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- Crime scene analyst Matthew Steiner teaches the techniques forensics experts use to investigate bloodstain patterns, ranging from easy to difficult. Matthew explains how different types of forces create different bloodstain patterns in the crime scenes, and demonstrates how they can analyze these patterns to figure out how a crime was committed.
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when he said “next up we’re gonna try something a little more difficult, interpreting relationships” i felt that
Hard
Geese
You have relationships with geese?
Too real
Wow I just read this the same time he said it😮
My brain: "You should know how to analyze bloodstain patterns"
Me: "Why?"
My brain: "You just gotta"
My exact thoughts while clicking this video
Brain: you might need this knowledge in the near future. WATCH THIS!
me: ok fine
Now
I will kill without makeing
this mistakes
Bitte Get out of my head, danke.
It helps when making a story
for all the “math is irrelevant irl” jokes, I’ve genuinely wondered for YEARS wtf geometry would be applied to practically, AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THE ANSWER IS CRIME SOLVING??
One of the big applications for geometry is any form of 3D computer application. Think about it, you have some information about a 3D object, and then you have to somehow get that onto a 2D screen, complete with colour, shadows, reflections....
Duh
Structural engineering? Basic carpentry?
Geometry is probably one of the most important math topics in the practical world in my opinion
I'd argue that geometry is one of the best maths in it's use overall.
As a forensic science student, blood spatter analysis is totally important in crime scene investigation. The direction of blood flow, angle of origin, the dragging pattern could help you to figure out the condition of victim and perpetrator.
Hey. How is your schooling going. Mind sharing what kind of schooling is needed
Wow A forensic student, I met my kind of people
Murderer: Ok let's drag the body here, over there, turn back around, avoid this lil patch of floor and let's put some on the ceiling too
This guy: tf happened here
Love this comment
I'm dead 😂💀
explain me why i laughed at this for two minutes straight
This is hilarious cant stop laughing 🤣🤣u just made my day thanks😆
This guy: *Time to step up the game and use Calculus instead of Trigonometry*
Guy trying to flirt with me at 2am: "what are you doing up so late?"
Me: "learning how to analyze bloodstain patterns hbu?"
What's HBU?
@@bongzstar5137 "how bout you?"
ACTUALLY just happened to me lmaoo
Oh yes I also have bota flirting with me ;-;
Oh you think that's flirting haha
I’ve always been interested in forensic investigations but it truly requires so much skill it’s crazy
Mom: I’m not hitting you that hard why are you crying?
The slipper: 4:45
yikes 😭
Healthline has a good article titled "therapy for every budget" and it includes free options. Idr if it mentions it but many places have free counseling for youths and other demographics so that's worth checking. Therapy In A Nutshell and NICABM on YT are great, evidence based, understanding, thorough yet accessible, and made by actual therapists (I def recommend watching them regardless of whether you are or aren't getting therapy). And 7 Keys to Safe Trauma Recovery is a great book (might not be the title verbatim but I remember the author was Babette Rothchild).
1:40 "So if we used regular whole blood..."
My brain: So is it skimmed blood?
2% blood
@@Cob6 *Finna By 50 Gallons So I Can Get 100%*
almond blood.
@@deadpoetssociety8126 that's so vegan
Soy blood 👌
This guy: *shoots a guy on the set in the head*
The crew:
This guy: "so here you can see how the blood splattered on the wall-"
Nepustus lmao
thats some eric andre vibe there
It’s even funnier when you think about it😂
Lol
@@TONGA09 XD yeah
me watching dexter: oh yeah a blood-splatter analyst sounds like a cool job
me hearing this guy talk about triangles, hypotnuses, convergent points and tangents: nevermind
I suck at geology
Isn't geology studying about rocks and stuff LOL
@@massivepanda8692 haha yeah..they must be talking about geometry
Isn't Geology the study about earth's surface and etc?
I think you mean Geometry, a math subject about shapes and angles I guess.
Wrong subject buddy boy
Y’all completely missed the joke lol.
one time I woke up with a really bad nosebleed and in my sleepiness I thought I remembered the recommended way to make it stop was to just let it flow so I stood over the sink half awake and by the time I fully woke up and realized what I was doing the bathroom looked like a crime scene
You can never imagine how much gore, blood, darkness, death and depressing atmosphere this guy has seen because he seems so light and outgoing. It must be a cool experience to have a drink with him and hear his stories.
Or he's a psychopath and likes Gore blood darkness and death and a depressing atmosphere
no
@@kingray7287 chill he is not the dexter morgan. i guess
@@sh4-p339 Dexter was just like him nothing suspicious about him is happiness is just an act
King Ray you need to calm down.
I like how I refuse to learn basic math, but memorize blood stain patterns at 10pm.
@Emma Rigby omg how did it go?
@Emma Rigby oh well I hope you got great, at least it’s over with now 😭
@Emma Rigby same thing here 😭😭
I refuse to learn basic math, but I will memorise as many SCP's as my brain can take
Procrastination is a weird thing...
As someone interested in criminal justice, psychology, and forensics, this was a really interesting video that will hopefully help me out if I ever take a class relating to blood.
Ah yes. 3am youtube recommendations back at it again..
XD
I would’ve appreciated trigonometry so much more if the word problems involved investigating blood stains
RIGHTT forget a stupid ladder make me solve a murder case
Yes
It’s not math it’s physics formulas well it’s math but mainly physics
MESSI MAGIC physics is just applicable mathematics that you can observe.
It’s far more interactive and interesting to view it through the lenses of crime scene investigation rather than “Figure out how tall this ladder is”
Someone needs to adapt the trigonometry case like how 4chan experts solved Shia Labeouf's challenge
All the artists and writers watching this: *Write that down, write that down-*
*how did you know-*
Bruh, how'd you know?
i feel like some writers or artists make a picture based on what their trying to achieve which os totally fine. However for the most part i like it when they really study the subject to grasp a better meaning on how to do something.
@@izabellas2053 Exactly! As an artist and DM/casual writer in my spare time, it often sets me off when the creator of something doesn't do research on certain topics!
@@melktitv4540 Well, I am a casual writer/artist. I am one of you.
How did anyone not mention how funny it is that the bloodstain pattern analyst is called Steiner
I learned a lot watching this. Good skill to learn in the event I decide to switch up my college major.
I realize now you mean if you want to go into forensics but for a second I thought you were deciding to become a murderer💀
@@cheezzwafflezz2137 🤣😂 That had me rolling for a second. I might want a degree to find a killer, not a license to kill.
It amazes me how people with "morbid" careers are incredible chill and charismatic people.
yeah like ask a mortician caitlyn she is so sweet
I feel like you have to be, to be your own contrast against the darkness.
They say that about people who turned out to be phycopaths
@@sp0rkb018 most killers are very charismatic to throw off society... take Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer, they were loved by many, later were hated by most.
cause you need to be chill to have a job like that
WIRED: "How To Analyze Bloodstain Patterns!"
Future Serial Killers: "Understanding Counter Forensics."
Wont matter anymore with all the cameras, gps, and dna tracking you. Welcome to 2020.
miii pretty much Dexter
lord kanti
lmao sure
lord kanti serial killers who want to be off the grid will be off the grid i assure you
@@emmyluly4620 Agreed
I feel like this is a job that looks easy. But to actually recognise these patterns in real scenarios, must be difficult. Bravo👏🏻
I wish I saw this video a few days ago. My homework for a forensic class involved bloodstains and after reading the book I still didn't understand how to tell the difference. Matthew explained it better than my text and I would've been able to get a better grade on that homework. Thank you!
Dear FBI, this was in my recommendation feed, I have no intention on trying to put off the police with my bloodstained pattern
😂😂😂😂
Also the disappearance of the $50 000 is not of your concern, I was making a emergency withdrawal
same this was in my recommendation idk if someone’s going snoop in my history-
Dear FBI, my Google search history was for research purposes only. I have no intention on torturing someone by scaphism and throwing them in a lake an cover up my tracks.
that's exactly what someone who has intentions of trying to put off the police with their bloodstain pattern would say
There are two types of people watching this video
1, people who want to know how forensic works
2, people who want to learn how to cover their crime
I'm both, the second for writing
Also artists
3. you're an artist/writer
Why not both🤷🏻♀️🤭
5, this is what happens when u press auto-play
LOVE the super calm nonchalant "There we go" after he smashes the hammer in the intro
Wow! What an impeccably technical and perfectly didactic explanation at the same time! Especially for those who are majoring in forensic science. 🙋🏻♀️✅
Thank you, Mr. Steiner, for such great instructions and invaluable knowledge. 👩🏻🔬
He acts and sounds like he's in a cooking show. Cheery, entertaining and filling. Lol
@Lovecraft haha! filling in the sense of knowledge. Very informative.
bold of you to think this isnt a cooking show
This is a cooking show, he makes the best food
They say he makes the best Bloody Mary’s
"We don't want to contaminate the crime scene" yeah...
Forensic experts be like:
Yep this man died.
true comedy
😭💀🤣
Thank you Kit Fisto, Very Cool.
I laughed harder than i should
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I enjoy watching these videos to help me with writing stories. The information is extremely helpful since I can accurately describe crime scenes.
this is actually really fascinating to me. although i really don’t know why i’m eating dinner while watching this
This video is a goldmine for all those crime writers googling this exact thing in the middle of the night
Who would do that?
(clears history)
That’s weird. (Locks notes)
Strange. ( put password on laptop and folder)
I have no idea what you're on about (puts locks on my drawers)
ColdFridgePizza (Calls lockpicking lawyer) ha.. no forensic investigators here...
This kind of guy should speak at career day in high school to motivate kids to learn trigonometry.
Yessss. I just learned some trigonometry and I was shocked to see it was actually useful
Still can't believe the day where I actually find a use for the pythagorean theorem. Holy mackerel.
@@MithriAK So you have never actually used GPS?
@@MithriAK finding the fastest route through grass is a good way to use the pythagorean theorem.
To be honest, I understood it all, but once the math came in I instinctively felt sudden sickness at the sight of the crime scenes and I truly believe it's because of my hatred for trigonometry. Bringing trigonometry into the conversation made me realize I could never spend my life doing this. I could follow and understand, but my brain was so angry for having to think fast enough to follow during this. 😭
Hello there!
At first I would like to thank you for this video that is most like a 10/10 class.
I remember when I first watched CSI and dreamed of working on this job. Now I'm finally concluding my third engineering degree and and studying to be papilloscopist here in my homeland, Brazil. My dream is to use all this physics and chemistry for a better and safer world.
It's amazing to see such amazing and beautifully explained content for free and for everyone here on CZcams.
Best regards ♡
Me writing a murder report for my oc story: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Scary part is statistically there must be at least 1 murderer watching this out of 11 mil people.
Fr like get ready for the next "MOST HARD SLOVED CASE" vid on youtube
Bold for you to assume there’s only one.
@@shienamae5736 Very
@@shienamae5736 suggestive
@@shienamae5736 They said at least 1.
When he started using math to solve a crime scene, my last neuron was also killed...
thus you were free
Ichangednametoamorecringyone free thus you were
*WuT tHe fUcC iS a NeUrOn?*
@@nunyabou5538 lol
I could've lolled at this 2 weeks ago, but nooooo...I decided to postpone watching this recommendation😂
In my forensics class we did this test of the different blood drops at different heights and angles and it was very fun
I'm in a forensics class, this has been great to review before my unit test
The way he said ‘regular whole blood’ as if he was talkin bout milk
Lmao😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean, Milk is also squeezed out of someone's body. Most of the times without their consent as well.
"someone's body" @@weasley2o13
Personally i like my blood to be half and half
I bet that sheep’s ghost is hella confused about this dude who’s playing with a bottle of his semi skimmed blood.
Lmaoo
Btw my name is evelyn too
ghost..... yea...... riiiiiiight...
@@trollrat2828 Well humans are animals so unless plants have them then they don’t exist
@@trollrat2828 Humans are animals lmao go back to school
I learned all this stuff in school last year in forensics and saw this and was curious how in depth it was and it explained so well this made more sense then my teacher explaining it for 2 months
That’s because they’re lemons who would rather blabber continuously to kill time than get straight to the cutting point so everyone understands
My teacher said the word ‘like’ 60 times yesterday, I counted.
I'm currently studying this and this video was an amazing help!!!!! Thank you 😊!
Aight, So you want to know how to get away with murder huh?
I take the challenge.
I swear its for a book!
Hahahaha lol
Good luck
It's for study
It was in my recommended dont send a strike team please
This guy looks like he's about to laugh any second.
Mahdi Pratama yeah... he does have an eerie little joyous smirk
After I read this I started cackling when he smiled really big at 13:35 (ish) 😂😭 I find it so funny that he’s just smiling while delivering all of this info that’s quite serious
yeah, he did laugh at 11:44 lol
You better not edit this comment
I know, he reminds me to british actor David Schneider
Dude!!! My science fair project was on analyzing blood splatters!! Won my state competition a few years ago, but I thought it was cool that it's being taught on the internet!
HES SO CHILL LIKE HES JUST SO CALM
Someone: "I'm gonna do forensics because there's no math"
Me: *Laughing Inside *
Matheus Mariano If i ever hear someone say that I’ll be like “oh honey...” 😂
I'm surprised of how much math these involved in this profession. Its crazzy
I would do this even though I'm pretty sure I have dyscaculia lmao I hate math. but this blood and math that might be doable. where my calculator at?
@@mostazezo 🤣🤣
No one has ever said that ever
If my math teacher would tell me I could use tangents to analyze blood stains, I would be more interested in math
Marry Goround umm why?
Marry Goround I love your profile picture
@@princessmonkey3399 thanks!
Samee. We’re just learning about tangent, cosine and sinus rn. This made it so much more interesting xD
Hopefully you mean you are more interested and not that you would be more interested.
Had to watch this video in my forensics class in eighth grade during Covid very interesting and actually very informative if you want to know how blood splatter works.❤
It would be interesting if you can convert a blood splatter picture to a 2d coordinate. And develop some kind of predictive analysis model with it. maybe there already is one idk
4:37 ‘or this could be the suspects shoe wear impression’
everyone gangsta til a serial killer start murdering with some pink glitter sandals on
My sister has those...
toxicdragon562 lmao
LK Nekota uh oh
LK Nekota you wont like my comment then
pink socks what was it?
Specialist: Blood behaves in this specific way.
Artists/Authors: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
Serial Killers: Neato.
Jordan Fleming that may or may not be the exact reason I'm watching this
Jordan Fleming I feel called out as a serial killer now. IM NOT DO NOT WORRY I JUST HAVE A FASCINATION WITH THIS STUFF BLAME MY FATHER. (He was a coroner. Look it up if you don’t know what it is, it’s not that complicated but I don’t want to explain it.)
Hmmm, I feel called out
You’re right about the artist part.
As an artist I agree
I wish the field of forensics had more representation when I was in high school. I watch Forensic Files, Forensic Files II, Bones, NCIS, and others that I’m blanking on at the moment, JUST to see the forensic pieces get put together to solve the case! I also enjoy the history on forensics that is covered in the Forensic Files TV shows too.
I'm a forensic student and I'm watching this literally 40 minutes before i have to do a mock crime scene😂
The best part about this is we didn’t ask for this but it’s here
I wanna know. If(when) I kill someone I wanna know what would happen
Lol
@@mid5503
Oh wait what-
I searched blood
I can’t like this comment now
Ngl he lowkey looks like he's having fun lol
Well if you're gunna do a job all your life then why not enjoy it a little im shure that hes not happy that people die
im sure he's excited to share his skills and knowledge with a large and dedicated crowd lol i would be too!
He's glad it's something other than human blood for a change
I'd love to play with blood... I'm serious, this is a problem
@@atlas5513 yup get help
Thank you for all the professionals like him, justice is possible for people who deserve it.
i'm a 14 year old student whose really interested in forensics and watching this makes makes me learn a lot of things, thank you!
Alternate title:
*_A murderer's guide to misleading the detectives._*
And My suspect is you😂
They're pretty well trained to detect that, so it would probably only help detectives understand the killer more.
That's exactly why I clicked this video.
Most people if they’re trying to get away with a crime can get stressed, rush and therefore make mistakes. Luckily this is all to do with physics but even despite that, there’s the understanding of human nature such that if someone has time to confuse forensics teams then they probably have time to clean things up. Making a bigger mess would be counterintuitive. so would harming someone so fatally that they’re not able to get themselves help, and hiding it but still
I promise i definitely will not kill anyone using this knowledge
Imagine killing someone while wearing pink glitter flip flops
Imagine dying in pink glitter flip flops
iconic tho
Wow, That's a wonderful timing there
That sounds iconic
I just wanna take someone down with ✨fashion✨
As a math enthusiast and horror lover, this video is a fascinating bridge between my two passions! It's amazing how math and physics can be applied to understanding bloodstain patterns in crime scenes. It's like solving a puzzle using trigonometry and geometry to unlock the secrets behind a gruesome story. This just goes to show that math is not only useful in everyday life, but can also be thrilling and intellectually stimulating. Who knew that studying math could be so spine-chillingly exciting!
I swear I was so amazed seeing this video I did my biology investigatory project on the topic Analysis of Blood Stain Patterns
0:01
**Face Covered In Blood With A Smile**
_There we go!_
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’m breaking the heart chain
Smart guy: “So we’re looking at a spatter pattern”
Me: hehe spattern
I giggled and said splattern LOL
*SPARRRTAANNS!*
my humor is awful why did i laugh
@@eccentricz82 Because your among the morbid who happen to enjoy sick humor! 😁
I hate that I laughed at this joke.
It's so cool how much goes into blood patternsb
I love how he smiles most of the time no matter what he’s talking about, he just wants to make me smile too.
This video: Exists
Artists, writers and serial killers: Its free real estate.
One of these things is not like the others!
@@supermira2473 i dont see anything wrong tbh
Also sfx fans
you're mom idoit 😂😂👊
Hadronic
we are mom?
I didn't expect to ever hear SOH CAH TOA again outside of math class
Is it not SOA CAH TOH?
Honestly!!
HereToFightYou🚬 no
We used oshachota lol
@@Riderfire38 no its sohcahtoa
Hey thanks for this vid. It's been very helpful!
When I’m older I want to go into forensics so this is so awesome
The things this guy must see...and he's just chilling here like everything's ok
Well usually all the forensics teams see are the blood and photos of the body/bodies instead of the actual corpse! They come in after the initial discovery of a crime seen.
They also have therapists or if not they just have a really stable mind/strong stumuck
@@Christina-mf6yk I'm gonna be one of the unlucky ones lmao
I'm studying to be a forensic pathologist
Note the hesitation before hitting the blood. He's not real happy about the prospect of getting spattered with blood.
Before he gets the official job, he’s obligated to see deaths & graphic videos. He’s prolly mutual with the situation.
Imagine you get killed by a guy in pink flip flops
Lmao I'd kill myself before they get to me.
I’d be honoured.
@@satan3034 oh no satan
GOD BLESS YOU!!
So, my mother ?
GTA V
I’m a forensics major with an emphasis on bpa and this stuff I will tell you is the coolest thing o ever done
As someone who’s interested in that job, that’s amazing! Thank you guys
Why learn math? SO YOU CAN FIGURE OUT BLOOD SPLATTER
YEAH, IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING CHEMISTRY RIGHT NOW BUT, YOU KNOW, BLOOD SPLATTER
@@lukeparsons7800 I felt that.
@@lukeparsons7800 same 😭😭
finally, trigonometry has a function outside of school
@@hanc724 ba dum tsss
The video: *shows how to analyse bloodstains*
Me, an artist: HMmMmMMmm, yeeees...
Same :v
Fr lol
That's the reason I clicked this vid
Same.
Thought I was the only one. Glad I'm not.
Watching this, I finally know why my arts professor at university called many of my paintings/illustrations a „crime scene inspection“.
I‘ve subconsciously used blood stain patterns in combination with bold dark colors reminiscent of (dried) blood. XD
When the forensics expert described the individual patterns I knew what the result/cause would be, because I‘ve basically used 90% of them to get color on canvas or textiles… funny that.
That little anecdote aside - this is a really interesting and informativ video.
Came back to this for a refresher
He has really bright eyes for someone who's seen the dark side of society
I don’t know them eyes seem pretty empty sometimes
Fia Olait yeaaaaah I see it too
well thats because hes not thinking about dead people 24/7 unlike you edgy losers
shrek onion
U wouldn’t know lmao
that's deep
Killer: aight Ima just drag the body here, bring it back that way, turn it around, drag it back, blood stains everywhere
Crime scene analyst observing crime scene: ‘ tf is this? ‘
Leo are you try to draw??
Thanks for the idea.
@@giornogiovanna9657 I-
Exactly
Stab spleen, collect blood in a bucket, splash it around, go to jail.
Did a crime scene investigation exam in science in high school we even got to go to a real court was awesome
Reminding me of my csi class and it's awesome
their are 4 types of people here;
1: those who are interested in this job type
2; people who are bored and don't know why there here
3: murderers trying to cover their tracks
4; artists
edit; I know I used the wrong their/there/they're I really don't care people 😭 🖐 it's the internet not a spelling-bee
5: fanfic writers
Writers too
#2 here, I'm high af
1
Hahah I dunno why I found #4 surprising. Makes sense.
This video: *exists*
Artists and writers: “it’s free real estate”
(me as an comic artist)
°-°
That’s the only reason a clicked this video tho
*Furiously taking notes*
Guilty as charged
Serial killers: yes, yes, of course, art and words and stuff
Thanks now I cleared out all the evidences they could find
They are real pro, I'm glad I'm learning a tiny bit today thanks to them 🤩
no one:
nobody in the world:
youtube recommendations: hey, wanna learn how to analyze bloodstains?
funny clever comment hahahahhahaahhahaaahahahahha give like!!!
@@choncho7309 T
I mean who wouldn't? 😂😂
The csi world is calling you
And you clicked
My mans said "sohcahtoa" and just awakened a part of my brain I didn't know I still had
SAME
i said it outloud in front of my parents and they thought i was crazy
Same! I was like „oh right...I knew that once“
is that a MaTH ReFeREnCe?
As a forensic interested person who dreams of becoming a crime investigator, I wish I could be this professional in the future.
sameeee
I wish you both luck then!
Bro I have a forensics final coming up sometime this week so this was quite convenient and helpful (since it popped up on my suggested)
here are some timestamps
safety 0:40
identification; blood 1:21
passive patterns 2:22
contact transfer pattern 4:06
flow pattern 6:20
saturation pattern 6:50
pooling pattern 7:29
spatter 8:06
scene analysis; tools: digital caliper, ruler 9:42
area of convergence 9:48
angle of impact 11:04
area of origin 12:39
interpreting relationships; blood spatter samples 13:33
passive drip pattern 14:14
wipe pattern 14:34
swipe pattern 15:04
cast-off pattern 15:29
spatter pattern 15:58
You are an absolute angel
Thank you man
Thanks, I'm on a reeaaalll time crunch here :)
Thanks cap
Thanks man needed help before the cops got here
“For safety purposes” aka the intern wasn’t willing to donate his body to science.
Mason Marr lmao 69th like
"Come on man, it's a little bit of science! Sure, you'd have to die a little, but only for like 10 minutes!"
Scaredy cat
DUDE, A SETTLEMENT NEEDS HELP
@@mayamuller9233 "Come on man, everyone else is getting donated to science!"
As a data scientist, I couldn’t help but think about all the computer vision projects one could make out of images of these simulations. All the analysis and all. I’m sure they probably do this but this would be an interesting project to look into.
So cool that this popped up on my feed without searching anything about forensics and I'm in a forensics class lol.
This man is teaching us how to cover our tracks IF we kill someone, and hes doing it like a father
cover our tracks when*
@@QuokkaWaka for legal reasons I had to say if
@@therealduckoverlord Dude Lmao
@eqw alle lol I just realized you're implying you're the FBI
@eqw alle so you're with the funky ball inspectors?
I got something for you to checkout
Anyone: "footprints"
This man, an intellectual: "ShOeWeAr ImPrEsSiOnS"
😂😂 I didn't notice. I can't stop laughing
500 IQ play
I wonder if they have to be super specific? Like foot prints are actual bare foot marks, and shoe wear impressions are the shoe prints
Timothy Craig Barr feet
@@sabrinaramos1435 Yes
CZcams: Hey wanna learn how to analyse blood patterns instead of doing your English homework?
Me: *ok*
ME RN
but Shrek doesn't go to school..
Angelika K. Oh but I do.
Actually, that’s the same exact situation I’m in rn
Talitha Untono maybe
"As you can see the circle of blood is a bit rough around the edges"
*Me watching this in 360p that's a circle?"
Laughs in 144p.
Andrzej Sobański LMAO
Crying in loading
Shades oooof
240p 🙄🤣🤣