BEST Zelda Rap EVER!! ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO by Joel C - Starbomb
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Lyrics:
My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam
Hold on a minute Link
Hey what's up Old Man?
I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone take this
Oh thanks old man that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise
Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing
That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose
I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Hold on a minute Link
Old man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again
Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men
Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?
OH MY GOD!
I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am
Hold on a minute Link
GodDAMMIT Old Man!
You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss
It's dangerous to go alone take....
NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A...
STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE! - Hry
"press A to grab destiny" is still one of my favourite pictures ever
Same
Fun Fact
If you look at the text on the frame it reads: "skyward sword was bad"
Same
It's my laptop background.
@@wellfolks9096 No, it doesn't.
“Yes I can’t lie, I have painted my shween.” Legendary
So grab your destiny, if you know what I mean!
What about “My inflatable poo jabber?”
That's some dedication there
❤️
It makes sense that Danny is the one singing it considering NSP...
the fact that the people who animated this also animated the sonic mania trailer is fucking nuts
I'm sorry WHAT 😳
They deserve to have fun while being creative 😅
No. Ted Bundy was nuts. Ed Gein was nuts. That is not nuts.
also they animated ok k.o for cartoon network
@@Meek42069 wot.
Arin’s “god DAMMIT OLD MAN” has stuck in my brain for at least 7 years now, and I love it every time.
SAAAME I would think it at the slighest inconvenience
Same
today I heard a tangential reference to Raccoon City and right away I think, "It's a zombie abyss!" and had to come watch this again
That's my text alert.
YEARS ago I heard this and listened to it constantly. Randomly saw something that made me think of it. So very happy.
Dan must have loved singing this.
Sir Tootleage I know I would've. ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
Dan?
Alex BP Danny Sexbang. :)
Mr. Sexbang? Your prescription of extra-strong viagra is ready.
Sir Tootleage If you liked this check out Luigi's Ballad.
“Look I know I wear a tunic but I’m NOT INTO MEN”
*Wise Words from a Warrior*
Unwise. He's not into men.
i always thought it was "look i know i'm wearing to it but i'm not into men"
I thought it was
“I know I wear a tunic but I’m not in demand”
How do you change the language of the captions
I love that alliteration you have sir
It feels like an obligation to listen to this every year
Thought I was the only one💀
@@plat5k no my friend there are many of us
@@plat5k same
I also thought that I was the only one
@@franclinctes6242 I just need to say this you have good taste in music my friend 😂
"Mr Johnson and the Juice Crew" still makes me smile. I imagine Dan struggled to deliver that line.
That line doesnt get enough love in the comments.
Dan has some serious experience saying insane lines without breaking. Man is a legend
I don't get it. can someone tell me?
@@reunision6635 Mr. Johnson = penis, the Juice Crew = balls.
I imagine both Arin and Dan were struggling to sing this song in its entirety. I can see them both dying of laughter.
The music: Phenomenal and chill
The vocals: _I H A V E P A I N T E D M Y S H W E E N_
_N O W G R A B Y O U R D E S T I N Y , I F Y O U K N O W W H A T I M E A N . . ._
WAIT A MINUTE LINK DON’T LEAVE THE CAVE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING THIS IS A GREAT CHANCE......
This makes the video even funnier
TO FONDLE OLD SCROTUM THAT YOUR BLOWING!
@@flakes7503 genuinely thought it was "a scrotum that's sure glowing"
So I'm not the only one Re-watching this from time to time...
Is it bad that I know EXACTLY what the source of that profile pic is?
@@AJRoo Tell me it i wanna know if you're telling the truth
...I misspelled Undertale as "Undertail" ONE TIME and the full image from which you got your pfp was one of the first things that popped up at the time. It was horrifying. Never again...
Lol
asriel why
I Love How Link's Voice Changes So Easily From Deep And Chill To Violent Yelling
1:48 years laters and I still can't with the "Don't be that way bitch~"
Def my favorite part
I have a feeling this is going to be stuck in my head for years to come.
SoTrue ant so true...
For sure, Anty. This kind of thing remains in your head for a long while.
dang, im gonna have nightmares now
That's what she said.
Thats wat you moma said and did sonny Chad Fernandez
The old man parts are magical and amazing.
Blond Jimmy ikr
Blond Jimmy ikr i need more stuff like that
So true tbh.
Blond Jimmy bruh
Blond Jimmy 69 likes
Can't believe this is ten years old. Crazy.
The fact this song is going to be 10 years old this year is so wild
😭
its officially 10 yrs old
gettin too old for this shit
This is Link's canon voice dont @ me about it
* @ him cutely *
Legend of the hylian pimp.
GOLLY no my voice is the canon one
zust3k HYAH
I have a similar voice
*"Christmas elf gets sexualy assaulted by santa clause during a zombie apocalypse near Philadelphia while playing a ocarina to save a princess"*
*local Florida Christmas elf
This coment needs an Oscar
i bet the santa clause was at the mall before this video
The game
Why is this *NOT* the craziest plot summary I've ever heard.
9 years later still a bop!
Goes harder than the old man
Bro I came back to this vid because I missed the good times where I was happy
Damn… 9 years and the old man’s “sword” is still the first thing that pops into my head whenever someone says “it’s dangerous to go alone”
2:22 idk why but i’m in LOVE with the way arin says “god damnit old man”
Me too
it's my favorite part of the song
Ikr
Jotaro Kujo’s favourite line in JoJo
@@waiyanwin8b920 That and Yare Yare Daze of course
*HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN*
I love the young people. :)
Never
Oof
@@jonathankent1517 I mean he's trying.
Taleen Ladas I DON’T WANNA BE A BURDENN
I love how this song was collectively so many people's childhoods. Dan and Arin have been my comfort content for so many years and for some reason this song about an old man's schween seems to draw in people who feel similarly!!
I bet they love being reminded of how old they are :D
This video aged so well. lmao I never thought I'd be watching it again all these years later. This voice fits Link perfectly too.
No matter how old I get, Wee-wee Weapon is always going to make me laugh.
IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IM NOT GONNA PFFP K DAA
agreed
Ye
Wee wee weapon hehehehe
Im 23 and i still laugh
Fun fact: Danny was just singing about painting his shween and didn't realise the mics were on.
😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds about right
Yeah that’s something he’d say
Is that true?
@@Someone-vz1uq Probably not, I was just...HOLY SHIT, when did this get nearly 1k likes?
9 years later and this is still a jam. Amazing vocals and animation. Love this a lot 😭
I still have the lyrics memorized, this thing is timeless
The scene where he tells Link to "grab his destiny" and link just looks so uncomfortable and afraid is hilarious 😂
I was 13 when I first heard this song. Still great now that I’m 19.
Same turn 20 in 3 weeks
Oh my god teach me ur elder ways
Same
The classics never get old.
That literally puts us on a same level, lol 🤣
Link's face during the "press A to grab destiny" scene just never stops being funny.
it says "skyward sword was really bad" upside down there. and that's how i know this was made by egoraptor
1:00 , priceless...
Press B to keep dignity
Yes lol he didn't expect that poor guy 😅
This video is so well animated. That even 9 years later, it still holds up. Like Legend Of Zelda games, this video is really timeless.
Yeah, I agree.
Things that keep me awake at night:
-Existential dread
-Depression
-"I have painted my schween"
I was introduced to this by my friend in sixth grade, I was 11. We had it memorized and would take turns singing for link and the old man. It’s still just as great as it was back then.
Same
oh my god yeah I saw this when I was 11 too. It’s legit a good song
Went over my friends in 7th grade and he played this on the computer while we are supper
I was the old man and my cousin was Link lol
That sounds like a great time 😆
My favorite line is definitely, “I cannot lie, I’ve painted my shween.”
69 likes
"Awwww yeah"
"Now grab you destiny"
I want to be in one of these
@@FireWithADotInFrontOfTheName “If you know what I mean!”
The more I reflect on this, and other videos released around this time, all I can do is think: Man, the shit we watched when we were kids.
Agreed
I was 11 when i watched this lmao
It's been 10 years!
"Press A to grab your destiny" had me wheezing at 3 in the morning
It's one of my favorite parts of the video, when paired with Link's 1000 yard stare.
Same 💀
Great song to listen to when u furst wake up lol
*IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS*
Words I no longer trust
IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS
Nice pfp
Your from the bee movie aren't you
Im sorry i eat bugs
*I HAVE PAINTED MY SHWEEN*
I still think the way he said it was epic
I still come back to this after all these years. What a cursed masterpiece
The chorus is unnecessarily perfect
I like how Link is okay with it the first time. Second time: "NO MEANS NO!!"
ok
Default158 Wow, most useless reply I've ever seen. Congratulations.
M-DE-V LOL coming from the guy who literally just commented the the plot of the video
Charlie Sheen it was a comment in passing. What are you compensating for with your condescension?
That's how most sane people react to that. If you don't want sex with someone, you first reject politely. If the proposals continue, you better get angry because that's molesting.
This is the best zelda rap!
Sure is the other vids are cool to :)
Purple Toon Link if only I had it on my phone I only have the smosh version
I LOVE THIS ONE SO FUNNY AND I LIKE THE POKËMON ONE TOO XDD
Stasha Monia love it!!!! I like sonics best pal to XD
OMG THAT MADE ME CRACK UUP!!
This video really got to me as a kid... I don't know how else to say it.
The colors and characters at 1:54 have been engraved in my soul. It's so etheral.
The fact that the old man gets the best harmony and backing track is amazing
I feel the same about 0:58
Something about Vaati there, man
@@thefattertheratter45 Bro changed sexualities because of Vaati tf 😭
1:48 goes way harder than it should 😩😩
probably in more ways than one
I'll give you that one
♪Don't be that way b$#€¢♪
@@napstablook0493 "Let me Introduce you"
@@cynicalgamer7595♪To my three best friends: Mr Johnson, and the juice crew.♪
“If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her.”
"Okay, now I really don't know where I am..."
"Hold on a minute, Link!"
"God DAMN it, old man!"
You're in raccoon city
It's a zombie abyss
It's Dangerous To Go Alone
TAAAAKE TH...
NO!
FUCK YOU!!!
Mr Man XD
StabbedMeat I read this comment the second that part happened in the song XD
StabbedMeat nice
How to get laid at a Zelda convention: "Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean. ;)".
Correction: How to get *arrested* at a Zelda convention.
*so is that a no on the handjob*
TheDrakeProject so no hed?
nice dude
TheDrakeProject HAHAH
SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!!
Wow it's been 10 years since we were blessed with this tune
Man this is a nostalgia trip
W E E W E E W E A P O N
Also, Breath of the wild, rowdy, dick sword.
IM NOT GONNA TOUCH IT IM NOT GONNA PHTTH NO!
So is that a "no" on a handjob or... ok.
Sandra Mills hahahha😂😂😂😁lol
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DEVIL CONFIRMED
Plot twist: the old man was legitimately trying to help link in Raccoon City.
"It's dangerous to go alone, take this"
**Pulls out an actual sword out of his pants**
@@stevepensando2593 Link: Why couldn't you gave this to me sooner you perverted idiot!?
Old Man: Look I'm just lonely alright. I just wanted... You know.
Link: (Sigh and facepalm) *Hylia damn it...*
@@Aceatoll That's what Foreskin is for
@@stevepensando2593 Take my like and stop please.
He looked actually worried so I think that it is very possible
Still keep coming back here years later. Quality piece of internet history right here
Love coming back to a Song 9 years later and now understanding the lyrics.
This song is honestly very relatable
your life sounds... very interesting if you find this relatable lmao
Pecko☆ you don't want to know
heh, maybe I do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wtf
ObviouslyASMR oh dang never though I'd find you listening to egoraptor
"Hold on a minute link!"
"GOD DAMN IT OLD MAN!"
Read it right as it played
"You're in Raccoon city, it's a zombie abyss."
"IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS!"
@@thegreatmonacage3782 No! Fuck you
Fuck you Old Man!
2018🙌
9 years later, just remembered this song again and already see why I liked it so much
It's 2023 and this song is still in my head, god damn it old man.
2024 now
This is too funky I can't stop coming back
I know!
+jimfixedme yeah is so amm...
i don`t now how i can describe this... its just weird
+Twisted Timer "my eye amount exhibitionist"
I know right
And u cont spell
Honestly, I’m pretty sure that my favorite part is when Old Man goes “Wait a minute Link!” And Link says “goD DAMNIT OLD MAN-“ and then proceeds to flip his shit
Either that or "Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween."
yes. i literally lost my shit at that
Indeed. The flow is so smooth.
Mercat100 I KNOW RIGHT
Honestly
Crazy coming back to this song now understanding all the references.
like links voice
my favorite part was "god dammit old man" and" that .. was .. weird"
new favorite " fuck u fuck u " and "oh my god
+Pam Holder "Da That your Wrinkle Thing again!! "
+Pam Holder same
my favorite parts were with the old man
"God Dammit Old Man!!"
This is even crazier when you realize a grown man was paid to say
“I cannot deny I have painted my shween”
Have you ever listened to Ninja Sex Party? Danny’s been singing songs like this since before it was profitable lmao
It I can't lie not deny
@@ambrosiadreamer I'm pretty sure people listening to this song already know the singers involved.
Yeah I could recognize his voice
the legendary saiyan it’s **
It’s been years now, why I still can’t get it out of my head
The fact that the "press a to grab desteny" became a major meme, is amazing
2:15 How did they predict BOTW 2 Ganondorf looking hydrated as hell.
2:14 this is honestly the cutest rendition of Zelda's design
It's true!
you dont see gannon's wanting to bang!
nah, short haired breath of the wild zelda is cuter in my opinion
You haven’t seen Smash Ultimate Zelda then
@@YeetZmeN I'll be real, I think Link Between Zelda is cute, but fighting her in smash makes me want to die
I absolutely love the chilled out summer groove part. If I had a song that was just that it’d be awesome
2:24 it's been this long, yet I only now noticed the zombie on the right looks a bit like Arin usually does in this type of animation. Must've had a really bad day
So I'm playing Zelda and now I will never see the old man as I saw him before
He is in the first game and he gives you your first sword lol.
i wantd to kill him on first game, when i got bored :'D
If you try to hit him the flames will shoot at you lol its actually pretty funny.
ikr :'D
same
Now that I’m older I can appreciate this a lot more. Timeless Classic
Same bro
Dang same…..😅😅
Yup
Ghirahim appears for literally two seconds and I fucking adore how he was drawn in this style
7 years and I continue loving this song
"I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men" 😂
Haha ikr
omg then he yellong DUUHHH
XD XD XD
"Don't be that way bitch let me introduce you... to my three best friends Mr.Johnson and the Juice Crew."
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her.
I love how Link becomes pure enraged-Arin at the end.
Me to bro
Same bro.
This is 2010 humor and I'm still in love with it 🤣🤣🤣
Damn, that beat and keyboard riff at 1:48 always feels so good.
I really love this art style it's deliciously good to me
omg stap it old man!
+death 13th
***** It says skyward sword sucked.
Stephone Collins hey dude I see everyone likes ur comment but however they will comment back you so "It is too dangerous to go along take this"
warlock923
What?
Despite the batshit crazy lyrics, this song absolutely slaps
Goddamn dude, been listening to this for like 6 years, I love this video. It's such a masterpiece, everything about it is so good. The Lyrics, beat, art, animations, humor. Everything man.
you know a video is great when it has 3 most replayed parts
jesus christ
This was the jam back in middle school. Where did the time go?
gamesprigg YEP!!!
Right?!?
I think I feel old now
Three or fours years isn't that long... Look back till your 40
Eh the songs meh now a days
This rap: Amazing ✅
Creative✅
Awesome✅
Beautiful✅
Catchy✅
Perfect✅
Truly the best Zelda rap ever!
yeah "beautiful" i am now laughing
✅pedofiles
1:56 who are these two btw? Haven't played a zelda game to know
@@ynorb9573 the creepy moon and majoras mask
@@sushibinstwt_ that's their names?
happy 10th anniversary to this banger
I came across this masterpiece again when I was going through my "Liked" videos. so much nostalgia 😪
Link has gone trough :
- Hyrule ( LOZ: Ocarina of Time )
- Liberty City ( GTA III , GTA IV )
- Racoon City ( Resident Evil )
- Drugs ( Real Life )
and the pervert odld man , we should keep in mind that link is a minor XD
@@Naomi_best_ wow
@@Naomi_best_ Depends on the game, I think in the more recent games he's 19.
And yet he ain't dead.
@@namelessdork2256 yeah
I am hypnotised by links smooth voice
His voice sound sexy to me
Link: Goddamnit, Mike!!!
It's Arin singing links part the old man is danny
ME
me too
when i first saw this video in my reccomendations i didnt recognize it, but i heard the intro and the memories flooded. lmao i watxhed this 8 or 9 years ago. crazy.
Almost 10 years later and I still remember word for word and laugh everytime
2:00 Anyone else find that picture of zelda really beautiful?
it's better at 2:03 XD
+Jason Long personally the one at 2:14 is better
It really is a nice picture :)
Anyone else realize at 1:14 Link had panties in his inventory?
+Kael “F1REh4wk34” Dean ya.
My dream: being straight
My obstacle: this video
XD
I agree the Old man is definitely a DILF. That's what you're talking about right?
@Soulless Critter CRAHAHAHA
The old man is pretty hot, but that one guy in the juice crew not holding a drink is really something else
@@landenbanks8919 finally
10 years later and it's still an absolute banger. Thank you for changing my life.
The crazy thing to me about older starbombs is that back when i watched these i just liked them for the music but now that I'm older i actually get all the references! Its cool
This must be why Link doesn't talk. His voice makes old men flirt with him
This is why the Botw Link stopped talking, this happened and he was too shellshocked to say anything else for the rest of his life.
That's probably why
Old mans no where near people so I quess he takes whatevet he gets or u know he's gay
Aden so true
The amount of likes is 666 (I’ll go home)
I love how when the old man busts into song in the cave he swaps from being an overweight old man in a cloak to practically an old bodybuilder in a wife beater and slacks.
Because he was parodying (ex)living god Freddie Mercury
@@Darasilverdragon Right, I agree with you entirely!!
He actually reminds me of Roshi in the Tournament of Power lol
This doesn't deserve to be as timeless as it is.
Seeing this after so many years again brings a smile to my face. Times were so simple back then.
1:57 hey it's me
Bridging the gap between Dark Souls fans and Game Grumps followers like never before...
The grumps and Vaati in one place? What could be better?!
When can we expect a Prepare to Cry lore video for Game Grumps?
Oh my.
1:57 omg its Vaati!
Yes I can't lie I have painted my schween
LolAttack Productions now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean
NightxKillaT_T WAIT A MINUTE LINK DON'T LEAVE THE CAVE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
We actually finished a lyric chain wow
LolAttack Productions yeah but back then I was involved in a complete lyric chain 2 years ago, we completed the whole lyrics without one misleading comment in 3-4 days
My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I'm bringin you a laid back summertime jam
Hold on a minute Link
Hey what's up Old Man?
I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone take this
Oh thanks old man that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh God that's not a sword it's your dick in disguise
Yes I can't lie I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing
That was weird but whatever there is no time to lose
I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
Hold on a minute Link
Old man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
Well that's really kind of...that's your wrinkled dick again
Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men
Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?
OH MY GOD!
I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am
Hold on a minute Link
GodDAMMIT Old Man!
You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss
It's dangerous to go alone take....
NO! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A...
STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!
okay i got this stuck in my head till this morning
I love coming back to this song years later after finally getting more familiar with Resident Evil, watching the Racoon City part, seeing the two guys watching Link freak out and going “Wait a minute-“
Links voice is so smooth wtf
im not tsundere i actually hate you *Egoraptor's
Yes Arron's voice goes very good with link.
Arin*
NO XD
Arin's got a talent i guess