Bob Mortimer's Train Guy

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  • čas přidán 17. 02. 2020

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  • @timticklerful
    @timticklerful Před 3 lety +64

    In 1991, Vic and Bob were filming a TV show in the road next to my Grandma’s house. I approached both of them to get a autograph, coming back with two autographs and a cone of chips that Bob got me from the food van on the set. A lovely bloke.

    • @mrtoad1408
      @mrtoad1408 Před 2 lety +6

      Don't care if its true or not, this story has made my year.

    • @timticklerful
      @timticklerful Před 2 lety +5

      @@mrtoad1408 all true!

    • @thesunreport
      @thesunreport Před 4 měsíci +3

      It's these little insights into the world of celebrity that we mere mortals never really get to see. 'Going behind the curtain' so to speak. A CONE of chips??, not simply a tray with a wooden fork, but a CONE of chips. Don't tell me it was printed to look like newspaper as I'll lose my mind!!

    • @mixtapesfrommylatepartner
      @mixtapesfrommylatepartner Před 2 měsíci +3

      A cone is easier to hold as one is walking along. Therefore less likely to be dropped.

    • @thesunreport
      @thesunreport Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@mixtapesfrommylatepartner Was that comment for me??, I was just being silly for the sake of it. 🙂

  • @p4cks
    @p4cks Před 4 lety +288

    easily one of the funniest comedians in the last 50 years. everything he does is 100% original

    • @timeless4369
      @timeless4369 Před rokem

      “The lift service is so swift you’re tits kiss your ball bag on the way up” - Bob Mortimer

  • @demetrikatsidis6776
    @demetrikatsidis6776 Před 4 lety +739

    I can only surmise that the dislikes for this video are from people who have just realised they are a 'Train Guy' and aren't as cool as they think they are.

    • @Jamesp1972
      @Jamesp1972 Před 4 lety +41

      Train guys everywhere need taking down, sadly

    • @thewomble1509
      @thewomble1509 Před 3 lety +20

      "Train guys "are about as cool as a Scotch bonnet pepper in a Puffa-Puffa jacket!

    • @andydalessio939
      @andydalessio939 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gaztop222
      @gaztop222 Před 3 lety +1

      Not his bottom ones tho..they don't seem to match.. ;)

    • @daevpaeldruid8200
      @daevpaeldruid8200 Před 3 lety +5

      No, they're all from someone called Jim Moir, whoever that is.

  • @TheBearsta
    @TheBearsta Před 4 lety +116

    "It felt like eh.. driving an Aston Martin straight at a fox... quite a rush-a-doodle-do"

  • @Nishaa941
    @Nishaa941 Před 4 lety +541

    He’s hilarious, but that transition train footage is amazing and completes it hahaha

    • @andybYVR
      @andybYVR Před 4 lety +23

      ive got the transition whisle music in my faking head now

    • @RasPutintheGreat
      @RasPutintheGreat Před 4 lety +2

      'and' not but.

    • @nelliesnose5648
      @nelliesnose5648 Před 4 lety +8

      Ras Putin it’s ‘but’. they mean that whilst bob is hilarious, the train transition is what makes it

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj Před 3 lety

      I don’t know…

    • @DoubleDeckerDave
      @DoubleDeckerDave Před 3 lety +5

      That's from the BR advert from the 80s!

  • @joeoutdoors2299
    @joeoutdoors2299 Před 4 lety +230

    My friend told me this great Bob Mortimer story - He and his workmate were on a pelican crossing when they spotted Bob, his mate says "Alright Bob?" Bob stops in his tracks drops his bag on the street and Bellows "Hello me old mate, I haven't seen you in ageeeees"

    • @liamjones9115
      @liamjones9115 Před 3 lety +4

      HAHAHAH

    • @v00n2000
      @v00n2000 Před 3 lety +3

      Aceness

    • @kbr7075
      @kbr7075 Před rokem +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Chooseyourownadventure42
      @Chooseyourownadventure42 Před 2 měsíci +1

      As ever hilarious, even when he’s pointing out that it’s a bit weird to address someone so informally when you don’t actually know them. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kerbal_fever
    @Kerbal_fever Před 4 lety +228

    "I basically kicked it up the moons arse" is phrase i cant wait to use.

    • @ChrisH78
      @ChrisH78 Před 4 lety +22

      I used it this morning and it took me 3hrs to fight off the ladies who flocked to me like lovely adult herons

    • @gbwildlifeuk8269
      @gbwildlifeuk8269 Před 3 lety +1

      Please dont! Going forward, helicopter view, cascading information and keeping you in the loop are nerd enough!

    • @BertF1966
      @BertF1966 Před 2 lety

      Me too 🤣🤣

    • @emmacook112
      @emmacook112 Před 2 lety

      @@gbwildlifeuk8269 😂😂😂😂

  • @jonnysz03
    @jonnysz03 Před 3 lety +85

    "He's pitching me a rabbit hutch with CCTV" - Broke me.

    • @emmabridges2549
      @emmabridges2549 Před 3 lety +2

      That one finished me off 😂😂😂

    • @Tobycek
      @Tobycek Před 2 lety +2

      I refuse to google it because I’m sure someone’s invented one

    • @triciawalker7195
      @triciawalker7195 Před 2 lety

      Me too. Only just found this due to comments on 5 Live radio earlier today. Pitching me a rabbit hutch.......... sensational. What a gifted guy. Love him.

    • @ajorngjdonaydbr
      @ajorngjdonaydbr Před měsícem

      You can actually buy Chicken Coops now with CCTV and automatic doors that open every morning

  • @lukebrooks7868
    @lukebrooks7868 Před 4 lety +68

    "Their pillows shine bright, more give in them than Oxfam"

  • @AlastairjCarruthers
    @AlastairjCarruthers Před 4 lety +70

    It's amazing how many of these people exist

  • @bobbillnolan7644
    @bobbillnolan7644 Před 4 lety +175

    This character would play squash, on a Thursday and get very annoyed if he lost, then have a couple of g&t’s afterwards

  • @josephpickard3108
    @josephpickard3108 Před 4 lety +328

    This is a man that's clearly been on a thousand East Coast Main Lines to Kings Cross at rush hour. The only thing missing is a gilet 😂

  • @93RubixCube
    @93RubixCube Před 4 lety +406

    Bobs teeth look great I wonder who is dentist is

    • @TubbyBrewster11
      @TubbyBrewster11 Před 4 lety +112

      93RubixCube whoever it is, it looks like they use Fuji

    • @JuDgEzill4
      @JuDgEzill4 Před 4 lety +7

      @@TubbyBrewster11 haha, WILTY

    • @cheesybellend6842
      @cheesybellend6842 Před 4 lety +2

      JuDgEzill4 hahaha love it lads

    • @superspecky4eyes
      @superspecky4eyes Před 4 lety +12

      According the TV program "Would I Lie To You" he does his own dentistry.

    • @simonin3d
      @simonin3d Před 4 lety +28

      The good ol Fuji Nine

  • @dwaynepipe6387
    @dwaynepipe6387 Před 4 lety +102

    Love this, I showed this video to my wife and she just looked at me like I was a nationwide advert

    • @RinpochesRose
      @RinpochesRose Před 4 lety +1

      🙂😂🤣

    • @craigchristian344
      @craigchristian344 Před 3 lety +13

      Get me some poachies on ya little fart, n they'd better be verrrrrry fuckin runny

  • @yenoomm2676
    @yenoomm2676 Před 4 lety +35

    “We’ve got to mind fart the living shit out of this until the perfect bubble rises” 😂

  • @erinperise
    @erinperise Před 4 lety +63

    Its so spot on 😂 i have witnessed so many men like this on the train 🤣

  • @zensiantaristic8048
    @zensiantaristic8048 Před 4 lety +124

    This video needs to go up up up, up into the business skyyyyyy.

    • @richcurtis813
      @richcurtis813 Před 4 lety +16

      Fucking gangbangers! Ya gotta love em!

  • @michaelferguson3541
    @michaelferguson3541 Před 4 lety +114

    The compilation nobody asked for but everyone needed, thank you ♥️

  • @chalesbergca3754
    @chalesbergca3754 Před 4 lety +74

    This is the best parody I’ve ever seen. So accurate

  • @MrMisanthrope84
    @MrMisanthrope84 Před 4 lety +18

    This is painfully accurate of commuter life in the south. Sweet Jesus it's on point.

  • @TheGebrano
    @TheGebrano Před 2 lety +18

    Just watched this on the big screen,8 of us all crying laughing all the way through. Absolute gold. We’ve all come across ‘TITHEADS who are exactly as Bob replicates. The man is a genius😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jaunt1able
    @Jaunt1able Před 4 lety +30

    ‘Just off to London, achievement siddy...’’

  • @hughoxford8735
    @hughoxford8735 Před 4 lety +195

    I must take up home dentistry.

  • @screambluemurder101
    @screambluemurder101 Před 4 lety +81

    Basically if you’ve never noticed a plum like this on a train, then YOU are the plum

    • @malcomflibbleghast8140
      @malcomflibbleghast8140 Před 4 lety +8

      on northern rail i cannaget moved for the thousandsof whippets lickin me face.....

    • @THEDONTTELLSHOW
      @THEDONTTELLSHOW Před 4 lety +1

      @@malcomflibbleghast8140 get home and bully your brother you

  • @scottolsen3852
    @scottolsen3852 Před 4 lety +86

    Bob Mortimer is a genius. Love it almost as much as Jeff Linton.

    • @robertflanagan1364
      @robertflanagan1364 Před 4 lety +6

      A real heavy lifter

    • @jackwets
      @jackwets Před 4 lety +7

      “The Jeff Linton?”

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj Před 3 lety +3

      Andrew Jackson - I really don’t know, but check out the Jacobean double glazing

  • @alexanderboulton2123
    @alexanderboulton2123 Před 8 měsíci +5

    "Networking for real estate giants" what an upstanding and respectable man!! 😁

  • @MikeJackson690
    @MikeJackson690 Před 3 lety +15

    Love how the character develops as Bob, sorry Train Guy, gets more confident. Looking forward to when Train Guy goes through hard times...

  • @LordTechnopants
    @LordTechnopants Před 4 lety +20

    I'm a straight guy, been in a relationship for 27 years.... But, I love Bob. It's a fact.

  • @camt9967
    @camt9967 Před 4 lety +125

    Bob never fails! Funniest guy on the planet. A peaceful ferret!!!!

  • @stud105
    @stud105 Před 4 lety +22

    7:37 " You are, as always, a disgruntled Pug"

  • @nigelmitchell351
    @nigelmitchell351 Před 4 lety +31

    For me it's, "back comb the living shit outta this hairball" still laughing a fortnight later.

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 Před 4 lety +17

    The train footage and music is great 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakezywek6852
    @jakezywek6852 Před 4 lety +54

    As a Leicestershire lad this is spot on-when I was taking a train through London last year, there was a woman and her work colleague on the train, discussing exclusive nursery places and the fact her husband has started working at home three days a week.

    • @josephpickard3108
      @josephpickard3108 Před 4 lety +13

      There's a guy who gets on at Grantham - I'm convinced he is the inspiration for this character

    • @v00n2000
      @v00n2000 Před 3 lety

      vom

  • @robertflanagan1364
    @robertflanagan1364 Před 4 lety +43

    Like driving an aston martin straight at a fox. Quite a rush- a-doodle do

  • @abeardneglected
    @abeardneglected Před 4 lety +26

    Holy crap, this guy sits behind me on every flight.

    • @tjfSIM
      @tjfSIM Před 3 lety +3

      He's the kind of guy who sits behind everyone on every flight. That's how cool he is.

  • @peterbrown7810
    @peterbrown7810 Před 8 měsíci +7

    that noise at 7:07 always gets me🤣. So accurate, always get that guy behind you who you want to smack.

  • @MikeJackson690
    @MikeJackson690 Před 4 lety +15

    Many thanks to CZcams for pinging me in the loop on this, just in time for my bend back on the Crawley branch. Yuh yuh.

  • @tourzrap
    @tourzrap Před 4 lety +43

    “Oh for shire...fa SHIURE”

  • @joshlane174
    @joshlane174 Před 4 lety +21

    This is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I can not stop watching it🤣🤣🤣

    • @emmajh45
      @emmajh45 Před 4 lety +2

      Have you listened to Athletico Mince, his podcast. So much of this and more, very funny!

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj Před 3 lety

      Emma Hargrove - thanks Emma! I’m on the case right now yeah. Why? I don’t know, but check out the tartan tiles and formica, yeah?

  • @wildthinair
    @wildthinair Před 4 lety +64

    This is gold. I shout out much of this across Waterloo concourse most mornings walking behind a toss pot on their phone. Legend Bob have a cappuchoochoo on me!

  • @tourzrap
    @tourzrap Před 4 lety +28

    “Outskirts of London....Superbia...”

    • @TheLRider
      @TheLRider Před 4 lety +1

      "Opportunity knocking shop"

  • @brothlcreeprs
    @brothlcreeprs Před 4 lety +13

    I thought I was the only person who gets excited about Train Guy! Glad to see others love him too pahah

  • @c1v1lwar24
    @c1v1lwar24 Před 4 lety +42

    “Got a physical meet” 😂😂😂

  • @Tiger-Suplex
    @Tiger-Suplex Před 4 lety +51

    i lose it everytime at "vision express yourself"

  • @kaarinamiles292
    @kaarinamiles292 Před 4 lety +44

    River Island....Moss Bros. LOL

  • @richcurtis813
    @richcurtis813 Před 4 lety +44

    This is Barry C Homeowner, taking you up, up, up, into the business sky!!

  • @CloodyBlueless
    @CloodyBlueless Před 4 lety +17

    This makes me want to play a round of Theft and Shrubbery.

  • @lcpoole54
    @lcpoole54 Před 3 lety +8

    What a laugh. Bob Mortimer is so hilarious. Cheered up a bad day.

  • @thenumber1kidd811
    @thenumber1kidd811 Před měsícem

    These kill me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead, sitting opposite a guy at the airport who is doing this right now!! Had to watch classic Bon doing it ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @kieronknapp9191
    @kieronknapp9191 Před 4 lety +13

    Bob has made me laugh since I was a kid. Him and Jim.

  • @alanirving1972
    @alanirving1972 Před 4 lety +41

    Jeff Linton just called... the Felafel start-up is a go !!!

    • @MontyCantsin5
      @MontyCantsin5 Před 4 lety +6

      Got any contact deets for Jeff Linton? I'm super interested in the duplex apartment deal to levitate some capital into the stratosphere in light of the COVID-19 scare. Only problem is my LinkedIn Pro account is down due to cross- interactional feedback that started at the Coventry branch. Thanks Alan...and bella.

    • @nevillebloodybartos
      @nevillebloodybartos Před 4 lety +5

      Network, not fretwork ... those pillows have more give than Oxfam

  • @JLPC13
    @JLPC13 Před 4 lety +6

    Bob can make me laugh with a smile, the mans a fucking genius

  • @frankmurphy4082
    @frankmurphy4082 Před 4 lety +10

    so glad i found the appreciation of train guy, every time he does a new one of these it literally makes my day. bella- compostino!

  • @oldschoolm8
    @oldschoolm8 Před 4 lety +193

    I think we can all say we’ve heard these type of tossers on public transport before.....

    • @minimal_enthusiasm5971
      @minimal_enthusiasm5971 Před 4 lety +19

      Can't get away from the bastards here in London

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj Před 3 lety +6

      One of my favourite gadgets of all time was a phone jammer, but now nothing I can find works on bloody 4G.

    • @roystonevans2223
      @roystonevans2223 Před 3 lety +7

      The wife & myself just spent abit of time in London & this is exactly the type of shite we heard on the way down... Good god, our ribs we're hurting all the way 🤣👌

  • @AJ-ut3ul
    @AJ-ut3ul Před 4 lety +15

    "You're an adult wolf, Col" 😂😂

  • @badsport2008
    @badsport2008 Před 4 lety +16

    Oh, I'll sit down with a campachoochoo and watch this

  • @GS-go9qq
    @GS-go9qq Před 4 lety +62

    Probably on his way to meet the guys at the Audi Garage.

  • @michaeldocherty7046
    @michaeldocherty7046 Před 4 lety +8

    This guy would fit The Apprentice like one of his expensive gloves. He'd probably win it.

  • @kolabboy
    @kolabboy Před 4 lety +21

    Best mini-series of 2020!

  • @3rodox
    @3rodox Před 7 měsíci +1

    Quite a rush-a-doodle-do, like driving an Aston Martin straight into a fox
    😂😂😄

  • @WorcestershireFolklore
    @WorcestershireFolklore Před 4 lety +21

    This gave me such a rush-a-doodle-do! You’re a lion Bobaroo, wishing you welcome! I hope to physical meet you one day!

  • @-Tidgy
    @-Tidgy Před 3 lety +9

    Imagine someone just watching him, thinking wtf???
    This guy's lost the plot he's having a full on convo with himself
    😂😂😂😂

  • @benskinner8580
    @benskinner8580 Před 3 lety +26

    He never fails to make me laugh been into him since my teens 😂 such simple and original material too 👍

  • @thomasmcewan9465
    @thomasmcewan9465 Před 3 lety +5

    I simply love this man

  • @ianclayton3967
    @ianclayton3967 Před 4 lety +6

    brilliant work on the train footage. Bob, you are and always will be a comedy genius...

  • @gibgun
    @gibgun Před 4 lety +4

    Thanks for making this! Love the footage you’ve added it’s perfect.
    Can’t wait for future compilations

  • @manicminer3830
    @manicminer3830 Před rokem +4

    Bob is a legend! Knows how to be funny and how to deliver it!!! Awesome man!

  • @alisonhopper6724
    @alisonhopper6724 Před 4 lety +13

    So funny , I love Bob Mortimer. Never fails to make me laugh.

  • @sparko2012
    @sparko2012 Před 3 lety +3

    I work in one of the UKs biggest banks.. this is about 80% of the fellas working there.

  • @roderickdewar1064
    @roderickdewar1064 Před 2 lety +9

    8:16 That laugh!

  • @MyCovertNarcissism
    @MyCovertNarcissism Před 4 lety +22

    I was laughing how loud he was because he was in the car, lol.

  • @woodshop7487
    @woodshop7487 Před 3 měsíci

    I cant stop watching this... even my wife has started doing the voice. Absolute legend.

  • @Katy-sh3ru
    @Katy-sh3ru Před 3 lety +5

    I can't stop watching this, I love it so much 😂😂

  • @nithingr4359
    @nithingr4359 Před rokem +2

    Things that (as always) Col is;
    a lion,
    an adult wolf,
    a male insect,
    an adult herron,
    a male herring,
    a lonely herron,
    a peaceful ferret,
    a disgruntled pug,
    and, most notably, a vigorous pigeon.

  • @leejeffrey3172
    @leejeffrey3172 Před 4 lety +7

    Dont know how you do these without cracking up. So good! 8 minutes of giggles👍

  • @drslothlehoff806
    @drslothlehoff806 Před 4 lety +1

    Thank you for editing this!

  • @henrycarnill9838
    @henrycarnill9838 Před 4 lety +9

    This is so bloody spot on 🤣

  • @connieb9034
    @connieb9034 Před 4 lety +6

    “Catch you in the success net !” 👊🏻 Bella Fragmento! 👊🏻

  • @monkeyzoo6829
    @monkeyzoo6829 Před 3 lety +4

    haha these are amazing - literally dying with laughter - I hear people like this all the time!!!

  • @thecuttingsark5094
    @thecuttingsark5094 Před 4 lety +6

    Absolute genius.

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Před 4 lety +26

    When his ears pull back after 5:15 hahahahaha
    Yah mine too, like Brussel Sprouts... Yah.. Yah..

  • @a.jembaz7222
    @a.jembaz7222 Před 4 lety +10

    I dont know how many times I've watched this hahaha you are as always a peaceful ferret 😂 the shit he comes out with is too funny

  • @blakdog9875
    @blakdog9875 Před 4 lety +4

    Bob Mortimer is a comedy genius!

  • @nelliesnose5648
    @nelliesnose5648 Před 4 lety +3

    Since lockdown I haven’t been able to come across any ‘train guys’, so I’ve been watching Bob’s videos to fill that hole. I fear that when I return to the outside world I will not be able to take any ‘train guys’ seriously, and will end up laughing in their faces thinking they’re joking.

  • @adge8405
    @adge8405 Před 3 lety +1

    This takes me back to the quarantine of 2020.... Wishing I was back in my isolation inspiration station.

  • @JoeRabone
    @JoeRabone Před 4 lety +57

    Have a campachuchu on me!

    • @crashingdown6924
      @crashingdown6924 Před 4 lety +2

      What's a campachuchu... is it a coffee? I now call coffee to go at my job a capachoochoo

    • @paulsmith1879
      @paulsmith1879 Před 4 lety +2

      It’s a lost city of the Incas

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj Před 3 lety +2

      Paul Smith - very true. It’s on the banks of the rumncoco. Yah!

  • @scooterdooter
    @scooterdooter Před 4 lety +8

    "Have a cappa-choo-choo on me." LOL!

  • @tomshaw5025
    @tomshaw5025 Před 4 lety +50

    You are, as always, a vigorous pigeon

  • @aka_howdy
    @aka_howdy Před 4 lety

    Awesome, recently discovered this on Twitter, thumbs up for doing this

  • @alternativefm328
    @alternativefm328 Před 3 lety +7

    Caramel and Waffle going to blow the Doors off this big-time

  • @Dangimal
    @Dangimal Před 3 lety +4

    this is, without a doubt, the funniest man in the world x

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico Před 3 lety +1

    This is great, I love the transitions.

  • @maxbean3095
    @maxbean3095 Před 4 lety +30

    I'll bounce back to you post pitch. Bella campadgio

  • @modernprophet9599
    @modernprophet9599 Před 4 lety +3

    Would love just a glimpse into the mind of this absolute genius!!!!!

  • @emu8435
    @emu8435 Před 4 lety +2

    I love Bob so much. My hero.

  • @TheShowComputer
    @TheShowComputer Před 2 lety +3

    You can really see the character evolve through each video.

  • @johnnicol607
    @johnnicol607 Před 2 lety +1

    Absolutely fantastic, if you are in need of some cheer this will delivery the tonic

  • @davidjames1638
    @davidjames1638 Před 4 lety +114

    The only people who disliked this video are the real life Col's. Ciao!

    • @demetrikatsidis6776
      @demetrikatsidis6776 Před 4 lety +6

      I just said pretty much the same thing, then read your earlier comment. Sorry dude. Bella Fragmento

  • @rochfordsnrubbs6855
    @rochfordsnrubbs6855 Před 4 lety +9

    Amazing. I work with this guy, and his many clones

  • @williamflanagan726
    @williamflanagan726 Před 4 lety +5

    Bob is as is his good mate Vic pure comedy genius. Is there anything he can't do?