WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS!! | Unrailed
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2020
- Hmm... Mark, Bob, and Wade in charge of a 200 ton train... sounds like a GOOD PLAN!!
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I love how Bob and Wade have been a constant for all these years, they both deserve way more hype if for nothing more than being really awesome dudes that have been by his side since the beginning.
And to add, Mark didn't drop them/stop bring friends& collaborating with them.
Gameplaywize I love watching the three of them play, only made better by when Jack is there too. Real life stuff I like Tyler and Ethan, but also whenever they're all together it's a trip.
@@morgangossen9739 Mark is too nice of a guy to do that. Fame can do a lot of things to a person without them knowing, amazing that he never let fame go to his head, truly an amazing person
Shame about Yami though I find, you can't blame Mark, but Yamimash never recovered from his incident
@Sebastian Smith I think he dated underage fan and got caught. Then Mark and him never have contact
Mark: "I'm very stupid."
Everyone: "We know, sweetie."
ITS ALRIGHT😂😂
That's it, I'm going on a bot crusade. Wish me luck against those bastards.
@Samurai Seaver u are a true gunius
@Samurai Seaver Come, we need a clever man on the bot crusade.
compliments are very nice
7:25
Mark: "The cows are dead except for one because I wanted it to remember its loss and suffer for it."
Wade: *is killing said cow*
How merciful of Wade XP
Bob: My dudes!
Mark: *OUR dudes*
mark is a true comrade.
I smell communism
Commies
CAPITOLISM HAS FAILED US
No, communism jokes are not what we should get out of that...
*MARK, EXPLAIN-*
I love how Mark in the beginning looks so haunted and broken. Probably because he just came off of playing Pogostuck.
Pogostuck is a Psychological horror game
Or when he was trending on twitter
This is probably before pogostuck because this is taken from a twitch stream a while ago and also he doesn't have his Alienware chair
Why does every time they play a game wade already knows everything and has already played
@@TheReasonMaster123 Them Salty Bois! didn't they play this game like a year ago or something like that?
And while playing with Bob and Mark , Wade is the one usually finding weird things 😂
@@TheReasonMaster123 wades gang is minor league
Wade is sugar daddy but for games.
Why is it Wade always fails the most consistently even though he's always the guy with prior experience?
I personally love Mark's current hairstyle
my nemesis
Gasp
I see you have a handful of foes
John Sherif I is no foe, I gasped as he had an enemy
Me too
"You know when it's raining and turkeys just look up and then they drown."
It actually happens to VERY young turkeys I’ve heard from my grandmother😂
T H I'd imagine that in a more cartoony fashion, like something outta Looney Tunes/Toons 😂
As a man who worked as a farm assistant for several years, I can actually say that some turkeys are that stupid, I remember having to help heard them inside there coop if it was going to rain 😂
I love how Bob was just screaming "*WADE WADE WADE*" like a real penguin
Do real penguins also scream "*WADE WADE WADE*" ?
Where in the video?
The only penguin I can think of says Wayne
@@KeithDavis277 really?
@@solomonbardalez4285 Yeah
The train was kinda moving *Mark Slow*
nice name
You right
Good joke. I laughed
But fr tho good comment
If that is your real name...
I love how the slurping sound Bob makes is perfectly timed to the scene change at 26:54
The Dancing Gamer thank you for enlightening me, I never knew that bob was so powerful he could succ a whole planet into existence
Hahahah! Nice find 😂
oh its so perfect :0
yeah
i was looking for this exact comment! 😂
now
i think we can all agree
that bob's hysterical, uncontrollable laughter
is truly
a beautiful gift 💕
So true
Ye
Yes Bob he had the most perfect👌🏿 laugh😂 I ever heard my life.
And his play-on-words, he does it a lot and it’s really enjoyable
I was the 666th liker
"It's like a turkey, it just opens *it* mouth" - Mark Fischbach 2020
*insert Bob levels of laugher here*
leonard hutson that just happened but I thought it would be weird to comment that
I've heard that saying that turkeys before too. only folks from Ohio get that reference.
I think he was trying to reference the chicken that li ed without its head for 2 years and drowned in the rain , i dOnt FAcKn kNOw
As I continue to observe the bots the more questions I have
Mark looks like a tired kid playing with his friends after class.
So basically me😂
mark has looked like that for the past 3 years
As he ages, he just gets more and more laidback.
people tend to do that, ya
Mark looks like he just stayed up until 4 am to finish his essay due at 8 am the the same day, and is rewarding himself with a half an hour of gaming before he inevitably dies on his matress.
I love this comment
That is literally my mood right now lol
this is accurate to this day lmfao
30 minutes till 4 and only 2 paragraphs...Shit I'm screwed
@@CbOt7it’s too late but I hope you did good! I feel your pain. On every level.
Everyone else: "Among us is an imposter"
Mark and Bois: "Train go choo choo"
didn't they just do a stream on Among Us?
But choo choo...
Ikr I wanna see Mark play Among us haha
Imagine the rage quit mark wouldve done and the yellings when accusing
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This looks like it was made by the Crossy Roads developer. Same kind of style, and the slow movement reminds me of it too. Not to mention you unlock characters that have the same style as the Crossy Roads ones.
Idk man
YOU right
Nope not the same dev i see what you mean thou.
@@zapp7938 YOU right
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33:34 Probably the most satisfying part of this video is watching the train cars explode to the beat of that banger outro music
Wholesome noises
No one:
Mark: if I stand in front of a moving train will I die?
he just wants to see if he can take it
Underrated comment 👍🏽
HE'S NOT A MASOCHIST
@@themostdangerousnoodle To test the limits of his ability...😈
2:28 imagine singing "Into The Unknown" but instead of the unknown voice, it's Bob.. lol
hi wispy!
Lol
OMFG
That'll just turn the whole movie into a comedy xD
That was actually Wade lol
I can just imagine mark as a train conductor saying: *CHOO CHOO*
All abort
Same!!
@@masonreyes9612 please tell me you did that intentionally.
Bro-
Snake Eyes I didn’t do it in a rude way why was it garbage
I love the recurring theme of mark being called the leader and going "aww guys really?"
This is the only series I know where that happens, and I feel like I have seen a lot of them.
@@jonnyofalltrades6620 it happens like a lot it's kinda like an enigma because you can never remember what series it happened in only that it has happened multiple times and it's amazing each time
@@josephmurphy417 that sounds about right.
One of these days Mark is gonna insult Wade and Wade is gonna BURST through the door behind him IRL
-X- Wade gon give it to him~
I'm surprised the phrase "chugga lugging" wasn't said more.
Wade: "Tutorials"
Mark: "Tuturials"
Bob: "Tutori- Tuturials"
The gang: "Yeah, we need to zigzag"
Also the gang: *Zigzags once then resumes straight path*
I shall attempt to explain why the train overheats.
Steam locomotives require a fire to boil water until it evaporates and condenses into steam to put pressure on the running gear to make the train move.
When the locomotive isn't tended to and not enough water is on the firebox the fire can melt the crown sheet and release too much pressure leading to an explosion.
Thanks
This is actually p interesting
Thanku!
Huh... Neat.
Oh, nice to know! Thank you
The more ya know
I’m a simple man, I see the funny men I click
Yes
t h e f u n n y M e n
The funny men that scream to be exact
@-Vyorus- like your mom
@PhantomMemory. My hero
Ah yes, the train has put its existence in the hands of these three...
May the train rest in peace.
Does anyone else love the way Bob says buddy to Mark? I feel like I can hear how much he cares. And Mark loves Bob genuinely you can tell
Mark: *tries killing robbers*
Game: Sorry Bud, you can’t do that. But you can kill the cows
Mark: *Re-he-he-heally?* 😈
Haven't finished watching yet, but you can kill them. It just takes a lot of hits.
Is that an Ace Ventura reference? Lol
You can actually get rid of the robbers if you wait long enough
yeah u can kill them lll
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When Mark was yelling for Bob and his camera zoomed in, I was really really hoping that Bob would come out the door behind him.
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
As a train nerd, I can confirm that this is exactly how the railroads were built.
Mowing down forests in seconds, running and screaming like lunatics, and murdering cows with pickaxes? Dope!
32:59
The whole time Mark was talking his ass off, I was like “Uh, Mark? Maybe you should place that track down before the train explodes into oblivion.” 😆
Why does Mark look like he's preparing for a Keanu Reeves cosplay
cause he is KILLING it with that hair. Did you see the Unus Annus video where he wore goggles with that hair? He looked so badass.
Ikr? I keep asking my self why he looks like Keanu Reeves and I thought it was only me.
probably because he doesn't wanna get the corona virus and die from his hairdresser im literally doing the same thing
Poopi doop wdym you GUESS?
Moistcr1tikal/penguinz0 looks more like Keanu Reeves
"Tutorials. I hate em" and then he wonders why he never knows how to do anything in games.
He likes to figure it out
They all do lol
i agree
He knows that the video will turn out funnier if he's more Mark slow and Bob stupid
That doom video in which he said he knows everything and later asks how do I punch
Ah, the Arin Hanson school of gaming lol.
“Did anyone get any bolts”
“I didn’t see any, and you know I did look”
Me legit seeing the bolt sitting in the mountain 👁👄👁
There wasnt a bolt there, that was a duck you were looking at
bob: waters for nerds
me: *am i made out of nerds-*
Water is "for" nerds, therefore you are a nerd
😨
he said this as i read this comment
I imagine the candy in that scenario, and it scares me.
@@DesolateLavender imagine someone stabs you and you bleed out nerds
15:59 “Choo Choo needs buckets” new favorite phrase, I will be making a shirt
Oh no the bots
I want that shirt (also it's sad you got cursed by the annoying bot)
5:50 oiSOiSs
me: oasis?
flashbacks to wall punching
OOOAAAASSSIIISSSS
UNUSSS ANNUUSS
OAAAASSSIIISSSS
*slams ground* OASIS, OAAAASISSS, *OAASSIIISSS!*
OASISSSSS MARK OAAAAASSSSSIIIIISSSSSS
"WHY DO I HAVE A COW?" -Wade 2020
*"I AM A MAN WHO PULLS 5 WAGONS"*
"WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS!"
CZcams would be a far darker place without it, so...
IKR BUT CZcams KINDA MESSING THINGS UP NOW
@@POHreeg Yeah, they've allowed their bots to ruin a lot of things...
*B E G O N E* BOTS!!!
@@JeffOfTheMountains exactly, i keep on getting 5 bots on my youtube videos, i just pray they arent ready to take my channel cuz i really spent a lot of my time on it
@@sirdootdoot2430 YES..WHERE TF DID U GUYS ORIGINATE FROM
Alternate title: 3 men get railed for half an hour
F B I oh
Taz yeah
F B I *OH YEAH*
Taz OH YEAHHHHHH
F B I *_OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH_*
Every time Mark, Bob, and/or Wade belly laugh...another year gets added onto my life
28:42 i like how the thieves can do nothing but stares at the train going choo-choo
I'm freaking loving Mark's quarantine hair growth.
Fr tho. It really suits him.
He'd look good with long hair, but then he and Thomas would be identical 😂
"Cuz waters' for nerds"
The wildfires rn: 👁👄👁
You live in Washington too?
Thought he was talking about California
@@Man-lw5ik he's talking about the entire west of the us
Not gonna lie, the thunbnail looks like The Polar Express
It’s the Canadian Pacific 2839
Dondo Golden Rose you are superior train knowledge being 😳😎
Bertrum Van Gogh Thanks you good sir. And you are pretty smart yourself.
I was actually thinking that
Bob: OMG look at that train
Mark: Effishensee
Mark: "it is a GOOD PLAN"
(in the description)
Charles: "I could say it is the GREATEST PLAN"
The greatest plan of All Time.
This is the greatest pllaaaan
Bell: Rings*
Students: Pack bags*
Teacher: “Before you go”
Students: 0:00
Budd please touch the egg
Lmao
OKAY, I HAVE TO ASK WHERE TF DID BOTS ORIGINATE FROM ON YT, I THOUGHT U CANT PASS "VERIFY, I AM NOT A ROBOT"
4:50
Me to my friend*
Wasn’t this a comment on the Fall Guys video?
23:52
Wade
Was that meant to be Aerials by System.
When Wade was waving that cow around, wondering why he was waving a cow a cow around, I felt that.
Pewdiepie: Among Us
Ninja: Among Us
Literally everyone: Among Us
Mark: Still continues on his own path and plays Unrailed with his buddies
Just like when they quit minecraft. He will pick it up and revive it.
@@Lahoot_The_Hoot tbh I really miss the drunk mine craft series, but I mean I don't want Mark to kill his kidneys. Maybe he should smoke pot and start a "highchraft" series.
Wade plays Among us
Looks like he Unrailed the trend there
I'm literally watching this bc i came here looking for Among Us 😂
Oh boy, Mark’s face in the beginning means this game is gonna be fun haha
Budd please touch the egg
LOL ITS TRUE
PSA: Do not touch the egg.
@@sirdootdoot2430 Already knew thats a comment bot thats being desperate lol
I'm just bot reporting at this point. It's kinda fun.
It’s fun to see him and his friends
Can we just take a sec to acknowledge the fact that marks hair looks amazing
my whole life thought Mark's facecam was an edit, rather than a movable window.
ikr?? i only realised this recently too in another video
During streams, it's a movable window, normal videos, it's an edit
Any videos with Bob and wade are streams
Hes moved it around in other videos
@@icy.3056 yeah, on streams
Same
bro i was literally like “damn mark’s hair is super long, what year is this?” then saw it was from three hours ago
Seán O'Dea the year nobody got a haircut
OH GOD absolutely did the same thing 🤣🥰 Definately bringing me back!
Anyone who is reading this, you are amazing and I love you 🙏🏻❤ Kindness and happieness to ya!
@@eriskhaos7311 If that was a Harry Potter refrence, I love you omg, if not, ily still of course 🙏🏻❤ Just loved your comment!
His long hair is just 🤤
Being a percussionist, I can respect the outro making the explosions of the carts on beat.
Mark: "I had a big brain move with my pile that Wade wouldn't understand,"
Train: *Slowly creeping along.*
Mark: "-I recognize that it was better to have the train actually crafting tracks than placing- HUEHH HUAAAH!"
He’s looking more and more like MetroMan every day
Yeeees
Wait your actually right omg
Now all he needs is a skin tight white suit with gold accents
@@user-ex3zh2hr7m Skin tight white suit with gold accents.
Oh god I'm scared because it's true
mark: i can kill the cows?
bob: lay the tracksss
why does this remind me of colonization lol
And the natives
manifest destiny
Going South
1:02 the blacksmith from Sort the Court is BACK
the music in this game reminds me of the fnaf mini game music
Mark : (explaining how genius he is to Bob and Wade)
Choo choo : gotta go fast
The way he yelled “BOB!”
Mother Bob!!! You are needed!!
Are we just going to ignore the fact that wade started singing his own version of aerial's by system of a down
Is it just me or are their interactions in this game super wholesome and cooperative...?
It's making my heart melt a lil
20:07
Wade: "I'm just the muscle over here."
Ladies, and gentlemen... we have our bouncer here.
COOL DOG NO DON'T LEAVE ME NOOOOOOOOOO
17:04
Mark and Bob: *just talking*
Wade in the backround: *Killing a bunch of innocent cows*
"Your dudes, my dudes, our dudes..."
Communism??? 👀
soviet anthem plays
Mark : "my face is not stupid"
*12 seconds later*
Mark : "I'm so stupid"
Just wanted to say i was the 69th like then i saw the other reply and now i feel like the universe is watching me :)
When Mark remembers the Leather quest.
Mark: I can kill the cows!!!
James Miller 69 likes. Noice.
This is simultaneously the fastest and slowest panic game ever
I would love Mark and the crew to play this game again together, because it has the same interaction as in Raft and also trains are so cool
Mark’s current hair and facial hair style makes him look like someone thawed out the iceberg he was in and revealed the missing link. Love the look tho brother! 🙏🏼
At 0:02
CAVEMAN MARK IS COMING OUT
❤️❤️❤️😍
It would explain why he's Mark slow
Mark: Do we have to do the tutorial?
Me: Yes, Mark, that’s how you learn how the game works
Oooooooooœoooooooöooooooôoooooo
Erin Kuhlhoff *tutUrial
Murari Narisetti my apologies 😂😂😂
5:45 trying to make a Heather refrance- no one understanding what's going on.... rip
I've never seen a better example of the perfect dynamic between these three guys than in this video! 😂
Hey, theoretically, could you just take the rails the train has already passed on, and move them in front of the train again?
I dont think thats how this game works. Seems like your building a railway. Like the Continental railroad. Your building the track for later use by passenger trains hense the stations
it's possible that rails the train passed on cannot be removed, although I haven't played the game so I don't really know for sure.
Looks like you can only remove rails that are on the end of the line, so you wouldn’t be able to do that
When you use 100% of your brain......
*the meme*
I was wondering that too
*insert obligatory “i could’ve been an engineer” comment. *
Love how this video was recorded on the 1st of September and its popping up in my recommended 2 years later on the 1st of September
12:21 : The train is obviously about to crash due to lack of rail
Bob : GET THE BUCKET
5:46 "Do you remember? 21st of September?"
Me: _"I can't remember, what happened in September..."_
**flashbacks**
@C__Anishi__ _It's been forever, since I could have remembered..._
@@Kya10 _Where the hell is every pony? I just want to know the story, of what happened right before
I became so alone..._
(Oh.
That
Brings back memories.)
@@aisutistoto5771 I agree
"I had a feeling "Illicit response" might illicit a response."
-Wade, 2020
"this time no panic."
*immediately starts panicking*
Everytime markiplier says "Oh!!!! This is easy" I know sh*ts about to go down
I call it the "MARKIJINX"!!🤣🤣🤣
How about instead JINXIPLIER!
@@loki4807 Heyyy!!!! Not bad
Mark : *kills the cows*
Me : *crazed cow murderer flashbacks*
Wait... that's not what that game's about? I may have played it wrong.
@@camerondodge2070 it is a Minecraft thing.
@@salzaniclegend4129 Yeah, I know, before the original comment was edited it said Minecraft. I meant I was playing that game wrong.
May Mark's long hair break the curse that is this year
Mark: wants to completely restart if they fail
*Hey mark, remember Pogo Stuck?*
"Do you remember 21st of September" -Wade. Huh, perfect day to watch this I guess.
23:00 Bob and Wade making intricate plans: "You good with this Mark?"
Mark: "................................wE nEed bUCkeT sOOn."
"Umm there's a dinosaur in our game?"
I cannot unsee Mark as Metro Man from Megamind now, dammit.
Derailed
"Merryweather fleets here bro!"
Starring:
Steven Ogg as 'Trevor'
Ned Luke as 'Michael'
Matto as 'The pain absorber'
Mark and Wade: *Singing for Bob to come back*
Bob: Yes?
Mark: It worked!
*Note to self always sing to summoned bob.*
Don't sing in the shower, he's married
20:38
Just wanted to show some appreciation for Lixian’s clean and informative editing.
Sadly, we may no longer receive that for a while