It's so weird that even dressed as a cauliflower, Bob still manages to look uncannily like Greg Wallace. Nobody does absurd and surreal comedy like Vic and Bob.
At 1 point, long before this was filmed, Bob Mortimer was in a writers meeting and said "make me a cauliflower". This is why I'll love him till the day I die.
As per most people, I think Dan Skinner's "Stop living in the past, Peter. Move on" line is the best one. Vic and Bob's take on Mastechef (twice) are right up there in terms of my memories of their work. I know, I know. "Move on".
@sethhesio1902 Still the most surreal thing ever broadcast Bob with that massive moustache and tiny little nose. Along with Cauliflower Wallace his two most iconic prothetics.
"Who remembers old-fashioned trousers? Do you remember when we were in the olden days when we used to wear old-fashioned trousers? D'you remember that? You remember don't you?"
Mr Glew Well you can’t have seen many because this is shit. Check out The Smell Of (series 2 more than series 1 but 1 still good in places) and Bang Bang It’s Reeves & Mortimer for much much better than this.
Bob Mortimer actually praises Peter Kay in his autobiography. Fun fact there. I say praises but he was praising him on one of his stand up performances as a young man.
"Thank you. Who remembers clackers? That was a lovely playground favourite. D'you remember the Aztec Bar? The Steakhouse Grill, who remembers that? Norman! You remember the Steakhouse Grill don't you? There's always a Norman in't there? There's always a Norman! Do you remember Norman churches?"
Peter Kay, what happened to that lad, remember him? What an underrated comic. I miss being reminded of things I had previously known but had forgotten that I was aware of...
I say this to my wife, in the Greg voice, every time she reminds me I need to do something around the house. I've never shown her this clip so she doesn't know where it's from. The inevitable divorce is going to be worth it.
Very late reply, but to this day, I still think of a cauliflower in the split second between Greg Wallace popping up on TV and me changing the channel.
Spot on about Peter Kay. All he ever does is waffle on about things from the 80s. I'm exactly the same age as him so unforunately I know exactly what hes talking about!
I was on a coach trip once, and on the journey back, I was talking with my friend about what we'd done that day, as we'd gone off to do separate things. Suddenly, the coach driver announced "I've got a treat for you all" and put on a CD of Peter Kay remembering Spangles for an hour and rendered conversation impossible.
To think one day, the next 'Peter Kaye' will be doing routines saying stuff like.... "Remember CZcams? That was an old fashioned way of consuming videos weren't it"
There's was one where George Dawes did Jamie Oliver and ulrika was the wife under the silver serving dish - he did a salad in a helmet Where can I find it ?
@dennisnedry It's true. 100%. I work as boom operator assitant for some shooting stars and Reeves did suggest that as a joke but it was considered too vulgar for BBC.
yeah that's what i thought as well, i was almost waiting for them to add the little - line to finish it off, because it would fit right into their style of humor, but i guess it was just a coincidence.
I thought I heard "Vernon Kay", so I just thought it was completely surreal humour. But no. It was Peter Kay, and very well observed humour, in a surreal way.
@ThePotatoInfestation i"m sorry to hear that, i love Bobs quick whit, & surrealist humour! I"ve heard Ganja is good for arthritis. So Bob should get on the herbal medacine...
Clackers who remembers Clackers? - That was a lovely playground favourite weren’t it? Do you remember the Aztec Bar? Stakehouse Grill who remembers that? Norman - you remember the Stakehouse Grill don’t you? There’s always a Norman isn’t there? Always somewhere there’s a Norman Do you remember Norman Churches? They were good weren’t they? Norman churches with the lovely architecture round the doorway Who remembers old fashioned trousers? Do you remember? Do you remember in the olden days when you used to wear old fashioned trousers...do you remember that? You do don’t you? Do you remember Puffalumps? Remember paraffin lamps? That was an old fashioned style of heating weren’t it Do you remember Asbestos? That was very difficult to remove from your roofing cavities wasn’t it? Remember Panda Pops? Remember Donkey jackets with the leather panel at the back? Do you remember them? Do you remember Dirty Den? Do you remember Blunderbusses? That was an old fashioned type of weaponry weren’t it? Remember arsenic? Leg Warmers?
"WE'VE ALL ENJOYED THE MEMORIES, PETER"
It's so weird that even dressed as a cauliflower, Bob still manages to look uncannily like Greg Wallace. Nobody does absurd and surreal comedy like Vic and Bob.
the Kipper Kids did...
Although shit, Monty Python did.
@@chillisauce6079 So did Spike Milligan on Q.
Shooting Stars - Masterchef 0002am 10.9.22 still didnt tell me how to mek a decent soup...
Hold up, you mena that isn't the real Greg Wallace?!
“Why are you reminding people of these things?” The delivery of that line 👌🏼
totally, and his facial expression
At 1 point, long before this was filmed, Bob Mortimer was in a writers meeting and said "make me a cauliflower". This is why I'll love him till the day I die.
And he said it "MAYK MEE UH COLLIE FLOWUH"
@@AaronGilliland When it was done: "LAAAAHVLAY!"
@@AaronGilliland Had a Wereman
He wandered into the makeup department one day and said the same. Apparently, they just accepted it as a normal day at work.
At least once a day "Stop living in the paaast Peter" pops into my head. About once a week I treat myself to a watch of this clip
Move on!
What are ya, a freakin historian?!
Exactly what just happened 😂😂
hahah this is so relatable
Have you watched it this week?
“Peter Kay there, reminding people of things they’d previously known, but forgotten they were aware of anymore.” 😂
An underrated line
Peter Kay's entire stand-up act in one sentenc
"You're just a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for you-hooooooooooo!"
No no no, it's a cake like a shoe...
@@ME-ol9gk I've just cogitated.
Novelty cakes aaaaaaaaaaand puddings.
I'd love for Vic to be a judge on Great British Bake Off and he goes round saying this to the contestants, especially the celebrity ones! 😂
Peter Kay - Remembering things from the early 80's since 1997.
Look, these are fabulous memories Peter, but what's on your menu?!
"Blunderbuses, that were an old fashioned form of weaponry wasn't it?"
"When was the last time you ever used a halberd? A medieval 'alberd?"
Kevin Richards remember tomahawks?
@@animatiz Cave paintings, they were an old form of artwork.............
Or ye brass hand.
Could fire literally anything, including a handful of stones or a bag of nails.
As per most people, I think Dan Skinner's "Stop living in the past, Peter. Move on" line is the best one. Vic and Bob's take on Mastechef (twice) are right up there in terms of my memories of their work.
I know, I know. "Move on".
I wish they'd done more!
Oh my lord … the first Masterchef sketch transcended comedy show and became high art… “you’re just a fakey cake maker…”
@@RataStueyand I ain't got time for you-houuuuu
@sethhesio1902 Still the most surreal thing ever broadcast
Bob with that massive moustache and tiny little nose.
Along with Cauliflower Wallace his two most iconic prothetics.
"What are you, a friggin' historian?"
Utterly hilarious. The best line is "Stop living in the past Peter, move on" at 1:08
Mines "why are you reminding people of these things?"
@@MrBaronCabron 'Look these are fabulous memories Peter, but what's on the menu!?' takes it for me
I'm stating the obvious but Sounds like the most typical soap opera cliche line I can think of. Hence Dirty Den.
"Who remembers old-fashioned trousers? Do you remember when we were in the olden days when we used to wear old-fashioned trousers? D'you remember that? You remember don't you?"
I think this is the funniest Vic & Bob sketch that I've ever seen.
Mr Glew Well you can’t have seen many because this is shit. Check out The Smell Of (series 2 more than series 1 but 1 still good in places) and Bang Bang It’s Reeves & Mortimer for much much better than this.
Simondo81 If this is a shit sketch, why did you watch it here on CZcams?
How Bob Mortimer managed to keep a straight face throughout this, I will never know! classic.
Notice how that squirt of blood/ketchup at the end actually lands in the shape of an almost perfect £ sign.
THESE ARE FABULOUS MEMORIES PETAH!
WE'VE ALL ENJOYED THE MEMORIES, PE-UH!
BUT WHAT'S ON YOUR MENU?
The only thing that could make this better would be a cameo for the terrifying Lloyd Grossman simulacrum complaining that the show's changed.
Haha a fantastic portrayal of John Torode. Brilliant too how they noticed his eternal stubble!
This is probably the funniest sketch they have done in recent series of shooting stars
Bob Mortimer actually praises Peter Kay in his autobiography. Fun fact there. I say praises but he was praising him on one of his stand up performances as a young man.
The cauliflower on Greg's head is genius
I still see him as a talking cauliflower all these years later.
Well, until I find the remote and turn the bugger off.
I'd love to go to his live-show and heckle him with 'stop living in the past Peter, move on,' while wearing wolf fangs.
This is one of the best things they've done. Fucking hilarious.
u just did
we just need a floating loyd grossman and this would be the best sketch EVER.
I can't even express how funny I find this.
Love Peter Kay but that's spot on, a lot of British stand up is 'Mind that thing we used to do?, mynd that show?'
"They were good, weren't they, Norman churches with the lovely architecture round the doorway."
"Remember blunderbusses? That was an old-fashioned type of weaponry weren't it."
"Why are you reminding us of these things?"
"Thank you. Who remembers clackers? That was a lovely playground favourite. D'you remember the Aztec Bar? The Steakhouse Grill, who remembers that? Norman! You remember the Steakhouse Grill don't you? There's always a Norman in't there? There's always a Norman! Do you remember Norman churches?"
Lovely architecture around the doors.
the intonation and accent on Aztec Bar is so perfect
love peter kays work,but have noticed he tends to take over a show when he goes on,so picking up the mic was bang on accurate!
I love the way Bob goes from an angry Cockney to his gentle, Middlesbrough self.
ahah oh yeah never noticed that
@@eyeshandy Always gives me a giggle. 😁
How the hell did they get peter k to agree to do this! I was just expecting one of them to dressed as him doing an impression
Hahaha
If you look closely you can actually see its not actually Peter Kay, but it is in fact his twin brother, Michael Kay.
@@mi16s16turbo I thought Vernon
@@mi16s16turbo I think it's his cousin, Definitelynot O'Kay
"What are you, a frigging historian?"Very passable Aussie accent.
That’s all Peter Kay’s comedy is, “remember this, remember that”
Did he do that in Car Share? I don't remember him doing it.
Anyone else mesmerized by the ketchup splash almost forming a perfect £ sign?
Peter Kay, what happened to that lad, remember him? What an underrated comic. I miss being reminded of things I had previously known but had forgotten that I was aware of...
Eeh, you're right. He reminded me about clackers. I laughed so much that I nearly choked to death on my garlic bread.
"You've enjoyed listening to me memories haven't you. D'you remember Dirty Den?"
why are you reminding people of these things?
I say this to my wife, in the Greg voice, every time she reminds me I need to do something around the house. I've never shown her this clip so she doesn't know where it's from. The inevitable divorce is going to be worth it.
@@ignoblesurfer6281 I like how he just drops the Gregg accent for this line, like it's a genuine question outside of the sketch
The funniest line! It’s how earnest and terse he is.😂😂😂😂😂
@@ignoblesurfer6281 hehe its you're duty
@@nickstone1587 I know I've always wondered why that line is so funny and that's it I think. Literally never noticed. Like it's made him a bit sad
I'm very much enjoying the individual transcripts of the sketch. People pointing out things we've just seen but might not have fully been aware of.
"Stop living in the past Peter - move on!"
laaaavly to have you on the shaooow!
John Terode as a Werewolf (Dan Skinner) absolutely cracked me up. Thats one big meal for him though he won't need to kill for weeks!
Very late reply, but to this day, I still think of a cauliflower in the split second between Greg Wallace popping up on TV and me changing the channel.
Peter Kay got rich telling us stuff we slightly forget about
peter who? Oh yeah, I remember him....he wer a comedian of a sort weren't ee, ?
@thewomble1509 Aye. Of a sort. Never had time for him myself, I were too busy putting Spangles through mangles
Gregg Wallace does look like a cauliflower. Our favourite Wallace quote is a loud "I LIKE CHIPS!" and we've being shouting it ever since
Spot on about Peter Kay. All he ever does is waffle on about things from the 80s. I'm exactly the same age as him so unforunately I know exactly what hes talking about!
I was on a coach trip once, and on the journey back, I was talking with my friend about what we'd done that day, as we'd gone off to do separate things. Suddenly, the coach driver announced "I've got a treat for you all" and put on a CD of Peter Kay remembering Spangles for an hour and rendered conversation impossible.
Who remembers this video?
Bobs gregg Wallace is spot on!
Who remembers old fashioned trousers?
Still proudly wearing them.
Fabulous memories Peter.....
"Modern comedy is just remembering things in a northern accent" - some southern comedian but I can't remember which (in any accent)
Stewart Lee, I think.
@@jackayers4955 cant stand him. ooooh hes so profound. bollocks.
To think one day, the next 'Peter Kaye' will be doing routines saying stuff like....
"Remember CZcams? That was an old fashioned way of consuming videos weren't it"
I bet Gregg Wallace hated this impression! I hope he did anyway!
Greg?
Howard Send no Gregg. Don’t make that mistake of one g, he hates it apparently.
cant imagine him being overjoyed lol
He's a massive dickhead so I hope it really annoyed him.
Not as much as that unfunny shit Kay.
This is Amazing
Priceless
Love these guys, so many memories and still class to this day. Forgot how pretty Urika was as well!!
You should see her now. She looks like gone off kebab meat
Do you remember vic and Bob ? do you remember shooting stars ? ulrika remember her ? Remember when she was pretty ?
@@mmmyeah7 you ok hun
Magical memories.
I myself love living in a time warp.
Am a complete weirdo!
😉🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮
‘Why are you reminding people of these things!’
Fantastic
There's was one where George Dawes did Jamie Oliver and ulrika was the wife under the silver serving dish - he did a salad in a helmet
Where can I find it ?
czcams.com/video/w67Gq0Tx-RQ/video.html
Do you remember Norman church’s brass hand?
Do you remember Peter Kay? That was an old fashioned comedy wasn't it?
We've all enjoyed the memowies peter
remember blunderbusses
I like Vic and Bob and Peter Kay
I LIKE HIS IMPRESSIONS... VERY MUCH...
Whenever I hear the name Norman, I always say "Norman Churches?" in a Lancastrian accent. It always amuses me, never the other person 😅
A brilliant piss-take of Peter Kay. Spot on.
I think Peter Kay is funny but I love vic and Bob too.
Hey you just gotta laugh sometimes . You remember sometimes lovely song ❤
Reminds me of Rufus Hound on Buzzcocks "Go see Peter Kay, he's brilliant at REMEMBERING"
A top tip in Viz once was "Save money on Peter Kay tickets by sitting at home remembering things."
"Remember arsenic? That were old fashioned"
Ah, those childhood poisons, what memories they bring back.
How the fuck does Bob look so much like Greg in this?!
The same way he looked like kick from Brook side. I mean, it’s black face. But…
Crying laughing...can't even!!
Aaah, Peter 'One routine' Kay. A true master of how not to be funny.
He looks even more like Greg Wallace today 😁
2 years later even more! 😂
When he picks the mic up...
Lmao
@dennisnedry It's true. 100%. I work as boom operator assitant for some shooting stars and Reeves did suggest that as a joke but it was considered too vulgar for BBC.
I know people who've worked with Peter Key and they've all said he was one of the most unpleasent people you'd ever have the misfortune to meet.
In exactly the same context people have mentioned to me the following as being horrendous to deal with. Hugh Grant, Bruce Forsyth, Tim Wonnacott
Aphex David ... Forsyth; an utter arse. Rude beyond description.
Derek Smallshorts so what?
He seems nice enough in this clip.
People say that about everyone famous though. You will probably hear it about Ed Sheeran when people finally get sick of his music.
accidental £ signe at the end haha
The ketchup splatter looks like a £ symbol....
+Russell Carter LOL
yeah that's what i thought as well, i was almost waiting for them to add the little - line to finish it off, because it would fit right into their style of humor, but i guess it was just a coincidence.
Remember t'old pound coin...that were good weren't it?
So did I but didn't think it worth mentioning.
Remember shooting stars? That show were well funny.
The sarcasm is killer i. This!
D'ya remember Dirty Den?!
"you've enjoyed listenin to me memories haven't ye.....d'ya remember dirty den?"
Kinda weird that John Torode was on the front of the paper this week confirming that he's a werewolf. Wish I was making it up.
I thought I heard "Vernon Kay", so I just thought it was completely surreal humour. But no. It was Peter Kay, and very well observed humour, in a surreal way.
Angelos is a genius
Peter 'av it' Kay, Mike Delaney from skills academy was in that advert
Remember blunderbusses? That was an old fashinoed type of weaponry, wasn't it?
Totally nuts and unpredictable but so funny!
@ThePotatoInfestation i"m sorry to hear that, i love Bobs quick whit, & surrealist humour! I"ve heard Ganja is good for arthritis. So Bob should get on the herbal medacine...
When he grabs mic 44 lmao
It's funny because it's accurate :o)
A very reasonable pisstake.
So so good. This is almost as good as the Shakamoto Investigation. Which is MEGA!
Shakamoto is unreal haha. Watch it every day
I'm listening to Gone Fishing at the moment. Apparently Bob has always hated this kind of stand-up comedy.
This is class LOL
Clackers who remembers Clackers? - That was a lovely playground favourite weren’t it?
Do you remember the Aztec Bar? Stakehouse Grill who remembers that?
Norman - you remember the Stakehouse Grill don’t you?
There’s always a Norman isn’t there? Always somewhere there’s a Norman
Do you remember Norman Churches?
They were good weren’t they? Norman churches with the lovely architecture round the doorway
Who remembers old fashioned trousers? Do you remember?
Do you remember in the olden days when you used to wear old fashioned trousers...do you remember that? You do don’t you?
Do you remember Puffalumps?
Remember paraffin lamps? That was an old fashioned style of heating weren’t it
Do you remember Asbestos? That was very difficult to remove from your roofing cavities wasn’t it?
Remember Panda Pops?
Remember Donkey jackets with the leather panel at the back? Do you remember them?
Do you remember Dirty Den?
Do you remember Blunderbusses? That was an old fashioned type of weaponry weren’t it?
Remember arsenic?
Leg Warmers?
Thanks
STOP LIVING IN THE PAST, PETER. MOVE ON!
We've all enjoyed the memories Peter!
the ketchup/blood splatter at the end looks like a pound sign