  • @beyond_the_tequila_rift3194

    "Yeah....I'm down to haunt you and all, but in a non-exclusive way..." 💀💀💀

  • @UkeDoggie
    @UkeDoggie Před rokem +208

    “My goal is to find Carlos and Gina a house so nice, that they won’t realize that it’s their prison”.
    Damn, comedy writing at its best!

  • @youyoua988
    @youyoua988 Před 3 lety +264

    And you’re like oh but do I want to die alone ? So you’re like, sure, this - our reality is horrible

  • @glowgirl8171
    @glowgirl8171 Před 2 lety +49

    "...But do I want to die alone? And the answer is 'no' so, this."

  • @sairen5121
    @sairen5121 Před 3 lety +469

    I aspire to be a dedicated non-committal husband like this guy.

    • @TheAutumnWind_RN4L
      @TheAutumnWind_RN4L Před rokem +3

      Lol, yep. But he's an example of what happens when your child never learns to use his inner voice.

    • @angel-ke9vs
      @angel-ke9vs Před rokem +3

      Not even death could do them part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @izhamsham843
      @izhamsham843 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Weeeeeell, I don't think you should use a label like husband, you know.. it might give off vibes to whomever you're hanging around with more than usual that you're perhaps more interested than you really are..

  • @Anissa.Mayabeh
    @Anissa.Mayabeh Před rokem +34

    The last part I CAN BE OUT HERE ANY MOMENT 😂 he passed out

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now Před rokem +4

      He died, as in passed out permanently.

  • @alexcorda4271
    @alexcorda4271 Před 3 lety +310

    I love how the didn't even take the efforts for a photoshoot and go with editing.

    • @mystic18
      @mystic18 Před 2 lety +17

      it kinda reflects how little they care about their relationship 🤣

  • @GeorgeZaharia
    @GeorgeZaharia Před 2 lety +64

    tiny little kisses and then she had PTSD flashbacks triggered from the window cleaner lmao i died ... honestly tho... i want to see that movie now hahaha "50 shades of tiny little kisses'"

  • @sumaiyatahsin4707
    @sumaiyatahsin4707 Před 3 lety +188

    Wtf why is this so underrated!
    It's one of the best ones 🔴

    • @s3treadygo527
      @s3treadygo527 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s good I just found this about 30 mins ago and I’m afflicted

    • @jackbotman
      @jackbotman Před 2 lety +2

      Denial perhaps :/

  • @Twon808
    @Twon808 Před rokem +40

    The non committing husband was the funniest

  • @lizardchild2004
    @lizardchild2004 Před 10 měsíci +13

    As someone who has transcribed thousands of home hunting shows, the "Actually I don't why I said that, we don't need to go anywhere for me to explain" bit was such a NICHE KILLER JOKE

  • @ethancovaci9681
    @ethancovaci9681 Před 2 lety +23

    “...All the wood in here is oak.” 😂

  • @daveblue3733
    @daveblue3733 Před 2 lety +17

    Last one was best.

  • @ririsulistiani1317
    @ririsulistiani1317 Před 2 lety +60

    The last one is actually pretty sweet haha lol

    • @ibelieve137
      @ibelieve137 Před 2 lety +2

      Exactly!! Such a sweet love story 🥺🥰

  • @jamescarroll-banjerbluespr6156

    They should have this show for real Would be a hit

  • @Svitojus
    @Svitojus Před 2 lety +52

    Why does this have so few views. Alternatino is the best.

    • @Bibulu1234
      @Bibulu1234 Před rokem +1

      Because some people are just to
      dumb to understand this masterpiece.

  • @YeunhacanimeBlogspot
    @YeunhacanimeBlogspot Před rokem +4

    After key and peele, this is gold!

  • @arnelenecorcuera8507
    @arnelenecorcuera8507 Před 2 lety +11

    Love the last one the most 😍😍😍

  • @Rick-nx3iy
    @Rick-nx3iy Před 2 lety +19

    His role in narcos is awesome

    • @skippyflapper
      @skippyflapper Před 2 lety +2

      His role in "Silicon Valley" is great too.

  • @shubhamkumar4162
    @shubhamkumar4162 Před 2 lety +7

    The last guy is me in a nutshell 😁😂

  • @jackbotman
    @jackbotman Před 2 lety +19

    This should be a real TV show

  • @viniciusmachado1229
    @viniciusmachado1229 Před 2 lety +143

    The third one hit me the most 😂😂😂. I can relate to this so muuch!

    • @chemma9240
      @chemma9240 Před 2 lety +10

      If someone gives you that uncertainty when making decisions together it's better to leave

    • @sober100pct
      @sober100pct Před rokem +1

      @@chemma9240 agreed

  • @chengejshi5523
    @chengejshi5523 Před 3 lety +20

    That's wat u get from a dating app.----'Nothing in Common'

  • @josephyang4997
    @josephyang4997 Před 3 lety +9

    This is gold!

  • @alexandresilveira6905
    @alexandresilveira6905 Před 3 lety +15

    How come this only has 28 likes after a week?

    • @Algarath
      @Algarath Před 3 lety +3

      Cause for some reason it’s the Asia Channel

  • @alwayslookingup70
    @alwayslookingup70 Před 3 lety +5

    Okay and Elizabeth nj 😂😂 loveeeee it

  • @thanasisballas6393
    @thanasisballas6393 Před rokem +1

    2:25 Ryan
    Needs money had me ding hahaha

  • @frequencyspectra1
    @frequencyspectra1 Před 2 lety +5

    last one too good

  • @amadapittaluga1487
    @amadapittaluga1487 Před 2 lety +12

    Tiny little kisses for Abby!!!!!😘

  • @renv6653
    @renv6653 Před 2 lety +33

    Glad to see Rose from two and a half men is still crazy even after all these times lol

  • @xiongly435
    @xiongly435 Před 3 měsíci

    Ok the ending got me cracking

  • @dylanjoe3639
    @dylanjoe3639 Před rokem +3

    His ghost still had a chain😂

  • @charlielanderos4810
    @charlielanderos4810 Před 2 lety +3

    "Sure, this."

  • @saifahmad3483
    @saifahmad3483 Před rokem +3

    Damn the last skit was the best

  • @edwinmhlanga5421
    @edwinmhlanga5421 Před rokem

    Comedy central is cooking with this guy

  • @DjArie09
    @DjArie09 Před 2 lety +2

    Them photos 😂

  • @rinaldirahardja8449
    @rinaldirahardja8449 Před rokem +2

    Until death set us appart 😂😂

  • @taskmaster2833
    @taskmaster2833 Před 3 lety +41

    I don't what bisexual vacation is but it sounds fun

    • @DonoZeek
      @DonoZeek Před 2 lety +2

      I know what they are. It's what every married couple should do. Especially men. Bisexual vacation.

    • @AeroGold1
      @AeroGold1 Před 2 lety +2

      Based on how the husband flirted with the realtor in the kitchen, you can figure it out ...

    • @taskmaster2833
      @taskmaster2833 Před 2 lety +2

      @@AeroGold1 well I know the character is attracted to men, it's no doubt. what I meant is are the couples out there really do bisexual vacation together? And if they do, it is really fun

  • @arvindsubramaniam2267
    @arvindsubramaniam2267 Před 5 měsíci

    lol, he broke character at 5:26

  • @moj929
    @moj929 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Arturo Castro is a great actor, cant believe he was in narcos

  • @macmohanku
    @macmohanku Před 2 lety +4

    I feel like that last one was me...

  • @yuriboyka8475
    @yuriboyka8475 Před 3 lety +12

    Ghost butt

  • @foxy_poetry
    @foxy_poetry Před 11 měsíci

    How did I JUST discover this show while I love The Translator

  • @jayray1521
    @jayray1521 Před 2 lety +7

    Lol!!!! I haaaaate tiny kisses like those!! 😂😂😂

  • @petermutua9838
    @petermutua9838 Před 2 lety +4

    Last guy reminds of Johnny Depp...

  • @Perkyclo
    @Perkyclo Před 2 lety +3

    Ghost Butt 🤣🤣🤣

  • @venom5552111
    @venom5552111 Před 2 lety +4

    Shes pregnant and was gonna drink wine

  • @oluwagbengaiyiola3731
    @oluwagbengaiyiola3731 Před 2 lety +2

    🤣😅😅😅😅 this is it... lmao 🤣

  • @alwayslookingup70
    @alwayslookingup70 Před 3 lety +4

    Woodbridge nj lollll

  • @djwelle9379
    @djwelle9379 Před 2 lety +4

    👻 butt! 🤣

  • @kathleenkayedacuya5475
    @kathleenkayedacuya5475 Před 2 lety +4

    Ryan - needs money Hahahahaha aren't we all

  • @KamboArkha
    @KamboArkha Před rokem +3

    Ghost butt 😂😂😂 had me rolling 🤣🤣

  • @chrisserrific
    @chrisserrific Před rokem +20

    I was complaining about my boyfriend to my coworker, and the last clip came to mind. I don't think it's going to work. I realized how he makes a decision, and twists it around like it was my idea. He asked me if I wanted to be exclusive... So, I joked, "Aww, you wanna be my boyfriend?" When he formally asked. . . He mentioned that I said the "B word" (boyfriend). Bitch, what do you think "exclusive" means? I am embarrassed that I didn't just shut it down right then. I guess we'll see where all the red flags lead at this point.

    • @KamboArkha
      @KamboArkha Před rokem +4

      I had the same experience.... It was my first time experiencing something like this so i was so confused... Did i? Did she? Question marks all over...

    • @drebugsita
      @drebugsita Před rokem +1

      At least you didn't have to experience trying to pose the question of your relationship status by bringing up monogamy only to have him deflect but also say he's not against monogamy, while chuckling. Talk about non-committal! He eventually was but in the most non-way. I should have run

    • @chrisserrific
      @chrisserrific Před rokem +5

      @@drebugsita Don't worry, I ended up leaving his flakey ass.

    • @chey6073
      @chey6073 Před rokem +3

      @@chrisserrific HEYOOOO 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

  • @bullishastronaut1120
    @bullishastronaut1120 Před 2 lety +2

    I'll be in the attic 😆 🤣 😂

  • @shima1963
    @shima1963 Před rokem

    So funny 😂😂😂

  • @amalgamationprime3168

    What happened to that one Alternatino sketch with the "locksmith"?

  • @gareve25
    @gareve25 Před 2 lety +3

    Ghost Butt

  • @dhruvbhattvideo6506
    @dhruvbhattvideo6506 Před rokem

    Who is that actress in 1st act, she is drop dead gorgeous ❤️

  • @AnishRaii27
    @AnishRaii27 Před 4 měsíci

    She felt like Rose from 2 and half men😂

  • @thelostboy4207
    @thelostboy4207 Před 2 lety +1

    This michael reeves guy is cool..

  • @lawrencemaweu
    @lawrencemaweu Před rokem

    50 Shades of Grey---Tiny Litte Kisses...nice one

  • @Dan-hq1dc
    @Dan-hq1dc Před 2 lety

    The mood is so awkward

  • @Crazylenibaby98
    @Crazylenibaby98 Před 2 lety +2

    So he got Katy Perry playing his wife! 😁

  • @LeahMendelson
    @LeahMendelson Před rokem

    Omg I love that she's pregnant.

  • @kulupona
    @kulupona Před rokem

    8:48
    (Rodney dies)
    (Chelsea cries)
    😆

  • @JohnDoe-lc7tv
    @JohnDoe-lc7tv Před 2 lety +1

    I saw Scarlett Johansson in her at some point

  • @just_a_dude354
    @just_a_dude354 Před měsícem

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AnthonyMason-cq9gi
    @AnthonyMason-cq9gi Před 6 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂 I meet the love of my life at Arby 2

  • @hyugakarn
    @hyugakarn Před rokem

    Is that Lutz from 30 Rock?

  • @ZenoJohnSABAHAN
    @ZenoJohnSABAHAN Před 2 lety

    😂

  • @shima1963
    @shima1963 Před rokem

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @dtla5052
    @dtla5052 Před 2 lety +5

    I watched 50 shaded in theater, what a boring movie 😂 this was way better

  • @reallindokuhle
    @reallindokuhle Před rokem

    "No."

  • @timhideki
    @timhideki Před 2 lety +1

    Goddamn gina.

  • @joaquinpraveenvishnu8509
    @joaquinpraveenvishnu8509 Před 7 měsíci

    Carlos is cute!

  • @pjd1897
    @pjd1897 Před 2 lety +1

    She looks like Rose from two and half men

  • @unknownymousc4262
    @unknownymousc4262 Před rokem +1

    Watch from 6:12 Aleesha xD

  • @Bluebull308
    @Bluebull308 Před 2 lety

    Ghost but

  • @arjunnair1998
    @arjunnair1998 Před 2 lety

    6:11

  • @Rishabh-Dev
    @Rishabh-Dev Před 2 lety +71

    Western marriages in a nutshell. 😂

    • @mv4770
      @mv4770 Před 2 lety +8

      Cause in Eastern marriages, the wives have no place to talk

    • @Rishabh-Dev
      @Rishabh-Dev Před 2 lety +2

      @@mv4770 Lol. 🤣 Whatever makes you happy, bark it out loud.

    • @mv4770
      @mv4770 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Rishabh-Dev yeah if you say so :)

    • @Rishabh-Dev
      @Rishabh-Dev Před 2 lety

      @@mv4770 Don't do it because I said it, do it for yourself.✌️

    • @anilinebenzene8352
      @anilinebenzene8352 Před rokem +2

      @@mv4770 offended? These are for woke people.

  • @elly.b
    @elly.b Před 2 lety +5

    Follow me, ...........I don't know why I said that we don't need to go anywhere for me to explain!;;

  • @cheeseburgerandfries1997

    Aquarius gang haha

  • @flightsim24
    @flightsim24 Před 2 lety

    Lmao 😂

  • @mohamadsudani3689
    @mohamadsudani3689 Před 2 lety

    She looks like Katty Perry

  • @vishwanathjesh1176
    @vishwanathjesh1176 Před 2 lety +1

    Non committal it is

  • @merlegathers373
    @merlegathers373 Před 3 lety +3

    Funny but ?????
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Not-handling-it
    @Not-handling-it Před 2 lety +7

    1:14 She looks like a guy wearing make up and a wig

  • @christhis9597
    @christhis9597 Před rokem

    Noice

  • @thetruthchannel4634
    @thetruthchannel4634 Před 2 lety +9

    The day after we agreed to a divorce, I played golf. My playing partners were going for beers afterwards. They asked me to go with and I was so used to saying no that I started to say " I have to....." and then I said " I don't have to do a damn thing ever again" That was 1989 and I have done whatever I want since that day. I cringe when people say they're getting married. Almost 50% of them last forever. Damn !!

    • @josephine1566
      @josephine1566 Před 2 lety +8

      Sorry that your marriage was crap bro. Enjoy life and your freedom.. Some of them aren't that sucky though. There are a few good ones

    • @thetruthchannel4634
      @thetruthchannel4634 Před 2 lety +1

      Random- Guy-watching-stuff oddly, we have been just fine as friends. In fact we took our child to Disney World two years after the divorce and last night, we sat together at OUR granddaughters volleyball game. Her husband can't say anything since he has been caught cheating three times, and my best female friend is a gal I had a relationship with 25 years ago. Both of us make good friends.. just Bad at Love, I guess. There's no room for hate in my life. (With the exception of politicians and media personnel. Peace, my brother.

    • @josephine1566
      @josephine1566 Před 2 lety +2

      @@thetruthchannel4634 I didn't say you hated anyone though. The original comment made it seem you think marriage is a terrible thing. Ive seen some good marriages. So, I just mentioned that they arent all bad.
      Glad your life is going good.
      Have fun bro 😄

    • @thetruthchannel4634
      @thetruthchannel4634 Před 2 lety

      Random- Guy-watching-stuff no, I wasn't suggesting that you said anything about hate. & yes, I've seen good marriages too. They just ain't for me. I'm 63 and have only been married 7. Very happy. Peace

    • @myrandomtantrum
      @myrandomtantrum Před 2 lety +1

      You remind me of my dad, lol. I think his an awesome dad, but dude did not like the domestic life. He has only ever married my mom and divorced her when he was in his 30s and never went back. He is in his 60s and he tells me to this day that being unmarried is the best thing in life. He cracks me up.

  • @dynameks2293
    @dynameks2293 Před rokem

    ghost butt

  • @MrWorstNews
    @MrWorstNews Před 2 lety

    This isn't funny. At all.

  • @TheSRBgamer63
    @TheSRBgamer63 Před rokem

    And that's fine by me :D ....

  • @shima1963
    @shima1963 Před rokem

    😂