Holy shit I've been Irish goodbying and I didn't even know. Friend of mine is a pro though, any time we go out it's a guarantee halfway through the night, he's gone and won't be heard from before at least Wednesday.
I Irish good bye myself and my whole family. I’ve been perfecting it for years. Poof we’re gone like we were never there. My wife’s family hates me. I say grow up.
This is just a regular goodbye for me. My cousin used to be terrible at letting people leave, it would be like a 3 hr ordeal and make you feel bad for leaving. Got to the point to where I just didn't go over there anymore.
I've been doing this all my life and until very recently I didn't know there was an actual name for just quietly leaving a party.....Irish Goodbye.....LOL
I was once in Manhattan with this REALLY annoying guy that I knew, Raymond. I had ran into him because he decided to come visit my old church where I played drums at full time. He says, "lets take the train home together!" and I'm like, ".....ok.. yea.. are you sure? HAHAHA just joking.. not really. ..Ok come." Yes I said it just like that, because even HE knows he's annoying, yet he doesn't care. lol Yea he's one of *those* people. After 15 minutes of him following me and making annoying small talk and just.. being him.. I found an escape plan.. I litteraly gave him $2 the moment I found a dollar pizza place, and said, "Here, get yourself a slice and a soda".. He happily walks away into the place, with one person in front of him.. me.. dumbly contemplating IF I should just leave him there or not for like 2 minutes.. forgot just how FAST these places serve people.. SO.. after two minutes... I just SPRINT down the long Manhattan block dodging people like a serial killer is after me.. I get to the end of the block, and I realize.. "CRAP. He's probably out by now and can maybe see me if he squints.. it is night time though and I'm surrounded by people.. QUICK, walk normally and don't look back.." So.. little did I know what was quickly approaching in a light sprint from behind me, it was worse than a serial killer. It was Raymond, holding a slice of pizza and a soda. My heart sinks, as he says, "Hey! Where you trying to leave me?!" "No.. of course not.. I uh.. I was looking for a bathroom." I said with an anxious smile trying not to laugh. To which he replied, "Oh ok.... DUDE!! There was one right there!! In the Mcdonalds!! You just passed it!!" God shined his beautiful light on me with a second chance that night. I say, "Oh HAHA! How could I miss that?!" We walk BACK to the McDonald's on the same block.. and I say "Let me go first!" so I do. Then after I went to pee, I tell him, "Dude. You're drinking a soda, AND you're about to take the 6 train home to the Bronx.. that's a long trip.. go pee." Then he says, "DUDE. You're so right!! Ok be right back!" and just to rub it in, because he's been annoying to everyone since he was a fat little kid and I was teenager who was constantly somehow always forced to look after him with my friends. lol "Yea, go for it! I'll be right here waiting!!" ..To which he replies, "You're not going to ditch me right?!" and I say, "DUDE. GO PEE. If I was going to ditch you, I would've done it when you got pizza! Right?" and he's like, "Hmm.. yea you're right. Ok be right back!" and finally, I said "Ok. Don't get pee on your pizza" Then the SECOND that McDonald's restroom door closed... I sprinted FOUR straight blocks, and made sure to make random turns up and down the avenues so the odds of him finding me would be like winning the lotto.. 😂 I never ran so fast in my life.. lol When I could finally walk normally, and it was just silence, and only the sound of people talking and walking by me.. I never knew what peace sounded like, until that faithful night. The next day, he writes to me on Facebook, and just says, "-_-", and I reply with, "Hahahahaha 😂🤣" Haven't spoken to him since ✊️🥲 Haha ..and I guess I inadvertently have the Irish people to thank for it? Thank you Irish people. I love your cereal. 👋👍🍀
I just want you to know that right now on Thanksgiving night, I'm lying in my bed giggling like a fiend at this story while feeling snug as a bug because I just Irish goodbyed everyone just now to disappear into my room. I can still hear the festivities as I read this. The peace and solitude feels amazing. Thanks for this story 😅
Make your phone light up , put it to your ear, say hello, give anyone looking the 'hold on a sec finger, and walk to your car. (This also works for people collecting money in front of grocery stores )
The way I Irish goodbye is I find 1 person who is by himself. Whether he's leaving the bathroom or having a smoke outside. I tell him I'm taking off and to tell everyone I said bye. That way everyone knows you left and you doing have to deal with everyone lol
I say I'm going out for a smoke and when friends ask why I didn't come back the next day, I tell them I ended up taking someone home (for the bro points). Depends on your known level of charisma, so I can only play this once a month or so but it works like a charm to assuage hurt feelings.
Should have ended the video with an Irish goodbye haha I gotta go outside for a smoke break. Open the door walk outside video continues to play for 20 seconds then just stops.
I Irish goodbye'd so much times that I actually turned Irish.
I was Asian before.
Holy shit I've been Irish goodbying and I didn't even know. Friend of mine is a pro though, any time we go out it's a guarantee halfway through the night, he's gone and won't be heard from before at least Wednesday.
😂😂 sounds like he has in down
I‘ve been doing Irish Goodbyes so much that by now people are surprised when I‘m still there at the end of the night (happens in like 5% of all cases)
“Gotta take a leak guys”
Aaron Hernandez gone forever
As an Irish man in Ireland the best way to do an Irish goodbye is to say your going the jacks (tiolet) and just walk out a side door. Boom sorted 👍
I Irish good bye myself and my whole family. I’ve been perfecting it for years. Poof we’re gone like we were never there. My wife’s family hates me. I say grow up.
My one college roommate was the king of this. Totally became a joke amongst us that at some point, Matt would disappear
Last time I went to the bar with friends one of them texted me asking where I went because they were going to another bar. I was already home 😂😂
Me: "Hey, where is the bathroom?" Them: "Oh it's over there." (Walking past the restroom through the exit....)
Im here because my friends called me the king of Irish goodbyes and I had no clue what it meant 😂 This shxt had me rollin on how accurate it was.
I didn't even know this was a thing... Thank you!!!
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If no one hits you up within 15-20min of leaving, get new friends.
This is just a regular goodbye for me. My cousin used to be terrible at letting people leave, it would be like a 3 hr ordeal and make you feel bad for leaving. Got to the point to where I just didn't go over there anymore.
Lmfaooo before I knew the term for this I called it pulling a Batman 🦇 😂
Haha. Great advice. Will try it tonight.
Let them know Cut! It is what it is!
I've been doing this for years. I had no idea there was a name for it. 🤣
This is great.❤️🔥
I tell them I'll be right back. Then I take off.
No, I'm not having fun. That's when I do it😂
You gotta drop more vids man🔥
Looks like I’m an Irishman
Dad is that you
This man is a god
Now I know what a Irish goodbye is, 😂 You drink like I do 🍻
I’m a houdini man for sure. Easiest way to leave with least amount of risk.
I love it I do it all the time
I’m fasho doing this at work 😂😂
Practice makes perfect people!
Damn straight
This guy is speaking my language!!!
Get drunk. Go home. Doordash Taco Bell. Yup that sounds about right.
I do it all of the time.
I guess I'm a dirtbag 🥴
I've been doing this all my life and until very recently I didn't know there was an actual name for just quietly leaving a party.....Irish Goodbye.....LOL
I have been doing this for so long that I let before someone was able to tell me that there was a name for this. 😂😂😂
I was once in Manhattan with this REALLY annoying guy that I knew, Raymond. I had ran into him because he decided to come visit my old church where I played drums at full time. He says, "lets take the train home together!" and I'm like, ".....ok.. yea.. are you sure? HAHAHA just joking.. not really. ..Ok come." Yes I said it just like that, because even HE knows he's annoying, yet he doesn't care. lol Yea he's one of *those* people. After 15 minutes of him following me and making annoying small talk and just.. being him.. I found an escape plan.. I litteraly gave him $2 the moment I found a dollar pizza place, and said, "Here, get yourself a slice and a soda".. He happily walks away into the place, with one person in front of him.. me.. dumbly contemplating IF I should just leave him there or not for like 2 minutes.. forgot just how FAST these places serve people.. SO.. after two minutes... I just SPRINT down the long Manhattan block dodging people like a serial killer is after me.. I get to the end of the block, and I realize.. "CRAP. He's probably out by now and can maybe see me if he squints.. it is night time though and I'm surrounded by people.. QUICK, walk normally and don't look back.." So.. little did I know what was quickly approaching in a light sprint from behind me, it was worse than a serial killer. It was Raymond, holding a slice of pizza and a soda. My heart sinks, as he says, "Hey! Where you trying to leave me?!" "No.. of course not.. I uh.. I was looking for a bathroom." I said with an anxious smile trying not to laugh. To which he replied, "Oh ok.... DUDE!! There was one right there!! In the Mcdonalds!! You just passed it!!" God shined his beautiful light on me with a second chance that night. I say, "Oh HAHA! How could I miss that?!" We walk BACK to the McDonald's on the same block.. and I say "Let me go first!" so I do. Then after I went to pee, I tell him, "Dude. You're drinking a soda, AND you're about to take the 6 train home to the Bronx.. that's a long trip.. go pee." Then he says, "DUDE. You're so right!! Ok be right back!" and just to rub it in, because he's been annoying to everyone since he was a fat little kid and I was teenager who was constantly somehow always forced to look after him with my friends. lol "Yea, go for it! I'll be right here waiting!!" ..To which he replies, "You're not going to ditch me right?!" and I say, "DUDE. GO PEE. If I was going to ditch you, I would've done it when you got pizza! Right?" and he's like, "Hmm.. yea you're right. Ok be right back!" and finally, I said "Ok. Don't get pee on your pizza" Then the SECOND that McDonald's restroom door closed... I sprinted FOUR straight blocks, and made sure to make random turns up and down the avenues so the odds of him finding me would be like winning the lotto.. 😂 I never ran so fast in my life.. lol When I could finally walk normally, and it was just silence, and only the sound of people talking and walking by me.. I never knew what peace sounded like, until that faithful night.
The next day, he writes to me on Facebook, and just says, "-_-", and I reply with, "Hahahahaha 😂🤣" Haven't spoken to him since ✊️🥲 Haha ..and I guess I inadvertently have the Irish people to thank for it? Thank you Irish people. I love your cereal. 👋👍🍀
I just want you to know that right now on Thanksgiving night, I'm lying in my bed giggling like a fiend at this story while feeling snug as a bug because I just Irish goodbyed everyone just now to disappear into my room. I can still hear the festivities as I read this. The peace and solitude feels amazing. Thanks for this story 😅
great story
Knowledge lives here
Im just happy to share the wisdom
Great end
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Me: hey I gotta run good to see ya. Care if I take one for later?
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Make your phone light up , put it to your ear, say hello, give anyone looking the 'hold on a sec finger, and walk to your car. (This also works for people collecting money in front of grocery stores )
Very good. No true Irishman does this
The way I Irish goodbye is I find 1 person who is by himself. Whether he's leaving the bathroom or having a smoke outside. I tell him I'm taking off and to tell everyone I said bye. That way everyone knows you left and you doing have to deal with everyone lol
Question, does is it still an Irish Goodbye if I do it at work and the next day tell the boss that I forgot to punch out. 😂
Fuckin' rights
😂
I say I'm going out for a smoke and when friends ask why I didn't come back the next day, I tell them I ended up taking someone home (for the bro points). Depends on your known level of charisma, so I can only play this once a month or so but it works like a charm to assuage hurt feelings.
Should have ended the video with an Irish goodbye haha I gotta go outside for a smoke break. Open the door walk outside video continues to play for 20 seconds then just stops.
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I wish
Grow uppp 😂😂😂
It’s called the Irish exit. Peace. No goodbyes I’m out 🤟
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